# ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th October 2026

An episode of [ZM's Bree & Clint](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1404629048), 13 Oct 2026, 1 h 03 min.

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• Gift you were given that were more for the person who gave them to you. • Pranking our new Producer Grace with Auckland FC. • 5 signs you're emotionally unavailable... @clint. • The infamous Kiwibank Sheep. Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've
[0:03] Speaker 1: got da-da-dada.
[0:04] Speaker 2: It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
[0:06] Speaker 1: ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC.
[0:12] Speaker 2: ZM's Brie and Clint.
[0:14] Speaker 3: Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show
[0:18] Speaker 3: on Taco Tuesday.
[0:19] Speaker 1: How bloody good. How bloody, sorry I'm just gathering myself.
[0:24] Speaker 1: We've been happy. Had a bit on before the show today.
[0:28] Speaker 3: We are in the midst of planning, I guess you
[0:31] Speaker 3: could call it quite a mean prank on our new producer, Grace.
[0:34] Speaker 1: It was meant to be nice.
[0:35] Speaker 3: It was meant to be nice, yeah. But she's not
[0:37] Speaker 3: here today. She's at home with two sprained ankles. So
[0:39] Speaker 3: about 4.20 today.
[0:41] Speaker 4: We will get, I can't say revenge, but you don't
[0:44] Speaker 4: really get revenge on someone for accidentally spraining their ankles.
[0:46] Speaker 1: Do you? No, not really. It's giving, I feel like
[0:51] Speaker 1: we've done this to a few of our new producers now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[0:55] Speaker 5: Producer Anastasia, ex-producer of the show, when she first started,
[0:59] Speaker 5: we pranked her with a fake Miley Cyrus.
[1:00] Speaker 1: Remember that? That's right.
[1:02] Speaker 4: It's how Brie and I show love.
[1:04] Speaker 1: Oh, if I'm pranking you, I love you. Yeah, we
[1:07] Speaker 1: love you. That's what we'll tell HR anyway.
[1:10] Speaker 3: That's going to happen at 4.20 this afternoon, so that's
[1:12] Speaker 3: a wee while away. Yet, I know you're here for
[1:14] Speaker 3: Olivia Deen. I know you want to get in the
[1:16] Speaker 3: draw for tomorrow's double pass. So I can tell you
[1:19] Speaker 3: the first Olivia Deen song we're going to play is
[1:21] Speaker 3: Rain Me In.
[1:24] Speaker 1: What time, Clint? What time? We'll play Reign Me In
[1:27] Speaker 1: at 3.40. Okay, so don't call for Olivia Dean now.
[1:31] Speaker 1: 3.40 is when you've.
[1:33] Speaker 6: Got to call.
[1:34] Speaker 1: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[1:34] Speaker 3: What you need to call for now is tradie versus lady,
[1:37] Speaker 3: if that's what you're up for.
[1:39] Speaker 6: Correct.
[1:39] Speaker 1: 50 bucks is on the line. Tradies are 90, ladies
[1:43] Speaker 1: on 80. Can you make a difference? 0800 dial ZM
[1:46] Speaker 1: right now.
[1:47] Speaker 7: Play ZM's Bree and Clint.
[1:53] Speaker 2: Versus ladies.
[1:57] Speaker 1: Score update for the year.
[1:58] Speaker 5: The tradies on 90. The ladies trailing 10 behind on 80.
[2:03] Speaker 5: They really need every win from here on out.
[2:07] Speaker 1: There's still time, though.
[2:08] Speaker 2: There is.
[2:08] Speaker 1: And they can still lose a few. But if they
[2:10] Speaker 1: don't start clawing back now.
[2:11] Speaker 6: No, yeah, yeah.
[2:12] Speaker 1: It's not do or die yet. No, but they need
[2:14] Speaker 1: a few wins in the pocket.
[2:16] Speaker 3: Our lady is in the Garden City. She's 35, and
[2:19] Speaker 3: she is a volunteer firefighter in her spare time.
[2:22] Speaker 4: Welcome to the show, Patrice.
[2:23] Speaker 1: Hi, Patrice. G'day, team. What do you do as your
[2:27] Speaker 1: day job? I'm a landscape photographer. Okay, that makes sense.
[2:32] Speaker 1: You'd be nice and strong.
[2:34] Speaker 5: You'd be able to save people from a burning building.
[2:36] Speaker 1: Know how to handle a hose.
[2:37] Speaker 8: Yep.
[2:38] Speaker 1: Yeah. Rescue those cats from trees. I'm assuming.
[2:43] Speaker 4: There's trees involved in landscaping, so yeah.
[2:45] Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She does it all.
[2:50] Speaker 3: You're taking on our tradie from the Tron. He's 42,
[2:52] Speaker 3: and he's currently in the KFC drive-thru.
[2:54] Speaker 1: How good?
[2:55] Speaker 4: Welcome to the show, Josh.
[2:56] Speaker 1: G'day, Josh.
[2:57] Speaker 9: G'day.
[2:58] Speaker 1: Hi, how's it going? What's your go-to KFC order, Josh?
[3:02] Speaker 8: A wicked lunch with a regular Coke for the drink.
[3:05] Speaker 1: Oh, you're a smart man. It's good. The wicked wings
[3:08] Speaker 1: are where it's at. It's simple, but it's good. It's good.
[3:11] Speaker 10: It's just small enough to, you know, you don't have
[3:13] Speaker 10: to feel too guilty about it.
[3:14] Speaker 4: Well, also this close to dinner, you know, it's just enough.
[3:17] Speaker 1: Fills the spot.
[3:17] Speaker 4: Just enough to tide you over.
[3:19] Speaker 1: We endorse. Your buzz is tradie. Patrice, lady, first of
[3:22] Speaker 1: three correct.
[3:23] Speaker 3: Answers gets $ 50 cash from KFC, which you can choose
[3:26] Speaker 3: to reinvest in the drive-thru if you like.
[3:28] Speaker 1: Here we go, guys. Best of luck. Question number one.
[3:31] Speaker 1: Kicking off their season this Saturday, what is the name
[3:34] Speaker 1: of Auckland's champion A-League football team?
[3:36] Speaker 8: Trudy. Lady.
[3:38] Speaker 1: Yes, Josh.
[3:40] Speaker 10: Oh, what are they?
[3:41] Speaker 1: They're the.
[3:44] Speaker 8: Oh.
[3:44] Speaker 1: Oh, it flipped my mind. B. It happens to me
[3:48] Speaker 1: all the time, Josh. Don't worry about it. Patrice, you
[3:50] Speaker 1: want to steal? Oh, nah.
[3:53] Speaker 10: I'll give it a crack.
[3:54] Speaker 1: Auckland. Yeah. Those will be good. Auckland East Sea. Pulls
[4:03] Speaker 1: it out of nowhere. All right, one to the ladies.
[4:06] Speaker 1: Question number two.
[4:07] Speaker 5: If your birthday was today, October 13th, what star sign
[4:12] Speaker 5: would you be?
[4:12] Speaker 6: Yes, Josh.
[4:16] Speaker 4: Libra?
[4:16] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[4:17] Speaker 6: Wow.
[4:18] Speaker 1: How did you know that, Josh?
[4:21] Speaker 10: My daughter turned seven a couple of days ago.
[4:23] Speaker 1: Good on you, Josh. Well done, mate. One apiece. Question
[4:29] Speaker 1: number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who
[4:31] Speaker 1: sings this song.
[4:32] Speaker 6: Ready?
[4:34] Speaker 1: Yes, Josh.
[4:36] Speaker 9: Eminem?
[4:37] Speaker 1: Yeah. It is Eminem.
[4:38] Speaker 5: Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need
[4:41] Speaker 5: this one, Patrice, to stay in it. Question number four.
[4:44] Speaker 5: Who directed the 1993 film Jurassic Park?
[4:48] Speaker 1: Was it James Cameron?
[4:49] Speaker 8: Ready?
[4:49] Speaker 1: Yes, Josh?
[4:50] Speaker 4: Steven Spielberg.
[4:52] Speaker 1: He's done it. He's got.
[4:55] Speaker 8: It.
[4:55] Speaker 6: Oh, bye-bye.
[4:57] Speaker 1: Can't be mad at that, Patrice. That was quite the performance. No,
[5:01] Speaker 1: I didn't even get a shot in, did I? No,
[5:03] Speaker 1: you got that Auckland FC question. That was very good.
[5:05] Speaker 1: That was impressive, that one.
[5:06] Speaker 3: But you cannot be a man freshly fuelled on a
[5:09] Speaker 3: wicked lunch with a regular Coke.
[5:10] Speaker 4: He just has what he needs to get it done,
[5:12] Speaker 4: you know?
[5:13] Speaker 1: What were you going to say, Patrice?
[5:15] Speaker 11: Two grits and a greasy box, you can't beat it,
[5:17] Speaker 11: can you?
[5:22] Speaker 1: And that'll do it. On that note, let's play a song.
[5:25] Speaker 1: Thanks for playing, guys. 50 bucks going to you, Josh Patrice.
[5:29] Speaker 1: Naughty from you.
[5:30] Speaker 4: Of course, that came from a landscaper and a firefighter,
[5:33] Speaker 4: you know?
[5:35] Speaker 1: Well done, Josh. Good win.
[5:38] Speaker 7: ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
[5:40] Speaker 3: I was talking to Brie yesterday because backstory, small backstory.
[5:44] Speaker 3: I got given a secondhand TV from my father-in-law and
[5:48] Speaker 3: I've set it up down in the carport, which long-suffering
[5:51] Speaker 3: listeners of this show will know that that's also my gym.
[5:54] Speaker 3: It's where I put the home gym in.
[5:56] Speaker 1: Didn't you use it like three times?
[5:58] Speaker 8: No.
[5:58] Speaker 1: Twice. No, I used it more than three times.
[6:01] Speaker 6: No.
[6:01] Speaker 4: I used it quite a few times for three months
[6:04] Speaker 4: about two years ago.
[6:05] Speaker 6: Okay?
[6:07] Speaker 1: And it's there for when the moment strikes.
[6:10] Speaker 6: All right?
[6:11] Speaker 4: You don't have to get ready if you stay ready
[6:13] Speaker 4: kind of thing.
[6:14] Speaker 1: Yep. Shut up, okay? I didn't say anything.
[6:18] Speaker 3: I'll put the TV in down there. And I also
[6:20] Speaker 3: got a secondhand table. It's like a bar leaner down there.
[6:24] Speaker 3: And now I have my man zone at home.
[6:27] Speaker 1: I think you should put a ping pong table in.
[6:30] Speaker 1: And I really like that idea. Because then you can
[6:32] Speaker 1: fold it away so the cars can still be in there.
[6:33] Speaker 1: Because we've still got to park the cars there.
[6:35] Speaker 3: Because you suggested pool table and I was like, love it,
[6:37] Speaker 3: but where would I park the cars?
[6:39] Speaker 1: And then you said. ping pong table. And you can
[6:41] Speaker 1: wheel it back into the corner.
[6:42] Speaker 4: What a great idea. There'll be one of those on
[6:44] Speaker 4: Trade Me that I can get.
[6:45] Speaker 1: 100% there will.
[6:46] Speaker 4: And then I had the idea that I could, it'd
[6:48] Speaker 4: be a great way to, you know, get the kids down,
[6:51] Speaker 4: play a bit of ping pong.
[6:52] Speaker 3: They would love that. And then I thought, two birds,
[6:55] Speaker 3: one stone. Why don't, why don't I make it their
[6:57] Speaker 3: Christmas present? You know, why don't I get the ping
[7:00] Speaker 3: pong table and then it can be the kids. And
[7:01] Speaker 3: I'll surprise them on Christmas morning.
[7:03] Speaker 1: I go, surprise.
[7:04] Speaker 5: And I said, nothing better than getting your kids a
[7:07] Speaker 5: present for them that's actually for you.
[7:11] Speaker 1: Because it is, really. It's a classic move. It is, really.
[7:13] Speaker 1: I know. Because the kids would be like, wow, thanks, Dad.
[7:17] Speaker 4: What is it? How come you didn't get us a
[7:18] Speaker 4: ping pong table that.
[7:20] Speaker 1: We are tall enough to use? You'll grow into it. Wow, thanks, Dad.
[7:25] Speaker 4: I've never shown any interest in ping pong at all.
[7:27] Speaker 1: How do you know if you don't try? These are
[7:31] Speaker 1: all just answers you can use. Wow, thanks, Dad.
[7:33] Speaker 4: I don't have any hand-eye coordination yet.
[7:36] Speaker 1: What better way to get some than playing ping pong? Now,
[7:39] Speaker 1: get out of the way. It's my turn. Yeah, you
[7:41] Speaker 1: wait your turn. You're right.
[7:43] Speaker 4: It would be a gift for them that really it's
[7:47] Speaker 4: for me.
[7:47] Speaker 10: Yep.
[7:48] Speaker 4: And that's a classic. And you know when you've been
[7:50] Speaker 4: given one of those.
[7:51] Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
[7:51] Speaker 1: You know deep down.
[7:52] Speaker 10: Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
[7:54] Speaker 1: I remember my parents did this exact thing when we
[7:57] Speaker 1: got a pool table and it, shit, it was a
[8:01] Speaker 1: nice pool table. The nicest pool table that we weren't
[8:06] Speaker 1: allowed to play on. Oh, you weren't even allowed to
[8:08] Speaker 1: touch it?
[8:09] Speaker 8: No.
[8:10] Speaker 10: Oh.
[8:10] Speaker 1: For quite a few years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For
[8:13] Speaker 1: a number of years we just had to watch. The
[8:16] Speaker 1: adults play.
[8:17] Speaker 6: But it was our gift.
[8:18] Speaker 1: But it's yours. It was our gift though. You'll inherit
[8:20] Speaker 1: it one day. Yeah.
[8:21] Speaker 4: When you're old enough to appreciate it.
[8:23] Speaker 1: Exactly.
[8:24] Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[8:24] Speaker 1: My parents still have it. It's a bloody beautiful pool table.
[8:27] Speaker 4: When your dad got your mum the Dyson.
[8:29] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[8:30] Speaker 1: Was that a gift for her or a gift for
[8:32] Speaker 1: him or a gift for no one? My dad is
[8:34] Speaker 1: obsessed with his Dyson vacuum.
[8:36] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[8:37] Speaker 1: He loves it. It was a gift for him. But
[8:39] Speaker 1: he gave it to your mum?
[8:40] Speaker 11: Yes.
[8:40] Speaker 6: Yes.
[8:41] Speaker 1: But it was him. He wanted it and was like,
[8:43] Speaker 1: here you go, daddy.
[8:44] Speaker 4: That is such a dangerous gift to give your wife.
[8:47] Speaker 1: Especially if it's for you. A crappy gift. It's a
[8:50] Speaker 1: crappy gift whether it's for her or for you. Yeah. Yeah.
[8:54] Speaker 4: Any vacuum, by the way, not just a Dyson vacuum.
[8:56] Speaker 1: No, no, no, just a vacuum. Just giving a vacuum
[8:58] Speaker 1: as a gift. Just buy your partner or yourself a vacuum.
[9:02] Speaker 1: It's not a gift.
[9:04] Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
[9:05] Speaker 1: It's so true.
[9:06] Speaker 3: We want to know when the gift was actually for them.
[9:08] Speaker 3: You received it. They gave it to you. They wrapped
[9:11] Speaker 3: it up and said it was for you.
[9:13] Speaker 1: But you were like, this has you written all over it.
[9:17] Speaker 1: Not once in my life have I expressed any interest
[9:19] Speaker 1: in this. This is what you would like. You, however,
[9:23] Speaker 1: you love this.
[9:24] Speaker 3: Also, you've taken it off me and you've unboxed it
[9:28] Speaker 3: and you are setting it up and you're having the
[9:31] Speaker 3: first turn with it.
[9:32] Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't feel like this is for me.
[9:34] Speaker 7: That is Franklin.
[9:36] Speaker 3: We asked you guys when was the gift actually for
[9:38] Speaker 3: them because you know they can dress it up however
[9:41] Speaker 3: they want and it can cost a lot of money,
[9:44] Speaker 3: but you know deep down that it's actually a gift
[9:46] Speaker 3: for them and not a gift for you.
[9:48] Speaker 1: Yeah, and you want to call them out about it finally.
[9:51] Speaker 1: Sinead is here.
[9:51] Speaker 4: Hi, Sinead.
[9:52] Speaker 1: Hi, Sinead.
[9:53] Speaker 8: Hi, guys.
[9:54] Speaker 11: Hi.
[9:54] Speaker 1: Who got you the gift, Sinead?
[9:55] Speaker 8: So my fiancé, the brother-in-law and sister-in-law all went on
[10:00] Speaker 8: and together on a ninja slushie.
[10:04] Speaker 1: For you?
[10:05] Speaker 6: For me.
[10:06] Speaker 1: They said it was for you.
[10:07] Speaker 11: Yeah.
[10:10] Speaker 1: Had you expressed your want for a ninja slushie?
[10:13] Speaker 2: Oh, I've mentioned it probably once.
[10:16] Speaker 12: Yeah.
[10:16] Speaker 1: It seems that it benefits everyone in that group. Exactly right.
[10:21] Speaker 3: Bre and I just got our first ninja slushies and
[10:24] Speaker 3: we know how great they are.
[10:25] Speaker 1: I mean, they're amazing.
[10:25] Speaker 4: But yeah, that doesn't need to be a gift just
[10:27] Speaker 4: for you.
[10:27] Speaker 3: That should have just been something that you all chipped
[10:29] Speaker 3: in four ways and got a ninja slushie.
[10:31] Speaker 1: Right, Sinead?
[10:32] Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, so the Ninja Slushie is now back with
[10:36] Speaker 8: my brother-in-law.
[10:37] Speaker 1: Still fully boxed.
[10:38] Speaker 2: Wait. And will be unboxed this weekend to be used
[10:42] Speaker 2: on my niece's first birthday.
[10:44] Speaker 1: It's not even at your house. How bloody convenient, Sinead.
[10:48] Speaker 1: How bloody convenient.
[10:49] Speaker 2: Convenient.
[10:50] Speaker 3: Well, you take a bottle of vodka, you just have
[10:52] Speaker 3: it straight in that ninja slushie, and then the kids
[10:54] Speaker 3: can't have any Sinead.
[10:55] Speaker 1: It's just for you, okay?
[10:56] Speaker 8: Oh, absolutely.
[10:56] Speaker 6: It'll be used for margarita time.
[10:58] Speaker 1: Yes, girl. Yes, girl. Yes, yes, yes. Terrence is here. Hi, Terrence. Hi, Terrence. Hey,
[11:04] Speaker 1: how's it going?
[11:05] Speaker 6: Good, thanks.
[11:05] Speaker 1: Who was the gift from Terrence that was actually for them?
[11:08] Speaker 4: Yeah, so the gift was from me, and, you know,
[11:11] Speaker 4: I got her a barbecue.
[11:12] Speaker 8: Christmas.
[11:16] Speaker 1: Does your partner do a lot of barbecuing, Terrence? No, mate,
[11:20] Speaker 1: I'm the barbecue king.
[11:22] Speaker 3: Does she enjoy eating barbecue?
[11:24] Speaker 12: Yeah, she does.
[11:25] Speaker 1: Does she enjoy eating barbecue more than you?
[11:29] Speaker 5: Terrence, you slippery snake. Did you get her, I mean you,
[11:35] Speaker 5: something nice, Terrence?
[11:38] Speaker 1: You're like, I got her.
[11:39] Speaker 4: Yeah, a man-sized apron.
[11:41] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good barbecue, though? We love it. It's
[11:47] Speaker 1: exactly what we're talking about. He loves it every weekend
[11:49] Speaker 1: when he uses it.
[11:50] Speaker 3: We said, when was the gift actually for them and
[11:53] Speaker 3: not you? Someone said, every box of scorched almonds ever
[11:57] Speaker 3: given is a gift equally for the person giving as
[12:00] Speaker 3: it is for receiving. Because you're not going to sit
[12:01] Speaker 3: there and eat the entire box of scorched almonds alone.
[12:03] Speaker 1: No, you share them around. Although, on principle, you could.
[12:07] Speaker 3: On Christmas Day, if you receive a box of scorched almonds,
[12:09] Speaker 3: you could sit there in the lounge that evening as
[12:12] Speaker 3: you guys watch Love Actually, and you could not share
[12:14] Speaker 3: a single scorched almond.
[12:15] Speaker 1: If you want the whole family to talk about you
[12:18] Speaker 1: behind your back, then sure. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hey, guys.
[12:22] Speaker 4: How are you?
[12:23] Speaker 6: Good, thanks.
[12:23] Speaker 1: Who was the gift from, Sarah?
[12:26] Speaker 2: Well, last Christmas, right, I had a bit of a
[12:30] Speaker 2: gift exchange.
[12:31] Speaker 13: It was kind of similar to Terrence's.
[12:33] Speaker 1: So I really wanted my husband.
[12:35] Speaker 11: To learn to cook on a barbecue.
[12:37] Speaker 1: So I'm like, right, I'm getting him a Weber barbecue.
[12:40] Speaker 2: And vice versa, he really wanted me to start dirt biking.
[12:44] Speaker 11: So what do you know, get me a dirt bike.
[12:48] Speaker 11: So now to this day, I've never ridden a dirt
[12:51] Speaker 11: bike and he doesn't touch the barbecue.
[12:53] Speaker 1: But you're about to swear this. I was. Okay, okay.
[12:58] Speaker 1: But do you use the barbecue?
[13:00] Speaker 8: Yes.
[13:00] Speaker 1: And does he ride the dirt bike?
[13:03] Speaker 7: Correct.
[13:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
[13:03] Speaker 3: So you guys need to do what my wife and
[13:05] Speaker 3: I do, and when Christmas comes around, you just buy
[13:07] Speaker 3: your own presents.
[13:08] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
[13:10] Speaker 3: You go, hey, can you buy yourself something nice for
[13:12] Speaker 3: Christmas because I really want to buy myself a TV.
[13:14] Speaker 5: And then you do what my dad does every Christmas,
[13:17] Speaker 5: and he goes, what did I get you?
[13:19] Speaker 1: It's great.
[13:21] Speaker 4: When was the gift actually for them?
[13:22] Speaker 3: Someone texted and said, years ago, my husband bought me
[13:24] Speaker 3: a milkshake maker.
[13:26] Speaker 1: I don't drink milkshakes. I bet I know who does
[13:31] Speaker 1: love a milkshake, though. Your husband.
[13:34] Speaker 3: Someone said Bree's dad's vacuum gift sounds like a pretty
[13:37] Speaker 3: sucky present.
[13:39] Speaker 1: That's what my mum said, too.
[13:40] Speaker 3: I got a brand new washing machine for Mother's Day once.
[13:44] Speaker 3: Was all my husband's idea.
[13:46] Speaker 4: As the kids were really little at the time, I
[13:49] Speaker 4: got you a washing machine for Mother's Day.
[13:52] Speaker 1: Nah. Of all the days.
[13:54] Speaker 4: It's the worst day to give someone a washing machine.
[13:57] Speaker 1: Is there any appliance that is appropriate on Mother's Day? Yeah,
[14:03] Speaker 1: but we can't say what they are. You know. The
[14:07] Speaker 1: adult appliance. Yeah, coffee machine. Even then, yeah, coffee machine.
[14:13] Speaker 5: Someone said, my mum gave me a lawnmower because I
[14:16] Speaker 5: mowed her lawns for pocket money. It backfired on her
[14:19] Speaker 5: though when I took it.
[14:20] Speaker 1: With me to uni.
[14:24] Speaker 3: My husband gave me a super king bed for Christmas.
[14:27] Speaker 3: We had a queen at the time. We often have
[14:29] Speaker 3: our kids, three children in the bed with us too.
[14:31] Speaker 3: He definitely benefited from the bed for sure. Yeah, it's 50%
[14:36] Speaker 3: his bed.
[14:37] Speaker 10: 100%.
[14:37] Speaker 5: Someone said, Dad got us an Atari in the 80s.
[14:41] Speaker 5: It came with games and we were blown away by
[14:43] Speaker 5: how good he was at the games. Years later, we
[14:46] Speaker 5: found out he had been playing the games late at
[14:48] Speaker 5: night for weeks before Christmas.
[14:53] Speaker 3: My husband likes to buy himself expensive machinery for our
[14:56] Speaker 3: business and and claim that.
[14:58] Speaker 1: They were for my birthday. For my birthday, I've had
[15:00] Speaker 1: a ute, a truck, a drone, and even a boat.
[15:03] Speaker 8: No.
[15:04] Speaker 1: He better be getting you other things alongside that. Someone said,
[15:09] Speaker 1: we are getting a puppy in three weeks. It's an
[15:11] Speaker 1: early Christmas present for the kids. That's what we're telling
[15:14] Speaker 1: them anyway. Don't get me wrong. They will love it,
[15:16] Speaker 1: but it's for us. Yeah, that's cute though. That's a
[15:19] Speaker 1: bit cute. Just say it's a gift for the family.
[15:20] Speaker 1: It's a gift for everyone. Just be honest. Yeah, everyone
[15:22] Speaker 1: wins there.
[15:23] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[15:24] Speaker 4: Otherwise, or say it's for them. And then make them
[15:27] Speaker 4: pick up the poo. But you're going to pick it
[15:29] Speaker 4: up anyway.
[15:29] Speaker 1: Did you see the text that just came through?
[15:31] Speaker 5: It says, we're thinking of getting our three-year-old daughter a
[15:35] Speaker 5: Nintendo Switch.
[15:41] Speaker 1: Three-year-olds do love Fortnite, I've heard. They love a bit
[15:45] Speaker 1: of Fortnite and Mario Kart. Good work, guys.
[15:49] Speaker 7: ZN's Bray and Clint.
[15:52] Speaker 2: The T, live from LA with Dee McCarthy.
[15:56] Speaker 3: Dean, this doesn't often get said about a Tom Cruise film,
[15:58] Speaker 3: but it could be his latest one, one of the
[16:00] Speaker 3: great flops of all time.
[16:04] Speaker 8: One of the biggest monetary disasters in Hollywood history, Clint.
[16:09] Speaker 1: The film is called Digger.
[16:11] Speaker 8: And the reason I'm explaining it like none of us
[16:12] Speaker 8: have heard of it is because none of us have
[16:14] Speaker 8: seen it.
[16:14] Speaker 1: Tom Cruise.
[16:15] Speaker 8: Now, I love Tom Cruise. You know, I've talked about
[16:17] Speaker 8: how gracious and charming he is in person. He made
[16:20] Speaker 8: this movie. It is a satirical film about an oil
[16:23] Speaker 8: tycoon who's drilling triggers climate pandemonium. And it costs over
[16:29] Speaker 8: $ 500 million New Zealand to make.
[16:32] Speaker 9: Wow.
[16:32] Speaker 8: And it has profited $ 15.
[16:35] Speaker 1: Million New Zealand dollars.
[16:36] Speaker 8: It's set to lose about $ 470 million in a lot.
[16:41] Speaker 8: For context, you know, Top Gun Maverick made and profited
[16:45] Speaker 8: over $ 1 billion in profit.
[16:49] Speaker 10: Yep.
[16:49] Speaker 8: This is going to lose half.
[16:51] Speaker 1: A billion dollars more.
[16:52] Speaker 8: In production costs. Warner Brothers have never seen a flop
[16:56] Speaker 8: like this.
[16:56] Speaker 1: And what I'm surprised about, the part that.
[16:58] Speaker 8: I'm surprised about is that, you know, Tom Cruise did.
[17:00] Speaker 1: All the right things.
[17:01] Speaker 8: He did the press tours.
[17:02] Speaker 1: He did the junkets.
[17:04] Speaker 8: He is so charismatic.
[17:06] Speaker 1: He talks to all the fans.
[17:07] Speaker 8: So I just don't think anyone.
[17:08] Speaker 4: Knew what the movie was about.
[17:10] Speaker 8: Did you know what the movie was about?
[17:11] Speaker 5: I'd never even heard of this film until Clint brought
[17:14] Speaker 5: it up and was like, have you seen the new
[17:16] Speaker 5: Tom Cruise movies, a flop? And I was like, I
[17:18] Speaker 5: haven't even heard about it. I just, like, Is it
[17:21] Speaker 5: crazy for me to say I just don't believe a
[17:23] Speaker 5: movie should cost that much money to make?
[17:26] Speaker 1: Yeah, right. You know, like I feel like.
[17:29] Speaker 5: Apart from the super, super big action blockbusters, which I get,
[17:33] Speaker 5: there's a lot of money that goes into those films.
[17:36] Speaker 4: And more money doesn't always mean a better film, does it?
[17:38] Speaker 1: Exactly.
[17:39] Speaker 4: Some of the best films of all time were made
[17:40] Speaker 4: on a shoestring budget.
[17:41] Speaker 5: Look at Home Alone had the tiniest budget and was
[17:44] Speaker 5: one of the biggest selling films of the year.
[17:46] Speaker 3: But how does a film like this get made, Dean?
[17:48] Speaker 3: How does a film that is so obviously a fail,
[17:51] Speaker 3: how does it even get out of... the conceptual stage,
[17:55] Speaker 3: you know? And why would Tom Cruise do it?
[17:57] Speaker 1: He's not dumb. He's Mr.
[17:58] Speaker 6: Hollywood.
[18:00] Speaker 8: And there is the answer. So when Tom Cruise says,
[18:03] Speaker 8: I'm going to do.
[18:04] Speaker 1: It, this sounds like a great idea, everyone gets.
[18:06] Speaker 8: The checkbook out.
[18:06] Speaker 2: Right.
[18:07] Speaker 8: Everyone gets pumped up in the meeting.
[18:08] Speaker 6: Right.
[18:09] Speaker 8: But what happened was, if you look at the marketing collateral,
[18:11] Speaker 8: he has all of this, he's playing a character and
[18:14] Speaker 8: he has a lot of prosthetics on him. People didn't
[18:16] Speaker 8: even know it was Tom Cruise.
[18:17] Speaker 1: It doesn't look like him.
[18:18] Speaker 8: I actually think, It doesn't look anything like it, does it?
[18:20] Speaker 8: So I think that was a key marketing disaster because
[18:23] Speaker 8: you look at the, I looked at the billboard and went,
[18:25] Speaker 8: I don't even know what that is.
[18:27] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[18:27] Speaker 8: I did not know it was Tom Cruise.
[18:28] Speaker 4: People don't want to see ugly Tom Cruise.
[18:30] Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, we've got to the bottom of that.
[18:32] Speaker 5: It's like in the House of Gucci. When I went
[18:34] Speaker 5: to see that movie, it's got Lady Gaga in it.
[18:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And I reckon about halfway into the movie,
[18:39] Speaker 1: I was like, why does this other guy look so familiar?
[18:42] Speaker 1: And it was Jared Leto in a fat suit and
[18:45] Speaker 1: full prosthetics, and I didn't even know it was him
[18:48] Speaker 1: until halfway through. There you go. It was wild.
[18:50] Speaker 3: If you want to do Tom Cruise a favour, go
[18:52] Speaker 3: and see Digger this weekend, and I guarantee you'll get
[18:54] Speaker 3: a ticket because no one else is. Who is the
[18:59] Speaker 3: singer who says she's been given the Julia Roberts Pretty
[19:02] Speaker 3: Woman treatment?
[19:03] Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson.
[19:04] Speaker 8: Oh.
[19:07] Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson.
[19:08] Speaker 6: There she is.
[19:13] Speaker 1: This story is gaining more and more traction.
[19:17] Speaker 3: If you missed it, she says, Kelly Clarkson says she visited.
[19:20] Speaker 1: A small toy store in New York.
[19:22] Speaker 3: She tried to buy a toy bird and was, in
[19:25] Speaker 3: her words, looked at as if she couldn't afford it
[19:29] Speaker 3: and told they would find her something comparable.
[19:32] Speaker 5: Yeah, she said, oh, how much is this? And they said, oh,
[19:36] Speaker 5: It's $ 15, 000. We'll find you something similar.
[19:40] Speaker 1: She then posted. But cheaper.
[19:42] Speaker 4: She then posted. Kelly Clarkson, who has a TV show
[19:45] Speaker 4: and a Grammy, I think.
[19:46] Speaker 1: She's one of the most famous people in America. She
[19:48] Speaker 1: posted on her social.
[19:50] Speaker 4: Media to her 8 million followers, wow, dude, you're an
[19:53] Speaker 4: idiot and you just lost a huge sale.
[19:56] Speaker 11: Ooh.
[19:58] Speaker 4: She said, if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts'
[20:01] Speaker 4: character in Pretty Woman, for sure, go and check this
[20:04] Speaker 4: toy store out.
[20:05] Speaker 5: How did this person, whoever served her at this toy store,
[20:09] Speaker 5: How did they not know it was Kelly Clarkson is
[20:12] Speaker 5: what I want to know.
[20:13] Speaker 1: Like, how do you not know?
[20:15] Speaker 4: Also, if a customer asks how much something is, just
[20:18] Speaker 4: assume that they.
[20:18] Speaker 1: Were going to buy it.
[20:19] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[20:20] Speaker 1: Just assume. It doesn't matter what they look like. You
[20:23] Speaker 1: tell them how much it is.
[20:24] Speaker 4: The toy store is getting dragged on the internet by
[20:28] Speaker 4: Kelly Clarkson fans. They're all giving it a one-star Google review. 99.9%
[20:34] Speaker 4: of the people have never visited the store before. But
[20:36] Speaker 4: they're just like, nah, we stand with Kelly.
[20:39] Speaker 1: Which, I mean, I don't like that. I don't like
[20:41] Speaker 1: a pile on. But I did read that apparently the
[20:46] Speaker 1: owner of the toy store Which they had an opportunity
[20:49] Speaker 1: to come out and say we missed the mark. Yeah.
[20:53] Speaker 1: Please come in. We'd love to chat more.
[20:55] Speaker 4: By the way, we're giving Kelly Clarkson the bird.
[20:58] Speaker 1: We're going to give you the $ 15, 000 bird. But instead
[21:02] Speaker 1: they came out and said actually that bird isn't for sale.
[21:06] Speaker 1: It's used in magic shows in our store. which was
[21:09] Speaker 1: a blatant lie. Oh, it is? Because I read that too.
[21:12] Speaker 6: It's a lie.
[21:13] Speaker 1: It's a lie. Okay, right.
[21:14] Speaker 5: So there's like a price tag on the bird, and
[21:17] Speaker 5: at the time they told her that it was too
[21:20] Speaker 5: expensive and they'd show her something else.
[21:22] Speaker 1: I don't like it.
[21:23] Speaker 3: I don't like when anybody gets treated differently anywhere at all.
[21:27] Speaker 3: It is a big call from Kelly Clarkson to weaponise
[21:32] Speaker 3: her enormous following against this tiny store, though.
[21:36] Speaker 4: She must have been having a bad day. She must
[21:39] Speaker 4: have been having a really bad day.
[21:40] Speaker 1: And maybe even worse when you got treated like that, though.
[21:43] Speaker 4: Usually, because she could have just sent them an email
[21:45] Speaker 4: and gone, by the way, I'm Kelly Clarkson and I
[21:48] Speaker 4: could have afforded the bird, but.
[21:50] Speaker 1: Now I don't want it. It's a hard lesson to learn.
[21:53] Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows that feeling.
[21:56] Speaker 3: It's very relatable of being in a store or a
[22:00] Speaker 3: place where you're made to feel like you don't belong there.
[22:03] Speaker 1: Has this happened to you?
[22:04] Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
[22:08] Speaker 3: But no, but not in the way that you think.
[22:10] Speaker 3: Not in like where they're like, oh, he can't afford this.
[22:12] Speaker 12: Yeah.
[22:13] Speaker 4: Because you talked before where there's certain stores that you
[22:15] Speaker 4: go into and they're like, oh, she's too fat for
[22:16] Speaker 4: these clothes.
[22:17] Speaker 5: I was talking about, yeah, there's a few clothing stores
[22:20] Speaker 5: and we all know, I'm not going to name them,
[22:22] Speaker 5: but we all know the ones and I've walked in
[22:24] Speaker 5: there before where they've looked at me and haven't even
[22:27] Speaker 5: bothered to help me because they're like, she can't fit
[22:29] Speaker 5: into any clothes in here.
[22:30] Speaker 4: It happens to me at, it's so embarrassing to say,
[22:35] Speaker 4: it happens to me at hardware stores. Cause I'll go
[22:38] Speaker 4: in there and I go in there and say, I'm
[22:41] Speaker 4: looking to buy some timber for something. And yeah, I
[22:45] Speaker 4: don't know what I'm talking about.
[22:46] Speaker 1: Okay.
[22:47] Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm looking for. And yeah, I
[22:49] Speaker 4: refer to it as wood and they go, um, do
[22:51] Speaker 4: you mean timber?
[22:52] Speaker 6: Okay.
[22:54] Speaker 1: But just talk to me nicely. Okay. I just need
[22:56] Speaker 1: to buy some timber. I just want a couple of
[23:00] Speaker 1: planks of wood.
[23:00] Speaker 4: And they look at me and they're like, are you
[23:02] Speaker 4: going to put it in your golf? And I'm like, no,
[23:05] Speaker 4: I'm going to, borrow my father-in-law's trailer, okay, and then
[23:09] Speaker 4: I'll come and get it.
[23:10] Speaker 1: They're like, oh, okay, so you don't have a trailer.
[23:12] Speaker 1: That doesn't happen to me in hardware stores. Yeah, well.
[23:15] Speaker 1: I just look like I know what I'm talking about,
[23:18] Speaker 1: you know, maybe because I'm wearing my tool belt on weekends. Oh, yeah,
[23:22] Speaker 1: maybe that's what it is.
[23:23] Speaker 3: I had a friend who went onto a car yard
[23:25] Speaker 3: to buy a car once and nobody talked to him.
[23:28] Speaker 3: So he went to the car yard on the other
[23:30] Speaker 3: side of town to buy the same car. And then
[23:33] Speaker 3: he drove it back to the other place and he
[23:34] Speaker 3: was like, hey, I was going to buy this off.
[23:36] Speaker 1: You, but nobody talked to me. And they were like, oh, okay.
[23:42] Speaker 8: Cool.
[23:42] Speaker 1: They're like, why didn't you talk to us? And he goes,
[23:43] Speaker 1: not the point. Normally you can't shut those guys up.
[23:47] Speaker 1: Car yard people.
[23:48] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[23:49] Speaker 1: I love to chat.
[23:50] Speaker 4: Anyway, if you work in a store, just be careful because.
[23:54] Speaker 1: You never know.
[23:55] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[23:55] Speaker 4: It could be Kelly Clarkson in the store.
[23:57] Speaker 1: And I could squeeze my way into a 10. You
[24:00] Speaker 1: don't know. You don't bloody know. I wasn't laughing at that.
[24:03] Speaker 1: I was laughing. It sounded like you were laughing at that. No,
[24:08] Speaker 1: you could. In fact, you should.
[24:12] Speaker 5: And you could definitely work. A nail gun if you tried.
[24:18] Speaker 2: The ZM Podcast Network.
[24:20] Speaker 3: The Auckland FC kick off their 2026 season this weekend
[24:24] Speaker 3: at Go Media against Melbourne City, and we are joined
[24:26] Speaker 3: in the studio by two AFC players and All Whites players,
[24:30] Speaker 3: Lachie Bayliss and Logan Rogerson.
[24:32] Speaker 1: Kia ora, boys. G'day, lads.
[24:33] Speaker 12: Kia ora.
[24:33] Speaker 1: How's it going? Big weekend for you.
[24:35] Speaker 3: You're the curtain raiser for Olivia Dean, but at the
[24:38] Speaker 3: wrong stadium, at a different stadium.
[24:41] Speaker 4: Huge weekend for Auckland and for the club as well.
[24:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.
[24:45] Speaker 12: It's going to be really exciting. And I know for
[24:47] Speaker 12: me personally to, you know, play my first game at
[24:50] Speaker 12: home in front of the fans would be awesome. And then, yeah,
[24:52] Speaker 12: hopefully they all head to Olivia Dean afterwards.
[24:54] Speaker 1: Doubleheader.
[24:55] Speaker 11: Yeah.
[24:55] Speaker 1: It'd be perfect. What a doubleheader indeed.
[24:58] Speaker 3: We here at the Brian Clint Show have a new
[25:00] Speaker 3: producer by the name of Grace. And she is, without
[25:04] Speaker 3: a doubt, the biggest Auckland FC fan that we've ever met.
[25:07] Speaker 5: When we asked her, like, what do we need to
[25:09] Speaker 5: know about you before she started, the only thing she said.
[25:13] Speaker 1: Is that I'm a diehard Auckland FC fan.
[25:16] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[25:16] Speaker 1: That's it. That was the only thing we had to
[25:18] Speaker 1: know about her. She bleeds blue and black. Yeah.
[25:20] Speaker 3: She's one of your people. My plan was for you
[25:22] Speaker 3: guys to surprise her.
[25:24] Speaker 4: With an interview today, and she was going to do
[25:25] Speaker 4: an impromptu interview with two of the Auckland FC players.
[25:29] Speaker 3: However, she's at home today with two sprained ankles. So instead,
[25:33] Speaker 3: I thought we could call her and you two could
[25:36] Speaker 3: be like, hey, it's Logan and Lockie from Auckland FC.
[25:40] Speaker 1: Where are you? We're waiting for the interview to happen.
[25:44] Speaker 4: Are you willing to make her feel a little bit
[25:45] Speaker 4: bad for missing the interview that she didn't even know
[25:48] Speaker 4: was happening?
[25:48] Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.
[25:49] Speaker 6: You can do that?
[25:50] Speaker 1: Okay, great.
[25:50] Speaker 4: We're going to call Grace. who has two sprained ankles.
[25:53] Speaker 1: Hi, if you record your name and reason for calling,
[25:56] Speaker 1: I'll see if this person is available. Hi, Grace.
[25:59] Speaker 12: It's Lockie Bayless and Logan Rogerson here from AFC Auckland.
[26:03] Speaker 12: We're just wondering where you are. We've heard you've had
[26:05] Speaker 12: a bit.
[26:05] Speaker 1: Of an incident. Please stay on the line. Hello. Hey, Grace. Hello.
[26:14] Speaker 10: It's Logan Rogerson and Lockie from Auckland FC. We're just
[26:18] Speaker 10: patiently here waiting for you at the studio, wondering when
[26:21] Speaker 10: you're going to come.
[26:22] Speaker 1: In What studio are you talking about? The ZM studio.
[26:29] Speaker 1: Why are you there?
[26:31] Speaker 10: Because we were told you were going to be here
[26:33] Speaker 10: for an interview with us before the first game of
[26:35] Speaker 10: the season.
[26:35] Speaker 12: Yeah, we're just waiting for a few questions from you. Yeah,
[26:39] Speaker 12: but you haven't showed up yet. So just wondering, what's
[26:41] Speaker 12: the go?
[26:41] Speaker 1: The go is that I'm not showing up. Is there
[26:46] Speaker 1: a specific reason?
[26:47] Speaker 2: I'm not at work today.
[26:48] Speaker 1: Why are you not at work today?
[26:50] Speaker 11: Um.
[26:51] Speaker 2: I can't disclose that information, unfortunately.
[26:53] Speaker 1: LAUGHTER Why not, Grace? It was a football injury, wasn't it, Grace? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[26:59] Speaker 1: One could say I was attempting to play football.
[27:03] Speaker 5: Grace, I can't believe you've missed your first big interview,
[27:07] Speaker 5: your favourite team in the whole wide world.
[27:09] Speaker 8: You're such a.
[27:11] Speaker 6: LAUGHTER.
[27:18] Speaker 1: Grace, that's $ 50 in the swear jar for you, Grace.
[27:23] Speaker 3: Grace, we will tell you that we have revealed to
[27:26] Speaker 3: Lockie and Logan from Auckland FC your injury and how
[27:29] Speaker 3: you sustained it, but we haven't.
[27:31] Speaker 8: Why would you tell them that?
[27:32] Speaker 1: Well, we didn't say it on air, okay? They just
[27:34] Speaker 1: wanted to know where you were, okay?
[27:36] Speaker 3: We haven't said to everybody listening that you sprained both
[27:39] Speaker 3: ankles at a winery on Waiheke Island.
[27:43] Speaker 7: You guys actually suck.
[27:46] Speaker 5: We were just trying to do a nice thing for
[27:47] Speaker 5: our new producer. We know how much you love the
[27:50] Speaker 5: Auckland FC, and we were just trying to set up
[27:52] Speaker 5: something nice for you, and you had to go ruin
[27:54] Speaker 5: it on Waiheke Island, Grace.
[27:55] Speaker 7: Hey, okay, blame the amount of wine I had.
[27:58] Speaker 9: Don't blame me.
[27:59] Speaker 6: No, no, we are.
[27:59] Speaker 1: That's we are. Well, blame that buttery shard that you had.
[28:03] Speaker 1: The good news is.
[28:04] Speaker 3: The boys have said that you can have access to
[28:06] Speaker 3: the Auckland FC physio ahead of the big game this weekend,
[28:09] Speaker 3: which could be good for the ankles.
[28:11] Speaker 1: How does that sound? That would actually be really helpful, guys.
[28:13] Speaker 1: Thanks for that.
[28:14] Speaker 3: But to get it, you need to ask the boys
[28:16] Speaker 3: one good question ahead of their season opening match this
[28:20] Speaker 3: weekend at Go Media.
[28:21] Speaker 4: So you've got about five seconds to think of that question.
[28:24] Speaker 1: Go.
[28:24] Speaker 8: Guys, I was literally having a nap on the couch.
[28:27] Speaker 1: You have two seconds.
[28:28] Speaker 6: You have two seconds.
[28:29] Speaker 7: Let me think of it.
[28:30] Speaker 1: Take your time. Like three seconds of time. How excited
[28:34] Speaker 1: are we that Sam Cosgrove can play the game? Oh, yeah.
[28:38] Speaker 10: Obviously, Sam is a massive part of our team and
[28:41] Speaker 10: how we play, so I don't know how they did it,
[28:43] Speaker 10: the lawyers and the club, to manage to kind of
[28:46] Speaker 10: wriggle their way around that red card situation. But, yeah,
[28:49] Speaker 10: we're real lucky to have him for the weekend.
[28:51] Speaker 1: Grace, I had no faith in you. You actually asked
[28:54] Speaker 1: a very, very good question.
[28:57] Speaker 6: You nailed it.
[28:59] Speaker 1: I'm so happy. We'll have talks about what you called
[29:02] Speaker 1: me before, but other than that, you've done very, very well, Grace.
[29:06] Speaker 7: Can I go back to bed now?
[29:08] Speaker 1: Yeah, you can.
[29:09] Speaker 3: You've done your job. Logan and Lockie, we're hyped for
[29:12] Speaker 3: the game this weekend. We can't wait to see you
[29:14] Speaker 3: guys go back-to-back this season in the A-League.
[29:17] Speaker 4: Best of luck, and see you soon.
[29:19] Speaker 6: Auckland forever!
[29:20] Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
[29:22] Speaker 2: It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
[29:30] Speaker 5: Right now, though, let's get classical where Claudia, the maestro,
[29:33] Speaker 5: turns pop songs into classical form.
[29:37] Speaker 1: And we have to guess what they are. Yeah, I'm
[29:39] Speaker 1: good at playing that. piano. Hard, hard, medium, hard, easy,
[29:42] Speaker 1: hard today. I think today goes medium, medium, easy. Oh, OK.
[29:49] Speaker 6: Or for you guys.
[29:50] Speaker 1: Hard, hard, hard. Yeah, more realistic.
[29:54] Speaker 6: Okay. All right.
[29:55] Speaker 1: Let's do it.
[29:56] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[29:56] Speaker 6: Buzz in with your name if you know it. I
[29:58] Speaker 6: need the artist and the name of the song. Tell
[30:00] Speaker 6: me what pop song this is.
[30:01] Speaker 1: First to two points wins.
[30:03] Speaker 6: Are you ready?
[30:04] Speaker 1: Yes, I'm ready. Here you go.
[30:05] Speaker 6: Okay.
[30:14] Speaker 1: Oh. Free.
[30:16] Speaker 10: Free.
[30:16] Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got it. That is Titanium Seer.
[30:20] Speaker 6: I'll give it to you.
[30:21] Speaker 1: David Guetta. Yeah, nice.
[30:22] Speaker 12: Yeah.
[30:28] Speaker 1: Yeah, boy. You heard that too? Yeah, I did.
[30:31] Speaker 4: I didn't quite got my head around what the title was.
[30:34] Speaker 6: I always think it's called Bulletproof.
[30:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I probably wouldn't have said that. I just
[30:39] Speaker 1: pictured the shower scene in Pitch Perfect. Me too.
[30:43] Speaker 12: Yeah.
[30:44] Speaker 6: Okay, one point for Brie. Here's another one. Clint.
[30:48] Speaker 12: Brie.
[30:49] Speaker 1: Flint, very quick. Dua Lipa. Oh, I've got it.
[30:53] Speaker 6: He knows that part.
[30:54] Speaker 1: I've got it. Levitating.
[30:55] Speaker 10: Yeah.
[30:55] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[30:55] Speaker 9: Okay, maybe I need to readjust my levels on this
[31:06] Speaker 9: and maybe it's.
[31:06] Speaker 1: Just easy, easy, easy. Maybe we're getting good at this game.
[31:09] Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.
[31:11] Speaker 1: That's a nice thought. Okay, here's the last one.
[31:20] Speaker 4: Clint the script hall of fame oh.
[31:22] Speaker 1: My god oh it feels good it feels so good.
[31:29] Speaker 9: It's been a while for you yeah.
[31:37] Speaker 4: I feel like i was seeing the matrix today I
[31:40] Speaker 4: feel like the last one.
[31:42] Speaker 1: Was not the easiest, Claude.
[31:44] Speaker 6: Oh, interesting.
[31:46] Speaker 1: But maybe that's just from my lens.
[31:48] Speaker 4: It might be mine and Claude's shared love of the script.
[31:51] Speaker 6: That'll be it.
[31:52] Speaker 1: Might have blurred it a bit. It's all we talk about.
[31:53] Speaker 1: It's the only thing we've ever bonded over. Yeah.
[31:56] Speaker 3: Oh, no, we had a good chat the other day about,
[31:58] Speaker 3: you know how the frays come into the country?
[32:00] Speaker 1: Did you know that?
[32:02] Speaker 10: Yeah.
[32:02] Speaker 1: Did you know the lead singer of the fray is
[32:04] Speaker 1: not in the fray anymore? Wasn't the lead singer of
[32:07] Speaker 1: The Fray opening for Ed Sheeran in America the other day?
[32:10] Speaker 4: Yes, and people were like, how can he do that?
[32:12] Speaker 4: They're coming to do a gig in New Zealand.
[32:14] Speaker 1: Uh-uh. Adam Lambert's now the lead singer of The Fray. Wonderful.
[32:21] Speaker 6: He can do it all.
[32:22] Speaker 1: He can do it all.
[32:27] Speaker 5: I just want to go on the record and say
[32:28] Speaker 5: I'm not a fashionista. I don't claim to be good
[32:33] Speaker 5: at fashion.
[32:34] Speaker 1: I'm not. I put clothes on that feel good and
[32:38] Speaker 1: are comfy and I try and look nice, but I'm
[32:41] Speaker 1: not by any means good at the fashion trends.
[32:45] Speaker 4: 99% of the time you look fantastic.
[32:47] Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take that.
[32:49] Speaker 5: But there is two, I would say three, These two
[32:54] Speaker 5: particular fashion items that I over the years have gone
[32:59] Speaker 5: on the record and have said I think personally they're the.
[33:05] Speaker 1: Hideous thing I've ever seen. Do you know what I'm
[33:09] Speaker 1: talking about?
[33:09] Speaker 4: I'm going to say.
[33:10] Speaker 1: You had to like warrant a guess. I would say
[33:14] Speaker 1: ballet flats.
[33:16] Speaker 3: And those toe shoes, but not full toe shoes, just
[33:19] Speaker 3: the bit where it goes in between the big toe
[33:21] Speaker 3: and the other ones, where it looks like a camel's hoof.
[33:23] Speaker 1: Like a tabby? A tabby, yeah. I'm coming around to
[33:26] Speaker 1: the tabby.
[33:27] Speaker 5: I mean, I personally wouldn't wear them, but I don't
[33:29] Speaker 5: mind a tabby compared.
[33:31] Speaker 1: To this other.
[33:32] Speaker 10: Okay.
[33:33] Speaker 1: A croc. Nah, they have their place. They're not for me.
[33:37] Speaker 1: A clog. No, keep going. A crop top. No.
[33:43] Speaker 3: There's so many items of clothing that you have rallied
[33:47] Speaker 3: against over the years.
[33:47] Speaker 1: Something to do with a heel. Oh, a kitten heel.
[33:50] Speaker 8: Yes.
[33:51] Speaker 1: Yeah. A ballet flat and a kitten heel.
[33:54] Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
[33:54] Speaker 3: Someone in a kitten heel hurt Bree in a former
[33:57] Speaker 3: life because she cannot, the second she sees them, she's
[34:00] Speaker 3: like a cat seeing a dog.
[34:02] Speaker 1: Hurt my eyes? Yeah. They're just the most ridiculous.
[34:07] Speaker 8: Okay.
[34:08] Speaker 1: In my opinion.
[34:09] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[34:09] Speaker 8: Right?
[34:10] Speaker 1: So when I saw.
[34:11] Speaker 5: This article talking about the latest fashion trend, I swear.
[34:17] Speaker 1: To God that someone from the fashion industry is trolling me.
[34:22] Speaker 1: I swear.
[34:24] Speaker 5: Because, Claudia, can you put up on the screen, this is,
[34:28] Speaker 5: and I'm not joking, the latest fashion trend, the ballet
[34:32] Speaker 5: flat kitten heel combo.
[34:35] Speaker 6: What is that?
[34:39] Speaker 2: What is that?
[34:43] Speaker 1: Two things can be true at the same time.
[34:46] Speaker 3: It can be the worst shoe of all time for Brie.
[34:53] Speaker 1: Whilst also being something that some people could think would
[34:55] Speaker 1: be quite cute.
[34:57] Speaker 10: Okay?
[34:57] Speaker 1: Some people might think that's quite. Look, I'll be honest.
[35:00] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[35:01] Speaker 1: I have never.
[35:02] Speaker 5: I don't think there is a single woman, person on
[35:07] Speaker 5: this planet that could pull that shoe off.
[35:09] Speaker 6: I don't think there's a single one.
[35:11] Speaker 1: What about the women that are wearing them in the picture?
[35:12] Speaker 6: Hideous.
[35:14] Speaker 4: Hideous.
[35:16] Speaker 6: Hideoso.
[35:19] Speaker 1: Awful. Someone agrees with you.
[35:21] Speaker 3: Zara's texted and said, bro, kitten heels are jandals with
[35:25] Speaker 3: a little heel.
[35:25] Speaker 1: They're so ridiculous. Like, what is the point of the
[35:28] Speaker 1: tiny ass heel on it? Like, if you're going to
[35:32] Speaker 1: wear heels, wear them.
[35:33] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[35:35] Speaker 4: I would have thought the kitten heel was very you
[35:38] Speaker 4: because I don't see you as a stilettos person.
[35:41] Speaker 1: I'm not. So this is like a nice intermediary.
[35:43] Speaker 2: Heels are dead.
[35:44] Speaker 1: We're killing the heels. No more heels for me. You
[35:49] Speaker 1: tell me, do you like that shoe? Not for me. No,
[35:52] Speaker 1: I'm just saying, do you like it? Do you think
[35:54] Speaker 1: it's cool? Do you think it's trendy?
[35:57] Speaker 3: I can see a world in which some girls look
[35:59] Speaker 3: good in that shoe.
[36:00] Speaker 1: Yeah. Go over there, Switzerland and. Live your life.
[36:05] Speaker 10: Why?
[36:05] Speaker 1: It's awful.
[36:06] Speaker 11: Why?
[36:06] Speaker 9: Do you like it?
[36:07] Speaker 6: I feel it again on the right person. On me?
[36:11] Speaker 1: Hideous.
[36:12] Speaker 5: 9696, you Google Kitten Hill Ballet Flat and you tell
[36:18] Speaker 5: me genuinely if you like it or not.
[36:21] Speaker 1: So these are.
[36:21] Speaker 4: Being targeted to you as something that the internet thinks
[36:24] Speaker 4: you would buy.
[36:25] Speaker 3: So you must have clicked on something. You must have
[36:28] Speaker 3: visited some kind of online store where this sort of
[36:32] Speaker 3: thing is being... Never in my life.
[36:35] Speaker 1: You couldn't pay me.
[36:37] Speaker 2: If you, Clint, said I'll.
[36:38] Speaker 1: Give you $ 1, 000.
[36:39] Speaker 5: And you have to put these into your weekly rotation,
[36:44] Speaker 5: I'd say shove your $ 1, 000.
[36:46] Speaker 1: There's not a chance. What about a one-time wear? For
[36:52] Speaker 1: how much money? For $ 1, 000.
[36:53] Speaker 4: Oh, one time where?
[36:55] Speaker 1: What, for one day?
[36:56] Speaker 12: Yeah.
[36:56] Speaker 13: Sure.
[36:57] Speaker 1: To your wedding. Like what? I don't understand the appeal
[37:04] Speaker 1: of this.
[37:04] Speaker 4: It's so ugly.
[37:10] Speaker 2: I hate them so much.
[37:11] Speaker 4: Brie prefers something with a bit more ankle support.
[37:14] Speaker 1: Someone said, I think they're for tall people to feel included. Well,
[37:18] Speaker 1: guess what?
[37:18] Speaker 6: We don't want to be included.
[37:20] Speaker 1: We're happy over here on our own. Brie is tall people.
[37:24] Speaker 1: I am happy to be in my own atmosphere. I
[37:27] Speaker 1: don't need a bloody kitten here to feel like I'm included.
[37:31] Speaker 1: Here's a proposition for you.
[37:32] Speaker 3: Someone texted and said, Brie, I'll give you $ 1 million
[37:35] Speaker 3: to wear them every.
[37:35] Speaker 1: Day for the rest of your life.
[37:37] Speaker 2: Nuts.
[37:38] Speaker 1: Wouldn't do it.
[37:39] Speaker 4: Someone has said, Brie, come on, nannas might like them.
[37:42] Speaker 1: Hey, and you know what? Nannas can wear whatever they want.
[37:46] Speaker 1: If nanna, I mean, I would recommend not the ballet
[37:49] Speaker 1: flat kitten heel option. But if nanna wants to wear
[37:53] Speaker 1: a ballet flat.
[37:53] Speaker 4: Especially if nanna's looking to, you know, hook up.
[37:56] Speaker 10: Yeah.
[37:57] Speaker 1: But damn. Or chocolate brown options. That is an ugly shoe. Honestly.
[38:03] Speaker 1: It angs me. Like, is this the best we can do?
[38:07] Speaker 7: Play Zed In's Bree and Clint.
[38:10] Speaker 5: Right now I want to talk about emotional availability. Clint's
[38:14] Speaker 5: favourite topic. Would you say that.
[38:18] Speaker 1: You're an emotionally available person?
[38:22] Speaker 4: I would say I'm not 100% sure what that means.
[38:25] Speaker 1: Okay, that's fair enough.
[38:26] Speaker 5: I came across this clip of this guy who gives
[38:30] Speaker 5: five different signs that you're emotionally unavailable.
[38:35] Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
[38:36] Speaker 5: So I think let's go through them together because this
[38:41] Speaker 5: guy is essentially saying a lot of the time people
[38:45] Speaker 5: look at emotional unavailability like someone who's cold, distant, unwilling
[38:51] Speaker 5: to talk about their feelings.
[38:52] Speaker 1: So like you, Clint.
[38:55] Speaker 4: Rude.
[38:57] Speaker 6: You like to talk about.
[38:58] Speaker 3: I'm just Googling for a definition of what emotional availability is.
[39:01] Speaker 10: Yeah.
[39:01] Speaker 1: Is it what I just said?
[39:03] Speaker 4: It's the capacity and willingness to connect... relationally, honestly, and
[39:08] Speaker 4: vulnerably with yourself and another person.
[39:11] Speaker 5: So talk about feelings, connect with your feelings, what you're
[39:15] Speaker 5: actually feeling.
[39:16] Speaker 1: I reckon I have the ability to, but not the willingness.
[39:19] Speaker 5: Well, let's go through the five signs that you're emotionally unavailable.
[39:23] Speaker 5: And we've got audio.
[39:25] Speaker 1: Of him talking about it. Yes, Claude, we do. Here
[39:30] Speaker 1: comes number one. Where is it, Claude? I think she's
[39:34] Speaker 1: putting it up on top of the thing. There we go.
[39:37] Speaker 1: All right.
[39:38] Speaker 11: One, you analyze your feelings instead of actually feeling them.
[39:42] Speaker 11: You know exactly why you are the way you are,
[39:45] Speaker 11: your attachment style, your childhood wounds, understanding that you're sad
[39:50] Speaker 11: is different from actually allowing yourself to feel sad.
[39:55] Speaker 4: Wait, so if that's you, are you emotionally available or unavailable?
[39:59] Speaker 1: No, wait. Do you feel like that's you? Yes. Emotionally unavailable.
[40:04] Speaker 1: Damn it.
[40:04] Speaker 9: Okay.
[40:05] Speaker 2: I feel like.
[40:08] Speaker 1: I'm the opposite.
[40:09] Speaker 5: I'm either upset, happy, and I just feel all the
[40:13] Speaker 5: feelings and I can't control it.
[40:15] Speaker 6: Next one.
[40:16] Speaker 11: You've made not needing anyone part of your personality. I'm
[40:19] Speaker 11: independent or I can handle it myself. I don't want
[40:23] Speaker 11: to burden anyone. Sometimes it's I learned a long time
[40:27] Speaker 11: ago that needing people was dangerous.
[40:30] Speaker 1: So you stopped needing.
[40:32] Speaker 2: It's giving, Clint.
[40:33] Speaker 1: Not that last bit. Not that last bit. But the
[40:36] Speaker 1: rest of it. Almost to the letter. I feel like...
[40:42] Speaker 1: But not their last bit. Their last bit's a bit needy. Yeah,
[40:45] Speaker 1: but the rest of it. Yeah. Okay, here comes number three.
[40:47] Speaker 1: Five signs you're emotionally unavailable.
[40:50] Speaker 11: You're great at taking care of other people and terrible
[40:54] Speaker 11: at letting people take care of you. The second someone
[40:57] Speaker 11: looks at you and says, okay, but how are you doing? Suddenly,
[41:01] Speaker 11: you've got somewhere to be because taking care of someone
[41:04] Speaker 11: lets you experience closeness without having to be the vulnerable one.
[41:09] Speaker 1: Someone said that to me on the weekend. Who? Someone,
[41:13] Speaker 1: a friend.
[41:14] Speaker 6: Who?
[41:14] Speaker 1: What did they say? That.
[41:16] Speaker 6: Why?
[41:17] Speaker 1: Why did they say that?
[41:18] Speaker 6: I don't know.
[41:20] Speaker 10: Okay.
[41:20] Speaker 1: Do you know what I said?
[41:22] Speaker 10: What?
[41:22] Speaker 1: I need to go home. You're like, I need to
[41:24] Speaker 1: get out of here immediately.
[41:25] Speaker 13: Okay, all right.
[41:26] Speaker 1: Okay, all good.
[41:26] Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
[41:26] Speaker 1: Okay, number four.
[41:27] Speaker 11: You're uncomfortable with feelings you can't fix. Someone's sad, you
[41:32] Speaker 11: probably reassure them. Or if they're scared... You give them advice.
[41:37] Speaker 11: But sometimes fixing someone's feelings is easier than just sitting
[41:41] Speaker 11: beside them and allowing their feelings to exist.
[41:44] Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable right now, so.
[41:49] Speaker 5: We always joke on this show about if anyone's having
[41:53] Speaker 5: like a bad day or if they're crying, Clint's incredibly
[41:56] Speaker 5: uncomfortable around them.
[41:57] Speaker 4: No, it's because I can't do anything about it. It's
[42:00] Speaker 4: because I don't... It's because.
[42:02] Speaker 1: You don't know how to comfort them.
[42:03] Speaker 10: Yeah.
[42:04] Speaker 1: Yeah. You don't know how to make it better.
[42:05] Speaker 4: In the workplace, I'm like, oh, do you want a hug? Okay,
[42:09] Speaker 4: number five.
[42:10] Speaker 1: Please say no.
[42:11] Speaker 11: You confuse talking about your feelings with actually experiencing them.
[42:15] Speaker 1: You can tell someone your entire childhood. You can explain.
[42:18] Speaker 11: why you struggle with intimacy, but can you feel sad
[42:22] Speaker 11: while someone's sitting across from you?
[42:24] Speaker 1: Can you need something from them?
[42:25] Speaker 11: And when they actually give it to you, can you
[42:28] Speaker 11: let yourself receive it? It's how much of yourself you
[42:31] Speaker 11: can allow yourself to experience and also allow another person
[42:35] Speaker 11: to experience with you.
[42:37] Speaker 1: Who is this quack? Is he qualified?
[42:41] Speaker 4: Why am I being psychoanalyzed by a TikTok video?
[42:43] Speaker 1: He's a psychologist. Is he?
[42:45] Speaker 2: Is he?
[42:48] Speaker 1: Yeah, good, deflect. I could go.
[42:50] Speaker 4: On Instagram and say that I'm a psychologist and be.
[42:53] Speaker 1: Like, yeah. So talk about your feelings then. Is that
[42:56] Speaker 1: what psychologists do? They can.
[42:59] Speaker 4: No, psychologists listen and interpret other people's feelings.
[43:02] Speaker 1: Perfect job for you. This is not an ad for Mazdas,
[43:10] Speaker 1: but I feel like it could be. Okay. Because this
[43:14] Speaker 1: is quite a cool feature that I saw is on
[43:16] Speaker 1: one of their new cars.
[43:18] Speaker 8: Oh.
[43:18] Speaker 1: So the Mazda CX-6E, so it's an electric vehicle.
[43:22] Speaker 4: Okay.
[43:23] Speaker 13: Okay.
[43:23] Speaker 5: It looks like an SUV, is making headlines around the
[43:28] Speaker 5: place for one of the new features.
[43:31] Speaker 1: Called the external announcement function.
[43:34] Speaker 8: Oh.
[43:35] Speaker 1: So essentially in this new Mazda.
[43:37] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[43:38] Speaker 1: It has a speaker that's on the outside of the car.
[43:42] Speaker 11: Yeah.
[43:43] Speaker 5: And it has all these different prompts that you can
[43:46] Speaker 5: play different things that people on the outside of the
[43:50] Speaker 5: car will hear.
[43:51] Speaker 1: That's nothing new.
[43:52] Speaker 4: There's heaps of cars in South Auckland with speakers on
[43:54] Speaker 4: the outside of the car.
[43:55] Speaker 1: I mean, they're just copying them. Yeah.
[43:57] Speaker 5: I saw this video of this guy testing it out.
[44:00] Speaker 5: Here's some of the ones that are already in the
[44:04] Speaker 5: system that you can play.
[44:06] Speaker 1: Some of them are pre-recorded, essentially, such as I'm here.
[44:09] Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, I'm here. Hey, buddy, I'm here.
[44:12] Speaker 1: Or this one that says people should pay more attention.
[44:16] Speaker 1: Please look up and focus.
[44:17] Speaker 10: On the road.
[44:17] Speaker 6: Stay safe.
[44:18] Speaker 1: Wow. Crazy, right? That's so passive aggressive. I know, right?
[44:23] Speaker 1: So let's say you turn up at someone's house.
[44:25] Speaker 12: Yeah.
[44:25] Speaker 1: Instead of just honking the horn. Hey, buddy, I'm here. Hey, buddy,
[44:30] Speaker 1: I'm here.
[44:30] Speaker 4: Or you see some traffic lights texting.
[44:35] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[44:35] Speaker 4: And you can play the one that says, excuse me,
[44:37] Speaker 4: pay more attention.
[44:38] Speaker 5: Well, this is so funny that you say that because
[44:42] Speaker 5: my favourite feature above all else with this external announcement
[44:48] Speaker 5: function in the new Mazda is the fact that you
[44:51] Speaker 5: can pre-record your own messages and have them ready to
[44:55] Speaker 5: play in certain circumstances.
[44:58] Speaker 1: That sounds risky. Well, yeah, I have gone and done this.
[45:03] Speaker 5: I've pre-recorded a few that I would have loaded up
[45:06] Speaker 5: in my new Mazda.
[45:08] Speaker 1: Ready to go. Ready to go. So here's the first one.
[45:11] Speaker 1: Move your ass, the light is green, you idiot. That's
[45:15] Speaker 1: pretty good. You know? Rather than just a short... You know,
[45:19] Speaker 1: you just play that. Move your ass, the light is green,
[45:22] Speaker 1: you idiot.
[45:24] Speaker 8: Yep.
[45:25] Speaker 4: Yep.
[45:25] Speaker 1: I get a lot of use out of that.
[45:26] Speaker 5: But you need like some... variations depending on the situation.
[45:30] Speaker 5: So here's another one.
[45:31] Speaker 1: Did a potato teach you how to drive, dickhead? Yeah,
[45:36] Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. Claudia, I thought you were going
[45:38] Speaker 1: to beat these. No, this is instead of beeping. This
[45:43] Speaker 1: is instead of beeping. I thought she was going to
[45:45] Speaker 1: put an audio beep on. Oh, censor them. I don't
[45:48] Speaker 1: think we should play the next one. You beeped it?
[45:50] Speaker 10: Okay.
[45:50] Speaker 1: Because the next one is when someone does something really
[45:54] Speaker 1: bad to you in traffic. You can play this. You
[45:57] Speaker 1: absolute piece of shit. Get me off you fucking cake face,
[46:01] Speaker 1: dumb idiot.
[46:02] Speaker 6: Quit.
[46:06] Speaker 3: At the start of this. You said that this could
[46:09] Speaker 3: be an ad for Mazda. And I think you're right.
[46:13] Speaker 3: I think they're going to pick this up.
[46:15] Speaker 1: I reckon Mazda, if they're listening. I think they will
[46:17] Speaker 1: ask you to be the voice of the CX-6E. And
[46:20] Speaker 1: if Mazda is listening, I.
[46:22] Speaker 6: Am on board.
[46:23] Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. But anyway, yeah, the new CX Mazda.
[46:29] Speaker 1: Get it now. External announcement.
[46:31] Speaker 6: You absolute piece of shit.
[46:32] Speaker 1: Get me off you fucking gag face, dumb idiot.
[46:36] Speaker 6: Quit.
[46:37] Speaker 4: Imagine hearing that from the car behind you.
[46:40] Speaker 1: You're like, whoa, that woman has a booming voice. All right,
[46:49] Speaker 1: birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16.
[46:53] Speaker 1: We figure yours out and then we play our favourite.
[46:56] Speaker 4: Chanel is going to go first. Hi, Chanel.
[46:58] Speaker 1: Hi, Chanel.
[46:59] Speaker 6: Hello, how are you?
[47:00] Speaker 1: We're good.
[47:01] Speaker 4: Have you got an our Olivia Dean draw yet?
[47:04] Speaker 5: I did yesterday, but I was hoping I could try
[47:08] Speaker 5: again because my inner fangirl is screaming.
[47:11] Speaker 1: We'll slip you in. We'll slip you in. Yeah, go
[47:13] Speaker 1: put Chanel in the draw. You're in the draw for
[47:15] Speaker 1: tomorrow's tickets too, okay?
[47:17] Speaker 13: Oh, amazing.
[47:17] Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
[47:18] Speaker 6: All good.
[47:19] Speaker 1: While you're here, what is your birth date? 25th of September, 1996. Right, Chanel,
[47:26] Speaker 1: that means you were 16 in 2012. And on your
[47:29] Speaker 1: 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, man, what an anthem.
[47:38] Speaker 2: What a song.
[47:39] Speaker 1: What a tune. Guy Sebastian's biggest song. Biggest song by far, yeah.
[47:45] Speaker 1: You've got to love that one, Chanel.
[47:47] Speaker 6: Absolutely.
[47:48] Speaker 2: That's a vibe.
[47:49] Speaker 1: Okay. That's a vibe.
[47:50] Speaker 3: Hold there, and good luck for tomorrow morning if we
[47:53] Speaker 3: don't end up coming back to you.
[47:54] Speaker 1: Let's go to Alex next. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hey, guys.
[47:58] Speaker 1: Have you got yourself in the draw for Olivia Deen yet, Alex? No,
[48:01] Speaker 1: I haven't.
[48:02] Speaker 13: Go on.
[48:02] Speaker 1: We'll pop you in, eh?
[48:03] Speaker 2: Oh, this will be amazing.
[48:05] Speaker 6: Wait, wait.
[48:06] Speaker 1: Can you go to Olivia Deen on Saturday if you win?
[48:09] Speaker 8: Yeah. Oh.
[48:12] Speaker 13: Oh.
[48:12] Speaker 8: Oh.
[48:13] Speaker 1: What have you got on?
[48:15] Speaker 11: I'm supposed to be seeing my mum, but put me
[48:18] Speaker 11: in the drawer.
[48:20] Speaker 4: All right, no further questions, Your Honour. Hey, Mum, sorry
[48:29] Speaker 4: to do this.
[48:30] Speaker 1: I feel really unwell. I've got gastro. I'll make it work.
[48:35] Speaker 2: I'll make it work.
[48:37] Speaker 1: I just loved how deadpan it was. I'm meant to
[48:39] Speaker 1: be seeing my mum. Put me in the drawer. What
[48:43] Speaker 1: did you do at birth, Alex? So I'm quite old.
[48:49] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[48:50] Speaker 1: 6th of June, 1972.
[48:53] Speaker 5: Alex, that means you were 16, my friend, in 1988.
[48:58] Speaker 1: And on that day, this was number one.
[49:00] Speaker 8: Yes.
[49:03] Speaker 1: Oh, what a banger. What a banger, Alex. Are you
[49:05] Speaker 1: into it? Yeah, totally. Yeah. An absolute vibe from George Michael.
[49:12] Speaker 4: Alex is like, I'm quite old, which means your poor
[49:14] Speaker 4: mother is elderly and you're still willing to cancel on her, Alex.
[49:19] Speaker 6: Alex.
[49:20] Speaker 1: How old are you if you do the math if
[49:22] Speaker 1: you do the math how old are you Alex 72
[49:26] Speaker 1: I'm 54 god you you sound so young you sound
[49:28] Speaker 1: like you're about 21 yeah I'm taking it.
[49:31] Speaker 4: Yeah take it okay wait there wait there you can
[49:33] Speaker 4: be our winner one more for Lee hi Lee hi
[49:36] Speaker 4: Lee hi you wouldn't be interested in Olivia Dean tickets would.
[49:39] Speaker 1: You You know what? I actually can't because I've got
[49:42] Speaker 1: my 20-year high school reunion this weekend. Oh, stop it, Lee.
[49:46] Speaker 4: Alex is willing to ditch her own mother, but you
[49:49] Speaker 4: will not.
[49:50] Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Okay. Should have had the reunion at Olivia Dean's.
[49:53] Speaker 1: Should have. Hey, Lee, while you're here, what is your birthday?
[49:58] Speaker 2: 29th of September, 88.
[49:59] Speaker 1: Right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And on
[50:01] Speaker 1: that day, this was number one.
[50:08] Speaker 9: That's going to go down at.
[50:12] Speaker 2: The high school reunion this weekend.
[50:14] Speaker 1: I can just see Lee dropping it low.
[50:17] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[50:18] Speaker 4: Oh, my God, you might hook up with someone that
[50:19] Speaker 4: you went to school with this weekend, Lee.
[50:22] Speaker 1: Getting told by the teachers, no touching, no touching. Lee's like,
[50:26] Speaker 1: leave me.
[50:27] Speaker 6: Alone, I'm a grown woman.
[50:28] Speaker 4: There's our 38th.
[50:31] Speaker 1: It's got my vote. I think it's got my vote too.
[50:36] Speaker 3: Lee, off to the 20-year high school reunion. Congratulations, you
[50:39] Speaker 3: just won birthday banger.
[50:41] Speaker 8: Woo-hoo, thank God.
[50:42] Speaker 6: You're welcome.
[50:44] Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
[50:45] Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
[50:48] Speaker 1: From 2004, here's Ciara on ZM, Brie and Clint. ZM's
[50:50] Speaker 1: Brie and Clint. Ciara and goodies on ZM.
[51:03] Speaker 3: It's the winner of Birthday Banger for Leigh, who's off
[51:05] Speaker 3: to her 20-year high school reunion this weekend.
[51:09] Speaker 1: You go get those goodies, Leigh.
[51:12] Speaker 3: She passed up on possible free Olivia Dean tickets to
[51:15] Speaker 3: be there, so she means business.
[51:17] Speaker 1: Do you reckon she's just gone through a breakup and
[51:21] Speaker 1: she's thinking that her high school sweetheart's going to be
[51:24] Speaker 1: at the reunion? They're going to lock eyes?
[51:26] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[51:27] Speaker 6: Trent?
[51:27] Speaker 1: From the first 15. She's going to be like, oh,
[51:29] Speaker 1: my God. I've heard Trent recently went through a divorce
[51:32] Speaker 1: as well.
[51:33] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[51:34] Speaker 1: And they lock eyes across the dance floor and they.
[51:36] Speaker 1: And he's fat and bald now.
[51:37] Speaker 6: No, he's not.
[51:38] Speaker 1: Yes, he is. No, Trent has aged well.
[51:40] Speaker 4: But he has kind eyes and two investment properties.
[51:47] Speaker 1: Does he have a little bit of hair? Around the edges, yeah.
[51:52] Speaker 1: I'd rather it more on the top. Okay. And he's
[51:54] Speaker 1: got a bald spot at the back. He's weirdly balding
[51:56] Speaker 1: around the sides but not on the top of his head.
[51:59] Speaker 1: Keen on Trent then. He's got like a hair yarmulke.
[52:02] Speaker 1: Let's go, Trent. Anyway, have fun at the reunion. They're
[52:07] Speaker 1: so much fun. Next. You would know you planned your
[52:10] Speaker 1: whole one, didn't you?
[52:11] Speaker 6: Yeah, I did, okay.
[52:12] Speaker 4: There's not something to bully someone for.
[52:17] Speaker 1: I'm a planner. It's how I show love. It's how
[52:20] Speaker 1: I show love. How many people turned up to your
[52:22] Speaker 1: high school reunion? Well, we weren't a big year. I
[52:26] Speaker 1: like how he's making excuses.
[52:28] Speaker 4: We were probably a 60-person class, and I reckon we
[52:32] Speaker 4: got 40.
[52:32] Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Okay. 40 out of other people.
[52:35] Speaker 11: Dead.
[52:35] Speaker 1: It's okay. Now you feel bad, don't you? Yeah. I
[52:42] Speaker 1: was going to say where they did.
[52:43] Speaker 9: No.
[52:44] Speaker 4: They didn't want to come or didn't get invited.
[52:47] Speaker 1: No, that's a joke too. That's a joke too. Did
[52:50] Speaker 1: you not invite people on purpose? No, we didn't. That's bullying.
[52:54] Speaker 1: That is bullying, Clint. You can't do that.
[52:59] Speaker 3: On a Tuesday, and Tuesdays is the day that we
[53:02] Speaker 3: go looking for a.
[53:04] Speaker 1: Name in a haystack.
[53:09] Speaker 3: Hardest game in radio coming under severe financial pressure in
[53:14] Speaker 3: the accounting department's eyes here at ZM these days, just
[53:17] Speaker 3: so you guys know. And that's because the prize jackpot
[53:20] Speaker 3: is so big.
[53:21] Speaker 1: It's going up and up and up because it's never
[53:24] Speaker 1: gone off. It's never gone off. It jackpots $ 50 every week.
[53:27] Speaker 4: And we said this thing could go, the money could
[53:30] Speaker 4: go crazy, guys.
[53:31] Speaker 1: It really could. We could be here in four years
[53:35] Speaker 1: giving away $ 15, 000.
[53:36] Speaker 3: No one believed us that it could take that long
[53:38] Speaker 3: to find a name in a haystack.
[53:40] Speaker 1: But here we are. But here we are.
[53:41] Speaker 3: Jackpotted to $ 4, 250.
[53:45] Speaker 1: A simple concept, really. Yes.
[53:47] Speaker 4: A random name in a random business.
[53:49] Speaker 1: We call that business. If the name answers, today they'll
[53:53] Speaker 1: win $ 4, 250. It's pure coincidence, but it can happen.
[53:57] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[53:58] Speaker 1: It could happen. I mean, the odds are low, but sure,
[54:02] Speaker 1: it can happen at any moment. It could happen today.
[54:05] Speaker 1: It could happen today.
[54:06] Speaker 3: We randomised the process so there is no threat of
[54:10] Speaker 3: collusion whatsoever. We usually get one producer to pick the
[54:14] Speaker 3: name and one producer to pick the location. Claudia, you
[54:16] Speaker 3: are only one producer today, so how are we doing this?
[54:19] Speaker 6: I'm back on my bullshit, guys. Got my random name generated.
[54:22] Speaker 1: Oh, the random name generator. Okay, so we're not giving
[54:25] Speaker 1: it away this week.
[54:25] Speaker 8: No.
[54:26] Speaker 6: Oh, what? No, it could be good.
[54:28] Speaker 1: Okay.
[54:29] Speaker 6: Just because it keeps giving me spices doesn't mean.
[54:31] Speaker 1: That it'll do it again. I don't have the faith.
[54:34] Speaker 1: What do you want to do first, Claude?
[54:36] Speaker 6: I'm going to generate a name and we can go
[54:38] Speaker 6: for it.
[54:38] Speaker 4: Okay, a name.
[54:39] Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let me click it. Okay.
[54:41] Speaker 4: This is the computer deciding the name that we're looking for.
[54:43] Speaker 1: Oh, this one's okay.
[54:45] Speaker 6: Jackson. That's like perfectly normal name.
[54:48] Speaker 1: It's a bit American, but yeah, it's okay. Jackson. Jackson.
[54:51] Speaker 5: So just to clarify, we're not accepting Jack, right?
[54:56] Speaker 1: If it's short for Jackson, yes. So if he says Jack...
[55:00] Speaker 1: That'll be so disappointing, though. Before we ask him if
[55:04] Speaker 1: it's short, before we, you know.
[55:06] Speaker 5: If the person who answers his name is Jack, I'm
[55:09] Speaker 5: going to throw hands.
[55:11] Speaker 1: At the random name generator.
[55:13] Speaker 10: Yes.
[55:13] Speaker 1: Okay, Claudia, where does Jackson work?
[55:15] Speaker 6: Hopefully at the iSight in Napier.
[55:18] Speaker 1: Oh, okay. What's the iSight? Like, you go get your
[55:21] Speaker 1: eyes tested? Nah, the info desk.
[55:23] Speaker 6: The tourism desk.
[55:24] Speaker 8: Oh.
[55:27] Speaker 1: Got it. We knew that. We were just testing you.
[55:29] Speaker 3: All right, let's connect to the iSight in Napier, where
[55:32] Speaker 3: if Jackson answers the phone, he'll win $ 4, 250.
[55:37] Speaker 1: All right, come on, Jackson. Come on, Jackson. Get in behind, Jackson.
[55:41] Speaker 1: Part two, mini golf. How can I help?
[55:44] Speaker 6: Oh, hi.
[55:44] Speaker 4: It's Brian Clint calling from ZM. Who are we speaking with?
[55:48] Speaker 1: Sandra from the mini golf part two.
[55:50] Speaker 4: At the mini golf. We thought we were calling the eyesight.
[55:53] Speaker 1: Well, to be honest, it was me indeed. I worked
[55:56] Speaker 1: the whole day at the eyesight. Automatically, I pick up
[55:58] Speaker 1: with the mini golf. You got confused about where you were. Exactly.
[56:02] Speaker 6: Yeah, Sandra.
[56:04] Speaker 11: Well.
[56:04] Speaker 1: You have too many jobs, Sandra. I know, I know.
[56:08] Speaker 3: I'm sorry to spring this on you at the end
[56:09] Speaker 3: of a long day. You're on ZM, the radio station
[56:12] Speaker 3: at the moment.
[56:12] Speaker 1: Is that all good? Oh, gosh. I'm live now on
[56:16] Speaker 1: the radio? Yeah, you're on the radio. Can I panic? Yeah,
[56:18] Speaker 1: you can panic.
[56:22] Speaker 8: Go.
[56:22] Speaker 1: Nice, Sandra, nice.
[56:24] Speaker 3: I hate to be the bearer of bad news. We
[56:26] Speaker 3: do this game on our show where we look for it.
[56:28] Speaker 3: We try and predict the name of the person who's
[56:30] Speaker 3: going to answer the phone.
[56:33] Speaker 1: And today, Sandra. Yeah, if your name was Jackson, then
[56:37] Speaker 1: you would have won $ 4, 250, Sandra. Don't ask me the
[56:41] Speaker 1: question again. Oh, yeah. So, sorry, is this the eyesight
[56:44] Speaker 1: and who are we speaking with? No, it's not the eyesight.
[56:47] Speaker 1: It's the mini golf and you're talking to Jackson. Hi, Jackson.
[56:52] Speaker 1: If only we weren't live, Sandra. Oh, I know.
[56:58] Speaker 2: Bugger.
[56:58] Speaker 4: How's Napier today?
[57:00] Speaker 2: Napier is awesome.
[57:01] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[57:02] Speaker 1: Beautiful weather, blue sky, blue ocean. Can't be better. Yeah.
[57:06] Speaker 1: What's the best thing to do in Napier? Oh, playing
[57:10] Speaker 1: mini golf.
[57:11] Speaker 6: There it is.
[57:11] Speaker 1: There we go. She's too good. What about when you
[57:14] Speaker 1: and I stayed at the prison that time?
[57:16] Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
[57:16] Speaker 4: Have you stayed at the haunted prison in Napier, Sandra?
[57:19] Speaker 1: I haven't. Well, I've passed, but I haven't slept there.
[57:22] Speaker 1: I don't recommend Sandra. It's terrifying. But for the listeners,
[57:26] Speaker 1: they have to know that the prison is closed. Oh,
[57:31] Speaker 1: too haunted. Yeah, too prison-y. And it's also for your
[57:34] Speaker 1: own safety. Yeah, fair enough.
[57:36] Speaker 8: For a few years ago already, they closed down.
[57:38] Speaker 3: You're a hoot. You're our kind of people. So thanks
[57:41] Speaker 3: for taking our call. And sorry we can't give you $.
[57:42] Speaker 9: 4, 250.
[57:42] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry too.
[57:43] Speaker 8: Okay.
[57:43] Speaker 1: Have a good rest of your afternoon. I wish you
[57:46] Speaker 1: luck for the next one. Okay, thank you so much. Thanks, Sandra.
[57:49] Speaker 8: Bye. Bye.
[57:51] Speaker 1: A fail, but at the same time, a win. Also
[57:53] Speaker 1: a win.
[57:54] Speaker 13: A win.
[57:54] Speaker 1: Because we got to meet Sandra. And what a lovely
[57:56] Speaker 1: human being. Why didn't you pick Sandra? I want to
[57:58] Speaker 1: give it to her. Oh, my God.
[57:59] Speaker 6: I would have loved. Imagine. It's not my fault. I
[58:01] Speaker 6: didn't say the name.
[58:02] Speaker 1: That was her when we told her she'd lost. Imagine
[58:05] Speaker 1: when we told her she'd won. Can I panic?
[58:08] Speaker 6: So good.
[58:09] Speaker 1: Thank you.
[58:10] Speaker 2: The ZM Podcast Network.
[58:12] Speaker 3: It's not often we cover a story of national significance,
[58:16] Speaker 3: but this is one I feel like we have to,
[58:19] Speaker 3: and we've put it off long enough, I feel like
[58:21] Speaker 3: we have to talk about the Kiwi Bank sheep.
[58:23] Speaker 2: This story's outrageous.
[58:25] Speaker 4: This story is outrageous. If you are not up to
[58:28] Speaker 4: speed with the Kiwi Bank sheep.
[58:30] Speaker 1: Where have you been? Where have you been? And are
[58:33] Speaker 1: you blind?
[58:34] Speaker 3: People are saying, some people are saying that Buck, the
[58:38] Speaker 3: Kiwi Bank sheep, is too hot. That she's too cute
[58:43] Speaker 3: and that they made the sheep too attractive.
[58:46] Speaker 1: Okay?
[58:47] Speaker 10: Yep.
[58:47] Speaker 3: And guys, this is serious because we have now gone
[58:51] Speaker 3: global with this.
[58:53] Speaker 5: Weird that they've named her Buck because a lot of
[58:55] Speaker 5: people have been talking about another thing.
[58:58] Speaker 1: We know. We know. Okay?
[59:01] Speaker 3: And now bloody John Oliver is talking about us and
[59:05] Speaker 3: our weirdly attractive sheep.
[59:07] Speaker 13: Some people, though, had a very different reaction to that
[59:09] Speaker 13: ad campaign. because about a month after it launched, one
[59:12] Speaker 13: user on Twitter posted, and I quote, I want to.
[59:15] Speaker 1: F * * * the Kiwi Bank sheep.
[59:18] Speaker 13: A post that quickly gained steam after another user reposted
[59:21] Speaker 13: it and said, years of effort to convince the world
[59:24] Speaker 13: New Zealanders don't want to f * * * sheep
[59:25] Speaker 13: have gone down the drain in one tweet. That went viral, understandably,
[59:32] Speaker 13: and touched off a round of sexualised posts and drawings
[59:34] Speaker 13: of bugger sheep.
[59:35] Speaker 1: And it's so true.
[59:37] Speaker 4: Brie, what is the number one joke that Aussies make
[59:39] Speaker 4: about Kiwis?
[59:40] Speaker 1: That Kiwis want to have... Intimate relationships with sheep.
[59:45] Speaker 4: Honestly, I feel like it's only declined in the last
[59:49] Speaker 4: five years, this idea.
[59:50] Speaker 1: It's low-hanging fruit, yes. They call us sheep shaggers. Yes.
[59:53] Speaker 1: They call New Zealanders sheep shaggers. I feel like it
[59:55] Speaker 1: was going away, like it was dying down.
[59:59] Speaker 3: Someone at some highbrow bloody Auckland ad agency, because Kiwi
[1:00:04] Speaker 3: Bank have come in and gone, what's more Kiwi than
[1:00:06] Speaker 3: a sheep?
[1:00:06] Speaker 4: We've got to have it on our bank ad. And
[1:00:07] Speaker 4: they're like, you know what?
[1:00:08] Speaker 1: I'm going to make the sheep real hot.
[1:00:10] Speaker 5: Why did they make the sheep so sultry and sexy?
[1:00:13] Speaker 1: Like, why?
[1:00:14] Speaker 5: Because you can't look at that sheep and tell me
[1:00:16] Speaker 5: that someone hasn't thought, I'm going to make her eyes
[1:00:19] Speaker 5: a bit flirty. I'm going to put her wool off
[1:00:21] Speaker 5: to the side just over her, like, so it's like
[1:00:25] Speaker 5: a swept fringe.
[1:00:26] Speaker 4: I don't want to continue to sexualise the sheep too much,
[1:00:28] Speaker 4: but those are bedroom eyes.
[1:00:30] Speaker 1: Yeah, like, why? On that sheep.
[1:00:32] Speaker 4: Even you can admit it, Claudia, that's a hot sheep,
[1:00:34] Speaker 4: isn't it?
[1:00:34] Speaker 1: Would you hook up with the sheep?
[1:00:37] Speaker 9: No.
[1:00:37] Speaker 8: No.
[1:00:39] Speaker 4: Kiwi Bank, bless them, we love Kiwi Bank.
[1:00:41] Speaker 3: They've come under fire from some people because they tried
[1:00:45] Speaker 3: to get a handle on the situation. They're like, uh-oh,
[1:00:47] Speaker 3: damage control, our sheep's too sexy.
[1:00:49] Speaker 1: I need to make the sheep uglier.
[1:00:50] Speaker 3: They had the gifs removed from social media so people
[1:00:54] Speaker 3: couldn't use Buck the Sheep.
[1:00:56] Speaker 1: In their posts.
[1:00:58] Speaker 3: And someone then tweeted, which has also gone viral, I'm
[1:01:01] Speaker 3: a Kiwi Bank customer and I demand you allow social
[1:01:05] Speaker 3: media users to sexualise that sheep or I'll.
[1:01:08] Speaker 1: Move my money to a bank that will. This is
[1:01:13] Speaker 1: a national scandal, guys. It's great advertising for Kiwi Bank.
[1:01:16] Speaker 3: The New Zealand Free Speech Union has now weighed in
[1:01:20] Speaker 3: on the matter. That's how serious the sexy sheep controversy
[1:01:24] Speaker 3: is getting. And they have said, the Free Speech Union
[1:01:27] Speaker 3: has said, people should be allowed to use Buck for jokes,
[1:01:31] Speaker 3: parody and satire.
[1:01:33] Speaker 1: And that you cannot stop people.
[1:01:35] Speaker 4: from making sexy jokes about Buck the Kiwi Bank Sheep.
[1:01:39] Speaker 5: There hasn't been a cartoon scandal like this since the Teletubbies.
[1:01:45] Speaker 1: Wait, which Teletubby were you attracted to? All of them.
[1:01:49] Speaker 2: The ZM Podcast Network.
[1:01:52] Speaker 4: That's the end of The Brian Clint Show. Thank you
[1:01:53] Speaker 4: so much for joining us, everybody.
[1:01:55] Speaker 1: Thank God, am I right? God, it has been a day. Nah,
[1:02:02] Speaker 1: I just wanted to try that out. Does it sound real?
[1:02:03] Speaker 1: I was going to say, anything you want to share?
[1:02:05] Speaker 1: Does it sound real? Yeah, it did. I was like, shit.
[1:02:07] Speaker 4: I was a little bit like, I've been in this
[1:02:10] Speaker 4: room with you for about five hours. What have I missed?
[1:02:12] Speaker 1: I am ready for home. Like it just went on
[1:02:17] Speaker 1: and on and on.
[1:02:18] Speaker 4: Now it's starting to feel a bit personal, to be honest.
[1:02:21] Speaker 1: Now I'm feeling a bit like. Nah, that feels pretty
[1:02:24] Speaker 1: good though. You try it.
[1:02:26] Speaker 4: Oh, finally I get to go home and not talk
[1:02:28] Speaker 4: to this bitch anymore.
[1:02:30] Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about you. Oh, damn it. Literally
[1:02:34] Speaker 1: did not make it about you at all.
[1:02:35] Speaker 4: Oh, I've really misread the room here. Obviously, I was
[1:02:40] Speaker 4: talking about Claudia.
[1:02:42] Speaker 1: What did Claudia do to you? I was trying to
[1:02:44] Speaker 1: make it bitter. How is that bitter? I apologise for him, Claude.
[1:02:48] Speaker 1: I was talking about myself. Okay, I was talking about myself.
[1:02:51] Speaker 6: By naming me and calling me a bitch.
[1:02:54] Speaker 1: Claude, let's go home and get away from this loser. Oh,
[1:02:56] Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
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