# Awkward Tuesday Phone Call: No No No Show

An episode of [Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1252638476), 20 Oct 2026, 19 min.

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Two weeks after tying the knot, Katherine wants an apology from one of her unruly family members for the way he acted at her wedding. Its your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Here we go. We got a brand new episode for you.
[0:02] Speaker 2: Thank you so much for finding the Brooke and Jeffrey
[0:03] Speaker 2: official second date podcast. And if you're not up on
[0:07] Speaker 2: our official YouTube page at Brooke and Jeffrey.
[0:09] Speaker 1: Shame on you. Well, wow. That seemed harsh, Alexis. I
[0:14] Speaker 1: hope you feel bad. No, I was just going to
[0:17] Speaker 1: say that there's a new in studio up today. Oh, yeah,
[0:19] Speaker 1: that too. And that's where we record one of.
[0:22] Speaker 2: These episodes on video and you can actually watch it.
[0:24] Speaker 2: And today is Awkward Tuesday.
[0:26] Speaker 3: Yes.
[0:26] Speaker 1: Over there. YouTube again, at Brooke and Jeffrey.
[0:29] Speaker 2: But before we get to today's brand new episode, what
[0:31] Speaker 2: do we got in comments?
[0:32] Speaker 4: Yeah, KKlovesflowers said, I've been obsessively playing the last several
[0:37] Speaker 4: years of shows in their entirety as I have cruised.
[0:39] Speaker 1: The Caribbean and Alaska.
[0:41] Speaker 4: This has been my literal obsession for more than a
[0:43] Speaker 4: month now, as I immersed myself and looked like a
[0:46] Speaker 4: laughing fool on.
[0:47] Speaker 1: Each of the ships.
[0:48] Speaker 4: I was in the elevators and the restaurants by myself,
[0:50] Speaker 4: eating and walking, and I would just burst out in laughter.
[0:53] Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
[0:54] Speaker 6: Or they're like, we found the girl who snuck edibles
[0:56] Speaker 6: onto this shit.
[0:56] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[0:57] Speaker 8: You're always laughing, dude.
[0:58] Speaker 1: That's right. That's right. Well, however we get you laughing,
[1:01] Speaker 1: we'll take it, all right?
[1:02] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[1:03] Speaker 1: As long as you're of legal age.
[1:04] Speaker 3: Yes.
[1:05] Speaker 7: Okay.
[1:05] Speaker 1: Here we go. Your brand new episode starts right now.
[1:08] Speaker 5: The hardest part of getting married isn't the nerves or
[1:12] Speaker 5: arranging the centerpieces.
[1:13] Speaker 3: No.
[1:14] Speaker 5: Or getting your ring bearer dog to stop humping the officiant.
[1:18] Speaker 1: That's the highlight of the wedding, though.
[1:21] Speaker 5: The hard part is containing your unruly family so they
[1:25] Speaker 5: don't ruin everything. Oh, my gosh. And unfortunately for one
[1:29] Speaker 5: of our listeners, she couldn't quite do that.
[1:32] Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
[1:32] Speaker 5: And now two weeks after she's tied the knot, Instead
[1:35] Speaker 5: of getting an apology from that family member, all he's
[1:39] Speaker 5: saying is he doesn't really want to talk about it.
[1:42] Speaker 3: Oh. What?
[1:43] Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
[1:44] Speaker 5: That's convenient.
[1:45] Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
[1:45] Speaker 5: And that's why she needs our help to get the
[1:47] Speaker 5: truth out of him about what really happened that night
[1:50] Speaker 5: before it causes any more family drama in a brand
[1:54] Speaker 5: new Awkward Tuesday phone call.
[1:56] Speaker 3: Next.
[1:56] Speaker 5: It's awkward.
[1:58] Speaker 4: It's Tuesday.
[2:00] Speaker 5: It's Awkward Tuesday phone call. Is there anything better than
[2:05] Speaker 5: having a cool, handsome brother? I imagine that's what my
[2:10] Speaker 5: sister must think about me all the time.
[2:12] Speaker 1: Okay, both of you say that. We both have sisters.
[2:14] Speaker 4: Who calls their brothers handsome?
[2:15] Speaker 5: My sister has said I look handsome. I tell her
[2:19] Speaker 5: she looks.
[2:19] Speaker 7: Pretty in that outfit.
[2:20] Speaker 5: What's not to like about brothers? We teach you how
[2:24] Speaker 5: to share by stealing your stuff. We build your immune
[2:27] Speaker 5: system by sneezing right in your face. And we're great
[2:32] Speaker 5: at keeping secrets because we weren't fully listening to whatever
[2:35] Speaker 5: you were telling us anyway.
[2:36] Speaker 3: Wow.
[2:37] Speaker 5: So no way we could spill it.
[2:39] Speaker 1: Sorry, Maria. That's all right.
[2:40] Speaker 6: I don't listen.
[2:41] Speaker 5: One of our listeners, Catherine, is apparently not so thrilled
[2:44] Speaker 5: with her brother.
[2:45] Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
[2:46] Speaker 5: And she needs our help today. So, Catherine, welcome to
[2:49] Speaker 5: the show.
[2:50] Speaker 7: Hi, love your show.
[2:51] Speaker 1: Oh, you know how to butter us up.
[2:56] Speaker 5: Just like my sister does.
[2:58] Speaker 1: Painter compliments.
[3:03] Speaker 5: You remind me of my sister. All right, let's put
[3:07] Speaker 5: the butter dish aside and tell us what's going on
[3:09] Speaker 5: with you and your brother. Wouldn't you email the show?
[3:12] Speaker 7: So I am absolutely furious with my brother, Warren.
[3:17] Speaker 2: And you've entered adulthood, which means you can't just pin
[3:19] Speaker 2: him down to the floor and dangle a loogie in
[3:24] Speaker 2: front of his face.
[3:24] Speaker 4: Is he younger or older brother?
[3:25] Speaker 7: He's younger, but only by two years. It's not a
[3:30] Speaker 7: huge difference.
[3:31] Speaker 1: I hear you say that he's acting like a child
[3:33] Speaker 1: in the tone of your voice.
[3:35] Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I gotta hear it too now. I'm
[3:38] Speaker 5: willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, though,
[3:40] Speaker 5: before we learn about him. Right now, I'm Team Warren,
[3:43] Speaker 5: knowing nothing.
[3:43] Speaker 4: The one who said she loves our show, you're not
[3:45] Speaker 4: going to choose her team?
[3:46] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[3:47] Speaker 5: Bro code for right now, but let's hear about him.
[3:49] Speaker 5: What's your brother's deal?
[3:51] Speaker 7: Okay, so, like, our whole lives, he's just been, like,
[3:53] Speaker 7: completely unreliable and, like, not trustworthy.
[3:56] Speaker 3: Okay.
[3:58] Speaker 7: Never know what to expect with him. And this was
[4:01] Speaker 7: exactly one of those situations. But this one was kind
[4:03] Speaker 7: of major.
[4:03] Speaker 3: Okay.
[4:04] Speaker 6: As someone with ADD, I'm very flaky and it's hard
[4:08] Speaker 6: for me to pay attention.
[4:09] Speaker 1: Or finish my.
[4:10] Speaker 6: What was I going to say?
[4:11] Speaker 5: Cakes, yes. Cakes, thank you.
[4:13] Speaker 2: I was going to say as a mother, and now
[4:14] Speaker 2: we say something nice about him before we proceed.
[4:17] Speaker 5: Okay, yeah. That's nice. Well, what's a good quality about Warren?
[4:20] Speaker 3: I mean....
[4:24] Speaker 7: Like Kanye said, like he's super good looking, I guess.
[4:27] Speaker 7: So my friends are always like.
[4:28] Speaker 5: Oh, what's up with your brother?
[4:30] Speaker 1: I knew it. Okay. That must be so annoying, isn't it?
[4:33] Speaker 5: Okay.
[4:34] Speaker 7: It's annoying because like I said, he's, he's not reliable.
[4:37] Speaker 7: He always forgets my birthday. He has since we were
[4:40] Speaker 7: kids and like forgets like when we have dinners or,
[4:43] Speaker 7: you know, coffee meetups or whatever.
[4:46] Speaker 5: Not, not the sharpest. So tell us what did your
[4:48] Speaker 5: hot brother do this time that sets you off?
[4:51] Speaker 7: Okay, well, two weeks ago, I got married. Oh, congratulations.
[4:56] Speaker 5: Oh, yes, congrats.
[4:57] Speaker 7: Thank you.
[4:58] Speaker 1: Well, I'm worried about what comes next.
[5:00] Speaker 5: Oh, sorry, sorry, I get too excited.
[5:01] Speaker 1: Because her voice just keeps getting higher and higher.
[5:04] Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, okay.
[5:05] Speaker 7: Well, because it's upsetting to talk about and, like, it
[5:08] Speaker 7: riles me up. Okay, sorry.
[5:10] Speaker 1: Wait, what happened?
[5:10] Speaker 8: What happened?
[5:11] Speaker 1: Okay.
[5:12] Speaker 7: Like it's the biggest day of my life, you know?
[5:14] Speaker 7: And I reminded him about it. He got the invitation.
[5:17] Speaker 7: I mean, he knew about it. I know he knew
[5:19] Speaker 7: about it. He told me he booked a flight. He
[5:21] Speaker 7: told me he booked a hotel room. He assured me
[5:24] Speaker 7: everything was set and ready.
[5:25] Speaker 6: Okay.
[5:27] Speaker 7: He, he no showed my wedding.
[5:31] Speaker 5: Oh my God.
[5:32] Speaker 1: That makes me want to cry for you.
[5:36] Speaker 6: He doesn't come at all.
[5:37] Speaker 7: No, and he was one of the best men for
[5:40] Speaker 7: my husband. Oh, no.
[5:42] Speaker 3: So, like, it.
[5:45] Speaker 7: Messed everything up. It messed the count off on the food.
[5:48] Speaker 7: He wasn't there. He was supposed to give a speech.
[5:50] Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
[5:51] Speaker 6: That's crazy. Like, your own sister and you guys have
[5:54] Speaker 6: a good relationship.
[5:56] Speaker 7: We're the only two siblings. I don't have other siblings. Like,
[6:00] Speaker 7: it's me and him.
[6:01] Speaker 6: I'm sorry that happened.
[6:02] Speaker 1: What did your parents do?
[6:04] Speaker 7: I mean, exactly what, you know, great parents do. They were, like,
[6:08] Speaker 7: cheery the whole time and making the show go on.
[6:11] Speaker 7: And they were amazing.
[6:12] Speaker 5: That's obviously devastating to not have your brother there on
[6:15] Speaker 5: the biggest day of your life.
[6:16] Speaker 1: He better have done things to apologize.
[6:20] Speaker 5: Especially for not being in the photos because he's so handsome.
[6:23] Speaker 5: Now all the photos have to suffer for it, too.
[6:25] Speaker 6: Yeah, it brought down a whole grain of ugliness.
[6:27] Speaker 5: I mean, at any point, were you able to get
[6:29] Speaker 5: a hold of him, like, after the wedding? Even, like,
[6:31] Speaker 5: a text?
[6:32] Speaker 7: So I actually got a text from him that just said,
[6:37] Speaker 7: my bad.
[6:38] Speaker 1: Oh, hold on.
[6:40] Speaker 5: Was there like a really sincere emoji afterwards, like a
[6:43] Speaker 5: teary-faced one?
[6:44] Speaker 3: That is bad.
[6:45] Speaker 1: Or a broken heart?
[6:47] Speaker 7: No, it literally said, my bad, in a period.
[6:50] Speaker 3: Wow.
[6:51] Speaker 1: Oh, I am furious for you.
[6:53] Speaker 7: I've called him multiple times and he's ignoring me. He's
[6:56] Speaker 7: hitting ignore. I did talk to him super briefly and
[7:00] Speaker 7: he said that he didn't want to talk about it.
[7:02] Speaker 7: He would explain one day and I still have nothing.
[7:05] Speaker 1: One day?
[7:07] Speaker 2: Dude, there's not going to be one day if he
[7:09] Speaker 2: doesn't show up right now.
[7:11] Speaker 1: What do you mean? She's going to kill him?
[7:13] Speaker 2: No, but this is when you, like, This type of
[7:15] Speaker 2: stuff ruins relationships, and he's doing nothing to repair it.
[7:19] Speaker 5: Yeah.
[7:19] Speaker 3: Right.
[7:20] Speaker 8: Okay.
[7:20] Speaker 1: Ooh, I'm mad.
[7:21] Speaker 5: But the good news is he's never going to expect
[7:24] Speaker 5: a call from our phone number.
[7:26] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[7:26] Speaker 7: Yeah, but, like, when we talk to him, I don't
[7:29] Speaker 7: exactly know, like, how do we get him to, like,
[7:31] Speaker 7: open up and talk and tell me what's up?
[7:34] Speaker 5: Oh, that's our job. You leave that to us, Catherine.
[7:37] Speaker 5: We'll get that sexy boy getting his mouth open and
[7:40] Speaker 5: getting all sorts of explanations.
[7:41] Speaker 7: Out of there.
[7:42] Speaker 6: Let's reword that next time.
[7:44] Speaker 5: I mean your brother.
[7:45] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[7:47] Speaker 7: Don't worry.
[7:47] Speaker 1: He would have said that about his sister, too.
[7:49] Speaker 3: All of it.
[7:50] Speaker 5: We're going to get you the answers that you deserve.
[7:52] Speaker 5: Find out why your brother callously no-showed your wedding day.
[7:57] Speaker 5: But he said my dad. We'll at least give him
[8:00] Speaker 5: credit for that. But then we'll find out why with
[8:03] Speaker 5: your Awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. Hold on.
[8:07] Speaker 5: It's Awkward.
[8:08] Speaker 2: It's Tuesday.
[8:10] Speaker 5: It's Awkward Tuesday phone call. When your brother doesn't show
[8:15] Speaker 5: up to your wedding day.
[8:17] Speaker 7: Wow.
[8:18] Speaker 5: I don't care how hot he is. There is no
[8:20] Speaker 5: excuse for it.
[8:22] Speaker 2: You were really concentrating on the wrong detail about her brother.
[8:25] Speaker 5: Well, she said it. But, I mean, it would be
[8:27] Speaker 5: nice if he did have an excuse or said something
[8:30] Speaker 5: about for why he didn't show up to the wedding day.
[8:33] Speaker 5: Because our listener, Catherine, has got zero explanation from her bro.
[8:37] Speaker 5: I mean, she was even reminding him leading up to it,
[8:40] Speaker 5: and still, he didn't have the decency to make an
[8:43] Speaker 5: appearance whatsoever.
[8:44] Speaker 2: He ensured her that he had the hotel on the
[8:46] Speaker 2: flight booked, that he was so excited.
[8:49] Speaker 1: He was in the wedding party for gosh sakes.
[8:51] Speaker 8: Oh, man.
[8:52] Speaker 1: Like, I am so mad at this guy.
[8:54] Speaker 5: We all are, and that's why Catherine's come to us
[8:56] Speaker 5: seeking advice on how to get her brother to finally
[8:59] Speaker 5: open up and tell her the reason why. Why he
[9:02] Speaker 5: did that to her on the biggest day of her life. So, Brooke,
[9:05] Speaker 5: what's your advice for Catherine?
[9:06] Speaker 1: Okay, listen.
[9:07] Speaker 2: I know you know something about your brother that your
[9:09] Speaker 2: parents don't know. That he would be mortified if your
[9:12] Speaker 2: mom and dad found out. And we're going old school, sibling.
[9:16] Speaker 2: You're blackmailing him. As soon as he's on the phone,
[9:19] Speaker 2: you're saying, listen, if you don't tell me what went wrong,
[9:22] Speaker 2: why you didn't show up, I'm going to tell mom
[9:24] Speaker 2: and dad this.
[9:25] Speaker 5: Catherine, are you willing to go full tattletale on mommy
[9:28] Speaker 5: and daddy?
[9:28] Speaker 8: Yep.
[9:29] Speaker 7: You know, I didn't think of that and I kind
[9:31] Speaker 7: of like it. Okay.
[9:33] Speaker 5: A lot of guys do fear whatever they're, especially their
[9:36] Speaker 5: mom thinks of them. So definitely something you could use. Jose,
[9:40] Speaker 5: what's your advice?
[9:40] Speaker 6: Well, it sounds like he's a pretty immature guy. And
[9:43] Speaker 6: I know immature guys very well.
[9:45] Speaker 8: Nice.
[9:45] Speaker 5: You've got to lap that heart, bro.
[9:48] Speaker 8: Oh, sorry.
[9:48] Speaker 1: Sorry, I meant, what do you mean?
[9:50] Speaker 6: Thank you. So if you want to know why, you
[9:52] Speaker 6: give him a classic brother-sister pinky promise and tell him,
[9:56] Speaker 6: if you're honest with me, I will buy you that
[9:59] Speaker 6: video game.
[10:00] Speaker 5: That you have been wanting.
[10:02] Speaker 3: Oh.
[10:02] Speaker 6: What? That will work. I'm telling you.
[10:04] Speaker 5: Is he still into video games, Catherine?
[10:06] Speaker 1: Is he eight years old?
[10:07] Speaker 5: Hey, you ought to be eight to be into video games, bro.
[10:10] Speaker 6: Follow my stream.
[10:13] Speaker 7: I don't know if you like video games, so maybe.
[10:16] Speaker 8: Oh, no.
[10:17] Speaker 5: I was kind of betting on that. Alright, we're not
[10:19] Speaker 5: above tattling, bribing, or blackmail.
[10:22] Speaker 4: I think we encourage it.
[10:23] Speaker 5: Yeah, this is all brothers and sisters.
[10:24] Speaker 1: That's how you deal with siblings.
[10:26] Speaker 5: That's why you came to our show, Catherine. So good luck.
[10:29] Speaker 5: That's your advice. We're going to dial your brother's phone
[10:31] Speaker 5: number and step away and let you make your awkward
[10:33] Speaker 5: Tuesday phone call. And I pray he has a good
[10:36] Speaker 5: excuse for why he didn't show up to your wedding.
[10:38] Speaker 7: I mean, I'll be surprised if he even answers the phone.
[10:41] Speaker 5: Okay. Oh, that's right.
[10:42] Speaker 1: Oh, he'll answer. He won't know the number. He'll think
[10:44] Speaker 1: it's some hot chick calling him.
[10:48] Speaker 5: Or GameStop.
[10:49] Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
[10:49] Speaker 5: Let's find out. I'm going to dial it right now.
[10:51] Speaker 8: Here we go. Hello.
[10:52] Speaker 3: Oh.
[11:07] Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
[11:09] Speaker 5: Warren, it's me.
[11:10] Speaker 8: Hello?
[11:11] Speaker 3: Yep. Wait, I didn't have a call.
[11:15] Speaker 8: Did you call me from a different number?
[11:16] Speaker 7: Yeah, I did, actually, because you're not answering my call,
[11:21] Speaker 7: and I want to know what's going on, and it's
[11:22] Speaker 7: been really hard to get in touch with you, so that's.
[11:25] Speaker 3: What I had to do. Why did you call me
[11:26] Speaker 3: from a different... Have you been, like, screening me, then?
[11:31] Speaker 8: No, no.
[11:36] Speaker 3: Listen, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. I'm sorry.
[11:40] Speaker 3: I really am sorry. I love you.
[11:42] Speaker 7: Okay, so you have been screaming me then, and you
[11:43] Speaker 7: know exactly why I'm calling. Wow, you went right to it. Okay,
[11:47] Speaker 7: so talk.
[11:48] Speaker 3: Okay, because it's obvious.
[11:50] Speaker 8: It's obvious why you're calling, and I love you a lot. Listen,
[11:52] Speaker 8: I'm not trying to flake on you. You wouldn't believe
[11:55] Speaker 8: me if I told you why, okay?
[11:57] Speaker 3: I'm sorry about the wedding.
[11:58] Speaker 8: I really am.
[11:58] Speaker 7: Warren, I love you. for two freaking weeks i mean
[12:02] Speaker 7: you missed my wedding for god's sakes like i've been
[12:03] Speaker 7: worried about you i've been upset about you like mom
[12:06] Speaker 7: and dad aren't telling you what's going on like you
[12:09] Speaker 7: have to be the one to tell me so what's
[12:11] Speaker 7: up dude all.
[12:13] Speaker 3: Right all right can i explain you're not gonna believe
[12:19] Speaker 3: it i was on the flight i.
[12:22] Speaker 8: Was on my way no you weren't come on now
[12:25] Speaker 8: yes i was yes i was I'm not lying.
[12:28] Speaker 3: How did you not make it to the wedding?
[12:30] Speaker 8: This is, you're not going to believe me if I
[12:33] Speaker 8: tell you, but all right.
[12:35] Speaker 3: So I was on the flight and you know, looking out,
[12:38] Speaker 3: I got window seat. Thank God. You know, I was chilling,
[12:41] Speaker 3: watching the clouds on the way up.
[12:43] Speaker 8: And then Warren, all right, guys sit next to me
[12:49] Speaker 8: and we're just chopping it up.
[12:50] Speaker 3: Dude, he seems a cool guy. He got a stash
[12:52] Speaker 3: and you know, he has a, he's a Creed t-shirt.
[12:55] Speaker 3: I'm just talking to him. I'm like, yo, Creed, right?
[12:58] Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah. And then we just hit it off. Dude,
[13:00] Speaker 3: he's got sick. Dude, he's about to hop on GTA
[13:03] Speaker 3: 6 too. He's taking work off too. It's going to
[13:04] Speaker 3: be amazing. We might play together. But, you know, we're talking.
[13:08] Speaker 3: And then I just got a craving. I had my
[13:10] Speaker 3: vape in my pocket. TSA didn't take it. So I was,
[13:13] Speaker 3: I'd asked him, you know, I was like, yo, I'm
[13:16] Speaker 3: going to go rip that in the bathroom. Can you
[13:18] Speaker 3: just like cover for me, you know?
[13:21] Speaker 8: And, you know, the smile on his face just kind
[13:24] Speaker 8: of drops. And I'm like, what's going on, man? Like,
[13:26] Speaker 8: he's not chill. And he's like, dude, I love you,
[13:29] Speaker 8: but I got to put you under arrest now.
[13:31] Speaker 3: What? And I'm like, what the fuck? What? And then
[13:35] Speaker 3: he shows me his wallet and he's an air marshal.
[13:39] Speaker 7: What?
[13:40] Speaker 3: No. Yeah, can you fucking believe that? He was a
[13:42] Speaker 3: total narc the whole time.
[13:44] Speaker 8: Oh, my God. The twinkle in his eye.
[13:51] Speaker 5: He's on a roll.
[13:52] Speaker 1: I don't know why the stash was important.
[13:54] Speaker 5: Or the windows. Warren, can you hear us, man?
[13:59] Speaker 6: Hello?
[14:00] Speaker 8: Wait, what the f * * *?
[14:01] Speaker 3: Who are you people?
[14:05] Speaker 5: You're on a radio show right now called Brooke and
[14:07] Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning.
[14:08] Speaker 2: Don't worry, we're no authorities on anything.
[14:10] Speaker 3: That's what the last guy said. That's what the last
[14:14] Speaker 3: guy said.
[14:15] Speaker 7: This is the only way I can get you to
[14:17] Speaker 7: answer the freaking phone.
[14:18] Speaker 5: Yeah, so your sister Catherine reached out to us, Warren,
[14:21] Speaker 5: because she was really upset by you not showing up
[14:24] Speaker 5: to her wedding two weeks ago and hasn't had any
[14:26] Speaker 5: excuse or reason or explanation for it.
[14:29] Speaker 1: You got arrested for vaping on a plane?
[14:31] Speaker 3: It wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault.
[14:34] Speaker 5: Whose fault was it?
[14:36] Speaker 1: There's no other fault.
[14:37] Speaker 4: That's such a lame way to get arrested.
[14:39] Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
[14:39] Speaker 1: You didn't have.
[14:40] Speaker 2: Anybody that you could call for bail even to make
[14:42] Speaker 2: the wedding on time?
[14:43] Speaker 8: Dude, I was stuck in airport jail for like 24 hours.
[14:46] Speaker 3: They took my phone. I couldn't do shit.
[14:49] Speaker 7: Warren, this sounds completely made up.
[14:51] Speaker 3: This is ridiculous. I told you.
[14:54] Speaker 5: I told you.
[14:56] Speaker 1: You know what, Catherine?
[14:57] Speaker 2: From an outsider's perspective, this sounds just right to me.
[15:01] Speaker 5: It does sound like a crazy story, but the amount
[15:03] Speaker 5: of specific details in it with the Creed shirt and
[15:07] Speaker 5: the window seat.
[15:07] Speaker 1: That makes it sketchier, Jeff, actually. It tells you why.
[15:10] Speaker 1: One of the awesomest.
[15:12] Speaker 5: I'm sorry, guys.
[15:13] Speaker 8: This has been eating me alive. I've been so, I'm guilty.
[15:15] Speaker 8: Can I just like, is there anything I can do, Catherine,
[15:18] Speaker 8: to make it up to you? I'm sorry it took
[15:19] Speaker 8: me being put on the spot by a bunch of
[15:21] Speaker 8: like three radio.
[15:22] Speaker 3: D * * * heads, but.
[15:23] Speaker 1: You didn't get that label, Alexis. Congratulations.
[15:26] Speaker 3: I really love you and you're the most important person
[15:28] Speaker 3: in my life. Can I just make it up to you?
[15:31] Speaker 7: And it took me calling a radio show for you
[15:34] Speaker 7: to finally talk to me?
[15:37] Speaker 3: What's up with that? You called the radio show. Whatever.
[15:42] Speaker 3: You get what I'm saying.
[15:44] Speaker 1: What was your plan? When were you going to tell her?
[15:46] Speaker 3: Dude, I was embarrassed. I can't fly for three years.
[15:49] Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do?
[15:50] Speaker 5: That's a good He held the story from you out
[15:54] Speaker 5: of just pure shame and guilt, it sounds like, Catherine.
[15:58] Speaker 5: I know that's probably not the story you wanted to hear.
[16:00] Speaker 5: I don't know what you expected, but like he said,
[16:03] Speaker 5: is there anything that he could do to get back
[16:05] Speaker 5: in your good graces? He sounds very apologetic.
[16:07] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[16:08] Speaker 7: I mean, maybe you can actually come visit me now
[16:11] Speaker 7: and like, you know, make good on it. We can
[16:13] Speaker 7: hang out.
[16:13] Speaker 5: Yes.
[16:14] Speaker 3: We didn't get to. I would love that. But I mean,
[16:16] Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go like train or something. I can't,
[16:18] Speaker 3: you know. Okay.
[16:19] Speaker 7: Wow.
[16:23] Speaker 5: Okay.
[16:23] Speaker 7: Okay, we'll work on that later. I'm just glad I
[16:26] Speaker 7: got an answer finally.
[16:27] Speaker 3: I would love to see you.
[16:29] Speaker 1: That's actually really sweet.
[16:30] Speaker 6: Come on, there's still love there, guys.
[16:33] Speaker 1: Warren, you're such an idiot.
[16:34] Speaker 5: Dude, you just.
[16:37] Speaker 1: Need to tell her right away. I mean, the two
[16:40] Speaker 1: weeks made it so much worse.
[16:42] Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
[16:43] Speaker 8: I thought it was going to be in the papers
[16:45] Speaker 8: or something.
[16:46] Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
[16:47] Speaker 2: No, he's like, because my mugshot was so hot.
[16:52] Speaker 5: We did hear that about you, but it sounds like
[16:54] Speaker 5: you two have at least some resolution and we're moving forward.
[16:57] Speaker 5: Let's get you two together. Move on with your brother
[17:01] Speaker 5: and sister love.
[17:02] Speaker 8: Do we have any.
[17:02] Speaker 6: Greyhound gift certificates?
[17:04] Speaker 4: Oh, and now you have more blackmail on your brother
[17:06] Speaker 4: for the future.
[17:09] Speaker 6: You're right.
[17:10] Speaker 3: All right.
[17:12] Speaker 5: Well, whatever just happened, I just want to say congratulations
[17:15] Speaker 5: on a successful Awkward Tuesday. Yeah, we brought a family
[17:18] Speaker 5: back together.
[17:19] Speaker 1: I can't wait until she tells her new husband what happened.
[17:21] Speaker 5: Hopefully while Creed is playing in the background.
[17:25] Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
[17:28] Speaker 5: We're getting a lot of texts in from guys at
[17:30] Speaker 5: 78592 saying.
[17:32] Speaker 5: It actually isn't his fault.
[17:34] Speaker 1: It is his fault.
[17:35] Speaker 5: Plus, they would totally play GTA 6.
[17:38] Speaker 1: He can't just go a flight without vaping? Is it
[17:41] Speaker 1: really that hard?
[17:42] Speaker 6: That's actually the truth.
[17:43] Speaker 5: It's not the flight. It's being with a cool bro.
[17:46] Speaker 6: Of an air marshal.
[17:47] Speaker 5: But yeah, he didn't know. He didn't know that.
[17:49] Speaker 1: I'm glad he had a legit excuse.
[17:50] Speaker 4: There was a minute I thought he was going to
[17:51] Speaker 4: say he met a hot flight attendant that he left with.
[17:54] Speaker 1: When he said jail, I was like, you know.
[17:56] Speaker 6: I don't know if everyone believes the story still, so
[17:58] Speaker 6: that could still be true.
[18:00] Speaker 1: Oh, I guarantee he's going to show his mugshot off.
[18:02] Speaker 5: You know what I mean? But hey, I think bottom line, yes,
[18:05] Speaker 5: she was right to want to know the truth. But guys,
[18:09] Speaker 5: Warren actually seems pretty chilled.
[18:11] Speaker 1: Do you want to hang out with him?
[18:12] Speaker 5: I mean, Jose and I would definitely hang out with him.
[18:15] Speaker 5: Alexis would at least drink with him. And Brooke would
[18:18] Speaker 5: be absolutely annoyed, but you'd be entertained. You can't deny that.
[18:22] Speaker 1: No, he sounds like a guy you want to hang
[18:23] Speaker 1: out with, but not someone you want to deal with
[18:25] Speaker 1: as your brother.
[18:26] Speaker 5: Or deal with, yeah.
[18:27] Speaker 1: Like, I feel for her.
[18:28] Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what? If you want to hang
[18:30] Speaker 5: out with us just for a little bit while we
[18:32] Speaker 5: try to help resolve your personal problems, email the show.
[18:35] Speaker 5: We'll give you advice and let you make an awkward
[18:37] Speaker 5: call right here on the air. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
[18:40] Speaker 5: in the morning.

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