# Ray Exposes Kai Cenat & AMP, Trolls Logan Paul About Japan, Calls Out IShowSpeed & Adin Ross

An episode of [Impaulsive with Logan Paul](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1442164847), 1 Jul 2025, 55 min.

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Kai Cenat’s son Ray joins the boys to discuss joining forces with Logan in WWE, Taiwan women having flat 🍑’s & being NPC’s, stream-sniping Kai Cenat in Japan, becoming the next RiceGum, calls out N3on to a boxing match, taste-tests Prime, speaks Mandarin & does Karate LIVE, answers if Kai Cenat is RICHER than iShowSpeed & Adin Ross, story behind serving 4 months in the Taiwan military, brings up Japan in front of Logan (awkward) & more.. SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST ► https://www.youtube.com/impaulsive Watch Previous (Georges St-Pierre On Jon Jones VS Tom Aspinall FALLOUT, His UFO Sighting, Dana White’s UFC Issue) ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkrPJbzhsFw&t=2086s ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/impaulsiveshow/ Timestamps: 0:00 Welcome Ray! 💥 1:37 Ray Roasts Mike & Duke Dennis! 😂 6:04 Why ‘Taiwan is Ass’ 🇹🇼 8:25 Kai Cenat is Ray’s “Daddy” 😭 9:19 Ray Gets CANCELLED ❌ 11:34 PRIME Taste-Test! 💦 14:27 Stream-Sniping Kai Cenat in Japan! 🎌 16:07 Speaking Mandarin w/ Logan Paul 🔥 17:55 Is Ray the New RiceGum? 👀 18:24 Logan Picks Up Ray & Does Karate! 😂 19:59 More Mandarin w/ Logan! 🤝 21:53 Calling Out N3on to Box! 🥊 24:11 Ray’s Dating Life 💘 27:32 LYING About Taiwan Military?! 🔫 31:36 What Happened to Rich Brian? 🎤 33:05 Logan Tries to STEAL Ray’s $1B Idea! 💸 37:57 Kai, Adin, or Speed: Who Makes the Most Money? 💵 39:24 Explaining Communism, Ai & Giraffes To Ray 🦒 44:29 “Start a F**kin’ Family!” - Ray Roasts Mike Again 🍼 46:39 Male Celebrity Crush? 😍 49:31 Ray ROASTS Kai Cenat’s Stream! 💀 49:58 Joining WWE w/ Travis Scott? 🔥 51:14 One Final Roast On Mike..😂 PLEASE NOTE Impaulsive is a significant break from the typical content viewers have come to expect from the vlog channel & we could not be more proud and excited to watch this unfold and grow. Please be advised that we will be exploring a wide variety of topics (some adult-themed) and our younger viewers (and their parents) should be advised that some topics will be for mature audiences only. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: It's the captain of Taiwan, Ray! Wait, so you're just
[0:03] Speaker 1: a random kid who met Kai Sanat?
[0:05] Speaker 2: You call him Kai Sanat.
[0:06] Speaker 3: What do you call him? My daddy. Are you 19?
[0:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm 19. I'm 40.
[0:11] Speaker 1: Start a f * * * ing family, bro.
[0:12] Speaker 3: What the f * * *? Why?
[0:13] Speaker 2: You too awful, you s * * *, bro.
[0:15] Speaker 3: Would you ever box?
[0:16] Speaker 2: Depends on who though.
[0:17] Speaker 3: If you could call out any streamer.
[0:18] Speaker 2: I'll box Leon.
[0:20] Speaker 1: Do you speak Mandarin?
[0:21] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[0:22] Speaker 1: Is it possible for you to do the rest of
[0:23] Speaker 1: this podcast in Mandarin?
[0:25] Speaker 2: You definitely don't.
[0:27] Speaker 1: That was not Mandarin.
[0:28] Speaker 2: It is Mandarin.
[0:29] Speaker 1: You could drink that prime energy. Bro, I know you're
[0:32] Speaker 1: about to clip farm.
[0:33] Speaker 2: I know it.
[0:35] Speaker 3: Who got more bread? Kai, Aiden, or Speed?
[0:38] Speaker 2: I'll pass.
[0:39] Speaker 3: Clip it. Put it on TikTok right now.
[0:41] Speaker 1: What is your roommate's name? It sounds like Kim Jong-un.
[0:44] Speaker 2: Whoa.
[0:45] Speaker 3: Medically, they sound similar. Are you just a reincarnation of
[0:48] Speaker 3: Bryce Gump?
[0:48] Speaker 1: Nah, I'm Jackie Chan.
[0:49] Speaker 3: Can you do karate?
[0:51] Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
[0:51] Speaker 3: How did you meet Kai?
[0:52] Speaker 4: It was a field trip to Japan.
[0:53] Speaker 3: Japan.
[0:54] Speaker 1: Yeah, what about it?
[1:07] Speaker 3: Bro, crazy day, right? It's insane. Crazy day. We just
[1:09] Speaker 3: flew in on a helicopter from the Hamptons. You know
[1:13] Speaker 3: what the Hamptons are? You got it. Compton? Compton, yeah.
[1:17] Speaker 2: Oh, I think LA. Yeah. What the f.
[1:20] Speaker 4: * * *?
[1:20] Speaker 3: Well, it's a little bit different than Compton.
[1:22] Speaker 2: You have to take LA to New York? No, the
[1:25] Speaker 2: f * * * I don't.
[1:26] Speaker 3: Different. We should restart with a different topic, man. We've
[1:29] Speaker 3: veered off track here.
[1:30] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:31] Speaker 3: So the Hamptons is a very wealthy neighborhood in New York.
[1:34] Speaker 3: Not Compton, the Hamptons. Uh-huh. Mike used to do crack.
[1:38] Speaker 1: He used to do crack, which is partially why he
[1:40] Speaker 1: sounds like that.
[1:42] Speaker 2: Crack?
[1:42] Speaker 3: Crack. Well, yeah. How is it? It's intense, to say
[1:46] Speaker 3: the least. I would steer clear.
[1:48] Speaker 2: Okay. I like that, bro.
[1:50] Speaker 3: No, no, no.
[1:51] Speaker 1: Steer clear, dude. Yeah, so his voice is naturally raspy. Yeah.
[1:56] Speaker 1: And he also cannot stop talking. He has this thing
[1:58] Speaker 1: where he just cannot stop talking.
[2:00] Speaker 3: That's why I'm on a podcast, man.
[2:03] Speaker 2: What do I call it? What do I call it?
[2:07] Speaker 3: What are you trying to come up with? I'm trying
[2:09] Speaker 3: to say the word. Crackhead?
[2:12] Speaker 2: No, no, no.
[2:13] Speaker 1: Another word.
[2:14] Speaker 3: Heroin?
[2:15] Speaker 2: Like you always want to move, always trying to do shit.
[2:17] Speaker 3: Oh, he's like ADD? ADHD? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[2:20] Speaker 1: Hyperactive, yeah. Well, we've been going hard all weekend here
[2:24] Speaker 1: at Fanatics Fest. And so he's been just non-stop talking.
[2:28] Speaker 2: Like I said- Y'all just land or- Yeah, yeah.
[2:31] Speaker 4: Is this the first day?
[2:32] Speaker 1: This is our third day, Ray. Yeah, we got to
[2:34] Speaker 1: get out of here.
[2:35] Speaker 3: It's getting bad. It's getting bad.
[2:36] Speaker 1: It's getting bad.
[2:37] Speaker 3: Why?
[2:37] Speaker 2: I love New York.
[2:39] Speaker 3: Do you really love New York? Is this your first
[2:41] Speaker 3: time in New York? Nah, nah.
[2:42] Speaker 2: I've been here. I've been here.
[2:43] Speaker 4: Last summer I was here with an NBA name.
[2:46] Speaker 1: Tell me what you like about New York.
[2:49] Speaker 2: Huh?
[2:49] Speaker 1: Tell me what you like about New York.
[2:50] Speaker 2: New York?
[2:52] Speaker 4: The people, the daddies, people are always crazy, feel me?
[2:56] Speaker 1: You love that.
[2:56] Speaker 4: I love seeing crack happy.
[2:58] Speaker 3: On the- Well, you got one right here. What up?
[3:00] Speaker 4: What up, gang? Nah, but you're not like crazy. When
[3:03] Speaker 4: I say crazy, I mean really crazy, feel me?
[3:06] Speaker 3: I'm crazy, bro.
[3:07] Speaker 2: No, you don't, bro.
[3:09] Speaker 3: What about the girls? You like the, what do you
[3:11] Speaker 3: call them, the huzz? The huzz? Yeah, you fuck with
[3:13] Speaker 3: that NYC huzz?
[3:15] Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Yeah?
[3:16] Speaker 4: That's a huzz.
[3:17] Speaker 3: What you see, if you're walking down the street in
[3:20] Speaker 3: New York City and you see one, some fine shit
[3:22] Speaker 3: walk by, what are you going to say to her?
[3:23] Speaker 2: A lot of fine shit. Nice. That's creative.
[3:27] Speaker 1: That's creative.
[3:28] Speaker 2: Wait, wait. So, you have a wife? Or like, you'll
[3:33] Speaker 2: still be around a huss?
[3:34] Speaker 1: No, I have a wife.
[3:35] Speaker 2: No huss.
[3:35] Speaker 1: My wife has made it pretty clear. She doesn't even
[3:38] Speaker 1: want women breathing in my direction.
[3:40] Speaker 3: Damn. Well, I have to honor that, you know?
[3:42] Speaker 4: You got kids, right?
[3:43] Speaker 3: I have one daughter.
[3:44] Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
[3:44] Speaker 3: How old are you?
[3:46] Speaker 1: I'm 30.
[3:46] Speaker 3: I'm unk.
[3:47] Speaker 1: Yeah. Bro, just wait till I get to him. This
[3:50] Speaker 1: dude is pushing 85.
[3:51] Speaker 3: How old are you?
[3:52] Speaker 1: 87.
[3:53] Speaker 3: What is this? A roast session?
[3:54] Speaker 2: Not to ask how old you is.
[3:59] Speaker 3: I'm 40.
[4:14] Speaker 2: It was pretty good.
[4:18] Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. I was very lucky to get to
[4:20] Speaker 3: this point.
[4:21] Speaker 2: You know how old I am? How old?
[4:23] Speaker 3: If you say 19- No, no, no, I'll guess. I
[4:27] Speaker 3: think you're 19. 20, 19. How the fuck do you know?
[4:29] Speaker 3: Because on my PDF.
[4:30] Speaker 1: It says, he's about 19 years old.
[4:33] Speaker 2: Also Patrick.
[4:35] Speaker 1: Bro, he's about 19 years old?
[4:38] Speaker 3: There might not be a- About 19? He said, are
[4:41] Speaker 3: you 19?
[4:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm 19.
[4:43] Speaker 3: You're a teenager?
[4:44] Speaker 2: No, I'm a grown-ass man.
[4:46] Speaker 3: No, you're not, bro. All right, all right, all right.
[4:49] Speaker 1: All right, because this is crazy because I was once
[4:51] Speaker 1: 19 as well.
[4:52] Speaker 3: Me too.
[4:53] Speaker 1: And I remember when I met 30-year-olds, I'd be like, yo.
[4:56] Speaker 4: You just hit 30, right?
[4:57] Speaker 1: I just hit 30.
[4:59] Speaker 2: Damn, I saw you older. No.
[5:01] Speaker 4: Damn, Duke older than you.
[5:04] Speaker 3: Duke's older than me? How old's Duke?
[5:07] Speaker 2: 31, some shit like that.
[5:08] Speaker 3: No, he's older. And he's got like six, eight or
[5:10] Speaker 3: nine kids too? I think, right?
[5:14] Speaker 2: That's his business. I don't know. Oh, no.
[5:17] Speaker 3: I'm just asking. I'm not saying you got to know.
[5:19] Speaker 3: I'm just curious.
[5:20] Speaker 4: You didn't ask him, though.
[5:21] Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. Yeah. What happens when
[5:27] Speaker 3: you're 40?
[5:27] Speaker 1: I'll probably retire.
[5:30] Speaker 2: I'll probably go back to Taiwan. I feel like just
[5:34] Speaker 2: like be gone like Royce come.
[5:38] Speaker 4: I just gone, right?
[5:39] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[5:40] Speaker 4: I try to be like Cardi shit.
[5:43] Speaker 3: You're trying to go off the grid. Off the grid.
[5:44] Speaker 2: Tim Duncan shit.
[5:45] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[5:46] Speaker 2: I don't know if I understand that, but it's like
[5:48] Speaker 2: just gone.
[5:51] Speaker 4: Disappeared from the internet.
[5:52] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[5:52] Speaker 2: Some shit like that.
[5:53] Speaker 3: What are you trying to do on the internet? What's
[5:55] Speaker 3: your goal?
[5:56] Speaker 1: Do you have a goal?
[5:57] Speaker 2: Just make money.
[5:59] Speaker 3: Get the bag.
[6:00] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[6:00] Speaker 3: Get the bag? And leave and escape.
[6:02] Speaker 2: That's all, right?
[6:03] Speaker 3: Hey, you just go buy Ray online?
[6:06] Speaker 2: Ray, they call me Ray Kwan. They call me Chen
[6:09] Speaker 2: Rui Xi.
[6:09] Speaker 3: What would you prefer?
[6:10] Speaker 2: They call me... If I were to... They call me.
[6:14] Speaker 3: Taiwan Terror. The Terror of Taiwan.
[6:16] Speaker 2: Captain of Taiwan.
[6:17] Speaker 3: Yeah. All right, all right. I got an intro.
[6:19] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[6:20] Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, it's the captain of Tyrone.
[6:22] Speaker 3: Tyrone. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Tyrone.
[6:25] Speaker 2: Tyrone?
[6:26] Speaker 1: It's the captain of Taiwan, Ray.
[6:30] Speaker 4: What's up, y'all?
[6:32] Speaker 1: What's Taiwan like, dude?
[6:34] Speaker 3: I didn't know you were the captain. That shit is ass.
[6:37] Speaker 2: That's my country, but I have to say, bro, everybody's NPCs, dead,
[6:43] Speaker 2: nobody there. Germany wasn't there, but it's just there, bro.
[6:49] Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, because you seem like the
[6:51] Speaker 1: person to ask.
[6:52] Speaker 3: Is Taiwan going to get invaded by China?
[6:54] Speaker 4: I don't know, bro.
[6:58] Speaker 2: I don't know, none of that shit.
[7:00] Speaker 1: Because they produce a lot of chips.
[7:02] Speaker 3: Microprocessors.
[7:03] Speaker 1: A lot of GPUs and stuff. Microprocessors.
[7:05] Speaker 3: Compute. We're in the age of compute. And Taiwan... Oh,
[7:09] Speaker 3: they make a lot of chips.
[7:10] Speaker 1: Yeah, they produce a lot of it.
[7:12] Speaker 3: So it's a hub, dude.
[7:13] Speaker 1: You're saying it's not lit, but Taiwan's a hotspot for tech.
[7:16] Speaker 2: That type of shit is hot, but for me, for
[7:20] Speaker 2: young guys.
[7:22] Speaker 3: There's nothing good.
[7:23] Speaker 2: To do there. What the fuck they got going on
[7:25] Speaker 2: over there?
[7:27] Speaker 3: You tell us, we never met.
[7:28] Speaker 2: Everybody got flat ass. Everybody got like NPCs. Like NPC,
[7:33] Speaker 2: what's an NPC? Real NPCs. Yeah. They're like NPCs. Not us.
[7:38] Speaker 1: So coming from a place like Taiwan where you just
[7:41] Speaker 1: said like everyone has a flat ass.
[7:43] Speaker 3: That's what you said, right? Yeah.
[7:44] Speaker 1: I don't want to put words in your mouth. I'm
[7:46] Speaker 1: just saying what you said. When you came to America,
[7:50] Speaker 1: what did you see that you liked like specifically about
[7:53] Speaker 1: the people?
[7:54] Speaker 2: Just the culture is different.
[7:58] Speaker 4: It's just so different. When I first come here, I'm like, damn,
[8:04] Speaker 4: I have to move here. It's like lit.
[8:07] Speaker 3: What city first?
[8:08] Speaker 2: Atlanta.
[8:10] Speaker 1: You like Atlanta?
[8:11] Speaker 2: Nah, not really.
[8:12] Speaker 3: But it's cool.
[8:13] Speaker 2: I feel at home right now because I live here.
[8:15] Speaker 2: But yeah, I just want to move here. When I
[8:18] Speaker 2: first come here, I want to move here. I'm still
[8:20] Speaker 2: in high school and shit. I got scrapes in your day,
[8:23] Speaker 2: shit boring, I say out.
[8:25] Speaker 1: Dude, your story is pretty crazy, Ray. Jokes aside, because
[8:29] Speaker 1: you're really funny. But dude, you're also so young. So
[8:31] Speaker 1: what happened? You were in Taiwan and you just started
[8:33] Speaker 1: streaming yourself?
[8:35] Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I wasn't even streaming. I
[8:37] Speaker 2: just in high school. I'm just a random kid in
[8:39] Speaker 2: high school.
[8:39] Speaker 1: Wait, so you're just a random kid who met Kai
[8:42] Speaker 1: Sanat on a live stream?
[8:44] Speaker 2: Kai Sanat? You calling Kai Sanat?
[8:47] Speaker 3: That's what he calls him, yeah.
[8:48] Speaker 2: Kai Sanat.
[8:50] Speaker 1: What do you call him?
[8:53] Speaker 2: Quesenet.
[8:54] Speaker 1: Quesenet?
[8:55] Speaker 2: Quesenet.
[8:57] Speaker 3: Yeah, he gives it like a French twist.
[8:58] Speaker 1: Like a little French twist.
[8:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[9:01] Speaker 2: I've been calling him my daddy.
[9:05] Speaker 1: Mike calls me that.
[9:06] Speaker 3: I did that for a while too.
[9:07] Speaker 2: Back in 2017, yeah.
[9:08] Speaker 3: Damn.
[9:09] Speaker 2: It's been a while.
[9:11] Speaker 3: We've been working together a long time, dude.
[9:13] Speaker 2: I can tell.
[9:14] Speaker 3: The beards. Yeah, we bad beards, no beards.
[9:18] Speaker 2: I don't know. I can never grow my beard on
[9:21] Speaker 2: my heart.
[9:21] Speaker 3: Too young.
[9:22] Speaker 2: I'm Asian.
[9:22] Speaker 3: You're too young.
[9:23] Speaker 1: No, I don't think you'll ever be able to grow
[9:25] Speaker 1: a beard.
[9:25] Speaker 2: I can never grow hair like here, bro. I try
[9:27] Speaker 2: to grow it here.
[9:28] Speaker 3: I try to see how it look. You know what
[9:30] Speaker 3: you should do?
[9:30] Speaker 1: You should ask? No, you should do it when you
[9:34] Speaker 1: get canceled.
[9:35] Speaker 2: 100%.
[9:35] Speaker 3: Yeah, wait. And you will. Get canceled? You will. No,
[9:39] Speaker 3: he can't get canceled. He's already beyond it. Dude, he
[9:42] Speaker 3: says crazy shit bro.
[9:43] Speaker 2: Yeah, I do say I'm crazy shit, but.
[9:46] Speaker 3: Do you think it's harder for someone like Ray to
[9:48] Speaker 3: get canceled?
[9:49] Speaker 2: Just because it's so.
[9:50] Speaker 3: I feel like it's so much easier for just straight
[9:54] Speaker 3: up white people to get canceled.
[9:56] Speaker 2: I can get canceled even if I say I'm crazy shit.
[10:00] Speaker 1: I think everyone can probably get equally canceled.
[10:02] Speaker 3: What would get you canceled?
[10:03] Speaker 1: Do it now.
[10:04] Speaker 4: Y'all going to get me canceled?
[10:05] Speaker 1: No, no, no.
[10:06] Speaker 2: Please don't, bro. No, no, no.
[10:07] Speaker 1: We're not going to do it.
[10:08] Speaker 3: It won't be on this show, Ray. It will not
[10:09] Speaker 3: be on this show. We don't get to decide who
[10:11] Speaker 3: gets canceled either, by the way. We have no say
[10:13] Speaker 3: in that.
[10:13] Speaker 2: What happened to yours? Cancel shit.
[10:18] Speaker 3: What happened with me?
[10:18] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[10:19] Speaker 3: I mean, how much time you got? How much time
[10:21] Speaker 3: you got? A lot.
[10:22] Speaker 1: The list goes on and on, brother.
[10:25] Speaker 3: He's been to Asia once. Japan? And the tree?
[10:32] Speaker 2: Wait, but how it got canceled? You didn't even do it. Oh,
[10:40] Speaker 2: that's like black history.
[10:43] Speaker 3: Exactly. Exactly.
[10:45] Speaker 2: Black history.
[10:46] Speaker 1: I've made some mistakes.
[10:47] Speaker 2: Me too, me too. I've seen some bad shit before.
[10:50] Speaker 1: Have you experienced any consequences of your mistakes?
[10:54] Speaker 2: What do I mean?
[10:56] Speaker 1: Has anything bad happened to you because of something you
[10:59] Speaker 1: did online?
[11:00] Speaker 3: What happened?
[11:00] Speaker 2: They all on my dick.
[11:03] Speaker 3: Sorry, what was that one?
[11:04] Speaker 2: They on my dick. Who?
[11:06] Speaker 3: Internet. Oh, everybody gets up on your shit.
[11:09] Speaker 4: Yeah, they hop on my shit.
[11:11] Speaker 3: Yeah, but you never lost no brand deals?
[11:14] Speaker 2: I suck it. Nah, I don't think so.
[11:18] Speaker 3: Can I ask how you make money?
[11:20] Speaker 2: Stream, I stream.
[11:22] Speaker 1: Can you tell me exactly how you make money by streaming?
[11:25] Speaker 2: Like you stream, it's like revenue, ads, sub, if you
[11:32] Speaker 2: know what I mean, that's all come to revenue.
[11:34] Speaker 3: Are you making guap? Guap? Like money, good money?
[11:38] Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yeah, that's why I moved here.
[11:39] Speaker 3: Really?
[11:40] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[11:41] Speaker 4: Wait, but my good money is probably not y'all good money.
[11:46] Speaker 3: Well, our good money's different. Our shit's different, too. Like,
[11:50] Speaker 3: my good money's not. Good money. Yeah.
[11:53] Speaker 2: I don't know. Prime shit, for me.
[11:56] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a billboard. You ever try one of those?
[11:58] Speaker 3: You want to try one of those? No, no, no. What,
[12:01] Speaker 3: you want to do a deal? You want to do
[12:04] Speaker 3: a deal with Prime?
[12:05] Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
[12:07] Speaker 1: But, look, I think you're great. I guess I would
[12:11] Speaker 1: just ask, like.
[12:13] Speaker 1: What are the deliverables? What are you willing to do
[12:16] Speaker 1: for the... You're working. You're drinking it in your streams.
[12:20] Speaker 1: You're above the age of 18. You could drink that
[12:23] Speaker 1: prime energy.
[12:24] Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest. If this shit add, I'm
[12:27] Speaker 2: going to say.
[12:30] Speaker 3: It's ass.
[12:31] Speaker 2: I'm going to say good.
[12:38] Speaker 1: Bro, I know you by the clip farm.
[12:40] Speaker 2: I know it.
[12:41] Speaker 3: I know it.
[12:43] Speaker 4: I'm good, but look, it's not bad.
[12:49] Speaker 2: I'm not even joking.
[12:50] Speaker 3: This is great.
[12:50] Speaker 2: Before, y'all make something like pizza, whatever that shit is.
[12:54] Speaker 3: It was a joke. It was a prank.
[12:56] Speaker 4: That's not even a prank. Y'all sell it.
[12:57] Speaker 2: That shit is.
[12:58] Speaker 3: No, we didn't.
[12:59] Speaker 1: Dude, it wasn't real prime, the pizza prime. It was
[13:01] Speaker 1: an April Fool's prank. What kind of fucking sickos make
[13:04] Speaker 1: pizza flavored hydration?
[13:06] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[13:07] Speaker 3: It's an April Fool's. April Fool's.
[13:09] Speaker 2: I sell it though. Why you sell it?
[13:10] Speaker 4: No, we didn't sell it.
[13:11] Speaker 1: No, we didn't sell it.
[13:12] Speaker 3: We didn't sell it.
[13:13] Speaker 4: Wait, you sell some bad shit. I forgot about that shit.
[13:15] Speaker 4: It's so bad.
[13:16] Speaker 3: No, we don't sell bad.
[13:17] Speaker 4: I'm like, damn.
[13:18] Speaker 3: Which one?
[13:18] Speaker 1: No.
[13:18] Speaker 3: I forgot.
[13:19] Speaker 2: It's like some crazy flavor.
[13:20] Speaker 1: No, because we do it every April Fool's.
[13:22] Speaker 3: It's a prank.
[13:23] Speaker 2: Oh, it's a prank. Oh, yeah, it's a prank. So
[13:25] Speaker 2: every bad drink is a prank.
[13:26] Speaker 3: Yes.
[13:27] Speaker 2: Oh.
[13:30] Speaker 3: You got it. If you don't like the drink, it's
[13:34] Speaker 3: a prank, bro. Obviously.
[13:36] Speaker 2: Okay.
[13:39] Speaker 3: Do me a favor. Don't drink too much of that,
[13:40] Speaker 3: all right? Actually, or do. It's energy. It's got 200
[13:45] Speaker 3: milligrams of caffeine. You drink caffeine? Hell nah. You don't?
[13:49] Speaker 1: No coffee?
[13:50] Speaker 2: I go to sleep.
[13:51] Speaker 3: Oh, paradoxical effect. It does the opposite.
[13:54] Speaker 1: Yeah, I go to sleep.
[13:55] Speaker 3: Wake up.
[13:56] Speaker 2: I got more energy.
[13:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[13:58] Speaker 3: Can we bring him back to the how he got
[14:00] Speaker 3: here story? We kind of got off it because of
[14:02] Speaker 3: the French, how he does the French cassonet. That's it.
[14:05] Speaker 3: What was your process into this chair? How did you
[14:08] Speaker 3: talk about your come up, your rise?
[14:10] Speaker 2: I'm a kid, but bro, I got blessed. It's all luck.
[14:15] Speaker 2: I didn't mean to be a content creator. I got
[14:18] Speaker 2: choose to be a content creator.
[14:20] Speaker 1: What would you have done otherwise?
[14:21] Speaker 3: Well, hold on, hold on.
[14:22] Speaker 4: Shit, still in college, doing nothing.
[14:25] Speaker 2: I'm a kid, but before I make college, I don't know,
[14:28] Speaker 2: what should I do, bro? I still in high school
[14:30] Speaker 2: playing ball and shit.
[14:32] Speaker 3: Playing what?
[14:33] Speaker 2: Ball.
[14:33] Speaker 3: Like basketball? Yeah. How did you meet Kai?
[14:38] Speaker 4: It was a field trip to Japan.
[14:39] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[14:40] Speaker 4: My school got a field trip to Japan.
[14:44] Speaker 3: To Japan.
[14:45] Speaker 1: Yeah, what about it?
[14:46] Speaker 2: Yeah, field trip to school to Japan. It's like, you know,
[14:51] Speaker 2: school had like shit like prepare each day.
[14:55] Speaker 4: It's like two days. We got free time. I can
[14:58] Speaker 4: do whatever the fuck I want.
[14:59] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[15:00] Speaker 2: And that day, not before that day, I see Kai
[15:03] Speaker 2: and Speed and Fanny was here, was in Japan. I'm like, damn,
[15:07] Speaker 2: we're in the same place. And the day after, I
[15:11] Speaker 2: see they stream me. I go stream, I stream snipe Kai.
[15:14] Speaker 3: Oh, you stream snipe him?
[15:15] Speaker 2: Yeah, I stream snipe. I stream, I'm capable, I stream snipe.
[15:17] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[15:17] Speaker 2: And all I want is a pic. And.
[15:20] Speaker 1: Well, he just liked you.
[15:21] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[15:21] Speaker 3: Kai recognized your energy. Yeah. He saw something in you.
[15:25] Speaker 1: He saw a little bit of himself inside you.
[15:27] Speaker 4: He saw a little bit something in me, like.
[15:30] Speaker 4: And the rest like history.
[15:33] Speaker 1: You got a good sinus?
[15:34] Speaker 3: A lot of snots up there? Boogers? Boogers?
[15:38] Speaker 2: Nah, in my throat.
[15:38] Speaker 1: Is it okay?
[15:39] Speaker 4: I got bacon and cheese.
[15:41] Speaker 3: Oh, bacon and cheese up there?
[15:42] Speaker 2: I got chopped cheese and I got snapples. And while
[15:46] Speaker 2: I eat the meat, the one small meat stuck in
[15:50] Speaker 2: my throat. I feel like it's still stuck in here.
[15:53] Speaker 2: The meat's stuck in my throat.
[15:54] Speaker 3: Did you get it the hockey way?
[15:54] Speaker 2: Hmm?
[15:55] Speaker 3: Hockey way?
[15:57] Speaker 2: Akiway?
[15:57] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[15:58] Speaker 2: You know Akiway?
[15:58] Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. What the fuck? Bro, I'm tapped in, bro.
[16:01] Speaker 2: Nah, you are tapping.
[16:02] Speaker 3: I try to be.
[16:03] Speaker 2: Nah, I think I've Akiway some random daddy.
[16:07] Speaker 1: Do you speak Mandarin?
[16:08] Speaker 2: Yep.
[16:10] Speaker 1: Is it possible for you to do the rest of
[16:12] Speaker 1: this podcast in Mandarin?
[16:14] Speaker 2: Yeah, but they won't even understand what the fuck I'm saying.
[16:16] Speaker 2: Y'all can't even understand.
[16:17] Speaker 1: I feel like we can figure it out. And we
[16:19] Speaker 1: can put some subtitles.
[16:21] Speaker 4: Say some Mandarin.
[16:22] Speaker 3: Answer this one in Mandarin. What do people misunderstand about
[16:27] Speaker 3: content creators? You definitely don't say anything. That was not Mandarin.
[16:37] Speaker 3: That was not Mandarin.
[16:38] Speaker 4: It is Mandarin.
[16:39] Speaker 1: Nah.
[16:39] Speaker 3: Nah, that was like.
[16:40] Speaker 1: I feel like you were just kind of racist against
[16:42] Speaker 1: your own.
[16:42] Speaker 3: That was crazy.
[16:43] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[16:43] Speaker 3: I'm going to point the finger. Yeah, you did say.
[16:45] Speaker 3: You might get canceled.
[16:47] Speaker 2: I can be racist to my own culture, though. That's
[16:50] Speaker 2: not a problem.
[16:51] Speaker 1: That's allowed.
[16:52] Speaker 3: Let me check. He might be right.
[16:54] Speaker 1: I think he could do that.
[16:55] Speaker 3: He could do whatever he wants.
[16:55] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[16:56] Speaker 1: I can say shit about white people.
[17:01] Speaker 2: Right?
[17:02] Speaker 3: I would get canceled by the white people for sure.
[17:04] Speaker 3: For sure. But what would you say? That would be
[17:06] Speaker 3: so bad. Fucking stop being, stop.
[17:08] Speaker 1: Like they're so tight sometimes, dude. Like, let's be honest.
[17:12] Speaker 3: Like Karen's. How many not?
[17:14] Speaker 2: How?
[17:14] Speaker 1: Bro, let's be honest.
[17:16] Speaker 3: How many?
[17:16] Speaker 1: Can I say this? How many Karen's have we seen
[17:22] Speaker 1: that aren't white? They all seem to be white.
[17:25] Speaker 3: Is there like a name?
[17:25] Speaker 1: I'm okay about it.
[17:26] Speaker 2: There's some black hair.
[17:28] Speaker 3: Yeah, there is.
[17:29] Speaker 2: Like all black hair.
[17:30] Speaker 1: Is there?
[17:30] Speaker 3: I don't know. With the soccer mom haircut?
[17:31] Speaker 1: There was one upstairs.
[17:33] Speaker 3: There was one upstairs. There was one upstairs at Fanatics
[17:36] Speaker 3: that was running us around, bro.
[17:37] Speaker 1: Just saying, dude. It's just an observation that I'm expressing
[17:40] Speaker 1: my own culture.
[17:41] Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
[17:41] Speaker 3: Yeah, no problem. What's up?
[17:42] Speaker 2: How do I pronounce your name? Mike. Mike. Okay.
[17:46] Speaker 3: It's the most common name.
[17:48] Speaker 2: Mike.
[17:48] Speaker 3: It's the most common name.
[17:50] Speaker 2: I'm Ray.
[17:51] Speaker 3: How are you, Ray?
[17:52] Speaker 2: I'm very good.
[17:53] Speaker 4: It's great to be on the show for me. It's
[17:56] Speaker 4: probably my first podcast.
[17:57] Speaker 3: Is this your first podcast?
[18:00] Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
[18:04] Speaker 2: It's an honor to be here.
[18:05] Speaker 1: And dude, now look at you. Balenciaga's Chrome Hearts.
[18:08] Speaker 3: Dude, you're sick. And you're still a teenager.
[18:10] Speaker 2: That's fake. And it's fake.
[18:12] Speaker 3: And it's fake. No, they're not.
[18:13] Speaker 2: No, they're not.
[18:13] Speaker 1: Come on.
[18:14] Speaker 2: That's fake.
[18:14] Speaker 3: Are you just a reincarnation of RiceGum?
[18:18] Speaker 2: What do I mean?
[18:20] Speaker 3: Just like an Asian hype beast that just wants to make.
[18:22] Speaker 2: Another RiceGum?
[18:23] Speaker 3: Rice gum, the rice gum.
[18:24] Speaker 2: Nah, I'm a Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan.
[18:28] Speaker 3: Can you do karate?
[18:29] Speaker 2: A little bit.
[18:30] Speaker 3: Really? Actually? Yeah. No, come on.
[18:33] Speaker 1: Are you serious?
[18:34] Speaker 3: Can you do something right now?
[18:35] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[18:36] Speaker 3: Do something. Do the lunge-ly box.
[18:40] Speaker 2: Can you?
[18:43] Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
[18:44] Speaker 2: Damn.
[18:44] Speaker 3: That was crazy.
[18:45] Speaker 1: He can actually do karate.
[18:47] Speaker 3: Yo, that was crazy.
[18:48] Speaker 2: I know your box, right?
[18:49] Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah. MC Sam, come on.
[18:53] Speaker 4: Don't hit me though.
[18:55] Speaker 3: You're strong as fuck. Oh shit. We good?
[19:03] Speaker 2: Yeah, we are good.
[19:05] Speaker 3: Damn, you're strong. Hey, how much do you weigh?
[19:09] Speaker 4: One, two, three, four, five.
[19:13] Speaker 3: Six, seven, eight.
[19:14] Speaker 1: I feel like I could throw you pretty far, dude.
[19:16] Speaker 1: Should we try it?
[19:17] Speaker 2: Please don't.
[19:18] Speaker 3: Can I pick you up?
[19:19] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[19:21] Speaker 3: Toss him on the couch. Let me get up. Can I?
[19:26] Speaker 1: Yeah, I could get 120 I could probably throw you
[19:32] Speaker 1: good you're pretty late you're pretty late Yeah, I could
[19:48] Speaker 1: get you good five to seven meters.
[19:51] Speaker 3: Huh?
[19:51] Speaker 1: I could throw you a good five to seven meters.
[19:53] Speaker 2: I'm gonna say five to seven meters of horse. No, no, no.
[19:57] Speaker 3: So, okay.
[19:58] Speaker 1: Wait, so you just to clarify you did not actually
[20:01] Speaker 1: speak Mandarin earlier just seconds ago, right?
[20:03] Speaker 2: No, that was Mandarin because I don't even know what's that. No,
[20:07] Speaker 2: I told you I don't know Mandarin. You don't know Mandarin?
[20:11] Speaker 3: No, but.
[20:12] Speaker 1: Yeah, but Ray, what I'm saying is this. When you
[20:17] Speaker 1: spoke Mandarin earlier, it did not sound like you were
[20:20] Speaker 1: speaking Mandarin. It sounded like you were doing what like
[20:25] Speaker 1: an American would do.
[20:26] Speaker 4: Oh, they're trying to be racist.
[20:28] Speaker 1: Yes.
[20:29] Speaker 3: Did you actually... What?
[20:31] Speaker 2: Huh?
[20:31] Speaker 3: What the fuck is that? I love you. Oh, I
[20:40] Speaker 3: love you. Give it to me.
[20:41] Speaker 2: I love you, Logan. You're so handsome.
[20:44] Speaker 1: I love you, Ray.
[20:45] Speaker 2: You're so handsome.
[20:47] Speaker 3: Give it to me.
[20:49] Speaker 2: Oh, marry me.
[20:50] Speaker 3: You want to marry me, bro?
[20:52] Speaker 2: If you want to.
[20:53] Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a little young, bro. That's crazy.
[20:56] Speaker 3: Look, I went to China and I learned those two things.
[20:58] Speaker 2: That's fine, bro.
[20:59] Speaker 4: That's all you learned?
[21:02] Speaker 3: I think so.
[21:02] Speaker 2: You didn't learn any bad words?
[21:04] Speaker 3: I did.
[21:04] Speaker 1: I forgot them though. I just remember the good ones.
[21:07] Speaker 1: I love you, right?
[21:08] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love you.
[21:10] Speaker 2: Do you want to marry me?
[21:12] Speaker 1: Hey, okay. Speaking of Kevin Hart, when you were on
[21:15] Speaker 1: Kai's stream with Kevin Hart, he said something to you
[21:18] Speaker 1: in Chinese, right?
[21:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
[21:21] Speaker 3: Was that okay? Was that like an okay moment?
[21:23] Speaker 2: Nah, it's okay. I don't care. You feel me? That's
[21:25] Speaker 2: Kevin Hart.
[21:26] Speaker 4: He can never get cancelled.
[21:27] Speaker 2: You feel me?
[21:28] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's fantastic.
[21:30] Speaker 4: Alright, that's a great joke.
[21:32] Speaker 1: It was funny.
[21:32] Speaker 2: If I don't hear like... Why they should care?
[21:35] Speaker 1: It's also like, you know, Kevin's, he's not, he's cool, right?
[21:40] Speaker 4: He's cool as hell.
[21:41] Speaker 1: He's cool.
[21:41] Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not trying to hurt anyone's feelings.
[21:43] Speaker 1: It's Kevin Hart.
[21:44] Speaker 2: Nah, nah, it's Kevin Hart.
[21:45] Speaker 3: Was it cool hanging out with Kevin Hart?
[21:47] Speaker 2: Nah, hell yeah. He's like, he's a big ass everybody
[21:50] Speaker 2: in the state. Like, that's crazy. Like, I can be
[21:52] Speaker 2: around him and some shit.
[21:53] Speaker 3: Are you taller than Kev?
[21:55] Speaker 4: Hell yeah. What the fuck?
[21:57] Speaker 2: He like 5'2.
[21:58] Speaker 3: How tall are you?
[22:00] Speaker 2: 5'8.
[22:01] Speaker 3: Would you ever box?
[22:03] Speaker 2: Box?
[22:03] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[22:04] Speaker 2: Depends on who though.
[22:05] Speaker 3: Who would you... What other creator would you box? If
[22:07] Speaker 3: you could call out any streamer.
[22:09] Speaker 2: Oh, fuck. I'll say... Outbox... Outbox and Neon.
[22:22] Speaker 3: Could you beat Neon in a boxing match?
[22:25] Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
[22:26] Speaker 3: If I.
[22:27] Speaker 2: I don't need to go back to the gym, start locking.
[22:29] Speaker 3: How much money do you need for it?
[22:32] Speaker 4: How much money I need?
[22:33] Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you need to fight him?
[22:35] Speaker 3: I'm going to try to get it right now.
[22:36] Speaker 2: I probably won't do it.
[22:38] Speaker 3: Wait, you won't do it?
[22:39] Speaker 4: I will fight him, but I won't do it.
[22:40] Speaker 1: It's off the table.
[22:41] Speaker 3: Wait, so you're off the contract's dead?
[22:43] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[22:44] Speaker 3: Dead in the water, brother. Wait, what just happened?
[22:46] Speaker 2: 10 mil, 10 mil, 10 mil, 1 mil, 1 mil,
[22:48] Speaker 2: 1 mil.
[22:49] Speaker 1: 10 mil and then 1 mil.
[22:50] Speaker 3: Go for the 1 mil.
[22:51] Speaker 1: You can't negotiate against yourself. You should have just stuck
[22:53] Speaker 1: with the higher number.
[22:54] Speaker 4: Yeah, what the fuck?
[22:55] Speaker 3: Let me see how much I'm getting.
[22:56] Speaker 1: It's all good, bro.
[22:57] Speaker 2: You're learning.
[22:57] Speaker 1: Hey, so what do you look for?
[22:59] Speaker 3: I'm going to try to get in touch with Aiden's side. Yo, Todd,
[23:01] Speaker 3: you're on the podcast with Ray. What's that? It's Aiden's
[23:04] Speaker 3: side brand risk promotions for the boxing. Yeah. How much
[23:07] Speaker 3: can Ray get to box Neon? I'll talk to John
[23:12] Speaker 3: Nelson about that. Talk to John Nelson about it. I know,
[23:15] Speaker 3: but how much? What's the offer from brand risk? He
[23:19] Speaker 3: wants a mil, Todd. In his currency?
[23:23] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[23:24] Speaker 3: In yen?
[23:25] Speaker 1: Yeah, in yen.
[23:26] Speaker 2: Nah, fuck no.
[23:27] Speaker 3: USD. USD. I'm down with that. A million yen, we
[23:30] Speaker 3: call it a deal right now. A million yen.
[23:32] Speaker 1: A million yen?
[23:32] Speaker 2: A million yen?
[23:33] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[23:34] Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Never mind, never mind. I'm good,
[23:36] Speaker 2: I'm good.
[23:36] Speaker 3: I'm a million yen right now, we call it a deal.
[23:38] Speaker 3: He's saying no. Nah, nah, nah, nah. He's saying no.
[23:40] Speaker 3: He's worth more. He's worth more. Tell him to shoot
[23:42] Speaker 3: a counter. Counter offer? Counter offer.
[23:45] Speaker 2: What's that?
[23:46] Speaker 1: Now, you say what you want.
[23:48] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[23:49] Speaker 1: How much yen?
[23:50] Speaker 3: Yen? Yeah.
[23:51] Speaker 2: Nah, I'm talking about USD.
[23:53] Speaker 1: He wants USD. He's talking USD.
[23:55] Speaker 3: He wants USD.
[23:56] Speaker 1: I don't speak that language.
[23:57] Speaker 3: I don't speak that language. I speak Sheckle. I speak
[24:00] Speaker 3: Sheckle or Yang. The deal's off the table.
[24:02] Speaker 1: He speaks Sheckle or Yang.
[24:03] Speaker 3: Hang on.
[24:03] Speaker 2: Hang on.
[24:03] Speaker 1: The deal's dead. The deal's dead.
[24:05] Speaker 3: It's dead.
[24:05] Speaker 2: That's never going to happen, bro.
[24:07] Speaker 3: We tried.
[24:07] Speaker 1: You just saw a negotiation live. He did high, high
[24:09] Speaker 1: stakes negotiation.
[24:11] Speaker 3: So what do you look for in women?
[24:13] Speaker 2: In women?
[24:14] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[24:15] Speaker 2: Hmm. Just hiding. I don't know, but I feel like
[24:20] Speaker 2: women need this type of shit. You need to feel yourself.
[24:23] Speaker 2: You cannot.
[24:24] Speaker 3: What type of women do you like?
[24:25] Speaker 4: I like pretty girl.
[24:27] Speaker 1: So does Will Smith.
[24:29] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
[24:29] Speaker 1: Great song.
[24:30] Speaker 2: Great song. Yeah.
[24:31] Speaker 3: He made a whole song about it.
[24:33] Speaker 2: Pretty girls?
[24:33] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[24:34] Speaker 1: He goes, I like pretty girls. Have you heard Will
[24:37] Speaker 1: Smith's new song?
[24:38] Speaker 2: Nah. Yeah, I like brothers. But I know you're not
[24:42] Speaker 2: like brothers, but... Yeah, like brothers.
[24:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like my older brother.
[24:45] Speaker 3: We've been doing this a long time. What nationality girls
[24:48] Speaker 3: do you like? You don't care, don't matter?
[24:50] Speaker 2: Nah, just pretty girls. I don't care about any of that.
[24:53] Speaker 1: Ever since you got famous, have you noticed more attention
[24:56] Speaker 1: from women?
[24:58] Speaker 3: Yeah, 100%. Yeah?
[24:58] Speaker 2: Is it cool? Yeah, it's cool. I got no bitches
[25:03] Speaker 2: before I die once, feel me? Really? And now I can.
[25:07] Speaker 3: Get some. You got one that you like? You got
[25:10] Speaker 3: any celebrity crushes?
[25:14] Speaker 2: Nah, nah.
[25:15] Speaker 3: Any streamers that you think are hot?
[25:18] Speaker 2: Nah. There's a lot of, but it's not like a
[25:21] Speaker 2: celebrity crush. It's a lot of good looking women out there.
[25:25] Speaker 3: Feel me? You want to settle down? Nah.
[25:30] Speaker 2: I'm just seeing where the vibes go. Wait, so how
[25:35] Speaker 2: y'all find your wife?
[25:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, so he has not found his wife. Not even close.
[25:40] Speaker 1: Not even remotely close.
[25:42] Speaker 3: Almost doomed, really. No, it's the opposite, in fact.
[25:45] Speaker 1: He's doing great.
[25:46] Speaker 3: He found his wife. No, no, not that part. Not
[25:51] Speaker 3: finding my wife has been the opposite of being doomed.
[25:54] Speaker 3: The only time I ever feel doomed is when I
[25:55] Speaker 3: have a significant other.
[25:57] Speaker 4: Oh, you have?
[25:58] Speaker 3: Yeah, when I do have one is when I start
[26:01] Speaker 3: to feel kind of sad.
[26:02] Speaker 4: So how about, Riley, just focus on yourself?
[26:04] Speaker 3: That's it.
[26:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, right?
[26:05] Speaker 3: That's the vibes, bro. Am I and your mom and
[26:07] Speaker 3: your mom? Focus on yourself and your mom.
[26:10] Speaker 4: Oh, and my mom.
[26:11] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[26:11] Speaker 4: How about my dad?
[26:12] Speaker 2: You don't care about dad?
[26:13] Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. But they can take care of themselves.
[26:16] Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, it's dad.
[26:17] Speaker 2: They grow up as men.
[26:18] Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
[26:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel you.
[26:20] Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[26:21] Speaker 4: But mom is kind of like.
[26:23] Speaker 3: No, I'm playing. You should find a nice girl. But
[26:27] Speaker 3: do it when you want to. There's no age for it.
[26:29] Speaker 1: When you stop looking.
[26:30] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[26:31] Speaker 1: Dang, the cliches are true, dude. Like, you know, when
[26:34] Speaker 1: you're not looking and you're just in your bag doing
[26:36] Speaker 1: your work. Loving yourself.
[26:39] Speaker 3: You said.
[26:39] Speaker 2: And the girls are going to come to you.
[26:41] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[26:42] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[26:42] Speaker 4: You cannot force anything. They're going to come to you.
[26:44] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[26:44] Speaker 3: Hopefully. You know, hopefully. Ray, do you ever feel like
[26:47] Speaker 3: all this could just be a simulation anyways? Like we
[26:49] Speaker 3: could just be on a spinning rock floating through space.
[26:52] Speaker 3: What does it all mean? You know, you're 40. You're 20.
[26:55] Speaker 3: Like 19. Does that really even mean anything? Like are we,
[26:58] Speaker 3: is this any of this real? Are we even here?
[27:00] Speaker 2: Bamba clap.
[27:02] Speaker 3: Exactly. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
[27:04] Speaker 2: Bamba clap.
[27:04] Speaker 3: Wise. Wise. What's the point of all of it?
[27:07] Speaker 4: Yeah, and at the end of the day, we all
[27:08] Speaker 4: gonna die.
[27:09] Speaker 3: Facts.
[27:10] Speaker 2: Why don't we just jump off the bridge? Fuck it, bro.
[27:12] Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well. Yep. Nah, nah.
[27:16] Speaker 1: And if we do jump off a bridge, it's gonna be,
[27:18] Speaker 1: there's gonna be water underneath it.
[27:20] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, water, water, water. It's like a die.
[27:23] Speaker 3: Like die from a survivable level.
[27:24] Speaker 4: Yeah, survivable die.
[27:25] Speaker 2: Like have fun.
[27:26] Speaker 3: Yeah, have fun is what you're saying.
[27:27] Speaker 4: Have fun, have fun.
[27:28] Speaker 2: You're saying have fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[27:29] Speaker 1: Have fun.
[27:30] Speaker 2: Exactly.
[27:30] Speaker 3: Fuck it. We're having fun, dude.
[27:33] Speaker 1: So have you ever shot a firearm?
[27:35] Speaker 3: What's that? A gun.
[27:38] Speaker 2: Yeah, back in the days.
[27:39] Speaker 3: What days, bro?
[27:40] Speaker 1: You're 19 years old.
[27:42] Speaker 3: You were 7.
[27:43] Speaker 2: Back in the days when the military, me and my boys, him,
[27:45] Speaker 2: John Hung. Bro, bro.
[27:47] Speaker 4: That's my roommate, him, John, who we've been shooting shit.
[27:50] Speaker 1: This is crazy. Dude, dude.
[27:55] Speaker 3: What are you talking about? You were shooting with who?
[27:59] Speaker 2: He's my roommate.
[28:00] Speaker 3: What's his name?
[28:01] Speaker 2: He's my roommate.
[28:03] Speaker 1: Dude, you're not saying anything.
[28:05] Speaker 2: No, I am.
[28:06] Speaker 3: No, I know.
[28:07] Speaker 2: That's his name.
[28:08] Speaker 3: What is his name?
[28:09] Speaker 4: My name is Chen Rui. My real name is Xu
[28:11] Speaker 4: Chen Rui.
[28:13] Speaker 2: My name is Xu Chen Rui.
[28:14] Speaker 3: Okay.
[28:15] Speaker 4: Try to say it.
[28:16] Speaker 1: Xu Chen Rui.
[28:16] Speaker 2: Yeah, Xu Chen Rui.
[28:17] Speaker 1: Xu Chen Rui. Try to say it, Mike.
[28:19] Speaker 3: Xu Chen Rui.
[28:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my real name.
[28:21] Speaker 3: And what is your roommate's name?
[28:23] Speaker 2: Hing Chang Hun.
[28:25] Speaker 3: Hing Chang Hun?
[28:25] Speaker 2: Yeah, Hing Chang Hun.
[28:27] Speaker 3: Hing Chang Hun.
[28:29] Speaker 2: Yeah, Hing Chang Hun.
[28:29] Speaker 3: It sounds like Kim Jong Un. That's racist. Is that racist?
[28:33] Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
[28:34] Speaker 2: Is that racist?
[28:35] Speaker 3: That's racist.
[28:36] Speaker 4: Oh, I can't go to follow.
[28:38] Speaker 3: You can't go there. Thematically, they sound similar. They sound similar.
[28:43] Speaker 3: How do you spell him zhang hu? How do you
[28:45] Speaker 3: spell it?
[28:47] Speaker 4: Nah, it's not English.
[28:48] Speaker 2: It's Chinese.
[28:49] Speaker 4: Spell it.
[28:50] Speaker 3: Spell it in English.
[28:52] Speaker 2: In English, it's him zhang hu.
[28:56] Speaker 1: How would you spell it if you had to spell it?
[28:59] Speaker 2: I-N-C-H-E-N I see.
[29:04] Speaker 1: Okay.
[29:06] Speaker 3: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
[29:07] Speaker 1: I'm learning.
[29:08] Speaker 3: Those last letters are crazy.
[29:10] Speaker 1: I'm learning.
[29:11] Speaker 3: I'm learning. Okay. Okay. So you used to shoot guns
[29:13] Speaker 3: with your boys.
[29:14] Speaker 2: We've been shooting guns. Filming like Taiwan, China. Filming the field.
[29:17] Speaker 2: In the field. Back in the day, we'd be hiding
[29:19] Speaker 2: like touching bullets and shit. Real life Call of Duty.
[29:22] Speaker 3: Wait, you've been at war. You went to war. Yeah.
[29:25] Speaker 3: You've been in the military. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[29:26] Speaker 1: Mandatory military service.
[29:28] Speaker 2: Mandatory, yeah.
[29:28] Speaker 3: What's that like?
[29:29] Speaker 1: Your country is just like you have to serve in
[29:32] Speaker 1: the military?
[29:32] Speaker 2: Nah, I've never been in the military.
[29:34] Speaker 3: What?
[29:35] Speaker 2: I've never been in the military.
[29:37] Speaker 1: But it says on my PDF that you did mandatory
[29:39] Speaker 1: military service.
[29:40] Speaker 2: Yeah, they think I'm going to be in the military. Because,
[29:41] Speaker 2: you know Mafia, right? Like, last year. What's it called? November. November.
[29:51] Speaker 3: Okay. You did it?
[29:55] Speaker 4: Kyle was streaming like 30 days straight. Like the shit, right?
[29:57] Speaker 2: I remember.
[29:58] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[30:00] Speaker 4: And after that, I.
[30:01] Speaker 2: Just been gone internet for like four or five months.
[30:04] Speaker 2: They don't even know where I'm at.
[30:06] Speaker 3: Doing what?
[30:08] Speaker 2: Playing 2K. I'm not sure.
[30:12] Speaker 3: You played 2K for four months? Yeah.
[30:15] Speaker 2: I gave it a little bit.
[30:16] Speaker 3: Feel me?
[30:17] Speaker 2: They all thought I'm going to maintain some shit. They
[30:20] Speaker 2: worry about me whole time. I'm playing 2K.
[30:24] Speaker 1: So you were supposed to be doing mandatory military service.
[30:27] Speaker 2: No, no, no. I'm not supposed to do it. But it's...
[30:29] Speaker 2: Everybody thinks I'm going to the military. But I wasn't
[30:34] Speaker 2: in the military. I was in the 2K. Oh. Yeah.
[30:39] Speaker 1: Is this like a crime against the state? Can you
[30:42] Speaker 1: admit this?
[30:42] Speaker 2: No, no, no. That's Taiwan.
[30:45] Speaker 4: Military shit is.
[30:47] Speaker 3: Yeah, but are you ever going to maybe go back? Nah.
[30:52] Speaker 3: Can they come get you? Can they come pick you up?
[30:54] Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm good.
[30:56] Speaker 3: What if they come here and they're like, yo, come
[30:57] Speaker 3: with us. You got to go.
[30:58] Speaker 4: They don't ever do that.
[31:00] Speaker 3: They might need you for China, bro. They're down a bunch.
[31:04] Speaker 2: I'm skinny, bro.
[31:04] Speaker 3: Too skinny?
[31:05] Speaker 2: I can't do shit, bro. Because I shoot guns.
[31:06] Speaker 3: Yeah, you could shoot fire. Well, what if you're a marksman?
[31:08] Speaker 3: What if you're a good operator?
[31:10] Speaker 2: Operator?
[31:11] Speaker 3: What type of gun do you shoot? AK-47. Oh my goodness. Damn.
[31:15] Speaker 3: You're a trained assassin.
[31:17] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[31:18] Speaker 3: Are you talking about Call of Duty?
[31:20] Speaker 2: Yeah wait you're talking about real life yes yeah oh nah.
[31:25] Speaker 1: You've never shot a real gun.
[31:27] Speaker 2: Yeah i should go in like gun range before but
[31:29] Speaker 2: okay okay not in the real field though not in
[31:32] Speaker 2: the real field yeah real field i haven't died i
[31:36] Speaker 2: should be crazy can you rap a little.
[31:38] Speaker 1: Bit a little bit yeah should we give him a word.
[31:43] Speaker 4: You rap right you got a song and shit.
[31:45] Speaker 1: I got i got songs but i don't rap i
[31:47] Speaker 1: mean no i No, why? Do you want to freestyle?
[31:50] Speaker 2: Wait, hold on.
[31:52] Speaker 4: So you're saying I'm like Ricegum? Like, we do the
[31:56] Speaker 4: same shit?
[31:56] Speaker 1: No, I was actually going to ask if you knew
[32:01] Speaker 1: who's the Asian kid with the deep voice, really good rapper,
[32:05] Speaker 1: had to change his name.
[32:06] Speaker 3: Rich Brian?
[32:07] Speaker 2: Rich Brian.
[32:08] Speaker 3: Rich Brian.
[32:10] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rich Brian.
[32:11] Speaker 3: With the gold teeth. He's sick.
[32:13] Speaker 4: He's sick?
[32:14] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great.
[32:15] Speaker 2: I used to listen to him like one or two songs.
[32:17] Speaker 1: What was his name? What was his name before Rich Brian?
[32:19] Speaker 1: It was something. He had to change it because it was.
[32:22] Speaker 4: Oh, Heng Chang-ho.
[32:23] Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
[32:25] Speaker 2: Heng Chang-ho. That's him. That's all his name and shit.
[32:31] Speaker 3: Your roommate.
[32:32] Speaker 2: Your roommate. Yeah, they got the same name.
[32:34] Speaker 3: You guys used to shoot guns.
[32:35] Speaker 2: You used to shoot guns and shit.
[32:39] Speaker 4: I'm going to call my, I'm going to steal your show.
[32:40] Speaker 4: Fuck it.
[32:41] Speaker 2: I'm going to call my show.
[32:44] Speaker 4: Ray Kong Show.
[32:47] Speaker 2: Yeah. Welcome to my show. This is my guest, Logan,
[32:52] Speaker 2: and Mike is my guest. Welcome to my show.
[32:58] Speaker 3: Thanks for having us.
[32:58] Speaker 2: Thanks for having us, Ray.
[33:00] Speaker 3: Do you want to ask some questions?
[33:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, one of our first podcasts.
[33:05] Speaker 2: I want to ask you a question. What do you
[33:08] Speaker 2: think about... Yeah, I could never be a podcast host.
[33:14] Speaker 3: Rob Markman Yes, you could, Ray. Yes, you could.
[33:17] Speaker 1: Yes, you could, dude.
[33:18] Speaker 3: I don't see you streaming forever.
[33:20] Speaker 2: I don't see me streaming forever, too.
[33:24] Speaker 1: Rob Markman Do you want to open a business or something?
[33:27] Speaker 3: Sell LED signs or something?
[33:28] Speaker 4: Nah, I want to make noodles.
[33:29] Speaker 3: Rob Markman Noodles.
[33:32] Speaker 4: Nah, I'm not even joking.
[33:33] Speaker 3: Rob Markman Are you good at it?
[33:34] Speaker 4: I'm damn good at making noodles.
[33:36] Speaker 3: What type?
[33:37] Speaker 4: I like to eat noodles.
[33:39] Speaker 3: Prepare now. What type of noodles?
[33:41] Speaker 4: Like cup noodles. Like good noodles.
[33:44] Speaker 2: Feel me? Bro.
[33:45] Speaker 3: Yo, I'm not going to lie to you. Somebody will
[33:47] Speaker 3: probably reach out to you after this. If you did
[33:49] Speaker 3: your own like CPG cup of noodles right now at
[33:52] Speaker 3: your current state, it would go crazy. It would actually
[33:56] Speaker 3: go insane.
[33:56] Speaker 1: It would go consumer product goods.
[33:59] Speaker 3: Like packaged consumer packaged goods.
[34:00] Speaker 2: Like good packaged?
[34:01] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[34:01] Speaker 3: Consumer packaged goods.
[34:02] Speaker 4: I'm passing my thought.
[34:04] Speaker 3: What was that last part?
[34:05] Speaker 4: I'm about to do it.
[34:07] Speaker 3: You need to do it. If you did it right now.
[34:09] Speaker 3: I'm about to do it. Oh, sick.
[34:10] Speaker 4: I'm walking on you right now.
[34:11] Speaker 3: Oh, they're giving a thumbs up. Amazing.
[34:14] Speaker 1: Is it called Raised Noodles?
[34:16] Speaker 4: It's called Raymond Noodle.
[34:19] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[34:20] Speaker 2: That's fucking brilliant.
[34:20] Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to be rich, man. Can you, okay. Bro, bro.
[34:25] Speaker 3: Raymond Noodle? Yeah, it's crazy. That's insane. I want in.
[34:29] Speaker 3: I want in.
[34:29] Speaker 2: You want in?
[34:30] Speaker 1: I want in.
[34:30] Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
[34:31] Speaker 3: Can you imagine? I want in.
[34:33] Speaker 4: I'm letting you know, bro.
[34:35] Speaker 1: Because I love ramen noodles. I adore ramen noodles.
[34:39] Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
[34:41] Speaker 1: That's like way to change the game.
[34:44] Speaker 3: Can you do a spicy one? Spicy ramen noodles? Yeah,
[34:46] Speaker 3: I got you.
[34:47] Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
[34:47] Speaker 1: Hell yeah, we can.
[34:48] Speaker 2: Hell fucking yeah. You can do anything. Whatever you want,
[34:50] Speaker 2: let me know.
[34:51] Speaker 4: Same package.
[34:52] Speaker 2: You feel me?
[34:52] Speaker 3: Hell yeah. What if you get richer than Kaisei?
[35:00] Speaker 2: I'm still rich.
[35:01] Speaker 3: Yeah, but the student... No, your name won't change. Yeah. Yeah,
[35:05] Speaker 3: your name stays the same. Yeah, your name has no...
[35:07] Speaker 3: There's no effect on your name whatsoever, but you.
[35:09] Speaker 2: What do you mean?
[35:12] Speaker 3: How do I say this? So because of the product,
[35:15] Speaker 3: Raymond's Noodles, Raymond Noodles, you actually make more money than
[35:20] Speaker 3: Kai Senei.
[35:22] Speaker 2: I could never make more money than Kai.
[35:24] Speaker 1: Yes, you could.
[35:24] Speaker 3: Yes, we can, dude. I'm telling you.
[35:26] Speaker 1: Our new business is going to crush. Yeah, but dude,
[35:29] Speaker 1: now that we have Raymond Noodles and we figured this out.
[35:31] Speaker 2: He got money.
[35:33] Speaker 1: Yeah, but dude, you know how many people like noodles?
[35:36] Speaker 1: It's like one of my favorite things to eat.
[35:38] Speaker 3: Ray, Ray, what we're working on, the three of us here,
[35:41] Speaker 3: is going to the moon, dude. I'm really happy that
[35:43] Speaker 3: you brought us this idea, dude. We just have to
[35:46] Speaker 3: have you sign something on the way out. It's an
[35:48] Speaker 3: NDA for the show. It'll be... Oh, you're going to
[35:52] Speaker 3: steal my shit? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[35:55] Speaker 3: You're the face. You're the face.
[35:57] Speaker 1: We'll do the marketing, the work behind the scenes, whatever.
[35:59] Speaker 2: But you're the owner. I'm like cosine.
[36:01] Speaker 3: No, you be the face.
[36:02] Speaker 1: We'll license the product to you. We'll give you a
[36:05] Speaker 1: small equity percentage.
[36:05] Speaker 2: I shouldn't even say that. You're trying to steal my
[36:07] Speaker 2: shit right now. No, no, no.
[36:09] Speaker 3: We can't do this without you, Ray. We need you.
[36:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
[36:12] Speaker 4: And right now I know, so I will say no.
[36:16] Speaker 3: It's unfortunately a little bit too late to say no, Ray.
[36:19] Speaker 1: Look at the condition of his Lushley box. Clearly, we
[36:24] Speaker 1: know how to market product.
[36:25] Speaker 3: It's fine.
[36:26] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been sitting around.
[36:27] Speaker 2: When you make this?
[36:28] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's me, Mr. Beast and KSI.
[36:30] Speaker 2: I gotta have it before.
[36:32] Speaker 1: Where's the nachos?
[36:34] Speaker 3: There's nothing in it.
[36:35] Speaker 2: Oh, here.
[36:36] Speaker 3: Defective product.
[36:38] Speaker 1: The pizza.
[36:39] Speaker 2: Hold on.
[36:40] Speaker 3: How long have these.
[36:40] Speaker 1: Because this is a refrigerated product. I'm just saying.
[36:43] Speaker 3: Is it gonna die?
[36:44] Speaker 2: Yeah, never mind. I'll put it back. It's good.
[36:48] Speaker 3: It's just not... It's not been in the fridge.
[36:50] Speaker 2: Your stomach gonna hurt.
[36:52] Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to refrigerate the goods, bro.
[36:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's perishables in there.
[36:56] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[36:56] Speaker 1: But dude, that's what I'm saying.
[36:58] Speaker 3: You're on to something. All right, Raymond Noodles is sick, bro.
[37:00] Speaker 1: You got to get into retail.
[37:02] Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
[37:03] Speaker 1: You got to get into retail.
[37:05] Speaker 3: Holy shit, Ray. Huh?
[37:12] Speaker 1: I know the number one manufacturers of that type of
[37:15] Speaker 1: goods in China.
[37:18] Speaker 3: Bro, they can make our noodles. I'm not kidding, bro.
[37:21] Speaker 3: Our noodles?
[37:22] Speaker 2: Oh?
[37:23] Speaker 3: Yeah, we came up with this. Yeah, us.
[37:25] Speaker 2: Us?
[37:26] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[37:26] Speaker 2: That's not me.
[37:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, but you said it on the show here before
[37:29] Speaker 3: you trademarked it, unfortunately. And so, this is our IP.
[37:33] Speaker 3: And so, we're still willing to give you a share.
[37:36] Speaker 4: See, like, all people are trying to, like.
[37:38] Speaker 3: Small share that we can license.
[37:40] Speaker 4: All people are trying to take advantage of, like.
[37:43] Speaker 2: Young people.
[37:44] Speaker 3: This has nothing to do with age.
[37:45] Speaker 4: See, y'all been moving in the street.
[37:47] Speaker 2: For 48 minutes.
[37:47] Speaker 3: This has nothing to do with age.
[37:49] Speaker 2: Y'all like money.
[37:49] Speaker 4: Y'all like money.
[37:50] Speaker 2: Everybody like money.
[37:51] Speaker 1: Not me, bro.
[37:53] Speaker 3: No, I do.
[37:53] Speaker 1: I do.
[37:54] Speaker 3: I do. Dude, so, I mean, like... Who got more bread? Kai, Aiden,
[38:00] Speaker 3: or Speed?
[38:00] Speaker 2: I don't even know, bro. They're all rich.
[38:07] Speaker 3: What if you had to take... Are they all rich?
[38:09] Speaker 2: They're all rich. Rich. Yeah, they're all rich.
[38:14] Speaker 3: If you had to guess, which one would it be?
[38:20] Speaker 2: Can't even guess it.
[38:21] Speaker 3: It's too hard. It's too hard. If someone came up
[38:23] Speaker 3: to you and they were like, you have to give
[38:25] Speaker 3: us one name out of the three of those right
[38:26] Speaker 3: now or you have to go to Taiwan to do
[38:28] Speaker 3: your service right now for the rest of your life,
[38:30] Speaker 3: mandatory service, and you had to choose just one.
[38:35] Speaker 2: I'll probably say Aiden.
[38:36] Speaker 3: Clip it. Put it on TikTok right now. Just cut
[38:38] Speaker 3: just straight from my question to his answer. Thank you.
[38:41] Speaker 1: We'll just cut out the dead space in between and
[38:43] Speaker 1: just get a viral clip.
[38:44] Speaker 3: We're clip farming you. To drive our business.
[38:47] Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay.
[38:48] Speaker 3: Raise noodles.
[38:48] Speaker 1: Are the Supreme socks fake as well?
[38:50] Speaker 3: Raymond noodles.
[38:51] Speaker 2: Supreme socks?
[38:51] Speaker 1: Yeah, are the Supreme socks?
[38:53] Speaker 2: Oh, Supreme?
[38:53] Speaker 3: Are they fake?
[38:54] Speaker 2: They're fake. They're from China. What about- They're from China.
[38:58] Speaker 3: What about LED Tony?
[38:59] Speaker 1: Do you know him?
[39:00] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[39:01] Speaker 4: He made a lie. He's like- He's like, what do
[39:05] Speaker 4: you say?
[39:05] Speaker 2: He's like Trump.
[39:06] Speaker 4: He's like Trump.
[39:07] Speaker 1: He's very funny.
[39:08] Speaker 2: Yeah. He's from China too.
[39:10] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[39:10] Speaker 1: He'll like roll a clip and be like, I don't
[39:12] Speaker 1: give a fuck.
[39:13] Speaker 4: Would you call him a podcast?
[39:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so. He's funny, man.
[39:19] Speaker 3: He's really funny. So, wait.
[39:24] Speaker 1: China is mostly communist.
[39:28] Speaker 2: Huh? CCP.
[39:29] Speaker 4: CCP.
[39:30] Speaker 1: China china's mostly communist the chinese communist party what i
[39:34] Speaker 1: mean communist like a type of government um what was.
[39:39] Speaker 2: That oh I'm not into this government shit. I don't
[39:45] Speaker 2: live life.
[39:45] Speaker 3: They ruled the state with an iron fist.
[39:49] Speaker 2: Maybe.
[39:49] Speaker 1: It's more an equal distribution of wealth.
[39:54] Speaker 3: From a socioeconomic model, yes. But generally speaking, there is
[39:57] Speaker 3: a totalitarian, it's a dictatorship.
[40:00] Speaker 1: They tend to go hand in hand. It was a
[40:02] Speaker 1: concept by Karl Marx, Marxism.
[40:04] Speaker 3: Are you familiar with Marxism? Yeah.
[40:07] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[40:09] Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite philosopher?
[40:14] Speaker 1: Plato, like Aristotle, Socrates.
[40:16] Speaker 4: What the fuck is that?
[40:19] Speaker 1: It's a kid's toy that you're not supposed to swallow
[40:21] Speaker 1: or play with if you're under the age of three.
[40:24] Speaker 1: That's Plato.
[40:25] Speaker 3: Wait.
[40:27] Speaker 4: What the fuck are we talking about? What the fuck?
[40:29] Speaker 3: I don't know, Ray.
[40:30] Speaker 1: And I haven't known for the past 40 minutes.
[40:32] Speaker 2: What the fuck?
[40:33] Speaker 3: Just me being candid.
[40:34] Speaker 4: What the fuck are we talking about? Are we talking
[40:36] Speaker 4: about noodles and toys?
[40:39] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[40:39] Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah.
[40:41] Speaker 1: Our show is... It is what it is.
[40:48] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[40:49] Speaker 2: Our show is special.
[40:51] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[40:51] Speaker 4: We're not talking about anything.
[40:53] Speaker 3: Anything. It's called impulsive.
[40:55] Speaker 2: I feel like this time is a podcast. This time
[40:57] Speaker 2: is an interview. It's a chat. Chat. Chat. Chat. We'll
[41:02] Speaker 2: be chatting.
[41:03] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[41:03] Speaker 2: Where do you think the future of.
[41:05] Speaker 3: AI is headed to?
[41:10] Speaker 2: I'm 19.
[41:13] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[41:14] Speaker 2: What the fuck?
[41:17] Speaker 3: I feel like you actually would know.
[41:18] Speaker 2: God damn, you're too old.
[41:19] Speaker 3: No, but you're the future.
[41:19] Speaker 2: I'm too young for this shit, bro. I mean, it's AI,
[41:22] Speaker 2: but shit. What the fuck I know about AI?
[41:23] Speaker 4: That's AI.
[41:24] Speaker 3: Do you stream?
[41:25] Speaker 2: I do stream. Fuck, I play games and shit. I
[41:27] Speaker 2: don't know nothing about that.
[41:29] Speaker 3: Do you use AI at all?
[41:31] Speaker 2: What do you use it for? I'm trying to buy
[41:35] Speaker 2: some cars. I'm trying to compare cars to cars.
[41:41] Speaker 3: What cars are you comparing?
[41:44] Speaker 2: I'm looking at which one is better, M3 or M4.
[41:48] Speaker 2: I'm going to compare them to you.
[41:52] Speaker 3: Did you buy one of those cars? No.
[41:55] Speaker 2: I want to.
[41:56] Speaker 3: Do you have a car?
[41:57] Speaker 1: Yes.
[41:58] Speaker 3: Do you have a license? Yeah. Do you know what
[42:00] Speaker 3: a giraffe is?
[42:02] Speaker 2: Giraffe?
[42:02] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[42:03] Speaker 2: Mentor?
[42:05] Speaker 3: Mini mentor?
[42:06] Speaker 2: You just monk?
[42:07] Speaker 3: Simon? You just monk?
[42:09] Speaker 2: You 35 years of monk on the show.
[42:13] Speaker 1: Don't bless him with 35.
[42:15] Speaker 2: No. Oh, you 40. Yeah.
[42:17] Speaker 3: Do you know what a giraffe is?
[42:19] Speaker 2: Giraffe?
[42:19] Speaker 4: Like giraffe?
[42:21] Speaker 2: Mentor?
[42:23] Speaker 1: No.
[42:23] Speaker 2: Giraffe?
[42:25] Speaker 3: Giraffe.
[42:26] Speaker 4: Oh, giraffe.
[42:26] Speaker 2: Giraffe.
[42:28] Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes. No, like a graph. The animal? Nickelback?
[42:34] Speaker 2: The animal?
[42:35] Speaker 1: Yes.
[42:36] Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
[42:36] Speaker 3: No, no.
[42:36] Speaker 4: You're Ray.
[42:37] Speaker 1: You're 19.
[42:37] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm 19.
[42:44] Speaker 4: How the fuck we talk to cars to drive?
[42:47] Speaker 1: I can assure you it'll get weirder as well.
[42:49] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[42:51] Speaker 3: Dude, how do you speak such good English?
[42:53] Speaker 2: Wait, I know Phantom on this show, right? Phantom.
[42:56] Speaker 3: He's on the show. Phantom on the show.
[42:58] Speaker 4: What you talking about? I see some serious shit, but
[43:01] Speaker 4: I never see that.
[43:02] Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something, and our audience is
[43:05] Speaker 1: going to hate to hear this. But we've done about
[43:07] Speaker 1: 500 episodes of this show. Neither of us can recall
[43:12] Speaker 1: a single conversation that's taken place.
[43:14] Speaker 3: As soon as you walk off the set, I'll forget
[43:16] Speaker 3: that we even did the show. It's almost like someone
[43:18] Speaker 3: erases my brain immediately.
[43:20] Speaker 2: My head hurt right now.
[43:24] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[43:25] Speaker 2: My head hurt right now.
[43:26] Speaker 3: How much of that snot is going?
[43:28] Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
[43:28] Speaker 3: No, it's fine.
[43:29] Speaker 2: I'm doing a deep one.
[43:32] Speaker 3: And that's just straight chopped cheese going.
[43:36] Speaker 4: Nah, straight meat.
[43:37] Speaker 2: Yeah, the meat is stuck in my throat.
[43:43] Speaker 3: Do you smoke weed?
[43:45] Speaker 2: Nah.
[43:45] Speaker 3: You ever tried any mind-altering? A little bit.
[43:50] Speaker 2: Huh? Tiny bit of weed? Yeah, like sometimes.
[43:53] Speaker 1: You drink yet?
[43:55] Speaker 2: I drink, but I don't like drink.
[43:57] Speaker 1: You can't even drink legally here in the United States yet.
[43:59] Speaker 2: I mean, in Taiwan, I can.
[44:01] Speaker 1: What's the age in Taiwan?
[44:02] Speaker 3: Eighteen? Eighteen.
[44:05] Speaker 1: What's the drinking culture like out there?
[44:07] Speaker 2: Are people getting fucked up? Getting fucked up, sleeping outside.
[44:12] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[44:13] Speaker 2: Drunk as fuck.
[44:14] Speaker 1: Sleeping outside is wild. Yeah. Have you ever gotten so
[44:16] Speaker 1: drunk you had to sleep outside?
[44:17] Speaker 3: Hell, I've slept in bushes. No, you haven't. Hell yeah.
[44:20] Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Bushes are, they're comfortable. That's crazy. There's some
[44:23] Speaker 3: comfortable bushes.
[44:25] Speaker 4: I know y'all time getting.
[44:27] Speaker 2: Drunk as fuck because you've been through so much shit.
[44:30] Speaker 4: You've experienced so much shit.
[44:33] Speaker 2: That happened in your life.
[44:34] Speaker 3: You probably go through everything.
[44:35] Speaker 4: You probably eat more salt than I eat my rice.
[44:40] Speaker 2: Does that make sense?
[44:42] Speaker 3: We eat more salt than you eat in your rice?
[44:44] Speaker 4: In my whole life.
[44:45] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[44:47] Speaker 4: You're like my dad age. And you're like my uncle age.
[44:52] Speaker 3: I'm uncle. And I'm dad.
[44:54] Speaker 4: You got kids?
[44:56] Speaker 3: No, just because you had said that I was the
[44:58] Speaker 3: age of your dad.
[44:59] Speaker 2: Start a fucking family, bro. What the fuck?
[45:01] Speaker 3: Why?
[45:02] Speaker 4: You're too old for this.
[45:02] Speaker 3: Shit, bro.
[45:03] Speaker 2: Why?
[45:03] Speaker 3: To work. This is my job. Too old for what?
[45:06] Speaker 3: You need kids.
[45:06] Speaker 4: You need family.
[45:07] Speaker 2: You need a wife. Why?
[45:09] Speaker 4: There's no why. If you got the age, you need
[45:11] Speaker 4: to start a family.
[45:12] Speaker 2: Why?
[45:13] Speaker 3: Why do I have to do that?
[45:13] Speaker 2: Retire again.
[45:14] Speaker 4: What the fuck?
[45:15] Speaker 3: Why? I don't have enough money to retire, Ray.
[45:18] Speaker 4: I got to work.
[45:18] Speaker 3: I have to work.
[45:20] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that's true.
[45:21] Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do? I can't just.
[45:23] Speaker 4: But you can get a wife and a kid and
[45:26] Speaker 4: a job too.
[45:26] Speaker 3: But Ray, do I have to? No, you don't.
[45:31] Speaker 2: Okay.
[45:31] Speaker 3: So then why are you forcing me to do it?
[45:35] Speaker 4: I'm looking at you a different way.
[45:36] Speaker 2: You feel me? Like, damn, you really got no wife.
[45:39] Speaker 3: Ray, Ray, Ray. Do you know what the divorce rate is? Divorce?
[45:44] Speaker 2: Yeah, you got divorced.
[45:45] Speaker 3: No, I didn't. But do you know what the divorce
[45:47] Speaker 3: rate is?
[45:47] Speaker 2: Divorce rate?
[45:48] Speaker 3: It's like 70%. You get a wife, guess what? A
[45:51] Speaker 3: couple years later, you ain't got a wife. Yeah. You
[45:53] Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? So yeah, I got no wife.
[45:56] Speaker 3: Maybe I'll have one in a few years. Maybe a
[45:57] Speaker 3: few years after that, I won't.
[45:58] Speaker 2: So you still be getting with the hush?
[46:03] Speaker 3: Yes, he does.
[46:04] Speaker 1: And let me tell you something about him. Although....
[46:09] Speaker 3: You can say it however you want to say it.
[46:11] Speaker 3: He got no hush. No, no, the opposite.
[46:14] Speaker 1: Although he doesn't look like a guy that would ever
[46:17] Speaker 1: get girls in this lifetime. he gets all the girls.
[46:20] Speaker 1: Because he's got what's called the gift of gab.
[46:24] Speaker 3: He can talk. It's a curse.
[46:26] Speaker 2: It's a curse.
[46:26] Speaker 1: You can talk.
[46:27] Speaker 2: He makes the girls laugh.
[46:28] Speaker 1: Every girl, they just want to laugh.
[46:31] Speaker 3: Ray, it's a curse. It's not a good thing. It's
[46:33] Speaker 3: why you don't get a wife. If you can just
[46:36] Speaker 3: constantly hit refresh, it makes things challenging.
[46:39] Speaker 4: Wait, who's your celebrity crush in Maine?
[46:44] Speaker 3: Oh man, this game is tough.
[46:46] Speaker 2: LeBron James.
[46:47] Speaker 4: I'm kidding, but I dabbed LeBron James yesterday.
[46:49] Speaker 2: I dabbed him yesterday bro. You met LeBron? Yeah, I
[46:51] Speaker 2: met KD, I met Travis Scott, Quavo. Oh my gosh,
[46:54] Speaker 2: see German Green.
[46:55] Speaker 1: A lot of big celebrities.
[46:57] Speaker 3: Which one of them would you What? Wait, when you said- Wait, wait,
[47:02] Speaker 3: hold on now.
[47:02] Speaker 2: What you say?
[47:03] Speaker 3: Would you what?
[47:04] Speaker 2: Fuck?
[47:05] Speaker 3: Well, you said celebrity crush.
[47:07] Speaker 2: Is that what you Nah, I'm asking y'all which celebrity
[47:11] Speaker 2: boys crush y'all have.
[47:14] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. That's why I was talking about the same thing.
[47:16] Speaker 3: Same thing. That's why I sent it back to you.
[47:18] Speaker 2: Now, who's your favorite celebrity?
[47:22] Speaker 3: Celebrity boy crush?
[47:23] Speaker 1: I have one.
[47:24] Speaker 3: I have one. Timothy Chalamet.
[47:26] Speaker 2: I don't know who's that.
[47:27] Speaker 3: Timothy Chalamet.
[47:28] Speaker 1: My guy, Tim.
[47:29] Speaker 3: Try Ryan Gosling or Brad Pitt.
[47:31] Speaker 2: Ryan Garcia?
[47:31] Speaker 3: Or Brad....
[47:35] Speaker 4: We said Ryan who?
[47:36] Speaker 3: Gosling.
[47:37] Speaker 2: Gosling. Not Ryan Garcia, man.
[47:38] Speaker 3: The Notebook.
[47:39] Speaker 1: Who's your celebrity boy crush?
[47:44] Speaker 4: I'll say Kawhi Leonard, Kyrie.
[47:48] Speaker 1: Dude, you're going to get really good at this.
[47:51] Speaker 2: At what? Pussy shit?
[47:53] Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
[47:55] Speaker 1: Just being a social media star.
[47:57] Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
[47:58] Speaker 3: You're great. That's why we had you on. Yeah, that's
[48:01] Speaker 3: why we had you on, bro. Come on, dude. It's Ray.
[48:05] Speaker 2: Ray, dude.
[48:07] Speaker 3: Wait, wait.
[48:07] Speaker 2: Quick question. What is podcast called?
[48:10] Speaker 3: Impulsive. Impulsive.
[48:14] Speaker 4: That's changing to chatting show.
[48:18] Speaker 3: We just chatting.
[48:19] Speaker 2: Just chatting.
[48:20] Speaker 3: Just chatting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just chatting.
[48:23] Speaker 1: But that's... Okay, so impulsive, the word in English, essentially
[48:27] Speaker 1: means like.
[48:28] Speaker 3: Imposter.
[48:29] Speaker 2: Imposter.
[48:30] Speaker 3: Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
[48:34] Speaker 4: Wait, so what podcast name for?
[48:38] Speaker 1: Impulsive.
[48:39] Speaker 3: So my last name is Paul.
[48:40] Speaker 1: I'm Logan Paul. I'm your host of this podcast.
[48:42] Speaker 2: Paul Mike?
[48:43] Speaker 3: Yes.
[48:44] Speaker 2: Paul Mike.
[48:44] Speaker 1: I have a brother named Jake as well. It's two
[48:47] Speaker 1: of us, two Pauls. It's a play on words because
[48:51] Speaker 1: the word Paul, fits in impulsive. And impulsive is a
[48:56] Speaker 1: word that describes like spontaneity, making decisions on the fly.
[49:01] Speaker 3: Switching it up.
[49:02] Speaker 1: Switching it up, jumping from one thing to another. You
[49:04] Speaker 1: make quick decisions, you're fluent. And so that's what we've
[49:07] Speaker 1: done on this podcast.
[49:08] Speaker 4: Oh, like switching fast and I don't know what the fuck.
[49:11] Speaker 1: Yes.
[49:12] Speaker 2: Oh, okay. That's fine.
[49:13] Speaker 3: It's all making sense, right?
[49:14] Speaker 2: And you, you chat a lot. Logan just been saying shit. Yeah,
[49:19] Speaker 2: good couple.
[49:19] Speaker 3: Thank you.
[49:20] Speaker 2: Thank you.
[49:20] Speaker 3: Thank you.
[49:21] Speaker 1: Thank you.
[49:22] Speaker 3: Thank you.
[49:22] Speaker 1: We have been told we're cute. One time my dad
[49:25] Speaker 1: pressed me in my room in Los Angeles and demanded
[49:28] Speaker 1: that I tell him whether or not I was hooking
[49:30] Speaker 1: up with Mike.
[49:31] Speaker 2: Huh?
[49:32] Speaker 3: I'm from Ohio. You're from Ohio? I'm from Ohio.
[49:35] Speaker 2: That shit is bad.
[49:38] Speaker 4: Where'd you go?
[49:42] Speaker 1: Oh for guys that was in Ohio.
[49:44] Speaker 4: Oh, hey, um, what the call?
[49:49] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a university you went to.
[49:53] Speaker 1: Nah, nah, I didn't I didn't go there but I
[49:55] Speaker 1: might as well have I don't know I went to
[49:58] Speaker 1: like Ohio University used to stream No, I didn't go.
[50:01] Speaker 3: No, you know, I sure you I did try to
[50:03] Speaker 3: read it.
[50:03] Speaker 4: Oh So you do YouTube most of the time.
[50:05] Speaker 1: Yeah, but now I'm a WWE wrestler.
[50:10] Speaker 2: Oh.
[50:11] Speaker 4: I would just say I think WWE wrestler. Or I
[50:14] Speaker 4: need to get stronger.
[50:16] Speaker 3: You want to join the WWE?
[50:17] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[50:19] Speaker 1: If you started doing 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups a day,
[50:21] Speaker 1: I think it could work.
[50:22] Speaker 4: I have to be strong.
[50:24] Speaker 1: You have to be strong.
[50:24] Speaker 4: I see Travis Scott.
[50:27] Speaker 2: He got slapped, right?
[50:28] Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you.
[50:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a little fickle with his training.
[50:32] Speaker 2: He's a little.
[50:34] Speaker 4: It's cool.
[50:35] Speaker 2: If Travis Scott can do it, I can do it.
[50:37] Speaker 1: I think you could definitely do it, right?
[50:38] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[50:39] Speaker 2: I can get slim.
[50:40] Speaker 3: You could get more slim than that?
[50:42] Speaker 2: I can get slim.
[50:43] Speaker 1: Oh, slim.
[50:45] Speaker 3: Can you do a push-up? Yeah. How many?
[50:48] Speaker 2: I can do like 20, 30, 50. Depending on the day.
[50:52] Speaker 2: Depending on if I want to do it or not.
[50:55] Speaker 2: Because I'm light. You feel me?
[50:57] Speaker 4: It's easy for me to push.
[50:59] Speaker 3: What's your favorite fast food? Fast food?
[51:05] Speaker 2: Shit.
[51:06] Speaker 4: Look at those.
[51:10] Speaker 2: All right.
[51:12] Speaker 1: Look at this piece of shit.
[51:15] Speaker 3: Brand new.
[51:16] Speaker 2: Let me see that.
[51:17] Speaker 1: Let me see that.
[51:17] Speaker 3: Please be careful with this. It's a new product. It's a,
[51:21] Speaker 3: it's a, it's a what? No, no, no, no, please, Ray,
[51:28] Speaker 3: don't open it, please. It's a collectible item. Ray, please,
[51:31] Speaker 3: it's worth millions. I'm not kidding. Please, you have to
[51:34] Speaker 3: be really careful with it. Ray, Ray, Ray, dude. Well,
[51:39] Speaker 3: hold on a second. We don't bend for schedules. We've
[51:42] Speaker 3: got one minute left here. Right. Last question.
[51:46] Speaker 4: I can't even try.
[51:47] Speaker 3: You could try the pieces of shit, I'm sure. Mike
[51:49] Speaker 3: can get another one.
[51:50] Speaker 1: He's rich. He's rich and we just signed a deal
[51:52] Speaker 1: with WWE and Fanatics. Shout out to.
[51:54] Speaker 3: WWE and Fanatics. Thank you so much for having us.
[51:57] Speaker 2: Why is it that you're panicking? You're panicking right now, bro.
[52:02] Speaker 2: You ain't never panicked about your kids and wife. Why
[52:04] Speaker 2: are you panicking about all this?
[52:06] Speaker 3: Because I don't, you want to know why? Because I
[52:08] Speaker 3: don't have kids and a wife. So I don't have
[52:09] Speaker 3: to panic.
[52:10] Speaker 2: Yeah, you should panic about that. You shouldn't panic about
[52:13] Speaker 2: this piece of shit.
[52:14] Speaker 3: When are you going to have kids and a wife, right? Huh?
[52:16] Speaker 3: When are you going to have kids and a wife?
[52:17] Speaker 3: One day. With Kawhi Leonard.
[52:19] Speaker 2: Kawhi Leonard?
[52:20] Speaker 3: Yeah. Your celebrity crush. What the fuck?
[52:23] Speaker 4: We can get pregnant.
[52:23] Speaker 2: We both got a dick. He's right.
[52:27] Speaker 3: He's right. He's right. How does Kawhi Leonard laugh?
[52:33] Speaker 2: He's like Nah he never laugh But he do sometimes
[52:37] Speaker 2: Like He a funny guy Wait who's that Favorite NBA player.
[52:47] Speaker 1: Kevin Durant I love KD, bro.
[52:49] Speaker 2: I love him, bro.
[52:50] Speaker 3: Prime athlete.
[52:51] Speaker 4: I met him yesterday.
[52:51] Speaker 2: He cool as shit. He's awesome. I'm surprised he knows me. Like,
[52:55] Speaker 2: that's crazy.
[52:56] Speaker 3: He's tapped into it. He parties, bro. He's tapping, bro.
[52:59] Speaker 2: He's been crashing out. Is that.
[53:01] Speaker 1: No, you're good. You haven't been crashing out. Is it
[53:04] Speaker 1: weird to have celebrities like Kevin Durant recognize you?
[53:08] Speaker 4: It would never feel weird. It feels so good.
[53:11] Speaker 2: But it's like... It's like.
[53:13] Speaker 4: Crazy, though.
[53:13] Speaker 2: Because he grew up watching him. I got a dance
[53:16] Speaker 2: know you before. I know you in Taiwan. Like, I
[53:20] Speaker 2: know who you are, but I didn't watch you though.
[53:22] Speaker 2: I didn't watch you a lot. I'm like, be honest,
[53:24] Speaker 2: but I know who you are.
[53:25] Speaker 3: Yeah. You didn't want to watch him, right?
[53:27] Speaker 4: I didn't watch you a lot.
[53:28] Speaker 3: But why not? You didn't like his content?
[53:30] Speaker 2: Nah, I just like, I don't know, bro. Before I watch,
[53:34] Speaker 2: I fly cash, more like 2K creators, Trayden.
[53:38] Speaker 3: Would you say he fell off?
[53:41] Speaker 2: Nah, honestly, he never fell off. That's cool.
[53:43] Speaker 3: Nice.
[53:43] Speaker 1: That's a good answer.
[53:44] Speaker 3: That's good.
[53:44] Speaker 2: That's good.
[53:45] Speaker 1: All right, so then now what? Because then you do it, bro.
[53:49] Speaker 3: Wait. I didn't ask, I just asked a question.
[53:51] Speaker 2: Nah, Logan, bro, you're a YouTuber and running a WWE star.
[53:56] Speaker 3: Ray, I have terrible news. They're telling us that there's
[53:59] Speaker 3: been a strike on a local... Ray, we do have
[54:04] Speaker 3: to wrap up. Damn.
[54:05] Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't even know what this podcast
[54:08] Speaker 2: is about, but I really have a great time, though.
[54:10] Speaker 2: It's good to talk to you, Unks. I love you.
[54:13] Speaker 2: I'm there. You're cool as fuck.
[54:15] Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
[54:17] Speaker 4: Shout out to Impostor.
[54:18] Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
[54:19] Speaker 1: Impostor, let's go.
[54:21] Speaker 2: It's Ray.
[54:21] Speaker 3: It's Ray, everybody. Thank you for joining us, Ray. We
[54:25] Speaker 3: appreciate you. Thank you, bro. Thank you, Ray.
[54:27] Speaker 2: I don't even know what this is about, but I
[54:28] Speaker 2: love this show. Thanks, Ray.
[54:30] Speaker 3: Hey, hey.
[54:30] Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.

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