# DWARF MAMBA RETURNS! Life After Leaving Logan Paul, Working A 9-5 Job, Hawk Tuah Crypto Scandal

An episode of [Impaulsive with Logan Paul](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1442164847), 19 Dec 2024, 1 h 26 min.

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Use code LOGAN10 for 10% off your SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/LOGAN10 *Up to $25 off Our ex-roommate Dwarf Mamba RETURNS to discuss life after Logan Paul, quitting social media for a 9-5 job, Hawk Tuah’s crypto scandal, bone-chilling truth about NJ drones, Logan’s family disaster at Thanksgiving, Trump ending daylight savings, backlash following Luigi Mangione’s m*rder, how to talk to aliens & more… SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST ► https://www.youtube.com/impaulsive Watch Previous (AMP’s Biggest Member FANUM on iShowSpeed VS Kai Cenat, Taxing John Cena, Cops Stealing His Lambo) ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZziB35XSnw&t=145s ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/impaulsiveshow/ Timestamps: 0:00 Welcome Dwarf Mamba! 💥 1:49 Mike’s BAD Flight Experience..✈️ 4:41 Dwarf Mamba Life Update! (9-5 Job?) 👨🏻✈️ 12:45 Standing Up for Dwarfs! 🤬 18:28 Duke Dennis Rizzed Up Mike’s Girlfriend!! 😳 21:56 “When Are You Legally A Dwarf?’ 🤔 23:45 Dwarfs In Hollywood 🍿 27:17 Responding to ‘You Fell Off’ Comments! 😤 32:53 Logan’s Thanksgiving DISASTER w/ Jake Paul! 🦃 36:22 TAKE THE NOTE! 😡 41:10 Logan Explains The Drones Over New Jersey..🛸 47:01 Hawk Tuah Crypto Scandal…📉 49:40 Trans Aliens?! 👽 51:06 Trump & Biden’s New Policies?! ☀️ 53:57 What The Government ISN’T Telling You..😱 1:05:09 Aliens Colonizing Earth Soon?! 👾 1:11:33 How To Talk To Aliens ✌️ 1:14:54 Luigi Mangione Fallout! 🔫 1:24:14 Logan’s Meteorite! ☄️ PLEASE NOTE Impaulsive is a significant break from the typical content viewers have come to expect from the vlog channel & we could not be more proud and excited to watch this unfold and grow. Please be advised that we will be exploring a wide variety of topics (some adult-themed) and our younger viewers (and their parents) should be advised that some topics will be for mature audiences only. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Evan Eckenrode is back. D-Mom!
[0:02] Speaker 2: I'll be vulnerable. I'll be real right now. I'm at
[0:04] Speaker 2: a reset. I have a job now. Nine to five.
[0:06] Speaker 2: Oh my God. If they're real aliens, welcome to our world.
[0:09] Speaker 2: Look how beautiful it is. Look how we treat our CEOs,
[0:12] Speaker 2: that we have disagreements with. When people come in my... go like,
[0:16] Speaker 2: you fell off.
[0:17] Speaker 3: That doesn't hurt me because I never thought I was
[0:19] Speaker 3: out of place twofold.
[0:22] Speaker 1: You do this thing, you'll talk a lot, but then
[0:24] Speaker 1: you don't listen.
[0:24] Speaker 2: Yeah, because nobody else has anything good to say.
[0:27] Speaker 4: You would have had a hard time at that Thanksgiving.
[0:29] Speaker 4: It was the first time we really got together.
[0:31] Speaker 2: And I realized how f * * * ed up
[0:33] Speaker 2: we are. I was going to ask, at what point?
[0:36] Speaker 2: Are you legally a dwarf? Yes, because. It's not a
[0:38] Speaker 2: legal thing. You're not going to go to jail for
[0:40] Speaker 2: dwarf fraud. Because Hot 2 is out now. Anywho, I'm
[0:45] Speaker 2: going to bed. She just never woke up. Never woke up.
[0:57] Speaker 2: You know who that is? Bro, who is sitting across
[1:01] Speaker 2: from us right now? Oh, it's EX. The legend. Legend.
[1:04] Speaker 2: In the flesh. Ladies and gentlemen. I get an intro.
[1:07] Speaker 2: Evan Eckenrode, a.k.a. Dwarf Mamba, is back. D-Moms. Moms. Yes. Wow, brother. Go.
[1:15] Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
[1:16] Speaker 2: One of my best friends. One of my longest friends. Ditto.
[1:21] Speaker 2: What do you mean by long?
[1:22] Speaker 1: I wish I would have said that differently.
[1:23] Speaker 2: We're your longest friends. I'm so sorry. I mean, we've
[1:27] Speaker 2: been friends for the longest amount of time.
[1:29] Speaker 4: I didn't really think of it, but thank you for-
[1:31] Speaker 4: As soon as I said it, I went, let's specify.
[1:35] Speaker 2: I thought you might have meant length, but now I
[1:38] Speaker 2: know from the beginning of the episode that you don't
[1:41] Speaker 2: know how long he is. No, no, no.
[1:43] Speaker 1: I know Evan got a rod.
[1:44] Speaker 2: For sure, I know he got a rod. Evan Eckenrod. Yo,
[1:50] Speaker 2: do you guys know- That how they say that the
[1:53] Speaker 2: earth is run by straight white men. Okay. Well, what
[1:57] Speaker 2: I've realized maybe the earth is, but the skies, the
[2:02] Speaker 2: skies are run by the gays. Every time I get
[2:06] Speaker 2: on a plane, the flight attendant is a nice gay man.
[2:10] Speaker 2: And guess what? I didn't know where you're going with this.
[2:13] Speaker 2: They don't like me very much. I get the worst service. Bro,
[2:18] Speaker 2: I swear to God, last night, dude, the lady ahead
[2:20] Speaker 2: of me, they had already brought her dessert out and
[2:23] Speaker 2: they were clapping, singing happy birthday to her. And I
[2:26] Speaker 2: never even got my dinner. Whoa. Because I think, cause
[2:29] Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like a bro looking fucking beard. So
[2:33] Speaker 2: I've been thinking to myself lately, I'm like, how do
[2:34] Speaker 2: I change this dynamic? I'll tell you how you be
[2:38] Speaker 2: extra kind. Cause you're probably an asshole. No, I'm not.
[2:40] Speaker 2: I'm not an asshole. At what point have you ever
[2:43] Speaker 2: known me to not be, to be an asshole or
[2:46] Speaker 2: to not be like overly nice to people? The issue
[2:48] Speaker 2: is what I'm, mean, bro? What do you mean?
[2:52] Speaker 1: Dude, I was just telling Evan this yesterday.
[2:54] Speaker 2: You can attest.
[2:55] Speaker 4: You do this thing that might not, like, be overtly asshole-ish,
[2:59] Speaker 4: but you do this thing where you'll talk a lot,
[3:02] Speaker 4: and I love listening to you talk.
[3:03] Speaker 1: You'll talk at people, right? And most of them are
[3:05] Speaker 1: listening because.
[3:06] Speaker 2: You're very captivating. No, I'm not done. I'm not done.
[3:08] Speaker 2: He's doing it. Yeah, you do it. You do it.
[3:11] Speaker 2: I'm getting him. I'm getting him.
[3:12] Speaker 4: You'll talk at people, and everyone's so captivated, and, like,
[3:15] Speaker 4: you're magnetic with your words.
[3:16] Speaker 2: You're charismatic. You're Mike. Big Mike.
[3:18] Speaker 4: But then you don't listen. You'll talk at people. And
[3:21] Speaker 4: then when someone else's turn to talk, you go on
[3:22] Speaker 4: your phone.
[3:23] Speaker 2: Yeah, because nobody else has anything good to say. It's
[3:25] Speaker 2: just all bullshit, bro. I got a girl.
[3:28] Speaker 3: You can talk to a flight attendant and say something funny.
[3:30] Speaker 2: I want to talk to you back and just go.
[3:33] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3:34] Speaker 2: And then they're like, all right, fuck this guy. He's
[3:36] Speaker 2: not conversing with me. He's talking at me. Yeah, I'm
[3:38] Speaker 2: here for his pleasure. What I figured out about it
[3:43] Speaker 2: is I need to compliment them. that that is the
[3:47] Speaker 2: route to success so on the next either that or
[3:51] Speaker 2: someone told me that i could i could pretend to
[3:55] Speaker 2: potentially be gay for the flight but i.
[3:58] Speaker 4: Don't think i can pull that off have you not
[4:00] Speaker 4: fucking learned from this exact part no.
[4:02] Speaker 2: You can't do male only march i'm a ex crackhead
[4:06] Speaker 2: i can do anything i want bro okay you can't
[4:10] Speaker 2: By the way, that guy tweeted about us recently. It
[4:11] Speaker 2: was very nice of you. It was a nice tweet.
[4:13] Speaker 2: It was very nice. It was a nice tweet.
[4:15] Speaker 1: Bro, I'm an ally.
[4:16] Speaker 2: Yeah. It was good. I'm trying to be one, but
[4:19] Speaker 2: I feel like we have a little bit of a barrier.
[4:23] Speaker 2: And I am almost like they consider me to be
[4:27] Speaker 2: too aggressively straight. An asshole. Yeah, that's what I said. Yo,
[4:33] Speaker 2: this is your episode. This is your episode, Evan. This
[4:35] Speaker 2: is going in circles there. How? Circle jerking. We're back.
[4:39] Speaker 2: We're back. Circle jerking our boys. Hey, buddy. What up?
[4:42] Speaker 2: How the fuck are you, dude? I'm good. I'm doing good. Definitely.
[4:48] Speaker 2: I'll be vulnerable.
[4:49] Speaker 3: I'll be real right now. I'm at a reset at
[4:51] Speaker 3: a point in my life right now.
[4:53] Speaker 2: A what? A reset. That make sense? For sure. Not
[4:57] Speaker 2: a midlife crisis. A reset. Yep. Trying to figure things out.
[5:01] Speaker 3: As you guys remember from my last episode, I go,
[5:04] Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
[5:06] Speaker 3: And I walk out.
[5:08] Speaker 2: That was true.
[5:09] Speaker 3: I did not know what the fuck I was doing
[5:11] Speaker 3: with my life. Social media was fun.
[5:13] Speaker 2: It was dope.
[5:14] Speaker 3: I had a good time, good experiences, did a lot
[5:16] Speaker 3: of things that the majority of the people living on
[5:19] Speaker 3: Earth say they can't, they haven't done, which is cool.
[5:22] Speaker 3: But it was something that I definitely wasn't loving anymore.
[5:26] Speaker 2: It wasn't fun. It was....
[5:32] Speaker 3: People start to get hateful too, like more hateful as well.
[5:35] Speaker 3: And also the whole dwarf niche thing, it comes to
[5:38] Speaker 3: an end, right?
[5:39] Speaker 2: Like we get it. Like playing into it. Yeah, like
[5:41] Speaker 2: we get it. You're a dwarf.
[5:42] Speaker 3: And I didn't practice enough like trying to do my
[5:45] Speaker 3: other types of skills and comedy wise, whether that's stand
[5:50] Speaker 3: up or just being funny.
[5:54] Speaker 2: In person. So wait, I called you dwarf mamba at
[5:57] Speaker 2: the beginning of the podcast. Yeah. Are you trying to
[5:59] Speaker 2: like get away from that? A little bit. Okay. A
[6:03] Speaker 2: little bit. But you can still, that's what I'll always
[6:06] Speaker 2: be as. I mean.
[6:07] Speaker 3: Internet wise, Dwarf Mamba.
[6:08] Speaker 4: Because bro, I'll never forget scrolling on Vine. I got
[6:12] Speaker 4: like 10,000 followers at the time. You know, the beginning
[6:15] Speaker 4: of my like real internet career and just seeing Dwarf
[6:18] Speaker 4: Mamba pop up and.
[6:19] Speaker 2: You had these just hilarious Vines. And so to me. Yeah.
[6:23] Speaker 2: You know, you'll always... It's like a legend name. It's
[6:25] Speaker 2: a legend name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard. I can't
[6:29] Speaker 2: just be like, fuck it.
[6:30] Speaker 1: But they're not calling you that at work in Maryland?
[6:33] Speaker 2: No, no. Let me get into that. I have a
[6:34] Speaker 2: job now. Yep. Nine to five, which I don't hate.
[6:39] Speaker 2: I really don't.
[6:40] Speaker 3: People are probably like, huh, you work at a job now. No,
[6:43] Speaker 3: I like the authoritative schedule. I need that in my life.
[6:46] Speaker 3: I need that authoritative drive.
[6:48] Speaker 2: Yep. Because I don't have drive. I do not have self-drive. Hopefully,
[6:52] Speaker 2: I get it one day. I don't know.
[6:53] Speaker 3: I don't know why I keep looking at that camera,
[6:55] Speaker 3: by the way.
[6:55] Speaker 1: Well, that's where the people are.
[6:57] Speaker 2: That's you looking at the audience. I like talking to
[7:00] Speaker 2: them too. Good.
[7:01] Speaker 3: Because I want someone, hopefully they can relate to that.
[7:04] Speaker 2: They will. I'm telling you they will.
[7:05] Speaker 3: But yeah, so like I said, I need that like
[7:08] Speaker 3: authoritative schedule. I might not like the job that I'm
[7:10] Speaker 3: at right now, but I need that drive. Like I said,
[7:13] Speaker 3: I don't have it. Hopefully I will get it. Maybe
[7:15] Speaker 3: this is, like I said, this is the reset I
[7:17] Speaker 3: need to find that extra skill. Or, you know, that
[7:20] Speaker 3: self-skill to get me going into something else.
[7:23] Speaker 2: Yeah, well said.
[7:24] Speaker 4: I think you even recognizing that is really powerful. Like,
[7:29] Speaker 4: I've never heard you say that before until we were
[7:31] Speaker 4: talking last night. When you realize, like, the value of
[7:34] Speaker 4: a schedule for the type of person that you are.
[7:36] Speaker 4: Because I don't want to say, from my perspective, you don't, like,
[7:39] Speaker 4: lack drive. But if you know that you don't have
[7:42] Speaker 4: enough to, like, maybe you know, go work on your
[7:45] Speaker 4: own schedule.
[7:46] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[7:46] Speaker 4: I could see how like a set schedule is, is,
[7:49] Speaker 4: is really good for you.
[7:49] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[7:50] Speaker 3: Or literally someone to wake up being like, yo, this
[7:51] Speaker 3: is what you're doing today.
[7:53] Speaker 2: And you like, and you like that. Yeah.
[7:54] Speaker 3: I'd be like, okay, I'll get it done. Like getting
[7:56] Speaker 3: the work done. Like I'll get it done.
[7:57] Speaker 2: Bro. Nine to five works really well for a lot
[8:01] Speaker 2: of people. That's why so many people work nine to five.
[8:03] Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it's nine to five has been like
[8:06] Speaker 2: villainized and made to look so like non pretty. Like
[8:11] Speaker 2: you're working for the man. Guess what you get to
[8:13] Speaker 2: do at five o'clock. Stop working. Yeah, whatever you want.
[8:16] Speaker 2: You get to go and go home and do anything
[8:18] Speaker 2: you want. Bro, this grind mentality that's been created over
[8:25] Speaker 2: the past 10 years, take it from someone who, two
[8:29] Speaker 2: people who have not stopped for the past eight years,
[8:33] Speaker 2: and maybe you have as of hella recently, but that
[8:37] Speaker 2: second-to-second mentality workload that that you you wake up and
[8:43] Speaker 2: the first thing you do is grab your phone hit
[8:45] Speaker 2: email and you do not stop that shit calls emails
[8:48] Speaker 2: filming travel flight this that that until you go to
[8:51] Speaker 2: sleep and then you wake up the next day and
[8:52] Speaker 2: do the same thing just to make a little bit
[8:54] Speaker 2: more money or a lot more money than the person
[8:56] Speaker 2: that's working nine to five it doesn't work for everybody
[9:00] Speaker 2: it's it really extremely taxing it can be taxing exhausting
[9:03] Speaker 2: it's not so it's sustainable.
[9:05] Speaker 3: So that and like um going back to why I
[9:09] Speaker 3: quit social media, why it wasn't for me is also like,
[9:14] Speaker 3: correct me if I'm wrong. You have to be a psycho.
[9:16] Speaker 3: You have to be a little bit of a psycho.
[9:17] Speaker 3: You have to have no emotions. You have to not
[9:20] Speaker 3: give a fuck. You have to just do, do, do.
[9:23] Speaker 3: And like, I, I'm too human. I'm too genuine. That
[9:27] Speaker 3: might sound arrogant.
[9:28] Speaker 2: I don't care. It's gotten worse. Yeah. Way worse. Way worse.
[9:31] Speaker 2: And like, yeah.
[9:31] Speaker 3: And I'm like, dude, I can't do it. Like when
[9:33] Speaker 3: I'm streaming now, like I'll always stream publicly. Until I'm
[9:36] Speaker 3: literally an adult, that's my favorite thing to do ever, streaming.
[9:39] Speaker 3: Great way to connect with fans. I'm game with my fans.
[9:42] Speaker 3: Great way to connect with them, like I said. But
[9:44] Speaker 3: now there's fuckers coming in the chat now, and they
[9:47] Speaker 3: think it's funny.
[9:47] Speaker 2: It's called rage baiting or whatever. And they'd be like, oh,
[9:50] Speaker 2: put the.
[9:51] Speaker 3: Fries, the whole talking down in the 9 to 5, deal.
[9:54] Speaker 3: Put the fries in the bags, bro. It's like, shut up.
[10:01] Speaker 2: You're making fun of someone.
[10:02] Speaker 3: Who has a job at McDonald's. I'm not saying I
[10:05] Speaker 3: have a job at McDonald's. A kid who's just trying
[10:08] Speaker 3: to start their life. And now we're making fun of that.
[10:12] Speaker 3: We're making fun of 16, 17, anybody with a job.
[10:15] Speaker 3: We're making fun of that. Shut the fuck up.
[10:18] Speaker 4: So people will comment mean things to antagonize you to
[10:21] Speaker 4: get you to react? Yeah, like, I don't react. Like,
[10:23] Speaker 4: I don't give them the reaction. But it's like, am
[10:26] Speaker 4: I annoyed at the end of the day?
[10:27] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[10:27] Speaker 3: But I've learned to, like, not give up. Like, my
[10:29] Speaker 3: fucks now are zero. But this younger generation needs to
[10:32] Speaker 3: shut the fuck up about making fun of everyone.
[10:35] Speaker 4: For everything. For every little thing. What's the difference between, like,
[10:38] Speaker 4: making fun of and, like, a good old-fashioned roast? Because, like,
[10:41] Speaker 4: we'll sit here and roast the shit out of each other.
[10:43] Speaker 4: It's our love language.
[10:43] Speaker 2: Roast is different than making fun of. Roast is between
[10:46] Speaker 2: your friends. Okay. Making fun is someone you don't know. Okay.
[10:50] Speaker 3: You can make a joke to me, but I know
[10:52] Speaker 3: since we already built a relationship, I know you're coming
[10:54] Speaker 3: from love.
[10:55] Speaker 2: And it's a joke. I don't know who the fuck
[10:57] Speaker 2: you are. Shut the fuck up. You want to know
[11:00] Speaker 2: what I'm hitting?
[11:01] Speaker 1: The rage baiting is hitting now.
[11:03] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Look at him. We got him. Look how
[11:06] Speaker 2: bad he is. Now they're going to go double down
[11:08] Speaker 2: on it. Yeah, they are. Now they're going to get mad.
[11:11] Speaker 3: But I don't give them that reaction in the chat
[11:14] Speaker 3: unless if they make fun of me. Because they would
[11:16] Speaker 3: make short jokes or something. I'll clap back. And it's
[11:20] Speaker 3: annoying on TikTok because I'll clap back and someone will
[11:25] Speaker 3: report me for bullying and harassing.
[11:28] Speaker 2: I'll get banned.
[11:29] Speaker 3: I'll go to TikTok and I'm like, yo, fucking unban
[11:31] Speaker 3: me right now. They're making fun of me. I'm saying
[11:34] Speaker 3: shit back. Unban me right fucking now. You got to
[11:36] Speaker 3: end this shit. I haven't been banned since I said that.
[11:39] Speaker 2: I haven't been banned.
[11:40] Speaker 3: I emailed TikTok like, yo, you got to stop this shit.
[11:43] Speaker 3: I have trolls in my chat. I'm going to say
[11:45] Speaker 3: shit back. And I'm not doing it in an angry way.
[11:47] Speaker 3: I'm doing it in a comedic Comedy way. I think
[11:50] Speaker 3: I'll say something funny back.
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[12:45] Speaker 4: When someone has a predisposition about like a little person
[12:50] Speaker 4: or something, is there like a, is there like a
[12:51] Speaker 4: name for it?
[12:53] Speaker 2: Like dwarfist? Like, is there? No, I've always wanted that.
[12:58] Speaker 2: It's gotta be something. Well, it's, I guess. Yeah, that works.
[13:03] Speaker 4: Because, because what you're, what you're, what, what you're just,
[13:06] Speaker 4: what you're describing is a prejudice against you. And that's
[13:09] Speaker 4: what you're outlining in the email, which is there's, there's
[13:11] Speaker 4: validity in that. The, the, the problem is, and we have,
[13:15] Speaker 4: mentioned this so many times evan you're such uh like
[13:19] Speaker 4: there's the you're the minority you are like a super
[13:24] Speaker 4: minority of the minority yeah you know what i'm saying
[13:26] Speaker 4: we're our own.
[13:27] Speaker 3: Category yeah it is what it is that's how it
[13:29] Speaker 3: is like we're literally our own category no one speaks
[13:35] Speaker 3: for us we have no one.
[13:36] Speaker 4: Who there's not a lot of representation yeah from the
[13:39] Speaker 4: outside that's what it looks like.
[13:40] Speaker 2: Yeah it's like All we're asking for is respect. Yeah,
[13:46] Speaker 2: but the issue is, dude, is like your chance of
[13:51] Speaker 2: getting it currently in this atmosphere is zero. And the
[13:57] Speaker 2: reason why has absolutely nothing to do with you or
[14:02] Speaker 2: your afflicted people. It is because no one's getting it.
[14:09] Speaker 2: There's no more sensitive groups. Everyone's a sensitive group. They're
[14:11] Speaker 2: coming after you. It doesn't matter who you are. They
[14:15] Speaker 2: will find your weakness. Heroin. I was a heroin addict.
[14:18] Speaker 2: They will go at you. They will bury you under that. This. Oh,
[14:21] Speaker 2: your parents were divorced. Oh, you did this one slip
[14:24] Speaker 2: up in the past. The one way to become a
[14:28] Speaker 2: sensitive group now is to have made a mistake ever
[14:30] Speaker 2: in your life. They will find it. They will pick
[14:33] Speaker 2: at it. I think yours is a little different, though.
[14:35] Speaker 2: I don't mean to cut you off.
[14:36] Speaker 3: You guys They don't look at you and go, well,
[14:38] Speaker 3: that guy's an ex-heroin addict.
[14:40] Speaker 2: Correct. It's not. It's correct. They look at me. I'm
[14:43] Speaker 2: just fucking living, dude.
[14:44] Speaker 3: Yeah. And they're going out of their way. For instance,
[14:47] Speaker 3: great fucking example.
[14:48] Speaker 2: Great example.
[14:49] Speaker 3: I texted you guys in the chat. Walking out of
[14:51] Speaker 3: Best Buy, just minding my own business. 8 p.m. Walking out.
[14:55] Speaker 3: No cars in the parking lot. I was literally the
[14:57] Speaker 3: only fucking person in Best Buy.
[14:59] Speaker 2: I'm walking out. One car is slowly driving by. I
[15:03] Speaker 2: think it's a fan. I'm like, oh, they're probably going
[15:05] Speaker 2: to say something.
[15:07] Speaker 3: Guy pulls down the window he just goes how about
[15:09] Speaker 3: you grow some you.
[15:11] Speaker 2: Oh my god where's that.
[15:13] Speaker 3: Just best buy walking out of a fucking 8 p.m
[15:17] Speaker 3: best buy no one's in the literally no one's in
[15:20] Speaker 3: the fucking parking lot no one's in the parking lot
[15:23] Speaker 3: i'm not gonna get into too details but the person
[15:30] Speaker 3: went out of their way it was a group of
[15:32] Speaker 3: them slow down said how about you grow some.
[15:35] Speaker 2: You To hurl that at a stranger is wild. That's
[15:39] Speaker 2: what I'm getting at. Young people? Yes.
[15:42] Speaker 3: How old?
[15:42] Speaker 2: 16 to 18. The hooligan stage. Yeah. That's a tough age, dude. No,
[15:51] Speaker 2: I get it. I get it. I've never done it,
[15:54] Speaker 2: including with my friends growing up.
[15:56] Speaker 3: I've never, ever gone out of my way to make
[16:00] Speaker 3: fun of someone who's just in public. Mm-hmm.
[16:04] Speaker 2: I never go, damn, you fat as fuck. Damn, you
[16:07] Speaker 2: black as shit. Never. How about you get whiter? How
[16:12] Speaker 2: about you get taller? I've never done that. I feel
[16:16] Speaker 2: like you're taking your opportunity right now. You want to
[16:19] Speaker 2: hit us with a couple? If I was with my
[16:20] Speaker 2: friends who did that, I'd be like, yo, shut the
[16:22] Speaker 2: fuck up. No, of course. You have a different perspective
[16:24] Speaker 2: as well, though.
[16:25] Speaker 4: Like I would say because of who you are, you
[16:28] Speaker 4: have an elevated perspective of what it means to be
[16:30] Speaker 4: respectful and how it can feel to be at the
[16:33] Speaker 4: opposite end of someone poking fun.
[16:34] Speaker 2: So you do it less.
[16:36] Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true because.
[16:39] Speaker 2: He certainly can fire off too.
[16:41] Speaker 1: He can fire off.
[16:42] Speaker 2: You can't fire off. He actually fires off maybe more
[16:46] Speaker 2: than anyone I know, to be honest. I can say shit.
[16:49] Speaker 1: You can dish it out.
[16:50] Speaker 2: I can say shit. It'll have you thinking. No, but see,
[16:54] Speaker 2: do you know what I'm saying? So it's, so this
[16:55] Speaker 2: is a fuck. Hold on. Hold on. Let's slow. Let's
[16:58] Speaker 2: pause for a sec. Slow down. So, so I guess
[17:01] Speaker 2: this is, this is my question is like a couple
[17:05] Speaker 2: of things here. When is it? Okay. When is it not? Okay.
[17:08] Speaker 2: As a society, I don't mean just for one afflicted group.
[17:11] Speaker 2: And then for me, like my biggest thing is, you'll
[17:15] Speaker 2: never be you, you, you, no one in this room,
[17:18] Speaker 2: no one in this world will ever be able to
[17:21] Speaker 2: control or manipulate the environment around them. The only thing
[17:24] Speaker 2: you will ever be able to do is manipulate your
[17:27] Speaker 2: reaction to it. That's it. That is the only, that
[17:29] Speaker 2: is the only thing you're ever trying to do in life.
[17:31] Speaker 2: I remember for the first like three, four years, all
[17:34] Speaker 2: throughout dating Lana, I had this, my skin was still
[17:37] Speaker 2: relatively thin. I would start stuff would get through. I,
[17:41] Speaker 2: I put out a great book. I put out a
[17:43] Speaker 2: bunch of great shows. I made some money, made the
[17:45] Speaker 2: parents proud, bought him a car, bought my own crib,
[17:47] Speaker 2: got a good girl, whatever, all that shit. You could
[17:51] Speaker 2: stand in my face for an hour and scream at
[17:53] Speaker 2: me every hurtful insult in the world. And my blood
[17:56] Speaker 2: pressure would not rise by a percentage point. When you
[18:00] Speaker 2: say zero fucks, I am unaffected, like literally unaffected by
[18:05] Speaker 2: anything in the world around me. How did I get there?
[18:08] Speaker 2: By creating at least some semblance of the me that
[18:12] Speaker 2: I wanted to create. And now I'm able to stand
[18:14] Speaker 2: on that shit in the face of anything. There's literally
[18:17] Speaker 2: no comment, no online thing. Your girl's a whole, like it's,
[18:21] Speaker 2: I just see garbage. I just see garbage. I see
[18:24] Speaker 2: occasionally I'll say, oh, this is a sad human or, oh,
[18:27] Speaker 2: this is a young kid. What did you think when
[18:29] Speaker 2: Duke Dennis was risen up your girl? if you go
[18:34] Speaker 2: and rewind the footage to three seconds after that clip ended,
[18:38] Speaker 2: they look at me and they go, Thank you. That's
[18:41] Speaker 2: going to go so fucking viral. Really? And I go, bro, obviously, dude,
[18:44] Speaker 2: like you think this is my first rodeo. We were
[18:46] Speaker 2: doing that stuff with Lana back in the day. You
[18:49] Speaker 2: would put her in bed with David, the German videographer,
[18:51] Speaker 2: and we would set up cheating. Yeah, bro. They go
[18:53] Speaker 2: viral on fucking day. They were like, how did you
[18:55] Speaker 2: know to do that? I'm like, bro, I've been in
[18:56] Speaker 2: the game. Welcome to the game. And it's like, I've
[18:59] Speaker 2: been here for 10 years now. You know what I'm saying?
[19:02] Speaker 2: So I knew what you were doing, but it was just,
[19:05] Speaker 2: it definitely was. But then after I did it, I
[19:07] Speaker 2: was like, this is going to go viral and it's
[19:09] Speaker 2: going to turn into a thing. I want to go back.
[19:12] Speaker 3: You're talking about you as a person, how you are now,
[19:15] Speaker 3: how you're this thick skin. I'm, I'm at that point
[19:18] Speaker 3: too now. And I've also had to sit and think,
[19:21] Speaker 3: you know, also mentally go through that, get to that
[19:24] Speaker 3: tough stage. I'm thinking about all the other little people,
[19:29] Speaker 3: kids who have messaged me talking about taking their life
[19:34] Speaker 3: because they don't feel accepted.
[19:37] Speaker 2: And like, I'm just thinking about those kids. I'm just
[19:40] Speaker 2: thinking about them.
[19:42] Speaker 3: I grew up in a very fortunate life. I grew
[19:45] Speaker 3: up in a great school, great town, great friends, great
[19:47] Speaker 3: people all around me always. So I don't know what
[19:49] Speaker 3: it's like to literally be outcasted.
[19:54] Speaker 4: You might have to become the representation that you've always
[19:57] Speaker 4: yearned for in your community. And how that happens, I'm
[20:02] Speaker 4: not sure, but you've always been so vocal about it.
[20:05] Speaker 4: And I've always found it like, like, fascinating you guys
[20:10] Speaker 4: are like the last minority group to like have a
[20:13] Speaker 4: real fucking voice.
[20:14] Speaker 2: And not be um the aha of the thing.
[20:19] Speaker 3: Or or be like whoa like that's that's fucked up
[20:22] Speaker 3: yeah like people go like whoa that's pretty fucked up
[20:24] Speaker 3: to say no they don't think that yeah Yeah.
[20:26] Speaker 2: Did you just fart? Yeah. I felt the vibration through
[20:31] Speaker 2: the couch. I felt the shockwave of your fart. Because
[20:35] Speaker 2: you just made me a plate of eggs. Did you
[20:37] Speaker 2: like it? Well, yeah, but you know what eggs do. Eggs,
[20:40] Speaker 2: fuck you. That's what I'm saying. And you make them runny. No,
[20:44] Speaker 2: I just said that to you.
[20:45] Speaker 1: He makes them runny.
[20:45] Speaker 2: He makes them so runny.
[20:47] Speaker 1: I cook 12 at a time.
[20:48] Speaker 2: I've never done that.
[20:49] Speaker 1: I've never cooked that many 12 eggs.
[20:50] Speaker 2: I go, are these cooked enough? He goes, yeah, yeah,
[20:53] Speaker 2: just take them. Wait, what am I, in fucking England? What?
[20:55] Speaker 2: why do they not cook their eggs no oh soupy eggs.
[20:59] Speaker 3: Soupy eggs soupy England work on your shit work on
[21:03] Speaker 3: your schnit schnit so I was gonna ask you what
[21:06] Speaker 3: how long are we gonna do this dwarfism for Yeah,
[21:08] Speaker 3: I guess you're right.
[21:09] Speaker 2: He doesn't even want to talk about it. I'm kidding.
[21:12] Speaker 2: But we have covered it on other shows. No, I
[21:16] Speaker 2: think you're awesome, and I think you're going to be
[21:19] Speaker 2: that guy. Bro, fuck these people. Not dwarves. I'm okay.
[21:25] Speaker 2: I'm okay. Don't think about me. I'm okay. Don't talk
[21:28] Speaker 2: like you're talking to me. I'm okay.
[21:30] Speaker 3: It's literally the only person I'm thinking about are the
[21:34] Speaker 3: door kids. When people say shit to me, yeah, I
[21:38] Speaker 3: might get mad. And I think it's personally affecting me.
[21:41] Speaker 3: I'm literally thinking about other doors out there who are
[21:43] Speaker 3: going through the same fucking shit. And they don't have
[21:48] Speaker 3: the history I've had where I've established myself and I
[21:52] Speaker 3: know that I'm the shit.
[21:54] Speaker 2: Like, I'm just thinking about them. Can I ask you
[21:57] Speaker 2: a scientific question? Oh, God. I know because it's sensitive. Okay.
[22:11] Speaker 2: At what point... There's so many different types of dwarves, right?
[22:17] Speaker 2: Like different types of... Yeah, over 200. So this question
[22:23] Speaker 2: might not work then. I was going to ask at
[22:24] Speaker 2: what point... Are you legally a dwarf? Yes, because you've
[22:30] Speaker 2: reached an age where you should be bigger than you
[22:33] Speaker 2: are at that time.
[22:35] Speaker 3: It's not a height thing.
[22:37] Speaker 2: It's clearly your bones, what you're born with. But when
[22:40] Speaker 2: you're a dwarf baby, you are still the same size
[22:42] Speaker 2: as a normal baby.
[22:43] Speaker 4: Yes.
[22:50] Speaker 2: Okay, then when you're a dwarf one-year-old, are you still
[22:53] Speaker 2: the same?
[22:53] Speaker 3: No.
[22:54] Speaker 2: You're already starting to... No, it's slow. It's a slow process.
[22:59] Speaker 2: It's slow. It's super slow. And it's a....
[23:03] Speaker 3: I don't know too much about it medically.
[23:06] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting scientific.
[23:07] Speaker 3: But it's essentially a bone deficiency.
[23:09] Speaker 2: And it's like progressive. Yeah, it just slows down. Got it, okay.
[23:13] Speaker 2: That's literally it. So I hate that shit when it's like, oh,
[23:16] Speaker 2: I'm too short. I guess I'm legally a dwarf. Like,
[23:20] Speaker 2: shut the, no, it's not a legal thing.
[23:22] Speaker 3: You're not gonna go to jail for, you're not going
[23:24] Speaker 3: to jail if they can make door fraud.
[23:29] Speaker 2: Like, poor guy. Well, it possibly could be a thing.
[23:32] Speaker 2: It's like a handicap, faking a handicap.
[23:35] Speaker 3: Maybe you can do door fraud shit.
[23:37] Speaker 2: You definitely can't park right in front of that best buy.
[23:41] Speaker 2: I swear to God, I'm not lying, bro. I swear
[23:44] Speaker 2: to God, I'm a dwarf.
[23:45] Speaker 4: So Evan, you mentioned earlier, maybe finding that drive, finding
[23:49] Speaker 4: that motivation.
[23:51] Speaker 2: How do you think that'll happen? Have you thought about
[23:53] Speaker 2: that at all?
[23:54] Speaker 3: Was finding my, what's going to be, what is my
[23:58] Speaker 3: purpose in this field? And so I tried out through acting.
[24:03] Speaker 3: I've gotten roles, few roles, auditions. But a lot of
[24:07] Speaker 3: the auditions were your typical dwarf role.
[24:12] Speaker 2: Yep.
[24:12] Speaker 1: The elf.
[24:13] Speaker 2: And you don't want to do that. I don't want
[24:14] Speaker 2: to do that.
[24:16] Speaker 3: And that's another thing where it comes with Hollywood and
[24:18] Speaker 3: shit where it, they don't do a good enough help
[24:22] Speaker 3: with us as well. It's like, there's no dwarf characters. Like,
[24:27] Speaker 3: as a, just a, as a friend.
[24:29] Speaker 2: As a character. As a character. As a friend, yeah. Like,
[24:30] Speaker 2: the only one, last one.
[24:32] Speaker 3: Really one I can think of is Seinfeld with Kramer
[24:35] Speaker 3: and his dwarf buddy.
[24:38] Speaker 2: Interesting.
[24:39] Speaker 3: That's the only TV series that has, oh, Game of Thrones,
[24:44] Speaker 3: but that's fucking different.
[24:45] Speaker 2: Seinfeld still holds up. Yeah. I just watched, so. I'm
[24:49] Speaker 2: just kidding. Mike, Mike, you know, going off. Well, no,
[24:52] Speaker 2: I was listening to what you, yeah, but I was
[24:53] Speaker 2: listening to what you said and how fucking dare you
[24:55] Speaker 2: talk about fucking listening comprehension. He does it way better
[24:59] Speaker 2: than you. No, fuck you. He's bad. He sucks. He
[25:03] Speaker 2: does it way better than you.
[25:04] Speaker 1: You're worse.
[25:04] Speaker 2: He cuts me off.
[25:05] Speaker 1: You're worse.
[25:05] Speaker 2: He cuts me off all the time.
[25:06] Speaker 1: You're worse.
[25:07] Speaker 2: I'm leaving. Right now. You should watch it. No, not
[25:09] Speaker 2: the show. I'm leaving right now, this episode. You like Seinfeld. Huh?
[25:14] Speaker 2: You like Seinfeld. I love Seinfeld. Yeah, I was just saying,
[25:16] Speaker 2: still hold up. You watching stuff these days in Maryland? Yeah,
[25:21] Speaker 2: what are you ingesting? Yeah, you consuming anything?
[25:25] Speaker 3: So that's another thing that I guess, no, I don't
[25:28] Speaker 3: watch new things.
[25:29] Speaker 2: No. I watch the same thing over and over again.
[25:33] Speaker 2: Like what? Like Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I can tell
[25:36] Speaker 2: you an episode, like it's Oh, really? Such a great show.
[25:39] Speaker 2: Great show.
[25:39] Speaker 3: And I love, like, especially if it's comedy, I love,
[25:43] Speaker 3: I will study it. Like, I will study, if I
[25:46] Speaker 3: love it, the comedy, I'll study the show. I'll study
[25:48] Speaker 3: how their timing, why that worked.
[25:51] Speaker 2: That's funny. I'm going to use that. You've gotten funnier.
[25:53] Speaker 2: Appreciate that. You have gotten funnier. I've been working, trying
[25:56] Speaker 2: to do that.
[25:57] Speaker 4: It's interesting because you went home to a place that
[25:59] Speaker 4: is like, like the arts aren't celebrated nearly as much
[26:01] Speaker 4: as the Hollywood environment you were living in. And now
[26:03] Speaker 4: you're in, you know, small town Maryland where you grew up. And,
[26:07] Speaker 4: your ability for comedy has actually gotten better.
[26:11] Speaker 2: It's weird.
[26:12] Speaker 1: You were making really funny jokes last night.
[26:15] Speaker 2: Bro, this dude has always had the capability. I've never
[26:20] Speaker 2: been that aware of it.
[26:22] Speaker 3: And that's where it was kind of going.
[26:24] Speaker 2: It was layered comedy. It was the deepest level of comedy.
[26:29] Speaker 2: Maybe you just had a little bit more time and
[26:30] Speaker 2: space for good old Evan than you used to. Because
[26:33] Speaker 2: you used to be really... Bro, me and... There's no
[26:36] Speaker 2: one in the world, really, besides no one, that can
[26:40] Speaker 2: get me to belly laugh. We just did it just now.
[26:42] Speaker 2: When we found a cup of water. We riffed. About
[26:45] Speaker 2: a cup of water. About a cup of water that
[26:47] Speaker 2: we found in the cabinet. Like, why is there a half-
[26:49] Speaker 2: We riffed for three minutes. But that's how you and
[26:51] Speaker 2: me always work. Straight laugh. We would always just do
[26:53] Speaker 2: that and go down tangent.
[26:54] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[26:55] Speaker 2: And I wonder if, because you have now settled into this, like,
[26:58] Speaker 2: not always working, Logan, where you get a chance to
[27:00] Speaker 2: actually spend time with people. No, it's great. Yes, but I.
[27:05] Speaker 3: he but he's not the only person who said that
[27:07] Speaker 3: yeah is what i was kind of getting at was
[27:10] Speaker 3: because people like damn like why are you you're like
[27:12] Speaker 3: wittier you're quick you're quicker with it now i'm just
[27:15] Speaker 3: like i don't know and like um going back to
[27:19] Speaker 3: the field finding my purpose which in comedy um i've
[27:22] Speaker 3: always thought about stand-up people have told me over time
[27:25] Speaker 3: time again yo you need to stand up you need
[27:26] Speaker 3: to stand up again never had a confidence never had
[27:29] Speaker 3: the drive i've built the confidence i've working on the
[27:34] Speaker 3: drive right now but my confidence is the highest it's
[27:37] Speaker 3: ever been ever like and i'm like i'm just i'm
[27:41] Speaker 3: just proud yeah of myself yeah like when people i
[27:46] Speaker 3: know i keep spewing off sorry uh when people come
[27:49] Speaker 3: in my shit and go like you fell off that
[27:52] Speaker 3: doesn't hurt me because i've never thought i was at
[27:54] Speaker 3: a place to fall off like you saying i.
[27:57] Speaker 2: Fell off that's actually a compliment because you're.
[28:00] Speaker 3: Saying like dude you were like the biggest blah blah
[28:02] Speaker 3: blah oh and i was like what's I didn't think
[28:05] Speaker 3: I was shit. I might have done a few things,
[28:07] Speaker 3: might have cute people. I don't think I've done any
[28:10] Speaker 3: what I want to do.
[28:11] Speaker 2: Fair.
[28:12] Speaker 3: So, like, that's not really an insult for me. Fair.
[28:15] Speaker 2: There's nothing, like I said, I fell off. Well, in
[28:17] Speaker 2: that way, you know, it is only up from here. Yeah.
[28:20] Speaker 2: And I see it so clearly for you.
[28:23] Speaker 4: We spoke about this last night at dinner, but, like, man,
[28:26] Speaker 4: I think in the same way, like, Matt Rife did
[28:31] Speaker 4: comedy and then syndicated clips. and got super famous on TikTok, whatever,
[28:36] Speaker 4: I could see you really slowly, bottom up, building a
[28:39] Speaker 4: comedy career, and then just being a really funny stand-up comedian.
[28:43] Speaker 3: Especially with TikTok nowadays, it kills on, comedy kills on TikTok.
[28:49] Speaker 2: You know what else?
[28:50] Speaker 4: I already told you all of this last night, but
[28:53] Speaker 4: why it works is, I'm going to reiterate it again
[28:55] Speaker 4: because we were drinking a little bit.
[28:56] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[28:57] Speaker 1: Dude, you're in Maryland.
[28:59] Speaker 4: You don't got to go to New York City or
[29:00] Speaker 4: LA to do a stand-up show. Go to your local
[29:05] Speaker 4: improv Maryland.
[29:07] Speaker 2: Little hotel bar. Yeah, whatever, where there's 10 people watching.
[29:10] Speaker 1: Just riff. It doesn't matter how many people are watching.
[29:14] Speaker 2: I was just thinking about Evan in the midst of
[29:16] Speaker 2: the hardest neighborhood of Baltimore. We're the wildest. where the
[29:19] Speaker 2: water was shot with stringer bell stringer bell is there
[29:25] Speaker 2: nah but why why it works is you can a
[29:28] Speaker 2: hone your skills in front of a small audience but
[29:31] Speaker 2: b if you film your sets and one of them
[29:43] Speaker 2: hits after the fact.
[29:45] Speaker 4: You know what's funny. You know, oh, this was a
[29:48] Speaker 4: funny little clip. This will hit on TikTok. So you
[29:50] Speaker 4: can essentially highlight real yourself while building your skills in
[29:54] Speaker 4: real life and your social media in social life.
[29:58] Speaker 2: Yeah. It's still holding that social media thing too. Yeah,
[30:01] Speaker 2: I agree. I like that.
[30:01] Speaker 4: And I love how, you know, you've moved home and
[30:05] Speaker 4: that reset can be so good for people.
[30:07] Speaker 2: Yeah. So good.
[30:08] Speaker 3: In the beginning, in the beginning, I was down and
[30:11] Speaker 3: depressed because in my head I'm thinking, fuck, I failed.
[30:14] Speaker 3: I get like, I was fucking, I was out there.
[30:17] Speaker 3: I didn't do enough that I could have done. You know,
[30:19] Speaker 3: I was like fucking, it took me a few months
[30:22] Speaker 3: at first because I was down. I had to move
[30:24] Speaker 3: back in with my parents a little bit and it's
[30:27] Speaker 3: just like you know, going from that life to going
[30:29] Speaker 3: back to essentially where you started, yes, it can be like, oh, fuck, like.
[30:33] Speaker 2: Damn it.
[30:34] Speaker 3: But I got over that. Instead of thinking sorry for
[30:38] Speaker 3: myself or sad for myself, let's fucking use that. Let's
[30:41] Speaker 3: use that now to find maybe a different confidence, level
[30:45] Speaker 3: of confidence, different.
[30:46] Speaker 2: Drive, and move on.
[30:48] Speaker 1: Reset.
[30:50] Speaker 2: Let's get better. Cool. Cool, Levin.
[30:51] Speaker 3: You know?
[30:52] Speaker 2: That's awesome, dude. And some people need that. Some people don't.
[30:56] Speaker 2: They can just keep going, being successful. That's dope.
[30:59] Speaker 3: Like Joe Rogan said the best. The best story he
[31:02] Speaker 3: likes to hear is not just a straight successful guy.
[31:05] Speaker 3: It's a guy who essentially failed and has a comeback story.
[31:09] Speaker 2: Because it is. When you said, like, Joe Rogan says
[31:12] Speaker 2: it best.
[31:13] Speaker 3: I didn't say, first off, did not say says it best.
[31:16] Speaker 3: Did not say that. You're twisting my words. I said,
[31:18] Speaker 3: like Joe Rogan said.
[31:20] Speaker 2: Oh, anyways. You tend to do that, though. But like
[31:24] Speaker 2: Joe Rogan said, when you said that, I was like, dude,
[31:26] Speaker 2: this could be so many things. I was like, bro,
[31:29] Speaker 2: this could be so many things. Like, dude, I didn't
[31:33] Speaker 2: know if you were just going to a bit about ivermectin. Like,
[31:35] Speaker 2: I didn't know where you were going to go with that, bro.
[31:38] Speaker 2: Horse strength. Yeah, yo, so there's horse to work with.
[31:41] Speaker 2: Like Joe Rogan said, just shoot yourself off. Yeah, exactly. Anyways, no.
[31:45] Speaker 3: No, but there's just sometimes when people say things like that,
[31:49] Speaker 3: no matter who it is, it sticks with me.
[31:51] Speaker 2: I don't replay it in my head. See, that doesn't
[31:54] Speaker 2: happen to me because I don't listen to anything. I'm
[31:56] Speaker 2: a terrible listener. That's not true.
[31:59] Speaker 4: And that's the unfortunate part about you. If you just
[32:02] Speaker 4: activate yourself, if you're invested in the conversation, you're a
[32:06] Speaker 4: great soundboard.
[32:07] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[32:08] Speaker 2: But you're just never- You tune out so quick. You
[32:11] Speaker 2: tune out quick. So quick. You tune out quick.
[32:13] Speaker 3: So as soon as you're done with whatever you got
[32:15] Speaker 3: to say that's done, and we don't mean to attack you.
[32:17] Speaker 2: I have my flaws too. I'm not fucking perfect. But
[32:20] Speaker 2: you do, and it does hurt. You just shut off
[32:22] Speaker 2: and you're like, okay, well, this guy doesn't want anything
[32:24] Speaker 2: to do with me. So I'll speak for everybody out
[32:26] Speaker 2: there watching this that has ADHD because I obviously have
[32:30] Speaker 2: severe hyperactivity. The reason why I tune out sometimes is because-
[32:35] Speaker 2: You're bored. No. I unfortunately already know everything you're about
[32:41] Speaker 2: to say. Fair. And I can actually repeat it back
[32:43] Speaker 2: to you verbatim before you say it.
[32:44] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[32:46] Speaker 2: I can't do it right now because we're in the
[32:48] Speaker 2: middle of topics. But if one of you stopped mid-topic,
[32:52] Speaker 2: I will finish the next 15 minutes of your story.
[32:54] Speaker 2: My brain works in a very strange way. And I
[32:58] Speaker 2: always have a great question ready. You would have had
[33:00] Speaker 2: a hard time at our Thanksgiving dinner. I had to.
[33:04] Speaker 4: I didn't have to, but I'm the asshole of the family, whatever.
[33:08] Speaker 4: And man, Pam just hijacked my mom.
[33:13] Speaker 2: Hijacked the meal.
[33:14] Speaker 4: With a story she told for 20 minutes about her
[33:20] Speaker 4: confronting someone who thought the Jake Tyson fight was rigged
[33:23] Speaker 4: and a bad fight. By the way, no, sorry, they
[33:26] Speaker 4: didn't even say it was rigged. He just thought it
[33:27] Speaker 4: was a bad fight. And she was basically like, your
[33:29] Speaker 4: opinion's wrong. So I not only was like, well, it's.
[33:32] Speaker 2: Was there, how was it? How was there?
[33:36] Speaker 4: I don't know because the video was also recorded of
[33:38] Speaker 4: her confronting this guy and the video was only six minutes.
[33:41] Speaker 1: So that's why I had seen it, dude.
[33:43] Speaker 4: And I, so if at 18 minutes, I'm like, mom, like,
[33:46] Speaker 4: how are you doing this? Cause you could have just
[33:49] Speaker 4: showed the video and we could have moved on. And
[33:50] Speaker 4: then I, I prompted her with another question and she's
[33:53] Speaker 4: another 10, 15 minutes in.
[33:55] Speaker 2: I go.
[33:55] Speaker 4: And then at one point I, I started to like
[33:57] Speaker 4: do my rebuttal. I'm like, well, here's the opposite side.
[34:00] Speaker 4: Maybe he just didn't like the fight. She's like, let
[34:03] Speaker 4: me talk. You're not going to let me talk. I
[34:05] Speaker 4: had to go, mom, you've been speaking the whole dinner,
[34:09] Speaker 4: like perhaps truncating the story.
[34:12] Speaker 1: Would be better for everyone here.
[34:13] Speaker 2: And then Greg was like, did you say Trump? Trump
[34:15] Speaker 2: Caden's boy?
[34:16] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[34:16] Speaker 2: All right, let me, don't even get me started on
[34:18] Speaker 2: Trump Caden. You know what's so funny?
[34:19] Speaker 4: You know what's so funny? You're so right. Like, Greg
[34:22] Speaker 4: is a big personality with his own, like, he'll hear
[34:24] Speaker 4: something and go.
[34:25] Speaker 1: And so will my mom.
[34:26] Speaker 2: And so will Jake. And so will I.
[34:27] Speaker 4: And it was the first, like, time we really got
[34:30] Speaker 4: together for Thanksgiving. And I realized, um, How fucked up
[34:35] Speaker 4: we are.
[34:36] Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie to you. And different. I'm
[34:39] Speaker 2: not going to lie to you.
[34:42] Speaker 5: We don't mess, dude. It's crazy. You told me to
[34:46] Speaker 5: come up for Thanksgiving. I love all of the people.
[34:53] Speaker 2: Separate individual or yeah but when i thought of the
[34:57] Speaker 2: idea of coming into this oh it was wild all
[35:00] Speaker 2: four plus the baby i was like bro i'm gonna
[35:07] Speaker 2: have a fucking aneurysm it.
[35:09] Speaker 4: Was it was worse than you think i'm sure it
[35:12] Speaker 4: was great dude no everyone's it was awesome and refreshing
[35:16] Speaker 4: I love my family, but I realize what I appreciate
[35:19] Speaker 4: about my family is truly how fucking chaotic we all
[35:23] Speaker 4: are and like individually fucked up. So together, I have
[35:29] Speaker 4: to call it out. We don't have chemistry.
[35:31] Speaker 2: We got no chemistry, me and my family. Me and
[35:34] Speaker 2: Jake do, but sometimes, man. Well, I don't know. On
[35:37] Speaker 2: that last episode you guys did, you guys got called
[35:41] Speaker 2: out for your lack of chemistry. But that is the chemistry.
[35:45] Speaker 2: I know.
[35:45] Speaker 4: It's two brothers being like, just so like, whatever.
[35:49] Speaker 2: We got to be awkward. Like, it's interesting.
[35:54] Speaker 4: Like, as an adult now, and all of us are adults,
[35:57] Speaker 4: like spending time as a family. Because it's not something
[36:00] Speaker 4: I've done. I wanted to just circle back because what
[36:05] Speaker 4: you're saying is.
[36:06] Speaker 2: I'm Mike. Yeah, Mike. You're Mike. I'm Mike. Yeah, that's Mike.
[36:12] Speaker 2: It's Mike. Well, it's not when you said what you
[36:15] Speaker 2: were saying. It seemed like maybe you'd forgotten who I was. Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe.
[36:21] Speaker 2: But yeah, so when my mom was telling this long story,
[36:24] Speaker 2: and by the way, I gave her the note.
[36:25] Speaker 1: I was just like, Mom, I love you so much.
[36:29] Speaker 4: Perhaps there's an opportunity to truncate your story because that
[36:34] Speaker 4: was an example, why I even went off on that tangent,
[36:36] Speaker 4: of what Mike's saying in that Like, you know what
[36:40] Speaker 4: she's going to say next type thing. And so, like,
[36:42] Speaker 4: you would have had a hard time at that Thanksgiving.
[36:46] Speaker 2: Oh, because it was just so– it was so predictable.
[36:50] Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, by the way, by the way.
[36:51] Speaker 2: I'm the same way.
[36:52] Speaker 1: I want to clarify. I'm the asshole of the family.
[36:56] Speaker 1: Some people were invested.
[36:57] Speaker 2: I'm the asshole too.
[36:58] Speaker 1: Some people weren't.
[36:59] Speaker 4: You know, half of the people at the table were
[37:01] Speaker 4: really engaged and the other half wasn't. And so, like,
[37:04] Speaker 4: I don't know. Like, I don't need– Yeah, I gave
[37:07] Speaker 4: her feedback about something that.
[37:09] Speaker 1: I didn't need to. Here's a note.
[37:11] Speaker 2: This is my sweet mother. You know how much he
[37:15] Speaker 2: loves to give his notes, bro. This dude is the fucking,
[37:18] Speaker 2: he'll give a note to anybody. He'll give a note
[37:21] Speaker 2: to a squirrel. Do I see an opportunity for the
[37:24] Speaker 2: squirrel to improve? A little note. When he grabbed that nut. Yeah.
[37:28] Speaker 3: He could be more efficient.
[37:31] Speaker 2: He was giving notes to Phantom on streaming last episode.
[37:34] Speaker 2: People were like, bro, would this dude just give notes?
[37:37] Speaker 2: And you want to know the worst thing that ever happened?
[37:40] Speaker 2: When he used to, when he used to say to me,
[37:42] Speaker 2: it would be this like complex thing. And he would just,
[37:47] Speaker 2: and he would give me this like feedback and I
[37:49] Speaker 2: would give him a response to his feedback and we'd
[37:52] Speaker 2: go back and forth. And he would always say, just
[37:54] Speaker 2: take the fucking note. It's so simple. Just take the note. Right.
[37:57] Speaker 2: And I always hated when he would say that because
[37:59] Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, it's not simple because you're either
[38:01] Speaker 2: accusing me of something or telling me I need to
[38:03] Speaker 2: change something that I don't agree with your assessment. So
[38:06] Speaker 2: I'm not going to just take the note. I'm going
[38:07] Speaker 2: to fucking retort that shit, bro. And tell you why
[38:10] Speaker 2: you might be wrong. We can have a conversation about it.
[38:12] Speaker 2: He's like, no, take the fucking note. So I always
[38:14] Speaker 2: hated that so much. And recently, like two months ago.
[38:18] Speaker 2: I was telling Sarah something in an argument and she
[38:21] Speaker 2: kept pushing back. And I said, bro, why are you
[38:23] Speaker 2: being so stubborn? Just take the note. Take the note.
[38:26] Speaker 2: So it gets even worse than that. Two days ago,
[38:29] Speaker 2: she was telling me something and I pushed back on her.
[38:31] Speaker 2: She told me to take the fucking note. And I
[38:34] Speaker 2: was like, no, bro. I've created a cycle. No, take it.
[38:39] Speaker 2: It was so bad. It came right back to me.
[38:46] Speaker 4: Cause sometimes like, dude, it's so, it's so just Nina
[38:49] Speaker 4: gets it now. She pushes back on something where I'm like, yo,
[38:55] Speaker 4: just take the note.
[38:57] Speaker 2: Well, here's the real answer.
[38:58] Speaker 1: Or don't, but let's move on.
[39:00] Speaker 2: That's it, that's it. I don't give a shit about the-
[39:01] Speaker 2: The real answer is just really, at that point, in
[39:04] Speaker 2: a lot of confrontations in life and a lot of conflicts,
[39:08] Speaker 2: either take the note or take the note. Like, bro,
[39:11] Speaker 2: one of the greatest things anyone ever told me in
[39:13] Speaker 2: life was, just say yes and then do whatever you want.
[39:17] Speaker 2: Because people a lot of times, they just want to
[39:19] Speaker 2: hear you agree that you're going to do, you know
[39:21] Speaker 2: what I'm saying? Just get yourself out of the conflict,
[39:24] Speaker 2: agree to whatever they're saying, and then just do whatever
[39:26] Speaker 2: you're gonna do anyways you know what i'm.
[39:28] Speaker 3: Saying i'd do that yeah but i never thought of
[39:30] Speaker 3: it like that i just do it so i'm not
[39:31] Speaker 3: in that conflict that's what i know but that's what
[39:33] Speaker 3: i'm saying if i'm literally like.
[39:34] Speaker 2: Me and like just here's an idea i'm.
[39:39] Speaker 3: More conservative side if i'm with with a liberal and
[39:42] Speaker 3: we're talking and arguing about something and i know it's
[39:45] Speaker 3: not gonna get anywhere Or like, I just know, like
[39:48] Speaker 3: I will agree with them just to.
[39:50] Speaker 2: Agree, almost agree to disagree.
[39:52] Speaker 3: Or just be like, yeah, I can see where you're
[39:54] Speaker 3: coming from and not give my point of view.
[39:56] Speaker 2: Just so i don't have that argument that's a mature
[40:00] Speaker 2: perspective no it's it's a it's a sigma perspective yeah
[40:03] Speaker 2: elevated yeah i literally do that naturally people right now
[40:06] Speaker 2: are spending their fucking days right after maybe even pausing
[40:09] Speaker 2: this episode to go argue with someone about left first
[40:12] Speaker 2: right politics do you know how low on twitter a
[40:15] Speaker 2: lot it's the dude it can i ask and i
[40:17] Speaker 2: caught dumbest lowest vibrating conversation you could ever fucking have it's.
[40:21] Speaker 3: Different on On the internet, though, it's so easy on
[40:24] Speaker 3: the internet because you're not with that person. So you
[40:27] Speaker 3: don't know their feelings. It's so easy to dodge in person.
[40:31] Speaker 2: It's not about ease. It's not about ease. It's about
[40:34] Speaker 2: time spent, dog. You want to sit and talk either
[40:39] Speaker 2: in person or online about politics? For what? Why the
[40:44] Speaker 2: fuck are you doing it? Go get some money. Is
[40:47] Speaker 2: that part of the reason you deleted X? Was that catching?
[40:51] Speaker 2: I deleted the app. I still have my account just
[40:54] Speaker 2: in case.
[40:54] Speaker 3: But I deleted the app a thousand percent because I
[40:56] Speaker 3: would catch myself literally wasting time at the time.
[40:59] Speaker 2: Wasting time. Arguing with people.
[41:00] Speaker 3: And I'm like, it'll be like 9 a.m.
[41:03] Speaker 2: I'm fucking heated, mad. And I'm like, this doesn't fucking matter.
[41:08] Speaker 2: Who the fuck is this guy? What the fuck am
[41:09] Speaker 2: I doing? And that's all Twitter is. It's just arguing.
[41:14] Speaker 2: Or X, what the fuck it is now. You know
[41:15] Speaker 2: what it's become now? I don't even know. Drones over
[41:19] Speaker 2: New Jersey. and Louisie Mangione, but yes, drones over New
[41:22] Speaker 2: Jersey first. What are they? Why are they here? You
[41:24] Speaker 2: told me last week major developments were coming in the
[41:28] Speaker 2: case for aliens and alien crafts in the United States.
[41:31] Speaker 2: Not a week later, days later, the drones have appeared
[41:34] Speaker 2: over the coast of New Jersey. By the time this
[41:36] Speaker 2: episode is released, I'm sure there will be something. But
[41:39] Speaker 2: as of right now, they've been levitating there for days.
[41:41] Speaker 2: The U.S. government is not telling us anything. They're not
[41:43] Speaker 2: telling the New Jersey governor anything. We are not shooting
[41:47] Speaker 2: them down. What are they? Why are they there? That's
[41:50] Speaker 2: the question, Mike.
[41:51] Speaker 4: Well, I don't think– Is it really that deep? It's
[41:54] Speaker 4: incredibly deep.
[41:57] Speaker 2: Do I want to look that deep?
[41:58] Speaker 4: Brother, no, you don't, and that's why it's not getting
[42:00] Speaker 4: attention because people don't want to– Face the reality that
[42:05] Speaker 4: there's something in the sky that even our government does
[42:08] Speaker 4: not know what it is. And if they do know,
[42:10] Speaker 4: they're lying about it. They said it's not a foreign
[42:13] Speaker 4: adversary or entity.
[42:14] Speaker 2: I don't think they said that. Yes, they did. They
[42:16] Speaker 2: said it. Full on, full stop.
[42:18] Speaker 1: It's not a foreign adversary.
[42:20] Speaker 2: I just saw that. When did that come out? It
[42:22] Speaker 2: was the clip. It's not U.S. drones.
[42:24] Speaker 1: The FBI doesn't know anything.
[42:25] Speaker 2: The local law enforcement doesn't know it.
[42:27] Speaker 1: That's what they're telling us.
[42:28] Speaker 2: How are they saying it's not us and it's not them?
[42:30] Speaker 1: Brother, that's what I'm saying. And that's what I told
[42:33] Speaker 1: you two weeks ago.
[42:33] Speaker 4: 2025, I think, will be one of the most significant
[42:38] Speaker 4: years in human history when it comes to discovery. In
[42:41] Speaker 4: terms of intelligence and non-human intelligence, which begs the question,
[42:48] Speaker 4: what does it mean? What is human intelligence? Which I
[42:51] Speaker 4: don't have to dive in, but I will say this.
[42:54] Speaker 4: This shit is getting super real. I've been reading, which
[42:58] Speaker 4: is crazy because I haven't read a book in 15
[43:01] Speaker 4: fucking years. I will say what I do is I
[43:03] Speaker 4: kind of cheat. I'll read the words on the page
[43:06] Speaker 4: while listening to the book on Audible. And it really
[43:09] Speaker 4: helps me get through a book.
[43:10] Speaker 2: I never even thought about that. Dude, it's basically like
[43:12] Speaker 2: someone reading the story to you.
[43:15] Speaker 4: It's like a double ingestion of the knowledge in the book.
[43:20] Speaker 2: I've always had a problem retaining information. That's why I don't-
[43:23] Speaker 2: My comprehension skills are ass. So- Like test taking. Yeah.
[43:26] Speaker 2: I came to English test tasting. I was an idiot. Yeah. Math.
[43:29] Speaker 2: I'm the shit.
[43:30] Speaker 1: And it's not your fault.
[43:31] Speaker 2: Yeah. I just- I'm bored. I get bored.
[43:32] Speaker 3: Yep.
[43:33] Speaker 1: It's how your brain is.
[43:34] Speaker 2: When will you get bored?
[43:34] Speaker 4: And so, like, for me, I used to love reading.
[43:36] Speaker 4: Then I- Like, when I was really young, then I stopped.
[43:38] Speaker 4: But that's my little cheat code. So I've been reading
[43:40] Speaker 4: Imminent by Lou Elizondo. This one next, American Cosmic. And
[43:45] Speaker 4: then UFOs and Nukes. Like, we- I sound crazy. I
[43:49] Speaker 4: am the crazy person, but I'm, I'm, I'm super open-minded
[43:52] Speaker 4: and one of the people that's willing to have the
[43:54] Speaker 4: conversation about the hard fact that we are not alone
[43:57] Speaker 4: in this universe and what that means. I'm looking to
[43:59] Speaker 4: explore and I'm going to be hopefully part of some
[44:02] Speaker 4: big conversations that push that narrative forward because check this out.
[44:07] Speaker 1: You know, 1950s, flying saucers. You're crazy. You fucking belong
[44:12] Speaker 1: in the psych ward.
[44:13] Speaker 2: You believe in aliens?
[44:14] Speaker 4: Let's make them a part of pop culture. Let's make
[44:17] Speaker 4: them a part of mainstream TV and sort of like
[44:20] Speaker 4: sensationalize this idea of aliens.
[44:22] Speaker 2: But aliens don't exist. You're crazy. Some years pass.
[44:26] Speaker 4: Some more credible people start coming forward with their narrative
[44:30] Speaker 4: of things they've seen. And then we start getting technology
[44:33] Speaker 4: that can actually track these things. multiple sensors that can
[44:36] Speaker 4: track these things, whether it's thermal, whether it's radar, whether
[44:38] Speaker 4: it's a credible pilot's visual of these things. And so now,
[44:42] Speaker 4: early 2000s, it's starting to look a little bit more real.
[44:46] Speaker 4: And then some videos start to leak, and then the
[44:48] Speaker 4: government itself says, okay.
[44:51] Speaker 2: They are real. Oops.
[44:54] Speaker 1: They're real, but we don't know what they are either.
[44:58] Speaker 4: So now we are at, I believe, the cusp of
[45:02] Speaker 4: real disclosure from the United States government about our place
[45:07] Speaker 4: in the universe. And I don't know what that means,
[45:10] Speaker 4: whether it's a spiritual entity, whether it's a foreign adversary,
[45:14] Speaker 4: whether it's United States technology that's been successfully reverse engineered
[45:18] Speaker 4: over the past 70 years, whether it's a combination of
[45:20] Speaker 4: all three, or even a hoax of sorts, whatever it is.
[45:26] Speaker 4: I was talking to someone who's in this. The answer
[45:30] Speaker 4: to all these questions is I believe is sensational. It
[45:35] Speaker 4: is going to be fucking astounding.
[45:37] Speaker 2: What if it's not? Yeah.
[45:38] Speaker 1: What if it's, how could it not be? How could
[45:41] Speaker 1: it not be?
[45:41] Speaker 2: What if it's just the government? What if it's Pam
[45:43] Speaker 2: drank too much wines, flying stupid fucking drones that Jake
[45:46] Speaker 2: Paul paid for?
[45:47] Speaker 4: I'm not necessarily talking, sorry, sorry, zoom out even more.
[45:49] Speaker 4: I'm not talking about New Jersey drones, which are now
[45:51] Speaker 4: in Oregon, by the way, both, both coasts of.
[45:53] Speaker 2: The United States. And Washington State. Washington State. It's been reported.
[45:59] Speaker 4: You are, you are looking at the beginning of a
[46:01] Speaker 4: fucking sci-fi movie, dog. I swear to God, pull up
[46:03] Speaker 4: X and look at these new, new scripts.
[46:05] Speaker 1: Drones sighted over blah, blah, blah. And everyone's like, hey.
[46:08] Speaker 2: U.S. Air Force base in Germany. U.S. Air Force.
[46:11] Speaker 1: I'm telling you, dog, the sightings are getting more.
[46:14] Speaker 2: And more frequent. Wait, isn't this how the movie Independence
[46:16] Speaker 2: Day started where the ships appeared everywhere and no one
[46:18] Speaker 2: knew what they were? Yeah, bro. And then the people
[46:22] Speaker 2: are partying on the roof with the signs like, welcome,
[46:24] Speaker 2: we love you. And then that beam just came down
[46:26] Speaker 2: and zapped the building. Yes. And then Will Smith had
[46:29] Speaker 2: to save everybody. Love Will Smith. And who's the other guy? Kev,
[46:32] Speaker 2: can you talk to me about Prime? Huge actor. Wow,
[46:35] Speaker 2: I'm a piece of shit. No, no, no. I'm Tom Cruise. No, no. Oh,
[46:40] Speaker 2: my God. I wouldn't say Dan Aykroyd. Oh, the dude
[46:44] Speaker 2: from fucking Jurassic Park. I'm an asshole. Oh, oh. Jeff Goldblum.
[46:49] Speaker 2: Jeff Goldblum. I should have known that. One of the
[46:52] Speaker 2: greatest actors of all time. Such a strange aura. No, no, no.
[46:58] Speaker 2: Goldblum is just his whole aura. It's amazing.
[47:01] Speaker 4: So Jeff Goldblum's aura, could that captivate the non-human intelligence
[47:07] Speaker 4: that's allegedly existing?
[47:08] Speaker 1: Here's my question.
[47:09] Speaker 2: It has been, who's going to be the first to
[47:11] Speaker 2: greet him? Now, Logan has said, bar none, he is
[47:16] Speaker 2: the right option. I don't disagree. I don't disagree at all.
[47:20] Speaker 2: But I think if you throw Logan in, you have
[47:22] Speaker 2: to also put Bad Bobby in. Who? Bad. Bad baby.
[47:26] Speaker 2: The hobby. Bad baby. Bad baby. You said the hobby.
[47:29] Speaker 2: The H. The hobby. That H is kind of. Bad
[47:32] Speaker 2: the hobby. Bad Bobby and I guess Hot 2 is
[47:37] Speaker 2: out now. What? Anywho, I'm going to bed. Good night, y'all.
[47:49] Speaker 2: She just never woke up. She just never woke up. Bro,
[47:53] Speaker 2: she went to bed like two weeks ago. She cut
[47:57] Speaker 2: the dude off. Well, anywho. I'm going to bed, y'all.
[48:01] Speaker 2: Good night, good night, y'all, Paul. Good night, Paul. Good night, Paul.
[48:05] Speaker 2: Good night, Paul. Good night. Never opens up. Went to bed. Dude,
[48:10] Speaker 2: not even the assassination woke her up, bro. She's losing, bro.
[48:16] Speaker 2: Where did she come from? Maybe she woke up, did
[48:20] Speaker 2: the thing. She's like, oh, fuck. Damn, hold on a second.
[48:25] Speaker 2: Hold on a second. You're asking the right questions. Where
[48:28] Speaker 2: did she come from? Where did she go? Industry plant.
[48:33] Speaker 2: Cotton Eye Joe. It's all. Yo. It's all starting to
[48:39] Speaker 2: make sense. Cotton Eye Joe predicted the fall of October.
[48:46] Speaker 2: Just go to sleep with that blanket. Just go to sleep, brother.
[48:52] Speaker 2: Just wrap up. Where did you come from? We'll get copyright.
[48:58] Speaker 2: Nina got a thing years ago for using that song.
[49:01] Speaker 2: They're adamant. The Cotton Eye Joes. They'll come after you
[49:05] Speaker 2: for their copyright. How long was that? How long was that? Yeah.
[49:11] Speaker 2: We need that. Five seconds. Bro, what? What is in
[49:14] Speaker 2: your mouth? that a Zed? Yeah, you do the nicotine patches?
[49:24] Speaker 2: I used to dip a lot. I remember your spit bottles. Alright,
[49:32] Speaker 2: so these things are coming. It's pretty much over for us.
[49:35] Speaker 2: That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying this.
[49:40] Speaker 4: I believe we're at a point in time where regardless
[49:43] Speaker 4: of what you feel about the UAP in the sky,
[49:47] Speaker 4: unidentified anomalous phenomena, we're at a point where we can't
[49:52] Speaker 4: ignore it. We can't ignore it anymore. And you guys
[49:54] Speaker 4: are laughing at me. You guys are both laughing at me. No,
[49:58] Speaker 4: because UFO is unidentified flying object. That's unidentified flying object
[50:03] Speaker 4: and they're not all flying.
[50:04] Speaker 2: They're transmedium. Now you're calling their trans aliens? We've got
[50:09] Speaker 2: the LA GPTQ asterisk now. Hello, I am a boy girl.
[50:14] Speaker 2: Like trans alien spectrum. Multi-organism. It's a UFO and aliens.
[50:20] Speaker 1: No, they're not because they're trans medium.
[50:22] Speaker 4: Multi-domain. They're multi-domain. They can go underwater. They can go
[50:26] Speaker 4: underwater at speeds that.
[50:28] Speaker 2: Aren't possible, bro. The submersibles. The submersibles. USOs.
[50:31] Speaker 1: Unidentified submerged objects.
[50:34] Speaker 2: The USO? The government.
[50:37] Speaker 1: The Usos.
[50:38] Speaker 2: That's the government agency. No, bro. The Usos, bro. No, no.
[50:44] Speaker 1: That's the USA, and that's the government. Bro, this is
[50:46] Speaker 1: the first.
[50:47] Speaker 2: Time ever where I really do feel like you could
[50:49] Speaker 2: be right and everybody could be right because there's just
[50:53] Speaker 2: too many insane things going on all at the same time.
[51:00] Speaker 1: Are you talking about in the world?
[51:01] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Because, because like, okay, okay.
[51:06] Speaker 2: Not to bring up the movie. What's the movie I
[51:11] Speaker 2: always bring up? Clearly you don't bang it up a lot.
[51:17] Speaker 2: What is that movie that I'm thinking of? No Country
[51:19] Speaker 2: for Old Men.
[51:19] Speaker 1: No, the one where.
[51:22] Speaker 2: Everyone becomes stupid. Oh, Idiocracy. Idiocracy. I was going to
[51:25] Speaker 2: say stupid. Dude, it's got electrolytes. It's got electrolytes. Yo, Idiocracy.
[51:29] Speaker 2: That movie is actually happening. Like Trump choosing his cabinet,
[51:34] Speaker 2: Trump in general. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? I'm
[51:38] Speaker 2: not saying anything bad, but they're cartoon characters. The dude,
[51:40] Speaker 2: the dude, Kosh, the dude that he elected as the head.
[51:43] Speaker 2: Have you seen the picture of him? Yeah, but yeah,
[51:45] Speaker 2: but Kosh is going to push for disclosure. That should
[51:48] Speaker 2: be number one. Let me ask you a question. Let
[51:49] Speaker 2: me ask you a question. They have stated that on
[51:53] Speaker 2: day one, on day one, numerous things. First, the first
[51:57] Speaker 2: thing they're going to do is pardon all of the
[52:02] Speaker 2: people who invaded the Capitol. So as soon as that's done. Really? Yes.
[52:05] Speaker 2: That's within the first nine minutes. Really? Yeah. He's going
[52:08] Speaker 2: to pardon. That seems great. Yeah. I got to say.
[52:12] Speaker 2: That one seems a little crazy. Wait. So once. Sorry. Actually,
[52:16] Speaker 2: then he's going to. That's just as crazy as Biden.
[52:20] Speaker 2: Biden's also crazy. No, it is. Biden just pardoned like
[52:22] Speaker 2: 1,500 people.
[52:23] Speaker 1: One of which was his son.
[52:24] Speaker 2: That's also crazy. I'm not. Don't pick one side. That's
[52:28] Speaker 2: one thing I don't like about politics.
[52:30] Speaker 3: I know I'm a Republican, but I hate Republicans too.
[52:32] Speaker 2: Like I hate both sides. Both sides. Hold on a second. Yeah,
[52:35] Speaker 2: but you believe in abortion. Hold on a second. They are. Okay. No, no, no.
[52:39] Speaker 3: Hold on.
[52:39] Speaker 2: We're getting off track here. I'm both sides. I see.
[52:42] Speaker 2: So it's like when you single out one side. Yeah,
[52:45] Speaker 2: you got it. Let's balance it out. We're getting off
[52:47] Speaker 2: track here, guys. I'm not picking on one side. That
[52:52] Speaker 2: is the side that's coming into power right now, so
[52:54] Speaker 2: the conversation makes sense. Biden hasn't even... What else? Biden
[52:58] Speaker 2: hasn't been inside his brain in 12 fucking years, bro. Okay,
[53:01] Speaker 2: you want to talk about the other side? The other
[53:02] Speaker 2: side is cooked. I'm not talking about... Ridiculous. I'm just saying...
[53:07] Speaker 2: I'm saying, so after the J6ers get pardoned, and after
[53:13] Speaker 2: the most important topic of discussion that Trump is handling
[53:18] Speaker 2: is the end of daylight savings time. No fucking way.
[53:21] Speaker 2: No way. Are you serious? That's huge. No more daylight
[53:27] Speaker 2: savings time. That's huge. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
[53:30] Speaker 2: We're going to have continuous hours. And you know, you
[53:33] Speaker 2: being like me, like I'm... A dwarf. Winter....
[53:38] Speaker 3: I was going to say our depression, you know, the
[53:40] Speaker 3: talks that we've had. Oh, being a depressed guy. Winter
[53:44] Speaker 3: is the hardest. 100%.
[53:45] Speaker 2: Hardest. Well, guess what? Now that when Trump gets in,
[53:48] Speaker 2: winter will no longer exist. He's bringing what's called eternal spring. Wow.
[53:55] Speaker 2: And then, so anyways, where I was going with this
[53:57] Speaker 2: was then the third thing is going to be disclosures. Now,
[54:02] Speaker 2: they have promised, and this is something that everyone is
[54:04] Speaker 2: very much looking forward to, very early on. Who killed JFK?
[54:11] Speaker 2: Who are these aliens? What? Who did MKUltra? CIA? And
[54:21] Speaker 2: why do they keep putting back on and taking back
[54:24] Speaker 2: off the microwave? Why can't it just also be continuous?
[54:27] Speaker 2: And who was at Epstein Island with Diddy? And they're
[54:30] Speaker 2: saying now Jay-Z, but Let's see what happens. You love Jay-Z.
[54:34] Speaker 2: Because I'm going to hold out a little hope for you.
[54:35] Speaker 2: You always go, allegedly. Bro, allegedly Jay-Z. He just had
[54:39] Speaker 2: a civil lawsuit case. Anybody can have a civil lawsuit case.
[54:42] Speaker 2: You can sue anybody for anything.
[54:44] Speaker 4: Not discounting the credibility, but I don't want people to
[54:47] Speaker 4: think that is a dagger.
[54:50] Speaker 2: And you know, actually, I am filing a suit against
[54:52] Speaker 2: you today. I actually am going to do this to
[54:55] Speaker 2: prove my point. For the time that you sucked my
[54:58] Speaker 2: toes while I was sleeping. I'll never forget it. I
[55:02] Speaker 2: might have not sucked them. I definitely massaged them. That's
[55:05] Speaker 2: in the middle. I definitely massaged your bunions. That's in
[55:07] Speaker 2: the middle. You have massaged my bunions. I love massaging
[55:11] Speaker 2: your bunions. They're so much worse now. Get them over here, baby. What? Anyways, continue.
[55:19] Speaker 2: The question I have to ask is, what if the
[55:25] Speaker 2: revealing never happens now? So.
[55:31] Speaker 2: Because we've always been promised these, like, revealings.
[55:33] Speaker 4: So, Trump won't be the first president that has attempted
[55:36] Speaker 4: to get disclosure. Now, one of his missions is also
[55:39] Speaker 4: to unwind the deep state, which is this legacy program, allegedly,
[55:45] Speaker 4: that is concealing these really important secrets. However, if it's
[55:49] Speaker 4: a matter of national security, he's not going to completely
[55:55] Speaker 4: open the book, but perhaps there's an argument that the
[55:58] Speaker 4: American people deserve to know that on planet Earth, there
[56:04] Speaker 4: is a higher intelligence here, and this is what we
[56:08] Speaker 4: know about them.
[56:08] Speaker 2: Who decides national security?
[56:11] Speaker 1: No, no, because here's why.
[56:12] Speaker 2: Why should the government decide national security? Why shouldn't it
[56:15] Speaker 2: be us, the fucking people, and more so Twitter? Yeah,
[56:19] Speaker 2: that's a good point. We deserve to see these files. Yeah.
[56:25] Speaker 4: It's because in a hypothetical world, if they have successfully
[56:30] Speaker 4: reverse engineered this technology, that's like hundreds, thousands of years
[56:34] Speaker 4: more advanced than what we're capable of or like believe
[56:37] Speaker 4: is possible. And it could keep us a world superpower,
[56:41] Speaker 4: the world superpower. You're not going to want it. You
[56:44] Speaker 4: don't want, you don't want China to know. You don't
[56:46] Speaker 4: want China to know that you have that tech, but,
[56:50] Speaker 4: but I think we're, I think we're here, man. I
[56:51] Speaker 4: think we're here. And like, you know, I opened up
[56:54] Speaker 4: a clip today. I seen, they're talking about the drones
[56:55] Speaker 4: and I'm literally like, damn, this is a, We're on
[56:58] Speaker 4: the cusp. The sci-fi movie in real life is beginning.
[57:02] Speaker 4: It's beginning, and it's an exciting conversation.
[57:05] Speaker 2: But why do you.
[57:06] Speaker 3: Think, though, that since 1950 that this all came about?
[57:11] Speaker 2: What was developed in the mid-1940s? Nuclear energy. Bingo. Where
[57:19] Speaker 2: did the UFOs allegedly first start showing up?
[57:22] Speaker 3: Air 51.
[57:23] Speaker 4: Nuclear test sites is where they showed up, which is why...
[57:27] Speaker 4: In 1947, I believe.
[57:28] Speaker 3: We dropped the bomb in Hiroshima, though.
[57:32] Speaker 2: In 1944. No, 1945. 40s. So we had uranium before that. No, no, no, no, no, no.
[57:37] Speaker 2: It was 1944 or 1945.
[57:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, but we had nuclear shit before that, no?
[57:42] Speaker 4: But it's like, you know, if you're an intelligent species that,
[57:45] Speaker 4: you know, whatever they're doing here, it's like, okay, that
[57:48] Speaker 4: is something to take notice. These apes have figured out
[57:50] Speaker 4: how to destroy themselves and potentially us as well.
[57:53] Speaker 1: Like, they're not invincible anymore.
[57:55] Speaker 2: Roswell, New Mexico. What if they're dumber than us? Roswell,
[57:57] Speaker 2: New Mexico. Read the title of this. UFOs in.
[58:00] Speaker 1: There's a correlation, boys.
[58:01] Speaker 2: You don't think the.
[58:04] Speaker 3: Wonders around the world, we don't know why they're there.
[58:07] Speaker 2: How did humans create this without the technology? You don't think.
[58:12] Speaker 3: And in the Bible, it does speak of alien-like things.
[58:19] Speaker 2: So have they been around?
[58:20] Speaker 4: So that conversation is valid. I don't know enough about
[58:23] Speaker 4: to get into like... the religious, like, potential historical relation
[58:30] Speaker 4: to UFOs and UAPs.
[58:31] Speaker 2: Not even religious. But it is. The natural wonders. Like,
[58:34] Speaker 2: how do they do that?
[58:35] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know, who knows? I don't love, like,
[58:37] Speaker 1: theorizing shit.
[58:38] Speaker 4: I'm just talking about shit that we, like, know or
[58:40] Speaker 4: shit that looks like, at least at the moment, super probable.
[58:43] Speaker 2: Like, Roswell, New Mexico, right?
[58:49] Speaker 4: A balloon that was attempting to spy on Russia was
[58:53] Speaker 4: what was shot down. And recovered. And that was what
[58:58] Speaker 4: was the big secrecy. That's what the Air Force was
[59:01] Speaker 4: all there to collect.
[59:02] Speaker 1: And it's horseshit.
[59:04] Speaker 4: Like, like, I think a first starting spot for disclosure
[59:08] Speaker 4: truly would be like, what actually?
[59:10] Speaker 2: Happened at Roswell.
[59:11] Speaker 4: Because allegedly, there was some sort of electromagnetic pulse or
[59:15] Speaker 4: a thunderstorm that downed this alien craft where debris was
[59:21] Speaker 4: spread over, like, football fields worth of this rancher's land.
[59:26] Speaker 2: And the stuff that they collected was... as.
[59:30] Speaker 4: Thin as a piece of foil, but you couldn't break it,
[59:33] Speaker 4: bend it, smash it with a sledgehammer. It was like,
[59:36] Speaker 4: it was this it's other worldly material, which we know
[59:38] Speaker 4: has been proven to be true. Our own government has
[59:40] Speaker 4: said it we we've collected, um, crafts with other worldly material,
[59:45] Speaker 4: not from this earth. And so to cover that up
[59:50] Speaker 4: in the moment is potentially a matter of national security.
[59:53] Speaker 4: Cause if you can figure out how to like utilize
[59:56] Speaker 4: this material, weaponry, whatever, Our government could really benefit from it.
[1:00:03] Speaker 2: What if it's just more of us, bro? There's another
[1:00:06] Speaker 2: theory with that. Hold on a second. Because, bro, you
[1:00:10] Speaker 2: know you on the alien side is like me on
[1:00:12] Speaker 2: war and warfare and weaponry. I'm really big on weaponry. Actually,
[1:00:17] Speaker 2: I was actually studying something from around the time, from
[1:00:20] Speaker 2: around Manhattan Project the other day. After they dropped Little
[1:00:23] Speaker 2: Boy on Hiroshima, Big Boy Nagasaki- there was a third
[1:00:28] Speaker 2: core that they were working on at Los Alamos, which
[1:00:31] Speaker 2: is probably not all that far from the places you're
[1:00:33] Speaker 2: talking about where the sightings were. And there was this
[1:00:37] Speaker 2: like 24 year old scientist at Los Alamos. He was
[1:00:39] Speaker 2: working on it, trying to figure out something about it
[1:00:43] Speaker 2: when it becomes what's called super critical, which is when
[1:00:47] Speaker 2: basically a chain reaction happens within it. That's going to
[1:00:52] Speaker 2: force the core to explode basically. or to start to
[1:00:57] Speaker 2: give out its energy. And the way that they would
[1:01:00] Speaker 2: test that is they would stack these tungsten, I think
[1:01:04] Speaker 2: carbide blocks on the side of it. And there was
[1:01:08] Speaker 2: a machine that would tell the person if it was
[1:01:10] Speaker 2: becoming super critical in the room, but there was not
[1:01:13] Speaker 2: a second person in the room at the time, there
[1:01:16] Speaker 2: was no laws around it. And so he was just
[1:01:17] Speaker 2: working on the project by himself. And then the alarm
[1:01:20] Speaker 2: went off that the thing was going super critical, not
[1:01:22] Speaker 2: to explode, but it was gonna start giving off a
[1:01:25] Speaker 2: tremendous amount of... It was going to create fission. And
[1:01:29] Speaker 2: he dropped the fucking brick onto the thing. And it released...
[1:01:33] Speaker 2: It hit him with like a super wave of radiation.
[1:01:36] Speaker 2: And he died like what would be considered the highest...
[1:01:40] Speaker 2: pain tolerance death known to man. It basically fried his
[1:01:44] Speaker 2: organs from the inside. He died over the course of
[1:01:46] Speaker 2: like the next 30 days. His skin blistered, burned holes
[1:01:48] Speaker 2: in his disgusting. I watched a whole video on it.
[1:01:50] Speaker 2: Oh my God. Then that same core killed a second scientist.
[1:01:55] Speaker 2: It's called the demon core. You should read about it.
[1:01:57] Speaker 2: It's just one core that they ended up melting down
[1:01:59] Speaker 2: and turning into more other things. Anyways, Russia, not long
[1:02:05] Speaker 2: after we dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, created
[1:02:09] Speaker 2: a bomb that that was like five or 10,000 times
[1:02:14] Speaker 2: the size of the nukes that we dropped. Even bigger
[1:02:16] Speaker 2: than the ones that we use nowadays. I can't remember
[1:02:18] Speaker 2: the exact name, but there was a name for the bomb.
[1:02:21] Speaker 2: So as to say, you never really know how far
[1:02:26] Speaker 2: ahead or behind other countries are in this landscape. I mean,
[1:02:31] Speaker 2: you don't even... You have no idea how far ahead
[1:02:34] Speaker 2: our own government is. No, no. They generally are about...
[1:02:38] Speaker 2: 50 to 70 years ahead of declassification meaning like dude
[1:02:43] Speaker 2: we're still learning about shit that was done in fucking
[1:02:47] Speaker 2: vietnam or or at least desert storm yeah it's so
[1:02:50] Speaker 2: like you just.
[1:02:50] Speaker 3: Don't you just don't know aircraft that they had just
[1:02:53] Speaker 3: in the 60s.
[1:02:54] Speaker 2: Alone the sr71 are you fucking serious bro that.
[1:02:57] Speaker 3: Technology is insane and still to this day people can't copy.
[1:03:00] Speaker 2: Do it they can't copy the sr71 blackbird Is still,
[1:03:05] Speaker 2: to this day, the fastest manned aircraft ever.
[1:03:10] Speaker 3: Ever.
[1:03:11] Speaker 2: Ever. There's only one faster. It's like a rocket. It's
[1:03:14] Speaker 2: not even an aircraft. It's like a rocket. The SR-71
[1:03:16] Speaker 2: is capable of achieving.
[1:03:18] Speaker 3: Undetectable Mach speeds.
[1:03:22] Speaker 2: 80,000 foot ceiling. 80,000 foot ceiling. Just cruising. Do you
[1:03:26] Speaker 2: know why? Aliens. Well, there's allegedly.
[1:03:30] Speaker 4: anti-gravity technology potentially on the graph.
[1:03:34] Speaker 2: I've heard about this.
[1:03:35] Speaker 1: No, you're right.
[1:03:39] Speaker 4: We don't know what's going on, which is why I
[1:03:41] Speaker 4: said one of the options of what these things could be,
[1:03:43] Speaker 4: it could be all three or all four things, is
[1:03:46] Speaker 4: our government maybe has figured something out that we do
[1:03:51] Speaker 4: not know about.
[1:03:53] Speaker 2: What do they know?
[1:03:54] Speaker 3: And even them, they're so scared of they don't realize
[1:03:57] Speaker 3: the fucking technology that they have, too.
[1:04:00] Speaker 4: No, they don't really, they realize, they realize it's why
[1:04:03] Speaker 4: it's such a national secret. It's, it's, it's more secret
[1:04:06] Speaker 4: than the deepest secret in the United States government.
[1:04:09] Speaker 2: I think. See, that's, that's a, that's a thing that
[1:04:12] Speaker 2: like keeps going up that ladder too. And this is
[1:04:14] Speaker 2: like kind of off aliens and back to like the
[1:04:16] Speaker 2: government is like, like. that deep state you were talking
[1:04:20] Speaker 2: about it, as much as it's like become almost laughable,
[1:04:23] Speaker 2: how much it's like used in media nowadays, it certainly
[1:04:26] Speaker 2: is a real thing. Like it really is a thing
[1:04:29] Speaker 2: going all the way over to the other side of
[1:04:31] Speaker 2: the pond to like, like England, England had like a whole, um,
[1:04:36] Speaker 2: period of, of testing nerve gas on, uh, British citizens.
[1:04:40] Speaker 2: Like they were just dumping nerve gas from planes on
[1:04:42] Speaker 2: a British. The MK ultra program happened. Like we tested
[1:04:46] Speaker 2: acid on businessmen in San Francisco and put them behind
[1:04:49] Speaker 2: two way glass with prostitutes and like observe them on
[1:04:51] Speaker 2: acid for days at a time. And then just sent
[1:04:54] Speaker 2: them home to their wives. We traded acid for two,
[1:04:58] Speaker 2: two heroin addicted prisoners. Sorry, we tested acid on heroin-addicted
[1:05:03] Speaker 2: prisoners in prisons in San Francisco in exchange for heroin. Hey,
[1:05:06] Speaker 2: we'll give you more dope if you test acid for us.
[1:05:09] Speaker 2: The U.S. government, U.K. government, have accomplished extremely fucked up
[1:05:15] Speaker 2: things over the past 75, 100 years. The U.S. government,
[1:05:18] Speaker 2: with the African-Americans back in the day, they did syphilis.
[1:05:21] Speaker 2: They would give them syphilis so they couldn't produce other kids.
[1:05:25] Speaker 2: Last note on this. Bro, think about how we got
[1:05:28] Speaker 2: this country. Are you fucking serious? Think about how we
[1:05:33] Speaker 2: ended up sitting in this room as white people. What
[1:05:36] Speaker 2: are we not capable of? We took out an entire
[1:05:39] Speaker 2: indigenous people using bacteria, smallpox. True. Are you fucking kidding me?
[1:05:45] Speaker 2: I watched a whole special on that the other night too.
[1:05:48] Speaker 2: Give a blanket, disease-filled blanket. Insane. To be like, yo,
[1:05:52] Speaker 2: we're helping you guys out. No, we're not. We're actually
[1:05:54] Speaker 2: doing it to fucking kill you.
[1:05:55] Speaker 4: On that note, kind of like respecting another culture or
[1:06:02] Speaker 4: or or people or race um i'm gonna say something
[1:06:07] Speaker 4: a little maybe like a little foo-foo a little but.
[1:06:12] Speaker 2: I think it's important.
[1:06:15] Speaker 4: I think it's important that we're that i think it's
[1:06:18] Speaker 4: important that when we're having these conversations about what's going
[1:06:21] Speaker 4: on in the skies and and these like entities that
[1:06:24] Speaker 4: we aren't sure what they are yet I think the
[1:06:27] Speaker 4: conversation is treated with respect, and I think it's really
[1:06:31] Speaker 4: important that the energy that we have when dealing with
[1:06:37] Speaker 4: these things is positive and with good intentions.
[1:06:42] Speaker 2: But what makes you think at any moment that our
[1:06:47] Speaker 2: current society would approach them with any less than that?
[1:06:54] Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are
[1:06:58] Speaker 2: you actually? That is the most ridiculous.
[1:07:03] Speaker 1: But I'm trying.
[1:07:04] Speaker 2: No, you can try all you want. Have you not
[1:07:07] Speaker 2: gone on Twitter? Yeah, but I have a platform.
[1:07:11] Speaker 4: And if I didn't say it, although I fell off.
[1:07:14] Speaker 2: Welcome to the club. Bro, let's fucking go.
[1:07:17] Speaker 4: We fell off, my guy. The bottom ain't so bad.
[1:07:23] Speaker 2: You're right. Say it again. Sorry.
[1:07:26] Speaker 4: No, I think we got to be really careful with
[1:07:32] Speaker 4: how we're dealing with these EBs. I don't want to
[1:07:36] Speaker 4: say ETs. I don't want to say extraterrestrials.
[1:07:39] Speaker 2: I made it up. I coined it. No. No. You
[1:07:42] Speaker 2: know what EB stands for?
[1:07:44] Speaker 4: Ethereal beings, which I think may be an accurate description
[1:07:48] Speaker 4: of what's happening.
[1:07:49] Speaker 2: You don't want to say Bitcoin beings? I fucking hate
[1:07:51] Speaker 2: you guys. Ethereum beings.
[1:07:55] Speaker 4: You guys are going to get fucking fried.
[1:08:00] Speaker 2: When you guys get radiation poisoning and they choose you.
[1:08:04] Speaker 3: They're gonna look at me like, yo, this dude's already fucked.
[1:08:08] Speaker 2: Let's go on another experiment. This guy, he's tainted. He's tainted.
[1:08:12] Speaker 2: What I would encourage you to do is watch one
[1:08:17] Speaker 2: of two movies. Either Independence Day, where the people, like
[1:08:21] Speaker 2: I just said, are standing on the roof like, we
[1:08:24] Speaker 2: love you. We love you. They shoot a laser down
[1:08:29] Speaker 2: that just completely evaporates the building. Or watch the movie
[1:08:36] Speaker 2: Mars Attacks, where a very similar thing happens. They're not
[1:08:41] Speaker 2: coming here. to respect us. They're not coming here to
[1:08:44] Speaker 2: sample our fare, okay? They're coming here to devour us.
[1:08:49] Speaker 2: They're coming here to eat us, bro, okay? And also, yeah,
[1:08:54] Speaker 2: they're gonna colonize. Colonize?
[1:08:56] Speaker 4: Bro bro it's happening we've done it guys I think
[1:09:00] Speaker 4: I think it's why I say EB is I think.
[1:09:05] Speaker 3: Sounds like an electric car I just got my new
[1:09:09] Speaker 3: EB you'll always.
[1:09:10] Speaker 2: Be a liberal even on other planets you're fucking how
[1:09:14] Speaker 2: does that make me a liberal bro because you're giving
[1:09:16] Speaker 2: them terms you're giving them PC terms Fucking aliens. No.
[1:09:21] Speaker 2: If I get my way, assholes.
[1:09:24] Speaker 1: Yeah, they're going to hate you.
[1:09:27] Speaker 2: I tried. I tried.
[1:09:28] Speaker 1: I tried.
[1:09:28] Speaker 2: I tried. If they're real aliens, they have a sense
[1:09:31] Speaker 2: of humor. If they're that smart, if they're that advanced,
[1:09:33] Speaker 2: they have a sense of humor. Obviously, I'm bringing good
[1:09:35] Speaker 2: energy to the table. We welcome you. Welcome to our world.
[1:09:39] Speaker 2: Look how beautiful it is. What a display of affection
[1:09:42] Speaker 2: America is. We always were here. There was never other
[1:09:45] Speaker 2: people here before us. Look how we treat our CEOs
[1:09:49] Speaker 2: that we have disagreements with. We're a great people. Come
[1:09:53] Speaker 2: join us. We'll have a bunch of fun together. Try
[1:09:55] Speaker 2: some of our local fare. It's called McDonald's. Immediately upon try,
[1:10:02] Speaker 2: have a problem, go to the hospital. Hope you don't
[1:10:04] Speaker 2: mind waiting 12 to 15 hours in the waiting room
[1:10:08] Speaker 2: for them to give you Oxycontin, which you can then
[1:10:10] Speaker 2: get addicted to. Welcome to the world of America. Have
[1:10:14] Speaker 2: fun guys. You've all my EBS watching this. Welcome. Yo,
[1:10:20] Speaker 2: if I were them, bro, yeah, I might destroy us too.
[1:10:23] Speaker 2: Just zap us now. Just get it over with. No,
[1:10:26] Speaker 2: you can't think like that. Don't think like that.
[1:10:28] Speaker 1: Yeah, but Mike said they have a sense of humor, right?
[1:10:32] Speaker 2: Wrong. Help us. Please help us. We obviously look at us.
[1:10:35] Speaker 2: We don't know what we're doing. Look at our world
[1:10:38] Speaker 2: right now. We've done okay for a while, but we've
[1:10:41] Speaker 2: clearly lost our way. If you're here to help us,
[1:10:43] Speaker 2: please and thank you. We appreciate you. We love Jesus,
[1:10:47] Speaker 2: some of us.
[1:10:48] Speaker 1: Why would the drones go to New Jersey?
[1:10:50] Speaker 2: I think, to your point, they picked the most problematic places.
[1:10:55] Speaker 2: They hovered over a dump in New Jersey. It's basically
[1:10:57] Speaker 2: ground zero for hell. You think they're going to like you, though?
[1:11:02] Speaker 2: The aliens?
[1:11:02] Speaker 3: Because you're going to talk to them, and they're going
[1:11:04] Speaker 3: to try to talk to you, and you'll be like, yeah,
[1:11:06] Speaker 3: that's dope, bro.
[1:11:06] Speaker 2: You're just going to get on your phone. There's a
[1:11:09] Speaker 2: fucking alien in front of you.
[1:11:11] Speaker 3: But your ADHD is so bad that you're like.
[1:11:15] Speaker 2: Yo, this is something I've never seen before. That's dope.
[1:11:19] Speaker 2: What's next? How are my parlays looking?
[1:11:22] Speaker 3: And they're like, this guy's a fucking asshole.
[1:11:27] Speaker 2: Earlier in the episode, I talked about the way to
[1:11:28] Speaker 2: get through to the gods of the friendly skies. The gays.
[1:11:33] Speaker 2: Now I'll tell you how to get through to the aliens.
[1:11:36] Speaker 2: This is the one. No, it's not complimenting. The aliens
[1:11:38] Speaker 2: don't like compliments. Math. What? Math. It's the one universal language.
[1:11:46] Speaker 2: You want to talk to these motherfuckers? You better know
[1:11:49] Speaker 2: the Pygatherin theory. You better know how to triangulate. You
[1:11:59] Speaker 2: better know how to calculate. You better know how to
[1:12:01] Speaker 2: get every square root because they only know one language,
[1:12:05] Speaker 2: and that's numbers.
[1:12:07] Speaker 1: I disagree.
[1:12:08] Speaker 4: I think we have something else to offer because they
[1:12:11] Speaker 4: defy math.
[1:12:13] Speaker 1: Take the note, by the way.
[1:12:14] Speaker 2: You know what we should offer them? Music.
[1:12:20] Speaker 4: I think i think this was in a movie once
[1:12:21] Speaker 4: i think i think we tried playing.
[1:12:23] Speaker 2: A song i think they tried playing a song oh
[1:12:25] Speaker 2: no as far as attack that's how they figure.
[1:12:29] Speaker 3: Out that's our the greatest technology of all time to
[1:12:33] Speaker 3: be taken down is by one song and that's i
[1:12:37] Speaker 3: don't even know what it's yodel baby.
[1:12:39] Speaker 2: Shark oh my god Wait, so... I just think music
[1:12:45] Speaker 2: is a universal language, you know?
[1:12:48] Speaker 4: You could recite a song that you heard when you
[1:12:51] Speaker 4: were 10 years old.
[1:12:51] Speaker 2: You'd know the lyrics. That song that goes... What song
[1:12:58] Speaker 2: would you... Okay, so if they got here today, what
[1:13:00] Speaker 2: song would you play for them? Yep. That's a good question.
[1:13:04] Speaker 3: What's the one song that will bring in extra being together?
[1:13:09] Speaker 2: Probably at the moment, I'd probably play I Had Some Help.
[1:13:13] Speaker 2: by post Malone. We're fucking dead. I think, I think
[1:13:17] Speaker 2: it's a great song. It's a great song, but it's
[1:13:19] Speaker 2: just so poppy. What if they're like kind of indie
[1:13:21] Speaker 2: aliens more like have some more hipness or it's more
[1:13:24] Speaker 2: instrumental based sugar.
[1:13:25] Speaker 1: We're going down swinging.
[1:13:27] Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it's a good song.
[1:13:29] Speaker 3: Well, what if you see, I think you're thinking too,
[1:13:31] Speaker 3: like what if it's Mozart.
[1:13:32] Speaker 2: Chopin, but here's my question. Okay. So here's the best
[1:13:37] Speaker 2: we got. Look at this composition. Musical composition. No, that's
[1:13:40] Speaker 2: what it would be. Because, no, that's what it would be.
[1:13:43] Speaker 2: So we'll give him best of now 2000s. No, I
[1:13:45] Speaker 2: don't think. Yo, go back in your spaceship. His best
[1:13:49] Speaker 2: of now is from the 90s. Listen to Mbop. Tell
[1:13:52] Speaker 2: me what you think. Come back to us. Wait, so.
[1:13:54] Speaker 2: You guys are going to get fried. To your point.
[1:13:56] Speaker 2: I'm good. I already told you. They don't want me.
[1:13:58] Speaker 2: I'm tainted. I mean, I'm tainted too. To your point
[1:14:02] Speaker 2: of it maybe being music, but it would be hard
[1:14:04] Speaker 2: to choose what song. To the people who say it
[1:14:06] Speaker 2: would be math. then what problem would you present? To
[1:14:10] Speaker 2: say hello, what would you do? One times three? Do
[1:14:16] Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but you're the one
[1:14:18] Speaker 2: who brought it up.
[1:14:19] Speaker 1: No, no, no.
[1:14:19] Speaker 2: What are you doing?
[1:14:22] Speaker 1: You're having a dialogue entirely yourself.
[1:14:25] Speaker 2: That's what's happening right now. You created your own prompt
[1:14:28] Speaker 2: and are like.
[1:14:29] Speaker 1: Struggling to answer it. Like, dude, figure it out.
[1:14:32] Speaker 2: They're going to speak in math. How are they going
[1:14:35] Speaker 2: to do that? One plus one? Or is it two
[1:14:37] Speaker 2: plus two? It's like, I don't fucking know. You're the
[1:14:39] Speaker 2: one that brought it up. It's generally believed that mathematics
[1:14:45] Speaker 2: is the universal language. That's what I'm trying to say.
[1:14:47] Speaker 4: Bro, it's generally believed that these crafts can't go 12,000
[1:14:50] Speaker 4: miles an hour in the air and turn on a dime.
[1:14:51] Speaker 1: But guess what?
[1:14:52] Speaker 2: It's fucking happening. You know how? Luigi Mangione. Yeah. Dude,
[1:14:58] Speaker 2: that dude is... really clean it up in terms of impressions.
[1:15:05] Speaker 2: So you could just kill someone and you're good? Yeah,
[1:15:08] Speaker 2: what is up with that? He's not being praised.
[1:15:11] Speaker 1: He's being praised.
[1:15:12] Speaker 2: Okay, there's a bunch of factors here, right? And we're
[1:15:15] Speaker 2: a little late to the party, obviously, but that's fine.
[1:15:17] Speaker 2: This story is going to go on for a minute.
[1:15:19] Speaker 2: First and foremost, there is an impeccable, impeccable video. That's
[1:15:25] Speaker 2: number one. Like whenever there's a story, there's a million
[1:15:29] Speaker 2: stories about shootings. Stories are stories. But when you have
[1:15:32] Speaker 2: a video of a, this is how the CEO is walking.
[1:15:38] Speaker 2: He was in his suit. He literally looked a little
[1:15:40] Speaker 2: bit like a GTA NPC. Like he just was strolling
[1:15:44] Speaker 2: down the street and a man came up behind him
[1:15:49] Speaker 2: with a 3D printed gun. With a silencer. With a
[1:15:52] Speaker 2: silencer on it. Shot it once, it jammed. Cleared it,
[1:15:57] Speaker 2: shot it, jammed. Cleared it, shot it. Assassination on video. Yeah. Okay.
[1:16:06] Speaker 2: That's incredible. You don't see that very often. You hear
[1:16:11] Speaker 2: about it. Can you use another word? Yeah, you said
[1:16:13] Speaker 2: immaculate and incredible.
[1:16:15] Speaker 1: These are like praise words.
[1:16:16] Speaker 2: You got to change up your words. My mic is
[1:16:18] Speaker 2: coming in and out, so I'm struggling a little bit.
[1:16:22] Speaker 2: We can probably buy new money. Well, we have no
[1:16:24] Speaker 2: money because we haven't made any money on the show.
[1:16:26] Speaker 2: We have an ad this show. Oh, okay. So that
[1:16:30] Speaker 2: should be several grand. We subtract the $ 52, 000 in travel
[1:16:34] Speaker 2: for the episode. We're still in that negative. Okay, cool. Videos,
[1:16:39] Speaker 2: number one. Number two, he goes on this manhunt, right?
[1:16:44] Speaker 2: And there's all this lore. There's been so much lore.
[1:16:47] Speaker 2: The words on the bullets. The Monopoly money in the back. McDonald's. Like,
[1:16:51] Speaker 2: if you think about it, there's so much Americana attached
[1:16:53] Speaker 2: to this assassination. So he's anti-healthcare? Anti-healthcare.
[1:17:00] Speaker 1: Okay, but then why was he at McDonald's?
[1:17:02] Speaker 2: Because it's anti-healthcare. But McDonald's is not very healthy. Yeah,
[1:17:07] Speaker 2: I think he's anti-health.
[1:17:10] Speaker 4: Wait.
[1:17:11] Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe he was fucking hungry. You could
[1:17:14] Speaker 2: love hell. Bro, listen. Let me ask you a question.
[1:17:16] Speaker 2: You know what he was eating? A hash brown. I
[1:17:19] Speaker 2: don't care if you're fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger, dude. McDonald's hash
[1:17:23] Speaker 2: browns are the best thing in the world.
[1:17:25] Speaker 3: You know if you're going to prison and one thing
[1:17:27] Speaker 3: is going through your mind, what's the one meal that
[1:17:29] Speaker 3: I could go back to and it makes me happy?
[1:17:31] Speaker 3: Maybe it's that McDonald's hash brown.
[1:17:33] Speaker 2: With a McGriddle. Sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle. So listen.
[1:17:38] Speaker 2: So this dude does all this stuff. He gets caught.
[1:17:41] Speaker 2: He ends up being just absolutely stunning. Incredible six-pack. All
[1:17:49] Speaker 2: the stewardesses that I don't compliment enough that never give
[1:17:53] Speaker 2: me my food or it's smitten. Yeah. Smitten airline gods. Okay.
[1:17:59] Speaker 2: At this Mangione dude. They're like, damn, I want to
[1:18:02] Speaker 2: touch his Mangione dude. Right. Like dude, this dude is
[1:18:05] Speaker 2: just fabulous. That's the word. I don't use that word often,
[1:18:08] Speaker 2: but he's fantastic. Okay. And, and then, and then the
[1:18:12] Speaker 2: conversation begins and he gets, he gets chairs. She gets
[1:18:16] Speaker 2: praise for this action. I didn't really get it, to
[1:18:21] Speaker 2: be honest. I didn't really get the praise. Because here's
[1:18:23] Speaker 2: the thing. I don't think you can just murder someone.
[1:18:25] Speaker 2: I don't think that's the problem with it.
[1:18:28] Speaker 3: One thing weird I got out of it is like, yeah,
[1:18:32] Speaker 3: he's done bad, whatever. He's turned down a lot of people.
[1:18:34] Speaker 3: He may technically kill people. That's their eyes. Since he's denied,
[1:18:40] Speaker 3: he has murder on his hands.
[1:18:41] Speaker 2: You got to say allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Sorry.
[1:18:43] Speaker 3: Allegedly.
[1:18:44] Speaker 2: Allegedly. You're good. You're good. Go on. No, you're good.
[1:18:48] Speaker 1: No, you're covered legally.
[1:18:49] Speaker 2: You're covered legally. I'm sorry. covered legally. We have E &
[1:18:50] Speaker 2: O insurance.
[1:18:52] Speaker 3: So that's where they think it's okay to kill him.
[1:18:57] Speaker 2: But in my mind, it's like, whoa, he still murdered someone.
[1:19:00] Speaker 4: So, wow, such an interesting conversation because, like, you know,
[1:19:06] Speaker 4: if he does have, like, blood on his hands the
[1:19:09] Speaker 4: ceo allegedly yeah well how many lives would make it
[1:19:14] Speaker 4: okay not like.
[1:19:15] Speaker 3: I don't know i don't know i don't yeah is
[1:19:17] Speaker 3: is killing always justifiable he he's.
[1:19:20] Speaker 2: He's he the the ceo didn't kill anybody right the
[1:19:26] Speaker 2: ceo didn't kill anybody he he he probably reinforced already
[1:19:36] Speaker 2: existing policies that made getting medicine to fix already existing
[1:19:44] Speaker 2: diseases that were already killing people harder to get. So, so, uh,
[1:19:52] Speaker 2: he killed as many people as the CEO of McDonald's
[1:19:57] Speaker 2: as the CEO of Hershey as allegedly as allegedly as, as,
[1:20:03] Speaker 2: the CEO of X, Y, and Z biz. I'm going
[1:20:07] Speaker 2: to be honest, there's a death count behind every fucking brand.
[1:20:10] Speaker 2: Behind every brand. I don't care which brand it is.
[1:20:12] Speaker 2: Not Prime or Lunchly. That I agree with. Both very well,
[1:20:19] Speaker 2: incredible standup products. In fact, if someone were to open
[1:20:22] Speaker 2: one of the boxes of Lunchly and place it into
[1:20:24] Speaker 2: my left hand or right hand right now, I would
[1:20:27] Speaker 2: eat it while doing this conversation. They're so far. Yeah.
[1:20:35] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:20:35] Speaker 2: So I can't, I can't, sorry, bro. I'm so hungry. So, so,
[1:20:41] Speaker 2: so there was that, that praise I think lasted for
[1:20:46] Speaker 2: like two days. And if you go on now, like the, the, the,
[1:20:49] Speaker 2: it's completely different, bro. No one, no one is fucking
[1:20:52] Speaker 2: stupid enough to root. Do you want to know what
[1:20:55] Speaker 2: changed now? Give them this. There is now a conversation
[1:20:58] Speaker 2: about premiums. There's a conversation about it's happening, right? So, so,
[1:21:03] Speaker 2: in that respect, like we're talking, but guess what? Do
[1:21:08] Speaker 2: you think United healthcare is going to say, wow, that
[1:21:15] Speaker 2: was pretty fucked up of us. Maybe, maybe we should
[1:21:20] Speaker 2: abandon some of this profit and help some of these people.
[1:21:24] Speaker 2: Or do you think they're just going to take a
[1:21:26] Speaker 2: CEO of another competitive brand plug that motherfucker right back
[1:21:30] Speaker 2: into that position and go back to business as usual.
[1:21:33] Speaker 2: And does it load up on security? Yeah, sure. That's it. Sure.
[1:21:37] Speaker 2: The only thing that changes is now the CEOs, baby
[1:21:42] Speaker 2: girls grow up without a father. Wife grows up, you know,
[1:21:47] Speaker 2: ages without a husband. Luigi Mangione gets Mangione in the
[1:21:53] Speaker 2: asshole for the rest of his fucking days on this planet. And,
[1:21:59] Speaker 2: Twitter changes the subject two days from now when Elon
[1:22:02] Speaker 2: farts at the border. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like,
[1:22:05] Speaker 2: nothing fucking changes, bro. You didn't rock the system. You
[1:22:09] Speaker 2: didn't do shit. Yeah. You just became the meme for 2024,
[1:22:13] Speaker 2: and now you're in prison forever. Yeah. So, like, dude,
[1:22:18] Speaker 2: there's a lot of shit in this world that we hate.
[1:22:22] Speaker 2: That we can't stand a lot of policy that we
[1:22:25] Speaker 2: don't agree with. But this should be a lesson that
[1:22:29] Speaker 2: you're not going to earn it through blood, dude. It
[1:22:31] Speaker 2: don't work like that anymore. It used to. There was
[1:22:33] Speaker 2: a time back when there was 2,200 people in a
[1:22:37] Speaker 2: village and there was one bad medicine man and you
[1:22:40] Speaker 2: could stab him and then maybe it would fix something.
[1:22:43] Speaker 2: It's just things have changed too much now. Well said, Mike.
[1:22:48] Speaker 2: Do you agree with that? That last part there, yeah.
[1:22:51] Speaker 3: No, that's what I was going to ask.
[1:22:53] Speaker 2: Is it ever justifiable? Is it not going to change anything?
[1:22:56] Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why it seems like a little bit of
[1:22:58] Speaker 4: a futile mission and incredibly short-sighted as fuck, which is
[1:23:04] Speaker 4: crazy for an Ivy League student.
[1:23:05] Speaker 2: It was... It did open up insurance's eyes, though.
[1:23:09] Speaker 3: Because there's one insurance, I can't remember the name.
[1:23:12] Speaker 2: I saw it. They were about to pass a policy.
[1:23:14] Speaker 2: I think it was insulin-related. No, no, anesthesia-related. Anesthesia, yeah.
[1:23:19] Speaker 3: They weren't going to do anesthesia after two hours. Like,
[1:23:21] Speaker 3: after the two-hour mark in the surgery, you had to
[1:23:23] Speaker 3: pay for anesthesia for the rest of yourself. Which is,
[1:23:26] Speaker 3: what surgery is less than two hours? Probably, like, the mouth.
[1:23:30] Speaker 2: Yeah. And then they abandoned that change. Yeah, as soon
[1:23:33] Speaker 2: as the dude got shot, they're like... So maybe there
[1:23:37] Speaker 2: is change. So I saw that. I saw that. And
[1:23:39] Speaker 2: I was like, is there also a chance that that
[1:23:43] Speaker 2: policy was just going to get shot down anyways? Shot down? Nope.
[1:23:47] Speaker 2: That was crazy you said that. That's crazy.
[1:23:51] Speaker 3: Your use of words. What an incredible shooting. That's going
[1:23:56] Speaker 3: to get shot down.
[1:23:57] Speaker 2: Okay. Okay, listen, guys. That's it. We're done. Yeah, this
[1:24:00] Speaker 2: is a long episode, eh? Okay, so into the Jay-Z
[1:24:03] Speaker 2: assault stuff. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Ev, Ev,
[1:24:06] Speaker 2: thanks for joining us, dude. Sophie Rain made 40 freaks. Mike,
[1:24:10] Speaker 2: we're done. Fun hangs. He's not listening.
[1:24:12] Speaker 4: Fun hangs so far. Yesterday, yesterday, we watched the meteor
[1:24:16] Speaker 4: shower out back.
[1:24:17] Speaker 2: He watched it for the first time. Was it a
[1:24:19] Speaker 2: good shower? Very. Great shower. Really? Great shower.
[1:24:22] Speaker 3: If we would have stayed longer, it would have been crazy.
[1:24:25] Speaker 2: I agree. It was just so cold. What was the name? Gib... Gib... Gibion? Wait, Gibion? Wait, wait, wait. Gibion?
[1:24:34] Speaker 1: That's a Gibion meteorite.
[1:24:36] Speaker 2: Wait a second. Maybe the aliens are.
[1:24:39] Speaker 3: Dude, they're here for the meteor. You have what the
[1:24:43] Speaker 3: aliens are?
[1:24:44] Speaker 2: I think Bad Bahabi has one of those, too. I
[1:24:47] Speaker 2: don't think so. I don't think so. That meteorite right
[1:24:49] Speaker 2: there is older than the Earth. Right there. 4.5 billion
[1:24:52] Speaker 2: years old. Allegedly. Allegedly. No, no. Who told you that,
[1:24:56] Speaker 2: Ryan Garcia? No.
[1:24:57] Speaker 1: Grab the plaque.
[1:25:00] Speaker 4: If you could grab the plaque right back there.
[1:25:03] Speaker 2: I'd be like, how do you know that? I got
[1:25:05] Speaker 2: a plaque. So I have a plaque that says I'm 6'3.
[1:25:08] Speaker 2: Am I 6'3? It's like Tommy Boy when the guarantee's
[1:25:11] Speaker 2: on the side of the box. Yeah, if I put
[1:25:12] Speaker 2: a shit on the box, it says guaranteed on it.
[1:25:14] Speaker 2: Is it still guaranteed? Read it. but it doesn't say
[1:25:17] Speaker 2: guaranteed on the box. Read it. Go ahead. I'll hold it.
[1:25:20] Speaker 2: Gibeon meteorite, an exceptional and massive specimen. Who gave it
[1:25:25] Speaker 2: that objective? That's subjective. No. An exceptional and massive specimen.
[1:25:30] Speaker 2: Sotheby's.com gave it that. 4.5 billion years. Boom. Who was
[1:25:34] Speaker 2: even there to say that it was there at the time? Sotheby's.
[1:25:38] Speaker 2: Sotheby's was not. They weren't even invented until maybe a
[1:25:42] Speaker 2: couple hundred million years after that.
[1:25:45] Speaker 1: We're out of here.
[1:25:46] Speaker 2: Thank you guys for listening to this episode of Impulsive.
[1:25:48] Speaker 2: It's bullshit. It's fucking bullshit, Joe.
[1:25:51] Speaker 1: We love you guys.
[1:25:52] Speaker 2: This was fun. Chopping it up with the boys. This
[1:25:54] Speaker 2: felt like, last thing, this felt like actually like the
[1:25:57] Speaker 2: first old school boys only in a while. In a while.
[1:26:00] Speaker 2: Like the ones where we actually used to go have
[1:26:02] Speaker 2: fun and talk.
[1:26:02] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:26:03] Speaker 2: No, wow. Cool. This was a good episode, guys. We
[1:26:05] Speaker 2: love you. We'll see you next time. Take it easy. Peace.

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