# Awkward Tuesday: Car Crash

An episode of [Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1252638476), 15 Sep 2026, 19 min.

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One of our listeners is CERTAIN that the universe was talking to her when she met her DREAM MAN. The only problem? They kind met during a disaster and now she wants our help cleaning up after it! It's your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: All right, we got a double awkward day for you. Hey,
[0:02] Speaker 1: it's Brooke and Jeffrey, and you have found the Second
[0:04] Speaker 1: Date Podcast.
[0:04] Speaker 2: Oh, thanks for the woo, Ashton. You're welcome. I appreciate that.
[0:07] Speaker 2: We don't always get Ashton woo in the back there. Yeah,
[0:09] Speaker 2: a little weak, but.
[0:11] Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's a little awkward. I thought it'd
[0:13] Speaker 3: be on brand.
[0:13] Speaker 2: Yeah, all right. It's there.
[0:15] Speaker 1: And we got a brand new episode for you today,
[0:17] Speaker 1: a brand new Awkward Tuesday phone call. And then on
[0:20] Speaker 1: our YouTube page, if you haven't checked that out or
[0:23] Speaker 1: if you're not already listening from there, at BrookeandJeffrey.com. We've
[0:26] Speaker 1: got a in-studio video where you can see us.
[0:28] Speaker 2: Yes. You can see us. React live, do it live.
[0:32] Speaker 1: That is up, of course, on our YouTube at Brooke
[0:35] Speaker 1: and Jeffrey, which is an Awkward Tuesday. That's the second one.
[0:37] Speaker 2: So double Awkward Tuesday. There it is.
[0:39] Speaker 3: Yes.
[0:40] Speaker 2: And what do you got for comments?
[0:41] Speaker 1: Yes, I was excited because on yesterday's second date, Ally
[0:44] Speaker 1: Tulip commented.
[0:45] Speaker 2: and said, this was so funny, I just discovered you
[0:48] Speaker 2: guys today. Oh my gosh, welcome. So Allie, I hope
[0:50] Speaker 2: you're still here today.
[0:52] Speaker 1: She's like, what terrible algorithm did I fall into?
[0:56] Speaker 2: Well, it's this one. So here we are.
[0:59] Speaker 1: Your brand new episode starts right now.
[1:03] Speaker 3: You ever think the universe is actually kind of lazy?
[1:08] Speaker 2: No, Jeff. Wow, Jeff.
[1:10] Speaker 3: The universe has a purpose. I mean, it sends you
[1:13] Speaker 3: these big cosmic signs. Yeah. And then that's it. Yeah,
[1:18] Speaker 3: I got to figure it out? Yeah, that's like pointing
[1:20] Speaker 3: to a messy kitchen and saying, looks like the dishes
[1:23] Speaker 3: in the sink are pretty dirty. Just thought you should know. Okay, bye.
[1:28] Speaker 2: You bring up a really good point.
[1:29] Speaker 3: Thanks a lot, universe.
[1:32] Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing, universe? Nothing.
[1:34] Speaker 3: And today, we're going to need to roll up our
[1:36] Speaker 3: sleeves once again. Because one of our listeners is certain
[1:39] Speaker 3: that it was the universe talking when she met her
[1:42] Speaker 3: dream man.
[1:43] Speaker 2: Yeah, but is the universe on the phone helping her
[1:46] Speaker 2: out right now? I think not.
[1:47] Speaker 3: The only problem, the way they met was kind of
[1:49] Speaker 3: a disaster.
[1:50] Speaker 4: Oh.
[1:50] Speaker 3: So now she's asking us to help clean the dirty
[1:54] Speaker 3: dishes that the universe left in our sink.
[1:57] Speaker 2: Oh, no.
[1:57] Speaker 3: It's a brand new Awkward Tuesday phone call coming up
[2:00] Speaker 3: right after this. It's awkward.
[2:03] Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.
[2:04] Speaker 3: It's Awkward Tuesday phone call. You never know where you're
[2:10] Speaker 3: going to meet that special someone who changes your life.
[2:13] Speaker 2: Yes.
[2:13] Speaker 3: It could be at a coffee shop or at a
[2:16] Speaker 3: bar or under that bar or even behind a podiatrist's
[2:21] Speaker 3: office when both of you are looking to add more
[2:23] Speaker 3: pieces to your personal foot skin collections. You just never know.
[2:29] Speaker 2: Oh, look it. I found a callus.
[2:31] Speaker 3: Oh, it matches mine. Let's put them together and make
[2:35] Speaker 3: a heart. And you know what? Today's listener is proving
[2:39] Speaker 3: once again, love can show up in some pretty random places.
[2:43] Speaker 5: Oh, man.
[2:44] Speaker 3: And sometimes it just needs a little extra nudge to
[2:46] Speaker 3: get it going.
[2:47] Speaker 2: Good for you.
[2:47] Speaker 1: Everything's going to sound romantic after Jeff's intro right there.
[2:50] Speaker 3: You're welcome. That's what we're here to do to help
[2:53] Speaker 3: out our listener, Shelby. So, Shelby, is it safe for
[2:56] Speaker 3: me to say that you're in love?
[2:57] Speaker 2: Whoa. I don't know.
[2:59] Speaker 5: You know, I have a huge crush on this guy,
[3:01] Speaker 5: so I definitely can say that part of things.
[3:03] Speaker 3: Okay.
[3:04] Speaker 2: We don't want to scare him off is the thing.
[3:05] Speaker 1: So maybe in your head you feel one way and
[3:07] Speaker 1: your mouth says another thing.
[3:09] Speaker 3: I get it.
[3:10] Speaker 2: Sometimes you've got to hold it in for just a second.
[3:12] Speaker 3: That's fair. So, well, tell us about the strange place
[3:16] Speaker 3: that you met this guy.
[3:17] Speaker 5: Okay, so this is going to kind of sound bad,
[3:20] Speaker 5: but I kind.
[3:21] Speaker 4: Of hit him.
[3:22] Speaker 2: Hit him?
[3:23] Speaker 3: With your fists?
[3:24] Speaker 4: Or a car?
[3:24] Speaker 6: No, God, no, no, no, no.
[3:26] Speaker 2: No, no.
[3:27] Speaker 5: It was with my car, with my car.
[3:30] Speaker 2: What the heck? You hit him with a car?
[3:32] Speaker 3: He's a pedestrian and he was like that?
[3:34] Speaker 6: No, no.
[3:35] Speaker 2: He was in another car.
[3:36] Speaker 5: Um and before you jump to conclusions i know this
[3:38] Speaker 5: is all sounding so crazy but there was no drinking
[3:40] Speaker 5: or smoking there was nothing it wasn't anything like that.
[3:43] Speaker 3: I don't think any of us actually was thinking that
[3:45] Speaker 3: until you said it but.
[3:46] Speaker 1: You jumped to a lot of weird conclusions so i
[3:48] Speaker 1: think that it was valid for her to.
[3:50] Speaker 3: Give that i do appreciate you clarifying for all of us.
[3:53] Speaker 5: Yeah so i i was distracted so that's that's kind
[3:57] Speaker 5: of like the big part of.
[3:58] Speaker 2: It uh-oh you were on your phone is that what
[4:00] Speaker 2: you were saying.
[4:01] Speaker 1: No, so, okay.
[4:03] Speaker 5: So we were at a four-way stop. I saw him
[4:05] Speaker 5: in his car, and I was like, oh, my God, like,
[4:07] Speaker 5: he's gorgeous. I just, I kind of was, like, dazed out,
[4:11] Speaker 5: and I kind of bumped the back of his car. Oh. Oh.
[4:15] Speaker 2: Wait, you could tell he was hot?
[4:16] Speaker 3: Sorry, you said you were at a four-way stop, so
[4:18] Speaker 3: it wasn't like you were behind him. You were, like,
[4:21] Speaker 3: across from him?
[4:22] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[4:22] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[4:24] Speaker 3: So, like, I'm picturing you guys are, like, he's crossing
[4:26] Speaker 3: the road and then your car comes behind him and hits, like,
[4:29] Speaker 3: kind of the back at the side. Not a T-bone,
[4:31] Speaker 3: an L-bone.
[4:32] Speaker 1: Does this feel like the insurance intake questionnaire all over again?
[4:37] Speaker 5: I mean, well, that's the thing. Like, I obviously didn't
[4:39] Speaker 5: do it on purpose. Like, it was a total accident.
[4:41] Speaker 5: I was just distracted. Okay. But we, of course, we
[4:44] Speaker 5: exchanged information about the insurance, like you said.
[4:47] Speaker 3: Well, so before the exchange of insurance, did you, like,
[4:50] Speaker 3: talk to him? Like, what was that interaction like? Okay, yeah,
[4:54] Speaker 3: so we.
[4:54] Speaker 5: Ended up pulling over, and he wasn't, like, obviously happy
[4:57] Speaker 5: with what happened. It was like, you know, what are
[5:00] Speaker 5: you doing? This is, like, a four-way stop, like, blah, blah, blah.
[5:03] Speaker 3: Most people are so thrilled when people hit their cars.
[5:06] Speaker 2: Hey, you'd be surprised how many people don't care about
[5:08] Speaker 2: their cars.
[5:10] Speaker 3: I've been looking to get this thing fixed.
[5:11] Speaker 2: Alexis would know. She's the expert on... Yeah, it's a
[5:14] Speaker 2: lot of people I'm very thankful are nice.
[5:15] Speaker 3: Okay. All right, so he wasn't happy, but did you
[5:18] Speaker 3: get his name? Uh, yeah, it's Joe. Joe.
[5:22] Speaker 2: Joe with the banged up car.
[5:24] Speaker 5: Yeah. I was just so nervous. I kept apologizing.
[5:27] Speaker 4: I was like, I'm so sorry.
[5:28] Speaker 5: Like I told him that I dropped something in my
[5:29] Speaker 5: car when this happened. So I was like, Oh my God,
[5:31] Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Like sorry me, whatever. Um, but yeah, then
[5:34] Speaker 5: we did exchange information and our insurance and all that stuff.
[5:38] Speaker 5: So then for the past few days, like I just
[5:39] Speaker 5: can't stop thinking about him, you know, like maybe our
[5:42] Speaker 5: cars were like supposed to hit each other.
[5:43] Speaker 6: I don't know.
[5:44] Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
[5:44] Speaker 3: Like maybe that was what happened.
[5:47] Speaker 2: So wait, you haven't seen this guy since.
[5:49] Speaker 1: It's been a couple days and you haven't seen Joe
[5:52] Speaker 1: since the accident?
[5:53] Speaker 5: No, no. But I did message him at first. I
[5:55] Speaker 5: was like, you know, you can call me about like anything,
[5:58] Speaker 5: you know.
[6:00] Speaker 2: Dinner and drinks, you know, whatever.
[6:03] Speaker 3: Yeah, my schedule's totally free for most weekends, just in
[6:06] Speaker 3: case you want to talk about it.
[6:07] Speaker 2: And has he called you?
[6:08] Speaker 4: No, no.
[6:10] Speaker 3: Joe, come on now.
[6:13] Speaker 2: Wait, do you even know if he's single? Thank you.
[6:16] Speaker 5: I don't. Oh, I didn't see a ring, so I
[6:18] Speaker 5: don't know.
[6:19] Speaker 3: Who cares if he's single? The universe made their cars collide.
[6:23] Speaker 2: That's more important. What are you calling for us? Because
[6:26] Speaker 2: this is awkward, right? Like, this is awkward too.
[6:28] Speaker 3: This is certainly an awkward situation. I agree with you, Brooke.
[6:30] Speaker 3: But yes, what advice are you looking to get today
[6:33] Speaker 3: before you call, I'm assuming, Joe?
[6:36] Speaker 5: Yeah, I just, like, I don't know. How do I
[6:38] Speaker 5: tell him I'm, like, interested more than just an insurance settlement?
[6:42] Speaker 1: Okay.
[6:42] Speaker 3: Okay. How do you convince the man... who you just
[6:46] Speaker 3: hit with your car to say, the universe may have
[6:49] Speaker 3: been doing this to bring the two of us together
[6:51] Speaker 3: romantically without sounding creepy or weird about it. Without saying that. Yeah,
[6:56] Speaker 3: without using those exact words.
[6:58] Speaker 2: Have you ever asked a guy out before?
[7:00] Speaker 5: No, I've kind of gotten lucky because, like, usually they
[7:03] Speaker 5: come to me. So this is just kind of like
[7:06] Speaker 5: a really random coincidence. And I was like, you know what? Like,
[7:09] Speaker 5: it's my time to shine.
[7:10] Speaker 2: There you go.
[7:11] Speaker 5: Okay.
[7:11] Speaker 2: There you go.
[7:12] Speaker 3: All right. Well, we're going to think of some solid
[7:15] Speaker 3: advice to give you before we come back and let
[7:17] Speaker 3: you call Joe and ask him out in a sneaky, fun,
[7:22] Speaker 3: sexy way.
[7:23] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[7:24] Speaker 2: That's the only way to do it, Joe.
[7:25] Speaker 3: With your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. Hold on.
[7:29] Speaker 3: It's awkward.
[7:31] Speaker 2: It's Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday phone call.
[7:35] Speaker 3: You never know when love is going to hit you. Sometimes, literally,
[7:40] Speaker 3: with its car at a four-way stop.
[7:42] Speaker 2: That's a good point, Jeff.
[7:44] Speaker 3: Oh, there's love showed up.
[7:47] Speaker 1: Oh, man. Love sounds like it has whiplash after that accident.
[7:50] Speaker 3: Sometimes it feels like that, Brooke, because that's how our
[7:53] Speaker 3: listener Shelby met a gorgeous guy named Joe. So gorgeous
[7:58] Speaker 3: that she was distracted behind the wheel and rolled right
[8:01] Speaker 3: into the back end of his vehicle.
[8:03] Speaker 2: That's all right, girl.
[8:05] Speaker 3: Now, they did exchange information afterwards, but the question is,
[8:08] Speaker 3: how do you go from, hey, I damaged your personal
[8:11] Speaker 3: property to, hey, big boy, I would love to damage
[8:16] Speaker 3: your property personally. That's kind of a tough leap to make,
[8:22] Speaker 3: which is why we have the experts here to provide
[8:25] Speaker 3: some advice to Shelby. Brooke, how does she ask out
[8:28] Speaker 3: the guy that she hit with her car?
[8:30] Speaker 1: Shelby, you sound like outgoing.
[8:32] Speaker 2: You sound like a confident woman. Am I reading that right?
[8:35] Speaker 5: I definitely would say so, yeah.
[8:37] Speaker 1: See?
[8:37] Speaker 2: Drop the subtlety, girl. Just go for it. Just ask
[8:40] Speaker 2: him out. That's what I would do. Okay, and listen. Uh-oh.
[8:44] Speaker 1: There is probably a 70% failure rate, which is what.
[8:47] Speaker 2: I experienced in life. Don't say that. But there's a 30%
[8:51] Speaker 2: success rate. And without great risk, you don't get great reward.
[8:55] Speaker 3: Exactly. Your advice is tell her to gamble with love.
[8:58] Speaker 1: Yes. And if he says no because you're too aggressive
[9:01] Speaker 1: or whatever.
[9:02] Speaker 3: Just remember, your car can always run into his car again.
[9:06] Speaker 2: You know he's not for you, Jeff.
[9:08] Speaker 3: I'm not sure what the advice was there, Shelby, but
[9:09] Speaker 3: what do you think about it?
[9:10] Speaker 1: Okay.
[9:11] Speaker 5: You know what?
[9:12] Speaker 1: I like it.
[9:13] Speaker 5: Like I said before, I feel like I've always kind
[9:15] Speaker 5: of been the one that's been asked out in the past.
[9:17] Speaker 5: And like, honestly, it hasn't worked out for me. And
[9:19] Speaker 5: I think it's my time to control it.
[9:21] Speaker 2: That's right.
[9:22] Speaker 5: Yeah.
[9:22] Speaker 2: Get it.
[9:23] Speaker 5: Yeah.
[9:23] Speaker 3: The universe is telling you to go for it. Okay.
[9:26] Speaker 3: So what about Jose? What advice do you have for her? Okay. Well,
[9:29] Speaker 3: here's a strategy. Girls are annoyed by this, but guys
[9:33] Speaker 3: absolutely love them. I'm talking about pickup lines. Okay.
[9:39] Speaker 2: You want her to use a pickup line? I'm not
[9:41] Speaker 2: against this. Do you have some ideas for her? Of course.
[9:44] Speaker 3: You say this. I am so sorry.
[9:46] Speaker 4: I read the police report, and I just saw that
[9:49] Speaker 4: they charged you with DWG.
[9:50] Speaker 3: Oh. Driving while gorgeous.
[9:52] Speaker 1: Oh. Right?
[9:54] Speaker 4: And then just let it hang.
[9:55] Speaker 3: He absolutely has to respond to that. Wow. My zipper
[9:59] Speaker 3: just went down. What do you think, Shelby?
[10:01] Speaker 5: I feel like that one I'd be a little more
[10:03] Speaker 5: nervous about. Yeah. And then I also feel like I
[10:05] Speaker 5: would get the line wrong afterward.
[10:07] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[10:08] Speaker 2: You're like, yeah. Driving while good? Dang it. What was
[10:10] Speaker 2: my G for? That's true.
[10:12] Speaker 3: You can't mess up the line. Okay. So both pieces
[10:15] Speaker 3: of advice are be very, very aggressive to him when
[10:18] Speaker 3: we get him on the phone. That's right. Yeah.
[10:21] Speaker 2: Life's short, man. You got this.
[10:24] Speaker 3: You do got it, Shelby. I'm going to dial this
[10:26] Speaker 3: guy's number and we're going to back away and let
[10:28] Speaker 3: you make your awkward Tuesday phone call for you. Good luck.
[10:31] Speaker 3: Here we go. Hello?
[10:42] Speaker 4: Hey, Joe, it's, it's Shelby.
[10:44] Speaker 5: I don't know if you remember me. I was the
[10:46] Speaker 5: one that hit your car. Remember that last.
[10:53] Speaker 3: Week?
[10:55] Speaker 5: Yeah.
[10:56] Speaker 6: Hi.
[10:57] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[10:57] Speaker 1: Hi.
[10:59] Speaker 5: I've been actually trying to get in touch with you
[11:00] Speaker 5: for a while. I'm glad that you remember me. I
[11:03] Speaker 5: know it's probably like a crazy incident, so I'm so
[11:06] Speaker 5: sorry about that.
[11:06] Speaker 1: I feel so bad.
[11:07] Speaker 5: But like, how are you? How are you doing?
[11:12] Speaker 6: I'm good.
[11:14] Speaker 4: Thanks for asking.
[11:15] Speaker 3: Okay.
[11:17] Speaker 5: I guess I... Oh, I'm sorry.
[11:19] Speaker 4: I didn't mean to interrupt you.
[11:21] Speaker 5: Were you saying something?
[11:24] Speaker 4: No, I was actually going to say that it's kind
[11:27] Speaker 4: of crazy because I was actually thinking about giving you
[11:29] Speaker 4: a call.
[11:31] Speaker 3: Oh.
[11:34] Speaker 5: How come?
[11:35] Speaker 2: So cute.
[11:38] Speaker 1: Um.
[11:39] Speaker 4: So I wasn't really sure how to approach this because
[11:43] Speaker 4: things got kind of started weird between us with the
[11:46] Speaker 4: whole car and insurance and.
[11:49] Speaker 3: Stuff, you know? What?
[11:51] Speaker 5: Right, right.
[11:52] Speaker 4: So this is going to sound kind of maybe a
[11:58] Speaker 4: little weird and kind of forward.
[12:02] Speaker 6: Are you available Friday night?
[12:04] Speaker 3: No way.
[12:07] Speaker 5: Yes yes yeah yeah.
[12:12] Speaker 4: That is that is so cool and that is that
[12:15] Speaker 4: is such a relief so say around like six ish maybe.
[12:18] Speaker 5: Um i'm so excited yeah absolutely six is perfect six
[12:22] Speaker 5: works so well yeah.
[12:24] Speaker 4: Oh that is so cool okay um so maybe i
[12:28] Speaker 4: can just text you my address and you can come
[12:30] Speaker 4: over oh oh.
[12:34] Speaker 6: I mean, sure.
[12:35] Speaker 4: If that's what you want to do, then absolutely.
[12:37] Speaker 1: Absolutely.
[12:37] Speaker 2: That works.
[12:39] Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
[12:39] Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be just perfect and stars and lightning
[12:42] Speaker 4: and everything. And I don't really know if I should
[12:47] Speaker 4: ask this over the phone because it's really kind of awkward.
[12:53] Speaker 4: What's your going rate?
[12:59] Speaker 5: What?
[12:59] Speaker 4: My what?
[13:00] Speaker 6: I mean, like, How much.
[13:03] Speaker 4: Do you charge per hour?
[13:04] Speaker 1: What?
[13:07] Speaker 2: What the heck?
[13:09] Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. I'm very confused right now. What exactly
[13:14] Speaker 5: are you asking?
[13:16] Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.
[13:17] Speaker 6: Maybe this is one of those things where the payment
[13:19] Speaker 6: comes after the.
[13:21] Speaker 4: Services are rendered because normally my ex candles all.
[13:24] Speaker 3: The bookings, you know?
[13:28] Speaker 5: I'm a little confused. Are you asking me if.
[13:32] Speaker 4: Are you asking me if I'm a prostitute? Oh, no
[13:36] Speaker 4: freaking way, man. I'm trying to hire you to, like,
[13:38] Speaker 4: babysit my kids. You're a babysitter, right?
[13:42] Speaker 5: Wait, you have kids?
[13:44] Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
[13:45] Speaker 2: That's what she focused on? Oh, my God.
[13:47] Speaker 3: Wait, you think she's a babysitter?
[13:50] Speaker 4: What's going on here?
[13:51] Speaker 3: Who are these guys? Hey, Joe, you're on a radio show.
[13:55] Speaker 3: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
[13:57] Speaker 2: We're not an agency for babysitters. No.
[13:59] Speaker 1: No.
[14:00] Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Or the other thing. Yeah, Shelby is a listener,
[14:04] Speaker 3: and she told us about what happened when the two
[14:06] Speaker 3: of you got into your little fender bender the other day. What?
[14:09] Speaker 3: She wanted our advice on how to talk to you.
[14:13] Speaker 6: Guys, this is weird.
[14:15] Speaker 2: You're telling us.
[14:16] Speaker 1: Wait, why do you think she was offering to babysit.
[14:19] Speaker 2: On Friday night?
[14:20] Speaker 6: Well, because, all right, so we're changing information and everything. And,
[14:24] Speaker 6: you know, we're on the side of the road. And
[14:26] Speaker 6: I told her that I was on my way to
[14:28] Speaker 6: get my kids and that I was having trouble finding
[14:32] Speaker 6: child care.
[14:33] Speaker 4: And she's just like, oh, my God, you know, just
[14:35] Speaker 4: call me whenever. And I thought that meant I'm a
[14:40] Speaker 4: babysitter and available.
[14:41] Speaker 3: Shelby, you didn't bring that up.
[14:45] Speaker 5: I'm going to be so honest. I don't remember saying that.
[14:49] Speaker 5: I know.
[14:50] Speaker 3: You were flirting, huh? Do you remember him talking about
[14:53] Speaker 3: his kids to you?
[14:55] Speaker 5: No.
[14:55] Speaker 2: Girl.
[14:56] Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
[14:57] Speaker 2: How is that not tracking? No, Joe, I'm going to
[15:00] Speaker 2: be so honest.
[15:01] Speaker 5: I think I was just so dazed in that moment
[15:03] Speaker 5: that I just remember meeting you and thinking that you're
[15:06] Speaker 5: really cute, and I really don't remember you telling me that.
[15:09] Speaker 2: Have you ever checked for concussions? Yeah.
[15:14] Speaker 4: I don't think I got rear-ended that hard.
[15:17] Speaker 3: Okay. Should we ask her what week it is?
[15:20] Speaker 2: This is not over, though. You said ex. You didn't
[15:23] Speaker 2: say prior wife. You said ex. Are you single?
[15:26] Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm single, and I'm going on a date Friday night,
[15:30] Speaker 4: and I thought I just had a babysitter arranged.
[15:32] Speaker 2: Oh, no.
[15:34] Speaker 3: She was almost going to wingman you for another girl?
[15:37] Speaker 6: I thought she was a babysitter.
[15:39] Speaker 4: I didn't know any of this.
[15:41] Speaker 3: You can't get too.
[15:42] Speaker 4: Mad at him.
[15:43] Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure you're probably in a shaken state from
[15:46] Speaker 5: all this. Like, you're probably dealing with, you know, your DWG. Oh.
[15:51] Speaker 4: What?
[15:52] Speaker 3: Dealing with your DWG.
[15:53] Speaker 4: Smooth.
[15:54] Speaker 3: You're bringing it up now.
[15:55] Speaker 2: Don't say charged with it.
[15:57] Speaker 6: It's a DWG.
[15:58] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[15:59] Speaker 3: You got a DWG, Joe, from the cops. You got
[16:02] Speaker 3: to tell them the rest of it.
[16:04] Speaker 5: Why?
[16:04] Speaker 3: Why, Shelby?
[16:04] Speaker 6: There's, like, no cops or police report. Like, we just
[16:07] Speaker 6: exchanged information.
[16:08] Speaker 4: You were there.
[16:09] Speaker 3: No, Shelby, tell her the rest of it. Why did
[16:11] Speaker 3: the cops give them DWG?
[16:13] Speaker 5: Because he was driving while gorgeous. Now we're flattered.
[16:19] Speaker 3: That was smooth.
[16:21] Speaker 4: I mean, that's probably one of the nicest things anybody's
[16:27] Speaker 4: said to me in a long time.
[16:29] Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
[16:29] Speaker 3: That actually worked?
[16:31] Speaker 2: Find different childcare. Ask her out, Joe.
[16:34] Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I could always make arrangements for
[16:37] Speaker 4: the ex to watch him instead, I guess.
[16:38] Speaker 3: Wow. Does that mean you're going to ditch your.
[16:42] Speaker 2: Date for her?
[16:43] Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it was like a blind date thing, and, like,
[16:47] Speaker 4: I wasn't really excited about going on it anyway. It
[16:50] Speaker 4: was one of those things where a friend is like,
[16:51] Speaker 4: you need to find love and get a woman in
[16:53] Speaker 4: your life.
[16:54] Speaker 3: Wow, you're jumping really far ahead.
[16:59] Speaker 2: I think she's on the same page, though.
[17:01] Speaker 3: Yeah, Shelby, I feel like at this point you've gotten
[17:03] Speaker 3: everything you needed out of your awkward call, right?
[17:06] Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, this is such an awkward situation, and
[17:09] Speaker 5: you guys helped me so much, so I really appreciate it. Oh.
[17:12] Speaker 3: I mean, Jose's advice came through with the DWG.
[17:16] Speaker 2: You hear that, world?
[17:17] Speaker 4: Pickup lines work. Wait. That wasn't your original pickup line?
[17:23] Speaker 3: We're out of time. Sorry, Joe. We got to go,
[17:26] Speaker 3: but good luck on your date. All of them. Man,
[17:34] Speaker 3: that was like a one in a billion chance that
[17:37] Speaker 3: all of that actually worked out the way it did.
[17:40] Speaker 5: I know.
[17:41] Speaker 2: Hey, it worked, though.
[17:42] Speaker 3: It did. But now I'm a little bit concerned.
[17:45] Speaker 2: About what?
[17:46] Speaker 3: Why do I feel like all of our listeners are
[17:48] Speaker 3: going to start going demolition derby out on the roads
[17:50] Speaker 3: trying to meet their special someone?
[17:53] Speaker 2: Hey, you know what? We say demolition. Do what you
[17:55] Speaker 2: need to do.
[17:55] Speaker 4: Really?
[17:56] Speaker 3: I don't know if that's really our message.
[17:58] Speaker 2: You don't have to hit it that hard.
[18:00] Speaker 4: I'm with Alexis.
[18:01] Speaker 2: If you're at slow speeds, you can already stop. You
[18:05] Speaker 2: can't do that much damage.
[18:06] Speaker 3: Why can't we do physical? Why can't I just walk
[18:09] Speaker 3: into somebody and then ask a girl to exchange info? Yeah,
[18:11] Speaker 3: you know what? The opinions expressed by the members of
[18:13] Speaker 3: this show do not reflect the opinions in the entirety
[18:17] Speaker 3: of Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Let's just put
[18:19] Speaker 3: that out there. This is a trend I don't want
[18:20] Speaker 3: to be a part of, but I am glad that
[18:22] Speaker 3: the two of them got together over it.
[18:24] Speaker 2: I hope we get an update.
[18:26] Speaker 1: Either of her babysitting job or the date they go on.
[18:29] Speaker 1: I'm not sure which.
[18:30] Speaker 3: You want an update on how her babysitting job went?
[18:33] Speaker 1: Well, I want to know if that's what she ends
[18:34] Speaker 1: up doing for him or if they actually fall in
[18:37] Speaker 1: love or something.
[18:38] Speaker 3: You can send that directly to Brooke's Instagram at BrookeFoxFox.
[18:41] Speaker 2: People will want that.
[18:42] Speaker 3: We'll see. But if you want to listen to any
[18:45] Speaker 3: of our Awkward Tuesday phone calls, they're up online wherever
[18:47] Speaker 3: you find your podcasts. Just search Brooke and Jeffrey in
[18:49] Speaker 3: the morning.

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