# Bree & Clint's After Party: The gym update you've (not) been waiting for

An episode of [ZM's Bree & Clint](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1404629048), 27 Oct 2026, 7:32.

Audio: https://pdst.fm/e/dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/traffic.omny.fm/d/clips/7784f840-c291-422a-924b-ad9000bbad71/43e6587f-bdcb-465c-929c-aea401552368/0751b99c-c117-4daf-8c1a-b4f000555e69/audio.mp3?utm_source=Podcast&in_playlist=c9a7f273-03aa-407e-9143-aea40155238e

It's been months in the making, has Bree finally cancelled her gym membership?! Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Where the fuck did that come from? I don't know.
[0:02] Speaker 1: Who's even in that? I remember making that. I do
[0:21] Speaker 1: not remember that being there though.
[0:22] Speaker 2: You guys don't know this, but there's just a big
[0:24] Speaker 2: row of buttons and I choose a different one every
[0:27] Speaker 2: day to kick off the podcast. And that one was
[0:29] Speaker 2: just called new after party intro.
[0:32] Speaker 1: Right.
[0:33] Speaker 3: That was it. Got him. Where's the one that Grace sang?
[0:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw one last week. I haven't made that
[0:38] Speaker 1: one yet, guys. Chill out.
[0:40] Speaker 3: Instead, we get Bar Bar Baran.
[0:42] Speaker 1: I liked it. I had a great time. We should
[0:44] Speaker 1: play it again.
[0:44] Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that one.
[0:45] Speaker 1: Again.
[0:45] Speaker 4: Again.
[0:46] Speaker 3: Again. Another one. You'll hear it at the end.
[0:49] Speaker 1: Went a bit long for me, if I'm honest.
[0:51] Speaker 3: Yeah, same.
[0:52] Speaker 1: Could have been like a touch shorter. Well, you may
[0:55] Speaker 1: blame the singer.
[0:56] Speaker 4: Same with the Mama Die one. We could cut that
[0:58] Speaker 4: one a bit short. No.
[0:59] Speaker 3: Never. No, she's fantastic.
[1:02] Speaker 1: Five, six.
[1:03] Speaker 3: Five, six, seven, eight.
[1:05] Speaker 1: H-O-T-T-O-G-O-U.
[1:08] Speaker 3: There. That's where I'd cut it. Now, I think that
[1:12] Speaker 3: was perfection. Ten seconds.
[1:14] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's lovely. How long's the Barbara Ann one?
[1:16] Speaker 4: Fourteen.
[1:17] Speaker 1: Yeah, see? Four seconds too long.
[1:19] Speaker 4: See?
[1:21] Speaker 3: Women don't always want it longer.
[1:23] Speaker 1: On the rare occasion.
[1:24] Speaker 3: Sometimes.
[1:25] Speaker 1: They want it over with. Most of the time.
[1:28] Speaker 3: Anyway, Bree said she had something she wants to talk about.
[1:30] Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, guys, update for you.
[1:33] Speaker 4: Update for you in the saga that is the.
[1:38] Speaker 3: Not the gym membership.
[1:38] Speaker 1: The gym membership that I signed up for.
[1:42] Speaker 3: Have you cancelled it like you were told to? No.
[1:45] Speaker 4: So my last correspondence, remember I told you, my last
[1:50] Speaker 4: correspondence with these people was that it would finish in
[1:54] Speaker 4: five weeks. Yeah.
[1:56] Speaker 1: And so... I put it in my diary.
[1:59] Speaker 2: My memory of the last correspondence was that you agreed
[2:03] Speaker 2: to do five more weeks.
[2:05] Speaker 3: That was my memory of it.
[2:07] Speaker 1: Do you want me to read you the email?
[2:08] Speaker 3: Okay.
[2:09] Speaker 1: Okay, so this is what was agreed upon.
[2:12] Speaker 3: And if you're new to this, quick recap.
[2:14] Speaker 2: Bree signed up for a personal trainer AI fitness plan.
[2:18] Speaker 2: that she almost instantly hated and has been stuck in
[2:21] Speaker 2: a contract and these people are very hard to contact.
[2:24] Speaker 1: It's a money-making... It's.
[2:25] Speaker 3: A money-making Ponzi scheme. It is.
[2:28] Speaker 1: Okay, this is what was said.
[2:30] Speaker 4: So I sent them an email being like, get me
[2:33] Speaker 4: out of this fucking thing.
[2:35] Speaker 1: And they sent back, the gist of it was....
[2:39] Speaker 4: You've currently completed 11 of the 24 payments, so there
[2:43] Speaker 4: are 13 remaining under the signed agreement.
[2:48] Speaker 1: And then it says blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[2:51] Speaker 4: What I'm happy to offer is an early exit where
[2:55] Speaker 4: you complete another five payments and then we waive the
[2:58] Speaker 4: remaining eight after that.
[3:00] Speaker 1: Is what it says.
[3:02] Speaker 4: So what I did was I, from that day, calculated–
[3:07] Speaker 4: Five weeks.
[3:08] Speaker 1: Five weeks and then put it in my diary so
[3:10] Speaker 1: I would know.
[3:11] Speaker 2: And by that you mean you asked the podcast people
[3:14] Speaker 2: to remind you.
[3:15] Speaker 3: To put it in their diary. Thank you, Rhiannon.
[3:17] Speaker 2: And you asked them to remind you.
[3:19] Speaker 1: Shout out to Rhiannon, my lord and saviour. Which happened, right?
[3:24] Speaker 1: So that finished. That's done.
[3:27] Speaker 4: What I see today or yesterday maybe was another payment
[3:32] Speaker 4: came out of my account.
[3:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, infuriating.
[3:35] Speaker 1: Infuriating. So I've already sent off an email.
[3:39] Speaker 2: You know what?
[3:40] Speaker 4: I had this thought this morning where I was like, no,
[3:42] Speaker 4: I'll just leave it. I'll see what happens next week.
[3:44] Speaker 4: And I was like, actually, no, this is already two
[3:48] Speaker 4: weeks that I'm still paying for this fucking thing. And
[3:51] Speaker 4: you told me in writing that I wouldn't.
[3:53] Speaker 1: Anyway, so I've sent an email. And I've got to
[3:56] Speaker 1: bounce back that they're out of office.
[3:58] Speaker 3: Of course they are, because they're a scam. They're not real.
[4:01] Speaker 4: Hi there, thanks for getting in touch. I'm out of
[4:03] Speaker 4: office until October 27th.
[4:05] Speaker 3: Because I am a robot.
[4:07] Speaker 1: No, I've talked to this guy on Zoom.
[4:09] Speaker 2: I know, but he's just gone on Claude or Grok
[4:12] Speaker 2: or some shit.
[4:13] Speaker 1: Don't bring me into this.
[4:14] Speaker 2: And set up an AI training scam that just takes
[4:19] Speaker 2: payments and generates AI fitness workout plans.
[4:22] Speaker 1: What happens if you just don't pay?
[4:25] Speaker 3: Yeah, so why don't you stop paying?
[4:27] Speaker 4: How?
[4:27] Speaker 1: I don't need to close my account.
[4:28] Speaker 2: No, no.
[4:31] Speaker 3: Like they did on Friends.
[4:32] Speaker 2: Ring the bank and tell them to remove the direct
[4:35] Speaker 2: debit authority and say, this is the payment that's coming out.
[4:38] Speaker 3: I don't want them to take payment anymore. I don't
[4:41] Speaker 3: have the ability to contact them because they're not replying
[4:43] Speaker 3: to me.
[4:43] Speaker 1: You can do that?
[4:45] Speaker 3: You can.
[4:45] Speaker 4: We don't know you can do that.
[4:46] Speaker 3: You're in charge of your bank account.
[4:48] Speaker 1: I don't know that, bro.
[4:49] Speaker 3: You can do it through bank mail in your app.
[4:52] Speaker 2: Just click.
[4:53] Speaker 1: Just have a look.
[4:54] Speaker 3: No, not while we're talking.
[4:55] Speaker 1: Please not.
[4:56] Speaker 3: Please don't do it while we're talking.
[4:57] Speaker 2: Please.
[4:58] Speaker 1: No, you guys talk amongst yourselves. I'm just going to
[5:00] Speaker 1: have a quick look. Can we talk about something else
[5:02] Speaker 1: while she does that?
[5:03] Speaker 3: Just pull the rug out from under them and stop
[5:04] Speaker 3: the payments.
[5:05] Speaker 2: And you watch how fast they messaged you back then.
[5:07] Speaker 1: They'll be like, um, um, you promised. Anyway, I'm going
[5:12] Speaker 1: to do that. I'm going to call the bank.
[5:15] Speaker 4: Are you? Yeah.
[5:17] Speaker 1: No, it's a principal thing now.
[5:19] Speaker 2: Okay, good.
[5:19] Speaker 3: Yeah. Good, I'm glad.
[5:20] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[5:21] Speaker 1: Look, already found the number. Contact us. There it is.
[5:23] Speaker 1: I'm going to do that tomorrow.
[5:25] Speaker 3: How are you going to remember to do it?
[5:27] Speaker 1: Cut them off at the pass.
[5:28] Speaker 3: You need Rhiannon to remind you to do it.
[5:30] Speaker 4: Yes, Rhiannon, if you're listening, could you please send me
[5:32] Speaker 4: a message on Instagram tomorrow morning?
[5:34] Speaker 3: Saying ring the bell.
[5:36] Speaker 1: Yes, that would be good. Thank you so much.
[5:40] Speaker 4: God.
[5:41] Speaker 1: I can't believe. I need to pay her to be
[5:43] Speaker 1: my PAA. I reckon she'd do a fantastic job.
[5:45] Speaker 2: Do you ever think, and I know this is crazy
[5:47] Speaker 2: to think about, do you ever think about how much
[5:48] Speaker 2: you could achieve if you had a PA?
[5:50] Speaker 1: Oh, mate, I'd be a millionaire.
[5:53] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[5:54] Speaker 1: I reckon I would.
[5:55] Speaker 3: I always think about that too.
[5:56] Speaker 2: I'm like, if I had a PA, I reckon I
[5:59] Speaker 2: could achieve enough to be able to afford to pay
[6:01] Speaker 2: a PA.
[6:02] Speaker 4: Yep.
[6:04] Speaker 1: What a time to be alive.
[6:05] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[6:06] Speaker 1: Yeah. I do think about that. You guys sound like
[6:09] Speaker 1: such assholes.
[6:10] Speaker 2: Do we?
[6:12] Speaker 1: If I had a P.A., man.
[6:13] Speaker 3: Do you not want a P.A.? No. Do you not
[6:16] Speaker 3: want a P.A.? I, like, I.
[6:18] Speaker 1: Have enough time.
[6:19] Speaker 4: Do you? I'm just lazy.
[6:21] Speaker 1: Like, I'm not as. I work literally, like, ten jobs.
[6:27] Speaker 1: And that's okay for you.
[6:29] Speaker 3: And by literally, she means figuratively.
[6:31] Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. Literally, like, four.
[6:35] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[6:36] Speaker 1: Four jobs.
[6:38] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[6:38] Speaker 1: So I need a P.A.
[6:41] Speaker 3: And a personal trainer.
[6:43] Speaker 4: Yep. Yes, I'm in the market for a real-life personal trainer.
[6:48] Speaker 4: If that is you, please get in touch. Anyway, that's
[6:53] Speaker 4: the update.
[6:54] Speaker 3: It's not a good update.
[6:56] Speaker 1: It's a shit update. But I need to keep you
[6:58] Speaker 1: updated because I've dragged this story on.
[7:01] Speaker 3: Tomorrow we want the update of whether you rang the bank.
[7:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that will depend on Rhiannon, won't it?
[7:05] Speaker 4: True, actually.
[7:06] Speaker 3: Ball's in your court, Rhiannon.
[7:07] Speaker 1: Yeah. What say you, Rhiannon?
[7:10] Speaker 3: See you guys tomorrow.

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