# Euthanized Your Tongue!

An episode of [Armstrong & Getty On Demand](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1259438987), 13 Oct 2026, 37 min.

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Hour 4 of A&G features... • Zuckerberg tries Guinness & executions • Bingo, Bango, Bongo • Car stories! • Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the
[0:05] Speaker 1: George Washington Broadcast Center.
[0:07] Speaker 2: Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now,
[0:12] Speaker 2: here's Armstrong and Getty.
[0:24] Speaker 1: For Columbus Day, people will be commemorating it in different ways.
[0:29] Speaker 1: For example, Hunter Biden says he'll be painting portraits of
[0:31] Speaker 1: the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria. Not the ships, just
[0:36] Speaker 1: three whores.
[0:41] Speaker 3: Wow.
[0:41] Speaker 2: That was one of my higher-ranked gut-felt jokes.
[0:45] Speaker 1: So before we get to something important, have you seen
[0:48] Speaker 1: the video of Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness at
[0:52] Speaker 1: an Irish pub?
[0:53] Speaker 2: No, I haven't not.
[0:55] Speaker 1: I retweeted it. As somebody said, Mark Zuckerberg pretending to
[0:57] Speaker 1: enjoy Guinness is my new favorite thing. And I retweeted
[1:00] Speaker 1: the video. But Jonah Goldberg's response to it was, I'd
[1:05] Speaker 1: like to think one of the best parts of being
[1:07] Speaker 1: worth a quarter trillion dollars would be not having to
[1:10] Speaker 1: drink stuff you don't want to drink just to be
[1:12] Speaker 1: accepted by the bros.
[1:14] Speaker 2: No kidding. I'm worth that kind of money.
[1:16] Speaker 1: No, I don't like Guinness or I don't want to
[1:18] Speaker 1: drink that or whatever. They're at an Irish pub and
[1:21] Speaker 1: trying to be just some guy sitting around talking about AI,
[1:24] Speaker 1: and he has a Guinness in front of him, and
[1:25] Speaker 1: he takes a swallow, and he sure looks like somebody
[1:28] Speaker 1: who's never had Guinness in his mouth before. I don't
[1:30] Speaker 1: know what he was expecting to taste like. He's kind
[1:33] Speaker 1: of nodding along as he tries to swallow it down,
[1:37] Speaker 1: because it is an acquired taste.
[1:39] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:40] Speaker 1: That's pretty funny.
[1:42] Speaker 2: Mark, it's okay. I admit, among the many beer and
[1:45] Speaker 2: beer-adjacent beverages on Earth, it's not my favorite. I'd rather
[1:48] Speaker 2: have other things. And people who really like Guinness, they
[1:51] Speaker 2: look at you like you've suggested, you know, dating a
[1:54] Speaker 2: 13-year-old would probably be okay. Like, you're sick.
[1:57] Speaker 1: I liked it. I liked it a lot, especially on
[1:59] Speaker 1: a cold day, but too many calories. But, man, a
[2:02] Speaker 1: black and tan where you have that on the top
[2:04] Speaker 1: and the bass on the bottom, oh, I loved that
[2:06] Speaker 1: back when I was a drinker.
[2:07] Speaker 2: I just love the different races of beer coming together
[2:10] Speaker 2: in one glass. It's a lesson for us all.
[2:13] Speaker 1: So maybe that's what I would have if I were
[2:16] Speaker 1: to be executed for my last meal.
[2:19] Speaker 2: See, sometimes you just don't even need it.
[2:21] Speaker 1: I would have a black and tan. Could I have
[2:22] Speaker 1: a Guinness and bass for my last meal before I'm
[2:26] Speaker 1: killed by the firing squad or hung from the neck
[2:28] Speaker 1: until dead or put in the electric chair and fried
[2:30] Speaker 1: like an egg or whichever method we decide to use
[2:34] Speaker 1: or stabbed 19 times like that poor Tennessee woman.
[2:38] Speaker 2: What the what? Just thinking about it, they don't let
[2:41] Speaker 2: you have alcoholic beverages for your last meal. Why? Well,
[2:47] Speaker 2: you don't want them drunk. Things might get out of hand.
[2:52] Speaker 2: Somebody might get hurt.
[2:53] Speaker 1: Well, the execution might go poorly.
[2:55] Speaker 2: Right, exactly. So anyway, great piece on why the firing
[3:00] Speaker 2: squad is the perfect method for doing this. And this
[3:04] Speaker 2: think piece written by Alex Kaczynski, which I thought was
[3:08] Speaker 2: quite good. It starts with a brief discussion of Furman v. Georgia.
[3:13] Speaker 2: This is all in the wake of the botched execution
[3:16] Speaker 2: of Krista Pike down there in Tennessee, the brutal, brutal
[3:20] Speaker 2: torture murderer of an innocent teenage girl.
[3:22] Speaker 1: Scumbag.
[3:23] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And I was really interested to dig back
[3:27] Speaker 2: into Furman v. Georgia in 1972. It was a 5-4
[3:31] Speaker 2: ruling in which the liberal Supreme Court at that time
[3:36] Speaker 2: utterly invented... I mean, just they it was a beautiful
[3:42] Speaker 2: symbol of that period of the Supreme Court where they
[3:45] Speaker 2: just said, you know, our preference for policy, the way
[3:48] Speaker 2: we'd like the world to be is as follows. And
[3:51] Speaker 2: we're the Supreme Court. So now you got to do it.
[3:54] Speaker 1: I mean, for instance, and again, and this was a
[3:57] Speaker 1: ruling to not have. Capital punishment.
[4:01] Speaker 2: Well, no, the ruling was essentially that capital punishment is
[4:05] Speaker 2: administered so arbitrarily from state to state and within states
[4:10] Speaker 2: that this guy got the death penalty, this guy didn't. Why?
[4:14] Speaker 1: Over here, totally different than right across the border. I
[4:17] Speaker 1: don't like the looks of him.
[4:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, and so they invented, and I should have recapped this,
[4:23] Speaker 2: but they invented a set of standards for who can
[4:28] Speaker 2: get executed. You have to be more consistent about it. again,
[4:32] Speaker 2: utterly just inventing constitutional doctrine. But the really interesting part
[4:37] Speaker 2: of this to me, before we get to the firing squad,
[4:40] Speaker 2: is that you've got the majority, Brennan and Marshall, viewed
[4:45] Speaker 2: the death penalty as unconstitutional per se, just on its face,
[4:49] Speaker 2: which is unsupportable as a constitutional argument to me. While Douglas, Stewart,
[4:54] Speaker 2: and White emphasized its arbitrary, discriminatory, and unguided application. Meanwhile,
[5:00] Speaker 2: the four dissenting justices argued that the issue belonged to legislatures,
[5:04] Speaker 2: noting that the Constitution specifically contemplates capital punishment. That's Berger.
[5:09] Speaker 2: Blackmun expressed personal moral revulsion toward the death penalty, but
[5:13] Speaker 2: voted to uphold the statutes as a matter of judicial restraint.
[5:16] Speaker 1: Classic conservative view of it, like, I hate this, but
[5:21] Speaker 1: I think the law allows it, as opposed to liberals
[5:24] Speaker 1: doing the opposite thing. What do I want it to be?
[5:27] Speaker 1: Then I will craft something to end up with the
[5:29] Speaker 1: result I want.
[5:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So anyway, 35 states in the wake of
[5:33] Speaker 2: that retooled their laws to adopt such procedures to make
[5:36] Speaker 2: sure it's a little more uniformly applied. And then they
[5:40] Speaker 2: mentioned a couple of different executions that are not really
[5:42] Speaker 2: germane to the topic.
[5:44] Speaker 1: But Man, I'm at this point, I think, against the
[5:48] Speaker 1: death penalty, but I'm not revolted by it.
[5:50] Speaker 2: That's interesting that you're revolted by it. So one of
[5:53] Speaker 2: the offshoots of the Furman v. Georgia thing was that
[5:55] Speaker 2: the states wanted to make absolutely sure that what they
[5:57] Speaker 2: were doing didn't look cruel.
[5:59] Speaker 1: Doesn't look cruel.
[6:01] Speaker 2: Under the Eighth Amendment, no cruel or unusual punishments. And so—
[6:07] Speaker 2: And this is kind of speculation, but it makes sense.
[6:11] Speaker 2: States maybe thought lethal injection would fare better in court
[6:15] Speaker 2: because it resembled... Slow down, Joe. Slow down. My eyes
[6:19] Speaker 2: get so far ahead of my mouth. It gets all
[6:22] Speaker 2: garbled and I start speaking nonsense. And it's like, I
[6:25] Speaker 2: got drunk.
[6:27] Speaker 1: Euthanized your tongue.
[6:28] Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding. Anyway, so.
[6:31] Speaker 2: A lot of states thought lethal injection would look better
[6:34] Speaker 2: in court in case it was dragged in because it
[6:37] Speaker 2: resembled a familiar medical procedure. And maybe they wanted executions
[6:41] Speaker 2: to look less medieval. Either way, the appeal was obvious.
[6:45] Speaker 2: Put the prisoner on a gurney, attach tubes, administer drugs,
[6:48] Speaker 2: invite the public to imagine that death arrives cleanly and
[6:51] Speaker 2: quickly without anyone getting blood on his hands. But then
[6:56] Speaker 2: he gets into what we've been discussing, that appearances aren't reality.
[7:00] Speaker 2: Because lethal injection was a terrible choice, Alex writes, practically
[7:04] Speaker 2: and philosophically. It borrows medicine's costume without the people and
[7:09] Speaker 2: the safeguards that make medicine work. Physicians can't participate. Nurses
[7:14] Speaker 2: can't participate.
[7:15] Speaker 1: Part of their Hippocratic Oath, they're not allowed to kill people.
[7:18] Speaker 2: Yeah, the AMS ethics code, etc.
[7:20] Speaker 1: How did they get around that up in Canada?
[7:24] Speaker 2: I don't know, they're woke numbskulls?
[7:25] Speaker 1: Do they call it care? Is that the way they
[7:28] Speaker 1: do it?
[7:28] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's care for somebody who's very sick, including the
[7:32] Speaker 2: mentally ill.
[7:32] Speaker 1: Yeah, except that's not what's happening in Canada. Not to
[7:35] Speaker 1: get off track, but the statistics are out after the
[7:38] Speaker 1: full two years of doing this or whatever. The vast
[7:40] Speaker 1: majority are not people who have any medical problems. They're
[7:46] Speaker 1: not sick people at the end of life who don't
[7:48] Speaker 1: want to go through the pain and agony of cancer
[7:49] Speaker 1: or whatever. It's not. It's people who just aren't digging
[7:52] Speaker 1: their lives.
[7:53] Speaker 2: Yeah, in a lot of cases. So anyway, back to
[7:56] Speaker 2: the death chamber. Since the doctors and nurses can't do this,
[8:01] Speaker 2: the job therefore falls to law enforcement personnel who must
[8:04] Speaker 2: obtain the drugs, more on that in a second, find
[8:07] Speaker 2: a vein, insert a catheter, and administer the substances in
[8:10] Speaker 2: the right quantities and sequence.
[8:11] Speaker 1: So I got some mall cop jabbing me?
[8:14] Speaker 2: If the first attempt fails, they try again. In Wood's case,
[8:18] Speaker 2: that was somebody else referenced in the article, 14 goes
[8:22] Speaker 2: at it.
[8:24] Speaker 1: See, I'm more afraid of that than anything, because as
[8:26] Speaker 1: a guy with a needle phobia, I'd rather be, God,
[8:30] Speaker 1: come up with your drown me like a witch, anything
[8:34] Speaker 1: other than that.
[8:35] Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. 14 tries? You know, after about five, I'd say, hey,
[8:41] Speaker 2: give me that needle. I'm doing this. And I put
[8:44] Speaker 2: it right into my carotid artery. Anyway, so then you've
[8:48] Speaker 2: got the drug problem. Drug manufacturers have refused to sell
[8:51] Speaker 2: their products for executions for various reasons, PR, pressure campaigns.
[8:56] Speaker 2: This is a lifesaver, not a life-ender. States have resorted
[8:59] Speaker 2: to Rube Goldberg-like schemes to obtain drugs from abroad, sometimes
[9:03] Speaker 2: under false pretenses, or have used drugs that are expired
[9:06] Speaker 2: or improperly stored or come from the formulary pharmacies that
[9:10] Speaker 2: mix them together.
[9:11] Speaker 4: And so....
[9:14] Speaker 2: And there's not an accepted protocol guaranteed to produce a
[9:16] Speaker 2: quick painless death because drug companies test medications to heal people,
[9:21] Speaker 2: not kill them. And so states have had to improvise,
[9:24] Speaker 2: sometimes using drugs known to cause severe pain and then
[9:27] Speaker 2: administering sedatives to blunt it. The sedatives don't always work.
[9:30] Speaker 2: There's good reason to believe some people. convicts have actually suffered.
[9:34] Speaker 2: There are books about this stuff. But then he gets
[9:38] Speaker 2: to his main point. The philosophical problem is more fundamental.
[9:41] Speaker 2: Execution by lethal injections is dishonest. It dresses an execution
[9:45] Speaker 2: in the reassuring garb of medicine, encouraging us to mistake
[9:48] Speaker 2: a state killing for a clinical event. Medicine seeks to
[9:52] Speaker 2: preserve life. Execution ends it. This blurring of what we
[9:55] Speaker 2: are diametrically, what are diametrically opposite functions is, is perilous
[10:01] Speaker 2: and morally repugnant. So he points out, and he made
[10:09] Speaker 2: this argument, actually, this guy was a judge on the
[10:12] Speaker 2: ninth circuit. I should have pointed that out for a
[10:15] Speaker 2: very long time, many, many years. As he pointed out
[10:18] Speaker 2: in a previous execution, eight or nine large caliber rifle
[10:21] Speaker 2: bullets fired at close range will cause instant death every
[10:25] Speaker 2: single time. Plenty of people employed by the state can
[10:28] Speaker 2: pull the trigger and have good enough aim. The weapons
[10:32] Speaker 2: and ammunition are bought by the state in massive quantities
[10:35] Speaker 2: for law enforcement purposes. So it's, you know, free essentially.
[10:39] Speaker 2: And nobody can argue that the weapons are put to
[10:41] Speaker 2: a purpose for which they're not intended. Firearms have no
[10:44] Speaker 2: purpose other than destroying their targets, or I would argue
[10:48] Speaker 2: dissuading people from crossing lines. Sure, firing squads can be messy,
[10:54] Speaker 2: but if we're willing to carry out executions, we should
[10:56] Speaker 2: not shield ourselves from reality that we are shedding human blood.
[10:59] Speaker 2: If we as a society cannot stomach the splatter from
[11:02] Speaker 2: an execution carried out by firing squad, then we shouldn't
[11:06] Speaker 2: be carrying out executions at all.
[11:09] Speaker 1: So we got this text. I don't know if it's
[11:10] Speaker 1: true or not.
[11:12] Speaker 2: One more super quick point. And he writes of Mr. Hassan,
[11:18] Speaker 2: the Fort Hood shooter. No one merits a lingering, possibly
[11:21] Speaker 2: excruciating death. I have some doubts about live streaming the execution,
[11:26] Speaker 2: but let's do it. Let's do it right. Let's do
[11:28] Speaker 2: it quick.
[11:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder about this. So we got this text
[11:31] Speaker 1: because I'm for that, too. We're not in the putting
[11:37] Speaker 1: them in pain business. So the body will appear to
[11:41] Speaker 1: be dead, explode your heart, all that sort of stuff.
[11:43] Speaker 1: But the brain is still functional for a certain amount
[11:46] Speaker 1: of time. And so the pain is still interpreted by
[11:49] Speaker 1: the brain until death occurs, which we don't exactly know
[11:52] Speaker 1: how long that would be. But it would be a
[11:54] Speaker 1: number of seconds. The brain itself is what needs to
[11:56] Speaker 1: be terminated by guillotine or some other device, but shooting, blah.
[12:00] Speaker 2: Blah, blah.
[12:01] Speaker 1: That's why I'd like to shoot me in the head.
[12:03] Speaker 1: Put a bullet in my head. Why can't you do that?
[12:06] Speaker 2: Three each?
[12:07] Speaker 1: I'd rather have a bullet in my head than in
[12:08] Speaker 1: my heart if I have to be executed by firing squad.
[12:11] Speaker 2: I could see that. The neurological question in front of
[12:15] Speaker 2: us is an interesting one.
[12:16] Speaker 1: And it's interesting as a guy who's had to dispatch
[12:19] Speaker 1: some animals in my life with a gun, I shot
[12:23] Speaker 1: them in the head as I was taught by other
[12:25] Speaker 1: people who have done the same thing. Nobody thinks, God,
[12:29] Speaker 1: I would be horrified by the idea of shooting the
[12:32] Speaker 1: beast in the chest. That seems gruesome.
[12:36] Speaker 2: You know, it's a fair point. This is the Armstrong Amendment.
[12:39] Speaker 2: We're going to go ahead and... Although, that really gets gruesome.
[12:45] Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
[12:46] Speaker 1: No doubt.
[12:47] Speaker 2: I mean, if you got enough guys with rifles to
[12:50] Speaker 2: make 100% sure the job is done, there's not going
[12:53] Speaker 2: to be a noggin left.
[12:55] Speaker 1: Watch the Zapruder film.
[12:57] Speaker 2: I'd rather not.
[12:59] Speaker 6: Again.
[12:59] Speaker 2: Anyway.
[13:01] Speaker 4: Anyway.
[13:05] Speaker 2: I am persuaded that the idea of lethal injection is
[13:08] Speaker 2: bizarre and improper.
[13:12] Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like trying to dress up what you're
[13:15] Speaker 1: doing in different clothes.
[13:17] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
[13:21] Speaker 1: Do you have any thoughts about that? You can text us.
[13:23] Speaker 1: I'll be darned.
[13:24] Speaker 2: That's heavy. One guy gets a blank, right, in the
[13:26] Speaker 2: firing squad. Is that real? So everybody can think. It
[13:30] Speaker 2: used to be, I know. I don't.
[13:31] Speaker 1: There aren't that many firing squads these days. You wouldn't
[13:33] Speaker 1: have to do that with me. I'd participate. This is
[13:37] Speaker 1: what the law is, and this person did horrible things.
[13:39] Speaker 2: Well, you're a known psychopath, though, so there's that. You
[13:41] Speaker 2: think that's it?
[13:42] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[13:43] Speaker 2: In particular. That's part of it. In particular.
[13:45] Speaker 1: Let me hit you with this one text. I wanted to,
[13:47] Speaker 1: before we take a break, I wanted to just thank
[13:49] Speaker 1: you for continuing your theme of being the most depressing
[13:52] Speaker 1: show in America, and you doubled down on that by
[13:53] Speaker 1: having it visually. Thank you.
[13:55] Speaker 8: Yes.
[13:56] Speaker 1: We're now going to be on YouTube, so you can
[13:58] Speaker 1: watch the most depressing show in America.
[14:00] Speaker 2: More on the way. Stay here. Armstrong and Getty. Oh,
[14:03] Speaker 2: shut up.
[14:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, who asked you?
[14:04] Speaker 2: Most depressing radio show. Eh. Reverb boy, shut up. Armstrong
[14:12] Speaker 2: and Getty.
[14:16] Speaker 1: I had forgotten about some things I tweeted out over
[14:18] Speaker 1: the weekend. One of them was a picture. Who else
[14:22] Speaker 1: keeps a back scratcher next to their bed? And it
[14:24] Speaker 1: was a picture of my nightstand with a back scratcher
[14:26] Speaker 1: on it that I got at, uh, uh, black bear diner. It's,
[14:31] Speaker 1: it's kind of cool. It's a stick and it's got
[14:33] Speaker 1: a bear paw on the end with claws and you
[14:34] Speaker 1: can take the bear claw scratcher back. Anyway, we've got
[14:38] Speaker 1: a number of, uh, texts, including, um, Please don't share
[14:43] Speaker 1: your bedroom accoutrements. Some things are better best kept private,
[14:46] Speaker 1: which is kind of funny. Everybody should have a back
[14:49] Speaker 1: scratcher next to the bed.
[14:50] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[14:51] Speaker 1: I don't need it very often, but when you do
[14:52] Speaker 1: need it, you really need it. But I tweeted this out.
[14:58] Speaker 1: Being a dad is just telling yourself it's been an
[15:00] Speaker 1: expensive month, but we'll get back on track next month
[15:03] Speaker 1: over and over again until you die. and and i
[15:08] Speaker 1: fortunately don't have it so much with the money is
[15:10] Speaker 1: that as the like the schedule time thing it's like
[15:13] Speaker 1: this has been a crazy week it's a little bit
[15:15] Speaker 1: we'll get back on track next week.
[15:18] Speaker 2: We'll get in the groove yeah exactly yeah.
[15:21] Speaker 1: Today was rough because we had scouts and then you
[15:22] Speaker 1: had this and then something happened and we had to
[15:24] Speaker 1: get to the but next week all right that's funny
[15:30] Speaker 1: number of uh i always complain about this but i
[15:33] Speaker 1: just think it's an interesting facet of human nature The
[15:36] Speaker 1: number of people that react to any of my attempts
[15:39] Speaker 1: at witticisms on Twitter with just, like, deep anger and
[15:43] Speaker 1: angst and controversy is always just amazing to me.
[15:48] Speaker 2: I pity them.
[15:49] Speaker 1: Is that the way you live your life? I don't
[15:52] Speaker 1: know what that is.
[15:53] Speaker 2: Can't imagine. Yeah.
[15:56] Speaker 1: I don't know whether I want to get into this
[15:57] Speaker 1: conversation or not, but I've been following some of the stuff. Fox, particularly,
[16:02] Speaker 1: most of their hosts that I've seen, maybe I'm missing some,
[16:05] Speaker 1: but I don't know what Hannity has said. Do you
[16:07] Speaker 1: know what Hannity is saying about the deal with the diesel? But, man,
[16:12] Speaker 1: everybody else, everybody else is, this is terrible. A terrible thing.
[16:18] Speaker 1: And Trump's saying Putin wants to make a deal. Zelensky's
[16:22] Speaker 1: getting in the way. You know, Iran wants to make
[16:24] Speaker 1: a deal. Does he actually believe that? That's the one
[16:29] Speaker 1: thing from his presidency I'm going to want to know
[16:32] Speaker 1: more than anything else. Did he believe all this time
[16:36] Speaker 1: that these various countries actually wanted to make a deal
[16:43] Speaker 1: or he could force them into things by just saying
[16:47] Speaker 1: it enough times?
[16:49] Speaker 2: I really don't know. I'm mystified by it, too. I
[16:53] Speaker 2: read somebody suggested, I can't remember who, that Trump so
[16:57] Speaker 2: hates the Euros because they're so useless.
[16:59] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[17:00] Speaker 2: And so soft and socialist and blah, blah, blah. That's
[17:03] Speaker 2: why he has that affection for Putin. And he thinks
[17:07] Speaker 2: if Ukraine is going the route of the EU, I'd
[17:09] Speaker 2: rather have Putin. I don't know that that's true, but
[17:11] Speaker 2: is that a factor? I don't know.
[17:12] Speaker 1: It seems like a weird compensation for one to do
[17:15] Speaker 1: the other.
[17:15] Speaker 2: Yeah. Armstrong and Getty.
[17:20] Speaker 7: Well, first of all, we're going to do it with
[17:23] Speaker 7: all the legal authorities we have. So, you know, anyone
[17:26] Speaker 7: in Congress who says whether it's an old bill or
[17:30] Speaker 7: the current Lindsey Graham bill prohibits us from doing it
[17:33] Speaker 7: is wrong. And look, President Trump came into office with
[17:37] Speaker 7: a mandate to work for the American people. And this
[17:40] Speaker 7: is good for the American people.
[17:43] Speaker 2: Okay, Scott Besson defending the whole Russian diesel deal. Who knows?
[17:48] Speaker 2: The courts will get involved. People will argue and call
[17:51] Speaker 2: each other liars and idiots.
[17:53] Speaker 1: Maybe it helps give you a cover and you don't
[17:55] Speaker 1: want to sound anti-Trump to talk about it being illegal.
[17:57] Speaker 1: That's my least biggest problem with it. In fact, it's illegal.
[18:01] Speaker 1: It's the fact that you're funding Russia's aggression. Oh, my God.
[18:04] Speaker 1: There's the tiger attacking the guy. That's more. There's more
[18:07] Speaker 1: video than I'd seen.
[18:09] Speaker 2: Barbaric.
[18:09] Speaker 1: God, when it jumped on his back and he rolls
[18:12] Speaker 1: on his stomach, he had to be thinking, I may
[18:13] Speaker 1: have misjudged this situation.
[18:18] Speaker 2: Did the tiger not hear what I just said? Right. Yeah. Terrible. Anyway,
[18:23] Speaker 2: try not to get eaten by a tiger today. Speaking
[18:26] Speaker 2: of fuel for automobiles and trucks, a handful of car-related
[18:31] Speaker 2: stories for you. The first one from Philadelphia, which apparently
[18:36] Speaker 2: has an annual Philly's Best Parallel Parker Contest.
[18:41] Speaker 1: Oh, wow, that's great.
[18:44] Speaker 2: And these people have nicknames. One-Shot Mar is this one guy.
[18:48] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[18:51] Speaker 2: And they have three rounds, including the tight squeeze round
[18:54] Speaker 2: and the under duress round.
[18:56] Speaker 1: Oh, that's where I fail.
[19:00] Speaker 2: That's where everybody fails.
[19:01] Speaker 1: I'm good at parallel parking into a tight spot. And
[19:03] Speaker 1: I'm always very proud of myself, except to my Cybertruck.
[19:06] Speaker 1: I can't do it in the Cybertruck because all four
[19:08] Speaker 1: wheels turn. And I just haven't figured out how to
[19:10] Speaker 1: make that work. It's just it's not like normal.
[19:13] Speaker 2: But yeah.
[19:14] Speaker 1: But if there's somebody behind me and they're like, you know,
[19:17] Speaker 1: they're waiting and traffic's backing up, I panic a lot.
[19:21] Speaker 2: I turn too quick. Everybody does.
[19:24] Speaker 1: Then I'm pointed at an angle up against the curb.
[19:27] Speaker 2: It's like, oh, crap.
[19:28] Speaker 1: Everybody's laughing at me.
[19:29] Speaker 2: Yes, Katie.
[19:30] Speaker 6: Just give him the solo finger salute and tell him
[19:32] Speaker 6: to go around.
[19:33] Speaker 1: Take your time.
[19:35] Speaker 2: Anybody can make a three-foot putt until they have to.
[19:39] Speaker 2: So there was 14 people somehow made the finals or
[19:42] Speaker 2: were chosen, and they had a panel of judges and
[19:45] Speaker 2: a crowd of hundreds watching them, taking turns angling into
[19:49] Speaker 2: tight spaces.
[19:50] Speaker 1: That's funny.
[19:51] Speaker 2: Some, like a city bus driver, were professionals, while others
[19:54] Speaker 2: were in it for the love of the game. But
[19:56] Speaker 2: there's a great deal of braggadocio, and this one, Missy Phillips, wow,
[20:03] Speaker 2: putting a lie to certain stereotypes. A high school Spanish teacher.
[20:08] Speaker 1: Her name was Missy Wang.
[20:11] Speaker 2: Oh, wow, wow, wow. Doubling down on the unfortunate stereotype.
[20:16] Speaker 1: I watched too much Shane Gillis lately.
[20:19] Speaker 2: Yes, probably way too much. But she's a high school
[20:23] Speaker 2: Spanish teacher. She has a parking Instagram about all the
[20:27] Speaker 2: tight spaces she manages to get into. Now, I will
[20:30] Speaker 2: tell you this. I'm extra enthusiastic about this, and I
[20:33] Speaker 2: haven't bragged about this for years that I recall. But
[20:36] Speaker 2: as a teenager, Katie, I may have been the best
[20:40] Speaker 2: parallel Parker on the planet. Really? And I'll tell you why.
[20:47] Speaker 2: I used to go with my buddies to a lot
[20:49] Speaker 2: of Chicago Cubs games. We would drive in to the city.
[20:52] Speaker 2: I lived just outside it. And there was no stadium parking, famously,
[20:56] Speaker 2: at Wrigley Field. For years and years and years, you
[20:59] Speaker 2: had to park in the neighborhoods. And it was all
[21:02] Speaker 2: parallel parking. And we'd be desperate to get to the
[21:05] Speaker 2: game on time. So you'd see a space. And at
[21:07] Speaker 2: the time, I was driving my parents' Plymouth Horizons. which
[21:12] Speaker 2: is a hatchback little piece of crap. But anyway, I
[21:15] Speaker 2: would see a space that had six inches longer on
[21:20] Speaker 2: each end than the length of the car, and I
[21:22] Speaker 2: would say, I can do this. And by God, I
[21:25] Speaker 2: would do that. I got into spaces, honestly, I'd get
[21:29] Speaker 2: out of the car and think, how did I do that?
[21:31] Speaker 1: I know, it's amazing.
[21:31] Speaker 2: Then we'd go off to the game.
[21:32] Speaker 1: When you nail it, and then you're in the spot,
[21:35] Speaker 1: you look at it and you think, I just did it,
[21:37] Speaker 1: and I don't know how I did it.
[21:37] Speaker 2: Right, right.
[21:38] Speaker 1: You turn it at just the right angle, and it
[21:40] Speaker 1: clears the bumper in the front. You don't hit the curb,
[21:43] Speaker 1: and it's perfect.
[21:44] Speaker 2: I think it helps to be a teenager. I made
[21:46] Speaker 2: a golf comparison before. Kids have no scar tissue.
[21:51] Speaker 1: And it helps being a crappy car.
[21:54] Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, yes.
[21:55] Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a factor. Oh, I rub bumpers. Oh,
[21:58] Speaker 1: and back in the day, a bumper was a bumper.
[22:00] Speaker 1: You hit the wheel on the curb.
[22:01] Speaker 2: Who cares? Who cares? And a bumper was a bumper.
[22:04] Speaker 2: You wouldn't do $ 1, 400 worth of damage just by scraping
[22:07] Speaker 2: the uniformed plastic what's-its that forms the entire back of
[22:11] Speaker 2: your car. Anyway, so I thought that was kind of funny.
[22:15] Speaker 2: And I dream of that competition, although I'm past my prime.
[22:19] Speaker 6: I have to tell you guys, there's something you will
[22:21] Speaker 6: never feel, and that is being a woman who can
[22:24] Speaker 6: parallel park and having a guy look at you and
[22:26] Speaker 6: be like, nice job.
[22:28] Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
[22:29] Speaker 1: That's a great feeling. Well, we're on the fifth floor
[22:34] Speaker 1: of this building, and we now have, if you watch
[22:37] Speaker 1: YouTube videos, we have this Armstrong and Getty logo paper
[22:41] Speaker 1: over all the windows. I miss looking out the windows.
[22:43] Speaker 1: I understand why we need this. But anyway, when we
[22:46] Speaker 1: had the windows, Joe would stand during all the commercial breaks.
[22:49] Speaker 1: He'd stand at the windows and mock people's parking as
[22:52] Speaker 1: they came to work.
[22:53] Speaker 2: Mock their skills. Look at her.
[22:55] Speaker 1: Look at that. She's clear up on the curb. He'd
[22:58] Speaker 1: get play by play. Yeah, he'd do play by play. Oh,
[23:02] Speaker 1: she's off to a bad start or he's off to
[23:03] Speaker 1: a bad start.
[23:04] Speaker 2: Or I'd say, if that is a dude, I am
[23:06] Speaker 2: going to yell. I'm going to go to the balcony
[23:09] Speaker 2: and yell down at him. Get some balls. Learn to park.
[23:13] Speaker 2: That's true. I did. I've got this picture in my
[23:15] Speaker 2: phone somewhere. If I can find it, I'll zap it
[23:17] Speaker 2: to the group. I was stopped at a convenience store
[23:20] Speaker 2: near my favorite golf course, and there were two VW
[23:24] Speaker 2: Bugs with, you know, the flowers in the front and
[23:27] Speaker 2: the stickers clearly driven by women. They were both absolutely
[23:32] Speaker 2: cattywampus in their spaces. I mean, like, it reminds me
[23:37] Speaker 2: of one of those. You used to see pictures in
[23:38] Speaker 2: the 70s of they fed LSD to spiders, and this
[23:42] Speaker 2: is what their webs looked like. I mean, it was completely,
[23:45] Speaker 2: completely cattywampus, like they'd been blindfolded. And they just left
[23:49] Speaker 2: it that way?
[23:50] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
[23:51] Speaker 1: They were both parked like that.
[23:52] Speaker 2: Yes, yes. And then next to them was a very
[23:55] Speaker 2: manly-looking pickup truck. And this thing was, like, mathematically perfect
[24:00] Speaker 2: in the spot. I mean, perfectly parallel to the lines
[24:04] Speaker 2: and exactly centered. And I just thought that was so funny. Anyway,
[24:08] Speaker 2: here's another car story. Londoners, that would be people in London,
[24:13] Speaker 2: are pissed off... over supercar tourists who park wherever they
[24:18] Speaker 2: want and then tear up the tickets. And virtually all
[24:23] Speaker 2: of these zillion-dollar cars in London's priciest neighborhoods have cuttery plates,
[24:31] Speaker 2: license plates. You got Land Rover Defender P40. In this story, McLarens, Ferraris, Lamborghinis,
[24:40] Speaker 2: et cetera, with Middle Eastern plates. As the drivers, they
[24:44] Speaker 2: escape the scorching heat of the Middle East in the summertime,
[24:47] Speaker 2: and they come to London, where they own all sorts
[24:49] Speaker 2: of real estate, and they park wherever they want and
[24:51] Speaker 2: ignore the law. And Londoners are starting to get a
[24:53] Speaker 2: little pissed off. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. Not shocking, having just
[24:58] Speaker 2: spent some time in London and observing this sort of thing. Hello! Yeah,
[25:05] Speaker 2: there are definite examples of Middle Easterners who believe the
[25:10] Speaker 2: law does not apply to them. Moving along. This is
[25:16] Speaker 2: a story less about cars than about journalism, I think.
[25:18] Speaker 2: How Britain learned to love Chinese cars, especially a lookalike
[25:22] Speaker 2: Range Rover. And they go into this J.Coup Temu. They
[25:29] Speaker 2: call it the Temu Range Rover because it looks a
[25:32] Speaker 2: lot like a Range Rover, but it's half the price.
[25:35] Speaker 2: And everybody says, yeah, it's pretty good quality, comfortable, and
[25:38] Speaker 2: everybody's buying them like crazy. And it isn't until, and
[25:40] Speaker 2: this is the Wall Street freaking journal. It isn't until
[25:43] Speaker 2: like the 11th paragraph that they make a passing reference
[25:47] Speaker 2: to quoting a guy in the car business to unfair
[25:50] Speaker 2: competition from subsidized Chinese manufacturers. But, I mean, it is
[25:54] Speaker 2: just a passing reference in this story. That's the whole ballgame.
[25:58] Speaker 2: That's the entire question.
[26:00] Speaker 5: Right.
[26:01] Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. So you've given over Europe. I'm looking at you, Europe.
[26:06] Speaker 2: You've given over your automotive industry to China. artificially subsidized,
[26:12] Speaker 2: essentially dumping Chinese communist cars because your economies are so
[26:17] Speaker 2: weak and moribund, and you've so lost your national pride,
[26:22] Speaker 2: you've so lost your manufacturing capabilities, you're so just... you know,
[26:27] Speaker 2: choked with union demands and regulation. You can't make cars anymore.
[26:32] Speaker 2: So you just suck up the crap dealt by the
[26:35] Speaker 2: communist Chinese. It's unbelievable. And that was a few days ago.
[26:39] Speaker 2: I saw that article, today's article in the journal or yesterday's.
[26:42] Speaker 2: Chinese cars now dominate Europe's biggest auto show. Two years ago,
[26:48] Speaker 2: nine brands from China were at the event. This time
[26:50] Speaker 2: there were about 20. Europe is useless. Old powers, old
[26:59] Speaker 2: antiquated powers that used to mean something, now they're just pathetic.
[27:05] Speaker 1: I'm selling a car today. Really? And I'm having the
[27:09] Speaker 1: emotions I've had. Not every car I've ever sold, because
[27:12] Speaker 1: I've owned some cars that I didn't drive much, or
[27:15] Speaker 1: they were a secondary car, whatever.
[27:16] Speaker 2: This is a car.
[27:17] Speaker 1: I've had some significant life moments in this vehicle. You know,
[27:21] Speaker 1: when you sell one.
[27:22] Speaker 2: Of those, it's like... Yeah. It's like.
[27:24] Speaker 1: It's an emotional thing.
[27:26] Speaker 2: It's like... Oh, the car we brought Caitlin home from
[27:28] Speaker 2: the hospital in? Our first kid? Oh, yeah. I thought
[27:31] Speaker 2: of that as... I traded it in for something far superior. Yeah.
[27:34] Speaker 1: When I had my Chevy Avalanche, I brought both kids
[27:38] Speaker 1: home from the hospital in that thing and had my
[27:40] Speaker 1: first date with their mom in that thing. And it's just.
[27:44] Speaker 1: But it had reached 200,000 miles, and when it rained,
[27:47] Speaker 1: water would come down on my head. So it was
[27:50] Speaker 1: time for it to go.
[27:50] Speaker 2: Wow, look at you. Aren't you the little princess?
[27:54] Speaker 1: You have memories in a vehicle like that. And this
[27:56] Speaker 1: one I'm selling today, it's like, God, I can picture
[27:58] Speaker 1: this and that and this and that and everything like that.
[28:00] Speaker 1: But I don't know. You can't hang on to them forever.
[28:03] Speaker 1: You can't have them all.
[28:04] Speaker 2: See, I have the empty and meaningless life of the
[28:06] Speaker 2: empty nester, so now I just get rid of cars
[28:09] Speaker 2: and don't even think about it again. Oh, okay.
[28:11] Speaker 1: Well, you just don't have any meaningful moments anymore in
[28:13] Speaker 1: your life that you could attach to a car?
[28:15] Speaker 2: Virtually never. I went to the golf course in this car. Yeah,
[28:21] Speaker 2: that one too. And I'm about to in this one.
[28:24] Speaker 1: Reasons to live, done.
[28:25] Speaker 2: I went out to eat in that one.
[28:31] Speaker 1: I remember filling that one up with gas.
[28:33] Speaker 2: Oh, I remember picking up my high blood pressure medicine
[28:36] Speaker 2: in that car. That medicine is so important. No, no, no.
[28:42] Speaker 1: Katie, did you still have the car that you hit
[28:44] Speaker 1: the homeless guy in?
[28:46] Speaker 4: No.
[28:47] Speaker 2: No, unfortunately. Because you didn't like his looks?
[28:50] Speaker 1: No, we had a... Yeah, just because I didn't like it.
[28:53] Speaker 2: You were in a pool with some friends, whack-a-hobo, you
[28:57] Speaker 2: called it, and things got out of hand. Yeah.
[29:00] Speaker 1: And to get way up on the sidewalk to get
[29:02] Speaker 1: to him.
[29:04] Speaker 2: Yeah. Like GTA.
[29:06] Speaker 1: That is not the story at all. That's on a
[29:08] Speaker 1: podcast somewhere where she tells a story about... A scary
[29:12] Speaker 1: panhandler that she was defending herself from. Who ended up
[29:15] Speaker 1: on the windshield of her car.
[29:17] Speaker 2: That's what you get for being a scary panhandler.
[29:21] Speaker 1: Which can happen. I'm meeting the person not at my home.
[29:26] Speaker 1: That's the right thing to do, right? That's where I've
[29:28] Speaker 1: always been in the past. He wanted my home address.
[29:30] Speaker 1: I was like, I almost gave it to him. I
[29:31] Speaker 1: was like, wait a second. I'm not meeting you in
[29:33] Speaker 1: my house.
[29:34] Speaker 3: No.
[29:35] Speaker 2: Neutral spot.
[29:38] Speaker 1: And then we'll see how it goes. And then every
[29:39] Speaker 1: single time, even though I've done it like 50 times
[29:41] Speaker 1: in my life, you get out the title like, how
[29:43] Speaker 1: do you do this again? Who signs what?
[29:45] Speaker 2: What are we? I don't remember. How does this work?
[29:48] Speaker 5: All right.
[29:49] Speaker 1: Hopefully we've done this legally. Good luck with your car
[29:52] Speaker 1: with all my memories in it. As it drives away.
[29:55] Speaker 2: It works out. I'm sorry, this article is talking about
[29:59] Speaker 2: the giant wave of job cuts among European automakers, alarming
[30:04] Speaker 2: political leaders. But no, you can't do any reforms in
[30:08] Speaker 2: Europe anymore. They are done. They're terminal.
[30:14] Speaker 1: Certainly seems that way. It's going to be something if
[30:16] Speaker 1: Europe gets taken over by Chinese cars, of all things.
[30:20] Speaker 2: They don't have the will to resist. They don't have
[30:21] Speaker 2: the will to manufacture. They don't have the will to reform.
[30:24] Speaker 2: This is where we're headed as a country if we're
[30:26] Speaker 2: not careful. But, you know.
[30:27] Speaker 8: Right.
[30:28] Speaker 2: And we're the next generation's problem.
[30:29] Speaker 1: We're their best hope for staying free.
[30:33] Speaker 2: Virtually their only hope. Yeah.
[30:35] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[30:35] Speaker 2: Really. Yeah.
[30:35] Speaker 1: Virtually their only hope. We'll finish strong next.
[30:39] Speaker 2: Armstrong and Getty.
[30:43] Speaker 5: You know, some of the stuff they talked about was
[30:45] Speaker 5: crazy about how they were actually had figured out how
[30:48] Speaker 5: to call some of the ships in and then, you know,
[30:55] Speaker 5: And then we're under orders to destroy them and recover them.
[31:01] Speaker 1: That was RFK Jr. talking to senior U.S. officials about
[31:05] Speaker 1: hunting down UAPs, which is the name, the new name
[31:08] Speaker 1: for UFOs.
[31:11] Speaker 2: I guess. Saying UFO is racist.
[31:17] Speaker 1: Is there anything to this conversation at all? I mean,
[31:20] Speaker 1: I saw Brett Baer had a guest on on Special Report.
[31:22] Speaker 1: I did not watch it on Fox yesterday.
[31:24] Speaker 2: I did.
[31:25] Speaker 1: Is there anything to it?
[31:27] Speaker 2: Is it? Hit us with 92, Michael.
[31:30] Speaker 3: You led the government's hunt for this for 16 years.
[31:34] Speaker 1: Simple question. Are we alone?
[31:37] Speaker 8: No, Brett, we're not. Humanity is not the only intelligent
[31:40] Speaker 8: life in the universe, nor do we know the intent
[31:42] Speaker 8: of the non-human intelligent life that's here.
[31:44] Speaker 2: It's very concerning.
[31:46] Speaker 1: Well, that's breaking news.
[31:48] Speaker 2: How about 94?
[31:48] Speaker 1: Well, let me just cut to the chase.
[31:51] Speaker 3: Does the United States government have non-human craft in its possession?
[31:56] Speaker 2: Yes, it does.
[31:58] Speaker 3: And have you seen one with your eyes?
[32:03] Speaker 8: I have seen non-human beings and non-human craft with my
[32:07] Speaker 8: own eyes.
[32:08] Speaker 3: Non-human beings, too?
[32:10] Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
[32:17] Speaker 1: Brett Baer's like the most serious person I know in
[32:19] Speaker 1: all of media.
[32:21] Speaker 2: Correct.
[32:21] Speaker 1: Who the hell is he talking to that says, oh, yeah,
[32:23] Speaker 1: I've seen alien beings and crafts and we're not alone, which.
[32:27] Speaker 2: Is breaking news. Jay Stratton, who had a long military career,
[32:31] Speaker 2: I think a civilian working with the military. I don't
[32:34] Speaker 2: remember his credentials exactly. He's out with a new book.
[32:38] Speaker 2: He either is a remarkably capable actor, very deadpan, very straightforward.
[32:47] Speaker 2: Or he's remarkably good at being nuts but not seeming nuts.
[32:53] Speaker 2: Or he's telling the truth.
[32:56] Speaker 1: Is this the way it would be announced to planet Earth?
[33:01] Speaker 1: If we have in our possession spaceships from other beings
[33:07] Speaker 1: and proofs that we're not alone in the universe? This
[33:09] Speaker 1: is the way it would be announced on a Monday
[33:12] Speaker 1: afternoon on Fox on a show that gets a million viewers?
[33:15] Speaker 2: Michael, place 95, please.
[33:19] Speaker 3: Where are these craft now? Are they being reverse engineered?
[33:23] Speaker 3: Does the government have them? Is it private companies that
[33:26] Speaker 3: have them? Where is this stuff?
[33:29] Speaker 8: Brett, both the defense contractor community and the government have
[33:34] Speaker 8: craft of non-human origin. There is an ongoing program to
[33:38] Speaker 8: capture and reverse engineer this technology. And really, we're in
[33:42] Speaker 8: a secret Cold War race to do that.
[33:45] Speaker 1: Put me in the camp of embarrassed that Brett Baer
[33:48] Speaker 1: did that.
[33:49] Speaker 2: Oh, we don't get a chance to get to why
[33:52] Speaker 2: haven't we heard this before. If that was true, wouldn't
[33:56] Speaker 2: this guy have been arrested or offed or whisked away
[33:59] Speaker 2: to a black ops site or something? I mean, he's
[34:03] Speaker 2: spilling enormously important secrets.
[34:06] Speaker 7: Right.
[34:07] Speaker 2: On cable news. That's what I meant.
[34:08] Speaker 1: Is this the way it would be announced?
[34:10] Speaker 2: Right.
[34:10] Speaker 1: Well, since you ask, yeah, we are not alone.
[34:12] Speaker 2: I've got proof of it. Yeah, pretty much the biggest
[34:16] Speaker 2: question in the history of mankind answered yesterday on a
[34:21] Speaker 2: Monday afternoon at 3 o'clock West.
[34:22] Speaker 1: Coast time on the Brad Bear Show.
[34:25] Speaker 4: Wasn't even the lead.
[34:40] Speaker 1: Here's your host for Final Thoughts, Joe Getty.
[34:43] Speaker 2: Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew. Michelangelo,
[34:45] Speaker 2: lead the way. Yeah, you blew my final thought, Joe.
[34:48] Speaker 2: How did Kelly Clarkson top this story? Well, she wanted
[34:52] Speaker 2: that mechanical bird. Right, right, and they demeaned her or something.
[34:56] Speaker 2: Katie Green, our esteemed and used woman, has a final thought. Katie?
[34:59] Speaker 6: Talking about parallel parking reminded me, the way I learned
[35:02] Speaker 6: to parallel park was I took a CHP crash driving course.
[35:06] Speaker 1: It was so cool. That does sound cool.
[35:08] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[35:08] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[35:10] Speaker 2: Jack, final thought?
[35:11] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's teaching my son to parallel park in his
[35:14] Speaker 1: stick shift little truck. And it's definitely a bigger challenge
[35:17] Speaker 1: in a stick shift, especially if there's any slant whatsoever.
[35:22] Speaker 2: You've got to practice.
[35:23] Speaker 1: That's like some graduate-level parallel parking.
[35:26] Speaker 2: You've got to, with a stick, yeah. Yeah, that's taking
[35:30] Speaker 2: on a challenge. I salute him. My final thought. Did
[35:34] Speaker 2: I give a final thought yet? I guess not.
[35:36] Speaker 1: We are not alone.
[35:37] Speaker 2: We are not alone. We have the ships.
[35:41] Speaker 1: You'd think that'd be a bigger story.
[35:44] Speaker 2: Armstrong hasn't really gotten picked up.
[35:45] Speaker 1: Armstrong and Getty wrapping up another grueling four-hour workday.
[35:49] Speaker 2: So many people, thanks for a little time. Go to armstrongandgetty.com.
[35:52] Speaker 2: Many pleasures await you there. The Swag Store. Drop us
[35:55] Speaker 2: a line. Mailbag at armstrongandgetty.com. We've got hot links for
[35:58] Speaker 2: you as well. A lot of good clicks there.
[36:01] Speaker 1: I got more questions about that. We'll have to get
[36:02] Speaker 1: to tomorrow. See you then. God bless America.
[36:05] Speaker 2: Armstrong and Jette.
[36:08] Speaker 4: Molly, the singing mechanical bird. She hung up there on
[36:15] Speaker 4: the wall, never even saying a word. Then a big-time
[36:19] Speaker 4: star strutted in the joint, had some sort of a plan.
[36:23] Speaker 1: Turns out she looked like a whore.
[36:25] Speaker 2: Molly wouldn't be in her hand. Armstrong and Getty.

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