# Brianna Chickenfry Exposes Clavicular’s Past, Dating Lana Rhoades, Tom Brady Vs Logan Paul

An episode of [Impaulsive with Logan Paul](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1442164847), 17 Feb 2026, 1 h 20 min.

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Brianna “Chickenfry” LaPaglia join us the boys to discuss Clavicular getting BRUTALLY MOGGED by ASU frat leader, dating Lana Rhoades, confronts Logan for calling her “off-brand Whitney Cummings”, broken friendship with ex-co-host Grace, Logan's beef with Tom Brady, Dave Portnoy's HORRENDOUS running form, NELK Boys VS SteveWillDoIt, trolling Alix Earle, Bad Bunny Vs Jake Paul and more... SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST ► https://www.youtube.com/impaulsive WWE SLAM by Topps. Download free now in the App Store & Google Play https://apps.apple.com/us/app/wwe-slam-by-topps-card-trader/id1117040791 Meet your favorite athletes and WWE Superstars, get your hands on exclusive merch, catch live podcasts and interact with the biggest names in sports. Tickets go on sale this November, so mark your calendars and don’t miss out. Full information at https://www.fanaticsfest.com/ Thank you Theorist Studios for hosting us! https://theoriststudios.com Watch Previous (Logan Paul TRASH TALKS Tom Brady, Visibly Upsets Alix Earle, Ray Roasts Mike LIVE 🚨) ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQgW5Y5aYW0&t=6040s ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/impaulsiveshow/ Timestamps: 0:00 Welcome Brianna Chickenfry! 💥 2:29 Clavicular's Past & Getting MOGGED by ASU Frat Bro 💀 6:38 Mike GOES OFF on UNC Haters..🔥 9:42 Logan Apologizes to Bri.. 😬 12:06 Ex-Boyfriend's Bribe 💰 19:48 “Football Is Cute” - Logan CLAPS BACK at Tom Brady 🏈 24:53 Logan Trolling Alix Earle..😳 28:24 Grace, Josh & Bri Friendship Fallout 💔 32:57 Bad Bunny, Jake Paul, Halftime Show 👀 40:23 Modern Love Is RUINED..💔 49:20 Lana Rhoades & Bri Relationship 💜 57:34 Dave Portnoy Vs Mike (Race!) 🏃♂️ 1:06:48 Are Logan & Mike REALLY Best Friends? 🤝 1:11:29 Is Elon Musk The Most Important Human EVER? 🚀 1:15:13 SteveWillDoIt Vs NELK Boys 👊 1:16:33 Impaulsive Is STILL Number 1!! 🐐 ***PLEASE NOTE*** Impaulsive is a significant break from the typical content viewers have come to expect from the vlog channel & we could not be more proud and excited to watch this unfold and grow. Please be advised that we will be exploring a wide variety of topics (some adult-themed) and our younger viewers (and their parents) should be advised that some topics will be for mature audiences only. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: The CEO of Hangovers, Rihanna Chicken Fry.
[0:02] Speaker 2: Would you go back and take the $ 12 million?
[0:04] Speaker 3: We want to just get all the f * * *
[0:05] Speaker 3: ing Zach questions out of the way.
[0:06] Speaker 2: Wow.
[0:07] Speaker 1: It is crazy, though, as well, that his current wife
[0:09] Speaker 1: looks really identical to you.
[0:10] Speaker 3: He is a psychopath.
[0:12] Speaker 1: Have you tried dating women?
[0:13] Speaker 3: Do you have any girls to set me up with?
[0:14] Speaker 2: Would you consider my ex? Yeah.
[0:17] Speaker 1: Clavicular.
[0:18] Speaker 3: He was my security guard three years ago.
[0:20] Speaker 1: He was a 17-year-old security guard.
[0:22] Speaker 3: This is why I think he's lying about his age.
[0:23] Speaker 3: Where were you when you got mogged by the ASU
[0:25] Speaker 3: fat boy? You kind of trolled Alex Earl when she
[0:29] Speaker 3: sat down. That was a You actually thought she won?
[0:31] Speaker 1: Yes, I thought she won.
[0:32] Speaker 2: I saw Dave at Super Bowl and all I asked
[0:34] Speaker 2: him about was his running style. They're talking about the
[0:36] Speaker 2: idea of me and him racing.
[0:38] Speaker 3: Oh my God. With the Tom Brady, you were obviously
[0:41] Speaker 3: Jester Maxx.
[0:42] Speaker 4: If you put me and Tom Brady up athletically, I
[0:45] Speaker 4: bet I'd be more athletic.
[0:47] Speaker 2: No. Would Steve Will Do It say that we're pocket
[0:49] Speaker 2: watching right now?
[0:50] Speaker 3: How do we stand with Steve?
[0:51] Speaker 1: God bless him. Let's peel back the f * * *
[0:53] Speaker 1: ing curtain.
[0:54] Speaker 4: Bad Bunny can be a WWE superstar. Maybe us wrestling.
[0:58] Speaker 4: I think it would be the greatest WWE match of
[1:00] Speaker 4: all time. Mike will still wear his headphones, but.
[1:11] Speaker 1: Will he? Yeah, if he ever shows up to his
[1:13] Speaker 1: goddang job.
[1:14] Speaker 3: He was literally messaging me this morning as well.
[1:16] Speaker 1: What was he saying? Because he told me he was
[1:18] Speaker 1: traffic maxing.
[1:19] Speaker 3: Oh, he's traffic maxing? Yeah. Not look maxing, just traffic maxing?
[1:22] Speaker 1: Well, Mike, I think, would have a hard time look maxing,
[1:24] Speaker 1: let's be honest.
[1:25] Speaker 3: No, he's handsome. Oh, shit.
[1:28] Speaker 1: Can we be objective for a second?
[1:29] Speaker 3: We can be objective.
[1:30] Speaker 2: Okay.
[1:31] Speaker 1: On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you
[1:33] Speaker 1: rate Mike?
[1:34] Speaker 3: Oh, this is horrible.
[1:35] Speaker 1: It's strictly physical.
[1:36] Speaker 3: No, it's just strictly horrible.
[1:37] Speaker 1: Let's get superficial.
[1:39] Speaker 3: No, I can't do that.
[1:40] Speaker 2: Come on.
[1:40] Speaker 3: No, that's so mean because then if it were to
[1:42] Speaker 3: turn around and you guys were to do it to me,
[1:44] Speaker 3: I would * * * * myself.
[1:45] Speaker 1: First off, absolutely not. No, no, no way.
[1:51] Speaker 3: He's like, okay, so we put him in a room
[1:54] Speaker 3: full of the people that he hangs out with, right?
[1:57] Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, but I'm
[1:59] Speaker 1: talking like.
[1:59] Speaker 3: He's with A-list celebrities.
[2:00] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[2:01] Speaker 3: Like he's with very, very good-looking people.
[2:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, he is, yeah.
[2:04] Speaker 3: So then Mike in that room would be like a seventh?
[2:10] Speaker 3: Is that good? I honestly don't remember what Michael looks like,
[2:13] Speaker 3: to be honest.
[2:13] Speaker 1: That's even crazier to say.
[2:15] Speaker 2: Really?
[2:15] Speaker 3: I mean, I saw him this weekend, but I don't.
[2:17] Speaker 2: And you just.
[2:18] Speaker 1: Completely forget what he looks like.
[2:19] Speaker 2: It was dark.
[2:20] Speaker 1: I was fucked up. That's crazy.
[2:21] Speaker 2: That's crazy.
[2:22] Speaker 3: No, it was like late night. It was like the
[2:24] Speaker 3: after parties.
[2:25] Speaker 1: I don't know. So a seven, huh?
[2:27] Speaker 3: That's good, right?
[2:27] Speaker 1: Yeah, seven's good.
[2:29] Speaker 3: What would you say you are?
[2:31] Speaker 2: Me?
[2:31] Speaker 3: Yeah. Like if you were really looking in the mirror.
[2:34] Speaker 1: You're rating yourself. Strictly physical?
[2:37] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[2:38] Speaker 1: Like an eight.
[2:39] Speaker 2: Okay.
[2:39] Speaker 1: I'd say I'm like an eight.
[2:40] Speaker 3: So who's a 10 to you in like a man world?
[2:43] Speaker 1: Who do I think is like a good looking guy?
[2:47] Speaker 1: Anyone want to throw some names out there?
[2:49] Speaker 3: Clavicular.
[2:50] Speaker 1: Clavicular.
[2:51] Speaker 3: Have you had Clavicular on here yet?
[2:53] Speaker 1: We have not. I do think he's a good looking
[2:56] Speaker 1: young man though.
[2:56] Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's kind of, what are they saying? He's decaying.
[2:59] Speaker 2: Wait, what?
[2:59] Speaker 1: He's like 20.
[3:00] Speaker 3: He's decaying because of all the peptides and shit. And
[3:02] Speaker 3: there's like clips of, where were you when you got
[3:05] Speaker 3: mogs by the ASU fat boy? I can't believe I
[3:09] Speaker 3: even know that. It makes me sick, but it's all.
[3:11] Speaker 1: Over my page.
[3:12] Speaker 4: Mike would have told you this if he actually showed
[3:14] Speaker 4: up to do his job for once in his life,
[3:16] Speaker 4: but he was speaking at a local school like yesterday.
[3:20] Speaker 2: Mike was?
[3:20] Speaker 1: In Massachusetts, yes.
[3:21] Speaker 3: Okay.
[3:22] Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was in Mass.
[3:24] Speaker 4: Talking about how he got over drugs and overcame heroin,
[3:27] Speaker 4: and he was like, any questions? And one of them
[3:30] Speaker 4: raised their hand and said, where were you when Caligula
[3:32] Speaker 4: got mocked.
[3:33] Speaker 2: By the ASU? Yeah. Yes. Hey.
[3:36] Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
[3:37] Speaker 2: Hey.
[3:37] Speaker 1: Just to let you know, we've begun.
[3:39] Speaker 3: Yeah, we started without you because you're late.
[3:41] Speaker 1: But we have an alley-oop for you.
[3:43] Speaker 4: Just sit down and tell us what happened when you
[3:46] Speaker 4: gave your speech yesterday.
[3:48] Speaker 1: In class. What did they ask you?
[3:50] Speaker 2: Dude, I was... All right, hold on. Sorry. My Uber driver.
[3:55] Speaker 1: We played this whole thing out.
[3:56] Speaker 2: My Uber driver was traffic maxing, bro. It was so bad, dude.
[4:00] Speaker 2: It took 40 minutes.
[4:01] Speaker 1: This is actually such a good start.
[4:04] Speaker 2: Okay, I gave a speech to a bunch of, like... Hey, Bri.
[4:07] Speaker 3: Hi. How are you? Good, how are you?
[4:09] Speaker 2: I gave a speech to a bunch of juniors and
[4:10] Speaker 2: seniors at Norwalk High School yesterday in Connecticut. Really told
[4:14] Speaker 2: my truth. Got into my pain, my struggle. Had my
[4:17] Speaker 2: mom there. I really told this really sad story about
[4:21] Speaker 2: addiction and my journey. And when I finished, I gave
[4:24] Speaker 2: it to the class. I said, love to take some
[4:27] Speaker 2: questions from you guys on the stuff we just talked about.
[4:30] Speaker 2: And I shit you not, a kid stood up. And
[4:34] Speaker 2: he said, where were you? Where were you when Clav
[4:38] Speaker 2: got brutally frame-mogged by a frat leader at ASU?
[4:41] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[4:42] Speaker 3: And what did you do? Were you pissed?
[4:44] Speaker 2: No. I was like, dude, is this? Yes, it is. Yes. Yes. Yes. Like,
[4:51] Speaker 2: what is going on?
[4:52] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going.
[4:53] Speaker 2: What is going on here?
[4:54] Speaker 3: He runs the internet right now. It's all I see.
[4:57] Speaker 3: And that doesn't even, like, cross my desk. And that's
[4:59] Speaker 3: all I see. Clavicular.
[5:00] Speaker 1: Yeah. It's made its way. He did it like a.
[5:04] Speaker 1: interview with I think like the Times or New York
[5:07] Speaker 1: Times or something. About look matching?
[5:10] Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that.
[5:11] Speaker 4: And it made its way to like multiple high-end like
[5:13] Speaker 4: tech groups that I'm in.
[5:16] Speaker 3: Really?
[5:16] Speaker 2: I met him.
[5:18] Speaker 3: He was my security guard three years ago and this
[5:22] Speaker 3: video like it went viral. and he was a security
[5:24] Speaker 3: guard down Cape Cod, like I threw an event at
[5:26] Speaker 3: a bar, and he was our security guard, and now
[5:29] Speaker 3: it's going viral.
[5:29] Speaker 2: Are you joking?
[5:30] Speaker 3: No.
[5:31] Speaker 1: He was a 17-year-old security guard.
[5:33] Speaker 3: This is why I think he's lying about his age.
[5:34] Speaker 3: Let me show you the video.
[5:35] Speaker 2: Okay.
[5:36] Speaker 3: Because... That's a.
[5:37] Speaker 2: Also, why.
[5:38] Speaker 1: It's crazy.
[5:39] Speaker 2: Why do you kind of look like 2018 Logan Paul today?
[5:42] Speaker 1: I know, I know. I'm growing my hair out for WWE.
[5:45] Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
[5:45] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm growing it out, so it's going to get wild.
[5:48] Speaker 2: It's tucked under the.
[5:49] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to get wild.
[5:50] Speaker 2: The hat. Yeah.
[5:51] Speaker 3: Oh, guys, my phone's not loading, but I'll send you
[5:53] Speaker 3: it so you can put it in. He was literally
[5:56] Speaker 3: security guard in 20, 20, no, 2022, 2023.
[6:01] Speaker 1: So you have reason to believe that he's lying about
[6:03] Speaker 1: his age. Well, I don't know.
[6:04] Speaker 3: That seems a little fishy. You can't be a security
[6:06] Speaker 3: guard at a bar until how old?
[6:08] Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's 20 now, allegedly. So that would put
[6:11] Speaker 1: him at 17 if you're saying.
[6:12] Speaker 2: It was three years ago. No, no, no.
[6:13] Speaker 3: Maybe he was 18.
[6:13] Speaker 2: Here's why.
[6:14] Speaker 3: Maybe he was 18.
[6:14] Speaker 2: Here's why he's actually 20. Because he can't get into
[6:19] Speaker 2: bars and clubs. He's not old enough. So if anything,
[6:26] Speaker 2: he's getting mogged by all the security guards at the
[6:29] Speaker 2: different entrances. Because why would he do that, dude? He's
[6:32] Speaker 2: not gesture maxing. He's actually getting turned down at these.
[6:36] Speaker 1: We're going to see this in the, just a reminder
[6:38] Speaker 1: that Mike Malek is 40.
[6:39] Speaker 2: Yo, guess what? Guess what? Guess what? No, no, no, no, no, no.
[6:43] Speaker 2: I'm done with that shit, dude. I got calm smoke
[6:48] Speaker 2: for everyone. Yeah. I'm done jester maxing on that topic. Okay. Okay.
[6:52] Speaker 2: Next time, next time, next time little Taiwanese Ray comes
[6:56] Speaker 2: on this fucking show.
[6:57] Speaker 1: Okay.
[6:58] Speaker 2: Oh, no. I'm going to have a spike trap set
[7:00] Speaker 2: up for his ass under some autumn leaves, bro, on
[7:03] Speaker 2: the ground. Cause I'm not falling for his shit anymore.
[7:05] Speaker 2: I'm not falling for his little trickery. Now I will
[7:07] Speaker 2: say every time we do it, it's good for 30, 40,
[7:11] Speaker 2: 50 million views. Yeah. Shout out Ray. But let me
[7:14] Speaker 2: address this topic very briefly. Okay. In case anyone's curious,
[7:20] Speaker 2: I will settle down on 40, grow up, start a
[7:22] Speaker 2: family when I'm good and fucking ready. Okay. When I
[7:26] Speaker 2: want to on my terms, Until then, I will continue
[7:32] Speaker 2: Jester Max.
[7:32] Speaker 1: Yeah, go off, King. You're the king of Jester Max things.
[7:37] Speaker 2: Listen, I will do it when I want to. I
[7:40] Speaker 2: don't believe in this linear lifestyle. I like to do
[7:44] Speaker 2: what I'm doing. I like to think that I'm out
[7:46] Speaker 2: here on this adventure. I see you on this adventure sometimes.
[7:50] Speaker 2: It's always very enjoyable. We get to hang out with
[7:52] Speaker 2: great people. We get to start brands. We get to travel,
[7:55] Speaker 2: see the world, do all these wonderful things without someone calling.
[8:00] Speaker 2: The baby fell down the stairs. You were supposed to
[8:04] Speaker 2: be watching the baby.
[8:04] Speaker 3: I've seen you with a girlfriend and I've seen you
[8:06] Speaker 3: without a girlfriend.
[8:06] Speaker 2: Which one is maxed? More gesture maxing? Which one mogs harder?
[8:12] Speaker 3: I feel like when you had a girlfriend, you were
[8:13] Speaker 3: mogging harder.
[8:17] Speaker 2: Damn, maybe.
[8:20] Speaker 1: I do need a 40-gram. I didn't even do an
[8:22] Speaker 1: intro to this podcast. Oh, yeah.
[8:24] Speaker 2: Wait, do you have the intro?
[8:25] Speaker 1: Yeah, well, ChatGPT wrote an intro for you. Okay. Oh, shit,
[8:29] Speaker 1: I'm scared.
[8:29] Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see it.
[8:31] Speaker 2: Okay.
[8:32] Speaker 1: Today's guest turned hangover.
[8:35] Speaker 4: I just got off of the plane.
[8:38] Speaker 1: That prime protein stuck. I'm getting over a sickness, bro.
[8:42] Speaker 2: You want me to do it?
[8:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, can you do it, bro? Come on, Mike.
[8:45] Speaker 2: You got this.
[8:47] Speaker 1: I'll do it then.
[8:48] Speaker 2: It's at the top. Where is it? I might have
[8:50] Speaker 2: deleted it. You go. I'll do it.
[8:57] Speaker 4: Today's guest turned hangovers into a brand and chaos into
[9:00] Speaker 4: a career.
[9:01] Speaker 1: She went from posting unfiltered college TikToks.
[9:03] Speaker 4: To building one of the biggest podcasts in the game
[9:05] Speaker 4: and become one of the most talked about voices on
[9:07] Speaker 4: the internet.
[9:08] Speaker 1: She says what everyone else is thinking. She's just brave
[9:11] Speaker 1: enough to hit post.
[9:12] Speaker 4: The CEO of hangovers herself, Brianna Chicken Fry.
[9:15] Speaker 3: Yeah, that was good. Honestly, I like that.
[9:18] Speaker 2: Okay.
[9:20] Speaker 3: What was the guy's name that you guys use? What
[9:22] Speaker 3: was the name of the... Ezekiel. Did Ezekiel write that?
[9:26] Speaker 1: How the hell did you know that?
[9:27] Speaker 3: I mean, you guys were late, so I was just
[9:28] Speaker 3: sitting here.
[9:29] Speaker 4: Talking about my AI chatbot that we made.
[9:32] Speaker 1: It was working for us 24-7. Yeah, which is insane.
[9:34] Speaker 1: Who we named Ezekiel. No breaks. No breaks. He don't
[9:37] Speaker 1: need breaks. No, he doesn't. He just got compute. Hey,
[9:40] Speaker 1: listen to me. I'd like to take this moment to
[9:44] Speaker 1: apologize to you.
[9:45] Speaker 3: Okay.
[9:46] Speaker 1: I made a mean comment. Years ago.
[9:49] Speaker 2: Years ago.
[9:50] Speaker 4: And after I did that, I asked myself, why did
[9:55] Speaker 4: I do that?
[9:55] Speaker 1: And I didn't have an answer.
[9:57] Speaker 3: No answer.
[9:57] Speaker 1: It was me, you, and I think he was there.
[10:00] Speaker 2: I would have raged.
[10:03] Speaker 3: No, I don't think Mike was there.
[10:04] Speaker 1: No, it was just me. It was me, you. Portnoy
[10:07] Speaker 1: was there.
[10:07] Speaker 3: Dave and Josh.
[10:08] Speaker 1: Yeah, we were on stage. And then I made a
[10:11] Speaker 1: comment about, well, it was about your hair.
[10:14] Speaker 2: I remember.
[10:15] Speaker 1: Yeah. I've had this.
[10:16] Speaker 3: Thing for you where I'm like, Do I hate Logan Paul?
[10:21] Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
[10:22] Speaker 3: Or not? Like, I feel like when anyone ever asks me, like,
[10:24] Speaker 3: who's the worst celebrity you've ever met?
[10:26] Speaker 1: It's me.
[10:27] Speaker 3: It's always just Logan Paul because it's an easy, like,
[10:29] Speaker 3: you're the only one that's ever said something mean to me.
[10:31] Speaker 2: I know.
[10:32] Speaker 1: And I don't know why I did it. I think
[10:34] Speaker 1: I was trying to get attention.
[10:36] Speaker 2: Yeah. What was the comment?
[10:37] Speaker 1: I think I called it.
[10:38] Speaker 3: Off-brand Whitney Cummings or something.
[10:40] Speaker 2: Good Lord.
[10:41] Speaker 3: Yeah, because I had purple hair. Good Lord, Logan. Yeah,
[10:43] Speaker 3: like just on.
[10:44] Speaker 2: Stage out of nowhere. Wait, was this at the show
[10:47] Speaker 2: in LA?
[10:47] Speaker 3: I was being nice to him, too.
[10:48] Speaker 4: I was having a bad day. I was in my
[10:50] Speaker 4: heel phase, then I turned face, now I'm heel again.
[10:52] Speaker 2: Okay.
[10:53] Speaker 1: Heeled?
[10:53] Speaker 3: We're in our healing era? No, that's a.
[10:55] Speaker 1: Different type of thing.
[10:56] Speaker 2: Did you just say, I'm sorry? Or did you say,
[11:00] Speaker 2: I want to apologize?
[11:01] Speaker 1: No, I did squeeze it in there. In between one
[11:03] Speaker 1: of your sentences, I said it. I could say it again.
[11:07] Speaker 3: Maybe one more.
[11:08] Speaker 4: Brianna, I'm sorry for telling you that you're a wannabe. Anyone,
[11:13] Speaker 4: because you're 100% you.
[11:14] Speaker 3: Okay, thank you. Apology accepted. Apology accepted.
[11:19] Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
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[12:06] Speaker 1: So who's the worst celebrity you've ever met?
[12:08] Speaker 3: Well, now I need to find a new one because
[12:09] Speaker 3: you were such a cop out.
[12:11] Speaker 1: I think I have one in mind for you.
[12:12] Speaker 2: Who?
[12:14] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
[12:16] Speaker 1: He's technically a celebrity.
[12:17] Speaker 3: I guess. We want to just get all the fucking
[12:18] Speaker 3: Zach questions out of the way.
[12:21] Speaker 2: Dude, Logan usually doesn't introduce that stuff. That's usually me.
[12:24] Speaker 1: That has to do it. I'm so sorry.
[12:26] Speaker 3: Let's just get it out of the way.
[12:27] Speaker 2: Look, look.
[12:29] Speaker 1: I was on Twitter, and I'm big into collectibles. Okay.
[12:34] Speaker 4: In fact, I have a Pokemon card selling tomorrow at auction.
[12:39] Speaker 4: It's going to be the most valuable Pokemon card in
[12:41] Speaker 4: the entire world. It is, but it could sell for
[12:43] Speaker 4: like eight figures.
[12:44] Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
[12:46] Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm a big collector, and I saw your ex
[12:50] Speaker 1: is getting into collecting.
[12:52] Speaker 4: Before I met you, I was thinking about reaching out
[12:55] Speaker 4: to him and being like, hey.
[12:57] Speaker 1: You know, I can help you. Collecting is great.
[12:59] Speaker 2: Welcome to the hobby.
[13:01] Speaker 1: But now that obviously we're on great terms and I'm
[13:03] Speaker 1: no longer your least favorite celebrity, is he the ops?
[13:07] Speaker 3: He's always the ops.
[13:08] Speaker 2: Oh, man.
[13:09] Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. He would hate you.
[13:11] Speaker 2: Wow, he would?
[13:12] Speaker 4: Yes.
[13:13] Speaker 3: Why?
[13:13] Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
[13:13] Speaker 3: He hated anything to do with podcasting. He thinks it's
[13:16] Speaker 3: like so embarrassing and like the worst thing ever. He
[13:19] Speaker 3: would always make fun of my career.
[13:20] Speaker 2: Would he call Logan an influencer, you think?
[13:23] Speaker 1: Yeah. But I am very much that.
[13:25] Speaker 3: I know.
[13:25] Speaker 1: I just don't have much shame in it because it's awesome.
[13:27] Speaker 3: Because it's awesome and it's a great career and you
[13:29] Speaker 3: made such a life out of it.
[13:30] Speaker 4: However, when you're a real superstar with a real talent
[13:34] Speaker 4: like your ex, I could see how that could inflate
[13:38] Speaker 4: your sense of self.
[13:39] Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. For sure. He was like up here.
[13:43] Speaker 1: It was singing in particular. It's almost like God has
[13:48] Speaker 1: chosen you for this gift.
[13:50] Speaker 4: That's how I've always felt about someone who's born vocally
[13:53] Speaker 4: with a good.
[13:54] Speaker 3: Yeah, but if he could sing that well. I bet
[13:57] Speaker 3: if you guys tried, you could sing as good as
[13:59] Speaker 3: he did.
[13:59] Speaker 1: I have tried.
[13:59] Speaker 2: I have a platinum record.
[14:00] Speaker 3: Oh, exactly. Perfect.
[14:02] Speaker 1: I can't sing. But not like that. I can't even walk.
[14:04] Speaker 3: But let's talk about people are really gifted with singing.
[14:07] Speaker 3: He's not that gifted with singing.
[14:08] Speaker 2: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
[14:09] Speaker 3: Like I'm just being objective.
[14:11] Speaker 2: I just want to, I want to say is I, I,
[14:13] Speaker 2: we can get into all the nitty gritty, but like,
[14:15] Speaker 2: let's separate the art from the human for a second.
[14:17] Speaker 2: I per, I believe that he's a, a very gifted songwriter. Yeah.
[14:21] Speaker 3: I loved his music.
[14:22] Speaker 2: Okay. That's fine. We can get past that.
[14:25] Speaker 4: Right.
[14:25] Speaker 2: And just all agree on that topic. Right. Would you
[14:30] Speaker 2: go back and take the $ 12 million?
[14:31] Speaker 3: No, no.
[14:32] Speaker 1: Are you sure?
[14:33] Speaker 3: I'm positive.
[14:34] Speaker 1: Are you absolutely certain?
[14:36] Speaker 3: I know that no one believes me, but if I
[14:39] Speaker 3: wanted to, I would have fucking taken it.
[14:41] Speaker 1: Why didn't you take that money?
[14:42] Speaker 3: Because I don't want anything. You guys have no idea
[14:45] Speaker 3: the half of what I went through with this person.
[14:47] Speaker 3: To have that hanging over my head for one more
[14:49] Speaker 3: second and to be in a contract with him for
[14:51] Speaker 3: five more years.
[14:52] Speaker 1: What did you have to do or not do?
[14:55] Speaker 3: I would have been under surveillance with his team and
[14:58] Speaker 3: him for the next five years of my life until
[15:00] Speaker 3: the payout was complete.
[15:01] Speaker 1: How much is that per year? That's like over two
[15:03] Speaker 1: mil a year though, just to be under surveillance.
[15:06] Speaker 2: We're under surveillance anyways. Yeah. Like you're on camera right now.
[15:09] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[15:09] Speaker 3: But like, I wouldn't have been able to do my job.
[15:11] Speaker 3: I wouldn't have been able to post anything. I wouldn't
[15:13] Speaker 3: have been able to say anything. I could only say
[15:15] Speaker 3: positive remarks.
[15:16] Speaker 1: What do you mean post anything?
[15:18] Speaker 3: Like I just couldn't, I couldn't be on social media.
[15:20] Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Are you serious? Yes.
[15:22] Speaker 3: And he also tried to put in the NDA this
[15:26] Speaker 3: is like such old news but I guess I've never
[15:27] Speaker 3: told you guys about it but he put in the
[15:30] Speaker 3: NDA like all of Barstool all of Josh and all
[15:33] Speaker 3: of Dave so like they would have been under control
[15:35] Speaker 3: Mike that's literally impossible like what are you talking about
[15:39] Speaker 3: like insane it was just like it was just out of.
[15:42] Speaker 1: The question I guess I didn't realize it was that
[15:44] Speaker 1: controlling it.
[15:44] Speaker 3: Was so controlling and I would have to do like
[15:46] Speaker 3: check-ins with them like stay in contact with his manager.
[15:49] Speaker 2: Kind of like a probation officer. That's what I used
[15:51] Speaker 2: to have to do. Do you have to give drug
[15:52] Speaker 2: to like pee in a cup?
[15:53] Speaker 3: No, maybe honestly, fucking, I don't know.
[15:56] Speaker 2: I think it was very noble of you. Incredibly noble.
[16:00] Speaker 3: It wasn't like supposed to be a noble thing. It
[16:03] Speaker 3: was more so just like for me. And I wanted
[16:06] Speaker 3: that chapter of my life to be done.
[16:08] Speaker 4: I am failing to understand why he wanted that level
[16:13] Speaker 4: of control over you post-relationship.
[16:15] Speaker 3: Because he is a psychopath and a narcissist and a
[16:19] Speaker 3: very scary person. And I know so much, but I'm
[16:22] Speaker 3: just like so over him. Like when I came forward
[16:25] Speaker 3: with what I went through, it wasn't to like, I
[16:28] Speaker 3: knew I was never going to ruin his career. I
[16:29] Speaker 3: knew like nothing was ever going to change for him.
[16:31] Speaker 3: It was like for me and for girls that experienced
[16:34] Speaker 3: the same thing. I knew people weren't going to believe me.
[16:37] Speaker 3: I knew like he was going to do everything that
[16:39] Speaker 3: he could to like smear my campaign or like. fucking
[16:42] Speaker 3: hurt my career which he did and like it just
[16:45] Speaker 3: wasn't for him it was for me like i knew
[16:48] Speaker 3: he'd be fine we i said in the first podcast
[16:50] Speaker 3: episode i was like we don't punish bad men we
[16:52] Speaker 3: make them president like that is literally what goes on.
[16:55] Speaker 2: Are you are you like uh comfortable talking about this
[16:59] Speaker 2: topic no it's kind of it's kind of oh shit
[17:02] Speaker 2: it's 2 p.m fuck i was gonna say it's kind
[17:04] Speaker 2: of early but it's not like do you like talking
[17:07] Speaker 2: like we don't have to talk.
[17:08] Speaker 3: About this I mean, I like talking about the things
[17:11] Speaker 3: that are important, but not like the stupid shit of it.
[17:14] Speaker 3: It's also so anytime I'm asked about it, I talk
[17:17] Speaker 3: about it. And then people say it's all I talk about.
[17:20] Speaker 1: But there's not one circumstance where I talk first.
[17:24] Speaker 2: Slash we ask these questions. Like you didn't bring it up.
[17:27] Speaker 2: It wasn't you trying to bring it up and like
[17:28] Speaker 2: bring it back. We ask these questions.
[17:30] Speaker 1: I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
[17:34] Speaker 4: I sort of feel like as a podcast host, unfortunately,
[17:37] Speaker 4: I try to. get the most out of a conversation.
[17:40] Speaker 4: I find this incredibly interesting because you did do something noble.
[17:43] Speaker 1: Mike is right. Turning down $ 12 million is... $ 12. 9 million.
[17:48] Speaker 2: That's insane.
[17:49] Speaker 1: I don't know how many people.
[17:50] Speaker 2: Would do that.
[17:51] Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
[17:51] Speaker 2: That's a lot of Charizards.
[17:53] Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a lot of Charizards.
[17:54] Speaker 2: That's a lot of Charizards.
[17:55] Speaker 1: That's like 24 people. And if you had.
[17:57] Speaker 2: Invested $ 12. 9 million in first edition boxes or Charizards at
[18:02] Speaker 2: the time the offer was made, how much would that
[18:03] Speaker 2: be worth right now?
[18:05] Speaker 1: Just why are you saying Charizards like that?
[18:07] Speaker 2: I don't know, just give it a little flair.
[18:08] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad.
[18:11] Speaker 4: Yeah, probably upwards of $ 15, $ 16 million if you invested
[18:15] Speaker 4: at the time.
[18:16] Speaker 1: Regardless, way to go. We don't got to do all that.
[18:19] Speaker 1: That's crazy. It is crazy, though, as well, that his
[18:22] Speaker 1: current wife looks really identical to you.
[18:24] Speaker 3: I've never even talked about that.
[18:25] Speaker 2: No, that topic is interesting.
[18:27] Speaker 1: No, I thought that was interesting.
[18:28] Speaker 2: Because I'm going to be honest, men do sometimes be
[18:31] Speaker 2: having a tight relationship.
[18:34] Speaker 3: But no one before me ever looks like me.
[18:39] Speaker 1: Hit him with that.
[18:40] Speaker 3: Let's just be real. I don't know if you guys
[18:44] Speaker 3: know anything about Narcissus, but this is what they do.
[18:46] Speaker 3: His whole entire literal wedding. Yeah, people say you.
[18:50] Speaker 2: Are one, right?
[18:51] Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure they say that.
[18:51] Speaker 3: I have so many questions to ask you, too. All
[18:55] Speaker 3: of that was like a dig at me. It's so
[18:57] Speaker 3: apparent and obvious.
[18:58] Speaker 2: You think he got married as a dig at you?
[19:02] Speaker 2: I'm not saying that you're wrong. I'm just reiterating.
[19:04] Speaker 3: You don't know the guy, and that's what's going to
[19:06] Speaker 3: get clipped.
[19:07] Speaker 2: I swear to God, next country music festival I'm at,
[19:10] Speaker 2: he's going to jump over a fence to fight me.
[19:11] Speaker 3: I'm not saying married, but dating her was to get
[19:14] Speaker 3: at me.
[19:14] Speaker 2: You didn't see when he jumped over that fence?
[19:16] Speaker 3: That was so funny. That made me so happy.
[19:18] Speaker 1: I didn't see it.
[19:20] Speaker 3: You didn't see that?
[19:20] Speaker 1: I didn't see it.
[19:21] Speaker 3: Oh my God, it was awesome.
[19:22] Speaker 2: If Mr.
[19:23] Speaker 1: Beast did a.
[19:25] Speaker 1: Exes compete for a million dollars challenge, would you do
[19:28] Speaker 1: it with Zach Bryan? I pitched it to him the
[19:30] Speaker 1: other day. I thought it was a really interesting idea.
[19:31] Speaker 1: Oh my God, no. Stuck in a cube with your
[19:33] Speaker 1: ex trying to compete for a million dollars?
[19:35] Speaker 3: Oh my God. That would kind of be funny.
[19:37] Speaker 2: We're done here. We're shutting this topic down.
[19:40] Speaker 1: What were you saying earlier about questions about narcissism?
[19:44] Speaker 3: Oh, because, okay, there's so much about you. So, well,
[19:47] Speaker 3: I have one question right now. With the Tom Brady shit,
[19:49] Speaker 3: you were obvious gesture maxing, right? Like you were just
[19:54] Speaker 3: talking shit. You don't actually think that.
[19:56] Speaker 2: Think what?
[19:57] Speaker 3: That you're a better athlete than Saquon Barkley or like
[20:00] Speaker 3: any of those guys. Hmm. Or do you actually think that?
[20:03] Speaker 3: So this is where it might mean you're a narcissist.
[20:06] Speaker 1: No, no, the answer is obviously fucking not. Yeah, right?
[20:08] Speaker 2: Okay.
[20:08] Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I thought you were going to lean in.
[20:12] Speaker 2: We do this gesture, Max, very seriously.
[20:14] Speaker 3: No, I mean, that's why you guys are so good
[20:15] Speaker 3: at your job.
[20:16] Speaker 4: No, the answer is absolutely not. The NFL athletes are
[20:20] Speaker 4: incredible athletes.
[20:21] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[20:21] Speaker 4: But I like when people think I'm serious, and then
[20:24] Speaker 4: I just fucking lean into it.
[20:25] Speaker 3: I know, I never can tell.
[20:27] Speaker 4: Yeah, well, that's kind of the art, to be honest
[20:29] Speaker 4: with you. whether it's a work or a shoot, and
[20:31] Speaker 4: sometimes you work yourself into a shoot, brother.
[20:33] Speaker 2: And you also work yourself into a lot of, he's
[20:37] Speaker 2: really good at it.
[20:38] Speaker 1: It's also my job, Bree. Literally, that's my job.
[20:43] Speaker 4: I will say, the one, I think, valid pushback I have,
[20:47] Speaker 4: just for that athletic conversation in general, is like, what
[20:51] Speaker 4: makes an athlete?
[20:52] Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
[20:54] Speaker 4: I think all around, most NFL players are better athletes
[20:58] Speaker 4: than most WWE superstars, but I'm not sure we could
[21:03] Speaker 4: switch roles.
[21:04] Speaker 1: And like it would be easy for either side.
[21:07] Speaker 4: And I saw comments like talking about downhill skiing and
[21:12] Speaker 4: like basketball and like every sport at the highest level
[21:16] Speaker 4: takes an insane level of dedication and specificity and skill
[21:19] Speaker 4: set that you can't quite translate and copy and paste
[21:24] Speaker 4: onto one another.
[21:25] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair. So like here's something that's maybe crazy
[21:29] Speaker 1: to say.
[21:30] Speaker 4: If you put me and Tom Brady up athletically against
[21:33] Speaker 4: one another in a majority of sports, I bet I'd
[21:36] Speaker 4: be more athletic.
[21:38] Speaker 2: Prime Brady? Or Brady now? Either. Okay, name a sport.
[21:43] Speaker 2: Throw a sport out there. And let's get objective on athleticism.
[21:52] Speaker 1: I think basketball is probably pretty athletic. I think football
[21:55] Speaker 1: is really athletic.
[21:56] Speaker 2: Okay, no gesture maxing. You would beat... TB in basketball?
[22:01] Speaker 1: Probably not.
[22:03] Speaker 2: Okay. Golf?
[22:05] Speaker 1: Probably not.
[22:07] Speaker 2: Fencing? Yeah. I'm sorry, just so everyone knows, I'm making
[22:15] Speaker 2: a fencing match between you and Tom Brady happen.
[22:17] Speaker 3: Please, please, please. Do it in Saudi Arabia.
[22:20] Speaker 2: No, no, no. It's happening in Los Angeles in April
[22:22] Speaker 2: in my friend's fencing league. I'm telling you right now,
[22:24] Speaker 2: it's happening. I think Speed and KSI are fencing.
[22:27] Speaker 1: Fencing league is wild.
[22:30] Speaker 3: I didn't even think people still fenced.
[22:32] Speaker 1: Also, you know where I also land?
[22:36] Speaker 2: What?
[22:36] Speaker 1: Like, this will be the narcissist coming out.
[22:40] Speaker 3: Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm like, I'm excited to see.
[22:43] Speaker 2: He puts a warning.
[22:44] Speaker 1: So he used the word cute, right? When talking about WWE.
[22:48] Speaker 1: I think in many ways, football is also cute.
[22:50] Speaker 4: Because to take any sport and then go to the
[22:55] Speaker 4: ultimate level of like, durability and primal nature of humans
[23:01] Speaker 4: is anything combat related so I'm a boxer and like
[23:07] Speaker 4: you can probably put most NFL players and basketball players
[23:11] Speaker 4: in a ring and they'd probably get their ass kicked
[23:12] Speaker 4: by real boxers we've seen my brother do it like
[23:15] Speaker 4: time and time again and so like I think you
[23:19] Speaker 4: can be as athletic as you want and when you're
[23:22] Speaker 4: playing your sport that's awesome but if it like really
[23:24] Speaker 4: came down to I guess just survivability and standing your ground,
[23:30] Speaker 4: I think most fighters would win that bout.
[23:35] Speaker 1: Okay.
[23:35] Speaker 3: That's an unfair thing to say.
[23:37] Speaker 1: So in that way, being an athlete is cute compared
[23:43] Speaker 1: to being a fighter. It's cute. It's cute. You guys
[23:45] Speaker 1: play your sports.
[23:46] Speaker 3: Well, I even get icked out at how obsessed people
[23:49] Speaker 3: are with football. And I'm like, these are just grown
[23:51] Speaker 3: men running around. And I get a little bit icked
[23:54] Speaker 3: out and embarrassed about it.
[23:55] Speaker 2: I'm going to stop you right there.
[23:56] Speaker 3: Because I'm like.
[23:57] Speaker 1: It is so fucking hard, Bri. No, I know.
[23:59] Speaker 3: But I'm like.
[24:00] Speaker 1: It's tough.
[24:01] Speaker 3: People act like they're fighting wars, though.
[24:03] Speaker 2: In a lot of ways they are.
[24:05] Speaker 3: But it's like you're playing football. It is.
[24:08] Speaker 2: Have you ever been tackled by a 380 pound black man?
[24:11] Speaker 3: Yes, I have on special forces by a literal fucking linebacker.
[24:15] Speaker 3: And I got taken out. And I got right back
[24:17] Speaker 3: up and I didn't have pads on.
[24:17] Speaker 1: That's crazy. that you were on that show.
[24:20] Speaker 3: Yeah, that show was fucked up.
[24:21] Speaker 1: Is your season out?
[24:21] Speaker 3: And I beat all of the NFL players and everyone.
[24:23] Speaker 1: Yeah, you were top three, right?
[24:25] Speaker 3: Yeah. That's crazy. I tapped out five minutes before it
[24:27] Speaker 3: was over.
[24:28] Speaker 1: Why did you do that?
[24:29] Speaker 3: Because I was fucking done and I thought it was
[24:30] Speaker 3: going to be one more day and then it was over.
[24:33] Speaker 1: But I don't know.
[24:34] Speaker 3: The football thing, I'm like, I guess all sports are
[24:36] Speaker 3: kind of cute, but I just, I was wondering if
[24:39] Speaker 3: you really thought you were better than Saquon Barkley.
[24:42] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[24:43] Speaker 1: I mean, again, what is better?
[24:44] Speaker 2: It depends.
[24:44] Speaker 1: Do I think I'm more athletic than Saquon Barkley?
[24:46] Speaker 2: No, I don't. Okay. I don't.
[24:48] Speaker 4: Me and Kevin had this conversation and I was just like, nah,
[24:50] Speaker 4: I think like, I think I'm having a good time
[24:54] Speaker 4: trolling people.
[24:55] Speaker 2: That's kind of my thing.
[24:56] Speaker 3: You kind of trolled Alex Earl when she sat down too.
[24:59] Speaker 1: That was a fucking mistake.
[25:00] Speaker 2: Oh, you want to smoke on that? That was a mistake?
[25:02] Speaker 3: I made such a mistake. I was like, oh my God,
[25:04] Speaker 3: you actually thought she won?
[25:05] Speaker 1: Yes, I thought she won.
[25:06] Speaker 4: And I was like, I was like trapped and I
[25:09] Speaker 4: was like, oh fuck. Like here I am thinking I'm
[25:11] Speaker 4: like kind of complimenting her, like laying her up to
[25:13] Speaker 4: be like, yeah, I won.
[25:14] Speaker 1: And then I was like.
[25:15] Speaker 3: Fuck, she didn't.
[25:17] Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and he says it and I go, whoa, whoa.
[25:20] Speaker 3: I was like, oh my, this is the Logan I know.
[25:22] Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. I was like, what
[25:25] Speaker 1: the fuck?
[25:26] Speaker 4: I felt so bad because you could tell in that
[25:29] Speaker 4: moment she was uncomfortable.
[25:31] Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, man, she gave us the
[25:33] Speaker 1: grace of sitting on this podcast. I can't believe she
[25:35] Speaker 1: even sat down. I know, I know.
[25:37] Speaker 2: What is that supposed to mean?
[25:38] Speaker 3: She doesn't do anything. Not a dig to you, but
[25:40] Speaker 3: she doesn't do anything.
[25:40] Speaker 1: I owe her an apology similar to how I just
[25:43] Speaker 1: apologized to you.
[25:44] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[25:44] Speaker 1: Look, I'm not a perfect human being. Far from it.
[25:47] Speaker 2: Yeah. Part of the reason she sat down is because
[25:50] Speaker 2: of my room maxing that I do at night as
[25:54] Speaker 2: opposed to Ankh 40 settling down. Yeah. So when she
[25:58] Speaker 2: walks by on the red carpet and says, oh, there's Mike.
[26:00] Speaker 2: He taught me how to play blackjack in Vegas at
[26:02] Speaker 2: four in the morning. Gave me $ 500 to gamble with.
[26:05] Speaker 2: Maybe I'll sit with Logan and everybody just sees me
[26:10] Speaker 2: As the weird uncle. I'm fucking working, dude.
[26:12] Speaker 3: You are.
[26:13] Speaker 2: You are.
[26:13] Speaker 3: You do. You max out on these rooms.
[26:15] Speaker 2: I'm room matching.
[26:16] Speaker 3: Those after parties, you're every single, you're beelining for everyone.
[26:19] Speaker 2: I'm working. I swear to you, there's more to it, dude.
[26:22] Speaker 2: People think nothing gets done in the rooms at night.
[26:24] Speaker 2: He ain't going. No. And I don't mean that as
[26:26] Speaker 2: a bad thing.
[26:26] Speaker 3: No, honestly, I would have been nervous and not wanted
[26:28] Speaker 3: to do this unless I knew you.
[26:30] Speaker 2: Thank you.
[26:30] Speaker 3: Because of, obviously. Our dark history.
[26:34] Speaker 1: It's dark. It's dark and it's deep.
[26:37] Speaker 4: If we ever would have crossed paths, I would have
[26:40] Speaker 4: said like, hey, I want to say I'm sorry for
[26:42] Speaker 4: making an unnecessarily mean comment.
[26:45] Speaker 3: Well, it's nice that you even remember because you would
[26:47] Speaker 3: think that you don't even remember those things.
[26:49] Speaker 2: It just tramples people on his route to success.
[26:52] Speaker 3: It just keeps going up.
[26:53] Speaker 2: Squashes ant hills. Yeah. Doesn't care.
[26:56] Speaker 1: We'll look at you now.
[26:58] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[26:58] Speaker 1: You did it.
[26:59] Speaker 2: You're on fire, bro.
[27:00] Speaker 1: You're on fire.
[27:01] Speaker 3: We're here.
[27:02] Speaker 4: Gang, I'm at the big game party right now. And
[27:04] Speaker 4: if you look around, it's legends everywhere. Athletes, celebrities, icons, me.
[27:10] Speaker 4: And that's what the big game does. It brings everyone together.
[27:13] Speaker 1: But mostly me at the center.
[27:15] Speaker 4: But this summer, Fanatics Fest is doing that for the fans. Honestly,
[27:19] Speaker 4: the next time you're going to see this many stars
[27:22] Speaker 4: in one place is Fanatics Fest.
[27:24] Speaker 1: We've been saying it only at Fanatics.
[27:27] Speaker 4: It's going down this July in New York City at
[27:30] Speaker 4: the world's number one sports fan festival.
[27:32] Speaker 1: We're talking Tom Brady.
[27:34] Speaker 4: Kevin Hart, Jay-Z, me, Travis Scott, me, Aaron Judge, Kevin Durant, me,
[27:38] Speaker 4: Mike Tyson, and myself.
[27:40] Speaker 1: Plus many more that are already announced. And if you're
[27:43] Speaker 1: a WWE fan, yes, I will be there. And yes,
[27:47] Speaker 1: my peers will as well. They're coming heavy.
[27:49] Speaker 4: Cody Rhodes, Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Becky Lynch, Randy Orton,
[27:54] Speaker 4: the Viper himself, Charlotte Flair, the list goes on, including me. Plus,
[28:00] Speaker 4: WWE podcasts like Impulsive happening live.
[28:02] Speaker 1: You get to see them live.
[28:03] Speaker 4: Exclusive merch, athlete meet and greets, fanatics games, insane moments.
[28:09] Speaker 4: It's basically the big game that we're all here for.
[28:12] Speaker 4: But for fans, tickets are on sale now. Don't overthink it.
[28:16] Speaker 1: Use the code Impulse of 10 for 10% off.
[28:19] Speaker 2: It's a bargain. Just show up.
[28:20] Speaker 1: You want to be there because I'll be there and
[28:22] Speaker 1: I'll see you there.
[28:23] Speaker 2: Peace.
[28:24] Speaker 3: Dude.
[28:25] Speaker 2: What, Mike? I don't know. I just, you've had a
[28:30] Speaker 2: few beefs, honestly. It's not even just the last one
[28:32] Speaker 2: we talked about.
[28:33] Speaker 3: What other beefs have I had?
[28:34] Speaker 2: I don't know. This whole thing with Grace. It's not
[28:36] Speaker 2: even a beef.
[28:36] Speaker 3: It's an internet beef that they created, which is so
[28:39] Speaker 3: fucking frustrating.
[28:40] Speaker 2: What's the deal, y'all? No.
[28:42] Speaker 3: We're not friends. We'll never be friends again. But there
[28:45] Speaker 3: was no beef to begin with, and the internet made
[28:48] Speaker 3: it so much worse than it was. And now it's
[28:52] Speaker 3: so annoying.
[28:53] Speaker 2: So it starts as maybe a misunderstanding type of thing
[28:57] Speaker 2: or just some crap. Yeah. Internet steamrolls it.
[29:00] Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I was in a relationship with bad guys.
[29:03] Speaker 3: She didn't like bad guy. We really butted heads. There
[29:06] Speaker 3: was a whole other shit going on with her where
[29:09] Speaker 3: like our Plan Brief fans were just like really bullying me.
[29:13] Speaker 3: And I was like, Grace, will you say something? Will
[29:14] Speaker 3: you do something? And she was like, no, like, it's fine.
[29:16] Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. And it was really hurting me because
[29:18] Speaker 3: I was in the really bad relationship. And they were.
[29:21] Speaker 2: Bullying you for what topic specifically?
[29:23] Speaker 3: That I was dating him or that I was a
[29:25] Speaker 3: bad friend.
[29:25] Speaker 2: And you were looking for some love from her.
[29:28] Speaker 3: My best friend to be like, hey. Like, she's my
[29:30] Speaker 3: best friend.
[29:31] Speaker 2: And her decision to not get involved was because she
[29:34] Speaker 2: didn't want smoke?
[29:35] Speaker 3: No, she said it doesn't matter. Like, behind closed door,
[29:37] Speaker 3: you know you're my best friend.
[29:39] Speaker 2: Okay, so... in theory, shout out Theorist Studios.
[29:43] Speaker 3: Thank God. Good plug.
[29:46] Speaker 2: Does it better. Maybe he does. He's really good at
[29:48] Speaker 2: marketing stuff. In theory, it does make sense. Okay. She's
[29:53] Speaker 2: kind of right because we look at, we've had to
[29:56] Speaker 2: do this for 10 years now, longer for him. This
[29:59] Speaker 2: playground mentality. There's people on the slide and they're yelling
[30:02] Speaker 2: at you as you walk by the playground. Grow up,
[30:04] Speaker 2: settle down.
[30:05] Speaker 3: No, it was, no, it was, they were saying that
[30:07] Speaker 3: I was a bad friend to her and she's behind
[30:10] Speaker 3: closed doors being like, you're my best friend. You're the
[30:12] Speaker 3: best friend in the world. Just let them run with it.
[30:14] Speaker 3: Because she was getting lifted up. And then like, she
[30:16] Speaker 3: liked that where I was like, this is really weird
[30:18] Speaker 3: and uncomfortable. Can you just be like, we've been best
[30:21] Speaker 3: friends since we were 10. This is, it's feeling like
[30:23] Speaker 3: you have ulterior motives with it. And then she wouldn't
[30:27] Speaker 3: say anything. So I ended the podcast before me and
[30:30] Speaker 3: my ex ended anything. And then it just snowballed and spiraled.
[30:34] Speaker 3: And then she goes on all these podcasts and says
[30:36] Speaker 3: that she misses me and wants to be friends. But
[30:39] Speaker 3: then behind closed doors in New York, she won't talk
[30:41] Speaker 3: to anyone that talks to me. She like ends friendship.
[30:43] Speaker 3: She's evil. It's like, it's very dark and weird. And
[30:47] Speaker 3: I've like never said that out loud.
[30:48] Speaker 2: I have one person here. So I'm not like, we
[30:51] Speaker 2: don't have the other person. So like whatever, right? I
[30:55] Speaker 2: kind of get your point. I have gone to actual
[30:59] Speaker 2: fucking war with this kid for shit that did not
[31:02] Speaker 2: involve me my entire career. And like literally, like have always,
[31:07] Speaker 2: without him asking. So I get where you're coming from.
[31:10] Speaker 3: Well, that's what I would do for her always. And
[31:12] Speaker 3: I'm like, this does involve you. So why wouldn't you
[31:14] Speaker 3: stand up for your friend that like I've stuck up
[31:17] Speaker 3: for her for like years?
[31:18] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[31:19] Speaker 3: So I'm just a very much like, I'm a loyalty
[31:21] Speaker 3: based person. So it's like, once you do that to me,
[31:23] Speaker 3: I'm like, That's so fucking weird and I don't want
[31:26] Speaker 3: to surround myself with you anymore type of thing.
[31:28] Speaker 2: Got it. Yeah.
[31:29] Speaker 4: I feel like all good relationships have at least one
[31:33] Speaker 4: falling out.
[31:34] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[31:35] Speaker 1: Is it your first one with her?
[31:37] Speaker 3: We will never be friends again.
[31:38] Speaker 1: Oh, interesting.
[31:39] Speaker 2: Yeah. She's got that mark. Absolutely.
[31:41] Speaker 1: I hate to see. I hate to see. I'm sorry
[31:42] Speaker 1: about that.
[31:43] Speaker 3: Yeah, it does suck because we were best friends at
[31:45] Speaker 3: one point, but.
[31:47] Speaker 1: Are you still friends with Josh?
[31:48] Speaker 3: Yeah, I was with him all weekend.
[31:50] Speaker 2: I loved him.
[31:51] Speaker 3: Yeah, he's my bestie.
[31:52] Speaker 1: Because I remember seeing a clip of you guys like
[31:54] Speaker 1: kind of beefing once on a pod.
[31:55] Speaker 3: I guess we kind of took a page out of
[31:57] Speaker 3: your book and we kind of just kept going because
[31:59] Speaker 3: people said that we hated each other. Was it a
[32:01] Speaker 3: work or a shoot? So we fed into it. It
[32:04] Speaker 3: was a podcast episode.
[32:06] Speaker 2: Oh, wait.
[32:07] Speaker 3: What did you say?
[32:08] Speaker 1: Was it a work or a shoot?
[32:09] Speaker 3: Work or a shoot.
[32:10] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[32:11] Speaker 1: Or did you guys work yourselves into a shoot, brother?
[32:13] Speaker 3: No, I don't even know what he's saying. Am I
[32:15] Speaker 3: an idiot?
[32:16] Speaker 2: No, you're not an idiot at all.
[32:17] Speaker 1: I really feel stupid right now. It's WWE lingo. Oh
[32:21] Speaker 1: my God.
[32:22] Speaker 3: I was like, am I fucking going to faint right now?
[32:24] Speaker 2: No, no, no.
[32:24] Speaker 4: Hulk Hogan did this to me like the greatest wrestler
[32:28] Speaker 4: of all time.
[32:28] Speaker 1: And I'm a wrestler and I didn't know what he
[32:30] Speaker 1: was fucking saying.
[32:31] Speaker 3: I just was like.
[32:32] Speaker 1: Yeah, so a work is exactly what it sounds like.
[32:35] Speaker 1: It's a work. You're kind of pretending.
[32:37] Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Like a promo.
[32:38] Speaker 1: It was a work. Yeah, it was a work. It
[32:40] Speaker 1: was a work. It was behind the scenes. We knew
[32:42] Speaker 1: what was going on.
[32:43] Speaker 3: It was a work, yeah.
[32:44] Speaker 1: Oh, it was a work?
[32:44] Speaker 3: It was a work. With you and Josh. And then
[32:45] Speaker 3: we kept feeding into it. Like every episode we would
[32:47] Speaker 3: do a fight because people would pick it up and
[32:49] Speaker 3: loved it.
[32:50] Speaker 2: Oh, man.
[32:50] Speaker 1: Oh, you worked me? Yeah. Yes, that's what it is.
[32:53] Speaker 1: Holy shit, I got worked. Yeah, we did a work.
[32:57] Speaker 2: I think potentially one of the greatest examples of, I
[33:00] Speaker 2: don't know if we do this, working yourself into a
[33:03] Speaker 2: shoot that I've ever seen in my entire life, we
[33:06] Speaker 2: could tiptoe, was you not being excited about the Bad
[33:10] Speaker 2: Bunny halftime show.
[33:13] Speaker 4: That was not a word.
[33:15] Speaker 1: That was kind of a work, but not really.
[33:19] Speaker 2: And then you kind of worked yourself into it. And
[33:24] Speaker 2: then my brother fucking worked you into a shoot.
[33:27] Speaker 3: So Jake, was that had to have been a work
[33:29] Speaker 3: from Jake from the beginning, right? What?
[33:30] Speaker 2: What?
[33:31] Speaker 3: That he didn't want to watch it.
[33:34] Speaker 2: Me? Oh, wait.
[33:35] Speaker 3: I'm Logan.
[33:35] Speaker 1: I know.
[33:36] Speaker 2: I know.
[33:36] Speaker 3: But Jake started it by saying he didn't want to
[33:38] Speaker 3: watch it.
[33:39] Speaker 1: No, that was me that said that.
[33:40] Speaker 2: I'm Logan. On the red carpet.
[33:41] Speaker 3: Oh, but I'm saying Jake's tweet.
[33:43] Speaker 1: No, Jake's tweet came after.
[33:45] Speaker 3: Oh, you said it first?
[33:46] Speaker 1: Well, I was asked on the red carpet. Look, look, look.
[33:49] Speaker 2: All right.
[33:50] Speaker 1: Let's peel back the fucking curtain.
[33:51] Speaker 2: Can we give him a pee pee on the wall
[33:54] Speaker 2: for once, dude?
[33:54] Speaker 3: Fine.
[33:54] Speaker 1: Can we really talk about it? Let's take it down.
[33:56] Speaker 1: I'm going to stop fucking around. Okay.
[33:59] Speaker 4: Bad Bunny- is a world-renowned superstar.
[34:03] Speaker 2: Yes. Right?
[34:04] Speaker 1: He also can be a WWE superstar when he wants.
[34:08] Speaker 1: He's a good wrestler.
[34:09] Speaker 3: I've seen, I've seen.
[34:10] Speaker 4: He can fucking wrestle. There have been talks about maybe
[34:16] Speaker 4: us wrestling. It's been floated around. And I've been candid
[34:21] Speaker 4: about the fact that I would love to do that.
[34:23] Speaker 4: I think it would be the greatest WWE match of
[34:25] Speaker 4: all time.
[34:26] Speaker 1: I really believe that. And in that regard.
[34:30] Speaker 4: any time I'm asked about Bad Bunny, I think that
[34:33] Speaker 4: in the back of my mind. And so it's like,
[34:35] Speaker 4: to set that up, and when I'm asked if I'm
[34:37] Speaker 4: excited for the halftime show, saying.
[34:39] Speaker 1: No, one word, no, is like, okay, now people are
[34:42] Speaker 1: talking about it.
[34:43] Speaker 4: However, There is truth to the fact that, look, I'm
[34:47] Speaker 4: a 30-year-old man.
[34:48] Speaker 1: I'm not excited about any halftime show, bro. I don't care.
[34:52] Speaker 2: Well, hold on.
[34:53] Speaker 1: I also didn't even watch the game really that much.
[34:55] Speaker 1: It was a bad game, man.
[34:57] Speaker 2: But you're going to complicate the topic because, in reality,
[35:00] Speaker 2: the majority of your intention behind saying it was the work.
[35:03] Speaker 1: I'd say 80-20.
[35:03] Speaker 4: 80 being work, 20% like, I don't care if it's
[35:09] Speaker 4: Bad Bunny performing or someone else.
[35:11] Speaker 1: They said, are you excited for the halftime show?
[35:12] Speaker 2: I said, no.
[35:12] Speaker 3: Okay, so then when Jake tweeted that, everyone assumed that
[35:15] Speaker 3: you were a fucking, like, we, okay.
[35:18] Speaker 1: And then you had to walk it back.
[35:19] Speaker 2: Defcon, level one.
[35:21] Speaker 1: So that is working yourself into a shoe.
[35:24] Speaker 3: Working yourself into a shoe. Potentially the greatest example.
[35:28] Speaker 2: I've ever seen. It was always exact.
[35:30] Speaker 3: That's what they should put in the textbooks.
[35:32] Speaker 1: That's actually true.
[35:33] Speaker 4: But it was very circumstantial because I didn't work myself
[35:36] Speaker 4: into a chute. My brother worked my work into a chute.
[35:39] Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. Brother.
[35:41] Speaker 3: But then brother walked it back too.
[35:44] Speaker 1: Yo, don't even get me started.
[35:45] Speaker 2: I'm curious.
[35:46] Speaker 1: Don't even get me started.
[35:48] Speaker 2: Don't even fucking get me started. I want to get you.
[35:49] Speaker 3: Started because I'm so confused about that. Why did he
[35:52] Speaker 3: come out so hot and then walk it back?
[35:57] Speaker 2: Fucking tell her, dude.
[35:58] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[35:59] Speaker 3: I don't know.
[36:00] Speaker 1: What do you guys know? Do you guys want to know?
[36:01] Speaker 2: He was Chester Maxxing in a different country.
[36:04] Speaker 3: Because did he just want to get in the talks?
[36:06] Speaker 3: I don't think he knew what he was trying.
[36:08] Speaker 4: To do, to be completely honest with you.
[36:11] Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I'd love to tell you.
[36:14] Speaker 4: I think that is my brother's story to tell and
[36:18] Speaker 4: speak when he's ready to talk about it. I did
[36:21] Speaker 4: feel it was important that I completely negate what he's
[36:25] Speaker 4: saying because I couldn't disagree more.
[36:28] Speaker 1: And it's crazy because he's my brother. I love him.
[36:31] Speaker 2: I put it in through.
[36:32] Speaker 1: I love him. But that doesn't mean we agree on things.
[36:35] Speaker 4: And it complicates things because.
[36:38] Speaker 1: People confuse us. They already think we're the same person.
[36:41] Speaker 4: I'll walk outside right now and get called Jake five times.
[36:43] Speaker 1: He'll go outside in the Netherlands and get called Logan
[36:45] Speaker 1: five times.
[36:45] Speaker 2: It happened when we were leaving, and we were being
[36:47] Speaker 2: attacked and mauled, and everybody.
[36:49] Speaker 1: Was screaming, Jake Paul, Jake Paul.
[36:51] Speaker 4: Yeah, and so it's like I felt in this scenario
[36:55] Speaker 4: I had to put my flag in the sand, and.
[36:57] Speaker 1: I'm glad I did.
[36:59] Speaker 2: That's always a great after party for the Super Bowl,
[37:01] Speaker 2: by the way. hen person fucking oh my god what is.
[37:05] Speaker 3: Going on no that happens that used to happen with
[37:08] Speaker 3: me and dave too because we really don't agree on
[37:10] Speaker 3: a lot of things and like he's very strong about
[37:12] Speaker 3: stuff and i am too and people just assume if
[37:16] Speaker 3: one person says something the other agrees with them and.
[37:18] Speaker 2: It's yeah yeah they get lumped in a lot you
[37:21] Speaker 2: get lumped in yeah.
[37:22] Speaker 4: Yeah that's that whole thing was unfortunate it still is unfortunate.
[37:26] Speaker 3: But you so you still want to fight bad bunny
[37:28] Speaker 3: or wrestle bad bunny.
[37:29] Speaker 4: Uh I think it would be the greatest, most popular
[37:33] Speaker 4: WWE match of all time.
[37:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
[37:35] Speaker 2: I think it would be insane. I think it transcends WWE.
[37:38] Speaker 2: What did you think about the halftime show? The Bad
[37:41] Speaker 2: Bunny halftime show?
[37:41] Speaker 3: I loved it. But I love Bad Bunny. But also,
[37:44] Speaker 3: you guys were at the game. It wasn't that good
[37:47] Speaker 3: in person.
[37:47] Speaker 2: It's definitely curated for television. The whole show is curated
[37:50] Speaker 2: for television, right? But there was enough energy there. there
[37:56] Speaker 2: to get the boxes going. Like the music was loud
[37:58] Speaker 2: enough and it was like, dude, you just gotta, you gotta,
[38:02] Speaker 2: the advice for the gringos is this dude. You just
[38:04] Speaker 2: gotta feel it. You gotta feel it. I didn't know,
[38:07] Speaker 2: you know what? And you know what I did when
[38:08] Speaker 2: I got home after I got a chance to like
[38:10] Speaker 2: really listen to the, to the words in translated. And,
[38:14] Speaker 2: and by the way, there's no one-to-one translation. Like, like the, the,
[38:18] Speaker 2: the Puerto Rican version of Spanish does not translate like perfectly,
[38:24] Speaker 2: nor does Spanish in general to English. But I got
[38:26] Speaker 2: to see some of the stuff and it's very like powerful,
[38:30] Speaker 2: positive stuff.
[38:31] Speaker 3: He's just a sweetie pie.
[38:32] Speaker 2: Like, you know what I'm saying? And by the way,
[38:35] Speaker 2: like all that like blowback and everybody's like, nah, fuck this.
[38:38] Speaker 2: I'm watching T-Pousey with Kid Rock.
[38:42] Speaker 3: And he didn't make it political at all. He had
[38:44] Speaker 3: every opportunity to.
[38:45] Speaker 2: You are that angry that this man has so many
[38:50] Speaker 2: absolutely stunning Latina women dancing at the halftime show. I was... Like,
[38:56] Speaker 2: if you are offended by that, I don't know if
[38:58] Speaker 2: there's anything more American than that.
[39:01] Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought the suggestion to turn off the halftime
[39:04] Speaker 4: show was a little fucking dramatic.
[39:05] Speaker 1: Like, that was on some, like, you're a baby shit.
[39:07] Speaker 4: Also because if the criteria for that decision is whether or.
[39:11] Speaker 1: Not the halftime performer is a U.S.
[39:13] Speaker 4: Citizen, do you know how many halftime performers haven't been U.S.
[39:16] Speaker 1: Citizens?
[39:17] Speaker 3: He was already there before. And, like, J Lo, Shakira, like,
[39:21] Speaker 3: it's all Hispanic music.
[39:23] Speaker 1: It just.
[39:24] Speaker 3: I get not liking. Here's the difference. You can say
[39:26] Speaker 3: you don't like the halftime show. You don't like Bad Bunny.
[39:29] Speaker 3: You didn't want to watch it.
[39:30] Speaker 2: It.
[39:30] Speaker 3: But to turn it off and watch something in protest.
[39:32] Speaker 1: Sorry, that's where I stood. And I felt like there's
[39:34] Speaker 1: a difference between like, okay.
[39:35] Speaker 3: There's such a difference.
[39:36] Speaker 1: I'm not necessarily interested in this versus like, I'm fucking
[39:39] Speaker 1: boycotting it.
[39:40] Speaker 3: Like, I can't believe it. I'm going to watch Kid Rock.
[39:43] Speaker 3: And like, that means to me, you're racist. If you're like,
[39:46] Speaker 3: you have to go and oppose it. But like, just
[39:49] Speaker 3: don't watch it if you don't like it.
[39:50] Speaker 2: And also like this idea that the halftime show can't
[39:53] Speaker 2: be done in Spanish. Like, you have a bigger issue
[39:57] Speaker 2: with this country. We are a country of many people.
[40:01] Speaker 1: I know.
[40:01] Speaker 2: And Hispanics, people make up a large, large percentage of
[40:06] Speaker 2: people in this country.
[40:07] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[40:07] Speaker 2: Shout out Kevin.
[40:08] Speaker 3: Shout out Kevin.
[40:09] Speaker 2: Shout out Jorge. Maybe even Patrick. I mean, I would
[40:12] Speaker 2: assume Irish, but you never know. You actually... Yeah, you're
[40:15] Speaker 2: Irish Maxon for sure, dude. For sure.
[40:18] Speaker 3: Leprechaun Maxon.
[40:19] Speaker 2: He does, right? He kind of got the leprechaun thing
[40:21] Speaker 2: going on, dude.
[40:22] Speaker 1: Shut up, Pat. How has your dating life been?
[40:25] Speaker 2: Do you have a Valentine?
[40:27] Speaker 3: No, you guys are my Valentines right now.
[40:28] Speaker 2: Well, he's got a wife.
[40:29] Speaker 3: Well, I know. I'm not in that way.
[40:30] Speaker 2: I know, but she's pissed. She already watched this episode.
[40:33] Speaker 1: I'm mad at you right now.
[40:35] Speaker 2: Come on. I'm just kidding.
[40:36] Speaker 3: Your life's awesome. But no, it's Fashion Week, so I'm busy.
[40:39] Speaker 3: I feel like I'm too busy to date. And I'm also,
[40:41] Speaker 3: I know this is probably like a bad way to
[40:43] Speaker 3: look at shit, but After being in such a bad relationship,
[40:46] Speaker 3: I have no, like I just assume all men are bad.
[40:51] Speaker 3: I know. And I know I just need to give
[40:52] Speaker 3: myself a little time.
[40:53] Speaker 2: I hate that that happened to you because that sucks
[40:57] Speaker 2: because there are a lot of good guys out there.
[40:58] Speaker 4: I know.
[40:59] Speaker 3: And I've fucked a lot of them over this year
[41:00] Speaker 3: because I'm.
[41:00] Speaker 2: Just like not ready. Oh, I didn't know where you
[41:01] Speaker 2: were going with that one.
[41:02] Speaker 1: That was surprising.
[41:03] Speaker 3: Oh, no.
[41:03] Speaker 2: Fucked a lot of them over. Did not know where
[41:05] Speaker 2: that sentence was.
[41:06] Speaker 3: Didn't fuck a lot of them. Fucked them over.
[41:08] Speaker 2: Fucked them over. Yeah. Yeah, that happens. Yo, listen, listen.
[41:11] Speaker 1: How have you fucked them over?
[41:13] Speaker 3: Because they'll be so great to me and like really
[41:15] Speaker 3: want to date and they'll be taking me out and like,
[41:17] Speaker 3: we'll be like kind of doing the thing. And then
[41:19] Speaker 3: I'm just, I get, I'm like, I'm cutting this off.
[41:21] Speaker 2: I'm done.
[41:22] Speaker 1: You self-sabotage.
[41:22] Speaker 3: I self-sabotage.
[41:23] Speaker 1: Why do you do that?
[41:24] Speaker 3: I think I'm just so terrified of ever being in
[41:26] Speaker 3: the position I was in with my last relationship. And
[41:29] Speaker 3: I'm self-aware that it's bad.
[41:31] Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be.
[41:32] Speaker 3: But I think I can get there. I don't know.
[41:34] Speaker 2: Be honest. That's all I would tell you. Just be
[41:37] Speaker 2: honest up front. I'm very honest, extremely transparent on every
[41:41] Speaker 2: show I go on. I talk about my, my little
[41:43] Speaker 2: avoidant issues all the time. And I tell people up
[41:46] Speaker 2: front all the time, yeah, I'm here for a good time.
[41:49] Speaker 2: Not a long time. And that's because I'm 41. I'm scared. Stop, stop.
[41:56] Speaker 2: It's not funny.
[41:56] Speaker 1: My mom's watching this.
[41:58] Speaker 3: But you're 41 and I'm like, I feel so old.
[42:00] Speaker 3: So that makes me feel better.
[42:02] Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.
[42:03] Speaker 3: But you're also a guy.
[42:04] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[42:05] Speaker 3: Like you can like have kids whenever.
[42:06] Speaker 2: I'm sperm freezer maxing.
[42:09] Speaker 3: You're freezer maxing for sure.
[42:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%.
[42:12] Speaker 3: But I have like 10 years.
[42:13] Speaker 2: I'll be fine. No, you're so good. How old are
[42:15] Speaker 2: you now? 26. Oh, you're so good. My sister just
[42:19] Speaker 2: had potentially the cutest baby of the family. Oh my God. Abby,
[42:22] Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Oliver's, well, Sutton's. Anyways, she had the
[42:28] Speaker 2: baby at like 43.
[42:29] Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
[42:30] Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not saying that it's not a high risk,
[42:32] Speaker 2: higher risk situation, but we live in a world where
[42:36] Speaker 2: science is doing its thing. it's catching up to what
[42:40] Speaker 2: society is desiring from it, which is starting these relationships
[42:44] Speaker 2: at an older age. People are doing it. Like, dude,
[42:48] Speaker 2: all these Ray fans, these 40 grow up, settle down,
[42:51] Speaker 2: start a family, that are going to be 28 years
[42:54] Speaker 2: old watching streamers and have never been on a date
[42:56] Speaker 2: before because they don't even know how to socialize. I'm
[43:00] Speaker 2: very interested to see when they are all 40 what
[43:04] Speaker 2: the actual– family unit looks like at that time. Do
[43:08] Speaker 2: you understand what I'm saying? They are more aligned with
[43:12] Speaker 2: making those comments than they are ever making any kind
[43:15] Speaker 2: of penetration. I think sex will exist.
[43:21] Speaker 4: Not as frequently, but I think the family unit will
[43:25] Speaker 4: cease to exist in the way it does today.
[43:27] Speaker 3: It's dying.
[43:28] Speaker 1: I have a wife and a daughter, and I feel
[43:30] Speaker 1: like an outlier. None of my friends have a.
[43:32] Speaker 2: Wife or a daughter.
[43:33] Speaker 3: Especially in this industry, it feels like it's dying.
[43:35] Speaker 2: Yeah, we are bubbled up. I should say that. We
[43:38] Speaker 2: are a bit bubbled up.
[43:38] Speaker 3: For us, it's different.
[43:40] Speaker 1: It is true.
[43:40] Speaker 3: Especially in New York as well.
[43:42] Speaker 2: But the stats are, like, outside of the show, outside
[43:45] Speaker 2: of this bubble, the stats are showing... obviously, as Elon
[43:49] Speaker 2: talks about 24-7 in his 18,000 daily tweets, a slower
[43:54] Speaker 2: birth rate, a lower birth rate. You're seeing the divorce
[43:56] Speaker 2: rate skyrocket. More and more people are alone. And yes,
[44:00] Speaker 2: we are in a microcosm here in this bubble. But
[44:04] Speaker 2: when I go to these dinners, to the yes chef
[44:07] Speaker 2: reserve dinner, I look around at a lot of very successful,
[44:10] Speaker 2: good-looking people that do not have significant others. That is
[44:13] Speaker 2: just the world that we are starting to live in.
[44:16] Speaker 3: I think it's because I truly think it's just because
[44:18] Speaker 3: women are more independent now and they can do things
[44:20] Speaker 3: on their own. So they're not looking to settle down.
[44:22] Speaker 2: It's part of it. There's a lot of, there's a
[44:24] Speaker 2: lot of rationale, a lot of reasons for it. There's
[44:27] Speaker 2: a lot of, we have, you know, there's a lot
[44:29] Speaker 2: of successful men out there who used to be these highly,
[44:32] Speaker 2: highly eligible bachelors that, that look at their phone now
[44:35] Speaker 2: and see a menu. You know what I'm saying? On Instagram,
[44:37] Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying? They don't, things, things are
[44:39] Speaker 2: very different. There's a lot of competition out there. There's
[44:41] Speaker 2: a lot of comparison out there. There's a lot of,
[44:45] Speaker 2: ways to fuck up relationships. You know what I'm saying?
[44:48] Speaker 2: It's very hard. I give him a ton of kudos, honestly,
[44:52] Speaker 2: and envy from my side of how well he's done
[44:56] Speaker 2: in his situation. And I've seen it. Nothing's perfect, but
[45:00] Speaker 2: they do a great job of it.
[45:02] Speaker 3: How long have you guys been together?
[45:03] Speaker 1: Almost four years.
[45:05] Speaker 2: Wow.
[45:05] Speaker 1: I'm pretty proud of it.
[45:06] Speaker 4: It's becoming an accomplishment of mine because I feel that
[45:10] Speaker 4: the family unit is so fleeting. Because of all the
[45:13] Speaker 4: aforementioned reasons that Mike just stated.
[45:16] Speaker 3: Also, when you look at successful men, I feel like
[45:18] Speaker 3: it's so easy for them to fuck up, like Mike said,
[45:22] Speaker 3: or to just get away with things. And it is
[45:25] Speaker 3: an accomplishment if you are a successful man that does
[45:27] Speaker 3: have a menu, that can do whatever. Same with women
[45:29] Speaker 3: in the same regard. But to have all of those
[45:31] Speaker 3: things pulling you in every direction and to be successful
[45:34] Speaker 3: at a monogamous relationship and have a kid, that is
[45:39] Speaker 3: something to be proud of. Which is sad that you
[45:41] Speaker 3: even have to say that, but it is.
[45:43] Speaker 4: As much judgment as is rightfully placed upon me, the
[45:49] Speaker 4: one thing that I did have that helps me in
[45:51] Speaker 4: this regard is like a yearning for that. Like I
[45:54] Speaker 4: wanted to be a dad and I wanted to be
[45:56] Speaker 4: a partner in a long-term relationship.
[45:59] Speaker 1: I knew that.
[46:01] Speaker 4: I think like my life lent itself to like both
[46:04] Speaker 4: sides at various points, but like having that in me definitely, like,
[46:10] Speaker 4: helped me end up here.
[46:12] Speaker 3: Because it's something you, like, wanted.
[46:13] Speaker 2: Of course. And I think about that sometimes. And, like,
[46:19] Speaker 2: my situation now, because I can make every excuse under
[46:21] Speaker 2: the sun, is a result of my lack of that thing.
[46:27] Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
[46:27] Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't have it.
[46:28] Speaker 3: I'm like, if I wanted it, I'd have it.
[46:30] Speaker 1: A hundred percent.
[46:31] Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Do you know how many great girls
[46:33] Speaker 2: I've had, like, that I've been in relationships with, like,
[46:37] Speaker 2: that I could have had that thing with if it
[46:38] Speaker 2: was a part of his burning desire. Now, I don't
[46:41] Speaker 2: know when it's going to come. I don't know if
[46:43] Speaker 2: it's going to come. If it's not, I'm just not
[46:44] Speaker 2: stressing it. I don't feel the need to stress it
[46:46] Speaker 2: because it's not an innate desire of mine, but there
[46:49] Speaker 2: was just never a point in my life. There were
[46:51] Speaker 2: points in my life where I thought about, you know,
[46:53] Speaker 2: jumping out of planes or points in my life where
[46:55] Speaker 2: I thought about starting new businesses or as points in
[46:57] Speaker 2: my life where I thought about buying more crack. Yeah. But,
[47:01] Speaker 2: but having like this, like really cutesy family unit and like,
[47:06] Speaker 2: giving the cheek kiss and having this little lunch bag
[47:09] Speaker 2: for the, it just has never been a thing for me.
[47:12] Speaker 2: Spending time around nieces and nephews has started to change that.
[47:17] Speaker 2: I think you're, I think a lot of times you're
[47:18] Speaker 2: a result of your environment too. And for me, my
[47:21] Speaker 2: environment was not that like intact family unit.
[47:24] Speaker 3: Yeah, me either. But you, so your brother's kind of
[47:27] Speaker 3: on the same page too. Like he's getting engaged. Do
[47:29] Speaker 3: you think that comes from the way that you guys
[47:31] Speaker 3: grew up with your parents or?
[47:33] Speaker 2: Definitely not.
[47:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's opposite. Like you're yearning for something you
[47:36] Speaker 3: didn't have.
[47:37] Speaker 1: I think we saw what we didn't want.
[47:39] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[47:40] Speaker 1: Because they had a nasty divorce when we were young.
[47:41] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[47:42] Speaker 1: And I think we both were like, oh, let's try
[47:46] Speaker 1: to avoid that.
[47:49] Speaker 4: I'll be interested to see what happens with the divorce
[47:51] Speaker 4: rate to people that are getting married now. Because I
[47:55] Speaker 4: would like to actually think the divorce rate will go
[47:57] Speaker 4: down because— Less marriages?
[48:00] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[48:01] Speaker 1: Less divorces because.
[48:02] Speaker 3: People are more intentional with their marriages now?
[48:04] Speaker 1: I think so.
[48:05] Speaker 3: That's what I think.
[48:06] Speaker 2: Yes, I think so.
[48:06] Speaker 3: Because you're not just getting married because you have to now.
[48:08] Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
[48:08] Speaker 3: It's more so like intentional.
[48:10] Speaker 4: Yes, but I think that also will contribute to the lack.
[48:14] Speaker 1: Of more marriages.
[48:15] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[48:16] Speaker 3: So the marriage rate will go down, but.
[48:18] Speaker 1: But divorce, the marriage rate will go down, but so
[48:20] Speaker 1: will the divorce rate.
[48:21] Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're not even like, they're not. I don't know,
[48:24] Speaker 3: they're not together. What's the word again?
[48:27] Speaker 2: Correlated?
[48:28] Speaker 3: Correlated?
[48:28] Speaker 2: Yeah, that would work. I think we're also in an
[48:31] Speaker 2: era where you're about to see a, not a birth,
[48:35] Speaker 2: but like a renaissance almost of these partnerships. I think
[48:42] Speaker 2: people now have such separate lives and they're so fiercely
[48:48] Speaker 2: defensive of that meshing and mixing of bank accounts and
[48:52] Speaker 2: this and that and Some people even the desire to
[48:55] Speaker 2: continue living alone. Like I just think you're gonna start
[48:58] Speaker 2: seeing these like partnerships on like children partnerships on Romance,
[49:03] Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be a redefinition of romance.
[49:05] Speaker 1: It's just tough.
[49:06] Speaker 4: I like you don't I don't you don't want to
[49:08] Speaker 4: raise a kid a co-parent It's just like not it's
[49:12] Speaker 4: for me.
[49:12] Speaker 2: Anyway, it's just like it's just.
[49:14] Speaker 4: Not an ideal scenario Like you just I I think
[49:17] Speaker 4: that's why the sanctity of marriage is so important.
[49:20] Speaker 1: Have you tried dating women?
[49:21] Speaker 3: I have. I've been dating women recently, which is almost
[49:25] Speaker 3: scarier because I feel like women... Well, I know women
[49:28] Speaker 3: are more emotionally intelligent, so like the thought of... I
[49:31] Speaker 3: just feel like the relationship will be way more intense
[49:34] Speaker 3: than with a man. So I'm self-sabotaging again because I'm like,
[49:36] Speaker 3: it's a little scary.
[49:37] Speaker 1: We had... a woman on this show who said.
[49:42] Speaker 2: Kehlani?
[49:43] Speaker 1: No, but we did have her on this show, and
[49:45] Speaker 1: she is a woman.
[49:47] Speaker 2: And started dating women.
[49:48] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[49:50] Speaker 2: Yeah. That's why I said that.
[49:51] Speaker 4: But we did have a woman on the show who
[49:52] Speaker 4: dated women who said it was actually more difficult than
[49:55] Speaker 4: dating men.
[49:55] Speaker 3: That's what everyone tells me, and I'm like, fuck. But
[49:59] Speaker 3: the thought of marrying a woman, amazing. The dating aspect
[50:03] Speaker 3: of it and getting to find the woman that you
[50:05] Speaker 3: want to marry seems a little bit exhausting and scary.
[50:09] Speaker 1: Wait, so are you pre-sexual?
[50:12] Speaker 3: Pre-sexual? Ooh, jester right there.
[50:16] Speaker 4: Damn, dude.
[50:16] Speaker 3: I'm pre-sexual. Yeah, but I have been forever. I've been
[50:19] Speaker 3: open about that since college.
[50:19] Speaker 2: Plan by? Yeah.
[50:21] Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I hate that.
[50:22] Speaker 2: I don't.
[50:24] Speaker 4: Know.
[50:25] Speaker 3: Plan by.
[50:26] Speaker 1: Do you guys have any girls to set me up with?
[50:31] Speaker 2: What did you just say to me?
[50:32] Speaker 3: Do you have any girls to set me up with?
[50:34] Speaker 1: What's your type with women and men?
[50:36] Speaker 2: What is your type? Would you consider my ex? Yeah. No, no, no,
[50:41] Speaker 2: not the recent one. The Lana.
[50:44] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. But like.
[50:48] Speaker 2: She's like heavy on the women right now. Really? Yeah.
[50:51] Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's been through the ringer with men. So
[50:53] Speaker 3: I wonder, well, yeah, maybe not you, but I wonder
[50:58] Speaker 3: if like women like that, if it's just last resort,
[51:01] Speaker 3: like I've always been into girls since I was young.
[51:03] Speaker 3: And I wonder when it comes to women like that,
[51:05] Speaker 3: if it's just like, I can't fucking stand men anymore.
[51:08] Speaker 3: Let me go to the opposite, you know? And I'm like,
[51:11] Speaker 3: do they even enjoy it? I always wonder that.
[51:14] Speaker 1: Do you have a, do you have a preference like physically?
[51:18] Speaker 3: On like?
[51:19] Speaker 2: What?
[51:20] Speaker 3: Like to have sex with a girl?
[51:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, without being crude about it. I'm just– I'm curious.
[51:24] Speaker 3: Sex with a woman is way more– it's just sweeter.
[51:28] Speaker 3: It's just nicer and it's not– it's always going to
[51:31] Speaker 3: feel good because you make each other feel good and
[51:34] Speaker 3: you're not– like a guy sometimes is just like I
[51:36] Speaker 3: need to feel good and then he's done. But with
[51:39] Speaker 3: a girl, it's like I'll take care of you. You
[51:40] Speaker 3: take care of me.
[51:42] Speaker 2: Men are just hearing the women's perspective over the years
[51:46] Speaker 2: on the show. Men are just so bad at it.
[51:49] Speaker 3: So bad.
[51:50] Speaker 2: It's something that you learn over time how important softness
[51:56] Speaker 2: is in the bedroom. And it's really not hard to
[52:00] Speaker 2: achieve once you start to understand it. It's just. well-positioned
[52:04] Speaker 2: everything from not being too over-powerful and the right kisses.
[52:10] Speaker 3: Just enjoy it for a second.
[52:12] Speaker 2: Would you think that's the one piece of advice you
[52:15] Speaker 2: would give men in the bedroom, that they're just too rough?
[52:19] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[52:20] Speaker 3: Of course there's a time and a place, but it
[52:22] Speaker 3: doesn't always have to be like we're playing fucking football.
[52:25] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[52:25] Speaker 3: Just relax.
[52:27] Speaker 2: I've always given that advice on shows. It's just like women...
[52:35] Speaker 2: without as he said without being crude in front of
[52:37] Speaker 2: a wonderful woman women finish or are most turned on
[52:41] Speaker 2: by by sensual emotional connection right yeah.
[52:45] Speaker 3: It doesn't even have to like i think men equate
[52:47] Speaker 3: that too as like being soft or being just like
[52:51] Speaker 3: sweet as it like no or like oh i like
[52:55] Speaker 3: i'm giving too much of this girl it's like a
[52:56] Speaker 3: relationship like i don't have to be so sweet and
[52:59] Speaker 3: nice with her because he thinks it means more than
[53:01] Speaker 3: what it is but like you can still have like
[53:04] Speaker 3: nice intentional sex without like dating them.
[53:07] Speaker 2: That is a good point though.
[53:08] Speaker 3: Like men think it's like, if I'm so caressed, like
[53:11] Speaker 3: she's going to think I want to date her. It's like, no,
[53:13] Speaker 3: I just want to have good sex.
[53:15] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[53:16] Speaker 2: But I kind of see that too though, because I
[53:19] Speaker 2: think if, I think when you, okay.
[53:22] Speaker 3: I could see.
[53:23] Speaker 2: I had this, I had telling the story at 40
[53:28] Speaker 2: at 41, some of these stories like, I've had situations
[53:31] Speaker 2: where if you do things a little bit too well
[53:33] Speaker 2: in one of those one night stands, you could end
[53:35] Speaker 2: up in a situation where they start to desire more
[53:40] Speaker 2: than the one night stand. Does that make sense? Yeah. Like,
[53:42] Speaker 2: it's almost like you want to control your delivery rate.
[53:46] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[53:46] Speaker 2: And performance.
[53:47] Speaker 1: I get it.
[53:48] Speaker 3: I get it. But at the same time, it's like,
[53:50] Speaker 3: wouldn't you want to want someone to want to have
[53:52] Speaker 3: sex with you again?
[53:53] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[53:54] Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
[53:56] Speaker 1: It's a little bit. It could be a little bit
[53:58] Speaker 1: of a slippery slope.
[54:00] Speaker 2: Fair. Like you get a, I'll just say, you get
[54:05] Speaker 2: a girl dick drunk on a one night stand, bro.
[54:07] Speaker 2: You got trouble. She's coming back. She's coming back.
[54:10] Speaker 3: Yeah. But you don't, but, but that's the thing. You
[54:12] Speaker 3: don't have to have sex with her again.
[54:14] Speaker 2: Yeah. You don't have to. And you have to, and dude,
[54:16] Speaker 2: this is all like really niche bullshit that we're talking
[54:20] Speaker 2: about right now. Yes. You need to control. You need
[54:22] Speaker 2: to manage expectations. That's, that's a good piece of advice
[54:25] Speaker 2: for everyone. Yes. Whether it's just hooking up casually or
[54:29] Speaker 2: dating or whatever. Always try to manage both people's expectations
[54:33] Speaker 2: as much as humanly possible. And I'm very transparent, like,
[54:36] Speaker 2: right off the bat. You know what I'm saying? But
[54:39] Speaker 2: also be transparent with yourself, too, right? And I gave
[54:42] Speaker 2: that advice on George's show last week. Like, there's a
[54:45] Speaker 2: lot of girls out there, and tell me if you've
[54:47] Speaker 2: ever done this, who just be straight up ignoring red flags.
[54:52] Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done that, yeah.
[54:53] Speaker 1: Painting red flags white, brother.
[54:54] Speaker 2: Dude, right, right, right.
[54:56] Speaker 1: Like, when a guy shows you who he is.
[55:00] Speaker 2: You got– people, you really got to believe them. And
[55:03] Speaker 2: I hate to do this to– well, actually, I don't
[55:05] Speaker 2: even care because you're talking to two non-cheaters here. But
[55:07] Speaker 2: when guys– it was a mistake.
[55:10] Speaker 3: Well, yeah, of course. If someone cheats on you once,
[55:13] Speaker 3: you have to leave. It's never going to change. It's
[55:15] Speaker 3: really not. It's never going to change. But people get
[55:18] Speaker 3: so easily, like, manipulated. It's so easy to be manipulated.
[55:22] Speaker 3: Have you guys watched Told Me Lies?
[55:23] Speaker 2: I love that show.
[55:24] Speaker 3: You have to watch it.
[55:25] Speaker 2: I love that show.
[55:26] Speaker 3: You might resonate with Steven.
[55:28] Speaker 1: If you– I feel like that was a dig.
[55:30] Speaker 2: It definitely was.
[55:31] Speaker 3: But I needed one dig to you. I take it back.
[55:34] Speaker 1: You can do more.
[55:35] Speaker 2: You should watch that show. It is one of.
[55:38] Speaker 1: The most scripted.
[55:39] Speaker 3: Does your wife watch it?
[55:40] Speaker 1: Scripted? Maybe, potentially.
[55:41] Speaker 3: She would probably love it. You should watch it with her, yeah.
[55:44] Speaker 1: I'll be down. I'm watching Beast Games at the moment.
[55:46] Speaker 3: Okay. I, like, actually watch these games. It's very good. I, like,
[55:51] Speaker 3: ironically put it on, and now I'm like, I love it.
[55:54] Speaker 1: No, it's incredible.
[55:55] Speaker 3: It's amazing. When they brought the Legends back.
[55:57] Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[55:58] Speaker 1: Have you seen where the families came in yet?
[56:00] Speaker 3: I'm not caught up.
[56:01] Speaker 2: I'm sobbing.
[56:02] Speaker 1: Really? I texted Jimmy.
[56:03] Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck you, bro.
[56:04] Speaker 3: Wait, what's the... Who's the guy that won last year?
[56:06] Speaker 3: What's his name?
[56:06] Speaker 2: Jeff. Jeff. That's my guy, Jeff.
[56:08] Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
[56:09] Speaker 2: He's so.
[56:09] Speaker 3: The most beautiful man.
[56:10] Speaker 1: He's incredible.
[56:10] Speaker 2: Incredible. I met him in person.
[56:12] Speaker 3: Oh, really?
[56:12] Speaker 2: Amazing.
[56:13] Speaker 1: Number one.
[56:13] Speaker 2: Was he as good in person?
[56:14] Speaker 1: He's incredible.
[56:15] Speaker 3: Really?
[56:15] Speaker 4: He's... I was like, dude, finally someone who wins a
[56:18] Speaker 4: game show who like deserves to win $ 10 million.
[56:20] Speaker 1: Like it's him.
[56:21] Speaker 3: He's him.
[56:23] Speaker 4: He's like doing a walk across the country and raising
[56:26] Speaker 4: money to fix it. Like an incurable disease that his
[56:29] Speaker 4: son has. He's just like the best guy ever.
[56:31] Speaker 3: Yeah, he deserves the world. Give him $ 10 million more.
[56:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to Jeff and Mr.
[56:36] Speaker 2: Beast. I want to be on a game show. You
[56:38] Speaker 2: know that so well.
[56:39] Speaker 3: Would you ever do a reality show?
[56:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
[56:42] Speaker 1: I signed him up for The Bachelor. And The Golden Bachelor.
[56:45] Speaker 3: Oh, that works, actually.
[56:46] Speaker 1: How you doing?
[56:48] Speaker 3: That guy ended up being a dick.
[56:50] Speaker 2: The lesser than ones came at me a while back.
[56:53] Speaker 2: But I'm always in the Love Islands and all that shit.
[56:56] Speaker 2: You're too old for that. I was in a relationship too.
[56:59] Speaker 2: But no, you want to know what I really want?
[57:01] Speaker 2: And maybe you can help me make this happen. I
[57:03] Speaker 2: want to be in the next Barstool Invitational Golf Tournament.
[57:07] Speaker 2: Really bad. I need it to happen. I saw Dave
[57:11] Speaker 2: at Super Bowl and all I asked him about was
[57:13] Speaker 2: his running style, which I think we should talk about.
[57:15] Speaker 2: But I really should ask him if I could play
[57:17] Speaker 2: in the next golf tournament because I really want to.
[57:19] Speaker 2: And I play golf and I'll bring real drama to
[57:22] Speaker 2: the golf course. And I'll drive real hatred in the comments.
[57:26] Speaker 2: I will do that. I will drive some, I'll.
[57:29] Speaker 1: Do some fucked up shit.
[57:30] Speaker 2: I've done it my whole life.
[57:31] Speaker 3: Yeah, consider yourself in.
[57:33] Speaker 2: Please, I need you to make that happen. Now regarding
[57:35] Speaker 2: Dave's running, okay. We all saw the video. I, when
[57:39] Speaker 2: I saw him, I, it was the first time I,
[57:43] Speaker 2: I felt genuine concern for another human. I said, Dave,
[57:47] Speaker 2: I saw you're running. You have like a hip problem
[57:51] Speaker 2: or something. Is there something that you do? Do you
[57:53] Speaker 2: want me to connect you to a high end surgeon
[57:55] Speaker 2: at UCLA? Do you want me to connect you to
[57:57] Speaker 2: the furcles? I'll connect you to the furcles. And he,
[58:00] Speaker 2: I don't even remember exactly what he said, but it
[58:03] Speaker 2: was something like along the lines of he's fine.
[58:06] Speaker 3: That's how he moves, like, through life.
[58:08] Speaker 2: No.
[58:09] Speaker 3: Have you guys seen him run, like, in the olden
[58:11] Speaker 3: days of Barstool? Like, when he raced, like, Big Cat
[58:14] Speaker 3: and everything? His form has not changed.
[58:17] Speaker 1: That's movement?
[58:18] Speaker 3: That's how he moves.
[58:19] Speaker 1: That's movement, huh?
[58:19] Speaker 3: That's how he moves.
[58:21] Speaker 2: That's, like, actually how he moves. They're talking about the
[58:23] Speaker 2: idea of me and him racing. Now, here's the thing
[58:25] Speaker 2: with me.
[58:26] Speaker 4: Dude, I would pay so much money to watch that.
[58:28] Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
[58:29] Speaker 2: That would be amazing.
[58:30] Speaker 1: But he would.
[58:31] Speaker 3: Have to get a big head start again.
[58:33] Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, he wouldn't. No, he wouldn't.
[58:36] Speaker 2: I have a severely arthritic right ankle. I can barely walk.
[58:39] Speaker 3: Oh, you run back too.
[58:41] Speaker 2: Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. My right ankle, I
[58:43] Speaker 2: might as well not have a right leg.
[58:45] Speaker 3: Okay.
[58:45] Speaker 2: There's no leg. I'm peg leg Bob. You know what
[58:47] Speaker 2: I'm saying? Like, dude, it would be great. But if
[58:50] Speaker 2: I get it fixed, I could maybe shuffle it a
[58:53] Speaker 2: little faster. Oh, I would love to see that. Yeah.
[58:56] Speaker 3: Why don't we set that up? Go down to the keys.
[58:58] Speaker 2: He's not going to want that smoke.
[59:00] Speaker 3: Yeah, he would. Because you told him he ran bad.
[59:03] Speaker 2: So bad.
[59:03] Speaker 3: So he wants to beat you already. When this gets clipped,
[59:06] Speaker 3: he'll want to race you.
[59:06] Speaker 2: Yeah, but he might think I'm gesture maxing and just
[59:08] Speaker 2: saying it.
[59:09] Speaker 1: He doesn't believe me. he think he runs bad?
[59:12] Speaker 3: No, he thinks he runs good.
[59:13] Speaker 1: That's what I love about Dave.
[59:14] Speaker 3: No, but that's the difference between... Between you two, like
[59:17] Speaker 3: you saying you thought you were like a better athlete
[59:20] Speaker 3: or whatever, and then you can be like, no, and
[59:21] Speaker 3: you can talk about it. Dave actually is like, no,
[59:23] Speaker 3: I'm athletic and I would dust anyone. And like, it's
[59:26] Speaker 3: just because I'm like.
[59:27] Speaker 1: He means it.
[59:28] Speaker 2: He's like Shred with thinking he can climb Mount El Capitan.
[59:33] Speaker 3: But he means it.
[59:34] Speaker 1: Well, that's also probably why he's Dave Portnoy.
[59:37] Speaker 2: It is. Delusional belief in oneself.
[59:39] Speaker 1: Yes.
[59:39] Speaker 3: The most delusional confidence in the world. And it's gotten
[59:42] Speaker 3: him everywhere.
[59:42] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[59:42] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[59:43] Speaker 1: Yeah, that can get you far.
[59:44] Speaker 2: So far. Nah, but I was even, nah, nah, nah. Really,
[59:48] Speaker 2: going back to that video, I couldn't believe what I
[59:50] Speaker 2: was seeing. I really still can't believe what I was seeing, dude.
[59:53] Speaker 3: Did you see the picture with the fish that he
[59:55] Speaker 3: was holding recently?
[59:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, but now I feel, okay, now I'll say it
[59:59] Speaker 2: for the first real time, and this will be the
[1:00:00] Speaker 2: last time I say it on the show. That picture,
[1:00:02] Speaker 2: because we're doing clear definitions, I feel like he was
[1:00:04] Speaker 2: actually Jester Maxxing in that photo. He was not standing
[1:00:08] Speaker 2: like that, dude.
[1:00:08] Speaker 3: No, that's how he stands. He has a bad shoulder.
[1:00:13] Speaker 2: You gotta be kidding me.
[1:00:14] Speaker 1: He does.
[1:00:15] Speaker 3: Dude's falling apart.
[1:00:17] Speaker 2: The only thing holding them together is money.
[1:00:18] Speaker 3: It is.
[1:00:20] Speaker 2: It's so much damn money, dude.
[1:00:22] Speaker 3: It's so much money. It's crazy. He bought the most
[1:00:25] Speaker 3: expensive house in Massachusetts.
[1:00:27] Speaker 2: On Nantucket.
[1:00:27] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:00:28] Speaker 3: Insane.
[1:00:29] Speaker 2: Hey, we should do... You're a mass hole.
[1:00:32] Speaker 3: I'm a mass hole, yeah.
[1:00:33] Speaker 2: We should do a... Let's make some money this summer.
[1:00:38] Speaker 3: Let's do a proper.
[1:00:41] Speaker 2: like either Cape Cod, like Brewster or like somewhere like that,
[1:00:45] Speaker 2: like the woodshed in Brewster or Hyannisport. Let's do a proper,
[1:00:48] Speaker 2: like me, you, Dave, Hallie Batch.
[1:00:49] Speaker 3: I was going to say Hallie has to come.
[1:00:51] Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying? Like we could, I
[1:00:52] Speaker 2: think we could do thousands and thousands and thousands of people.
[1:00:56] Speaker 3: All right, let's do it. And then you guys can brace.
[1:00:59] Speaker 2: We could do it at the event.
[1:01:00] Speaker 3: We could do it as a race. Like everyone comes,
[1:01:02] Speaker 3: you guys race on the beach.
[1:01:03] Speaker 2: Dude, imagine all those Cape Codders, dude, all in the
[1:01:06] Speaker 2: same place at the same time pulling some of the
[1:01:07] Speaker 2: Martha's Vineyards.
[1:01:09] Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Martha's Vineyard is getting scary.
[1:01:11] Speaker 2: I love it. There's a lot of heroin there.
[1:01:13] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
[1:01:15] Speaker 2: It's like the heroin Nantucket.
[1:01:17] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:01:17] Speaker 2: The Black Dog. Yeah. I'm sorry, we're just east coasting
[1:01:21] Speaker 2: right now. My bad, my bad, my bad. We're connecting
[1:01:24] Speaker 2: on the east coast.
[1:01:25] Speaker 1: No, it's great. It's crazy that you went to college
[1:01:27] Speaker 1: in Ohio.
[1:01:28] Speaker 3: I know, because you're from Ohio, right?
[1:01:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw you went to Baldwin-Wallace.
[1:01:32] Speaker 3: Do you know Baldwin-Wallace? Yeah.
[1:01:34] Speaker 2: Really?
[1:01:34] Speaker 1: I had football camps there.
[1:01:35] Speaker 3: No way, no one ever knows Baldwin-Wallace.
[1:01:37] Speaker 1: No, I know, that's why I was shocked to see
[1:01:39] Speaker 1: that on my list.
[1:01:39] Speaker 3: I went to fucking Baldwin-Wallace. Why? How insane is that?
[1:01:42] Speaker 2: Did y'all just pull the Uno reverse card on me?
[1:01:45] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:01:45] Speaker 1: I was East Coast- Just talking about some Midwest shit
[1:01:47] Speaker 1: you wouldn't get in.
[1:01:47] Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't get it.
[1:01:48] Speaker 1: You weren't there. You wouldn't get it, my guy.
[1:01:49] Speaker 2: Dude.
[1:01:51] Speaker 1: Oh my God, Berea, Ohio. Yeah, Berea, what the fuck?
[1:01:54] Speaker 3: And I stayed there the whole time.
[1:01:56] Speaker 1: My cousins grew up in Berea. We played Berea in football.
[1:01:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, my college house was right across from the high school.
[1:02:02] Speaker 1: That's nutty.
[1:02:04] Speaker 3: I know. Strong spill.
[1:02:05] Speaker 2: Why did you do that?
[1:02:06] Speaker 3: So I met, this is actually crazy. When I was 16,
[1:02:08] Speaker 3: I'd never had a boyfriend. I didn't have a boyfriend
[1:02:10] Speaker 3: until I was 16. Like didn't kiss a boy, nothing.
[1:02:13] Speaker 3: I went on a cruise with my family. I met
[1:02:15] Speaker 3: a boy from Ohio on the cruise when I was 16.
[1:02:17] Speaker 2: Whoa.
[1:02:17] Speaker 3: And then when I got home, I was like, I
[1:02:18] Speaker 3: think he kind of liked this guy. He's the first
[1:02:20] Speaker 3: guy I've ever liked because I never liked anyone in
[1:02:22] Speaker 3: my town in Massachusetts. So I was like, all right,
[1:02:24] Speaker 3: I'm going to tell my mom I'm going to Maine.
[1:02:27] Speaker 3: And I'm going to steal her car and I'm going
[1:02:28] Speaker 3: to drive to Ohio.
[1:02:29] Speaker 2: No fucking way.
[1:02:29] Speaker 1: Was his name Zach Paul?
[1:02:31] Speaker 2: Jared Paul? Or Alex Paul?
[1:02:32] Speaker 3: It was KJ.
[1:02:34] Speaker 2: KJ Paul?
[1:02:35] Speaker 1: KJ Paul.
[1:02:36] Speaker 3: All right.
[1:02:37] Speaker 1: Just trying to figure out if it was one of
[1:02:39] Speaker 1: my cousins.
[1:02:39] Speaker 3: I wish it was one of your cousins.
[1:02:41] Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be crazy.
[1:02:42] Speaker 3: But then I drove. So I stole my mom's car,
[1:02:44] Speaker 3: drove to Ohio. And I was by myself, 16. And
[1:02:47] Speaker 3: I hung out with him. I'm like, oh, I guess
[1:02:49] Speaker 3: I like this guy. So I'll go to a school
[1:02:50] Speaker 3: near him. I won't go to his school because I
[1:02:51] Speaker 3: assumed we'd break up. So I went to Baldwin Wallace
[1:02:54] Speaker 3: and he went to some other school in Ohio. And
[1:02:58] Speaker 3: I was right. We broke up when we got there.
[1:02:59] Speaker 3: But I ended up dating another guy in Ohio and
[1:03:02] Speaker 3: I stayed and I had so much fun.
[1:03:03] Speaker 4: You went to Ohio for a boy.
[1:03:05] Speaker 3: For a boy.
[1:03:06] Speaker 1: And you stayed in Ohio.
[1:03:06] Speaker 3: And I stayed.
[1:03:07] Speaker 2: Sounds like a Taylor Swift song.
[1:03:08] Speaker 1: I know.
[1:03:09] Speaker 2: It was.
[1:03:10] Speaker 3: And then I like dated another guy in Ohio and
[1:03:12] Speaker 3: then he moved to New York with me. I was
[1:03:13] Speaker 3: a diver in college.
[1:03:14] Speaker 2: Yeah, diver.
[1:03:15] Speaker 1: Do you miss it?
[1:03:17] Speaker 3: I miss, I do miss like being like on a
[1:03:20] Speaker 3: team is really fun. Sports are fun. I was always
[1:03:23] Speaker 3: played sports growing up, but. Yeah, no, diving, I wasn't
[1:03:26] Speaker 3: that good. I didn't dive until I went to college.
[1:03:29] Speaker 1: Could you dive now?
[1:03:30] Speaker 3: I could dive now. If you guys gave me a
[1:03:31] Speaker 3: one-meter board, probably. One meter? Yeah. I do a little flip.
[1:03:35] Speaker 2: We do it? You have that?
[1:03:37] Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll do it off camera.
[1:03:39] Speaker 2: Is that when you got the nickname Chicken Fry? Because
[1:03:42] Speaker 2: of your little legs?
[1:03:43] Speaker 3: No, because I was– well, I named myself that because
[1:03:46] Speaker 3: I was applying to med school and I didn't want
[1:03:48] Speaker 3: people to find– like I didn't want them to find
[1:03:50] Speaker 3: my social media. So I just did Chicken Fry.
[1:03:52] Speaker 2: Okay.
[1:03:53] Speaker 3: And then I blew up and then I dropped out.
[1:03:55] Speaker 2: Oh, because my PDF here says that it came from
[1:03:59] Speaker 2: your friend group back in high school for teasing you
[1:04:01] Speaker 2: for your little Burger King chicken fry legs.
[1:04:03] Speaker 3: No, I call them Burger Chicken Fry Legs.
[1:04:06] Speaker 1: What is the similarity between Burger King chicken fries?
[1:04:09] Speaker 3: Chicken fries. Chicken fries. Like, you know how they're just
[1:04:11] Speaker 3: like a little stick?
[1:04:12] Speaker 1: Yes.
[1:04:13] Speaker 3: Because I have like little legs. So I call them
[1:04:15] Speaker 3: chicken fry.
[1:04:15] Speaker 2: Oh.
[1:04:16] Speaker 3: I made a vine and I call myself chicken fry.
[1:04:18] Speaker 2: Shut up, vine.
[1:04:19] Speaker 1: Shut up, vine.
[1:04:19] Speaker 3: It's coming back.
[1:04:20] Speaker 2: Whoa.
[1:04:21] Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
[1:04:22] Speaker 1: Okay, so chicken fry, like little popsicle sticks?
[1:04:25] Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
[1:04:27] Speaker 1: Like toothpicks?
[1:04:28] Speaker 3: Like toothpicks, yeah.
[1:04:29] Speaker 1: Like you know those popsicles that are double?
[1:04:31] Speaker 3: It was doubled as my legs.
[1:04:33] Speaker 2: Wow, interesting.
[1:04:33] Speaker 3: They've gotten better, but they used to be like very,
[1:04:35] Speaker 3: very tight.
[1:04:36] Speaker 2: Do you exercise?
[1:04:36] Speaker 3: I do.
[1:04:37] Speaker 2: Do you do legs?
[1:04:39] Speaker 3: No, I just do Pilates.
[1:04:39] Speaker 1: Skip leg day.
[1:04:41] Speaker 3: Yeah, I skip legs. I only do Pilates really and run.
[1:04:43] Speaker 1: Pilates is tough.
[1:04:44] Speaker 3: Have you done solid core?
[1:04:45] Speaker 1: Um, I'm afraid to do Pilates.
[1:04:47] Speaker 3: You've never done solid core? No. Oh my God, you
[1:04:49] Speaker 3: should do it.
[1:04:50] Speaker 2: You'll be humbled.
[1:04:50] Speaker 3: Oh, you, that's why.
[1:04:51] Speaker 2: Dude, dude, dude.
[1:04:52] Speaker 1: Well, I know.
[1:04:54] Speaker 2: Your chicken fry will be shaking.
[1:04:55] Speaker 1: No, dude, I don't have chicken fries.
[1:04:56] Speaker 3: Like, it's literally insane, dude.
[1:04:57] Speaker 1: I don't have chicken fries.
[1:04:59] Speaker 2: I know that Jake has better legs, but you.
[1:05:00] Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, that's true.
[1:05:02] Speaker 2: Just because you got those hammer caps. I got nothing
[1:05:05] Speaker 2: to say. Yeah, I know. But I'm telling you.
[1:05:06] Speaker 1: Dude, it's... You have chicken fries too.
[1:05:08] Speaker 2: Because here's why. Here's why. There is a muscle... In Vegas.
[1:05:13] Speaker 2: In Vegas. And I knew it. That's where I went to.
[1:05:19] Speaker 1: Don't fucking touch me.
[1:05:20] Speaker 2: There's a muscle in your leg that you don't fucking
[1:05:23] Speaker 2: know about. Really? That Pilates dude.
[1:05:25] Speaker 1: That's what they do. They reach every muscle.
[1:05:27] Speaker 3: So you shake so that it's like muscles that you've
[1:05:29] Speaker 3: never reached before.
[1:05:29] Speaker 2: You didn't even know this muscle existed. Yeah.
[1:05:32] Speaker 1: I'm interested in this.
[1:05:33] Speaker 2: I'm interested.
[1:05:34] Speaker 4: I just, I'm worried about, I'm a little concerned about
[1:05:37] Speaker 4: being humbled just because I am so humble already.
[1:05:39] Speaker 3: Humble. Do a private.
[1:05:42] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:05:44] Speaker 3: Go with your wife and do it. She would probably
[1:05:47] Speaker 3: blow you out of the water.
[1:05:48] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:05:49] Speaker 1: She's strong.
[1:05:50] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:05:50] Speaker 1: She's a fitness freak. Yeah.
[1:05:53] Speaker 3: She is out of this world.
[1:05:54] Speaker 2: Oh my God. Yeah.
[1:05:55] Speaker 1: She's hot as fuck.
[1:05:56] Speaker 3: It's crazy. But she's like so fit. It's bizarre.
[1:06:00] Speaker 4: She's also even stronger than she even looks.
[1:06:02] Speaker 1: It's shocking. It's shocking.
[1:06:04] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:06:04] Speaker 1: No, she's a freak.
[1:06:05] Speaker 3: You guys work well together.
[1:06:08] Speaker 1: Yeah. We work really well together.
[1:06:09] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:06:10] Speaker 1: We're best friends. We went on a great date last night.
[1:06:12] Speaker 2: Oh, fun.
[1:06:12] Speaker 1: And it's- I'll tell you something. It's a little different
[1:06:15] Speaker 1: when you have children.
[1:06:16] Speaker 4: Because obviously there's like a third or fourth, whatever number
[1:06:21] Speaker 4: you're on.
[1:06:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, well, you know, child is priority number one.
[1:06:24] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:06:25] Speaker 1: But you got to still find the art of getting
[1:06:27] Speaker 1: that time for each other.
[1:06:28] Speaker 2: Date nights.
[1:06:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, date nights.
[1:06:29] Speaker 2: You ever take the baby to any dinners?
[1:06:31] Speaker 1: No.
[1:06:32] Speaker 2: Imagine that baby just sitting there just eating.
[1:06:34] Speaker 3: In the high chair?
[1:06:35] Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, look, it's fun. It's definitely fun.
[1:06:38] Speaker 4: But when you have like intentional time, With each other,
[1:06:40] Speaker 4: it's really nice. And I'm just working so much, it
[1:06:42] Speaker 4: doesn't often happen. So yeah, we had a nice little Valentine's.
[1:06:46] Speaker 3: So last night was your Valentine's?
[1:06:47] Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nice.
[1:06:48] Speaker 3: Are you guys actually best friends?
[1:06:50] Speaker 1: I would say yes.
[1:06:51] Speaker 2: We haven't been as much lately.
[1:06:51] Speaker 4: I would say in real life, yes, but we haven't
[1:06:55] Speaker 4: been as much lately.
[1:06:56] Speaker 2: Why? He lives in Puerto Rico. He has a wife
[1:06:58] Speaker 2: and a kid. His lifestyle is dramatically different than mine.
[1:07:00] Speaker 2: We're both very busy. But we sit down on the show,
[1:07:03] Speaker 2: and it's like we never stop talking for five seconds.
[1:07:07] Speaker 1: Or even outside the show, we go to dinner. It's
[1:07:08] Speaker 1: just like fireworks.
[1:07:10] Speaker 4: Immediate. It's like no time has passed. But as far
[1:07:13] Speaker 4: as spending time with each other, it just.
[1:07:14] Speaker 2: Would not happen. He asked me to move to PR
[1:07:16] Speaker 2: when he went, and I made him a whole PowerPoint.
[1:07:19] Speaker 1: Come to Puerto Rico with me.
[1:07:21] Speaker 2: With like a lazy river on it. And I didn't.
[1:07:25] Speaker 2: And I miss him sometimes. I do. But we see
[1:07:28] Speaker 2: each other quite often. And we get to spend time
[1:07:31] Speaker 2: together when we see each other.
[1:07:32] Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not enough.
[1:07:34] Speaker 2: It's not. I talked to him a week.
[1:07:36] Speaker 1: Yo, real quick. 60% of people watching this are not subscribed.
[1:07:40] Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
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[1:07:50] Speaker 3: So your daughter will go to school in Puerto Rico?
[1:07:52] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:07:53] Speaker 1: Wow.
[1:07:53] Speaker 2: Yeah. I just learned I speak Spanish. I know.
[1:07:57] Speaker 1: I need to. I started doing Duolingo. She's going to
[1:07:59] Speaker 1: have to.
[1:07:59] Speaker 2: Me too.
[1:08:00] Speaker 1: My daughter will probably know better Spanish than I will.
[1:08:04] Speaker 1: I'm just afraid.
[1:08:04] Speaker 4: I'm a little afraid to learn new languages because I
[1:08:07] Speaker 4: think we are like two years away from instant translation
[1:08:10] Speaker 4: via AirPod or something.
[1:08:13] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Like not even. Isn't it right now?
[1:08:16] Speaker 3: There are like some knockoff ones that are already happening.
[1:08:19] Speaker 1: Apple's making them.
[1:08:20] Speaker 4: Like if you speak Spanish and I speak English and
[1:08:23] Speaker 4: we both put our AirPods in, it'll real time translate.
[1:08:25] Speaker 1: And so it's like. I don't know. My brain's already
[1:08:28] Speaker 1: maxed out. Brains are like memory cards. Brain maxing.
[1:08:31] Speaker 3: Honestly, brain maxing, yeah.
[1:08:33] Speaker 1: My brain's maxed.
[1:08:35] Speaker 2: Can I ask you guys a question?
[1:08:36] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:08:37] Speaker 2: If you were going to go on a date, how
[1:08:40] Speaker 2: would you find the person to date? And do you
[1:08:43] Speaker 2: think that the idea or how we identify dates right
[1:08:48] Speaker 2: now is a little bit old school?
[1:08:50] Speaker 3: Like if I were to go on a date, how
[1:08:52] Speaker 3: would I find that person? I feel like I only
[1:08:55] Speaker 3: ever date people that I come across in real life.
[1:08:58] Speaker 3: So whether it's through work or it's through a friend
[1:09:00] Speaker 3: group or Instagram, to be honest.
[1:09:03] Speaker 2: But there are a lot of people who use apps.
[1:09:05] Speaker 2: And the reason I ask this question is this company
[1:09:07] Speaker 2: called Rhythms, right? And they use your data from your wearables.
[1:09:12] Speaker 2: And from your like plaid account, like what you're buying,
[1:09:14] Speaker 2: what concert ticket. And they create a persona based on
[1:09:17] Speaker 2: your habits as opposed to just pictures and words on
[1:09:19] Speaker 2: the screen. Sick. So it's super curated personas. That's crazy.
[1:09:24] Speaker 2: So you can actually find a higher level of compatibility
[1:09:26] Speaker 2: with potential performers. Wow.
[1:09:28] Speaker 1: Wow. One of my favorite Black Mirror episodes is called
[1:09:30] Speaker 1: Kill the DJ.
[1:09:31] Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Great episode.
[1:09:33] Speaker 1: And they essentially simulate personalities dating. And it has like
[1:09:38] Speaker 1: a 99.6% accuracy rate. It kind of feels like that
[1:09:42] Speaker 1: a little bit.
[1:09:42] Speaker 4: You're taking people's personality traits in various categories and then
[1:09:49] Speaker 4: assembling an AI version of them and then just.
[1:09:52] Speaker 1: shooting around and seeing which ones match.
[1:09:54] Speaker 2: You love Tame Impala and hiking and all these things
[1:09:56] Speaker 2: as opposed to just like.
[1:09:57] Speaker 3: Is it like, you can use it? It's ready to go?
[1:09:59] Speaker 1: Or is it in the works?
[1:10:00] Speaker 2: Shit, these were the questions I wasn't ready for. Damn.
[1:10:04] Speaker 2: It's coming. It's either right now or very soon.
[1:10:06] Speaker 3: Okay.
[1:10:07] Speaker 4: Get Impulsive some equity ownership so my man Caleb can
[1:10:11] Speaker 4: eat as well over there.
[1:10:12] Speaker 2: Let's go. I will get it done. I will get
[1:10:14] Speaker 2: it done.
[1:10:14] Speaker 1: That's cool.
[1:10:15] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll get us a.
[1:10:17] Speaker 1: I have a lot going on, bro. I just launched a... Yeah,
[1:10:19] Speaker 1: how many.
[1:10:20] Speaker 3: Like, you do so many things.
[1:10:22] Speaker 1: You know, I actually don't know. I appreciate you saying that.
[1:10:25] Speaker 3: I feel like you have your, like your hand in
[1:10:27] Speaker 3: so many different pots.
[1:10:28] Speaker 1: No, not really. I'd say like six or seven.
[1:10:33] Speaker 2: Wow.
[1:10:35] Speaker 1: Okay.
[1:10:35] Speaker 3: What prime?
[1:10:36] Speaker 1: We got prime lunch. Lee WWE impulsive. Rip it.
[1:10:41] Speaker 3: Let's rip it.
[1:10:42] Speaker 1: Uh, this is a new company. It's a collect, it's
[1:10:44] Speaker 1: a collectible platform.
[1:10:45] Speaker 3: Oh, for the cards.
[1:10:46] Speaker 2: Uh, yeah. Yeah.
[1:10:47] Speaker 1: Cards at first.
[1:10:48] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:10:49] Speaker 1: Um, And then, what am I missing?
[1:10:51] Speaker 2: Oh, man. TV Prime, Lunchly, Rip It.
[1:10:55] Speaker 1: I mean, my family's.
[1:10:57] Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
[1:10:59] Speaker 1: But you got, you know.
[1:11:00] Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like.
[1:11:00] Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, Antifund. Antifund. And by way of Antifund, 7,000. Well, no, no, no, no.
[1:11:08] Speaker 2: Some very selective investments, but. you technically are a part
[1:11:13] Speaker 2: of all those too in a weird way.
[1:11:14] Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of, yeah. Like six or seven things.
[1:11:17] Speaker 2: That might actually be the answer.
[1:11:19] Speaker 3: Six or seven, yeah.
[1:11:20] Speaker 1: And so you could, you know, you could stay busy. Yeah,
[1:11:24] Speaker 1: you could do it. Like Elon Musk does it. How
[1:11:27] Speaker 1: the fuck does he do it? That guy's insane.
[1:11:30] Speaker 3: Well, how do you guys feel about Elon Musk? Do
[1:11:31] Speaker 3: you love him? Hate him?
[1:11:32] Speaker 4: I think he's the most important human to have ever
[1:11:34] Speaker 4: graced the planet.
[1:11:36] Speaker 2: He's kidding.
[1:11:36] Speaker 1: No, I'm not kidding.
[1:11:37] Speaker 4: I think he's the most impactful human that's ever graced
[1:11:40] Speaker 4: The planet. And will be remembered far longer than any
[1:11:45] Speaker 4: single person walking this.
[1:11:46] Speaker 3: Earth right now.
[1:11:46] Speaker 2: Okay, which accomplishment leads you to believe that? Which accomplishment
[1:11:51] Speaker 2: and its effect on the human race as of right now?
[1:11:53] Speaker 1: I think it's an accomplishment that has not been done yet.
[1:11:56] Speaker 2: Okay, then that statement has been negated.
[1:11:59] Speaker 1: It cannot be potentially based on potential. Wait, hold on.
[1:12:02] Speaker 1: You can't negate what my thought is.
[1:12:04] Speaker 2: It's like an opinion. Well, let's unpack it because why
[1:12:06] Speaker 2: wouldn't you look at someone like Steve Jobs who delivered
[1:12:08] Speaker 2: information to your fingertips in a way that was better
[1:12:12] Speaker 2: than any brand– any technology in the history of the
[1:12:17] Speaker 2: world or why wouldn't you look at someone who created
[1:12:19] Speaker 2: the personal computer or the internet or the printing press
[1:12:23] Speaker 2: or even gig technology with Uber and Postmates and how
[1:12:28] Speaker 2: we receive our food instead of just the potential that
[1:12:32] Speaker 2: someone might go to Mars or the potential that someone
[1:12:35] Speaker 2: might use the X platform. Is that not a valid question?
[1:12:39] Speaker 4: Renewable energy, internet for the planet, and the colonization of
[1:12:43] Speaker 4: other celestial bodies are very, very important and difficult feats
[1:12:49] Speaker 4: to accomplish.
[1:12:49] Speaker 2: As of right now, internet for the planet is priced out.
[1:12:51] Speaker 3: It's not happening.
[1:12:52] Speaker 2: Not everybody has a freaking Starlink, okay? No one has
[1:12:55] Speaker 2: gone to Mars and may not for another couple hundred years.
[1:12:58] Speaker 4: I don't think I'm... Like I said, I'm not judging
[1:13:00] Speaker 4: it solely based on the current state of Elon Musk.
[1:13:03] Speaker 1: I think... I think that's what.
[1:13:06] Speaker 2: He's going to do.
[1:13:06] Speaker 1: I think he's going to be remembered for a very
[1:13:08] Speaker 1: long time.
[1:13:09] Speaker 2: But the DNA to unfold as potentially the greatest person
[1:13:13] Speaker 2: to have ever walked the.
[1:13:14] Speaker 1: I mean, numbers don't lie. He will very likely be
[1:13:17] Speaker 1: the world's first trillionaire. That is fucking insane.
[1:13:21] Speaker 3: That is fucking insane. Trillionaire! What do you do? What
[1:13:26] Speaker 3: do you do with that?
[1:13:27] Speaker 2: Trillionaire.
[1:13:28] Speaker 1: I think he'll be the richest human that has ever
[1:13:31] Speaker 1: graced the planet. There was a guy.
[1:13:35] Speaker 1: Mansa Musa, I want to say his name was.
[1:13:37] Speaker 2: Mansa Boone, yeah. Mansa Musa.
[1:13:38] Speaker 1: Not Mansa Boone. No, he's, I think, Mansa Musa. I
[1:13:42] Speaker 1: need to know this, actually.
[1:13:43] Speaker 3: Mansa Musa?
[1:13:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the richest person ever.
[1:13:46] Speaker 2: Talking about Matsuhisa?
[1:13:47] Speaker 4: If Elon Musk becomes a trillionaire, who would be richer,
[1:13:51] Speaker 4: him or Mansa Musa?
[1:13:53] Speaker 2: Dude.
[1:13:58] Speaker 1: Elon Musk versus Mansa Musa. If Elon Musk becomes a
[1:14:01] Speaker 1: trillion-dollar net.
[1:14:02] Speaker 4: Worth individual, he would likely be richer than Monsa Musa
[1:14:05] Speaker 4: in inflation-adjusted terms.
[1:14:07] Speaker 2: Yeah, but based on past value of fortune, there's people
[1:14:11] Speaker 2: that had vastly more fortune than Elon Musk or whoever
[1:14:14] Speaker 2: you're talking about.
[1:14:15] Speaker 1: What are you talking about now?
[1:14:16] Speaker 2: When you look back at the fortunes that existed when
[1:14:20] Speaker 2: right-sized for current-day value, it's like tens of trillions of dollars.
[1:14:25] Speaker 1: Who are you talking about?
[1:14:27] Speaker 2: Some, like, queen of, like, India.
[1:14:29] Speaker 1: No, that's him.
[1:14:30] Speaker 2: And how much was that?
[1:14:31] Speaker 1: 500 billion.
[1:14:33] Speaker 3: Nah, nah, nah, nah.
[1:14:33] Speaker 2: I've seen different numbers, dog. I've seen people with trillions.
[1:14:37] Speaker 1: Who are the richest humans in history?
[1:14:39] Speaker 3: Yeah, who had trillions? Oh, but you're saying, like, back then, like,
[1:14:42] Speaker 3: it would equate to trillions.
[1:14:43] Speaker 2: Based on today's value.
[1:14:45] Speaker 1: Ranked by historical estimates adjusted into modern USD. One, Monsa Musa.
[1:14:50] Speaker 2: Two, Augustus. And what are those values? $ 400 to $ 500 billion?
[1:14:53] Speaker 1: Monsa Musa was $ 500 billion. Augustus was, oh my God.
[1:14:59] Speaker 1: Estimated modern equivalent, $ 4 to $ 5 trillion.
[1:15:02] Speaker 2: I told you.
[1:15:03] Speaker 1: Controversial estimate.
[1:15:04] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:15:05] Speaker 1: Effectively controlled the entire Roman Empire. 25 to 30% of
[1:15:07] Speaker 1: global GDP at the time.
[1:15:08] Speaker 2: Akbar, $ 400 billion. Andrew Carnegie.
[1:15:09] Speaker 4: $ 370.
[1:15:14] Speaker 1: Billion. Rockefeller, $ 350 billion. Elon Musk is number six.
[1:15:17] Speaker 2: Y'all, can I ask you a question?
[1:15:18] Speaker 1: Sure thing, Mike.
[1:15:19] Speaker 2: Would Steve Will Do It say that we're pocket-watching right
[1:15:22] Speaker 2: now with this discussion?
[1:15:23] Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
[1:15:24] Speaker 3: That shit, too. Have you guys talked to him since
[1:15:25] Speaker 3: that episode?
[1:15:26] Speaker 2: I have, yes. I talked to Steve.
[1:15:28] Speaker 3: Yeah, you posted something. How do we stand with Steve?
[1:15:31] Speaker 1: God bless him.
[1:15:32] Speaker 3: God bless him.
[1:15:33] Speaker 2: I wanted to have him back on for a Mortal
[1:15:36] Speaker 2: Kombat-style showdown with Kyle Forgeard. They are beefing right now. Heavy.
[1:15:42] Speaker 1: I think we'll have Kyle on.
[1:15:45] Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. To tell his side. Yeah, we
[1:15:47] Speaker 2: could do it. And I'll try to represent.
[1:15:49] Speaker 3: Why do they beef, though? I just don't even, I can't.
[1:15:51] Speaker 2: Even follow all of it. There's some business shit going on.
[1:15:53] Speaker 3: Behind the scenes shit.
[1:15:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1:15:55] Speaker 1: What is Haka watching?
[1:15:56] Speaker 2: Just like, why are we counting Metsamusa's dollars, bro?
[1:16:00] Speaker 1: Like, how much money do you make?
[1:16:01] Speaker 2: Yo, why aren't we out getting our own bread? I mean...
[1:16:03] Speaker 2: I guess technically by way of us pocket-watching Metsamusa, we're
[1:16:07] Speaker 2: making money.
[1:16:07] Speaker 3: Yeah, making money by pocket-watching.
[1:16:09] Speaker 2: Like, we're going to clip that motherfucker.
[1:16:11] Speaker 3: Pocket-watching. But everyone watching, it's pocket-watching you.
[1:16:15] Speaker 2: Oh, dude, dude, dude. Is this Inception? What the hell?
[1:16:17] Speaker 2: Do you have a top to spin? Do you have
[1:16:19] Speaker 2: something to spin?
[1:16:19] Speaker 3: We're trying to magic 8-ball right now. This is insane.
[1:16:22] Speaker 2: What did you say about an 8-ball?
[1:16:24] Speaker 1: Ugh, stop. Oh, my God.
[1:16:28] Speaker 2: One other thing I was going to say to you.
[1:16:31] Speaker 2: I feel like... Who do you.
[1:16:33] Speaker 1: Think is going to watch this episode?
[1:16:35] Speaker 3: I don't know. I wonder, like, if it's going to
[1:16:38] Speaker 3: be your guy's audience, my audience, or if it's going
[1:16:40] Speaker 3: to be.
[1:16:40] Speaker 4: I feel like your audience might be, like, the kind
[1:16:43] Speaker 4: that's like, I can't believe I did this fucking show.
[1:16:47] Speaker 3: This is going to be controversial of me doing this,
[1:16:49] Speaker 3: for sure. For me.
[1:16:51] Speaker 2: No, because I'm here. Yeah.
[1:16:53] Speaker 1: I'm just unbiased. I'm very clearly the problem.
[1:16:56] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:16:57] Speaker 1: And I'm used to that.
[1:16:58] Speaker 3: When Alex came on, did you see how everyone was like,
[1:17:00] Speaker 3: this cheapens her brand, all of Earl?
[1:17:03] Speaker 2: Can I say something really quick?
[1:17:04] Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't see that.
[1:17:05] Speaker 3: That's all I saw.
[1:17:07] Speaker 2: Can I address that quickly just with a really simple statement?
[1:17:12] Speaker 2: No bias. This show is an iconic landmark piece of
[1:17:18] Speaker 2: internet fucking history. We have been doing this show longer
[1:17:23] Speaker 2: than Alex Earl has even existed. We have had presidents
[1:17:30] Speaker 2: on the show. We have had some of the greatest
[1:17:32] Speaker 2: athletes to ever walk this planet. Business people, tastemakers, billionaires.
[1:17:38] Speaker 2: Sitting on this show is a fucking honor. Regardless of
[1:17:42] Speaker 2: what the internet says. audience thinks of that.
[1:17:44] Speaker 1: I actually disagree. I think Alex Earle's brand was definitely
[1:17:47] Speaker 1: cheapened by sitting on a bolster.
[1:17:48] Speaker 2: I actually do agree with that as well. I was
[1:17:50] Speaker 2: trying to.
[1:17:50] Speaker 1: You're just so in line.
[1:17:51] Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
[1:17:52] Speaker 1: No, I'm so sorry.
[1:17:53] Speaker 3: This podcast has.
[1:17:54] Speaker 4: A lot of crazy people on it. If I'm honest,
[1:17:56] Speaker 4: I'll be shocked if she even makes it after that.
[1:17:58] Speaker 3: Yeah, she's done for. Her Netflix show's canceled after this.
[1:18:02] Speaker 1: Netflix reached out, I heard, and was like, how dare you?
[1:18:04] Speaker 3: They were like, how could you sit next to Logan?
[1:18:06] Speaker 2: Grand passenger special coming soon. Tough. Tough cookie.
[1:18:10] Speaker 3: Poppy pulled out of her everything. She's fucked.
[1:18:12] Speaker 2: She lost it all.
[1:18:13] Speaker 1: Poppy pulled out of her, did you say?
[1:18:15] Speaker 3: Yeah, because she came on the show.
[1:18:17] Speaker 2: Dude, Poppy pulled out of her because she came.
[1:18:20] Speaker 1: Dude.
[1:18:21] Speaker 2: We don't have to. Yeah, we don't have to.
[1:18:23] Speaker 1: We can wrap up. We can wrap up. Because you
[1:18:26] Speaker 1: actually have a hard out.
[1:18:27] Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. What are you doing?
[1:18:28] Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's Fashion Week. I have a fashion shop.
[1:18:30] Speaker 2: Yo, Diet Fashion Week, which is what this is, goes hard.
[1:18:36] Speaker 1: I know. It's so much more fun.
[1:18:38] Speaker 2: I think I might have seen more models at Crane
[1:18:41] Speaker 2: last night than Full Sugar Fashion Week in September.
[1:18:44] Speaker 3: Because it's actually people that like, really, really care about fashion.
[1:18:48] Speaker 1: Got it.
[1:18:49] Speaker 3: Lots of models. Like, people that actually want to be.
[1:18:51] Speaker 2: At the show. It's not sponsor trips. Yeah. It's like,
[1:18:53] Speaker 2: this is, like, actual. Because I was there last night.
[1:18:55] Speaker 1: And it's New York.
[1:18:55] Speaker 3: Like, it's very New York. Everyone from New York comes
[1:18:58] Speaker 3: out for this.
[1:18:59] Speaker 2: So it's fun. Even Richie Akiva. Wow. This is.
[1:19:03] Speaker 1: This is great, guys.
[1:19:04] Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, it's great. I think we covered some really
[1:19:06] Speaker 2: cool topics.
[1:19:07] Speaker 3: Do we think?
[1:19:07] Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
[1:19:08] Speaker 1: I guess we'll see. Hey, you're great.
[1:19:10] Speaker 2: Thanks. I do want to say you're great.
[1:19:11] Speaker 1: You guys are great, too.
[1:19:12] Speaker 2: You actually are fantastic, and you can hold your own,
[1:19:14] Speaker 2: and you know about topics, and you're cultured. I liked
[1:19:17] Speaker 2: having you on the show. I thought it was great.
[1:19:19] Speaker 3: Thanks, Mike. Thanks for having me.
[1:19:20] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll echo that as well.
[1:19:22] Speaker 2: Okay. Thanks. I swear. I swear.
[1:19:23] Speaker 1: This has been great. I hope we've squashed our beef.
[1:19:25] Speaker 1: We did. Beef is squashed.
[1:19:26] Speaker 3: I need to find a new celebrity to hate.
[1:19:29] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:19:29] Speaker 1: Have you looked into my brother?
[1:19:31] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:19:32] Speaker 3: You know what the crazy thing is? I used to say,
[1:19:35] Speaker 3: everyone hates Jake, but he's actually the nice one, and
[1:19:37] Speaker 3: Logan's the bad guy.
[1:19:38] Speaker 2: No, I know.
[1:19:38] Speaker 3: Because when I met Jake, when we did BFFs, he
[1:19:40] Speaker 3: was great.
[1:19:41] Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he's awesome. He's a great guy, normally.
[1:19:44] Speaker 3: I'll find someone else.
[1:19:46] Speaker 1: Hey, thanks, Brianna.
[1:19:48] Speaker 2: Thank you, Bri.
[1:19:48] Speaker 3: Thanks, Logan. Thanks, Mike. And guys, be nice. We'll see
[1:19:51] Speaker 3: you next time.
[1:19:52] Speaker 2: Yeah, bye. Hey, we'll see you next time.
[1:19:53] Speaker 1: Thank you, audience.
[1:19:53] Speaker 2: Hey, thanks, audience. Jester, Max, your parents. Subscribe.
[1:19:57] Speaker 4: Peace.

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