# Reverse Trick or Treating

An episode of [Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1252638476), 29 Oct 2026, 17 min.

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It has a 0% success rate but that’s not gonna stop us! We sent Ashton out for REVERSE TRICK OR TREATING to see if someone will let him into their home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: I feel like this is our Halloween trick. It's Brooke
[0:02] Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. And you have found the
[0:04] Speaker 1: Second Date Update podcast. But you have found something very special.
[0:08] Speaker 1: It's going to be a little different today.
[0:10] Speaker 2: Ashton, explain to everyone what your plan was before you
[0:14] Speaker 2: left our studio today.
[0:16] Speaker 3: Well, my plan was to convince some random folks that
[0:20] Speaker 3: live in a neighborhood to let me into their house
[0:23] Speaker 3: so they can trick-or-treat at their own house.
[0:25] Speaker 1: Right.
[0:25] Speaker 2: Because you would go in and shut the door, and
[0:28] Speaker 2: then they would step outside and then ring their own doorbell.
[0:30] Speaker 1: Correct. Yes, and you went with a bucket of candy.
[0:33] Speaker 3: A bucket of candy and my own papa.
[0:36] Speaker 1: Okay. And some more surprises. I'm not going to ruin
[0:39] Speaker 1: it all because we're going to hear the whole thing. Yeah,
[0:41] Speaker 1: and this has been done twice in the past. This
[0:42] Speaker 1: is year three of Ashton, but maybe your first time
[0:45] Speaker 1: hearing it. Okay, yes.
[0:46] Speaker 2: So not quite dating today, but definitely reverse trick-or-treating.
[0:50] Speaker 1: Maybe your new holiday tradition.
[0:52] Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe after you hear this, you'll want to date me.
[0:54] Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Yay, text in. Plug it in.
[0:58] Speaker 2: I love it.
[0:58] Speaker 1: I love it. Let us know in the comments if
[1:02] Speaker 1: Ashton's your type. Especially after you go see the photo
[1:04] Speaker 1: on Insta. Absolutely. Go to that, Africa Jeffrey. All right,
[1:09] Speaker 1: and enjoy the new episode. It's a very strange.
[1:11] Speaker 5: One right now.
[1:14] Speaker 6: Random children are going to be showing up to your homes,
[1:16] Speaker 6: ringing your doorbell, asking you for free treats.
[1:20] Speaker 1: Yay!
[1:21] Speaker 4: Now, that's expected.
[1:23] Speaker 6: But what do you do if a random red-headed man
[1:25] Speaker 6: shows up to your residence in the middle of the
[1:27] Speaker 6: day asking to be let inside of your house and
[1:31] Speaker 6: give you candy?
[1:33] Speaker 1: Okay, what?
[1:34] Speaker 4: We don't have to wonder what's going to happen anymore.
[1:37] Speaker 4: Are we doing it?
[1:38] Speaker 6: We're about to find out how people respond to another
[1:41] Speaker 6: edition of Reverse Trick-or-Treating.
[1:44] Speaker 4: We're bringing it back one more time. It's coming up next.
[1:50] Speaker 6: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and they say
[1:53] Speaker 6: the definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over
[1:56] Speaker 6: and over while expecting different results.
[1:58] Speaker 1: Yeah. We're so dumb on this show.
[2:01] Speaker 6: We're downright moronic because after two years of complete and
[2:05] Speaker 6: utter failure, we're rolling it back for a third consecutive time.
[2:09] Speaker 6: The glorious return of reverse trick-or-treating with Ashton.
[2:14] Speaker 2: All right.
[2:15] Speaker 4: Yes, Ashton!
[2:16] Speaker 1: I love it!
[2:16] Speaker 6: If you've never heard this before, the week of Halloween,
[2:20] Speaker 6: we send our red-headed, hollow-boned, peach-fuzz-mustached orphan, Ashton, out into
[2:26] Speaker 6: a local neighborhood, and we have him on a mission.
[2:28] Speaker 6: to somehow convince a homeowner to swap places and let
[2:33] Speaker 6: Ashton into their house while they stand outside and ring
[2:37] Speaker 6: their own doorbell so they can relive the childhood joy
[2:41] Speaker 6: of trick-or-treating.
[2:42] Speaker 5: And I love it.
[2:43] Speaker 6: I love it.
[2:43] Speaker 1: Zero percent success rate, right?
[2:45] Speaker 6: Never once has he ever been let into a stranger's house.
[2:48] Speaker 1: And last year he brought his mom with him, didn't he?
[2:50] Speaker 6: That was the plan last year, hoping that it would
[2:53] Speaker 6: make it a little less creepy, because he is almost
[2:56] Speaker 6: 30 years old. But he is on site in a
[2:59] Speaker 6: residential area.
[3:00] Speaker 4: Let's punch him up. Ashton, are you there?
[3:02] Speaker 3: I am.
[3:03] Speaker 5: Hello, guys.
[3:04] Speaker 4: Ashton.
[3:05] Speaker 2: You sound like an excited little trick-or-treater out there.
[3:09] Speaker 6: You brave, foolish little boy. Are you dressed in costume,
[3:12] Speaker 6: or what are you wearing right now?
[3:14] Speaker 5: Yeah, so right now, I'm in a princess costume, actually.
[3:18] Speaker 5: I was hoping it would kind of disarm the home.
[3:20] Speaker 1: I love the visual, bro. What princess? Just a generic princess?
[3:25] Speaker 5: I would say I resemble probably Elsa the closest.
[3:28] Speaker 4: Oh, man. I was hoping for Princess Jasmine with the
[3:31] Speaker 4: midriff showing.
[3:32] Speaker 1: You got a wig on?
[3:33] Speaker 5: I do have a wig and a crown.
[3:35] Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
[3:36] Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
[3:37] Speaker 5: Okay.
[3:37] Speaker 1: Let it go. It's called a tiara princess.
[3:40] Speaker 5: Okay.
[3:40] Speaker 6: So make sure if you're listening to this, you go
[3:43] Speaker 6: to our social media to see pictures of Ashton out
[3:47] Speaker 6: in the world in his princess outfit.
[3:49] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
[3:50] Speaker 4: Asking to be let.
[3:50] Speaker 6: Into people's homes. So you went with your mom last year, Ashton.
[3:55] Speaker 6: What's your strategy this year?
[3:57] Speaker 5: Well, so this year I decided to switch it up
[3:58] Speaker 5: and I thought I would bring my dad with me instead. Oh, nice.
[4:02] Speaker 4: Two grown men. You suggested that.
[4:04] Speaker 5: Two men.
[4:05] Speaker 1: I'm going to say that is not the right strategy.
[4:08] Speaker 3: What?
[4:10] Speaker 1: The more females usually the better, but that's okay.
[4:13] Speaker 4: Why your dad?
[4:14] Speaker 5: Well, my dad is a very warm, compassionate, convincing guy.
[4:18] Speaker 5: He loves trick-or-treaters during Halloween normally, so I think this
[4:22] Speaker 5: is right up his alley.
[4:24] Speaker 2: We have heard your dad on the show, and he
[4:25] Speaker 2: does sound exactly like you.
[4:27] Speaker 4: Yeah, so this is really happening. You guys could say
[4:29] Speaker 4: it in unison, and we would have no idea.
[4:31] Speaker 6: That's true, but this is actually happening. It is horrible radio,
[4:35] Speaker 6: just really shamefully low IQ stuff, but we're doing it anyway. Ashton,
[4:39] Speaker 6: tell us what you're looking at right now. Describe the
[4:42] Speaker 6: scene in front of you.
[4:43] Speaker 5: So right now we are in a kind of an
[4:45] Speaker 5: upper suburban neighborhood, and right now we're standing in front
[4:47] Speaker 5: of a two-story house. They've got some Halloween decorations, but
[4:51] Speaker 5: here's the thing. They also have Christmas decorations up as well.
[4:55] Speaker 4: Oh, I like that.
[4:57] Speaker 2: That sounds like a type of family that I know
[4:59] Speaker 2: where you just don't take them down.
[5:00] Speaker 4: All year long.
[5:02] Speaker 3: All right.
[5:03] Speaker 4: Well, we do need to go quickly here, but why
[5:05] Speaker 4: did you choose that house?
[5:07] Speaker 5: Well, we chose this house because they have Halloween decorations,
[5:10] Speaker 5: which means that they're in the spooky season. But they
[5:12] Speaker 5: also have Christmas decorations, which means that they're giving nature.
[5:15] Speaker 4: I like that.
[5:17] Speaker 1: Okay. I like that. They're just a little weird. So
[5:20] Speaker 1: maybe it'll work.
[5:21] Speaker 6: At least there's some sort of strategy involved. So now
[5:24] Speaker 6: as you approach the door, I'm just curious, what percentage
[5:28] Speaker 6: of your dad is going to be involved in the
[5:30] Speaker 6: conversation to accomplish your goal?
[5:32] Speaker 4: Is he going to talk?
[5:33] Speaker 5: Well... Yeah, he's right here. Say hi, Dad. Hey, hello, everybody.
[5:37] Speaker 4: See, exactly the same. Almost, like, half an octave lower.
[5:41] Speaker 4: The dynamic duo. What's up, Dad?
[5:43] Speaker 1: How you doing, Mr. Ashton? He's like the Ned Flanders. Yeah.
[5:46] Speaker 1: He's so nice.
[5:47] Speaker 4: And are you going to go 50-50 on the conversation?
[5:50] Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll have him maybe, like, lead it first, and
[5:53] Speaker 5: I'll jump in.
[5:54] Speaker 4: Okay.
[5:54] Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to start. He's going to.
[5:56] Speaker 4: Introduce his adult son.
[5:57] Speaker 1: He's dressed like a princess. Dude, you may look like
[6:00] Speaker 1: you're a little, Okay.
[6:02] Speaker 3: All right.
[6:03] Speaker 1: Are we ready?
[6:04] Speaker 6: We're running out of time. I'm going to remind our listeners, though,
[6:06] Speaker 6: it's not a hoax. This isn't set up. It's happening live.
[6:09] Speaker 6: And this homeowner has no idea. Two grown men are
[6:12] Speaker 6: about to ask to enter their house.
[6:14] Speaker 4: All right.
[6:14] Speaker 5: We're walking up to the door right now. So my
[6:16] Speaker 5: dad is about to knock on the door.
[6:17] Speaker 1: Okay.
[6:19] Speaker 4: We're going to listen in.
[6:22] Speaker 5: All right. And the thing is, these people have been staring.
[6:25] Speaker 5: I wonder if these people have been staring at us
[6:26] Speaker 5: for a bit.
[6:27] Speaker 4: Oh, it looks like you've been casing the house.
[6:30] Speaker 5: Yeah. All right. You got a lady approaching the door
[6:33] Speaker 5: right now.
[6:34] Speaker 4: Here we go. Crunch time.
[6:36] Speaker 5: Yeah. You can kind of see through the door a
[6:38] Speaker 5: little bit.
[6:39] Speaker 4: Stop looking through the windows.
[6:42] Speaker 3: Hi.
[6:43] Speaker 5: Nobody's home at this place. I think she's just working.
[6:47] Speaker 4: Oh, she's cleaning the house.
[6:48] Speaker 5: It was just it was just the maid.
[6:51] Speaker 1: You're in a rich neighborhood. You say housekeeper now.
[6:55] Speaker 4: The help, okay.
[6:56] Speaker 1: Are you at Brooke's house?
[6:57] Speaker 4: What happened?
[6:58] Speaker 5: She just waved us away. Okay.
[7:00] Speaker 4: Did she wave you away?
[7:02] Speaker 3: Oh.
[7:02] Speaker 4: Because she's scared of you, Ashton. Oh, the princess outfit's
[7:05] Speaker 4: really scary. Okay, Ashton, turn and run. Run to the
[7:08] Speaker 4: next house.
[7:09] Speaker 5: Where we are.
[7:10] Speaker 1: Okay, good. Hold your dress up. Don't get that thing dirty.
[7:12] Speaker 5: Hold on. There's a couple of folks walking their dogs.
[7:14] Speaker 5: I'm going to ask them.
[7:16] Speaker 3: Hi, guys.
[7:16] Speaker 5: They don't have a house. I'm going to ask them
[7:20] Speaker 5: if they know of any houses in which this would work.
[7:23] Speaker 4: That's a good strategy.
[7:26] Speaker 2: Dude, he's Yelp reviewing the neighborhood.
[7:30] Speaker 6: If you're just joining us, we're doing something on the
[7:32] Speaker 6: show that's been a Halloween tradition for years now.
[7:35] Speaker 1: Yes, I love it.
[7:36] Speaker 6: Three unsuccessful years, I should say, for our technical director, Ashton.
[7:41] Speaker 6: called reverse trick-or-treating, and he's dressed up in a princess
[7:44] Speaker 6: costume with his dad right now.
[7:47] Speaker 1: I mean, bold choice.
[7:48] Speaker 4: Yeah, he's not even at a house.
[7:50] Speaker 6: He's in the middle of the road trying to convince
[7:52] Speaker 6: some randoms to grant him access to their homes.
[7:55] Speaker 4: At least I think that's what he's doing. Let's listen.
[7:57] Speaker 5: We're doing something called reverse trick-or-treating where he knocks on
[8:01] Speaker 5: their door, commits an offense to their house, and then
[8:04] Speaker 5: they get to relive their childhood of trick-or-treating, basically. Yeah,
[8:08] Speaker 5: so these are the hosts of the radio station right now.
[8:09] Speaker 5: Say hi to these nice dog walkers, guys.
[8:12] Speaker 4: We're not involved with this man.
[8:14] Speaker 5: We don't know him. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, great.
[8:20] Speaker 4: Now we're accomplices.
[8:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, why are you snitching?
[8:24] Speaker 5: Do you know of any houses around here where this
[8:26] Speaker 5: might work, where the folks are cool enough where they
[8:27] Speaker 5: would let us do this?
[8:28] Speaker 1: I don't.
[8:30] Speaker 4: Oh, okay. She doesn't know one person? She's like, we
[8:32] Speaker 4: wouldn't even help you, buddy.
[8:34] Speaker 3: Okay.
[8:34] Speaker 1: Okay.
[8:35] Speaker 4: Don't come to our house.
[8:36] Speaker 6: All right.
[8:36] Speaker 4: So, so far, it's not going perfect. Yeah. But there's
[8:40] Speaker 4: still more time.
[8:41] Speaker 5: Great radio.
[8:42] Speaker 1: It's the first time he's really seen people, which is good.
[8:44] Speaker 4: Yeah. And a dog. You got to pet a dog.
[8:46] Speaker 6: Having a conversation is a win. So it is reverse
[8:49] Speaker 6: trick-or-treating with Ashton. He is like, kind of like Rudy,
[8:52] Speaker 6: but just not as chunky. Trying to fight to get
[8:55] Speaker 6: inside the door to.
[8:56] Speaker 4: Claim his moment of glory.
[8:57] Speaker 1: That's right. Same color hair and everything.
[8:59] Speaker 4: Trail Rudy.
[9:00] Speaker 6: We're going to take a quick break and see if
[9:02] Speaker 6: Ashton can accomplish the impossible.
[9:04] Speaker 1: Let's do it.
[9:05] Speaker 6: When we do more reverse trick-or-treating coming up right after this.
[9:09] Speaker 4: Text us your address. We'll send them to your house.
[9:13] Speaker 6: It is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning in the
[9:15] Speaker 6: third year of us doing reverse trick-or-treating with Ashton, where
[9:20] Speaker 6: he tries to convince a random homeowner to let him
[9:23] Speaker 6: inside while they step out so they ring the doorbell
[9:26] Speaker 6: and can trick-or-treat at their own house. And this year,
[9:30] Speaker 6: he's decided to bring his dad along for the journey,
[9:33] Speaker 6: hoping it'll help persuade them to let two grown men inside.
[9:37] Speaker 1: That is not a good look.
[9:39] Speaker 6: Even though he's an adult, he's like, I have an
[9:41] Speaker 6: adult with me.
[9:41] Speaker 5: Yes.
[9:42] Speaker 1: And to dress up as a princess.
[9:44] Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
[9:44] Speaker 4: All of it.
[9:45] Speaker 6: So far, it's been a wildly unsuccessful first three years
[9:49] Speaker 6: doing this tradition. Not a single person has said yes.
[9:53] Speaker 6: One housekeeper just shooed him away from the door. And
[9:56] Speaker 6: there was one point, I'm not even making this up,
[9:59] Speaker 6: where he almost... convinced a korean daycare to let him
[10:02] Speaker 6: in super close but still gotta know but now ashton
[10:07] Speaker 6: and his dad have moved on to a new house
[10:10] Speaker 6: a new opportunity so describe what you're seeing right now ashton.
[10:13] Speaker 5: Yeah, so right now, it looks like it's like a
[10:15] Speaker 5: one-story Rambler. They have a cemetery in front of their house.
[10:20] Speaker 4: They have jack-o'-lanterns.
[10:22] Speaker 5: But most importantly, they have a Subaru Outback parked out front,
[10:26] Speaker 5: which means they could be home.
[10:29] Speaker 1: They're home.
[10:30] Speaker 4: Are we endorsed by Subaru? It doesn't matter. Is this
[10:32] Speaker 4: a sponsored show?
[10:34] Speaker 1: Well, Subaru people, you know, you just figure they'll be
[10:36] Speaker 1: up for something.
[10:36] Speaker 5: Got it.
[10:37] Speaker 6: Or they junked it in the backyard. But either way,
[10:40] Speaker 6: I guess let's approach the door. And we're going to
[10:43] Speaker 6: stay quiet while you and your dad try to convince
[10:45] Speaker 6: this homeowner to let you inside.
[10:47] Speaker 3: Yes.
[10:48] Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
[10:50] Speaker 4: That is a fancy sound.
[10:51] Speaker 1: Did not hear that.
[10:51] Speaker 4: Is that a rain camera?
[10:52] Speaker 1: All right.
[10:52] Speaker 5: We rang the doorbell. Let's see. There's lights on inside.
[10:55] Speaker 5: So hopefully this is a good sign.
[10:56] Speaker 1: That is a good sign.
[10:57] Speaker 5: Okay.
[10:57] Speaker 4: Maybe you need to try aggressively banging.
[11:00] Speaker 1: Be patient. We've waited like five seconds, you guys.
[11:03] Speaker 5: Right. Give it a knock, dad.
[11:08] Speaker 6: That was a friendly knock.
[11:12] Speaker 1: That knock says I'm not an aggressive.
[11:15] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[11:15] Speaker 5: Oh, people got people coming. Okay.
[11:18] Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Here we go. This is our moment. Let's
[11:21] Speaker 4: do this.
[11:21] Speaker 1: Hi.
[11:21] Speaker 4: Fingers crossed.
[11:24] Speaker 5: My son asked me in the morning. You heard of it?
[11:29] Speaker 1: No.
[11:29] Speaker 4: Tell them about your reaction.
[11:31] Speaker 5: But that's okay. We're trying to let you embrace Halloween.
[11:37] Speaker 5: The spirit of Halloween. The spirit of Halloween.
[11:39] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[11:40] Speaker 5: So we're doing a segment called Reverse Trick-or-Treating. So do
[11:45] Speaker 5: you guys get trick-or-treaters that come to the house? Yeah?
[11:48] Speaker 5: On Halloween?
[11:49] Speaker 4: Is he explaining trick-or-treating?
[11:52] Speaker 2: And I have candy.
[11:53] Speaker 5: I have candy too. I'm dressed up as a princess
[11:56] Speaker 5: and what we want to do basically, how we would work,
[11:58] Speaker 5: is you would let us inside your house. You would
[12:00] Speaker 5: stand outside.
[12:01] Speaker 4: Ooh, try to slip it in.
[12:03] Speaker 5: We would open it and you go trick or treat
[12:05] Speaker 5: and you'd get candy.
[12:07] Speaker 1: This is a long explanation.
[12:09] Speaker 4: This could work.
[12:10] Speaker 5: Are you sure?
[12:13] Speaker 3: Oh no, I heard it.
[12:14] Speaker 4: Compliment their house, Ashton. Say something nice about their home.
[12:18] Speaker 5: I know she got Legos.
[12:20] Speaker 1: Smart.
[12:21] Speaker 4: Good job.
[12:21] Speaker 1: I know she got Legos.
[12:22] Speaker 4: Can I play with them?
[12:24] Speaker 5: Thank you. Sorry. Aww.
[12:27] Speaker 4: Wow. It's hard to ask.
[12:29] Speaker 1: I thought we were.
[12:30] Speaker 4: And then I'm going to come into your house.
[12:31] Speaker 1: I thought we were close.
[12:33] Speaker 4: That is the closest that we've ever been.
[12:34] Speaker 1: Just talking to a person. Was that a man or
[12:39] Speaker 1: a woman you were talking to?
[12:41] Speaker 5: It was a guy standing in his socks, you know.
[12:45] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[12:45] Speaker 4: His socks.
[12:46] Speaker 1: It's tough, you know. Did he even crack a smile
[12:49] Speaker 1: at you or.
[12:51] Speaker 5: I think a very uncomfortable, polite smile, maybe.
[12:53] Speaker 3: Oh.
[12:54] Speaker 1: Dude, if he listened to our.
[12:55] Speaker 4: Show, he would have been so about it.
[12:57] Speaker 6: I bet our listeners would be, like, honored to have a.
[12:59] Speaker 4: Trick-or-treat with him.
[13:00] Speaker 1: I think that might be the same. I think he
[13:01] Speaker 1: probably knew the show. Yeah.
[13:03] Speaker 5: Well, okay, so we have, like, we're staying for the
[13:05] Speaker 5: house where these guys are renovating it, and they're, like,
[13:08] Speaker 5: working on it. Do you think this would work? Would
[13:10] Speaker 5: this technically be a win?
[13:11] Speaker 4: We've got two minutes, so it's worth a shot.
[13:13] Speaker 5: Run!
[13:14] Speaker 3: Run up.
[13:14] Speaker 4: Talk to the construction workers.
[13:16] Speaker 1: The door isn't even installed yet? Is that what you're saying?
[13:20] Speaker 4: There is no doorbell. We're halfway in. All right, let's listen.
[13:23] Speaker 5: We're a radio station. You don't listen to the radio?
[13:28] Speaker 5: He doesn't listen to the radio, guys.
[13:31] Speaker 1: Try podcast, YouTube.
[13:33] Speaker 5: Oh, wait, we have garage open. How's it going, man?
[13:36] Speaker 5: Do you mind if I talk to you for a second?
[13:38] Speaker 1: The garage.
[13:39] Speaker 4: He's dressed in a princess outfit right now.
[13:40] Speaker 1: The most desperate little princess.
[13:42] Speaker 5: We're not selling anything. We promise. I'm dressed up in
[13:44] Speaker 5: a princess costume. I swear to God, I'm very harmless.
[13:46] Speaker 4: Don't say that.
[13:47] Speaker 3: No.
[13:49] Speaker 5: All right, well. Tell him you're sick. I really hope that, like,
[13:54] Speaker 5: a father and his son dressed like a woman would
[13:56] Speaker 5: really be fun people.
[13:57] Speaker 4: People are so judgy.
[13:58] Speaker 2: In what world did you think that sentence would help you?
[14:04] Speaker 5: I don't know. In this neighborhood, maybe?
[14:07] Speaker 2: I hope I see you on TikTok later for one
[14:09] Speaker 2: of the neighbor's point of views.
[14:10] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[14:10] Speaker 4: Did you just? On crime watch.
[14:13] Speaker 1: He just got the garage door closed.
[14:14] Speaker 4: On him, didn't you? Oh, man. Well, it looks like.
[14:18] Speaker 5: What I can tell you, though, guys, is we've had
[14:20] Speaker 5: several people just driving by and stopping just to check out.
[14:24] Speaker 4: To check out yourself.
[14:25] Speaker 5: To make sure that we're not out.
[14:27] Speaker 4: To no good.
[14:28] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[14:28] Speaker 4: To take pictures to send to the authorities, most likely.
[14:30] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[14:31] Speaker 1: Ashton's going to be on three lists at the end
[14:33] Speaker 1: of this.
[14:34] Speaker 4: What are you telling people that are stopping? Like, oh,
[14:36] Speaker 4: we're just practicing for the big day. Keep driving.
[14:39] Speaker 6: Do you know anybody with unlocked doors that live around here?
[14:44] Speaker 4: Well, we're 0 for 3 once again.
[14:45] Speaker 1: Oh, man.
[14:47] Speaker 6: Another unsuccessful edition of reverse trick-or-treating with Ashton.
[14:51] Speaker 1: Good try, Ashton, and thanks, Ashton's dad.
[14:54] Speaker 4: Sorry, guys. That's okay, man. It's all good.
[14:57] Speaker 1: Get back to your throne back here, little princess.
[14:59] Speaker 6: Keep that costume on when you return to the studio.
[15:02] Speaker 4: Oh, Jeff wants to see it. Yeah, I would definitely
[15:04] Speaker 4: want it on that.
[15:05] Speaker 6: But that was reverse trick-or-treating with Ashton. Make sure you
[15:08] Speaker 6: go onto our socials on TikTok, on Insta, on YouTube,
[15:13] Speaker 6: and see the visuals.
[15:14] Speaker 1: And see the failure.
[15:15] Speaker 5: Yeah.
[15:15] Speaker 4: You're not going to want to miss it. It's Brooke
[15:17] Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
[15:25] Speaker 6: There's a lot of feedback coming in on the text
[15:27] Speaker 6: board at 78592. Lots of people wishing Ashton had come
[15:30] Speaker 6: to their house. But also a lot of disappointment that
[15:34] Speaker 6: we weren't successful yet again.
[15:37] Speaker 2: Guys, we are not going to send him to a
[15:39] Speaker 2: house that he knows.
[15:40] Speaker 4: Like, that's the point.
[15:41] Speaker 1: It has to be random.
[15:43] Speaker 4: It's got to be a challenge to it. But Ashton
[15:45] Speaker 4: is back in the studio with us now.
[15:46] Speaker 6: I'm not even going to ask you what went wrong
[15:49] Speaker 6: because I think our listeners already identified it. For some reason, Ashton,
[15:52] Speaker 6: you only pick rich one-percenter households.
[15:56] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[15:56] Speaker 4: Why do you do that?
[15:57] Speaker 3: Because our producer says, please do not go more than
[16:01] Speaker 3: 10 minutes from the studio.
[16:02] Speaker 6: He doesn't want to stay close around.
[16:05] Speaker 4: I thought you were hoping for a big payout. Like,
[16:07] Speaker 4: one day it's going to work and they're going to
[16:09] Speaker 4: give me $ 1, 000.
[16:09] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[16:10] Speaker 4: Like, because it's rich mansions.
[16:12] Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're not home.
[16:13] Speaker 4: Yeah, they're working. They're running companies or something.
[16:16] Speaker 6: And if they are, they're uptight and they're super concerned
[16:18] Speaker 6: about their personal belongings and they're all on diet so
[16:21] Speaker 6: they don't want candy.
[16:22] Speaker 2: I like how we blame them and not that Ashton's
[16:23] Speaker 2: a princess knocking on a store.
[16:25] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the one percenter's fault. With his dad. Yeah,
[16:27] Speaker 1: with his dad. It's their fault, not his.
[16:29] Speaker 4: Next time, we need to send you to a bad neighborhood. Yeah,
[16:32] Speaker 4: that's what I'm hoping, bro.
[16:33] Speaker 3: I like it.
[16:33] Speaker 6: They'll let you in, but one person did write in.
[16:36] Speaker 6: If you guys want to be serious about this, year
[16:38] Speaker 6: four needs to be Brooke and Ashton.
[16:41] Speaker 4: Brooke will force her way into a house and will
[16:44] Speaker 4: not be denied.
[16:45] Speaker 1: How do you know I haven't already been into your house?
[16:49] Speaker 4: Not even part of the game.
[16:50] Speaker 1: I do feel like I'm a little bit more convincing
[16:52] Speaker 1: than Ashton. I think it's just my voice isn't as meek.
[16:57] Speaker 4: Ashton, are you going to take that? I don't know.
[17:00] Speaker 2: Okay.
[17:01] Speaker 6: Make sure you check out the Brooke and Jeffrey Instagram
[17:03] Speaker 6: so you can see Ashton in his princess outfit with
[17:06] Speaker 6: his dad about to be arrested on the street of
[17:09] Speaker 6: an upscale suburban neighborhood.
[17:10] Speaker 1: Next year, dress as a house cleaner.
[17:12] Speaker 4: So they think you're coming home, you know, and then
[17:15] Speaker 4: they'll let you in.
[17:16] Speaker 1: Bring a ladder. You'll be able to go everywhere.
[17:18] Speaker 4: Oh, my God. I'll do the construction best trick.
[17:21] Speaker 6: All right. We've got a game plan, but that was
[17:23] Speaker 6: reverse trick-or-treating with Ashton.
[17:25] Speaker 1: Good job, Ashton.
[17:26] Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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