# Logan Paul Finally Addresses DanTDM Beef, Becomes A Girl Dad, Attacks Bradley Martyn

An episode of [Impaulsive with Logan Paul](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1442164847), 8 Oct 2024, 1 h 09 min.

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Use code LOGAN10 for 10% off your SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/LOGAN10 *Up to $25 off In today’s episode the boys discuss Logan’s newborn baby, DanTDM beefing with Lunchly, Bradley Martyn demanding a rematch vs Logan, Mike got robbed, why Logan fired his baby nurse after 1 day, Moo Deng is a vicious threat to society, Logan surprises Mike with equity & more… SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST ► https://www.youtube.com/impaulsive Three studio options under one roof for your content needs! http://aslproductions.com Watch Previous (MrBeast, Logan Paul & KSI on Launching Lunchly, Fighting Jake Paul, Ronaldo’s YouTube Takeover) ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ScAhpjDcrI&t=1776s ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/impaulsiveshow/ Timestamps: 0:00 Logan’s Baby Esmé! ❤️ 3:32 DanTDM Vs Lunchly 🍱 8:56 Mike Got Robbed! ☕️ 13:31 Logan Cries about His Baby 😢 35:53 Hurricane Helene 🌊 37:19 “X is a Unhinged!” 🤬 44:02 Bradley Martyn Vs Logan Paul 2?! 👊 51:25 Why Logan Fired His Baby Nurse! 🍼 56:01 Nitrogen Gas Execution in Alabama 💀 1:04:44 Moo Deng Takeover! 🦛 1:06:52 Logan Gives Mike Equity! 🤩 PLEASE NOTE Impaulsive is a significant break from the typical content viewers have come to expect from the vlog channel & we could not be more proud and excited to watch this unfold and grow. Please be advised that we will be exploring a wide variety of topics (some adult-themed) and our younger viewers (and their parents) should be advised that some topics will be for mature audiences only. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: I'm a new dad.
[0:00] Speaker 2: Maybe I should. Show her to the world, bro. Here's
[0:03] Speaker 2: our baby. Who is Dan DTN?
[0:05] Speaker 3: I want to be careful with my answer because I
[0:07] Speaker 3: believe it could offend some DanTDM fans.
[0:10] Speaker 1: We've made a better for you option.
[0:11] Speaker 2: Well, and it would have been fine if it was
[0:12] Speaker 2: launched by normal people, but you guys are terrible people.
[0:16] Speaker 1: Nobody gets tired in 60 seconds.
[0:18] Speaker 3: The reason he got tired is because he was put
[0:19] Speaker 3: in a stressful environment that he's not used to.
[0:21] Speaker 1: Bro, I could have killed him. You know how many
[0:23] Speaker 1: people die by hippo?
[0:24] Speaker 2: They're basically terrorists.
[0:25] Speaker 1: And while Mudane might look cute now.
[0:27] Speaker 2: We got a waterboard Mudane.
[0:29] Speaker 3: I'm going to get emotional, but watching Nina's motherhood activate
[0:32] Speaker 3: was so.
[0:33] Speaker 2: F * * * ing cool because I knew she
[0:34] Speaker 2: was going to be such a good mom. And... F * * *!
[0:38] Speaker 2: F * * *! Wait, before we start, can I
[0:47] Speaker 2: just ask one question? Why is the villain Norman Bates
[0:50] Speaker 2: from the movie Psycho sitting on the couch next to
[0:52] Speaker 2: you right now? Because who is that guy, bro? And
[0:55] Speaker 2: why does he slightly resemble Norman Bates from Psycho? Who
[1:00] Speaker 2: is this man?
[1:01] Speaker 1: This is Adam.
[1:01] Speaker 2: 22.
[1:02] Speaker 1: He's going to cut my hair.
[1:04] Speaker 2: You met him.
[1:04] Speaker 1: He was in Puerto Rico. Of course you forgot.
[1:07] Speaker 2: I don't even remember what I had for breakfast last night.
[1:10] Speaker 2: You know, there's like the father over here.
[1:12] Speaker 3: Let me help him out real quick. Yeah, dude, dude.
[1:14] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:15] Speaker 1: I'm a dad now.
[1:17] Speaker 2: Well, hold on. I'm a dad.
[1:19] Speaker 1: I have a new baby, as everyone knows.
[1:21] Speaker 2: Hold on. I need a zip of Prime Energy for this.
[1:24] Speaker 1: Late nights, Mike.
[1:25] Speaker 2: Actually, long nights. Long nights.
[1:29] Speaker 1: My baby is asleep. He's a night owl who doesn't sleep.
[1:34] Speaker 2: Isn't that what they usually do when they're fresh out
[1:35] Speaker 2: the package?
[1:36] Speaker 1: I didn't think people were serious. I didn't think people
[1:38] Speaker 1: were serious. She doesn't know what night and day is.
[1:41] Speaker 2: How long you had the kid for at this current
[1:43] Speaker 2: filming juncture?
[1:44] Speaker 1: She's six days old.
[1:45] Speaker 2: I talked to you two days ago to ask you
[1:48] Speaker 2: how it was going. I was like, how's everything going?
[1:50] Speaker 2: You know, you're like, oh, man, dude, some of the
[1:53] Speaker 2: longest nights of my life, bro. I don't know how
[1:54] Speaker 2: much I'm going to be able to take this, dude.
[1:56] Speaker 2: That's not what I said. Well, you were like, dude,
[1:58] Speaker 2: it's just been terribly stressful. No, it's not. But the
[2:02] Speaker 2: good news is we've got it all figured out, and
[2:05] Speaker 2: it looks like only clear skies from here. I go, bro,
[2:07] Speaker 2: you haven't even gotten to the starting line yet. You're
[2:10] Speaker 2: four days in. To babies.
[2:12] Speaker 3: I thought it was the opposite. I thought I was like, man,
[2:14] Speaker 3: things are great. She's such a good baby, and she
[2:17] Speaker 3: is all those things, and things are great. But I
[2:20] Speaker 3: think now she's decided she's going to test us. She's
[2:25] Speaker 3: going to be a real, real hardcore night owl baby.
[2:28] Speaker 2: What over the past six days has made you, oh,
[2:32] Speaker 2: because she stays up late. Hold on. I don't want
[2:33] Speaker 2: to talk about her. She's right here.
[2:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm a new dad. Maybe I should.
[2:41] Speaker 2: Show her to the world, bro. She's here. Clickbait. Here
[2:44] Speaker 2: we go. baby. Here's our baby.
[2:47] Speaker 1: Brand new to the world.
[2:48] Speaker 2: Here we go. Lunchly is now in stores.
[2:52] Speaker 3: Kroger, Albertsons, and all the banners it flies under. Turkey
[2:56] Speaker 3: cheese and cracker stack is right here and nacho cheese
[3:00] Speaker 3: as well. People aren't happy that I'm branding. I'm using
[3:07] Speaker 3: the attention from my baby to brand my new product Lunchly,
[3:10] Speaker 3: which has a prime of Feastables. I probably never actually
[3:14] Speaker 3: let you Just because of the way you look.
[3:20] Speaker 2: You just... The way you look, you know? That's not
[3:22] Speaker 2: very nice. It's a terrible thing to say, painter. Mr.
[3:26] Speaker 2: Painter Pants. Bro, can I ask you a serious question?
[3:32] Speaker 2: Congratulations on the baby. Congratulations on the launch of this
[3:36] Speaker 2: product that has just really, really angered a lot of people.
[3:40] Speaker 2: So many people, bro.
[3:41] Speaker 3: I just.
[3:42] Speaker 2: I have to... And I have to say... I feel
[3:46] Speaker 2: for them. There have been many snacks and beverages that
[3:50] Speaker 2: have upset me to a point that I almost had
[3:53] Speaker 2: a manic breakdown and I've seen the breakdowns happening on
[3:57] Speaker 2: social media over the past couple of weeks. I get it. Yeah.
[4:00] Speaker 2: Some people have offended you with their snack. I'm offended
[4:05] Speaker 2: by this snack.
[4:06] Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
[4:07] Speaker 2: But I have a little bit more of a reason
[4:08] Speaker 2: to be because it's just another thing on this fucking table. Like, like,
[4:14] Speaker 2: like every day I come, it's like, Wolf, you know, guys,
[4:17] Speaker 2: new drink. No, no, do this one. No, do this one.
[4:20] Speaker 2: Do this one. Speed sold out. Luxury products. Bro, you
[4:23] Speaker 2: are just a fucking billboard. I know. Okay. The idea
[4:27] Speaker 2: of sitting on a podcast while representing your brand is ridiculous. Yeah.
[4:32] Speaker 2: You guys are just sitting here, you're being fucking programmed
[4:35] Speaker 2: by these brand specials. It's just a billboard. We got
[4:39] Speaker 2: a pink wall now.
[4:41] Speaker 1: What's happening?
[4:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that? Well, pink wall, pink daughter. I had
[4:45] Speaker 2: a daughter. Yeah, congrats on that.
[4:46] Speaker 1: Thank you, Mike.
[4:47] Speaker 2: So let's get into, which one first? Yeah, let's do it.
[4:49] Speaker 2: Let's do it. No, no. I mean, we could- Upsetting snack.
[4:53] Speaker 2: The upsetting snack. I don't know.
[4:54] Speaker 3: We could talk about lunch today. I just don't know
[4:56] Speaker 3: what there is to say. I made a video about
[4:58] Speaker 3: it and- I just can't believe that we're in a
[5:02] Speaker 3: place where people are mad about a turkey cheese and
[5:06] Speaker 3: crackers set.
[5:08] Speaker 2: Okay, who is Dan DTM?
[5:09] Speaker 1: It's not even so much him.
[5:11] Speaker 2: TDM? TDM. Who is he?
[5:13] Speaker 3: Michael, I want to be careful with my answer because
[5:16] Speaker 3: I believe it could offend- some Dan TVM fans.
[5:20] Speaker 1: And because my answer is, I don't know.
[5:22] Speaker 2: I don't either. And I don't mean that in even
[5:24] Speaker 2: a slightly disrespectful way. It's like, it's, I think it's
[5:27] Speaker 2: a representative and indicative of how deep the YouTube sphere
[5:32] Speaker 2: goes that someone could come out and make a statement.
[5:35] Speaker 2: And you're like, who's that guy? And 40,000 of his
[5:37] Speaker 2: fans or a hundred, hundreds of thousands of millions. hundreds
[5:41] Speaker 2: of millions they're they're just like oh he's the mr
[5:44] Speaker 2: beast from belize like where who.
[5:46] Speaker 3: Is from belize yeah who is who is dan md
[5:50] Speaker 3: dmt here's what i do know dmt is that what
[5:53] Speaker 3: it is yes he just.
[5:54] Speaker 2: Has a drug channel where he smokes the toad all
[5:56] Speaker 2: day what does he do well.
[5:58] Speaker 3: He smokes the toad and he plays minecraft oh he's
[6:00] Speaker 3: a minecrafter is that what he does.
[6:03] Speaker 1: Yes he's a minecrafter is he as big.
[6:05] Speaker 2: Or less big than the young kid that we.
[6:08] Speaker 1: Had on the time that one time Jack Doherty?
[6:11] Speaker 2: No, the kid that was the Minecrafter that we had
[6:14] Speaker 2: on in England.
[6:15] Speaker 3: But yeah, Dan TDM is apparently pretty big. He's got
[6:18] Speaker 3: a lot of fans who like his Minecraft content.
[6:22] Speaker 1: And hate you.
[6:24] Speaker 3: Well, I guess all I can do is hear him
[6:28] Speaker 3: and hear what people are saying. And we're a company
[6:32] Speaker 3: that listens to the consumer and the feedback. And We
[6:34] Speaker 3: have some stuff in the pipeline. I think that's going
[6:36] Speaker 3: to excite people. But yeah, man, I think we're in
[6:39] Speaker 3: a weird spot where tearing people down and hatred and
[6:44] Speaker 3: negativity gets way more attention, clicks and views than the opposite,
[6:47] Speaker 3: which is a little sad because like in a world
[6:49] Speaker 3: where YouTubers are trying to expand and build businesses.
[6:54] Speaker 2: I do feel like there should be a level of support.
[6:57] Speaker 3: I think YouTubers should be supporting YouTubers, and I guess
[7:01] Speaker 3: I hear what he's saying, but we've made a, when
[7:06] Speaker 3: compared to Lunchables, a better-for-you option.
[7:08] Speaker 2: Well, and it would have been fine if it was
[7:10] Speaker 2: launched by normal people, but you guys are terrible people.
[7:15] Speaker 2: All three of you are awful humans.
[7:17] Speaker 1: What did JJ do?
[7:18] Speaker 2: JJ's, like, the only one that's, like, semi-safe, bro.
[7:22] Speaker 1: I love him.
[7:22] Speaker 2: He's great. Yeah. And I love that he just makes
[7:25] Speaker 2: everything a joke.
[7:27] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[7:27] Speaker 2: He turns everything into a joke. And Mr. Beast, too,
[7:29] Speaker 2: is also great. He's awesome, dude. It's really... It's kind
[7:34] Speaker 2: of just you. It's just me. Yeah, totally. Which is
[7:36] Speaker 2: crazy now, because, like, I don't know, bro. I haven't really, like.
[7:41] Speaker 1: I haven't really... been doing much. I'm just kind of
[7:45] Speaker 1: hanging out.
[7:46] Speaker 2: What have I done? I'm just trying to build businesses
[7:48] Speaker 2: and raise a family. You made an offensive snack. I'll
[7:52] Speaker 2: tell you that much. Fiesta nachos. I know, but that's
[7:54] Speaker 2: offensive to Mexicans. It is. Kevin, are you offended by that? Yes.
[8:01] Speaker 2: You should have called that one lunch Leah. Lunch Leah. No, no, no.
[8:06] Speaker 2: Here's my rule.
[8:06] Speaker 3: If you're going to hate on this, try the product first.
[8:10] Speaker 3: And if you still hate it, Do your worst. But
[8:15] Speaker 3: my issue is, if we were to make anything other
[8:19] Speaker 3: than this, it would kind of be inauthentic, because this
[8:22] Speaker 3: is a meal I grew up eating and still love
[8:24] Speaker 3: to eat to this day. So I thought, why not
[8:26] Speaker 3: just make our own version, but better than the existing
[8:29] Speaker 3: version in Lunchables?
[8:30] Speaker 2: You want to know the crazy thing? That I eat
[8:32] Speaker 2: two a day? I've not tried it yet.
[8:34] Speaker 1: You've not tried Lunchables?
[8:35] Speaker 2: And I don't think, do you want to know my
[8:37] Speaker 2: one issue with this product? Sure. And I'm going to
[8:40] Speaker 2: be kind of transparent and serious. Give it to me.
[8:43] Speaker 2: You have this product, right? Prime. Those things can sit
[8:47] Speaker 2: in freaking Haiti for this product for a year and
[8:52] Speaker 2: a half.
[8:52] Speaker 1: You don't like refrigerated goods.
[8:52] Speaker 2: Bro, why would you launch a perishable product? They sent
[8:55] Speaker 2: three of them to my house.
[8:56] Speaker 3: I also saw you got robbed by a door-to-door package stealer.
[9:00] Speaker 2: I did. He didn't steal the lunch, Lee? He did not.
[9:02] Speaker 1: Because it was too warm.
[9:03] Speaker 2: He stole my donut shop coffee. Which is my favorite thing.
[9:07] Speaker 2: 36 count from Amazon. My 36 count of donut shop coffee.
[9:11] Speaker 2: I have no coffee in my home right now. Donut
[9:14] Speaker 2: Shop Coffee reached out. Shout out to Donut Shop Coffee
[9:18] Speaker 2: and their social media team who saw that I was
[9:19] Speaker 2: robbed and sent me a big supply. That was really cool.
[9:23] Speaker 2: And also vote Nathan Hockman for DA of Los Angeles.
[9:28] Speaker 3: Why?
[9:29] Speaker 2: Gascon, not to get political because you know I don't
[9:31] Speaker 2: do it very often. That man has ruined the city.
[9:34] Speaker 2: I'm not even super upset about the social experiment that
[9:39] Speaker 2: goes on on our coastlines in New York and L.A.,
[9:42] Speaker 2: I never had too much of a problem with, you know,
[9:45] Speaker 2: this sounds crazy. You can't really say you don't have
[9:47] Speaker 2: a problem with homeless people. But, like, the idea that
[9:49] Speaker 2: they're going to, like, push around a shopping cart and,
[9:51] Speaker 2: you know, have, like, weird stuff in it and people
[9:55] Speaker 2: are going to be smoking meth and they are doing it.
[9:57] Speaker 2: That doesn't bother you. I mean, it's correct. And also,
[10:00] Speaker 2: how do you solve that issue? That's an issue that's
[10:03] Speaker 2: going to take some massaging, right? Bobby Kennedy or someone's
[10:05] Speaker 2: going to have to fix this thing, right? The issue
[10:08] Speaker 2: is that in L.A., crime has been... decrimed and that
[10:13] Speaker 2: goes all the way up to like semi-violent crime. Like it's,
[10:16] Speaker 2: they're doing this experiment at the citizens of Los Angeles expense.
[10:20] Speaker 2: where they're just like, oh, you know what? You want
[10:22] Speaker 2: to steal from people? You want to break into houses?
[10:24] Speaker 2: You want to do all these things, possess weapons? That's fine.
[10:28] Speaker 2: That's so weird. Ridiculous. So weird. Angering and ridiculous when
[10:33] Speaker 2: I look at the people that I know and people
[10:35] Speaker 2: that are paying the highest tax rate in the country, 53%,
[10:38] Speaker 2: to be robbed and beaten and tortured by this extremely
[10:44] Speaker 2: ridiculous social strategy. So Nathan Hockman, if you're watching this,
[10:49] Speaker 2: You have my vote for DA. I would love to
[10:51] Speaker 2: return some order to the city of Los Angeles, and
[10:53] Speaker 2: if you can, I'm fucking out of there, bro.
[10:55] Speaker 3: I recognize this unfolding about three, four years ago, and
[11:00] Speaker 3: I was able to dip before it got really bad.
[11:02] Speaker 3: My question to you is, Do you think that guy
[11:05] Speaker 3: got home thinking he hit the jackpot and was like, damn,
[11:07] Speaker 3: I just got coffee pots.
[11:09] Speaker 2: It's great coffee. It's 36 count, bro. I got the
[11:13] Speaker 2: big box. Bargain. And did you see that robbery? We
[11:16] Speaker 2: can maybe even put it on the screen. He had
[11:20] Speaker 2: a getaway driver and an automatic sliding door that they
[11:23] Speaker 2: waited for it to close very slowly. It was like
[11:25] Speaker 2: a comedy scene from a movie. They waited for the
[11:27] Speaker 2: door to close all the way. He probably buckled up
[11:29] Speaker 2: in the backseat and took off with his coffee.
[11:31] Speaker 3: It is like a life goal of mine. when I'm
[11:34] Speaker 3: at your house to like catch someone trying to rob you. Well, like,
[11:40] Speaker 3: like I'll be honest, like if I open the door
[11:42] Speaker 3: and this guy's stealing one of your packages.
[11:46] Speaker 2: I would punch a hole in his face. A hundred percent. No, no, no.
[11:49] Speaker 1: But I actually mean I'd punch a hole through his face.
[11:53] Speaker 3: My question is, if you're being robbed in Los Angeles
[11:56] Speaker 3: and you do something about it, now am I the criminal?
[11:58] Speaker 2: A hundred percent. Not even kidding. So here's the deal.
[12:03] Speaker 2: If they are posing a certain risk to your body,
[12:06] Speaker 2: meaning if they come in your home, You can, you
[12:08] Speaker 2: can lay down hellfire now only 10 rounds, but you
[12:11] Speaker 2: can lay down hellfire, right? If they're in your house
[12:15] Speaker 2: facing you and they've broken through a door, but if
[12:17] Speaker 2: they're taking your coffee and you hit them, they, it
[12:21] Speaker 2: will be like when somebody gets hit in a car accident,
[12:24] Speaker 2: like my neck, my neck, they'll sue your ass. That's crazy.
[12:27] Speaker 2: It's insane, bro. You have, it's a fucked up situation.
[12:30] Speaker 2: We need better leadership there. Because the current leadership, the
[12:33] Speaker 2: current administration of Gascon and Newsom is disastrous, bro.
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[13:31] Speaker 2: Back to the show. Congratulations on your child. Thank you.
[13:33] Speaker 2: It's incredible you somehow surpassed me in age with one
[13:36] Speaker 2: simple deed. You're older than me now. Insane.
[13:39] Speaker 1: Did you see the clip of me talking about being
[13:40] Speaker 1: a dad? Five years ago, I called it.
[13:43] Speaker 2: Did you see it? Oh, yeah. You said in five years,
[13:45] Speaker 2: I'm going to have a kid. Not just that. I
[13:47] Speaker 2: don't know if I'll be married, but I'm going to
[13:49] Speaker 2: have a kid.
[13:49] Speaker 1: That's exactly.
[13:50] Speaker 3: And at age 29, I said, I want a quaint life,
[13:53] Speaker 3: beautiful woman, beautiful daughter.
[13:54] Speaker 2: I want a family. And guess what you said in
[13:58] Speaker 2: the clip? It's not going to happen. You said, I
[13:59] Speaker 2: just don't see it. You said, I don't see it. Well,
[14:01] Speaker 2: I don't see any. I have no vision. Like, I
[14:04] Speaker 2: can see physically, but I don't strategize. Like, you have
[14:08] Speaker 2: no idea. If I told you what I did over
[14:09] Speaker 2: the past week, you wouldn't believe it. Tell me. It
[14:12] Speaker 2: would be quick, because I want to hear about the
[14:13] Speaker 2: damn kid.
[14:14] Speaker 1: All right.
[14:15] Speaker 2: But I can't make a really quick one.
[14:17] Speaker 3: Okay.
[14:17] Speaker 2: I went to Singapore, went to the Hawkers, to the
[14:19] Speaker 2: cheapest Michelin-rated restaurant in Singapore. I got $ 6 for a
[14:23] Speaker 2: Michelin-rated restaurant. I did a karate combat. I flew back
[14:26] Speaker 2: to Los Angeles. I launched a Represent 10K collab at
[14:28] Speaker 2: a burger chain. Then I flew to Philly yesterday and
[14:31] Speaker 2: did a drug reform roundtable with... Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
[14:36] Speaker 2: and others, and then I came here to do this show,
[14:39] Speaker 2: and then, yeah.
[14:40] Speaker 1: Oh, you're crushing it.
[14:40] Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, and I started shooting a documentary. No, bro,
[14:43] Speaker 2: come on. You're crushing it.
[14:44] Speaker 1: For someone who doesn't move a lot, you're moving.
[14:47] Speaker 2: Just the left leg. Go ahead, baby. Okay, Michael.
[14:52] Speaker 3: I am not sure if I'm my best self at
[14:54] Speaker 3: the moment, because I'm pretty tired, which is why I'm
[14:58] Speaker 3: drinking this.
[15:00] Speaker 2: Zoom in. Just make it end.
[15:01] Speaker 3: Dream prime energy, which is 18 plus. No, but everyone
[15:08] Speaker 3: told me about being tired. And I thought back to
[15:11] Speaker 3: my early vlog days, daily vlogs, early 20s. Dude, I'd
[15:15] Speaker 3: sleep four to six hours a night every night for
[15:18] Speaker 3: a year straight, and I was fine. i can't really
[15:22] Speaker 3: move like that at 29 man i need my sleep
[15:25] Speaker 3: yeah i need my sleep and um yeah my my
[15:28] Speaker 3: baby my beautiful baby girl esme is a night owl
[15:32] Speaker 3: who um we're still figuring out because she's still figuring
[15:35] Speaker 3: out everything like you you like logic doesn't apply to
[15:41] Speaker 3: a baby you can't.
[15:41] Speaker 1: Be like what do you mean it's 2 a.m like
[15:43] Speaker 1: go to.
[15:43] Speaker 3: Sleep you've been up for three hours and we tried
[15:45] Speaker 3: everything doesn't matter she's She wants to fuss.
[15:48] Speaker 2: She's going to fuss. I mean, at what age does
[15:51] Speaker 2: any semblance of consciousness even begin?
[15:53] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[15:54] Speaker 2: What does she know about the world right now? Imagine
[15:57] Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I think she has gas, right? I'm
[16:00] Speaker 2: sure that's one of the things, right? Okay, just blow
[16:02] Speaker 2: a tooth. She doesn't even know that she's a human.
[16:06] Speaker 2: She doesn't even know that she exists. Does that make sense?
[16:08] Speaker 1: The only thing she knows is I'm hungry.
[16:12] Speaker 2: I'm hungry.
[16:13] Speaker 1: That's all.
[16:14] Speaker 3: And when she's in pain, she wails. And the gas
[16:18] Speaker 3: thing is interesting. I can, dude, I mean, I guess
[16:20] Speaker 3: this is the podcast, but I could do a full
[16:22] Speaker 3: deep dive on the birth, parenthood, the responsibility and hardship
[16:27] Speaker 3: of the mother from the beginning of the pregnancy. Like, man,
[16:30] Speaker 3: people do not talk about how hard it is for
[16:34] Speaker 3: women during pregnancy.
[16:36] Speaker 2: Not even just during. During, after pregnancy. I'm sure somebody
[16:43] Speaker 2: talks about that. Because they're clearly not talking about how
[16:46] Speaker 2: hard it is for the man. You don't have to
[16:49] Speaker 2: do shit. You just have to keep pissing people off
[16:51] Speaker 2: with snacks.
[16:52] Speaker 3: I'm doing stuff now besides the snack pissing off. Because
[16:58] Speaker 3: I see Nina breaking her back for 10 months, making
[17:02] Speaker 3: sure this baby is the healthiest child that could possibly be.
[17:06] Speaker 1: Like, bro, I'm traveling the world. I'm drinking.
[17:09] Speaker 2: I'm partying. I'm not, you know, I'm living my life.
[17:12] Speaker 1: My life hasn't been altered.
[17:13] Speaker 3: She has devoted every second of her life for 10
[17:17] Speaker 3: months to this being.
[17:17] Speaker 1: And now that it's here, it's not over. Welcome to
[17:20] Speaker 1: the fourth trimester, the hardest trimester.
[17:23] Speaker 2: Life. Yeah.
[17:24] Speaker 3: Where now her body is still owed to this baby
[17:27] Speaker 3: and that she has to feed the baby.
[17:29] Speaker 1: We obviously take care of it.
[17:31] Speaker 3: And everyone told me, Before I had this baby, they're like,
[17:37] Speaker 3: this is going to be the best thing that's ever
[17:39] Speaker 3: happened to you.
[17:40] Speaker 1: You think you've had a life, but it really starts now.
[17:44] Speaker 3: It's the most like, like, you know, these superlatives that
[17:46] Speaker 3: I was like, I like, I hear.
[17:49] Speaker 2: Your whole life's going to change in an instant. Yeah.
[17:51] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[17:52] Speaker 1: But like, you know, you know, I was the United
[17:54] Speaker 1: States champion. So like.
[17:55] Speaker 3: Was, you know, that's a fucking joke, a shitty joke. But, um,
[18:02] Speaker 3: but you, you don't understand it until it happens. And
[18:06] Speaker 3: as someone who lives in the realm of like possibility
[18:10] Speaker 3: and I visualize, I manifest, I was trying to like,
[18:14] Speaker 3: really like let that feeling sink in when people told me,
[18:17] Speaker 3: cause everybody was saying the same thing for the first time,
[18:20] Speaker 3: everyone's saying the same thing.
[18:21] Speaker 1: It's the greatest thing you'll ever do. And I'm literally like.
[18:27] Speaker 2: Damn, I've done some cool stuff.
[18:30] Speaker 3: But this is so hard to imagine, Mikey, within four
[18:34] Speaker 3: minutes of this child being born. And I looked her
[18:37] Speaker 3: in the eyes and saw, I'm not gonna keep you
[18:41] Speaker 3: together here, but just saw how precious she was and
[18:45] Speaker 3: how much she's relying on me and her mother who
[18:49] Speaker 3: is sacrificing her life to make sure that everything goes
[18:51] Speaker 3: right with this baby. I felt a love, an endless,
[18:56] Speaker 3: infinite love instantaneously that I've never felt in my life.
[19:02] Speaker 3: I love two women in my life, Nina and my mom.
[19:05] Speaker 3: All of a sudden, there's a third little woman here
[19:08] Speaker 3: who instantaneously has my entire soul. She has my heart.
[19:15] Speaker 3: She's lit my being on fire and I would do
[19:18] Speaker 3: anything for her.
[19:19] Speaker 2: And so, yes, I'm sitting here.
[19:21] Speaker 1: I'm a little tired.
[19:22] Speaker 3: We haven't been sleeping much. And All of this is
[19:26] Speaker 3: new to me like it's new to her. Like, we're
[19:28] Speaker 3: talking to this baby like, you know, we're going to
[19:29] Speaker 3: figure this out.
[19:30] Speaker 1: Us too, by the way.
[19:31] Speaker 2: Because they don't tell you anything.
[19:33] Speaker 3: No one prepares you for parenthood.
[19:35] Speaker 2: Do you think it has something to do with the
[19:37] Speaker 2: fact that 21 billion people have done it already? And
[19:40] Speaker 2: they're just like, well, you'll figure it out. So, yes.
[19:43] Speaker 3: And also, that fact alone really comforts me and Nina.
[19:48] Speaker 3: because I recognize that everyone else has done it.
[19:53] Speaker 1: It can't be that hard. It fucking is.
[19:55] Speaker 3: It's extremely hard, but you figure it out and what
[19:57] Speaker 3: no one tells you is, although it is extremely hard
[19:59] Speaker 3: and it is extremely rewarding, you would do anything for
[20:03] Speaker 3: this little girl. So it's all worth it and I'll
[20:07] Speaker 3: lose as much sleep as I need to to make
[20:09] Speaker 3: sure that she's as healthy as she can be and
[20:13] Speaker 3: she gets whatever she needs from us.
[20:15] Speaker 2: How was, okay, there's a million questions I could ask.
[20:18] Speaker 2: First and foremost, was this, would you now put September
[20:25] Speaker 2: 26th at great as the greatest day of your life?
[20:30] Speaker 3: No.
[20:31] Speaker 2: And by the way, if you're serious, that's also fine.
[20:33] Speaker 1: I'm serious.
[20:34] Speaker 2: What was the greatest day of your life?
[20:35] Speaker 1: The day me and Nina got engaged.
[20:38] Speaker 2: Engaged? Engaged, yeah, yeah. Got it. Sorry. Sorry.
[20:41] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[20:42] Speaker 1: The day me and Nina got engaged.
[20:43] Speaker 2: Why is that?
[20:43] Speaker 1: Because greatest day. That's a 24 hour period.
[20:48] Speaker 3: That 24 hour period of me and Nina getting engaged
[20:51] Speaker 3: from money in the bank, flying to Lake home, adjusting
[20:54] Speaker 3: the trip, uh, um, doing the proposal, asking her dad,
[20:58] Speaker 3: all of it was, was the greatest day ever. The
[21:01] Speaker 3: moment that SMA was born by far the greatest moment
[21:05] Speaker 3: of my life.
[21:05] Speaker 2: Yep.
[21:06] Speaker 1: That, that, that moment of.
[21:08] Speaker 3: Of birth was, And by the way, that experience and
[21:11] Speaker 3: seeing it go down is so fucking beautiful.
[21:15] Speaker 2: It was, it was, I.
[21:18] Speaker 1: Mean, like, there's no, there's no words to describe the
[21:21] Speaker 1: miracle of life.
[21:22] Speaker 2: I saw it.
[21:24] Speaker 3: It's, I think it's probably the most magical things, our species,
[21:28] Speaker 3: our magical thing, our species is capable of. And so
[21:31] Speaker 3: turn my attention to Nina and our doctor was a pro, Mike.
[21:35] Speaker 3: a pro got the baby out, plopped her down on
[21:37] Speaker 3: Nina and like, Oh, I'm going to get emotional.
[21:39] Speaker 2: But like.
[21:42] Speaker 3: Watching Nina's motherhood activate, like, like in an instant, dude
[21:47] Speaker 3: was so fucking cool because it's the reason I chose
[21:50] Speaker 3: her as my fiance, because I knew she was going
[21:52] Speaker 3: to be such a good mom and fuck.
[21:55] Speaker 4: I didn't want to do that, bro.
[22:01] Speaker 2: I'm not. What an incredible moment.
[22:04] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[22:05] Speaker 2: I don't, I didn't need to get emotional. I'm just,
[22:10] Speaker 2: you know, I'm a little tired. Yeah, that happens to
[22:13] Speaker 2: me too. When I get super tired, it might, it
[22:15] Speaker 2: heightens my emotions. But it's also okay, man. Why don't
[22:17] Speaker 2: you stay over here and cry on camera? Unless, bro,
[22:19] Speaker 2: people meme it. That's fine. They're going to meme you anyways.
[22:21] Speaker 2: Everybody already hates, that's the thing about you. You can
[22:23] Speaker 2: do anything you want because no one likes you anyways.
[22:25] Speaker 3: You're right.
[22:27] Speaker 2: Thanks, Adam. Is it good? Yeah, you look good.
[22:29] Speaker 3: Okay?
[22:29] Speaker 2: Yeah. Thank you, bro. Appreciate you.
[22:32] Speaker 3: You're very welcome.
[22:33] Speaker 2: Thank you. You got to come meet this little girl.
[22:35] Speaker 2: I'm coming up, bro. Okay, cool. See you, Norman Bates
[22:38] Speaker 2: from Psycho. Bro, no. If you use a tissue, you're
[22:45] Speaker 2: going to get memed. Let me blow my nose off.
[22:48] Speaker 2: I get sniffly, bro. Oh, can we do like a...
[22:51] Speaker 2: Logan cried and then a cut? No, because I didn't...
[22:53] Speaker 2: I'm not wailing. I just like don't want to... No, yeah,
[22:56] Speaker 2: you are kind of. When you went off stage, I
[22:57] Speaker 2: saw you were crying. You need to get burped or something.
[22:59] Speaker 2: Put over someone's shoulder. You know? Yeah, dude. She's... Look,
[23:07] Speaker 2: I chose a... Kids never met an actor like this
[23:10] Speaker 2: kid before. I'll tell you that much. No, that's the thing.
[23:13] Speaker 2: I can't act to save my life. No, I saw
[23:15] Speaker 2: the thinner. The thinning, bro.
[23:18] Speaker 1: It's about my hair.
[23:19] Speaker 2: Dude, you and I both, buddy. I'm going to need
[23:22] Speaker 2: to go back to Turkey.
[23:23] Speaker 3: So yeah, dude, I chose the perfect partner. And maybe
[23:29] Speaker 3: I'm a little biased. She's the greatest thing on the planet.
[23:32] Speaker 3: She's the greatest thing on the planet. Esme Agdal-Paul, beautiful
[23:37] Speaker 3: little baby.
[23:38] Speaker 1: I miss her already.
[23:39] Speaker 2: How many syllables is the name? Two. Esme. Because you
[23:44] Speaker 2: remember the obvious massive fight over Sloan Vine. Sloan Vine.
[23:50] Speaker 2: So it's an– Your niece. Because, yes, because the length
[23:53] Speaker 2: of the name is equal. It's actually shorter. Crazy. Crazy
[23:57] Speaker 2: how words sound in syllables. But you're still not going
[23:59] Speaker 2: to fall back on the Sloan Vine violence. So what
[24:02] Speaker 2: do you mean?
[24:03] Speaker 1: I love the name Sloan now.
[24:05] Speaker 3: You also had the name Lily. Dude, dude, that was
[24:09] Speaker 3: going to be the first name. We didn't know her
[24:11] Speaker 3: name until she came out. We needed to catch her
[24:14] Speaker 3: vibe with this little baby. And Lily was choice number
[24:18] Speaker 3: one because we both have grandma lilies. It has a
[24:21] Speaker 3: lot of sentimental value.
[24:23] Speaker 2: It means purity. That's what it means. So you went
[24:26] Speaker 2: with Esme, which is a French name. Soft S. Esme.
[24:31] Speaker 2: Not so much for what it means.
[24:33] Speaker 1: It does mean beloved. It's an old French participle.
[24:38] Speaker 2: Esme? Esmeralda.
[24:40] Speaker 1: No, not Esmeralda.
[24:41] Speaker 2: Just Esme. I'm sorry. It's short for Esmeralda. That's as
[24:45] Speaker 2: long as far as I'm concerned. You brought back a...
[24:47] Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if you named your next daughter Gertrude. Yeah.
[24:52] Speaker 1: I prefer Tabitha.
[24:53] Speaker 2: Tabitha. What are some other ones in that space? Hey,
[24:59] Speaker 2: let's do some men's ones. You should name your first son, Winston.
[25:03] Speaker 2: Oh my God. That's amazing. Dude.
[25:06] Speaker 1: Old names need to come back.
[25:07] Speaker 2: What are, what are some other Linda? Linda's like, no,
[25:11] Speaker 2: but maybe in 2024. No, but Linda's like sixties America. Yeah.
[25:15] Speaker 2: There's Gertrude. Gertrude is like twenties. Okay. Like, like what
[25:20] Speaker 2: are some, what are some other Jane names?
[25:23] Speaker 1: Agnes.
[25:24] Speaker 3: Agnes.
[25:25] Speaker 2: Agnes is number one. Like, if we were playing family
[25:28] Speaker 2: name feud right now, you would have got the top ding. Agnes.
[25:32] Speaker 2: And the crowd would have gone crazy and then they
[25:33] Speaker 2: would have thought it was you and booed. But, Gertrude, Agnes, Tabitha.
[25:40] Speaker 1: Wait, I have, I actually have notes here because, because.
[25:45] Speaker 2: Notes on what? Just all of this.
[25:46] Speaker 3: Cause, cause I don't, again, I don't think, I don't
[25:49] Speaker 3: think the conversations had enough about the process of giving birth. Like,
[25:53] Speaker 3: The hardship on Nina, both physically and mentally, especially during
[25:57] Speaker 3: the labor. And she had a really solid labor. It
[25:59] Speaker 3: was in total 12 hours, which isn't that bad at all.
[26:02] Speaker 3: But I don't know if this is too much information.
[26:05] Speaker 1: I'll have to run this by her. But she had
[26:08] Speaker 1: to get induced.
[26:09] Speaker 2: Yep. Which is pretty normal.
[26:12] Speaker 1: It's not abnormal.
[26:13] Speaker 2: Unless you're a, what's it called? A natural birther. You
[26:17] Speaker 2: want to blow up a swimming pool in your living
[26:19] Speaker 2: room and pop the baby out there with a fucking
[26:21] Speaker 2: piece of wood sitting under you or something like that. Yeah,
[26:24] Speaker 2: but that's hard. But you're not that.
[26:25] Speaker 1: Well, we couldn't be because the baby wouldn't allow it.
[26:29] Speaker 2: No, I get it. But also like, hey, man, it's 2020. 24,
[26:34] Speaker 2: like take advantage of the modern science. Yeah.
[26:37] Speaker 1: But I, I, I'll be honest. I can totally see
[26:39] Speaker 1: why someone would want to have a home birth.
[26:41] Speaker 3: It's that dude hospitals are, and we went to a
[26:43] Speaker 3: really good hospital with really good staff, but it's like, they're,
[26:46] Speaker 3: you know, it's a hospital.
[26:47] Speaker 2: It's sterile. It's very sterile.
[26:48] Speaker 1: It's very sterile.
[26:49] Speaker 2: Uninviting.
[26:50] Speaker 3: Exactly. I, I brought string lights, Polaroids that I clipped up.
[26:54] Speaker 3: I had music playing. Um, um, I brought a blow
[26:57] Speaker 3: up mattress. Like I, I salt lamp. I turned the
[27:00] Speaker 3: hospital room into a vibe and thank God. Because when
[27:03] Speaker 3: we got there, Nina was not incredibly happy that she
[27:08] Speaker 3: had to get induced.
[27:10] Speaker 1: It's a bit of a thing, man. It's kind of invasive.
[27:12] Speaker 3: And apparently the contractions from an induction are like a
[27:16] Speaker 3: whole other beast. What you know about Pitocin, motherfucker?
[27:20] Speaker 1: No, you don't.
[27:21] Speaker 2: I don't know anything about.
[27:23] Speaker 1: You know about oxytocin because you're an addict.
[27:25] Speaker 2: I know about oxycontin. But also, just so you're aware,
[27:29] Speaker 2: while you were doing all this, I was screaming at
[27:32] Speaker 2: a television hoping that my parlay bet hit on prize picks.
[27:36] Speaker 2: You have to understand how very different our lives are.
[27:39] Speaker 3: They were in conjunction until this, Mike.
[27:43] Speaker 2: No, they weren't. Wait, you know that swaddle? Was he
[27:47] Speaker 2: the wide receiver? Is he the wide receiver for the Dolphins?
[27:49] Speaker 2: Or no, it's Tottle. No, what's the wide receiver's name
[27:52] Speaker 2: on the Dolphins? Yeah, I was betting for him. I
[27:53] Speaker 2: had him on my six leg last night, and he fucking,
[27:56] Speaker 2: he meant Waddle. Waddle. Swaddle. No, no, no, no, no.
[28:00] Speaker 2: I'm talking about Swaddle. Do you know what a Swaddle is?
[28:02] Speaker 2: I don't know where he plays. Okay. Is he tight end?
[28:05] Speaker 3: No.
[28:07] Speaker 2: He's not on any of my parlays this week. Mikey,
[28:09] Speaker 2: I didn't know what a Swaddle, I didn't know what
[28:12] Speaker 2: any of this stuff was. Swaddle, Maconium. Pitocin? Oh, draconian? No.
[28:19] Speaker 2: That's a political term. Yeah, I don't know about any
[28:22] Speaker 2: of that stuff, bro. I have no emotional intelligence, okay?
[28:24] Speaker 2: I'm doing every... Some of it is. Because in order
[28:27] Speaker 2: to get to the baby, you had to allow love
[28:30] Speaker 2: into your life and be loving. I'm still working on
[28:33] Speaker 2: having access to that stuff through therapy, okay? But right now,
[28:36] Speaker 2: I do love to gamble, okay? And I love... food
[28:40] Speaker 2: yeah and i've been thinking about getting on ozempic we
[28:42] Speaker 2: can get on that whoa you should well it just
[28:45] Speaker 2: says more of an experiment i don't consider myself fat
[28:47] Speaker 2: i could.
[28:47] Speaker 3: Try not eating it i think it would work but
[28:49] Speaker 3: you're not fat i'm not fat but i'm shaped.
[28:52] Speaker 2: Remember that one kid said he what is he looks
[28:55] Speaker 2: like lasagna do you remember that do you remember that
[28:58] Speaker 2: is that what he said lasagna like human lasagna i
[29:01] Speaker 2: don't know bro i've been working on my posture that's
[29:05] Speaker 2: good That's good. But all this to say, bro, like, yes, dude. Like, no,
[29:10] Speaker 2: I'm nowhere near watching a woman fucking SpaceX a child
[29:14] Speaker 2: out of her vagina. You know what I'm saying? If
[29:16] Speaker 2: only we're that smooth, though. That's the thing. You know,
[29:18] Speaker 2: they say SpaceX isn't always smooth either. They have some problems.
[29:22] Speaker 2: Do they? I feel like they have a pretty good...
[29:23] Speaker 2: He has trouble landing those fuckers. No, I think... Well,
[29:25] Speaker 2: they've gotten better.
[29:26] Speaker 1: I think Elon's hit rate with the landing is pretty good.
[29:29] Speaker 1: China's not bad, though.
[29:30] Speaker 3: They just had a rocket explode when they tried to self-land.
[29:34] Speaker 2: Oh, they fuck everything up.
[29:35] Speaker 1: Yeah, but you'd think China would be ahead of.
[29:37] Speaker 2: No, it was made for $ 2. 50 for China. laborers it
[29:41] Speaker 2: took fucking did 6200 children work around the clock to
[29:44] Speaker 2: build a fucking icbf that crashed into the fucking the
[29:49] Speaker 2: red sea or whatever what's over.
[29:51] Speaker 3: There i don't know the beijing straight what's the straight
[29:54] Speaker 3: beijing straight between there and taiwan the uh the Golf
[29:58] Speaker 3: of Mexico.
[29:59] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is. Arriba. Okay, sorry. What were
[30:02] Speaker 2: you saying about vaginas? No, Pitocin. Okay.
[30:04] Speaker 1: Okay, so these contractions, I bet you don't know what
[30:07] Speaker 1: that is either.
[30:07] Speaker 2: I do know what that means. It's the time in
[30:11] Speaker 2: between something. Opposite. It's something that there's time in between.
[30:15] Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. So the contractions will get closer together and
[30:18] Speaker 1: more intense.
[30:19] Speaker 2: As it's about to burn.
[30:20] Speaker 1: Closer to the labor, but it takes a while.
[30:22] Speaker 3: And apparently Pitocin contractions, when you are induced- are like
[30:28] Speaker 3: a whole different beast of pain. And Nina was convinced
[30:30] Speaker 3: she's going to do it without an epidural. Do I
[30:33] Speaker 3: need to explain that?
[30:34] Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do it.
[30:35] Speaker 3: An epidural is like essentially getting a spinal tap. I
[30:38] Speaker 3: know because I watched it. The doctors told me, don't
[30:41] Speaker 3: watch it. Guys say they're cool and they can pass out.
[30:45] Speaker 3: And I go, I'm not going to pass out.
[30:46] Speaker 1: They go, no, really. Like, you shouldn't watch this.
[30:49] Speaker 2: You would be the dude that passes out.
[30:50] Speaker 3: Well, that's what I said. I said, I don't, I said,
[30:53] Speaker 3: I go, I'm not going to pass out. And then
[30:55] Speaker 3: I was like, I feel like I probably could pass out.
[30:59] Speaker 2: I could see them with like smelling salts, like fanning
[31:01] Speaker 2: your face while she's doing this crazy thing. And all
[31:04] Speaker 2: you did was have to watch. Yeah.
[31:05] Speaker 3: They said they go, they go, please don't watch. Cause
[31:07] Speaker 3: if you pass out now we have two patients. So anyways,
[31:10] Speaker 3: essentially a spinal tap. They take a needle this fucking
[31:13] Speaker 3: big and jam it in my fiance's lower spine.
[31:16] Speaker 1: And then like go like this with it. And then,
[31:18] Speaker 1: then just load her up.
[31:19] Speaker 3: With fluids that essentially pass, paralyzes her from the waist
[31:23] Speaker 3: down so she can't feel the contractions. And by the way,
[31:26] Speaker 3: thank God. Thank God for modern medicine because she really
[31:29] Speaker 3: didn't want to get induced. Plan out the window, had
[31:32] Speaker 3: to get induced because the baby was too big. And
[31:34] Speaker 3: she's on week 40. She's ready to go.
[31:36] Speaker 1: And she also did not want to do an epidural.
[31:40] Speaker 2: Wait, what was the weight? Because it wasn't even that
[31:41] Speaker 2: big of a baby, was it? Like 8'5 or something?
[31:45] Speaker 2: 8 pounds.
[31:45] Speaker 1: She was supposed to be 8 pounds, 10 ounces, which
[31:48] Speaker 1: is a relatively big baby. It's getting there. But she
[31:49] Speaker 1: came out much lighter. Like the calculations were off.
[31:52] Speaker 2: I don't know.
[31:52] Speaker 1: But regardless, she got caught.
[31:54] Speaker 2: You were probably a 10-pounder. I was a big-ass baby, bro.
[31:57] Speaker 1: That doesn't surprise me.
[31:58] Speaker 2: Hey, Big Mike. Hey, Big Baby Mike.
[32:00] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[32:01] Speaker 2: So anyways, epidural. Thank God.
[32:03] Speaker 1: Nina tried to do these contractions for about three hours.
[32:08] Speaker 1: It's 4 a.m. and she goes, babe, I'm hallucinating. I'm like,
[32:12] Speaker 1: what do you mean? She goes, I'm seeing dogs in
[32:15] Speaker 1: this room.
[32:16] Speaker 2: Like Haiti.
[32:16] Speaker 1: The Haitians with the dogs.
[32:24] Speaker 2: Fire so having a baby makes you hallucinate.
[32:26] Speaker 3: No not getting the epidural on pitocin contractions could make
[32:31] Speaker 3: the pain so unbearable your body starts to release dmt
[32:34] Speaker 3: in the brain to make you hallucinate to try to
[32:36] Speaker 3: bear the pain she goes i'm getting fuck this i'm
[32:39] Speaker 3: getting an epidural i was like thank god why'd you
[32:41] Speaker 3: wait this long use modern medicine epidural bro changed the
[32:45] Speaker 3: entire experience she called it fun at the end she
[32:49] Speaker 3: said that was fun i said what the Yeah, because
[32:53] Speaker 3: she thought she was in space for that period of time.
[32:57] Speaker 2: She thought she was fooling around at the International Space Station.
[32:59] Speaker 1: Yeah, she did. She absolutely crushed it, though. And learning
[33:05] Speaker 1: all of this stuff.
[33:05] Speaker 3: And by the way, now that the baby's here, doctor goes,
[33:08] Speaker 3: here's a swaddle. It's like you take a piece of
[33:10] Speaker 3: cloth and wrap the baby up so she doesn't move
[33:13] Speaker 3: around at night. This is how you change a diaper.
[33:17] Speaker 3: I don't know how to fucking change a diaper. Dude,
[33:18] Speaker 3: you got to make sure you put that diaper rash
[33:21] Speaker 3: stuff on.
[33:22] Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
[33:22] Speaker 3: Petroleum jelly. And also, I'll say this. This will surprise
[33:27] Speaker 3: the boys. I'm on diaper duty. I've been allocated diaper duty.
[33:32] Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me at all. Why? I hate poop.
[33:34] Speaker 1: I hate disgusting things.
[33:36] Speaker 2: I'll be honest.
[33:36] Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
[33:37] Speaker 3: Until you see this little child and you realize I
[33:41] Speaker 3: love you so much. I'll literally do anything for you,
[33:44] Speaker 3: including this, with pleasure.
[33:46] Speaker 2: Little lady.
[33:47] Speaker 1: And so I love it now.
[33:48] Speaker 3: I'm on diaper dad duty and I got a message
[33:50] Speaker 3: for all the dads out there that are unwilling to
[33:52] Speaker 3: change diapers.
[33:53] Speaker 1: You're a fucking pussy. Show up for your kids. Help
[33:56] Speaker 1: your wife out.
[33:57] Speaker 2: Seriously. It's not that bad. I hope the diaper dads
[33:59] Speaker 2: beat you up. Let me tell you something.
[34:00] Speaker 1: No one's beating me up, bro. Except maybe LA Knight.
[34:02] Speaker 2: I think Bradley can do it. I'm coming back.
[34:05] Speaker 1: What did you just say?
[34:06] Speaker 2: I think Bradley can do it if you give him
[34:07] Speaker 2: another chance. Anytime. Any day. I just went on his
[34:09] Speaker 2: show to finally unpack it all.
[34:11] Speaker 1: How'd it go?
[34:12] Speaker 2: Wait, hold on. Before we get there, because I want
[34:13] Speaker 2: to get there. I was going to ask you if
[34:14] Speaker 2: the birth had any... any sentimental or directional changes on
[34:21] Speaker 2: your thoughts on mortality. For sure. Wow.
[34:23] Speaker 3: It's clear to me that this is not a next chapter.
[34:27] Speaker 3: This is an entirely new book. This is an entire...
[34:31] Speaker 3: Book closed. New life begins. And I can feel already
[34:37] Speaker 3: with the birth of this baby, time's going to fly, man.
[34:41] Speaker 3: She's going to be my age way quicker than I
[34:44] Speaker 3: realize it. And I'm going to be What, 58?
[34:46] Speaker 2: 64? 75?
[34:48] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[34:50] Speaker 2: How old does that make me at that point? Probably
[34:52] Speaker 2: not even, I mean.
[34:53] Speaker 3: 74.
[34:53] Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I'm locked in. Yeah. I'm
[34:57] Speaker 2: locked in. Okay. My grandmother was 94. Oh my God.
[35:00] Speaker 2: My grandfather was 94. No way. Yes. I'm locked in.
[35:05] Speaker 2: That's just on my mom's side. My dad's side didn't
[35:07] Speaker 2: fare so well.
[35:09] Speaker 3: Hope you got your mom's jeans. That's another thing. Thank
[35:12] Speaker 3: God this baby has Nina's jeans.
[35:14] Speaker 2: Most of them. All the good ones.
[35:16] Speaker 1: I was really nervous about this.
[35:18] Speaker 3: Like, okay, we're talking about birthing a little baby girl.
[35:21] Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right.
[35:24] Speaker 3: I would much rather prefer she comes out with that
[35:27] Speaker 3: Scandinavian olive skin.
[35:29] Speaker 1: Nina's thick, long hair.
[35:31] Speaker 2: Luscious locks.
[35:32] Speaker 1: Luscious locks. You know, me, I'm thinning.
[35:35] Speaker 2: I'm pale.
[35:37] Speaker 3: I feel like I would feel bad for her. Sure enough, man,
[35:40] Speaker 3: this baby comes out with all the best parts of Nina.
[35:43] Speaker 3: and she has my eyes and really long lashes as well.
[35:46] Speaker 3: She's just such a cute little creature. It's almost like
[35:50] Speaker 3: you can't even believe she's real.
[35:51] Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you save that shit for Call Her Daddy, dude? Okay,
[35:53] Speaker 2: you sent a bunch of Prime to North Carolina to
[35:57] Speaker 2: help as a relief for this awful hurricane, Helene. Is
[36:01] Speaker 2: that how you pronounce it? Helene, right? I don't watch
[36:03] Speaker 2: any news anymore, but I just know it's been absolutely terrible.
[36:06] Speaker 2: People are displaced, people are missing, people are dead. And
[36:09] Speaker 2: I saw that you sent that stuff over. On Twitter.
[36:12] Speaker 2: And one of the comments was, this was all just
[36:14] Speaker 2: pulled off shelves for PFAs last week in every grocery. Like,
[36:20] Speaker 2: not only is that not true. I know. It wasn't
[36:23] Speaker 2: pulled off shelves.
[36:24] Speaker 3: We don't have forever chemicals in our drink.
[36:29] Speaker 2: It's just.
[36:30] Speaker 3: The lawsuit was frivolous. The plaintiff is full of shit.
[36:34] Speaker 3: It's getting, it got dismissed. I don't like it irks
[36:38] Speaker 3: me to my core. The amount of misinformation. It's life
[36:42] Speaker 3: in the new era. It's life on X and on TikTok.
[36:45] Speaker 3: I had this conversation.
[36:46] Speaker 2: We can go to Bradley Martin now because I had
[36:48] Speaker 2: this conversation on his show the other day. You almost
[36:52] Speaker 2: just have to work around it. The idea that there is.
[36:55] Speaker 1: Not if you're me.
[36:56] Speaker 2: No, no, no. I hear you and you can call
[36:57] Speaker 2: it out, but your call out and your settlements in
[36:59] Speaker 2: court will get one one hundredth of the press. And
[37:02] Speaker 2: that's the issue.
[37:03] Speaker 3: So how much anyone's going to report on the caffeine lawsuit?
[37:06] Speaker 2: Prime is too much caffeine. See you in court. Class
[37:08] Speaker 2: action dismissed. Do you think anyone's going to report on that? No,
[37:12] Speaker 2: I hear you. But like trying to battle it online.
[37:16] Speaker 2: I don't believe anything I hear anymore. Like I go online,
[37:19] Speaker 2: you know, remember how they said X was and all
[37:21] Speaker 2: these social media channels were going to replace the mainstream
[37:23] Speaker 2: news and the mainstream news are liars that are that
[37:27] Speaker 2: are corporate greed and aligned with companies. Now you have
[37:32] Speaker 2: click baiting X users who are getting paid to do
[37:35] Speaker 2: the same shit and worse and worse because I'll tell
[37:37] Speaker 2: you this. I'm ready to say I've said this a
[37:40] Speaker 2: million times. There is at least some level of journalistic
[37:44] Speaker 2: responsibility and some level of oversight there. Bro, you go
[37:47] Speaker 2: on X, the shit's insane. It is completely and utterly
[37:53] Speaker 2: just unhinged. It is a shithole. A shithole full of falsehood, untruths.
[37:59] Speaker 3: Defamatory statements, no one being held accountable because they have
[38:03] Speaker 3: anonymous accounts, a platform that is supposed to have an
[38:06] Speaker 3: entity that regulates truth, community notes, lies.
[38:10] Speaker 1: Is that not?
[38:10] Speaker 2: I've been seeing your battles. That's so funny because it's
[38:13] Speaker 2: one of my, the only things I actually like about
[38:15] Speaker 2: the platform that he at least is trying to do
[38:17] Speaker 2: with the community notes. You get smoked.
[38:19] Speaker 1: Well, because bro, you think about it. You have a
[38:21] Speaker 1: community of people, humans.
[38:25] Speaker 2: Right.
[38:25] Speaker 3: And who are the type of people you think sign
[38:27] Speaker 3: up to Put notes on people. People that in real
[38:30] Speaker 3: life have no power.
[38:31] Speaker 1: But on Twitter, they can put what they want on
[38:33] Speaker 1: their notes.
[38:33] Speaker 3: And as long as it gets enough upvotes by enough
[38:36] Speaker 3: people who hate Logan Paul, whether it's true or not,
[38:38] Speaker 3: it's deemed as truth.
[38:39] Speaker 1: And, like, people don't see that in community notes. Fucking,
[38:42] Speaker 1: they smoke me, bro. And I have a real problem.
[38:44] Speaker 3: Like, dude, if I ever get to talk to Elon,
[38:46] Speaker 3: the one thing I'm going to say to him is
[38:48] Speaker 3: the community notes issue.
[38:49] Speaker 1: It's a major issue.
[38:50] Speaker 2: It's not the only. Bro, if. It's not the only.
[38:52] Speaker 2: Take the community notes out of it, dude. Let me
[38:54] Speaker 2: tell you two people who have had huge comebacks on
[38:56] Speaker 2: X over the past year. Hitler's number one. Oh, my God.
[39:02] Speaker 2: Hitler has made a massive comeback on X. Oh, my God.
[39:06] Speaker 2: He is being elevated. He's being called a statesman. Insane.
[39:11] Speaker 2: A promoter of nationalist beliefs that will keep the country together.
[39:15] Speaker 2: I'm seeing this happen in real life. People are actively
[39:19] Speaker 2: rewriting history in real life. And there are obviously the
[39:26] Speaker 2: dumbest of Americans and people out there are buying it,
[39:29] Speaker 2: but also Canadians. Kids are reading this stuff and saying like, oh,
[39:35] Speaker 2: there were wooden doors. There weren't even any gas chambers.
[39:38] Speaker 2: There were swimming pools at Auschwitz. No, because they're falling
[39:40] Speaker 2: for the propaganda.
[39:41] Speaker 3: The same thing Hitler said back then.
[39:43] Speaker 1: Because AI is translating it into English. Now they can
[39:46] Speaker 1: understand what Hitler was saying in English.
[39:48] Speaker 2: But guess what? It's translating the things that he said
[39:51] Speaker 2: that weren't bad. Intangible. He gave speeches on a myriad
[39:55] Speaker 2: of topics, bro. But guess what he also did? Killed
[39:59] Speaker 2: millions of fucking people, bro. Okay. So like, I don't
[40:03] Speaker 2: care how much that, like for me, I know the truth,
[40:07] Speaker 2: but it's just, it's, it's scary to watch and painful
[40:11] Speaker 2: to imagine where it's going to go.
[40:12] Speaker 3: Especially cause like, unfortunately, most humans are not in a
[40:16] Speaker 3: spot where they can discern the truth. People are idiots,
[40:21] Speaker 3: and they don't even know that. They're so stupid, they
[40:23] Speaker 3: don't even know they're stupid. So you see a headline,
[40:26] Speaker 3: and it's not, hmm, does that sound like it could
[40:29] Speaker 3: be true? It's, that must be true.
[40:31] Speaker 2: It's on X. Everyone's an expert.
[40:34] Speaker 3: I had a chiropractor on Instagram say definitively that the
[40:38] Speaker 3: drink had PFAS in it.
[40:40] Speaker 1: Fucking dumbass. Fucking dumbass. And guess what?
[40:44] Speaker 2: Logan, I'm sorry.
[40:45] Speaker 1: Don't shoot the messenger. Shut the fuck up, stupid.
[40:48] Speaker 3: Like bro, not even the experts, the smart people, are
[40:53] Speaker 3: able to tell what's true or not because no one's
[40:55] Speaker 3: willing to do their.
[40:56] Speaker 2: Research, myself included. Fuck! I'm one of them, bro.
[40:59] Speaker 1: And here's where I'll land.
[41:05] Speaker 2: I'm confused. I'm fucking confused.
[41:08] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
[41:09] Speaker 2: What the hell is going on? What the hell is
[41:13] Speaker 2: going on?
[41:15] Speaker 4: What's true and where can I find out if it's
[41:18] Speaker 4: true or not? Does an XX chromosome make you a
[41:23] Speaker 4: female or not? That's what I was taught in school.
[41:28] Speaker 4: I was taught XX means you're a woman and XY
[41:32] Speaker 4: means you're a man. I did four or five years
[41:35] Speaker 4: of AP sciences, biology.
[41:37] Speaker 2: Is what I was taught. So what, explain it to me.
[41:42] Speaker 2: I want to be, I want to be educated.
[41:44] Speaker 3: I'm not, dude, I'm not one of those people who
[41:46] Speaker 3: sticks my stake in the ground and like this is
[41:48] Speaker 3: the hell I'm dying on.
[41:49] Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not, I'm just not.
[41:52] Speaker 3: And here I am bringing a daughter into the world thinking,
[41:55] Speaker 3: oh my gosh, there's a chance she could work her
[41:57] Speaker 3: whole life to become an Olympic sprinter.
[42:00] Speaker 2: I think she's going to be a sprinter. Her legs
[42:01] Speaker 2: move like this and she's super long.
[42:03] Speaker 3: And here I see, you know, 20 years old going
[42:05] Speaker 3: to the Olympics. She's competing for first place. And a
[42:11] Speaker 3: biological male comes in and beats her. Dude, that would
[42:14] Speaker 3: fucking break my heart.
[42:16] Speaker 1: I do not believe that is fair. And that is
[42:19] Speaker 1: a value I will stay true to.
[42:20] Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
[42:21] Speaker 3: I don't believe that's fair. No, I agree with you.
[42:24] Speaker 3: And I woke up on Twitter that morning. Everyone's saying
[42:28] Speaker 3: the same thing. Biological male beats biological female in a
[42:31] Speaker 3: boxing match. I'm like, Jesus Christ, physical violence. Not even
[42:36] Speaker 3: the swim meet with Leah Thomas just crushing everybody. Not
[42:40] Speaker 3: even the biological male playing female volleyballs, spiking the ball
[42:44] Speaker 3: so hard she's paralyzing women from the neck down.
[42:46] Speaker 2: It's safety, fuck safety. Now they're fighting. Holy shit. That's crazy.
[42:53] Speaker 2: You got it. That's why you got to come over
[42:54] Speaker 2: here and sit on the fence with me, man. No,
[42:56] Speaker 2: my tweets are way different. No offense. I don't have
[42:58] Speaker 2: to say my tweet was like this. A maybe woman
[43:01] Speaker 2: man fought a woman and maybe was a too hard
[43:04] Speaker 2: a hit, but who knows if this really happened. But
[43:06] Speaker 2: if it did happen, maybe that wasn't so good of
[43:07] Speaker 2: a thing to happen. And then when people are like,
[43:09] Speaker 2: what's the deal with this tweet? I'm like, I don't know.
[43:11] Speaker 2: Can you even read it? Who knows what it fucking says? Dude,
[43:14] Speaker 2: fence is chill.
[43:15] Speaker 1: No, I don't like the fence.
[43:17] Speaker 2: I love it, dude. Because I'll tell you why. You
[43:18] Speaker 2: can de-escalate situations from here.
[43:19] Speaker 1: No, because if you don't stand for anything, you don't
[43:20] Speaker 1: stand for nothing.
[43:21] Speaker 2: I don't stand. Have you tried sitting? It's so much better.
[43:25] Speaker 2: It's so much better. So much better. Why would I? Bro,
[43:27] Speaker 2: can I tell you why? I'll tell you why. How
[43:30] Speaker 2: far has all of your one arm up in the
[43:33] Speaker 2: air fucking attempts gotten you?
[43:35] Speaker 1: Billion dollar brand.
[43:36] Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about
[43:39] Speaker 2: that stuff. I'm not talking about lunch and upsetting snack.
[43:43] Speaker 2: What are you talking about? An offensive snack.
[43:45] Speaker 1: What do you mean how far has it gotten me?
[43:46] Speaker 1: I'm doing great.
[43:46] Speaker 2: That's not the shit I'm talking about. What are you
[43:48] Speaker 2: talking about? I'm talking about on these type of issues.
[43:51] Speaker 2: On these type of issues.
[43:52] Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? Social media is not real life.
[43:58] Speaker 2: I'll say it again. Why'd you say whoopsies? Oopsies.
[44:01] Speaker 1: Not real life.
[44:02] Speaker 2: Bradley Martin said next time he'll lock in.
[44:05] Speaker 1: Wait a second.
[44:09] Speaker 3: If there's a next time, it's going to be exponentially worse.
[44:14] Speaker 2: He said, you came in at 260 or at least 250.
[44:20] Speaker 1: And you corrected him, I'm sure.
[44:21] Speaker 2: I said, what was the weight, by the way? I was...
[44:24] Speaker 2: I said my guess was like 210. No, no. I
[44:29] Speaker 2: have a picture of it. Was it less than that? Yeah.
[44:31] Speaker 2: I think it was... No. I think it was like 203, 202.
[44:39] Speaker 1: I have a picture.
[44:41] Speaker 2: His main thing was leaning on it being a stamina
[44:46] Speaker 2: situation on his part.
[44:47] Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. You think it's going to get
[44:49] Speaker 1: better for you, stupid?
[44:50] Speaker 2: It's not a stamina thing. It's an adrenaline thing because
[44:53] Speaker 2: you couldn't handle it. Excuse me. His demeanor towards the
[44:57] Speaker 2: conversation was a little bit more professional. Yeah, that's what
[44:59] Speaker 2: happens when you get your fucking ass beat. No, excuse me.
[45:03] Speaker 2: That's what happens when your ego.
[45:04] Speaker 1: Takes a hit.
[45:05] Speaker 2: Excuse me. You get humble. It was a little bit
[45:07] Speaker 2: more of a professional conversation regarding tactics and stamina. There's
[45:12] Speaker 2: no reason for these low-ball insults. Tactics. He said... You
[45:18] Speaker 2: had clearly been abusing drugs. I know you said that.
[45:23] Speaker 1: He said, that's what happens when you get your ass beat.
[45:26] Speaker 2: 285, he said, you came in at 285. You had
[45:31] Speaker 2: a steel arm, a bionic arm like Jack's from Mortal Kombat.
[45:36] Speaker 1: Can I ask you one thing on that?
[45:38] Speaker 2: What?
[45:38] Speaker 3: Because he's right. In that regard, he's right. I do
[45:40] Speaker 3: have a titanium rod in my hand.
[45:42] Speaker 2: Was he able to tell? No, I don't think so.
[45:44] Speaker 3: Damn.
[45:45] Speaker 2: He just said he was really tired, which actually is true.
[45:48] Speaker 2: He was tired. All right. But stamina is the most
[45:50] Speaker 2: important thing. Tired Mike.
[45:51] Speaker 1: Mike, I'll let you say it. How long did that last?
[45:56] Speaker 2: No, I get what you're saying. No, answer.
[45:58] Speaker 3: 60.
[45:58] Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.
[45:59] Speaker 2: What do you think? 45 to 60. Probably 60 seconds.
[46:02] Speaker 1: That's what I would have said.
[46:04] Speaker 2: GSP told me a tired black belt is a white belt.
[46:09] Speaker 2: He's right. He said stamina is every, he said a white. Yeah.
[46:12] Speaker 1: Very wise thing to say.
[46:14] Speaker 2: Guess what? Guess what?
[46:17] Speaker 1: Nobody gets tired in 60 seconds.
[46:20] Speaker 3: You can do anything for 60 seconds. If you're a
[46:22] Speaker 3: bodybuilder like Bradley Martin, the reason he got tired is
[46:24] Speaker 3: because he was put in a stressful environment that he's
[46:26] Speaker 3: not used to mentally or physically fighting.
[46:29] Speaker 1: It's called an adrenaline dump.
[46:30] Speaker 3: His adrenaline got dumped in the first 15 seconds because
[46:32] Speaker 3: he realized he's in over his head and he's fighting
[46:34] Speaker 3: someone who's not going to get tired ever.
[46:37] Speaker 1: And if I do, I won't.
[46:40] Speaker 2: I really just want to know why he was mad
[46:42] Speaker 2: at me. Cause that's what I was stressed out about.
[46:43] Speaker 2: Cause remember he was like, I told.
[46:45] Speaker 3: You, I asked Jorge, Jorge iterated it perfectly. He said, Hey,
[46:51] Speaker 3: he really probably thought he was going to beat me.
[46:54] Speaker 3: And then if he, If on the off chance he
[46:56] Speaker 3: didn't think he was going to beat me, he didn't
[46:57] Speaker 3: think it was going to.
[46:58] Speaker 1: Be that easy, that bad.
[46:59] Speaker 2: Or that there would be content about it. I started
[47:01] Speaker 2: shooting them. That's a pretty vulnerable position for a guy.
[47:04] Speaker 1: Like, bro, I could have killed him. If we're in
[47:06] Speaker 1: the street, I'm going to kill you, motherfucker. Like, your
[47:09] Speaker 1: life is in the palm of my hand.
[47:10] Speaker 2: And I didn't. But it'll fuck with you. As a man,
[47:13] Speaker 2: it'll fuck with you. See, that's the part that I
[47:15] Speaker 2: don't get. And maybe it's because I'm not like a
[47:17] Speaker 2: combat sports athlete. But the idea that I'm going to
[47:20] Speaker 2: step up. And this is what I try to portray
[47:22] Speaker 2: in the content, which is why I didn't understand his.
[47:25] Speaker 2: his disappointment in it was that if I'm going to
[47:28] Speaker 2: step up against a trained combat sports athlete and go
[47:30] Speaker 2: for a while and then just get kind of like
[47:32] Speaker 2: tapped out in the end, I'm going to be like, bro,
[47:34] Speaker 2: if you went and played basketball against LeBron tomorrow, right?
[47:37] Speaker 2: Not that you're LeBron at combat sports. If anything, you're
[47:39] Speaker 2: like Spud Webb or fucking some fucking... some unaccomplished laughing. Yeah.
[47:46] Speaker 2: Do you know who that is? Cause I have, I
[47:48] Speaker 2: have no idea. Eight or something like that. But, but
[47:52] Speaker 2: I just mean like if you went and played against
[47:53] Speaker 2: a LeBron tomorrow and you got beat 21 to two.
[47:56] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[47:58] Speaker 2: Or 21-0 even? Would you be thinking to yourself, oh
[48:01] Speaker 2: my God, I'm so offended. My ego took such a
[48:04] Speaker 2: big hit.
[48:04] Speaker 1: You don't play fight. You don't play fighting.
[48:07] Speaker 2: No, but I get it, but it's still a sport
[48:09] Speaker 2: at the end of the day.
[48:10] Speaker 3: It's not even remotely comparable, Mike. I'm talking about a
[48:12] Speaker 3: situation where I could have killed him easily.
[48:15] Speaker 2: If you went up and fought MMA tomorrow against Jon Jones.
[48:21] Speaker 1: And he beat my ass.
[48:22] Speaker 3: And he beat the brakes off you, right?
[48:25] Speaker 2: You would be saying what the next day?
[48:28] Speaker 1: I got in the ring with Jon Jones.
[48:29] Speaker 2: Bro, that's what I'm trying to say to you. That's
[48:31] Speaker 2: the part I just don't understand about it. Because he's
[48:34] Speaker 2: not been humbled.
[48:36] Speaker 3: That's one beautiful thing about fighting, which is why the
[48:39] Speaker 3: art of pugilism is incredible. It can make a man
[48:44] Speaker 3: a much better version of himself if he's willing to
[48:47] Speaker 3: take that humility and learn from it and get in
[48:48] Speaker 3: the ring and do better.
[48:50] Speaker 1: It's done wonders for me and my brother. We've both
[48:53] Speaker 1: been humbled.
[48:53] Speaker 3: You show up one day and You have a hard
[48:56] Speaker 3: sparring session and you have to sit on the edge
[48:57] Speaker 3: of the ring like, hmm, I got some things to revisit.
[49:02] Speaker 3: But when you do, you get in there. You get
[49:03] Speaker 3: in the gym.
[49:04] Speaker 2: You revisit.
[49:05] Speaker 1: And then you make a better version of yourself.
[49:07] Speaker 3: You forge a better version of yourself with mental and
[49:11] Speaker 3: physical fortitude. And, you know, I don't know if– I
[49:14] Speaker 3: don't I don't, I don't think, I don't know much
[49:17] Speaker 3: about like Brad's personal character, but like, how, how fast
[49:20] Speaker 3: he quit made me think she doesn't have that in
[49:22] Speaker 3: him because I bet next time.
[49:25] Speaker 2: No, but stamina is the decider.
[49:26] Speaker 1: Mike, it's not stamina.
[49:27] Speaker 2: I can tell you as someone who does know Bradley
[49:29] Speaker 2: very well, he, he, the purse mental perseverance is not
[49:33] Speaker 2: something he struggles with. He's been, he's been through enough shit.
[49:36] Speaker 1: And why he quit that quick, bro.
[49:37] Speaker 2: If you're fucking going to die of not being able
[49:40] Speaker 2: to breathe air, you're going to, you have no choice.
[49:42] Speaker 2: His body was not prepared. He didn't even do anything.
[49:45] Speaker 1: Mike, He got taken down.
[49:48] Speaker 2: Yeah. You said adrenaline dump. He probably tried to put
[49:50] Speaker 2: a ton of energy into the choke.
[49:51] Speaker 1: It's not stamina is what I'm telling you. Stamina isn't the,
[49:55] Speaker 1: it shouldn't be the excuse.
[49:56] Speaker 2: The excuse should be, I am not a fighter. I'm
[49:59] Speaker 2: not a fighter. Just say it.
[50:01] Speaker 3: You're not a fight. It's not fair, Brad, which is
[50:04] Speaker 3: why I did it. Cause it's not me fighting. He
[50:06] Speaker 3: wasn't fair. I told the boys exactly what was going
[50:09] Speaker 3: to happen.
[50:09] Speaker 2: It happened.
[50:10] Speaker 1: Like if we want, if you, if you want to
[50:12] Speaker 1: do it.
[50:13] Speaker 3: Again, like get some training in. And so the stamina, like,
[50:15] Speaker 3: steroid excuse, like, stop. Go out the door. I wish
[50:20] Speaker 3: he would have left it at what he should have.
[50:24] Speaker 3: I fucking manned up. I looked fear in the face
[50:26] Speaker 3: and fist fought someone who knows how to do combat.
[50:31] Speaker 3: And it could have been good there. And he could have,
[50:35] Speaker 3: I don't know, learned from it and done something about it.
[50:38] Speaker 2: But now it's, oh, but he was on steroids and
[50:41] Speaker 2: he was 230.
[50:42] Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
[50:43] Speaker 2: Wait, hold on. We've been talking about this too long. Hello?
[50:46] Speaker 4: Where are y'all filming with Jelly at today?
[50:50] Speaker 2: This is MGK, yeah. We got MGK on the line here.
[50:53] Speaker 2: What was that? You're on the podcast. Thank you so much. Oh,
[50:56] Speaker 2: I'm on the podcast? Yeah. Speaker, Mike.
[50:58] Speaker 3: Are you filming with Jelly right now?
[51:00] Speaker 2: No. No, Jelly's on the way over here. Are you
[51:02] Speaker 2: still here? Yeah. Are you coming? Well, I don't know.
[51:07] Speaker 3: Where are y'all at?
[51:08] Speaker 2: I might go shopping instead, but where are you at?
[51:09] Speaker 2: He's in New York. I'll send you the address right now.
[51:12] Speaker 2: All right. Okay. All right, bye. Let's go. Let's go. Okay.
[51:17] Speaker 2: I'm going to allow you to select one of these
[51:20] Speaker 2: next topics. All right. Here we go. I fired my
[51:26] Speaker 2: baby nurse. I did have one.
[51:27] Speaker 1: I did the rich people thing.
[51:29] Speaker 2: Why?
[51:32] Speaker 3: I realized the idea of someone else raising my child
[51:37] Speaker 3: in any capacity is a fucking crazy thought.
[51:40] Speaker 2: What about nannies?
[51:42] Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get nannies out of pure necessity. And I'm
[51:44] Speaker 1: realizing that now.
[51:45] Speaker 2: But everyone that has the ability to do it has
[51:47] Speaker 2: a baby nurse.
[51:49] Speaker 1: And we tried. But I fired her within the first
[51:52] Speaker 1: hour because she was just so bad, Mike. She was
[51:55] Speaker 1: so bad.
[51:55] Speaker 2: Oh, it was a bad baby nurse? She was horrible. Oh, well,
[51:58] Speaker 2: that's different.
[52:00] Speaker 3: No, but worked for, bleep it, worked for all these
[52:03] Speaker 3: other people. Like, you know, a resume that we thought
[52:06] Speaker 3: was all right.
[52:06] Speaker 1: And I get in.
[52:07] Speaker 3: I arrive to the house that we're staying at right
[52:10] Speaker 3: now with– My child, exhausted from the hospital, you know,
[52:15] Speaker 3: first night just learning how to be a dad. I
[52:17] Speaker 3: sit on the couch, SMA on my chest, relaxing. I'm
[52:20] Speaker 3: in my happy, happy place. Baby nurse comes over. By
[52:24] Speaker 3: the way, barely know this woman. Interviewed her a few
[52:27] Speaker 3: times on the Zoom.
[52:27] Speaker 1: She comes over.
[52:28] Speaker 2: She goes, okay, wake the baby up. He has two feet.
[52:31] Speaker 2: She has two feet.
[52:31] Speaker 1: I go, overbearing is the word.
[52:34] Speaker 2: Helicopter baby nurse.
[52:37] Speaker 1: 30 red flags within 15 minutes.
[52:38] Speaker 3: And so I took her aside and I said, Um,
[52:42] Speaker 3: I have to just, I'm gonna be candid with you.
[52:44] Speaker 1: Cause we're, we've got to communicate. You're a roommate now.
[52:47] Speaker 1: And also like you're our baby nurse.
[52:49] Speaker 2: It sounds like something that would have happened at a
[52:52] Speaker 2: white Oak back in the day. Yeah. Remember when we
[52:53] Speaker 2: used to have to manage people? Yes.
[52:55] Speaker 1: And now it's, well, you did.
[52:56] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[52:57] Speaker 1: Now I have to, Nina's like, can you handle it?
[52:59] Speaker 1: I'm feeding my baby.
[53:00] Speaker 2: I'm exhausted.
[53:01] Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck. I gotta be, I was so bad.
[53:03] Speaker 3: I go, I go, I have to be candid with you.
[53:06] Speaker 3: So right off the rip, you're coming across. Well, she
[53:11] Speaker 3: made Nina cry because I left.
[53:13] Speaker 2: Her alone with Nina.
[53:14] Speaker 1: And this woman was, do this, do this, do this,
[53:17] Speaker 1: do this.
[53:17] Speaker 2: And it was just too much.
[53:19] Speaker 1: And Nina goes, she's like, it's just so hectic.
[53:22] Speaker 2: She's so hectic.
[53:22] Speaker 3: And I was like, you're coming across like pretty overbearing.
[53:25] Speaker 3: And I gave her some very candid feedback about her style.
[53:30] Speaker 3: And just like in general, she's way too loud.
[53:32] Speaker 2: Just like.
[53:33] Speaker 1: Trying to control everything.
[53:35] Speaker 3: And afterwards, when I realized, I didn't see my information
[53:40] Speaker 3: and my feedback being downloaded by her. I go, it's
[53:43] Speaker 3: very important to me that I know that you are
[53:45] Speaker 3: capable of downloading and receiving the feedback that I'm giving you.
[53:49] Speaker 1: And she starts laughing at me. Not at me, she
[53:52] Speaker 1: just starts laughing, cackling.
[53:56] Speaker 3: I go.
[53:58] Speaker 1: Uh, this isn't super funny. Like what, um, what are
[54:02] Speaker 1: you laughing at?
[54:03] Speaker 2: She goes, you are just so serious.
[54:05] Speaker 3: I go, are you capable of implementing the notes that
[54:11] Speaker 3: I'm giving you involving how to raise and deal.
[54:14] Speaker 2: With my child? Was this what her face looked like? Yes. Yes.
[54:17] Speaker 3: Mike, she had no idea what I was incapable of
[54:21] Speaker 3: understanding what I was saying. Didn't even know her name,
[54:25] Speaker 3: by the way. Do you understand? After I fired her,
[54:29] Speaker 3: we got our car.
[54:29] Speaker 1: We got her out of there.
[54:31] Speaker 3: She texted a thing, no hard feelings. And by the way,
[54:32] Speaker 3: I bookended it with incredible. I was like, I don't
[54:36] Speaker 3: want this to be awkward. Anything you need from us
[54:37] Speaker 3: the rest of the night. Like, literally tell us, you know,
[54:39] Speaker 3: give me a hug.
[54:40] Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
[54:41] Speaker 2: No, you hug her. I did.
[54:42] Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry if I upset you. She goes,
[54:44] Speaker 1: anything I need?
[54:45] Speaker 3: I go, yeah.
[54:46] Speaker 1: She goes, can you sign six bottles of Prime? I go, yeah.
[54:49] Speaker 2: That's actually insane.
[54:51] Speaker 1: I go, I 100% made the right decision.
[54:54] Speaker 2: Jesus, mother of God. She was a fan. Yeah.
[54:57] Speaker 1: My kids love it.
[54:58] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[54:58] Speaker 1: Grandkids. Sends a long text.
[55:01] Speaker 2: No hard feelings. Anything you need. Baby Esma. So cute.
[55:04] Speaker 2: Baby Esma. Esma.
[55:06] Speaker 1: Didn't even know my daughter's name.
[55:08] Speaker 2: Well, maybe she wasn't sure if it was the daughter.
[55:11] Speaker 2: So she was leaving the name open-ended, bro.
[55:14] Speaker 1: Two days later, me and Nina, sitting on the couch.
[55:17] Speaker 2: She's in the closet. No.
[55:19] Speaker 1: Text from her.
[55:20] Speaker 2: Esme. No, just one word. No way.
[55:25] Speaker 1: Not even the asterisk.
[55:26] Speaker 2: Unreal.
[55:27] Speaker 1: Because she realized two days after she'd.
[55:28] Speaker 3: Been calling her the wrong name, even though it was
[55:31] Speaker 3: written on the birth certificate, on a welcome Esme.
[55:35] Speaker 2: Maybe she thought she was texting Esme directly.
[55:39] Speaker 3: I think she realized she called our daughter the wrong
[55:41] Speaker 3: name and also probably why that relationship didn't work out.
[55:44] Speaker 2: All right, your choice. Costco guys, they bring the boom.
[55:48] Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know.
[55:50] Speaker 2: You can do Mudang or you can do nitrogen gas
[55:53] Speaker 2: execution in Alabama. I'll do the last one. Okay. What
[56:00] Speaker 2: the hell? Alabama executed a condemned man Thursday using nitrogen
[56:04] Speaker 2: gas in only the second instance in the United States
[56:08] Speaker 2: of the methods used, which drew criticism from some human
[56:11] Speaker 2: rights groups. What do you do? I don't have that
[56:15] Speaker 2: here in my notes. Come on, Mike. Come on. What
[56:18] Speaker 2: do you do?
[56:18] Speaker 3: Okay.
[56:19] Speaker 2: Well, those questions are fair enough, dude. So important. Well,
[56:22] Speaker 2: the question is important because what do you have to
[56:25] Speaker 2: do to be killed in an exotic format?
[56:28] Speaker 1: What's exotic?
[56:29] Speaker 2: Nitrogen gas.
[56:30] Speaker 1: How is that exotic?
[56:31] Speaker 2: It seems exotic. Why? It seems like they would say,
[56:35] Speaker 2: do you want the nitrogen gas or would you prefer
[56:38] Speaker 2: to be trampled by elephants?
[56:41] Speaker 1: I feel like nitrogen gas is probably painless, no?
[56:43] Speaker 2: That's what they say. Okay. How does it work? Let's
[56:50] Speaker 2: find out.
[56:50] Speaker 1: They're euthanizing people pretty humanely now.
[56:52] Speaker 2: Process of death by nitrogen gas involves forcing... Wow, the
[56:55] Speaker 2: way they put this is terrible. Forcing an inmate to
[56:58] Speaker 2: inhale 100% nitrogen gas. Sentenced to death in 2000 for
[57:03] Speaker 2: the 1999 killings of three men in Alabama. It's death
[57:08] Speaker 2: by nitrogen hypoxia. A controversial method critics say is tantamount
[57:14] Speaker 2: to torture. Cool.
[57:16] Speaker 1: Sounds good to me.
[57:17] Speaker 2: Fuck it. Bring back the electric chair if it's up
[57:18] Speaker 2: to me.
[57:19] Speaker 1: Murderers, fuck them.
[57:21] Speaker 2: Fuck them all. Well, I don't think that's how it works.
[57:24] Speaker 2: I don't think they're supposed to torture them. Why not?
[57:28] Speaker 2: Kill them.
[57:29] Speaker 3: Make his life hell. I wonder how those three men's
[57:31] Speaker 3: families felt. Probably tortured, huh? For the rest of their
[57:34] Speaker 3: life as well. Fuck off.
[57:38] Speaker 2: Kill them. Well... okay, well, we have the Geneva Convention
[57:44] Speaker 2: as it pertains to war. What you're saying, I hear
[57:47] Speaker 2: what you're saying. I get the sentiment. But governmental killing
[57:53] Speaker 2: and just the sentencing of death in general is a
[57:57] Speaker 2: complex topic. Is it? I think so. Because let me
[58:02] Speaker 2: ask you a question. Because then you're giving the government
[58:07] Speaker 2: or the prison system the right to go truly eye
[58:11] Speaker 2: for an eye with someone who did a really evil thing. So, so,
[58:14] Speaker 2: so I guess the question is like.
[58:16] Speaker 1: Does that start government to maintain that responsibility? That's a
[58:20] Speaker 1: fair point.
[58:20] Speaker 2: No, not even that, but like, not even that, but like,
[58:23] Speaker 2: doesn't it, does that then just make them as bad
[58:26] Speaker 2: as the person who did the deed? Do you know
[58:29] Speaker 2: what I'm saying?
[58:29] Speaker 3: Like, no, no, the, the, the, the issue and the
[58:32] Speaker 3: conversation I will be here for is like, putting that
[58:35] Speaker 3: much power in the government's hands does scare me because
[58:38] Speaker 3: they make mistakes and cannot be trusted.
[58:40] Speaker 2: They just had that big one last week with.
[58:42] Speaker 1: The guy that was, uh, like it would be a
[58:46] Speaker 1: shame to.
[58:47] Speaker 2: The guy that there was evidence that he may or
[58:49] Speaker 2: may not have actually committed the crime. And they were
[58:51] Speaker 2: asking for a stay.
[58:52] Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
[58:53] Speaker 2: Like if you're wrong, I should have his name.
[58:55] Speaker 3: Like if they're wrong, that's a damn shame in a
[58:57] Speaker 3: world where things always have black and white.
[58:59] Speaker 1: Like in that regard, I totally see. But if you're absolutely,
[59:02] Speaker 1: if you're.
[59:02] Speaker 3: On video, uh, someone or killing them like bro put
[59:07] Speaker 3: nitrogen gas up your fucking asshole That's what I would.
[59:10] Speaker 2: I think that's what they do. Sick. So so he
[59:14] Speaker 2: was he was the shaking and trembling was Miller shook
[59:18] Speaker 2: and trembled on the gurney for about two minutes with
[59:20] Speaker 2: his body at times being pulled against restraints, which had
[59:22] Speaker 2: to report the shaking and trembling was followed by about
[59:25] Speaker 2: six minutes of periodic gulping breaths. That's kind of long.
[59:31] Speaker 2: Sounds pretty fucking gruesome. No, but what I'm just saying
[59:35] Speaker 2: is like, to your point, one is like, is like,
[59:37] Speaker 2: what if the wrong type shit? It's like, it's like,
[59:40] Speaker 2: it comes down to the same thing when we waterboarded terrorists. No,
[59:44] Speaker 2: fuck them.
[59:45] Speaker 1: What do you mean?
[59:46] Speaker 2: Waterboard and more. But, okay, I'm clearly not the person
[59:50] Speaker 2: to be speaking on behalf of terrorists right now. Okay?
[59:54] Speaker 2: We need rights. Give us our terrorist rights. Well, because
[59:57] Speaker 2: I was kind of with that, too, because I was
[59:59] Speaker 2: on the East Coast during 9-11 and saw that shit
[1:00:02] Speaker 2: all unfold. So I was like, okay, fuck it. Pour
[1:00:05] Speaker 2: some water on these dudes, bro. You know what I'm saying?
[1:00:08] Speaker 2: Pour some fucking water on their heads, dude. Make them talk. Um...
[1:00:13] Speaker 2: I don't think anything. I'm just simply, I'm just simply
[1:00:16] Speaker 2: reporting for them. No, I'm simply reporting for the people
[1:00:18] Speaker 2: who have had problem with. This is a very good conversation. It's,
[1:00:26] Speaker 2: I'm not saying that we should have much more of
[1:00:27] Speaker 2: it today, but it is, it's an interesting conversation because
[1:00:30] Speaker 2: what are you willing to do to the people who,
[1:00:35] Speaker 2: who make it their life's goal to harm the people
[1:00:39] Speaker 2: of your country? And by the way, that goes for
[1:00:42] Speaker 2: domestic murderers and terrorists. Like, where does that... And what
[1:00:47] Speaker 2: we have done as a country has always been walk
[1:00:51] Speaker 2: the line. Super gray area shit. Because the Geneva Convention...
[1:00:56] Speaker 2: provided a set of laws and standards for how government
[1:01:01] Speaker 2: should conduct themselves during warfare times. Incendiary devices were outlawed.
[1:01:06] Speaker 2: You can't fire bomb a fucking town because it's going
[1:01:08] Speaker 2: to have incredible amounts of collateral damage because fire is not...
[1:01:14] Speaker 2: It doesn't choose what it's going to burn. It just burns, right?
[1:01:17] Speaker 2: So all of that stuff happened. And now you still
[1:01:19] Speaker 2: see it now where... There are actually laws from the
[1:01:23] Speaker 2: Geneva Convention that dictate what the allowable amount of collateral
[1:01:30] Speaker 2: civilian death is by way of what target was supposed... Okay,
[1:01:36] Speaker 2: so if you're trying to bomb an office building because
[1:01:40] Speaker 2: there's one senior leader in it, there's only X amount
[1:01:43] Speaker 2: of people that you can kill as a result of that.
[1:01:45] Speaker 1: Oh my God.
[1:01:46] Speaker 2: But if you're going to bomb a weapons Depot, which
[1:01:49] Speaker 2: has the ability to take out entire fucking countries, the,
[1:01:54] Speaker 2: the allowable human collateral damage as a result of that
[1:01:57] Speaker 2: bombing is actually a much larger number. So there it's,
[1:02:01] Speaker 2: it's crazy at a macro level. What we're talking about
[1:02:04] Speaker 2: right now is, is the discussion and debate around value
[1:02:10] Speaker 2: of human life. And, and, When that value changes based
[1:02:14] Speaker 2: on the deeds of a person who has done something wrong.
[1:02:16] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:02:17] Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything right or wrong because I'm going
[1:02:19] Speaker 2: to sit on the fence as always. But it's a
[1:02:23] Speaker 2: strange conversation to have.
[1:02:24] Speaker 1: It is extremely strange.
[1:02:27] Speaker 3: If it were possible, ideally, I think the punishment should
[1:02:32] Speaker 3: sort of match the crime. Like, how much suffering did
[1:02:37] Speaker 3: this guy cause the three people he murdered?
[1:02:39] Speaker 2: He probably shot them. So.
[1:02:41] Speaker 1: Is it fair then that they died, what, instantly, minutes?
[1:02:45] Speaker 2: I don't know.
[1:02:46] Speaker 3: And then it took him six minutes to die. So
[1:02:48] Speaker 3: if each, I don't know, if each one lived for
[1:02:50] Speaker 3: two minutes after he shot him and there's a total
[1:02:52] Speaker 3: of six minutes of them dying, then yeah, I think
[1:02:54] Speaker 3: six minutes choking on nitrogen gas is like burning them.
[1:02:58] Speaker 2: Or why don't they just shoot them?
[1:03:00] Speaker 3: Well, because maybe the suffering that he caused those three
[1:03:03] Speaker 3: men and the harm that their families will endure for
[1:03:06] Speaker 3: the rest of their life is not, equivalent to an
[1:03:10] Speaker 3: easy death by way of shooting.
[1:03:11] Speaker 2: What if they were not good dudes? What if they
[1:03:14] Speaker 2: were gang members?
[1:03:15] Speaker 1: A lot of nuance.
[1:03:16] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know what they were.
[1:03:18] Speaker 2: They could have been fucking... They could have been baby nurses.
[1:03:22] Speaker 1: So what you're describing is like... Shitty baby nurses.
[1:03:26] Speaker 2: Male.
[1:03:27] Speaker 3: So, look, if this guy was on some vigilante shit
[1:03:29] Speaker 3: and killing people and then he got killed, you know,
[1:03:31] Speaker 3: I don't know.
[1:03:31] Speaker 2: Yeah, like, how long would you waterboard Batman for? So,
[1:03:34] Speaker 2: I don't have.
[1:03:35] Speaker 1: Answer that, smartass.
[1:03:37] Speaker 2: Would you firebomb Spider-Man's village because he accidentally hurt an
[1:03:40] Speaker 2: old woman who was buying groceries while he was fighting
[1:03:42] Speaker 2: against fucking dr octagon what's that guy's name dr ock
[1:03:48] Speaker 2: like there was dude imagine a woman right like okay
[1:03:51] Speaker 2: you have like gertrude we'll call her oh god she's
[1:03:54] Speaker 2: crossing the street with her cart filled with lemons oranges
[1:03:57] Speaker 2: and like kale yeah right Spider-Man's chasing Dr. Ock, knocks
[1:04:01] Speaker 2: Gertrude over. She hits her head on an NYC fire
[1:04:04] Speaker 2: hydrant and dies. So now they put Spider-Man up on trial, right? Yeah.
[1:04:10] Speaker 2: It's being reported about on X. Spider-Man hates Jews. Here's
[1:04:13] Speaker 2: the proof. Like, the whole thing. You know what I'm saying? Like,
[1:04:17] Speaker 2: so that all happens. What's the retribution for Spider-Man for
[1:04:20] Speaker 2: this accidental killing of Gertrude who was just trying to
[1:04:23] Speaker 2: bring groceries home to watch Price is Right? I'm... Do
[1:04:27] Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying? Your nuance is, you're right.
[1:04:30] Speaker 2: You're absolutely right. They're all incredibly nuanced.
[1:04:32] Speaker 3: I'm sure there's information about this particular killing that this
[1:04:35] Speaker 3: condemned man- That I.
[1:04:36] Speaker 2: Just don't have because I didn't prepare for it.
[1:04:38] Speaker 3: Well, the context when you're talking about euthanasia is very important.
[1:04:44] Speaker 2: We should have gone with Mudang. It would have been. Dude,
[1:04:48] Speaker 2: we 100% should have gone move fucking dang, dude. What
[1:04:51] Speaker 2: is the deal with that little hippo? He's a little fucker, bro. Yeah.
[1:04:53] Speaker 2: He's the cutest thing ever. What's he doing? He runs around,
[1:04:56] Speaker 2: bites people's knees. Bro, he is the greatest. Dude, I
[1:05:00] Speaker 2: always knew there was something with hippos. They're so great.
[1:05:02] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:05:03] Speaker 2: Until they get really big, Mike. They get huge. Mike,
[1:05:05] Speaker 2: they can really cause real damage.
[1:05:07] Speaker 3: You know how many people die by hippo per year?
[1:05:09] Speaker 2: It's a pretty high number, isn't it? Higher than you think.
[1:05:12] Speaker 3: I'll use my chat GPT voice box. How many people
[1:05:20] Speaker 3: die by hippo every year?
[1:05:21] Speaker 2: That's a lot of people. They're basically terrorists. And while
[1:05:26] Speaker 2: Mudane might look cute now, that motherfucker... Could be very dangerous.
[1:05:40] Speaker 2: We got to waterboard Mudang. We got to waterboard Mudang
[1:05:43] Speaker 2: and find out what he knows about these fucking terrorists, dude. Yo,
[1:05:46] Speaker 2: what does he know? No, I love him, though. Yeah. Man,
[1:05:49] Speaker 2: animals are so cute when they're little.
[1:05:51] Speaker 3: Especially the animals that get big when they're not yet
[1:05:53] Speaker 3: killing 500 people.
[1:05:54] Speaker 2: Like little elephants. I think Jelly Roll's here, by the way.
[1:05:58] Speaker 2: Just so you know.
[1:06:00] Speaker 1: No, we got to wrap this up.
[1:06:01] Speaker 2: No, I know. But I do want to say this.
[1:06:02] Speaker 2: Congratulations on the kid. Thank you. I'm very excited to
[1:06:05] Speaker 2: meet her. Yeah. And, and also just throwing this out there, dude, audience,
[1:06:12] Speaker 2: you feel free. If you're still there, by the way,
[1:06:14] Speaker 2: God bless you. It has been a wild, I think
[1:06:16] Speaker 2: we're coming up on November. Something will be six years
[1:06:22] Speaker 2: since we started the show. Wow. If you're still watching
[1:06:25] Speaker 2: this from sex therapist, we love you. You're fucking incredible,
[1:06:29] Speaker 2: but please comment below. If we don't have another guest,
[1:06:33] Speaker 2: we didn't do this just because we had content. I'll
[1:06:35] Speaker 2: get content, bro. We could have done this terrorist conversation
[1:06:38] Speaker 2: for another hour.
[1:06:39] Speaker 1: You are my guy.
[1:06:40] Speaker 2: We could do it. I'm telling you. You're right. You
[1:06:42] Speaker 2: and I can do these episodes. I'll come to wherever. Yeah.
[1:06:46] Speaker 2: Let's just get content out, bro. I'm telling you. This
[1:06:49] Speaker 2: was fun. Hey, you're right.
[1:06:50] Speaker 1: I had fun this episode.
[1:06:52] Speaker 2: I had a lot. Dude, that was awesome.
[1:06:53] Speaker 1: That was fun. That was fun. I'm going to give
[1:06:57] Speaker 1: you equity and lunch, Lee.
[1:06:59] Speaker 2: No. No. A very small amount, but yes. You just
[1:07:03] Speaker 2: saved that for the end of the episode? Let me reiterate.
[1:07:08] Speaker 1: It's a very small amount.
[1:07:09] Speaker 2: No, that's fine. What? A little bit. A little bit. Well,
[1:07:15] Speaker 2: this is honestly the first. Thank you. This is the
[1:07:17] Speaker 2: first time I'm hearing about that. I mean, you know.
[1:07:21] Speaker 2: Should I try it first? Or are those not ready
[1:07:23] Speaker 2: because you gave me equity in the perishable product? No, no, no, no.
[1:07:27] Speaker 2: They're ready. Were they cold?
[1:07:28] Speaker 1: They were cold for my fridge.
[1:07:30] Speaker 2: Wait, wait. Are you sure? 100% because this is what
[1:07:33] Speaker 2: is made after the Lunchables product.
[1:07:34] Speaker 3: Okay.
[1:07:35] Speaker 2: And that's what I care about. Really?
[1:07:36] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:07:36] Speaker 1: I love this one. I eat this one as a
[1:07:39] Speaker 1: snack daily.
[1:07:39] Speaker 2: Don't care about that.
[1:07:41] Speaker 3: Wow.
[1:07:41] Speaker 2: All right. I have no equity in that product. Oh,
[1:07:45] Speaker 2: my God. I'm so fucking excited.
[1:07:46] Speaker 1: There you go.
[1:07:47] Speaker 2: There you go. Dig in.
[1:07:48] Speaker 3: Dig in. Also, when you make your turkey cheese and
[1:07:50] Speaker 3: crackers stack, can you hold it up and, Caleb, zoom in?
[1:07:54] Speaker 1: I just want to show everyone what everyone's so mad about.
[1:07:59] Speaker 2: Fuck off. I hope if you're looking at this product
[1:08:01] Speaker 2: right now that you aren't deeply offended by it. Look
[1:08:05] Speaker 2: at the ridges on that cracker. Look at the... The
[1:08:08] Speaker 2: way that that turkey is sitting on top of that cracker.
[1:08:11] Speaker 2: Look at the yellowness of that cheese. Does that make
[1:08:14] Speaker 2: you want to hurt someone? Does that make you want
[1:08:16] Speaker 2: to tweet about how evil snacks are? Our competitors can't
[1:08:19] Speaker 2: say the same. Oh, no. There's a new snack on
[1:08:23] Speaker 2: the market. I think I'll go bitch about it on
[1:08:25] Speaker 2: fucking X. Does this upset you? Is this not healthy
[1:08:30] Speaker 2: enough for you? Have you tried air? Have you tried
[1:08:32] Speaker 2: eating air? Stop, stop, stop, stop.
[1:08:34] Speaker 3: Wait, before you eat it, wait. I don't want to
[1:08:36] Speaker 3: wage war. I want to listen to the feedback, and
[1:08:38] Speaker 3: I want to provide.
[1:08:40] Speaker 2: Okay, here's the feedback. We don't like Logan Paul. How
[1:08:42] Speaker 2: does that affect your snack, buddy?
[1:08:44] Speaker 3: We make something that makes them happy.
[1:08:48] Speaker 2: Cheers, bro. Come on, bro. What does he say? after
[1:09:00] Speaker 2: he does that? That's W.
[1:09:02] Speaker 3: Riz.
[1:09:04] Speaker 2: That's Riz approved. I'm not saying that shit. I will
[1:09:06] Speaker 2: give it one thing, though. A big boom! Thanks for watching.
[1:09:16] Speaker 2: Hit that subscribe button. It's fire, right? It's so good.
[1:09:18] Speaker 2: It's good.
[1:09:19] Speaker 1: Good little snack.
[1:09:20] Speaker 2: We'll see you next time. Fucking peace. Yeah!

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