# ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th October 2026

An episode of [ZM's Bree & Clint](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1404629048), 20 Oct 2026, 1 h 07 min.

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• Behaviours we think you should be fined for. • Time Magazine's Best Inventions of 2026. • PSA - vaping isn't cool, and CAN set off the smoke detectors. • Key personal stats you got wrong. Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've
[0:03] Speaker 1: got da-da-dada.
[0:04] Speaker 2: It's ZM's Breein' Clint Podcast.
[0:06] Speaker 1: ZM's Breein' Clint, thanks to KFC. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome
[0:21] Speaker 1: to the Breein' Clint Show. Did you see that? I
[0:23] Speaker 1: feel like I'm living in a... No, some people come
[0:26] Speaker 1: outside to have a look. What is it?
[0:28] Speaker 3: She's wearing the exact same outfit as me. No, not her,
[0:32] Speaker 3: but Kat, who works in this building.
[0:35] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[0:36] Speaker 1: Just walked out. Oh, my God, that's so weird. To
[0:39] Speaker 1: be fair, I think I'm wearing the exact same outfit
[0:41] Speaker 1: as you.
[0:43] Speaker 4: We are.
[0:45] Speaker 3: Well, you've got a T-shirt underneath, so it makes it different,
[0:47] Speaker 3: and a hat. But, I mean, that happens to you
[0:50] Speaker 3: and I quite often.
[0:53] Speaker 1: It's pretty bloody close. Hey, look, I'm Brie. We've morphed.
[0:57] Speaker 3: We've spent so much time together that we have morphed
[1:02] Speaker 3: into the same person.
[1:04] Speaker 1: Whoa. Free laneway tickets on the show today. Yeah, that's right.
[1:10] Speaker 5: Free laneway tickets. At five o'clock, we're going to play
[1:12] Speaker 5: split or steal. Yesterday was a bit nice, wasn't it?
[1:15] Speaker 5: They chose to split. So they got a laneway ticket each.
[1:19] Speaker 3: As soon as one of them said that they were
[1:21] Speaker 3: a nurse, I was like, God, you have to be...
[1:25] Speaker 3: really low life to be taking it off the nurse.
[1:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is an anonymous steal, so there's no repercussions.
[1:33] Speaker 3: So I hope today one person says, I'm a parking warden.
[1:39] Speaker 1: And then you're like, sweet, I'm stealing.
[1:42] Speaker 5: Five o'clock, split or steal with Laneway Wrist Bandits. That's
[1:45] Speaker 5: the game we're playing with free Laneway 2027 tickets.
[1:48] Speaker 1: Five o'clock. We sure are.
[1:49] Speaker 3: Right now on the show, tradie versus lady, there's 50
[1:52] Speaker 3: bucks if you can win 0800DIALZM.
[1:57] Speaker 1: And we'll play next. Who's winning by the tradies? The
[2:00] Speaker 1: tradies have been winning for months. Months and months and months.
[2:03] Speaker 1: Months and months and months.
[2:04] Speaker 6: And the.
[2:06] Speaker 1: Ladies claw one back this afternoon.
[2:10] Speaker 2: Play Zedim's Bree and Clint.
[2:12] Speaker 1: Let's play tradie versus lady.
[2:18] Speaker 2: This is Lady.
[2:21] Speaker 1: Here we go.
[2:22] Speaker 3: The tradies picking up a win yesterday, taking them to 93.
[2:26] Speaker 6: The ladies trailing on 82. Our lady is in Auckland.
[2:30] Speaker 6: She's 37 and she once set the fire alarm off
[2:33] Speaker 6: while drying her hair on her OE.
[2:36] Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. How'd you do that?
[2:41] Speaker 5: Did you point the hairdryer at the water fire alarm thingy?
[2:46] Speaker 1: It's a smoke alarm, and my hair was super frizzy,
[2:49] Speaker 1: and I was living in London at the time, and
[2:51] Speaker 1: obviously all the humidity and the rain.
[2:55] Speaker 3: God.
[2:56] Speaker 1: So it set the fire alarm off. Yeah, wow.
[2:59] Speaker 3: So they had to evacuate the building.
[3:02] Speaker 1: And get all the fireworks to come and clear it.
[3:04] Speaker 1: It was very embarrassing.
[3:05] Speaker 5: Were you wearing just a towel? I imagine you're drying
[3:08] Speaker 5: your hair in the bathroom after a shower.
[3:09] Speaker 7: Oh, no, no.
[3:11] Speaker 1: I was changed. Oh, phew. Lucky Sarah.
[3:14] Speaker 5: You're taking on our tradie from Wellington. He's 45. He's
[3:16] Speaker 5: playing with his son, Xavier, and he does a ripping
[3:19] Speaker 5: stickman impersonation.
[3:21] Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Taz. G'day, Taz. Thank you.
[3:25] Speaker 4: Hello.
[3:25] Speaker 1: We've got to hear some of the stickman, Taz. Hey, Bree.
[3:30] Speaker 1: I'm from Tassie, Australia, just like you. Is that your stickman? Oh,
[3:34] Speaker 1: you want me to do it?
[3:35] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3:36] Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, that's not a very good stickman.
[3:38] Speaker 1: I was like, that just sounds like you. What is it?
[3:41] Speaker 1: I'll just do my, it's $ 2 week. Wow, he is good.
[3:45] Speaker 1: Very good, Taz. And you have a sidekick in Xavier today.
[3:48] Speaker 1: Is that right, Taz?
[3:49] Speaker 7: I've got Xavier next to me, yeah.
[3:51] Speaker 1: Hi, Xavier. Hello.
[3:53] Speaker 3: Hello.
[3:54] Speaker 1: Good luck, guys. Your buzz is tradie.
[3:55] Speaker 5: Sarah Lady, first to three, wins the 50 bucks from KFC.
[3:58] Speaker 3: Beautiful.
[3:59] Speaker 1: Here we go, guys. Question number one.
[4:01] Speaker 3: Which former Disney star is headlining Spark Arena in Auckland tonight?
[4:08] Speaker 1: Disney. I'm sorry, tradie.
[4:09] Speaker 3: Taz?
[4:11] Speaker 1: Hilary Duff. Well done. It is the Duffster. One to
[4:15] Speaker 1: the tradies. Question number two.
[4:16] Speaker 3: Which country gave the world croissants?
[4:19] Speaker 1: Was it France, Austria or Belgium? Yes, Sarah. Taz and Xavier.
[4:27] Speaker 1: Belgium or Austria?
[4:29] Speaker 8: What do you reckon, Xavier?
[4:32] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[4:33] Speaker 7: Belgium.
[4:33] Speaker 1: Belgium. It's actually Austria. I feel like the French claim
[4:38] Speaker 1: the croissant. And the French fry.
[4:41] Speaker 3: We move on to question three. No points there. Buzz
[4:43] Speaker 3: in when you can tell me who sings this song.
[4:46] Speaker 1: I'm in love with your body. Taz. Taz. Sharon. Yeah, Sharon. Yeah,
[4:53] Speaker 1: we got you, Sarah. Taz got in there just first.
[4:55] Speaker 3: Just before you. Question number four. You need this one
[4:59] Speaker 3: to stay in it. Neo, Morpheus and Trinity are characters
[5:03] Speaker 3: in which 1999 film?
[5:05] Speaker 1: Yes, Taz.
[5:07] Speaker 3: The Matrix.
[5:08] Speaker 1: He's got it. Well done. Yeah, well done, guys. Taz
[5:17] Speaker 1: and Xavier, two good today.
[5:18] Speaker 8: Thank you.
[5:19] Speaker 1: Very, very good. Hey, unlucky Sarah. I feel like you
[5:21] Speaker 1: didn't get even a look in there.
[5:24] Speaker 8: No.
[5:25] Speaker 1: I'll go next time. Thanks, Sarah. It's been the story
[5:27] Speaker 1: of the ladies recently. Yeah. They're having a tough time.
[5:30] Speaker 1: It's not over, though.
[5:30] Speaker 5: There's still a long way to go until the end
[5:32] Speaker 5: of the year. We will have an ultimate winner. But
[5:34] Speaker 5: for now, the tradies go to 94. The ladies stay
[5:37] Speaker 5: on 82. This is Hilary Duff.
[5:40] Speaker 1: Speaking of, what a bop. Playing in Auckland tonight.
[5:44] Speaker 2: ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
[5:47] Speaker 1: Andy Burnham. Do you know who he is? No. He's
[5:49] Speaker 1: the current Prime Minister of the UK. Probably should know that. Nah,
[5:53] Speaker 1: he hasn't been Prime Minister for long.
[5:54] Speaker 8: Okay.
[5:55] Speaker 5: And he rolled the other guy. So he wasn't elected. Oh,
[6:00] Speaker 5: he just took over.
[6:01] Speaker 1: Yeah. I think he's quite good though. I don't know.
[6:04] Speaker 5: He is going to start fining people for certain behaviour
[6:07] Speaker 5: on public transport, which is interesting, particularly here in Auckland
[6:10] Speaker 5: where public transport's having a real moment because we've got
[6:13] Speaker 5: our new train, got our big new train, our $ 5.
[6:16] Speaker 1: 5 billion train.
[6:19] Speaker 5: In the UK, they want to make it illegal to
[6:23] Speaker 5: use your phone without headphones on the train.
[6:26] Speaker 1: I am all for this. Isn't it good? God, I'm
[6:31] Speaker 1: for it.
[6:31] Speaker 5: Here's Andy Burnham talking about it on his Instagram account.
[6:35] Speaker 8: Can we talk about one of the most annoying things
[6:37] Speaker 8: on public transport? You're on a train trying to work, reading,
[6:41] Speaker 8: maybe you've finally got your child to sleep, and then
[6:44] Speaker 8: somebody starts blasting videos or music from their phone at
[6:47] Speaker 8: full volume. We've all been there. And it can make
[6:49] Speaker 8: the journey miserable for everybody else. That's why we're launching
[6:53] Speaker 8: a new nationwide campaign across our railways, reminding people to
[6:57] Speaker 8: use headphones instead of playing audio out loud.
[7:00] Speaker 1: Seems like a no-brainer, doesn't it?
[7:02] Speaker 3: It just baffles me when you see someone who's got.
[7:07] Speaker 1: In their own world.
[7:08] Speaker 3: In their own world who has... Or maybe they just
[7:10] Speaker 3: don't care about people around them.
[7:12] Speaker 5: And you know what's more annoying than people listening to
[7:14] Speaker 5: their music on their phone? There's people flicking through videos.
[7:17] Speaker 5: So you only hear like three seconds of a video
[7:20] Speaker 5: each time.
[7:20] Speaker 1: That's even more annoying.
[7:21] Speaker 3: You know, I reckon even trumps that.
[7:23] Speaker 1: What is that?
[7:24] Speaker 3: When someone's taking... A personal phone call on loudspeaker.
[7:28] Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing a video call. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[7:31] Speaker 3: I don't want to hear all the details if it's
[7:33] Speaker 3: a boring work call.
[7:35] Speaker 5: So the train police will be able to hand out
[7:38] Speaker 5: 100 pound fines.
[7:39] Speaker 1: Wow. For not using your headphones. That's a decent fine.
[7:42] Speaker 1: It's 230 bucks. Yeah. That's heaps. I mean, I feel
[7:46] Speaker 1: like it's warranted.
[7:47] Speaker 3: Yeah. If you forgot your headphones, don't make it everyone
[7:51] Speaker 3: else on the train's problem.
[7:52] Speaker 1: It's a weird crime to have committed, though. How many
[7:55] Speaker 1: times do you have to not use your headphones on
[7:56] Speaker 1: the train before you go to prison? Hey, what are
[8:00] Speaker 1: you in here for?
[8:01] Speaker 3: Attempted murder? What are you in here for? I use
[8:03] Speaker 3: my headphones on the train too many times.
[8:05] Speaker 1: Attempted YouTube shorts? Yeah.
[8:08] Speaker 5: If we can find people for not using their headphones
[8:11] Speaker 5: on the train, what else can we find people for?
[8:13] Speaker 1: Can I put one forward? Yeah, go on.
[8:16] Speaker 5: It's very similar, but using a UE boom in a
[8:18] Speaker 5: public place, particularly the beach. Like I don't mind music
[8:22] Speaker 5: at the beach if it's secluded. If you're the only
[8:25] Speaker 5: ones there. But you don't know what music I like
[8:27] Speaker 5: at the beach.
[8:27] Speaker 3: What about when people have like a Uwe Boom on
[8:30] Speaker 3: their bike and they like cruise past?
[8:32] Speaker 5: I don't mind that because they're gone. Yeah. It's the
[8:35] Speaker 5: same as someone driving past in their car.
[8:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We'll leave that one. That's fine.
[8:38] Speaker 5: I'd also like to ban bad BO in a confined space.
[8:42] Speaker 1: You know, if you're a bit whiffy, you should be
[8:45] Speaker 1: able to. There should be someone who can go, ah,
[8:47] Speaker 1: red card.
[8:48] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[8:48] Speaker 1: Can I add to the list? I feel like they
[8:50] Speaker 1: should ban on public transport weird eye contact. weird eye contact.
[8:57] Speaker 3: You know when someone looks at you or stares at
[8:59] Speaker 3: you for too long and then you just feel uncomfortable
[9:01] Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, I can't go anywhere.
[9:03] Speaker 5: What's the statute of limitation for eye contact? Because a
[9:06] Speaker 5: nice smile on public.
[9:07] Speaker 1: Transport is okay.
[9:07] Speaker 3: That's fine.
[9:08] Speaker 1: No, that's not what I'm talking about. Grace got approached
[9:10] Speaker 1: on public transport today.
[9:11] Speaker 3: Oh, no.
[9:13] Speaker 1: Was it fine or was it weird?
[9:15] Speaker 7: It was, he called me miss. It was very respectful.
[9:17] Speaker 1: What did he ask you for?
[9:19] Speaker 7: If I had some marijuana.
[9:20] Speaker 1: Yeah. And I went, sorry, bro. And you went, you've
[9:24] Speaker 1: come to the right place. But he said, cheers, miss.
[9:26] Speaker 10: And I went, ooh.
[9:27] Speaker 5: You said, oh, you should have come five minutes ago.
[9:31] Speaker 5: What about you do you think looks like you have
[9:33] Speaker 5: weed on.
[9:33] Speaker 1: You on the train?
[9:34] Speaker 7: I think I have a very approachable face.
[9:36] Speaker 1: Oh, is that what it is?
[9:37] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[9:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Claudia, what do you want to ban?
[9:40] Speaker 3: Train-specific, people trying to get on before you get off. Oh, yes.
[9:44] Speaker 1: Get out of my way.
[9:45] Speaker 8: Get out of my way.
[9:46] Speaker 1: Same with elevators. Yes, elevators, buses. Oh, don't get me
[9:48] Speaker 1: started on the elevators.
[9:50] Speaker 5: Okay, I want to find people who don't know that
[9:52] Speaker 5: you should keep left on the escalator.
[9:54] Speaker 1: You stand on the side because I want to power
[9:56] Speaker 1: walk up the escalator and you're going to stand there
[9:58] Speaker 1: and go on a joyride next to your friends.
[10:00] Speaker 3: Uh-uh.
[10:01] Speaker 4: Move over.
[10:01] Speaker 1: Or just a.
[10:01] Speaker 9: Single person in the middle.
[10:03] Speaker 1: Move over. Get out of my way. Move over.
[10:05] Speaker 9: And then stopping at the top.
[10:06] Speaker 8: No.
[10:07] Speaker 1: Grace, what are we fighting people for?
[10:09] Speaker 7: Specifically men. Man spreading.
[10:13] Speaker 1: No, women can manspread.
[10:15] Speaker 9: I've never met a woman.
[10:15] Speaker 1: Yeah, we just don't. No, but you can.
[10:17] Speaker 7: I know, but it's never been an issue. I've never
[10:18] Speaker 7: sat beside a woman.
[10:19] Speaker 1: No, I know, but you shouldn't be exempt from the
[10:21] Speaker 1: fine is what I'm saying. Okay, if we do it,
[10:22] Speaker 1: fine us. Yeah, if we're doing it, we get fined too.
[10:25] Speaker 1: And that's not woman spreading, that's manspreading. That's a woman
[10:27] Speaker 1: being fined for manspreading.
[10:29] Speaker 4: Correct.
[10:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm fine with that.
[10:30] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[10:31] Speaker 1: We're imposing fines. We're rewriting the law.
[10:34] Speaker 5: What should be banned and what should people get a
[10:36] Speaker 5: fine for doing behaviour-wise?
[10:38] Speaker 2: That is Franklin.
[10:40] Speaker 3: I feel like they should also implement this law at
[10:44] Speaker 3: every person's home around the country. If your partner decides,
[10:49] Speaker 3: you know, God, the daggers.
[10:51] Speaker 1: If your partner's sitting on the couch.
[10:53] Speaker 8: Yep.
[10:54] Speaker 1: And decides to open their phone and watch videos on
[10:57] Speaker 1: full noise.
[10:58] Speaker 8: Oh, no.
[10:58] Speaker 1: When my wife's reading and I want to have a
[11:00] Speaker 1: bit of phone time? No way, man. No way. You
[11:02] Speaker 1: have to go to the other room. Need to be
[11:04] Speaker 1: videos with subtitles.
[11:05] Speaker 5: Someone said, guys, I can beat using your phone with
[11:08] Speaker 5: no headphones on the train. I was at the library
[11:11] Speaker 5: and a woman sat down next to me and started
[11:14] Speaker 5: watching videos on her phone.
[11:16] Speaker 1: Short reels. At the library? At the library. Is that
[11:18] Speaker 1: the library meant to be like the most quiet place?
[11:22] Speaker 4: It is.
[11:22] Speaker 1: Also, it feels taboo to be on your phone at
[11:24] Speaker 1: the library. Like, shouldn't you have your nose in a book?
[11:26] Speaker 1: It's almost like throwing it in the book's faces. It is.
[11:29] Speaker 1: You know? So we asked, what else should we fine
[11:32] Speaker 1: people for? Joy's here. Hi, Joy.
[11:34] Speaker 8: Hi, Joy.
[11:35] Speaker 10: Hi.
[11:36] Speaker 1: What do you think? If you could hand out a
[11:37] Speaker 1: fine for one behaviour, what would it be?
[11:39] Speaker 4: For people not getting off their phone when you're trying
[11:44] Speaker 4: to serve them in a.
[11:45] Speaker 1: Shop or in a cafe. Oh, that is the height
[11:47] Speaker 1: of rudeness. So they just keep... It's just so rude. Like,
[11:52] Speaker 1: you can't serve the person behind them. No. Do people
[11:56] Speaker 1: still do this, Joy? All the time. I've been in
[11:59] Speaker 1: retail for the last probably 20-odd years, retail hospital.
[12:03] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[12:04] Speaker 4: And it's just, they come up to the bar and
[12:07] Speaker 4: they want to get a drink, but they're on.
[12:08] Speaker 3: Their phone or their phone rings and I'm serving them
[12:10] Speaker 3: and then they just stop.
[12:11] Speaker 1: Talking to me.
[12:11] Speaker 8: Oh, no.
[12:11] Speaker 5: And you've got to be polite about it, right, Joy,
[12:13] Speaker 5: when actually you want to say, excuse me, hello, can
[12:16] Speaker 5: I have your attention, please?
[12:17] Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, and if you go and serve someone.
[12:20] Speaker 1: Else, then they get shitty at you. You should just
[12:23] Speaker 1: put up a sign. You will not be served if
[12:25] Speaker 1: you're on your phone.
[12:26] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[12:27] Speaker 7: That's it.
[12:29] Speaker 1: It's just polite. And then George can just point to
[12:31] Speaker 1: the sign. Just tap the sign. Look at the sign.
[12:33] Speaker 1: Peter's here. Hi, Peter. Hi, Peter.
[12:36] Speaker 8: Hey, guys.
[12:36] Speaker 9: How are you?
[12:37] Speaker 1: We're good.
[12:37] Speaker 5: Real old wind session this afternoon. But what are we
[12:39] Speaker 5: finding people for? What do you want to find them for?
[12:42] Speaker 1: I absolutely hate people who push the pedestrian. will jaywalk
[12:48] Speaker 1: anyway before it turns green.
[12:51] Speaker 8: Oh!
[12:51] Speaker 3: Because it gives everyone in their cars a red light, right, Jay?
[12:54] Speaker 1: Yeah, it gives everyone a red light and so cars
[12:56] Speaker 1: stop for no one. It just grinds my gears.
[12:58] Speaker 5: You know what grinds my gears too is the people,
[13:00] Speaker 5: so I'm at the pedestrian crossing and I've pushed the
[13:02] Speaker 5: button and then someone walks up and they see that
[13:05] Speaker 5: the button's already been pushed and then they push it
[13:07] Speaker 5: like six times as.
[13:08] Speaker 1: If I haven't already pushed the button.
[13:11] Speaker 5: Like, I don't know how to push the button and
[13:12] Speaker 5: you pushing it six times is going to be better
[13:14] Speaker 5: than my push.
[13:15] Speaker 1: We know that. That hurries it up, though, doesn't it?
[13:17] Speaker 1: We know that. Yeah, yeah. That's been confirmed. Does it?
[13:20] Speaker 3: Okay.
[13:21] Speaker 5: What are we fining people for? Some good text coming through.
[13:24] Speaker 5: Someone said that people should be 100% fined for taking
[13:26] Speaker 5: full shopping trolleys through the self-checkout.
[13:29] Speaker 1: I mean, come on, guys. What is the rule? I mean,
[13:33] Speaker 1: I feel like it's different at each place. Is it 12?
[13:35] Speaker 1: Is it 12?
[13:35] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[13:36] Speaker 1: It's not a trolley.
[13:37] Speaker 8: No.
[13:38] Speaker 1: What if it's 12 items in the trolley? Yeah, I guess.
[13:43] Speaker 1: I don't know. Fine people for getting out of their
[13:46] Speaker 1: plane seat before the people ahead of them get out
[13:49] Speaker 1: of their plane seat.
[13:50] Speaker 3: I could not be on board with any of these
[13:53] Speaker 3: more than that one. God, it just infuriates me. I'm like,
[13:59] Speaker 3: and I get people like, I've.
[14:00] Speaker 1: Been sitting for ages. I'm like, so has everyone else.
[14:02] Speaker 1: So has everyone else. Wait your turn. So has everyone else. Yeah, yeah.
[14:05] Speaker 1: Stop standing over me where I can smell your breath.
[14:09] Speaker 1: You know? This one's very good too.
[14:11] Speaker 3: It says, parking in front of people's wheelie bins on
[14:14] Speaker 3: rubbish collection day so the trucks can't get your rubbish. Specifically,
[14:18] Speaker 3: the guy with the BMW on my street.
[14:21] Speaker 1: It should be illegal.
[14:22] Speaker 5: Wait, so on rubbish day, should the wheelie bins get
[14:26] Speaker 5: the car park instead of the cars?
[14:29] Speaker 1: I feel like everyone knows when bin day is on
[14:31] Speaker 1: their street.
[14:31] Speaker 5: Yeah, you know when bin day is. But does that
[14:33] Speaker 5: mean that you can't park your car on the street
[14:35] Speaker 5: that day? I feel like you've just got to be
[14:36] Speaker 5: more strategic about it.
[14:38] Speaker 3: You know, don't park directly where someone would put their.
[14:41] Speaker 1: Bins, baby. It's not me in the BMW, by the way.
[14:44] Speaker 1: You're making it seem like it was.
[14:46] Speaker 5: It's not me. People should get fined for talking too
[14:49] Speaker 5: loud in a restaurant. People should get fined for walking
[14:52] Speaker 5: really slowly to a breast on the footpath.
[14:54] Speaker 1: Oh, that makes me so angry too.
[14:56] Speaker 5: Dauntlers in public should be either fined or moved on.
[15:00] Speaker 1: Yeah. Someone should come behind them with a broom and
[15:02] Speaker 1: just be like, all right, quickly. Off you go.
[15:04] Speaker 5: A little poking stick like, come on, hurry up.
[15:06] Speaker 3: Someone said aisle blockers in the supermarkets. Saying excuse me
[15:11] Speaker 3: doesn't always work.
[15:13] Speaker 1: Ban phones at the gym.
[15:15] Speaker 3: Oh.
[15:16] Speaker 1: Yeah, but. Interesting. What are all the fitness content creators
[15:19] Speaker 1: going to do?
[15:20] Speaker 3: Someone said about the wheelie bin situation. Just stick your
[15:23] Speaker 3: wheelie bin on top of their car if they park
[15:25] Speaker 3: in front of it.
[15:26] Speaker 1: I'm sure that would go down well.
[15:28] Speaker 5: Clint, I push the pedestrian button even if someone is there.
[15:30] Speaker 5: I've stood there before and the idiots didn't even push
[15:33] Speaker 5: the button. Yeah, I know, but I did push the button. Like,
[15:37] Speaker 5: it's clearly.
[15:37] Speaker 1: The red man is illuminated.
[15:40] Speaker 3: Hey, mate, I can't help that I take everything the
[15:43] Speaker 3: sugar babes say super seriously.
[15:45] Speaker 1: Push the button, yeah. But they didn't say push the
[15:47] Speaker 1: button 14 times. They did. It's multiple times they say,
[15:51] Speaker 1: push the button, push, push the button. With your foot,
[15:55] Speaker 1: it's gross.
[15:56] Speaker 3: I want to talk about this article I read on
[16:00] Speaker 3: the NZ Herald today where they were talking about two
[16:04] Speaker 3: Kiwi businesses that have made it onto Time Magazine's best
[16:10] Speaker 3: inventions list for 2026.
[16:11] Speaker 1: Two Kiwis. Two Kiwi companies. Whoa. Which is kind of cool.
[16:15] Speaker 1: We haven't invented anything since... The jet boat.
[16:21] Speaker 5: Did you know that New Zealand invented the jet boat?
[16:23] Speaker 1: I did know that. The Hamilton jet? Yeah. They also
[16:26] Speaker 1: invented the shark submarine boat thing that they use in Queenstown.
[16:33] Speaker 3: Oh.
[16:33] Speaker 1: Have you ever been on that?
[16:34] Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say the shark bus
[16:36] Speaker 5: that used to drive people to Kelly Tarleton's.
[16:38] Speaker 3: No.
[16:38] Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, we did invent that too. That's
[16:40] Speaker 5: a proud Kiwi invention.
[16:42] Speaker 1: No, the submarine, the shark submarine. Yeah, the one that
[16:44] Speaker 1: you can drive and it jumps out of the water.
[16:46] Speaker 4: Yes.
[16:47] Speaker 1: Invented in New Zealand.
[16:48] Speaker 3: Yeah. Made me feel so sick for like four hours
[16:51] Speaker 3: after I went in that thing.
[16:52] Speaker 5: Also, no offence to the people who invented the shark submarine.
[16:55] Speaker 5: Not a world-altering invention, is it? No, but still pretty cool.
[16:58] Speaker 5: The jet boat, that changed boating because you could go upstream.
[17:03] Speaker 1: I feel like they're in a similar vein. No.
[17:05] Speaker 2: No?
[17:06] Speaker 1: No way. Oh, okay. No, the jet boat is a practical. Wait,
[17:10] Speaker 1: the actual jet boat they invented. Jet boat engine, yeah. Wow,
[17:13] Speaker 1: that's cool. I'm sure that's correct. Claudia, can you fact
[17:17] Speaker 1: check this? This is your job on this show is
[17:18] Speaker 1: to fact check.
[17:19] Speaker 3: Guys, we're getting off track and I've got some really
[17:22] Speaker 3: cool things to talk about.
[17:23] Speaker 5: You're just Googling, did New Zealand invent the jet boat?
[17:25] Speaker 3: So there's two, the two Kiwi businesses that have been
[17:30] Speaker 3: named in Time Magazine's Best Inventions list for 2026. There's
[17:34] Speaker 3: a Canterbury-based business called Leafed Foods. where they invented some
[17:39] Speaker 3: ready-to-drink pouch that has like some protein or something in it.
[17:43] Speaker 5: They found a way to get protein out of plants
[17:45] Speaker 5: that people have never been able to do.
[17:47] Speaker 1: It was out of alfalfa or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
[17:48] Speaker 1: out of a certain plant. So that's one.
[17:50] Speaker 3: And then a Palmerston North agri-tech company called BioLumic, which
[17:55] Speaker 3: they invented something called X-Trates, which uses precise recipes of
[18:01] Speaker 3: ultraviolets or UV light to give crops a stronger start.
[18:05] Speaker 1: Cool. Which is, I mean– That's hydroponics. I think that's
[18:09] Speaker 1: for people who grow weed in their wardrobe. No, I
[18:12] Speaker 1: don't know that, by the way. That's me being facetious.
[18:15] Speaker 1: It's for farming. For farming. For farming. I thought we
[18:18] Speaker 1: could go through. I'm growing tomatoes in my room. No,
[18:20] Speaker 1: you're not. They look like tomatoes at the moment.
[18:24] Speaker 3: I've went through the list and pulled out some of
[18:26] Speaker 3: the other cool things that made it onto the best inventions.
[18:30] Speaker 1: Okay. for this year. Are you not excited? Not after that.
[18:33] Speaker 1: I'm proud of Kiwis doing well on the world stage.
[18:35] Speaker 1: Neither of those things excited me. I will say on
[18:37] Speaker 1: the list, some are more exciting than others. Can I
[18:40] Speaker 1: just have the exciting ones? Yeah, I'll give you the
[18:42] Speaker 1: ones that I think are pretty exciting. Okay, cool.
[18:44] Speaker 3: So one product I thought was pretty cool is the
[18:48] Speaker 3: Hover Air Aqua. It's a drone that can land and
[18:51] Speaker 3: take off on water.
[18:52] Speaker 1: That's quite cool. Which is amazing. Yeah. That's going to
[18:56] Speaker 1: get used for war purposes though. Yeah, I know. That's
[18:59] Speaker 1: quite cool. This one is very cool. It's called Eye Polish.
[19:03] Speaker 3: So essentially, it's smart technology where you put these press-on
[19:09] Speaker 3: nails on and then using this wand thing, you can
[19:12] Speaker 3: change the colour of it in seconds.
[19:15] Speaker 1: That's quite incredible. Isn't that amazing? That sounds like one
[19:17] Speaker 1: of those future technologies that we were promised.
[19:19] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[19:19] Speaker 1: Like hoverboards and food in a pail. Isn't that outrageous? Yeah,
[19:24] Speaker 1: that's quite good. Like you just go, bing, change of colour.
[19:27] Speaker 3: There's another invention on the list called the Nova Knee,
[19:31] Speaker 3: which is essentially a different invention rather than a knee replacement,
[19:37] Speaker 3: which I mean a lot of people get knee replacements,
[19:39] Speaker 3: and then you have to, did you know normally they
[19:42] Speaker 3: have to replace the knee replacement after like 10, 15 years?
[19:45] Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
[19:46] Speaker 3: So this one, I don't want to go, fully into
[19:50] Speaker 3: it because I don't really understand it.
[19:51] Speaker 1: You're losing me too. It's a 3D printed joint. There's
[19:56] Speaker 1: a new knee. They admitted a new knee. A new knee. Yeah,
[19:58] Speaker 1: that's great. Wonderful. We re-admitted the knee.
[20:00] Speaker 3: That's better than the old knee replacement. Great. There's a
[20:05] Speaker 3: company that employs beagles to help catch cancer early.
[20:09] Speaker 1: That's great. Cancer beagles. A lot of my cancer doctor
[20:13] Speaker 1: was a beagle. Guys, what about this one?
[20:15] Speaker 3: It's called Levin Instant Sourdough, and instead of that weird
[20:19] Speaker 3: thing that you have to have for sourdough that takes–
[20:22] Speaker 3: a lot of effort, they've invented this other way where
[20:24] Speaker 3: it's just like, boom, instant.
[20:26] Speaker 1: That's the best thing since sliced sourdough. Isn't it? What
[20:29] Speaker 1: about M & M' s apparently have invented M & M' s
[20:35] Speaker 1: where they now use natural colours to colour the M & M' s.
[20:41] Speaker 10: Oh, good.
[20:41] Speaker 9: Good.
[20:42] Speaker 1: Rather than like red number 40. Yeah, okay. And yellow
[20:46] Speaker 1: number five. Yeah. What about the samphire? I'm not really
[20:49] Speaker 1: concerned about the food colouring when I'm having an M & M.
[20:52] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[20:52] Speaker 1: I think it's for kids more so. True. Okay, yeah, true. Yeah,
[20:55] Speaker 1: that's good, yeah. And this one might be one of
[20:58] Speaker 1: my favourites. It'll be yuck, by the way. It'll be
[21:00] Speaker 1: like when they put stevia in Coke.
[21:02] Speaker 3: So apparently one of the ways that they do it
[21:04] Speaker 3: is they use beets.
[21:06] Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be yuck. Beetroots to color them. Yeah. And turmeric. Yeah, yuck.
[21:10] Speaker 1: The Samphire headband.
[21:11] Speaker 3: These are all things that were on the best inventions
[21:14] Speaker 3: of 2026 list. So this is for women experiencing PMS
[21:19] Speaker 3: and PMDD. So you have two choices at the moment,
[21:23] Speaker 3: which is medication and hormones. This is like a band
[21:27] Speaker 3: you put on your head and it sends like different
[21:31] Speaker 3: current stimulations through your brain to help you.
[21:34] Speaker 1: If it works, Ken. So now you have to walk
[21:36] Speaker 1: around the office wearing the period headband and they go, uh-oh,
[21:40] Speaker 1: Bree's got the period headband on again. It won't work.
[21:42] Speaker 1: No one will use it. At home, maybe. Yeah. At home,
[21:45] Speaker 1: which is where you don't need it. Oh, God, my
[21:47] Speaker 1: wife's got her period headband on again. Oh, no. Here
[21:50] Speaker 1: she comes.
[21:50] Speaker 3: What about, one more, the Visby Rapid PCR at-home women's
[21:56] Speaker 3: STI test?
[21:57] Speaker 1: That's a good one. Which is amazing. That's a good one.
[21:59] Speaker 1: So you can use this at home.
[22:01] Speaker 10: Yeah.
[22:01] Speaker 1: And it detects all the big STIs. That one's important.
[22:04] Speaker 1: All your favourites.
[22:05] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[22:05] Speaker 1: And yeah, amazing. Just to our chief fact checker, Claudia,
[22:09] Speaker 1: this is big. Was I correct? Did New Zealand invent
[22:13] Speaker 1: the jet boat?
[22:15] Speaker 3: Yes.
[22:15] Speaker 1: Yes. Go New Zealand. But not the period headband.
[22:22] Speaker 8: No.
[22:22] Speaker 1: No. Better luck next time.
[22:25] Speaker 2: That ends Bree and Clint's podcast.
[22:28] Speaker 5: Sam Fender and Olivia Dean reigned me in on ZM
[22:30] Speaker 5: with Brie and Clint.
[22:31] Speaker 1: Did she do that on Saturday night? No, she didn't.
[22:33] Speaker 3: But as we were walking home, there's the servo right
[22:39] Speaker 3: outside Western Springs and there was someone who's gone up
[22:42] Speaker 3: into the service station and said, hey, can you play
[22:46] Speaker 3: this song?
[22:47] Speaker 1: Do you take a song request?
[22:48] Speaker 3: And then they blasted it over the speakers and there
[22:50] Speaker 3: was a whole group of people just like.
[22:53] Speaker 1: At the gas station?
[22:53] Speaker 8: Yes.
[22:54] Speaker 1: That's cool. It was awesome. That's like a community moment.
[22:59] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[22:59] Speaker 1: That's really good.
[23:00] Speaker 3: It was one of those special moments where you're like, oh, see,
[23:03] Speaker 3: people can come together.
[23:04] Speaker 5: She could have brought out a Kiwi singer.
[23:06] Speaker 1: Would have been cool. To do like a Harper Finn
[23:09] Speaker 1: or something. Or she could have just done it herself. Yeah.
[23:12] Speaker 1: You know? I mean, not to. Critique, not to give
[23:15] Speaker 1: Olivia Deen advice. I'm sure she's got it under control.
[23:17] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[23:18] Speaker 1: I mean, she had plenty of hits to play. Yeah.
[23:20] Speaker 1: She had plenty of hits.
[23:22] Speaker 3: Speaking of people with a hit, Selena Gomez has spoken
[23:27] Speaker 3: out about a lot of people over the years have
[23:30] Speaker 3: been asking, like, what's changed about Selena Gomez's voice? And
[23:36] Speaker 3: there's been a lot of discussion whether it's around her
[23:40] Speaker 3: autoimmune disease, lupus, her kidney transplant due to lupus-related kidney damage,
[23:46] Speaker 3: her mental health struggles, and have those things impacted the
[23:50] Speaker 3: way she speaks over the years.
[23:52] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[23:53] Speaker 3: Well, she has come out and done a video because
[23:57] Speaker 3: a couple of years ago she did say that her
[23:59] Speaker 3: throat swells up due to her lupus. Oh, okay.
[24:02] Speaker 8: Okay.
[24:02] Speaker 3: She did say that back in 2024. But a recent
[24:06] Speaker 3: video of her on social media has gone viral after
[24:11] Speaker 3: she's talked about how she believes her voice has changed
[24:14] Speaker 3: because of vaping.
[24:15] Speaker 4: I'm not going to be able to change my voice.
[24:18] Speaker 4: I vaped nicotine a lot. Nicotine is so hard to quit.
[24:23] Speaker 4: And I think I just wanted to say if you're
[24:26] Speaker 4: going through it or if you're even trying to vape,
[24:29] Speaker 4: it's just not worth it.
[24:31] Speaker 1: It's so stupid.
[24:32] Speaker 4: Stupid and it's changed my voice. So if you guys
[24:35] Speaker 4: don't like listening to my voice, that's totally understandable. I
[24:39] Speaker 4: don't mind.
[24:40] Speaker 1: Just don't listen to it.
[24:42] Speaker 2: Just don't listen.
[24:44] Speaker 1: That is what's sad, first of all. Good on her
[24:47] Speaker 1: for being so honest.
[24:48] Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say. It's refreshingly honest.
[24:51] Speaker 5: You don't often get that from someone that famous.
[24:54] Speaker 1: That famous, yeah. Where they're like, oh yeah, it's because
[24:56] Speaker 1: I'm addicted to vaping. And it's really hard to quit.
[24:59] Speaker 3: Yeah. She said that she recently has given it up
[25:05] Speaker 3: and she hopes that she can continue to not vape.
[25:08] Speaker 1: I know so many people who have given it up
[25:10] Speaker 1: until that second beer. And then the person across the
[25:14] Speaker 1: table from them has a vape. They're like, oh, just
[25:17] Speaker 1: one puff. And they're like, do you want some? What
[25:20] Speaker 1: is it? It's nicotine. What is it about alcohol that
[25:23] Speaker 1: those connected to nicotine? Oh, yeah, yeah, right. It's probably...
[25:26] Speaker 1: There'd be some sort of science in it. It's probably
[25:29] Speaker 1: the linked behaviour.
[25:30] Speaker 5: It's probably the setting where your brain goes, oh, this
[25:32] Speaker 5: is where I have my vape, which relaxes me.
[25:35] Speaker 8: So.
[25:38] Speaker 1: Where is it? I need it.
[25:40] Speaker 10: Where is it?
[25:41] Speaker 1: I've got to get my hands on it.
[25:43] Speaker 5: We thought we could ask you this afternoon, what's the
[25:44] Speaker 5: thing that made you quit vaping? We're not underestimating how
[25:47] Speaker 5: hard it is at all, but was there something like
[25:50] Speaker 5: your voice changing or an ultimatum from your partner or,
[25:56] Speaker 5: I don't know, what was it that finally made you go,
[25:58] Speaker 5: you know what? I don't want to do this anymore.
[26:00] Speaker 1: I'm done.
[26:00] Speaker 5: I don't want to suck on the douche flute. I
[26:02] Speaker 5: don't want to suck on the USB stick anymore.
[26:04] Speaker 2: The ZM Podcast Network.
[26:07] Speaker 3: Selena Gomez has spoken out about how she believes her
[26:12] Speaker 3: voice changes due to the fact of vaping so much.
[26:16] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[26:17] Speaker 1: Vaping nicotine for such a long time.
[26:19] Speaker 5: Yeah, she's opened up. She's been completely honest about it.
[26:22] Speaker 5: She says she's quit now, right?
[26:23] Speaker 3: She said she's quit now and she hopes that she
[26:27] Speaker 3: can continue to not vape.
[26:29] Speaker 5: We asked you what's the thing that finally got you
[26:31] Speaker 5: to quit vaping. And just a quick PSA, I said
[26:34] Speaker 5: before that vapes don't set off the fire alarms.
[26:37] Speaker 3: Which I was like, I think that's BS because I
[26:40] Speaker 3: remember a friend of mine at that apartment I lived
[26:43] Speaker 3: at set off the whole apartment.
[26:46] Speaker 1: With his vape.
[26:46] Speaker 5: I've had messages from a number of irate fire alarm
[26:50] Speaker 5: installers and they've said, yes, vapes can and do set
[26:54] Speaker 5: off the fire alarm. and they will set off a
[26:56] Speaker 5: smoke detector very easily.
[26:58] Speaker 1: Yeah, don't vape around smoke detectors.
[26:59] Speaker 6: So redaction.
[27:00] Speaker 1: I don't vape, so I wasn't to know, okay?
[27:03] Speaker 3: Someone texted her and said, I quit for my second
[27:06] Speaker 3: breast reduction slash reconstruction. Anyway, I'm vaping again with a
[27:10] Speaker 3: good three weeks. Hey, well, good on you that you quit.
[27:14] Speaker 1: What got you off the vapes?
[27:16] Speaker 5: Someone said having surgeries to remove my tonsils helped me
[27:19] Speaker 5: quit vaping.
[27:20] Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
[27:21] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[27:22] Speaker 1: Someone else said. Did you need to have your tonsils
[27:24] Speaker 1: removed because of your vaping? Could have been. Could have been.
[27:27] Speaker 1: Could have been. Someone else said, hi, Brian Clint.
[27:29] Speaker 3: I quit vaping because I donated my eggs to a
[27:31] Speaker 3: couple who are on a fertility journey.
[27:33] Speaker 1: That's so selfless. Does vaping affect your eggs?
[27:36] Speaker 8: Yes.
[27:37] Speaker 1: I think it can. Really? I think so. I think
[27:40] Speaker 1: it can affect a woman's fertility. Wow. Yeah. They don't
[27:45] Speaker 1: put that on the box, do they? Or do they? Oh,
[27:47] Speaker 1: they might.
[27:48] Speaker 3: I just got scared then whether I should say that,
[27:51] Speaker 3: but I was like, nah, I'm good with that.
[27:53] Speaker 1: It's all right.
[27:54] Speaker 5: I already said they don't set off smoke alarms, so.
[27:57] Speaker 5: I quit vaping five minutes ago when Clint called it
[27:59] Speaker 5: a douche flute.
[28:00] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[28:01] Speaker 1: You've never heard douche flute before? Someone said, I know
[28:05] Speaker 1: someone who quit because they got throat cancer. Wow. That's
[28:08] Speaker 1: a good reason.
[28:09] Speaker 5: Well, I mean, obviously, but still, you don't think about it.
[28:12] Speaker 5: I quit vaping because it just isn't cool. I started
[28:15] Speaker 5: smoking cigarettes again instead.
[28:17] Speaker 8: No.
[28:17] Speaker 3: No.
[28:18] Speaker 1: That is not the answer. That's not what we're looking for.
[28:21] Speaker 1: That is not. I'm a nursing student here.
[28:24] Speaker 5: I didn't quit vaping, but all my friends have once
[28:27] Speaker 5: we all learned what nicotine does to the human body.
[28:30] Speaker 1: But not me. I'm not so easily scared.
[28:35] Speaker 3: Someone else said, I quit vaping after breaking my neck.
[28:38] Speaker 3: And my surgeon explained to me how bad it is
[28:40] Speaker 3: for you and that my rehab would take longer.
[28:43] Speaker 1: Wow. Interesting.
[28:45] Speaker 5: I quit vaping once I thought about how it resembles
[28:49] Speaker 5: sucking on a robot's willy.
[28:51] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'll do it.
[28:52] Speaker 5: Whatever gets you over the line. You know, if that's
[28:55] Speaker 5: what you have to think about to get you off
[28:56] Speaker 5: the vapes.
[28:57] Speaker 1: Then do it.
[28:57] Speaker 3: I quit vaping whilst I was trying to get pregnant.
[29:01] Speaker 3: I read that it can shorten fertility in women and
[29:04] Speaker 3: this scared the crap out of me. Still took me
[29:06] Speaker 3: about six months to fully be done with it. But
[29:09] Speaker 3: after multiple half attempts of quitting, then one day I
[29:13] Speaker 3: just said no more and stuck with it. Two months
[29:15] Speaker 3: vape free and I'm never going back.
[29:17] Speaker 1: So good.
[29:18] Speaker 5: I watched a show that was set in the future
[29:20] Speaker 5: and they had a vaping ward in the hospital and
[29:22] Speaker 5: it terrified me because I thought to myself, I could
[29:25] Speaker 5: end up being in a vaping ward from lung disease
[29:28] Speaker 5: if I keep vaping because that's probably where we are going.
[29:32] Speaker 5: So it scared me into quitting vaping.
[29:33] Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, that's good. I wonder what TV show
[29:37] Speaker 1: that was. I quit vaping because of chest infections. There's
[29:42] Speaker 1: so many good reasons to quit vaping. A lot of
[29:44] Speaker 1: good reasons on here. It just doesn't look cool either.
[29:47] Speaker 1: If you have to be superficial, I just don't think
[29:49] Speaker 1: it looks cool. Be honest with yourself. Have you ever
[29:52] Speaker 1: looked at someone who's vaping and gone, ah, that's a
[29:55] Speaker 1: cool man? Have you ever looked at someone smoking and thought,
[29:58] Speaker 1: that's cool, man? No.
[30:01] Speaker 3: That was so not convincing from you.
[30:04] Speaker 5: That's why they had to take it off the movies
[30:06] Speaker 5: because they did make it look cool.
[30:07] Speaker 1: Remember? Do you think smoking looks cool and vaping doesn't? No,
[30:11] Speaker 1: I don't. Don't put words in my mouth. No, but
[30:13] Speaker 1: I'm just genuinely asking. Don't put words in my mouth. No,
[30:15] Speaker 1: I don't think smoking looks cool, Brie. What a stupid
[30:18] Speaker 1: question to ask. What if James Dean's doing it? No,
[30:22] Speaker 1: but that does look cool. Yeah, because all the famous
[30:25] Speaker 1: people were doing it. But I don't think you smoking
[30:28] Speaker 1: looks cool.
[30:29] Speaker 3: What if like Jacob Elordi was vaping in his next movie?
[30:33] Speaker 5: No, this is the thing. I reckon Jacob Elordi could
[30:35] Speaker 5: make smoking look cool.
[30:37] Speaker 1: It's not cool, by the way, guys. I think he
[30:39] Speaker 1: could make it look cool. I don't think Jacob Elordi
[30:41] Speaker 1: could make vaping look cool. Have you seen Jacob Elordi?
[30:43] Speaker 1: He's pretty old. Anyway, vaping's bad. Don't vape.
[30:47] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[30:47] Speaker 1: That is the message here.
[30:49] Speaker 4: Claudia.
[30:50] Speaker 1: Claudia.
[30:51] Speaker 2: It's Zed Ames Bray and Clint podcast.
[30:54] Speaker 1: Bray and Clint. Let's get classical. Let's go.
[30:58] Speaker 2: Bree and Clint.
[31:00] Speaker 7: Let's get classical.
[31:02] Speaker 5: Me versus Bree in a game of guessing songs that
[31:07] Speaker 5: producer Claudia pretends that she played on the piano.
[31:09] Speaker 1: Pretends? How dare you? Prove it. I'm a maestro. Yeah,
[31:13] Speaker 1: can you do it live in studio next week?
[31:15] Speaker 9: Yeah, I leave my instruments at home though.
[31:16] Speaker 1: Can you bring your Yamaha keyboard in and do it
[31:19] Speaker 1: live in studio?
[31:20] Speaker 9: Yeah, if you can find somewhere to plug it in,
[31:21] Speaker 9: then totally.
[31:22] Speaker 1: Is that why your fingers are all so muscly? No,
[31:26] Speaker 1: it's another reason.
[31:28] Speaker 3: Oh.
[31:30] Speaker 1: Shut up, Grace. What's the reason? I'm lost.
[31:34] Speaker 3: What?
[31:34] Speaker 1: Knitting. I think I thrashed you last week. I think
[31:39] Speaker 1: you did. Yeah. I think it was a pantsing. I
[31:41] Speaker 1: think I made my best game ever.
[31:41] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[31:42] Speaker 1: Was it Claude?
[31:45] Speaker 3: Honestly, once the game's done, it goes out of my mind,
[31:47] Speaker 3: and we start fresh every week.
[31:49] Speaker 1: And this week, it might be Bree's week. Okay.
[31:51] Speaker 9: Could be.
[31:52] Speaker 1: You guys know how.
[31:53] Speaker 3: The game works, but if you're playing along at home,
[31:55] Speaker 3: these are pop songs I've reimagined in a classical style.
[31:58] Speaker 1: Bree and Clint will guess what they are.
[31:59] Speaker 3: I need the artist and the name of the song,
[32:01] Speaker 3: and the first two correct guesses will take home the win.
[32:04] Speaker 1: Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome. Are you ready? Ready. Here's
[32:07] Speaker 1: your first song.
[32:08] Speaker 3: Oh!
[32:14] Speaker 1: Three. Zara Larson, Midnight Sun.
[32:17] Speaker 7: Well done.
[32:17] Speaker 1: Oh, nice one. I heard straight away. When does Zara
[32:25] Speaker 1: and the Larsons play Spark Arena?
[32:27] Speaker 9: Sunday and Monday.
[32:30] Speaker 1: She got two shows.
[32:31] Speaker 10: Yeah, man.
[32:31] Speaker 8: Wow.
[32:32] Speaker 1: Is she popular? I wonder who's going to get up
[32:36] Speaker 1: to do the dance. The Lush Life dance.
[32:38] Speaker 9: I hope it's me.
[32:39] Speaker 1: Have you been practising? Always. Would you be shocked if
[32:42] Speaker 1: it was me?
[32:44] Speaker 3: If it was you, honestly, I'd be like, all my
[32:48] Speaker 3: Christmases have come at once.
[32:50] Speaker 1: Okay, one point for Bree. Here's another one. Oh, Brie.
[33:03] Speaker 1: Is it the song from High School Musical? No, it
[33:05] Speaker 1: doesn't sound like that. Does it sound like that or what? Brie,
[33:09] Speaker 1: it's Clint. It's finally found. Um, uh, no. Okay, we're
[33:14] Speaker 1: both back in.
[33:23] Speaker 9: Oh.
[33:23] Speaker 1: Clint. I know it.
[33:25] Speaker 9: Clint.
[33:25] Speaker 1: Olivia Dean, Man I Need.
[33:27] Speaker 4: No.
[33:27] Speaker 1: Oh.
[33:28] Speaker 4: Bree?
[33:28] Speaker 1: I don't know the name of it. I don't want
[33:30] Speaker 1: to tell him the part I know. Can we keep going?
[33:32] Speaker 9: You can think about it if you want.
[33:35] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, keep going.
[33:36] Speaker 7: Bree.
[33:36] Speaker 9: Oh, Clint.
[33:38] Speaker 8: Bree.
[33:38] Speaker 3: Clint.
[33:38] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Lily Allen. I got it.
[33:43] Speaker 4: I've got it.
[33:55] Speaker 8: Three, two.
[33:56] Speaker 1: F you. I had it from the start too. I
[34:04] Speaker 1: knew it was Lily Allen, but I was like, what
[34:06] Speaker 1: is this song?
[34:07] Speaker 3: I'm glad that you didn't get flustered and use the
[34:09] Speaker 3: full name of it. We're all tied up, guys, are we?
[34:14] Speaker 1: No, Brie won.
[34:15] Speaker 3: Oh.
[34:16] Speaker 1: Far out. She pantsed me. Shame. It's when you say
[34:20] Speaker 1: it out loud. What is it? Rumpelstiltskin. Is that what
[34:26] Speaker 1: it's called, a Rumpelstiltskin? When you say it out loud.
[34:29] Speaker 1: A Murphy's Law is what I was thinking of. Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
[34:32] Speaker 1: Shredding his cat.
[34:35] Speaker 3: Cat? Huh?
[34:35] Speaker 1: I don't know, guys. What is going on? I think Rumpelstiltskin.
[34:41] Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
[34:42] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[34:43] Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
[34:44] Speaker 2: It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast.
[34:47] Speaker 1: Just a bit of a question, guys.
[34:50] Speaker 3: Do you guys.
[34:52] Speaker 1: Do you guys think Jason Momoa might be obsessed with us?
[34:56] Speaker 1: It seems that way, doesn't it? I feel like. And
[34:58] Speaker 1: when you say us, you mean New Zealand. I mean us.
[35:01] Speaker 1: New Zealand.
[35:03] Speaker 5: I'm talking about international Hollywood superstar, Aquaman, and the star
[35:08] Speaker 5: of Baywatch?
[35:10] Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in Baywatch. I don't think he was
[35:12] Speaker 1: in Baywatch. He was in Baywatch. Yeah. When he was young.
[35:16] Speaker 1: Old Baywatch. Are you sure? Was he? Oh, God. I've
[35:19] Speaker 1: got to get the fact checker back on board. Claudia.
[35:20] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[35:21] Speaker 1: Can you please check if Jason Momoa was in Baywatch?
[35:23] Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about that new movie. I
[35:24] Speaker 1: was like, that was The Rock. No, not the new one.
[35:27] Speaker 1: The original. Was he really?
[35:29] Speaker 3: Yeah, he was in Baywatch Hawaii for two seasons between
[35:32] Speaker 3: 99 and 2001.
[35:34] Speaker 9: They watch Hawaii?
[35:36] Speaker 1: Is it the same one as Hasselhoff? That's twice now
[35:38] Speaker 1: you've gaslit me into thinking I was wrong in one show, okay? Well,
[35:42] Speaker 1: now you know how I feel.
[35:45] Speaker 5: It's just been announced that Momoa has purchased a $ 15
[35:50] Speaker 5: million house in Queenstown.
[35:52] Speaker 1: $ 15 million.
[35:54] Speaker 5: I knew he was rich. I didn't know he was
[35:56] Speaker 5: $ 15 million house rich. Yeah, that's so much money. It's
[35:59] Speaker 5: so much money.
[36:00] Speaker 3: Like if you're spending $ 15 million on a house where
[36:03] Speaker 3: he doesn't even live here full time, like how much
[36:05] Speaker 3: money do you have?
[36:07] Speaker 1: Does he not live here full time though? I feel
[36:09] Speaker 1: like he's always here. I feel like he's more and
[36:12] Speaker 1: more so living here more. Not just any house either. What?
[36:17] Speaker 3: What?
[36:18] Speaker 1: Is your brain plugged in just then? No, I don't
[36:20] Speaker 1: think so.
[36:21] Speaker 5: He has bought a house that used to belong to
[36:24] Speaker 5: the late, great Sir Sam Neill from Jurassic Park.
[36:27] Speaker 1: Iconic.
[36:28] Speaker 5: It's an almost five hectare lifestyle property in Dalefield. I
[36:33] Speaker 5: don't know where that is, but Queenstown.
[36:35] Speaker 3: I read an article about Queenstown house prices this morning.
[36:38] Speaker 1: Did you?
[36:39] Speaker 3: They are going through the roof.
[36:42] Speaker 5: Well, Jason Momoa paid $ 3. 5 million over the valuation.
[36:46] Speaker 4: What?
[36:47] Speaker 1: So, yeah, they're going through the roof. Why would he
[36:50] Speaker 1: do that? Because, I don't know, bidding war?
[36:53] Speaker 4: I don't know.
[36:54] Speaker 1: Because the prices are going through the roof.
[36:56] Speaker 3: Like, no one has that much money, surely. So now-
[37:00] Speaker 3: Where you're like, oh, I'll give you an extra three
[37:01] Speaker 3: and a half. No, I don't think it was like that.
[37:03] Speaker 8: Yeah, right.
[37:04] Speaker 4: I think.
[37:05] Speaker 5: So now Jason Momoa owns a $ 15 million lifestyle block
[37:09] Speaker 5: in Queenstown and he owns a film studio in West
[37:12] Speaker 5: Auckland with Taika and Cliff Curtis as well. Guys, I
[37:16] Speaker 5: think Jason Momoa loves us. I think Jason Momoa wants
[37:19] Speaker 5: to marry us. Where does he live other than here?
[37:25] Speaker 1: Under the sea? I don't know. He's not from The
[37:28] Speaker 1: Little Mermaid. Hawaii? Does he live in Hawaii? I don't
[37:33] Speaker 1: actually know. Claude, do you know where Jason Momoa lives?
[37:36] Speaker 1: When he's not here?
[37:36] Speaker 9: Google doesn't know either. He doesn't have a single.
[37:39] Speaker 1: Fixed primary home. Oh, that's interesting, isn't it? That means
[37:41] Speaker 1: he lives here full time. That means he's untethered. That
[37:45] Speaker 1: means that he might live under the sea. It's not documented.
[37:55] Speaker 1: Cheap real estate. Anyway, no my, Heidi Murray, Jason Momoa.
[37:59] Speaker 1: Welcome to New Zealand. Again.
[38:02] Speaker 2: Play ZM's Bree and Clint.
[38:05] Speaker 5: This came out yesterday, this information about our hand-washing habits.
[38:10] Speaker 3: Oh, I see.
[38:11] Speaker 1: This is some information I'd rather just be oblivious to.
[38:14] Speaker 10: Right.
[38:14] Speaker 1: You know?
[38:15] Speaker 5: But you should be aware because these people are all
[38:19] Speaker 5: around you, okay? And maybe if you prioritize your own
[38:23] Speaker 5: hand-washing a bit, you can combat those who don't.
[38:26] Speaker 1: I think about it.
[38:26] Speaker 3: Every time I'm in the bathroom. I think about it
[38:28] Speaker 3: when I'm touching the door handle. I think about it
[38:30] Speaker 3: when I'm touching the tap.
[38:31] Speaker 1: Yeah. All the time. Do you wash your hands when
[38:34] Speaker 1: you get home?
[38:35] Speaker 8: No.
[38:35] Speaker 1: It's the first.
[38:36] Speaker 5: I've only started doing it recently, and it might be
[38:38] Speaker 5: like a COVID hangover, but now the first thing I
[38:41] Speaker 5: do when I walk in the door is I wash
[38:43] Speaker 5: my hands.
[38:43] Speaker 3: I think I usually go to the bathroom because I'm
[38:45] Speaker 3: usually holding onto a wee.
[38:46] Speaker 1: Oh, okay. And you don't wash your hands? No, so
[38:49] Speaker 1: I do wash my hands.
[38:50] Speaker 5: But you said you don't. I– Ha-ha, gotcha. I feel
[38:54] Speaker 5: like Jack Tame on Q & A. We got her, everybody.
[38:57] Speaker 3: I would honestly– like I would make a bet that
[39:02] Speaker 3: I can't even remember the last time I didn't wash
[39:05] Speaker 3: my hands after using the bathroom. Like I'm so confident
[39:09] Speaker 3: that I wash my hands every time I.
[39:11] Speaker 5: Know because– Well, we'll just have to believe you, won't we?
[39:14] Speaker 5: Don't make me that person. A new survey that was
[39:16] Speaker 5: done in Australia. So this is Australian stats, but we're
[39:20] Speaker 5: very similar culturally.
[39:21] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[39:22] Speaker 1: And I imagine it translates.
[39:24] Speaker 5: They've revealed how many people don't always wash their hands
[39:28] Speaker 5: after using the toilet.
[39:29] Speaker 1: And the results are gross.
[39:30] Speaker 3: Okay?
[39:31] Speaker 1: We'll start with number ones. All right, people going for
[39:34] Speaker 1: number ones. Wheeze.
[39:38] Speaker 5: 27% of men and 19% of women surveyed said they
[39:41] Speaker 5: don't always wash their hands. And that's just the ones
[39:45] Speaker 5: that are willing to admit it. Yeah, there's heaps more
[39:47] Speaker 5: that would just say that they do.
[39:49] Speaker 1: So a quarter of all men. And it's not worth
[39:52] Speaker 1: doing fractions with you, is it? Not all men, though,
[39:55] Speaker 1: is the point. Hashtag not all men. Hashtag not all men.
[39:59] Speaker 1: A quarter. A quarter. And a fifth of women don't
[40:02] Speaker 1: wash their hands. That's wild.
[40:04] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[40:06] Speaker 1: What's grosser? Because you guys actually touch pee-pee.
[40:07] Speaker 5: I was going to ask that. No, you guys actually
[40:09] Speaker 5: touch pee-pee. No, you touch your pee-pee. Oh, we touch
[40:13] Speaker 5: our pee-pee, yeah, but we don't wipe our pee-pee.
[40:14] Speaker 1: We don't touch pee-pee because the toilet paper touches pee-pee.
[40:17] Speaker 5: Yeah, but your hand touches toilet paper that touches pee-pee. Yeah,
[40:20] Speaker 5: but we're not touching pee-pee. Yeah, but I can go
[40:21] Speaker 5: toilet without touching anything except the upper part, you know?
[40:26] Speaker 1: Yeah, which is... There's nothing coming out of there. Which
[40:28] Speaker 1: is yuck. Yeah, well, let's get on to number twos.
[40:32] Speaker 1: Be like me, touching... Oh, I'm not going to say
[40:34] Speaker 1: those words. What about number twos? Okay, number twos.
[40:41] Speaker 5: These are stats on people who don't wash their hands
[40:43] Speaker 5: after going number twos. 13% of men and 10% of
[40:47] Speaker 5: women said they don't always wash their hands after going
[40:50] Speaker 5: for a number two.
[40:52] Speaker 1: What the actual F? How many? Say again. 13% of
[40:56] Speaker 1: men and 10% of women. That's so gross.
[41:02] Speaker 5: Anyone who doesn't wash their hands after doing a number two.
[41:06] Speaker 3: How do you feel like you can go function in
[41:09] Speaker 3: the world after doing poos and not washing your hands?
[41:12] Speaker 5: But also, if not for other people around you, what
[41:14] Speaker 5: about just for yourself? Don't you want to not put
[41:18] Speaker 5: your own poo-poo hands next to your.
[41:20] Speaker 1: Mouth and face? I'm not going to lie. I wash
[41:21] Speaker 1: my hands for myself, not for the people around me. Like,
[41:24] Speaker 1: I'm doing it for me. Yeah, and that's fine. Yeah.
[41:25] Speaker 1: That's fine.
[41:26] Speaker 5: The survey found that 45% of men and 35% of
[41:30] Speaker 5: women surveyed also admitted they didn't always wash their hands
[41:33] Speaker 5: before handling food.
[41:35] Speaker 1: So is this weight after toilet? This is not toilet related.
[41:38] Speaker 1: This is just in general.
[41:39] Speaker 5: If you're going to make some food, do you wash
[41:41] Speaker 5: your hands before you prepare food?
[41:42] Speaker 1: I think subconsciously I just always wash my hands, yeah.
[41:45] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[41:46] Speaker 1: You got soap behind your sink? Yeah, 100%.
[41:49] Speaker 10: Yeah.
[41:50] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[41:51] Speaker 3: Remember I used to talk about my previous relationship. It
[41:55] Speaker 3: was quite a point of contention in our relationship where
[42:00] Speaker 3: my previous partner wouldn't wash her hands after using the toilet.
[42:05] Speaker 2: Wheeze.
[42:06] Speaker 3: I don't know about poos, but it used to really
[42:10] Speaker 3: irk me and I'd be like, can you please wash
[42:12] Speaker 3: your hands?
[42:12] Speaker 1: How did you know?
[42:13] Speaker 3: Well....
[42:15] Speaker 1: Because we shared a room and we had an en
[42:18] Speaker 1: suite off the room.
[42:19] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[42:19] Speaker 1: So I could hear that she would. Oh, you could
[42:21] Speaker 1: hear the tap wasn't being run. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[42:23] Speaker 5: The median time spent washing hands is 8.6 seconds, which
[42:27] Speaker 5: is well below the 20 second recommended.
[42:30] Speaker 1: Oh, look, I don't know if I'm washing them for
[42:32] Speaker 1: 20 seconds. I'll be honest.
[42:33] Speaker 5: My question for you is if you saw someone leaving
[42:35] Speaker 5: a restroom without washing your hands, would you say something?
[42:38] Speaker 1: No, that's none of my business.
[42:40] Speaker 5: If you saw someone leaving a restroom and they hadn't
[42:41] Speaker 5: washed their hands, but they had a uniform on that
[42:44] Speaker 5: showed you that they were going back to work at
[42:46] Speaker 5: a food place, would you say something to them or
[42:48] Speaker 5: the restaurant?
[42:48] Speaker 1: Also, none of my business. Nah, I'm not that person.
[42:52] Speaker 5: What if it's all poo-poo sushi hands? Then I'm just
[42:55] Speaker 5: not going to go to that place. Oh, but you
[42:58] Speaker 5: make us eat it.
[43:00] Speaker 1: Would you? I don't know. Probably not. If there's an
[43:05] Speaker 1: anonymous tip line, I'd like to be like, hey, there's
[43:08] Speaker 1: a guy that just did a big dump at the
[43:10] Speaker 1: Westfield toilets and he's gone straight back into work and
[43:13] Speaker 1: he didn't wash his hands.
[43:14] Speaker 3: Imagine Clint gets into a fight with some guy in
[43:17] Speaker 3: the toilet because he's told him to wash his hands
[43:19] Speaker 3: after he does a poo. Oh, shit. Do we all
[43:24] Speaker 3: actually know how tall we are? When was the last
[43:28] Speaker 3: time you were measured?
[43:29] Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought I did. And then you brought the
[43:31] Speaker 5: question up today and I was like, am I short?
[43:34] Speaker 1: This is the thing.
[43:35] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[43:35] Speaker 3: At a certain point in life, we stop getting measured
[43:39] Speaker 3: because you stop growing.
[43:40] Speaker 1: Also, we all used to go, or did we all
[43:42] Speaker 1: used to do it? Go on that thing at the
[43:43] Speaker 1: chemist and you put the $ 2 coin in and it
[43:46] Speaker 1: would give you your weight and your height. Remember that?
[43:48] Speaker 1: I avoided that like the plague, but I remember the
[43:50] Speaker 1: ones you're talking about. I remember as I was growing,
[43:52] Speaker 1: I was like, mum, can I have $ 2? I think
[43:53] Speaker 1: I've grown. I'm going to go check. Yeah, I need
[43:55] Speaker 1: to check. Please.
[43:57] Speaker 3: I came across this video of a woman named Taylor
[44:00] Speaker 3: who made this– Crazy discovery after she was recently measured
[44:06] Speaker 3: at the doctors that she's actually a different height to
[44:10] Speaker 3: what she's been telling people for the last decade.
[44:13] Speaker 10: When was the last time you had your height measured?
[44:15] Speaker 10: Went to a functional medicine doctor today, had my height
[44:18] Speaker 10: measured for the first time in, I mean, maybe high school?
[44:22] Speaker 7: Turns out I am an inch and a half taller.
[44:26] Speaker 1: Taller than what I thought.
[44:27] Speaker 10: And what I've been saying and putting on all of
[44:30] Speaker 10: my paperwork. You too may be a completely different height
[44:34] Speaker 10: than what you thought.
[44:36] Speaker 1: Interesting. So it made me think. Good to go that way,
[44:38] Speaker 1: I feel.
[44:39] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[44:39] Speaker 1: Good to be shorter than you thought. Taller, you mean. Oh,
[44:42] Speaker 1: taller than you thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so.
[44:44] Speaker 3: And it made me think, I wonder if us here
[44:47] Speaker 3: at the Brian Clint Show know how tall we are.
[44:50] Speaker 1: We've been measuring ourselves. We've all been measured. Yeah. And
[44:53] Speaker 1: we all have to state.
[44:54] Speaker 5: how tall we think we are before you receive your
[44:57] Speaker 5: actual measurement.
[44:58] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[44:59] Speaker 1: Who wants to go first, Grace? Should we do it
[45:00] Speaker 1: in three? Maybe we should go shortest to tallest. Okay.
[45:02] Speaker 1: So let's start with Grace.
[45:04] Speaker 7: Am I the shortest?
[45:05] Speaker 1: By far. By a country mile. Never knew that. Okay.
[45:08] Speaker 1: Producer Grace, how tall do you believe you are?
[45:11] Speaker 7: I believe I'm about 159 centimetres, which I think is 5'2.5.
[45:14] Speaker 7: If we're rounding up, that was technically 5'3.
[45:20] Speaker 1: Claudia? I'd give you 5'3, if it's 5'2 1⁄2. How
[45:23] Speaker 1: tall is Grace?
[45:24] Speaker 3: Grace is 5'2, but she's 160 centimetres.
[45:29] Speaker 9: Her measurements were a bit off.
[45:31] Speaker 1: Wait, what did you say you were? She's both taller
[45:32] Speaker 1: and shorter than she thought. She's taller than she thought
[45:34] Speaker 1: she was in centimetres, and she's shorter than she thought
[45:37] Speaker 1: she was in inches.
[45:38] Speaker 7: I'm 160 centimetres. I've been waiting that my whole life.
[45:41] Speaker 1: You're a ginormous person. I'm so tall. What did you
[45:44] Speaker 1: think you were in centimetres? 159 centimetres.
[45:45] Speaker 3: So one.
[45:46] Speaker 7: Three centimetres.
[45:49] Speaker 5: But as a percentage of her total height, one centimetre
[45:52] Speaker 5: is a lot.
[45:53] Speaker 1: It's close to me. All right, next is Claudia, I believe. Claudia,
[45:57] Speaker 1: how tall do you think you are?
[45:58] Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that I'm 171 centimetres, which is five
[46:02] Speaker 3: foot seven.
[46:03] Speaker 1: Okay. Okay.
[46:06] Speaker 3: And after measuring this afternoon? Exactly that. Oh, 171 centimetres,
[46:11] Speaker 3: five foot seven.
[46:12] Speaker 1: I measured Claudia, she was bang on.
[46:13] Speaker 3: Wow.
[46:14] Speaker 4: Right.
[46:14] Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
[46:15] Speaker 1: There you go. So you were correct. Brie Thomasel, our
[46:18] Speaker 1: resident tall girl.
[46:21] Speaker 3: I have always believed, and on my driver's licence it
[46:26] Speaker 3: says 177 centimetres, which I know technically isn't 5'10, but
[46:30] Speaker 3: they say to round up because it's so close.
[46:32] Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm going to say 177, 5'10.
[46:33] Speaker 3: Okay.
[46:34] Speaker 1: Brie Thomasel.
[46:40] Speaker 9: I think you're pretty much being on. You're 176 and
[46:43] Speaker 9: a half centimetres, which makes you 5'9.
[46:46] Speaker 1: And a half. I'll take it. You can have the
[46:48] Speaker 1: two halves. Thank you. Thank you. I'll take it. Well done. Good, good, good.
[46:51] Speaker 1: No shocks there. And then brings us to me. Oh,
[46:54] Speaker 1: who can I say? The tallest person on the show. Oh,
[46:57] Speaker 1: you're the tallest? Yeah, by far.
[47:01] Speaker 3: You've always said, and I believed you, that you're 6'2. Yeah.
[47:06] Speaker 1: Which is what you believe to be. It's what I
[47:08] Speaker 1: believe I am.
[47:08] Speaker 4: Okay.
[47:09] Speaker 1: I believe I'm 187 centimetres and 6'2. Okay. Claudia.
[47:16] Speaker 9: So Clint is six foot and a half.
[47:20] Speaker 1: Nah, just kidding. You are six foot two. If you
[47:27] Speaker 1: go back on the cameras, the look on both him
[47:31] Speaker 1: and my faces was, what the hell? I gotta say,
[47:35] Speaker 1: you got me.
[47:35] Speaker 9: Your measurement's also a bit wonky. Your centimetre's 190.9. Nearly
[47:38] Speaker 9: 191 centimetres.
[47:38] Speaker 8: Damn. What?
[47:42] Speaker 1: There you go. I've grown. Grown a few centimetres.
[47:45] Speaker 9: Good enough sunlight.
[47:46] Speaker 7: So Clint is a foot taller than me.
[47:49] Speaker 9: I'm 5'76 too.
[47:51] Speaker 7: You're a foot taller than me.
[47:54] Speaker 3: Oh, good.
[47:54] Speaker 1: I'm glad I haven't been. What's the half fishing version
[47:58] Speaker 1: of height on like the Tinder app? Now let's measure
[48:00] Speaker 1: some other things we think you're lying about. I'm just kidding.
[48:04] Speaker 3: I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM or
[48:08] Speaker 3: you can text us on 9696. What's the key personal statistic,
[48:12] Speaker 3: like detail about yourself where you always thought it was
[48:15] Speaker 3: something and then you learnt later on where you're like, oh, actually,
[48:20] Speaker 3: like maybe it's your birthday was wrong.
[48:22] Speaker 5: My friend Nixon had to cancel his 40th birthday because
[48:24] Speaker 5: he had his age wrong.
[48:26] Speaker 1: He was 39.
[48:26] Speaker 5: He planned the 39th and 40th invited everyone and then
[48:30] Speaker 5: a month out he cancelled it because he goes, oh,
[48:32] Speaker 5: my 40th' s next year.
[48:34] Speaker 1: He had no idea.
[48:35] Speaker 5: You're right. It could be your height. It could be
[48:37] Speaker 5: your weight. Your weight could have been way off by
[48:39] Speaker 5: the time you finally measured yourself. It could be your
[48:41] Speaker 5: blood type. You could have had your blood type wrong
[48:43] Speaker 5: your whole life.
[48:44] Speaker 1: It could have been your star sign. It could have
[48:46] Speaker 1: been your income bracket. Oh, $ 800 at him. Or you
[48:53] Speaker 1: can text it to 9696, the personal stat that you
[48:56] Speaker 1: got wrong about yourself.
[48:59] Speaker 3: Do you know how tall you are? That's what we're
[49:01] Speaker 3: discussing because you stop getting measured. Like back in primary school, maybe.
[49:06] Speaker 3: I can't remember the last.
[49:07] Speaker 1: Time I was measured. Because it was so exciting back then. Yeah.
[49:09] Speaker 1: And also, you do change height as an adult. You
[49:12] Speaker 1: can get shorter. As we're learning, you can get a
[49:14] Speaker 1: little bit taller too. You can? Yeah, I think if you,
[49:17] Speaker 1: can't you? If you sort your spine out.
[49:20] Speaker 6: What have you got a bit of scoliosis yeah maybe.
[49:24] Speaker 3: More often than not though you start shrinking like my
[49:27] Speaker 3: dad lost my dad.
[49:29] Speaker 1: Lost a foot No, he didn't. Yeah? No, he didn't.
[49:32] Speaker 3: He was so bow-legged because he lost all the cartilage
[49:36] Speaker 3: in his knees, so he was so bow-legged. He used
[49:38] Speaker 3: to be 6'1, and then he lost all the cartilage
[49:41] Speaker 3: in his knees, and he was 6'0, and then after
[49:44] Speaker 3: his two-knee replacement, 6'1 again.
[49:47] Speaker 1: You just said he lost a foot. That's an inch. Oh, sorry,
[49:50] Speaker 1: an inch. That would have meant that he went from
[49:52] Speaker 1: my height to Grace's height. Oh, sorry. You lost an inch.
[49:55] Speaker 1: Lost a whole foot. An inch is still a fair bit. No,
[49:58] Speaker 1: an inch is a lot, but you said a foot.
[49:59] Speaker 1: You've always told me that an inch is a lot. Oh,
[50:02] Speaker 1: an inch is... You've always stood by the fact that
[50:07] Speaker 1: an inch, one inch. You always said four inches. Huge.
[50:11] Speaker 1: An inch more. Wouldn't say no.
[50:14] Speaker 5: Someone texted in who we're not allowed a name who said,
[50:16] Speaker 5: I thought my husband and I were married. Turns out
[50:19] Speaker 5: I never filed the marriage license paperwork.
[50:23] Speaker 3: Wow.
[50:24] Speaker 1: Don't call me. My husband still doesn't know. Wow. There
[50:28] Speaker 1: you go. We asked what's the key stat you didn't
[50:29] Speaker 1: know about yourself.
[50:31] Speaker 3: I love this one so much. It says, I always
[50:33] Speaker 3: thought I was a bit of a dick. Turns out
[50:35] Speaker 3: I'm just autistic.
[50:37] Speaker 9: Oh.
[50:37] Speaker 1: There you go. There you go. There you go. Good
[50:39] Speaker 1: to have something to blame it on. Yeah.
[50:41] Speaker 5: My friend always thought her middle name was Marie. But
[50:44] Speaker 5: her dad wrote Grace on the birth certificate, which was
[50:47] Speaker 5: one of her sister's middle names. Didn't find out until
[50:50] Speaker 5: they were applying for a passport many years later.
[50:53] Speaker 1: Oh, come on, Dad. One job. Dad, put the wrong
[50:56] Speaker 1: name on the birth certificate. Put your sister's name on.
[50:59] Speaker 3: He goes, just give her Grace. That's what all the
[51:02] Speaker 3: daughters have is the middle name.
[51:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, Grace, that's our family middle name.
[51:07] Speaker 3: Someone said I was 27 years old before I realised
[51:09] Speaker 3: I had my birthday off by a day. 30th of January,
[51:14] Speaker 3: not the 31st of January, turns out.
[51:17] Speaker 1: How? How'd you muck that up? How'd you do that?
[51:20] Speaker 1: That feels like one you can blame your parents for.
[51:22] Speaker 10: Yeah.
[51:23] Speaker 5: I realised my name was wrong when I hit my
[51:26] Speaker 5: 20s and I ordered a full birth certificate.
[51:29] Speaker 1: Which name? Your first name.
[51:31] Speaker 10: Wow.
[51:32] Speaker 1: That feels like a... Identity crisis type situation. Here's another
[51:36] Speaker 1: name one. It says, hi, guys.
[51:38] Speaker 3: I had been spelling my middle name wrong and it
[51:40] Speaker 3: wasn't until I was 16 and going for my learner's
[51:45] Speaker 3: driver's license application and my dad caught me out.
[51:48] Speaker 1: Would have said, that's not how you spell your middle name.
[51:51] Speaker 1: What are you doing?
[51:52] Speaker 5: Due to an accident, my right leg is now two
[51:55] Speaker 5: centimetres longer. If I want to be petite and girly,
[51:58] Speaker 5: I'll stand on my left leg.
[52:00] Speaker 1: Shut up. That's so funny.
[52:02] Speaker 3: Wait, how is it two centimetres longer?
[52:04] Speaker 1: I had an accident. I know, but I... Oh, so
[52:08] Speaker 1: the other one got shorter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I
[52:10] Speaker 1: was like, how did you gain two centimetres? Yeah, no, no, no,
[52:12] Speaker 1: because there'll be short kings. You're right, it's a good clarification.
[52:14] Speaker 1: There'll be short kings listening to that going... Wait, how
[52:16] Speaker 1: did they do that? I'd like to have that accident.
[52:18] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[52:19] Speaker 1: Can I have the leg lengthening accident? Anybody else with
[52:24] Speaker 1: a good one?
[52:25] Speaker 3: Someone said it was only a small minor change to
[52:28] Speaker 3: my middle name, Rachel. I was spelling Rachel, R-A-C-H-E-L, instead
[52:34] Speaker 3: of R-A-C-H-A-E-L.
[52:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's enough to get you bounced off a
[52:38] Speaker 1: flight if it's on your ticket. It is, yeah, one letter.
[52:41] Speaker 1: One letter is enough to ruin your whole flight. It will.
[52:43] Speaker 1: There you go. Next, birthday bangers, the number one song
[52:47] Speaker 1: on your 16th birthday. All you have to know is
[52:49] Speaker 1: your birthday. If you know your birthday, yeah. Do you
[52:51] Speaker 1: know your birthday?
[52:52] Speaker 3: Because if you don't, it's going to be quite hard
[52:55] Speaker 3: to do your birthday banger. Oh, 800 dial ZM right
[52:58] Speaker 3: now if you want to play.
[52:59] Speaker 2: ZM's Brinklin.
[53:01] Speaker 1: Brinklin.
[53:02] Speaker 9: All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
[53:05] Speaker 1: I bloody miss that.
[53:06] Speaker 3: Hey, this is birthday banger. Number one song when you
[53:09] Speaker 3: turn 16. We'll figure yours out and then we'll play
[53:11] Speaker 3: our favourite.
[53:13] Speaker 1: I'm in the class gay team. Penny's going to do
[53:18] Speaker 1: Mum Rebecca's birthday banger. Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. How are you, Penny? Good.
[53:24] Speaker 1: How old are you? Nine. You're nine. Okay, that means
[53:28] Speaker 1: we can do Mum's birthday banger. What's her birthday? The
[53:32] Speaker 1: 12th of January.
[53:34] Speaker 9: 1984.
[53:37] Speaker 1: Well done, Penny. That means mum was 16 in the
[53:40] Speaker 1: year 2000. And on that day, this was number one.
[53:45] Speaker 1: First of all, what a tune, Penny.
[53:49] Speaker 6: Your mum is going to love that one from Macy Gray.
[53:52] Speaker 8: What?
[53:58] Speaker 1: Such a good one. And she was here last Saturday.
[54:01] Speaker 1: And the reason I know that is because my partner
[54:04] Speaker 1: was devastated that we couldn't go to Olivia Dean and
[54:08] Speaker 1: Macy Gray. She was severely upstaged by Olivia Dean. Bad
[54:11] Speaker 1: night to do a concert in Auckland for Macy Gray.
[54:14] Speaker 1: Do you like it, Penny? Do you think that's a
[54:16] Speaker 1: good birthday banger for your mum? Yeah, I think she
[54:19] Speaker 1: also likes it. Yeah, good. Yeah, okay, good.
[54:22] Speaker 5: Wait there, we're going to do Phoenix's mum's birthday banger.
[54:25] Speaker 5: All the mums today.
[54:26] Speaker 1: Hi, Phoenix. Hi, Phoenix. Hi. How old are you, Phoenix?
[54:30] Speaker 7: I'm 10.
[54:31] Speaker 1: You're 10. Okay, let's do mum's birthday banger. What's her birthday?
[54:37] Speaker 4: Well, it's today.
[54:40] Speaker 6: Her birthday is today.
[54:42] Speaker 1: Oh, wait, it is today.
[54:44] Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, hey, Phoenix, can you do us a favour
[54:48] Speaker 3: and ask mum what's for dinner?
[54:50] Speaker 1: Yeah. What's for dinner? A whole lot because we did
[54:55] Speaker 1: meal prep today, so we've got 20 meals to choose from. Okay. Okay.
[54:58] Speaker 1: What are you leaning towards out of that? There's a reason. Bolognese?
[55:05] Speaker 3: Oh.
[55:06] Speaker 1: Wouldn't happen to be a curry bolognese, would it? Bolognese
[55:11] Speaker 1: is like an Italian curry, isn't it? It can be, yeah. No, okay,
[55:14] Speaker 1: don't worry. Is it your favourite? It's your birthday today.
[55:16] Speaker 1: The year is 1990. That means you were 16 in 2006,
[55:20] Speaker 1: and on that day, this was number one. Banger! I
[55:26] Speaker 1: love this song! Yeah, Phoenix, because it's a banger. And
[55:31] Speaker 1: I'm still bringing 60 back. Yeah, me too. I'm still trying. Okay,
[55:37] Speaker 1: wait there, guys. One more birthday banger for Steve. G'day, Steve. G'day, Steve.
[55:42] Speaker 1: First time caller, long time listener. Go, Steve. Hell yeah, Steve.
[55:53] Speaker 1: Good to have you on the show.
[55:54] Speaker 5: Thank you.
[55:56] Speaker 1: Where are you calling from?
[55:58] Speaker 8: Just from Auckland.
[55:59] Speaker 1: Shout out to my daughter sitting next to me in
[56:00] Speaker 1: the car. What's her name? Give her a shout out.
[56:03] Speaker 7: Caitlin!
[56:04] Speaker 1: Caitlin! Hi, Caitlin. Hey, Steve. So glad you're here, mate.
[56:10] Speaker 1: What is your birthday? It's the 12th of March, 1981.
[56:14] Speaker 3: You know what would top this off? A great birthday banger.
[56:17] Speaker 3: You were 16 in 97 and here it is.
[56:24] Speaker 1: Do you think you are? Do you think you are?
[56:27] Speaker 3: Oh, Steve.
[56:28] Speaker 1: It's a Spice Girls banger.
[56:30] Speaker 4: Fuck you.
[56:30] Speaker 1: Come on, Bree. Let's go, Steve. Do you think you are?
[56:37] Speaker 1: Do you think you are? Do you think you are?
[56:42] Speaker 1: Do you think you are? Caitlin, you'd like that one too,
[56:46] Speaker 1: wouldn't you?
[56:46] Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh, no.
[56:48] Speaker 3: Oh.
[56:50] Speaker 1: Oh, not bad. Okay, okay, okay. Wait there, wait there,
[56:53] Speaker 1: wait there, wait there.
[56:53] Speaker 5: Now, obviously, that is a huge scale-tipping song.
[56:58] Speaker 1: I love all three. Let's not forget it's Phoenix's mum's
[57:01] Speaker 1: birthday today.
[57:02] Speaker 10: Oh, it is.
[57:03] Speaker 1: And that Macy Gray song never comes up. You can't
[57:08] Speaker 1: sway my love for the Spice Girls. That's where my
[57:11] Speaker 1: vote's going. But I understand. I like them all. You
[57:16] Speaker 1: know what's going to change it for me?
[57:17] Speaker 8: What?
[57:17] Speaker 1: Because Caitlin wasn't on board. Yeah, I know, that swayed you. Yeah.
[57:22] Speaker 5: So I'm going Justin Timberlake. It's split, which means the
[57:24] Speaker 5: vote goes to our producer, Claudia. Claudia, you can choose
[57:27] Speaker 5: from all three, including Macy Gray. What is the winner
[57:29] Speaker 5: of Birthday Banger today?
[57:30] Speaker 1: You know what?
[57:30] Speaker 3: Caitlin, not liking it, kind of tipped it in their favour.
[57:33] Speaker 3: I want Steve to sing along and Caitlin to have
[57:35] Speaker 3: to get through it.
[57:38] Speaker 1: Steve, you just won Birthday Banger. Well done.
[57:41] Speaker 3: Embarrass your daughter on this one, Steve.
[57:46] Speaker 1: Hey, Caitlin, how good's... Yum. Cool. Oh, cool.
[57:53] Speaker 5: From 1997, here's Steve's birthday banger on ZM with Brie
[57:58] Speaker 5: and Clint.
[57:59] Speaker 1: ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
[58:08] Speaker 5: That's a birthday banger for Steve, our mate Steve, and
[58:11] Speaker 5: Caitlin especially.
[58:12] Speaker 1: Yeah, Caitlin, that one's especially for you. Yeah, she said
[58:15] Speaker 1: she loved it and she definitely wanted to hear it.
[58:17] Speaker 3: She said, I want nothing more than to see my
[58:20] Speaker 3: dad sing some Spice Girls.
[58:22] Speaker 1: In the car.
[58:22] Speaker 5: Number one in 1997 beat Phoenix's mum's birthday banger on
[58:28] Speaker 5: her birthday, Justin Timberlake, and Penny's mum Rebecca's birthday banger,
[58:32] Speaker 5: Macy Gray, I try.
[58:33] Speaker 1: I would have been happy with any of them today.
[58:36] Speaker 4: Same.
[58:36] Speaker 1: Great line-up.
[58:37] Speaker 10: Same.
[58:37] Speaker 2: The ZM Podcast Network.
[58:40] Speaker 5: On a Tuesday, and Tuesdays is the day that we
[58:42] Speaker 5: go looking for a.
[58:45] Speaker 1: Name in a Haystack! Hardest game on radio.
[58:50] Speaker 3: It sure is. So hard that we've never won. And
[58:53] Speaker 3: it jackpots every week. The amount of money jackpots. And today,
[58:58] Speaker 3: if the person with the right name answers, they'll win $ 4, 300.
[59:01] Speaker 6: $ 4, 300?
[59:01] Speaker 1: So how many games is that? Too many.
[59:03] Speaker 3: A lot.
[59:03] Speaker 9: $ 80, 000.
[59:12] Speaker 1: Attempts. 86 attempts. This is attempt number 86.
[59:15] Speaker 3: 86 losses. And how we do it, it's all at random.
[59:20] Speaker 1: So one of our producers will tell us the business
[59:23] Speaker 1: that we're calling and the other producer gives us the name.
[59:26] Speaker 1: Do you guys promise you haven't talked to each other?
[59:28] Speaker 5: As much as I really want this to go, as
[59:30] Speaker 5: long as I want this.
[59:31] Speaker 1: To go, it can't be rigged. No, it cannot. Wouldn't
[59:35] Speaker 1: feel right. So who do we want to go to first?
[59:38] Speaker 8: Grace. Grace.
[59:40] Speaker 1: Hello, guys. What are you choosing this week?
[59:42] Speaker 9: The location.
[59:43] Speaker 1: Okay.
[59:43] Speaker 7: My first ever location pick.
[59:45] Speaker 1: Okay, your first ever location.
[59:46] Speaker 7: I decided.
[59:47] Speaker 1: Yes.
[59:48] Speaker 7: I'm going up north. We're calling in Kirikiri the Stone Store.
[59:52] Speaker 3: The Stone Store in Kirikiri. What do they do at
[59:55] Speaker 3: the Stone Store?
[59:56] Speaker 7: It just says historical landmark.
[59:58] Speaker 9: Is that the oldest building in New Zealand?
[1:00:00] Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be marijuana.
[1:00:01] Speaker 3: Is it?
[1:00:02] Speaker 1: Is it the oldest building in New Zealand?
[1:00:03] Speaker 7: Oldest undamaged stone building in New Zealand.
[1:00:06] Speaker 1: Whoa. Claudia knows her stone buildings. I like that boulder.
[1:00:11] Speaker 1: It's my special interest. All right, Claudia. Who works at
[1:00:15] Speaker 1: the Stone Store in Kerikeri?
[1:00:17] Speaker 3: We hope that we're going to find Jenna at the
[1:00:20] Speaker 3: Stone Store in Kerikeri.
[1:00:22] Speaker 1: I'm confident.
[1:00:23] Speaker 9: Jenna with an N, not a Gemma with an M.
[1:00:26] Speaker 1: Jenna. Jenna. What about Jen? If it's short for Jenna.
[1:00:31] Speaker 1: And not Jennifer. And not Jennifer and not Jenny.
[1:00:33] Speaker 9: Is Jenna short for Jennifer or is that a different name?
[1:00:35] Speaker 1: Well, I guess we're going to find out, aren't we? Yeah,
[1:00:37] Speaker 1: let's find out.
[1:00:37] Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever met someone with the name
[1:00:39] Speaker 3: Jennifer that's called Jenna.
[1:00:41] Speaker 8: No.
[1:00:42] Speaker 4: No.
[1:00:42] Speaker 1: True.
[1:00:43] Speaker 5: Claudia, please connect us to the Stone Store in Kirikiri.
[1:00:46] Speaker 5: We're looking for a name in a haystack. If Jenna
[1:00:49] Speaker 5: answers the phone, she'll win $ 4, 300.
[1:00:53] Speaker 1: Kia ora, Kirikiri Mission Station, Kelly speaking. Oh, hi, Kelly.
[1:00:57] Speaker 1: It's Brian Clint calling from ZM. Hi, Kelly. Hello.
[1:01:01] Speaker 6: Hello.
[1:01:01] Speaker 1: How are you?
[1:01:02] Speaker 2: I am upright and erect.
[1:01:06] Speaker 1: You're upright and erect?
[1:01:08] Speaker 2: As I'm very busy working.
[1:01:09] Speaker 1: Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[1:01:11] Speaker 5: We do this silly game on our show where we
[1:01:13] Speaker 5: call a random place with a random name in mind,
[1:01:17] Speaker 5: like we pre-pick the name, and today if your name
[1:01:19] Speaker 5: was Jenna, you would have won $ 4, 300, Kelly.
[1:01:23] Speaker 9: What about if it's my middle name?
[1:01:26] Speaker 1: Is it your middle name? Is it your middle name?
[1:01:29] Speaker 1: How do I prove to you that it is? Yeah, right, yeah.
[1:01:32] Speaker 1: I like your thinking, Kelly. I like your thinking.
[1:01:37] Speaker 8: Oh, well.
[1:01:37] Speaker 3: Kelly and Jen are not too far apart, like in
[1:01:41] Speaker 3: the right realm.
[1:01:42] Speaker 1: Correct. Yeah. Never mind. Never mind. Hey, we appreciate your
[1:01:45] Speaker 1: time today, Kelly. Thank you. All right.
[1:01:48] Speaker 8: Have a great afternoon.
[1:01:49] Speaker 1: All right, you too. See you later. Bye.
[1:01:51] Speaker 4: Bye.
[1:01:52] Speaker 1: Upright and erect. I'm going to use that from now on.
[1:01:55] Speaker 1: I like that a lot. Better than flat and flaccid, eh?
[1:01:58] Speaker 1: So true. Better than horizontal and erect, too. Yeah, true.
[1:02:03] Speaker 1: Anyone pitch a tent?
[1:02:06] Speaker 2: It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
[1:02:09] Speaker 1: We just got a text from Roshni after naming a
[1:02:11] Speaker 1: haystack before.
[1:02:12] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[1:02:12] Speaker 1: Roshni goes, I live for naming a haystack. Appreciate it.
[1:02:20] Speaker 1: It's jackpotted again. $ 4, 350 next week. The journey continues.
[1:02:24] Speaker 5: The world's most failed radio game continues to fail.
[1:02:28] Speaker 1: Disappoint. Yeah. Back next week.
[1:02:32] Speaker 3: Something that never disappoints me is a TV mishap.
[1:02:37] Speaker 1: We love them on this show. We love them, don't we?
[1:02:40] Speaker 1: Like a live TV. Yeah. Usually it's from the news.
[1:02:45] Speaker 3: Something goes wrong and we've got another one, this time
[1:02:49] Speaker 3: from the BBC. News presenter Greta Guru Murthy was interviewing
[1:02:56] Speaker 3: a guy who was celebrating his 60-year anniversary at the BBC.
[1:03:01] Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, okay. Which is crazy.
[1:03:04] Speaker 3: Oh, sorry, a segment celebrating his 60-year anniversary. So she
[1:03:08] Speaker 3: was talking to this guy. They played a lovely package
[1:03:10] Speaker 3: for him to celebrate his time at the BBC.
[1:03:12] Speaker 1: He's been at the BBC for 60 years. I believe so. Okay, yeah.
[1:03:15] Speaker 1: I believe so.
[1:03:17] Speaker 3: And then she has thought that she's thrown to the
[1:03:20] Speaker 3: ads afterwards, but turns out her mic was still live
[1:03:25] Speaker 3: and it captured quite– I'm going to say it's an
[1:03:28] Speaker 3: awkward moment between the two who were sitting next to
[1:03:32] Speaker 3: each other.
[1:03:32] Speaker 1: You take a listen. Lovely to see you. As always,
[1:03:34] Speaker 1: John Simpson there. This is BBC News. Thank you so much.
[1:03:40] Speaker 1: That was really lovely.
[1:03:42] Speaker 7: That was lovely.
[1:03:42] Speaker 1: I couldn't, I suppose, have a kiss.
[1:03:45] Speaker 3: Yes.
[1:03:45] Speaker 1: Goodbye. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Really
[1:03:49] Speaker 1: lovely of you. Sorry, sorry. We are still on air. Sorry,
[1:03:53] Speaker 1: I didn't realise that.
[1:03:56] Speaker 3: This is BBC News.
[1:03:58] Speaker 1: I suppose I couldn't have a kiss. Have a kiss,
[1:04:03] Speaker 1: could I? She was very obliging too, wasn't she? Well,
[1:04:06] Speaker 1: I mean, awkward to say no. No, it is awkward.
[1:04:09] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[1:04:10] Speaker 1: And then the kiss was so audible too. There was two.
[1:04:12] Speaker 1: There was a double. It was a double banger.
[1:04:14] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[1:04:17] Speaker 1: It begs the question, do you want to be asked
[1:04:20] Speaker 1: for a kiss? No, I don't.
[1:04:21] Speaker 3: I mean, obviously, that's a completely different situation, or I
[1:04:24] Speaker 3: hope so. That was like a platonic friendly. I think
[1:04:28] Speaker 3: it was fine.
[1:04:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. In a romantic way, I would rather not
[1:04:34] Speaker 1: be asked. And we're not conflating consent, obviously.
[1:04:38] Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no.
[1:04:39] Speaker 1: It's very different. But you know when the vibe's there.
[1:04:42] Speaker 1: When the moment is on, do you want the person
[1:04:44] Speaker 1: to lean over and go, Would it be okay if
[1:04:47] Speaker 1: I kissed you? Ready? You, okay, ready? You picture yourself
[1:04:52] Speaker 1: in that moment. Yeah. Okay, oh, this is going to
[1:04:55] Speaker 1: be good.
[1:04:55] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[1:04:56] Speaker 3: Producer Grace, get the cameras ready because this might be
[1:04:58] Speaker 3: a video for today.
[1:04:59] Speaker 1: I'm not asking. No, we all have to do it.
[1:05:02] Speaker 1: I'm receiving. God, pillow princess. Okay, wait.
[1:05:11] Speaker 3: No, we can all do it and we'll see if
[1:05:14] Speaker 3: any of us are not awkward for asking for a kiss.
[1:05:17] Speaker 1: So you're in the situation. First time you've gone on a.
[1:05:21] Speaker 3: Date with this person. You feel the vibe, but just
[1:05:25] Speaker 3: to make sure, you ask.
[1:05:27] Speaker 1: If it's okay. Okay, I'm going to kiss Claudia, okay? Oh,
[1:05:31] Speaker 1: this is a great party. Hey, Claudia, you having a
[1:05:34] Speaker 1: good time? Yeah, it's pretty good. Did you want another drink? Yes, please. Okay. Okay.
[1:05:40] Speaker 1: Before I get you that drink, can I kiss you?
[1:05:43] Speaker 1: You're very uncomfortable. No, it wasn't good. It wasn't? It
[1:05:49] Speaker 1: wasn't good. It could have been worse, though. It could
[1:05:51] Speaker 1: have been worse. It could have been way worse. Go,
[1:05:53] Speaker 1: who are you kissing? Okay, I'll kiss new producer Grace.
[1:05:57] Speaker 1: Just to keep it even. God, last week you showed
[1:05:59] Speaker 1: her your boobs. I'll kiss Claudia as well.
[1:06:02] Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
[1:06:05] Speaker 1: Okay, so we've been on a date. Oh, I feel awkward.
[1:06:09] Speaker 9: Look me in the eye, Brie.
[1:06:12] Speaker 1: Okay, hold on. Hey, Claudia. Hey, Brie. Should we?
[1:06:23] Speaker 3: No.
[1:06:24] Speaker 1: Are you feeling? No. Ask her. Ask her. Okay.
[1:06:33] Speaker 10: Sorry.
[1:06:36] Speaker 1: Claudia. What are we? I'm getting so uncomfortable. Hurry up.
[1:06:42] Speaker 1: Hurry up. Claudia, kiss a kiss. You made it weird.
[1:06:50] Speaker 1: All right, Brian Clint. ZM's Brian Clint. That was a
[1:06:54] Speaker 1: pretty good break. Before I go, do you think I
[1:06:58] Speaker 1: could get a kiss? Oh no, we're still on air.
[1:07:04] Speaker 1: Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live
[1:07:08] Speaker 1: weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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