# Second Date Update Classics: Dutch Isn't Just A Language + Dry Lips & Hands On Hips

An episode of [Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1252638476), 24 Oct 2026, 37 min.

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Part 1 Jake and Kim bonded on their date over their shared HATE for one specific thing… But now she’s not calling back? Maybe we can get her to explain coming up in your Second Date Update! Part 2 All Anthony had to do to make himself PERFECT for his date is change TWO PHYSICAL things about himself…and of course it completely backfired. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Before we get into your back-to-back classics, we hope you're
[0:02] Speaker 1: all having a great pre-Halloween weekend.
[0:05] Speaker 2: Be safe out there. We got Halloween week starting on
[0:08] Speaker 2: Monday on our show. So lots of, lots of fun.
[0:12] Speaker 2: But first, comments.
[0:13] Speaker 3: Yeah, Aiden Han said, I jammed you guys while I'm
[0:16] Speaker 3: door dashing. And I laughed so hard I missed turns
[0:18] Speaker 3: and houses.
[0:21] Speaker 2: So if your food shows up cold, it's our fault.
[0:23] Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry about that.
[0:24] Speaker 2: Our bad, our bad. All right, here it is, your
[0:26] Speaker 2: back-to-back classics.
[0:29] Speaker 5: People tend to bond over a shared interest, something you
[0:33] Speaker 5: both love.
[0:34] Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
[0:35] Speaker 5: Like a certain type of cuisine or a certain city
[0:37] Speaker 5: you've both been to or the same brand of restraint.
[0:41] Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey.
[0:43] Speaker 4: Oh, you like the Dungeon Delights 3002? Wow, we have
[0:49] Speaker 4: so much in common.
[0:50] Speaker 5: But for one of our listeners, it was a little
[0:52] Speaker 5: different because he bonded with his date over their shared history.
[0:56] Speaker 4: Hatred of one specific.
[0:58] Speaker 5: Thing oh that's also a bonding thing yeah and it
[1:02] Speaker 5: kept happening to them over and over again but now
[1:06] Speaker 5: she's not calling back hopefully she's not stuck in some
[1:10] Speaker 5: dungeon delights 3000 so she can answer her phone and
[1:13] Speaker 5: give us the explanation for why in your second date
[1:16] Speaker 5: update next.
[1:18] Speaker 6: Brooke and jeffrey in the morning second date update.
[1:22] Speaker 4: I'm worried this call might get.
[1:24] Speaker 2: Messy I usually are excited about that, Jeff.
[1:28] Speaker 5: I know, but I'm a little scared because Alexis, have
[1:32] Speaker 5: you ever at any point dated or had a crush
[1:35] Speaker 5: on a guy named Jake?
[1:37] Speaker 2: That's my brother's name, so absolutely not.
[1:40] Speaker 1: That is disgusting to think about.
[1:42] Speaker 7: Or someone thinks you like them.
[1:44] Speaker 1: Her face looked like she smelled the worst fart in
[1:47] Speaker 1: the world just then.
[1:48] Speaker 4: I can tell. He broke your heart, didn't he? You're
[1:51] Speaker 4: not even going to acknowledge that he exists.
[1:53] Speaker 5: You have to try to keep your jealousy bottled up
[1:55] Speaker 5: because a guy named Jake.
[1:57] Speaker 4: He's on the phone.
[1:58] Speaker 2: With us right now.
[1:59] Speaker 7: If it was his brother, this would be awesome.
[2:01] Speaker 2: I love how despite your answer, you're still sticking with.
[2:04] Speaker 3: And how Jeff didn't know that was my brother's name
[2:05] Speaker 3: clearly before this.
[2:06] Speaker 7: We all know her brother's names, Jeff.
[2:08] Speaker 5: That only makes it more tempting to her. The forbidden fruit. Jake,
[2:14] Speaker 5: say hi to Alexis.
[2:16] Speaker 8: Hey, what's up, Alexis?
[2:17] Speaker 4: Not my brother. This is awkward.
[2:20] Speaker 7: Yeah, if it was your brother, he'd insult you somehow.
[2:24] Speaker 4: Jake, it was very brave of you to come on
[2:25] Speaker 4: the show today. Thanks for being on. Tell us about
[2:28] Speaker 4: the woman who's not named Alexis that you want us
[2:30] Speaker 4: to call today.
[2:31] Speaker 2: Please stop.
[2:33] Speaker 7: It's going to make me sick.
[2:34] Speaker 8: Yeah, I want to call Kim. I met her through
[2:39] Speaker 8: mutual friends at a birthday rooftop party.
[2:42] Speaker 2: Oh, was it like a set up? between the mutual
[2:45] Speaker 2: friends or is it just you guys both happen to
[2:47] Speaker 2: be at the same party?
[2:47] Speaker 8: No, no, we just, we have mutual friends. She just
[2:49] Speaker 8: happened to be there and we really bonded over the
[2:53] Speaker 8: fact that the music was absolutely horrible. Oh, no.
[2:57] Speaker 9: At the party?
[2:58] Speaker 2: Who goes to a party with bad music?
[2:59] Speaker 3: No, it's when you have one DJ friend who's like,
[3:01] Speaker 3: I'm going to take over.
[3:02] Speaker 9: Totally.
[3:03] Speaker 7: Was there a DJ or someone on the floor?
[3:04] Speaker 5: Alexis, your jealousy is coming out with that comment, so
[3:07] Speaker 5: please try.
[3:07] Speaker 4: And keep it under control.
[3:09] Speaker 9: I see.
[3:09] Speaker 2: They're playing like deep cuts. Like, what, you haven't heard this?
[3:12] Speaker 9: Yeah. Okay.
[3:13] Speaker 2: So I take it you didn't dance together that night?
[3:15] Speaker 8: No. I mean, it wasn't my kind of music. It
[3:17] Speaker 8: wasn't her kind of music. But we really had a
[3:19] Speaker 8: good time talking about how terrible it was.
[3:22] Speaker 2: You know, they say people just need a common enemy
[3:24] Speaker 2: sometimes to bring them together.
[3:25] Speaker 7: Yeah, it's true.
[3:26] Speaker 4: So tell us, how did you and Kim come to be?
[3:30] Speaker 7: Well said, Jeff.
[3:30] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[3:32] Speaker 4: Like, was there a date? I mean.
[3:33] Speaker 8: Yeah, we were talking and we were having a really
[3:36] Speaker 8: good time. And I just asked her for a number. Cute.
[3:40] Speaker 8: And we went to this cozy wine bar, like, new
[3:45] Speaker 8: swanky thing.
[3:46] Speaker 2: And the nice thing about those places is they're, like,
[3:48] Speaker 2: quiet enough to also be able to talk.
[3:50] Speaker 9: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3:51] Speaker 8: We vibed talking, and again, the music was really bad. Oh.
[3:55] Speaker 10: Oh.
[3:56] Speaker 2: How bad can it be at a wine bar?
[3:58] Speaker 7: I wonder if you guys have bad taste in music
[4:01] Speaker 7: at this point.
[4:03] Speaker 2: Or is that just all you guys have to talk about?
[4:05] Speaker 9: No, no, no, no.
[4:06] Speaker 8: We talked about our most embarrassing moment.
[4:08] Speaker 9: Okay.
[4:08] Speaker 8: And she said that she went on a game show,
[4:12] Speaker 8: and as soon as the camera turned on, she completely
[4:15] Speaker 8: froze up and was unable to do the show.
[4:17] Speaker 2: Oh.
[4:19] Speaker 4: Oh, no.
[4:19] Speaker 2: That's rough. Stage fright. Did it make you want to
[4:22] Speaker 2: Google or YouTube exactly what game show?
[4:25] Speaker 7: You probably never hit the air, bro.
[4:26] Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't think it made it to air.
[4:28] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[4:29] Speaker 4: Okay.
[4:29] Speaker 2: Okay. And did you share yours?
[4:31] Speaker 8: Yeah, I told her about one time I went to
[4:34] Speaker 8: a party and it had really bad music and I
[4:37] Speaker 8: met a really cool girl.
[4:38] Speaker 4: Yay! That is a nice move. Oh, the girls don't
[4:41] Speaker 4: get it.
[4:41] Speaker 2: The most embarrassing moment? That's rude, though. I mean, she's
[4:44] Speaker 2: not funny.
[4:45] Speaker 7: She's making a joke.
[4:47] Speaker 8: I was embarrassed for this guy.
[4:48] Speaker 4: You're embarrassed for the DJ playing the bad music? That's
[4:51] Speaker 4: who you're embarrassed for?
[4:53] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[4:53] Speaker 4: Okay.
[4:54] Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you, I'd be disappointed in that answer.
[4:56] Speaker 2: I know you're trying to be funny, but it's like
[4:58] Speaker 2: she just shared something vulnerable and actually embarrassing. You just
[5:03] Speaker 2: did a cop out.
[5:03] Speaker 8: I mean, it was a joke. I, you know, I was,
[5:05] Speaker 8: you know, I mean, I get it.
[5:07] Speaker 5: Were you able to recover after that moment?
[5:09] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[5:10] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[5:10] Speaker 8: I mean, it felt like everything was all right.
[5:12] Speaker 4: Okay. Well, how did it end?
[5:14] Speaker 8: We got the bill and then she insisted on going Dutch.
[5:18] Speaker 2: That's good though. Don't you like that?
[5:20] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[5:21] Speaker 8: I mean, I have no problem with it.
[5:22] Speaker 4: How did she insist? Did you offer to pay? And
[5:25] Speaker 4: then she was like, no, I insist. Or how did
[5:27] Speaker 4: that go down?
[5:28] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[5:28] Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah. And she like immediately asked for my Venmo. Like,
[5:31] Speaker 8: I don't know. Maybe she's had like bad dates in
[5:34] Speaker 8: the past where a guy expected something.
[5:37] Speaker 2: I think that's like majority of dates. Honestly.
[5:40] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[5:41] Speaker 2: It's not just. No. Expected something in return, like whether
[5:44] Speaker 2: it's a kiss or another date.
[5:46] Speaker 3: It's like if you pay him, you don't feel pressure
[5:49] Speaker 3: to have to like do anything.
[5:50] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[5:50] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[5:52] Speaker 2: But I would say like the majority of men come
[5:54] Speaker 2: off that way.
[5:55] Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, obviously I would like something to happen, but... Yeah,
[5:59] Speaker 8: but that's not your intention.
[6:00] Speaker 7: You're like, cool, you can pay, I can pay.
[6:02] Speaker 8: It wasn't my intention, correct, correct.
[6:04] Speaker 4: Okay, well, that's fine. So what's happened since then?
[6:06] Speaker 8: Yeah, so we had a hug and a kiss on
[6:09] Speaker 8: the cheek, and we went our separate ways, and I texted.
[6:12] Speaker 9: Her like a day or two after that, just said, hey,
[6:15] Speaker 9: what's up?
[6:16] Speaker 8: And she answers, but, like, I can tell that, like,
[6:19] Speaker 8: she's kind of just answering because she feels obligated. I
[6:24] Speaker 8: don't know. It doesn't feel like... Vibes off. Yeah, like,
[6:27] Speaker 8: she's really with it.
[6:29] Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's not trying to plan anything else.
[6:31] Speaker 8: Yeah, like, I've hinted at, oh, like, there's a game
[6:34] Speaker 8: coming on next week. Like a sporting event? Yeah, yeah, like,
[6:38] Speaker 8: come over to my house and, like, check out the
[6:40] Speaker 8: game or whatever, you know.
[6:41] Speaker 4: Take her to it, but... There's not going to be
[6:43] Speaker 4: enough bad music at those games in order to attend
[6:45] Speaker 4: with you. You need to find a terrible venue.
[6:48] Speaker 8: Because I DJ at my house.
[6:50] Speaker 2: I think they should only go to open mics, actually.
[6:52] Speaker 9: That would be.
[6:53] Speaker 4: Perfect for them. That would give you something to bond
[6:55] Speaker 4: about all over again and hate on. So let's try
[6:58] Speaker 4: and set that up for you when we come back.
[6:59] Speaker 5: We're going to call Kim and try and get you
[7:02] Speaker 5: a second date update with the worst music ever.
[7:05] Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
[7:06] Speaker 4: Pick a song, guys.
[7:07] Speaker 7: Text in a request.
[7:09] Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Reach
[7:14] Speaker 6: for the sky.
[7:14] Speaker 4: When you think of subpar music, maybe you picture a
[7:18] Speaker 4: certain 12-year-old Jewish boy singing his original song, Reach for
[7:22] Speaker 4: the Sky.
[7:23] Speaker 2: I just want you to be quiet so I can
[7:25] Speaker 2: hear you when you're little.
[7:27] Speaker 4: I'll tell you, I'm encouraging people to touch a moonbeam.
[7:31] Speaker 4: Whatever the hell that means.
[7:32] Speaker 2: I like it.
[7:33] Speaker 4: I can only imagine this song was playing during Jake's
[7:36] Speaker 4: first date with Kim, where they bonded over their mutual
[7:39] Speaker 4: hatred of the awful playlist coming over the restaurant speakers.
[7:43] Speaker 2: Dude, I'm pretty sure I've been to at least two
[7:44] Speaker 2: birthday parties where I heard that banger.
[7:48] Speaker 7: You gotta put it on Spotify, dog.
[7:50] Speaker 4: It's spreading.
[7:51] Speaker 9: Yikes.
[7:52] Speaker 5: There were highs and lows for sure, but at the
[7:53] Speaker 5: very end of the night, they both agreed to split
[7:55] Speaker 5: the bill. Jake ended up getting a kiss, but the
[7:58] Speaker 5: problem is now Kim is acting a little distant. Even
[8:01] Speaker 5: though she is answering texts, it just doesn't feel like
[8:04] Speaker 5: her heart.
[8:05] Speaker 4: Is in it.
[8:05] Speaker 2: I think it was a Cheek kiss. I mean, it's
[8:07] Speaker 2: just important to specify.
[8:08] Speaker 7: No, you're right.
[8:09] Speaker 2: It's not like it was a big hangout. Isn't that right?
[8:11] Speaker 2: Am I right on that, Jake?
[8:12] Speaker 4: Point where on your body she kissed you.
[8:14] Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, it was on the cheek. I mean,
[8:16] Speaker 8: you know, it's what I would expect.
[8:19] Speaker 7: You know what? I think a kiss on the cheek
[8:20] Speaker 7: is cute because it's just like, oh, I just don't
[8:22] Speaker 7: want to kiss you yet, but, like, you're doing good.
[8:24] Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
[8:25] Speaker 4: It's like a nice message.
[8:26] Speaker 2: Like, you don't gross me out.
[8:27] Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you're doing a good job tonight. Maybe one day,
[8:29] Speaker 7: you know?
[8:29] Speaker 3: Before you gross me out, I don't want to touch
[8:30] Speaker 3: your mouth.
[8:31] Speaker 2: So I'll go right here.
[8:33] Speaker 9: Gross.
[8:34] Speaker 7: Let's just kiss all the cheek kisses mouth smells.
[8:36] Speaker 5: Well, hopefully there are more kisses to come if we
[8:38] Speaker 5: can do our jobs right on this.
[8:41] Speaker 4: And not just cheek kisses. We'll find out.
[8:43] Speaker 1: I mean, if it starts to go south, we just
[8:45] Speaker 1: put your song on and she's back in the game.
[8:47] Speaker 4: Let's hope the kisses don't go too far south. But
[8:50] Speaker 4: let's just call her. We'll see if she picks up
[8:52] Speaker 4: and we're going to try to do this here.
[8:53] Speaker 8: You ready, man?
[8:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
[8:55] Speaker 9: Cool. Awesome.
[8:56] Speaker 8: Here we go.
[9:07] Speaker 9: Hello.
[9:08] Speaker 4: Hey, is this Kim?
[9:11] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[9:12] Speaker 4: Hey. Hi, Kim. Hello, Kim. Good morning. You don't have
[9:16] Speaker 4: to be afraid of us.
[9:17] Speaker 5: We're just a harmless morning radio show called Brooke and
[9:20] Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.
[9:21] Speaker 4: I'm Jeff. You may know me from the hit song
[9:24] Speaker 4: Reach for the Sky.
[9:25] Speaker 2: Reach for the Sky.
[9:28] Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
[9:30] Speaker 4: Wait, you do know me? Please tell me you don't
[9:33] Speaker 4: recognize that.
[9:34] Speaker 9: I've heard of your show before okay.
[9:38] Speaker 2: Oh no it's the normal answer oh no it's thank
[9:41] Speaker 2: you that's the.
[9:43] Speaker 5: Answer that's the response jeff okay thank you for picking
[9:46] Speaker 5: up the phone kim if you're familiar with the show
[9:48] Speaker 5: then you might be familiar with our second date update
[9:51] Speaker 5: segment unfortunately.
[9:54] Speaker 2: Yeah oh you do know him.
[9:56] Speaker 4: Okay.
[9:57] Speaker 2: Since you responded that way.
[9:58] Speaker 5: Well, unfortunately or fortunately, you are part of one now,
[10:02] Speaker 5: so congratulations.
[10:04] Speaker 2: Welcome, Kim. Welcome to the club.
[10:06] Speaker 9: Yay for me.
[10:07] Speaker 4: That's right.
[10:08] Speaker 2: I'm going to take that sincerely.
[10:09] Speaker 4: We will, and we're calling on behalf of a guy
[10:12] Speaker 4: that you went out with recently, a guy named Jake.
[10:17] Speaker 9: Oh, my gosh.
[10:17] Speaker 11: What?
[10:18] Speaker 9: Jake? Yeah.
[10:19] Speaker 2: It's worse than the reaction to us.
[10:21] Speaker 4: I know.
[10:22] Speaker 2: Which is hard.
[10:23] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[10:24] Speaker 4: You remember him?
[10:25] Speaker 9: Yeah, I remember Jake.
[10:27] Speaker 2: He seems like a really nice guy.
[10:29] Speaker 5: Because, you know, we spoke to him, but we're wondering
[10:31] Speaker 5: what you thought about the date.
[10:34] Speaker 11: I mean, it was like, one of the nicer dates
[10:39] Speaker 11: I've been on in a while.
[10:42] Speaker 7: That's not what I was expecting.
[10:43] Speaker 8: You to say.
[10:44] Speaker 2: Why are you disgusted by that?
[10:45] Speaker 4: I know.
[10:47] Speaker 7: It's like, ew, a guy who can take care of
[10:49] Speaker 7: a girl?
[10:49] Speaker 8: Ew.
[10:49] Speaker 5: Why are you saying take care of her? I mean,
[10:51] Speaker 5: she ended up paying for half anyway.
[10:53] Speaker 7: I just meant he chose a nice restaurant.
[10:55] Speaker 9: Oh, he told you that?
[10:57] Speaker 2: That you guys went Dutch at the end? He said
[10:59] Speaker 2: you insisted on Venmoing him.
[11:00] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[11:01] Speaker 11: I mean, that's the problem.
[11:04] Speaker 2: What do you mean?
[11:04] Speaker 4: What?
[11:05] Speaker 2: What? The problem is that you wanted to pay for yourself.
[11:08] Speaker 7: And you did?
[11:09] Speaker 9: No, no. Like, not that part. Like, that part's fine.
[11:13] Speaker 2: Okay.
[11:14] Speaker 9: I'm talking about, like, after the date, I.
[11:17] Speaker 8: Venmo'd him for my drinks.
[11:19] Speaker 2: Okay.
[11:20] Speaker 9: And, like, his Venmo history popped up.
[11:24] Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I love looking at people's Venmo history. I
[11:26] Speaker 2: saw mine on private.
[11:27] Speaker 7: Yeah, mine's on private, but I see people all the
[11:29] Speaker 7: time when.
[11:29] Speaker 8: I pay them.
[11:30] Speaker 9: I'm like, oh.
[11:31] Speaker 2: What was on it?
[11:32] Speaker 9: It was diabolical. I mean, all of these.
[11:36] Speaker 11: These ladies, like Trish, has a kissy face next to it.
[11:41] Speaker 11: And then Brittany has a dress emoji next to it.
[11:46] Speaker 11: And then Lisa has a gift box next to it.
[11:49] Speaker 4: These are prior transactions that Jake has done, what, giving money?
[11:56] Speaker 9: Yeah, these are prior transactions.
[11:58] Speaker 11: He's sending these girls money.
[12:01] Speaker 8: Oh.
[12:02] Speaker 1: I thought you found the only man that was finally
[12:05] Speaker 1: getting paid by ladies.
[12:06] Speaker 3: Me too, me too.
[12:07] Speaker 7: We're like, what's your trick?
[12:08] Speaker 2: I see, it's the opposite.
[12:09] Speaker 4: He's giving out money to a bunch of women.
[12:11] Speaker 9: Yeah, like, he's not a gigolo.
[12:13] Speaker 11: I think he's a sugar daddy.
[12:16] Speaker 6: And we're not exclusive. We just, you know, it was
[12:19] Speaker 6: one date. I get it.
[12:21] Speaker 9: But I'm not into.
[12:24] Speaker 11: You know, like guys just dating multiple people at the
[12:27] Speaker 11: same time.
[12:27] Speaker 6: Wait, hold on.
[12:29] Speaker 2: Are you upset that he's dating other people? Are you
[12:32] Speaker 2: upset that you think he's a sugar daddy?
[12:34] Speaker 11: Like, I don't know what it is, but in the
[12:36] Speaker 11: last month, it's just a ton of women.
[12:38] Speaker 9: It's a ton of emojis.
[12:40] Speaker 11: And to me, that makes a ton of red flags.
[12:42] Speaker 1: I know, but you're also jumping to a lot of conclusions. Like,
[12:45] Speaker 1: what if he's in a fantastic book club with a
[12:47] Speaker 1: bunch of ladies?
[12:48] Speaker 4: Yeah, that's highly likable.
[12:49] Speaker 9: Do you know what I mean?
[12:49] Speaker 4: Or when you're bed book.
[12:50] Speaker 2: Businesses, they say to put random ones so that they
[12:53] Speaker 2: can't be tracked. Oh, they don't get taxed? Yeah.
[12:55] Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't think about that. Because the thing is,
[12:56] Speaker 4: it sounds like you never asked him about it, right, Kim?
[12:59] Speaker 6: I mean, I didn't have to.
[13:00] Speaker 9: It's right there.
[13:01] Speaker 5: Well, yeah, but it could be interesting to hear the
[13:03] Speaker 5: explanation behind those transactions.
[13:06] Speaker 7: I wonder too now.
[13:06] Speaker 5: And this is the perfect time to get that explanation
[13:09] Speaker 5: because Jake is actually on the other line right now wanting.
[13:11] Speaker 4: To talk to you. Jake, what type of book club
[13:15] Speaker 4: are you in?
[13:18] Speaker 8: I'm not in any book club.
[13:20] Speaker 2: Okay, say you're sending it to small businesses. Come on.
[13:23] Speaker 4: Talk to Kim here. What's going on?
[13:26] Speaker 8: I don't have to lie to anybody. It is what
[13:27] Speaker 8: it is.
[13:28] Speaker 9: Wait.
[13:29] Speaker 8: I didn't think that she would go through my Venmo history.
[13:32] Speaker 4: Well, it's kind of there.
[13:33] Speaker 7: Wait, hold on.
[13:34] Speaker 4: You say it is what it is. What is it?
[13:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
[13:37] Speaker 8: I date a lot. I see a lot of ladies,
[13:39] Speaker 8: and I pay.
[13:40] Speaker 9: Huh. Oh.
[13:42] Speaker 4: What do you pay for?
[13:44] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not dinner if you're bun mowing them. Because
[13:46] Speaker 2: you can use your.
[13:47] Speaker 7: Credit card, right?
[13:47] Speaker 8: Sometimes I'll pay for the pre-dinner or whatever it costs. Oh,
[13:50] Speaker 8: my God.
[13:51] Speaker 7: Wow, the snack before dinner.
[13:53] Speaker 2: Kim, I can't believe you were right.
[13:55] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[13:55] Speaker 9: I know. I thought it was going to be like.
[13:58] Speaker 8: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Listen, you've never said, oh, it
[14:01] Speaker 8: costs me X amount of money to get ready. I
[14:05] Speaker 8: have to look good.
[14:06] Speaker 9: I have to dress nice for you.
[14:08] Speaker 7: I've heard that.
[14:08] Speaker 2: We've heard it on our show before.
[14:09] Speaker 11: Yeah. Well, I mean, if you're over here paying for, like, people,
[14:14] Speaker 11: then you can pay for how.
[14:17] Speaker 10: I prep for this day, because I got new foundation.
[14:20] Speaker 2: I got... Oh, there you go.
[14:22] Speaker 4: Oh, wait, you're going to get a refund now?
[14:24] Speaker 8: So, Kim, you want me to pay for your stuff now?
[14:25] Speaker 8: I mean, you really were very insistent on paying.
[14:30] Speaker 9: Yeah. Well, I mean, before, no. You just seem like
[14:34] Speaker 9: a sugar daddy.
[14:34] Speaker 8: But, I mean, if you're paying for gross things, then
[14:37] Speaker 8: why not?
[14:38] Speaker 9: Foundation, mascara.
[14:40] Speaker 2: I can't.
[14:42] Speaker 11: Cost $ 90.
[14:43] Speaker 2: Are you just trying to get revenge with the Venmo?
[14:46] Speaker 2: I can't tell, Kim, because, like, you paid for your drinks.
[14:48] Speaker 2: You wanted to pay.
[14:49] Speaker 7: Right.
[14:50] Speaker 1: Don't you like the independence of paying for your own
[14:52] Speaker 1: stuff and not feeling emboldened to somebody?
[14:54] Speaker 5: And, Jake, by the way, I did have to get
[14:57] Speaker 5: ready before I did this segment.
[14:59] Speaker 2: You better put on a hat.
[15:00] Speaker 8: Yeah. Come on, man.
[15:02] Speaker 4: Well, you know, if you're all about spreading joy or
[15:06] Speaker 4: whatever you said before, I could use a little bit
[15:08] Speaker 4: of joy.
[15:09] Speaker 9: The key word is ladies. Ladies.
[15:12] Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
[15:12] Speaker 5: I can use a lady emoji when I send you
[15:15] Speaker 5: the Venmo request if that makes you feel more comfortable.
[15:17] Speaker 4: Yeah, like a kissy face.
[15:18] Speaker 8: I mean, you guys, get in line.
[15:19] Speaker 9: I'm ahead of him.
[15:20] Speaker 4: Well, okay.
[15:21] Speaker 7: Get in line.
[15:22] Speaker 8: And you can send for my drink.
[15:24] Speaker 7: Wait, do you want your 50 bucks back or do
[15:25] Speaker 7: you want more than that to compensate for the other stuff?
[15:28] Speaker 8: Yeah, like how much did it really cost for you
[15:30] Speaker 8: to get all dressed up and pretty for me?
[15:32] Speaker 9: $ 90.
[15:33] Speaker 4: $ 90.
[15:33] Speaker 9: Wow.
[15:34] Speaker 2: $ 90?
[15:34] Speaker 8: Let's just make it a nice, cool 100. Yeah.
[15:39] Speaker 9: For giving her more money.
[15:41] Speaker 8: Perfect.
[15:42] Speaker 2: He's like buying your affection, Kim.
[15:44] Speaker 9: It's not my affection. It's a lot of people's affection.
[15:49] Speaker 7: Like he said, he's spreading joy.
[15:51] Speaker 4: If he's doing it, he might as well take advantage.
[15:53] Speaker 2: So are you not interested in him romantically? Is this
[15:55] Speaker 2: just a business?
[15:56] Speaker 4: Well, let's find out because, Kim, we would like to
[15:59] Speaker 4: offer to send you and Jake on another date. And
[16:02] Speaker 4: if you say yes, we will pay for it.
[16:05] Speaker 2: Do I get to be a sugar daddy then?
[16:06] Speaker 4: No. You were against this the entire segment. You can't
[16:09] Speaker 4: just change at the last minute.
[16:10] Speaker 2: If I can come into the role of power, it
[16:12] Speaker 2: may be more.
[16:13] Speaker 8: All right.
[16:14] Speaker 4: You're behind me and Kim in the payment line. I'm
[16:17] Speaker 4: going to get in line. First with you, what do
[16:19] Speaker 4: you think about Jake giving him another chance?
[16:21] Speaker 11: I'm going to say yes on the Venmo payment, no
[16:24] Speaker 11: on the second date.
[16:25] Speaker 9: Oh, my God. Okay.
[16:27] Speaker 2: Okay, that's actually pretty smart business.
[16:29] Speaker 7: I mean, yeah.
[16:30] Speaker 8: I didn't know I was dealing with a businesswoman.
[16:32] Speaker 7: Bro, are you going to really send it now that
[16:33] Speaker 7: you know you don't have a date with her?
[16:34] Speaker 4: Sounds like you've met your match, Jake.
[16:37] Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going to send it. I said I would
[16:39] Speaker 8: send it.
[16:40] Speaker 9: Oh my gosh. Wow.
[16:41] Speaker 7: Man of his word.
[16:42] Speaker 2: Wait, does that mean Jeffrey's getting paid too?
[16:44] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[16:44] Speaker 9: And Brooke.
[16:45] Speaker 4: This hat costs 40 bucks.
[16:46] Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll just keep it like that.
[16:48] Speaker 4: Yay!
[16:49] Speaker 2: You're a good guy. Get out of your hat. He
[16:51] Speaker 2: just said yes because you're cheap, Jeffrey.
[16:53] Speaker 4: Just made Alexis jealous again. No, again.
[16:56] Speaker 3: My brother's name.
[16:58] Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
[17:00] Speaker 5: You guys, I have some disappointing news.
[17:03] Speaker 2: What's that? What?
[17:04] Speaker 5: Management says I can't accept payment from listeners just because
[17:08] Speaker 5: I got all dolled up for the second date.
[17:09] Speaker 4: Wow.
[17:11] Speaker 2: And I thought you looked so good.
[17:13] Speaker 5: I really, I thought so, but now apparently I have
[17:16] Speaker 5: to return the money and quote unquote show proof that
[17:19] Speaker 5: I did.
[17:20] Speaker 9: Oh, wow.
[17:21] Speaker 2: And those pretty boy pants you thought you were going
[17:23] Speaker 2: to get paid for.
[17:24] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[17:25] Speaker 4: It's hard. This is a rough day.
[17:27] Speaker 2: Dude, how did this girl switch so fast? I guess
[17:30] Speaker 2: she just wanted to get paid. She didn't want to get... Yeah.
[17:32] Speaker 2: I wouldn't say the thing that rhymes with paid.
[17:35] Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
[17:36] Speaker 9: Spade.
[17:37] Speaker 2: Sure.
[17:37] Speaker 9: That's it.
[17:37] Speaker 7: Wait, that's actually the opposite.
[17:39] Speaker 8: Yeah. Well.
[17:40] Speaker 4: She's not alone.
[17:41] Speaker 5: We're actually getting a lot of texts at 78592 from
[17:43] Speaker 5: our listeners who want to get in line to get
[17:45] Speaker 5: paid if he's still offering.
[17:47] Speaker 7: I mean, if he's like, I'm handing out free money,
[17:49] Speaker 7: why not take free money?
[17:50] Speaker 2: But it's obviously not working for him. He's coming to
[17:53] Speaker 2: us for help.
[17:53] Speaker 7: But if it makes him happy, whatever.
[17:55] Speaker 2: Everybody wins.
[17:56] Speaker 9: Exactly.
[17:56] Speaker 4: That's what he said. He said it's his way of
[17:57] Speaker 4: spreading joy.
[17:58] Speaker 7: Yeah, let him spoil people.
[18:00] Speaker 2: Only with hot women. Not maybe the people that need it.
[18:03] Speaker 7: Again, let him spoil people.
[18:05] Speaker 4: Another way to spread joy is to share our podcast.
[18:09] Speaker 8: Oh, yes.
[18:09] Speaker 5: So go tell a friend or force a family member
[18:12] Speaker 5: to listen. Spread some joy at Brooke and Jeffrey. Becoming
[18:20] Speaker 5: the best version of yourself doesn't just magically happen overnight.
[18:25] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
[18:26] Speaker 5: It takes hard work, focus, and a distant rich relative
[18:30] Speaker 5: you never met before dying mysteriously and leaving you their
[18:33] Speaker 5: entire fortune.
[18:35] Speaker 2: God. Sounds so good.
[18:37] Speaker 4: Waiting for you, Aunt Matilda.
[18:39] Speaker 5: But one of our listeners found a much faster route
[18:42] Speaker 5: to self-improvement.
[18:44] Speaker 4: And all he had to do was change two physical
[18:47] Speaker 4: things to make himself perfect for his date.
[18:50] Speaker 9: Wow.
[18:51] Speaker 4: So why is he reaching out for help now?
[18:53] Speaker 5: No way things possibly could have backfired on him. We'll
[18:59] Speaker 5: find out exactly what he did in your second date
[19:01] Speaker 5: update next.
[19:02] Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
[19:04] Speaker 2: Second date update.
[19:06] Speaker 5: If your dating life isn't going well, let's say you've
[19:10] Speaker 5: been single for more than a year. You've been on
[19:12] Speaker 5: a dozen different first dates, but not many seconds.
[19:16] Speaker 4: Where do you go? Who do you talk to for advice?
[19:19] Speaker 2: I hope you're saying us.
[19:21] Speaker 4: Definitely not us. Not first, anyways. We're more of a
[19:26] Speaker 4: last resort. Yeah, good point.
[19:29] Speaker 5: If you hit rock bottom, open up the door to
[19:31] Speaker 5: the basement and find us down there. That's exactly what
[19:35] Speaker 5: our listener, Anthony, decided. Because long before he came to us,
[19:39] Speaker 5: he went to his friend seeking advice first.
[19:42] Speaker 4: So I'm curious to learn more about it. Anthony, welcome
[19:44] Speaker 4: to the show.
[19:45] Speaker 9: Hey, guys. Thanks for having me.
[19:46] Speaker 2: Welcome to the lowest point of your dating career.
[19:49] Speaker 9: Yay!
[19:50] Speaker 2: Are so glad to be part of it.
[19:52] Speaker 4: That means that feels great. Only place for you to
[19:55] Speaker 4: go is up from here. All right. That's the good news.
[19:58] Speaker 4: But let's start with hearing about your love life because
[20:00] Speaker 4: you said you've been struggling a little bit lately.
[20:03] Speaker 9: Yeah, I have not had a lot of success with
[20:05] Speaker 9: women lately.
[20:06] Speaker 2: Okay.
[20:08] Speaker 9: I asked a female friend of mine for some honest feedback.
[20:11] Speaker 7: Okay, that's good. At least it wasn't a guy.
[20:13] Speaker 2: I know, but are you ready for the answer? You know,
[20:16] Speaker 2: that's always the question.
[20:17] Speaker 4: Because that female feedback is brutal.
[20:19] Speaker 2: If you ask for honesty, you're going to get it.
[20:21] Speaker 4: Okay. What did your friend say?
[20:24] Speaker 9: Well, we even did a pretend date during her work
[20:27] Speaker 9: lunch so she could kind of see my game.
[20:29] Speaker 4: Oh, that's kind of smart.
[20:32] Speaker 7: Never heard of that.
[20:33] Speaker 2: So you, like, role-played that you were on a first
[20:34] Speaker 2: date with her?
[20:35] Speaker 7: That is smart.
[20:37] Speaker 9: You know, we tried to do our best to recreate
[20:39] Speaker 9: the real thing.
[20:39] Speaker 4: That's good.
[20:40] Speaker 5: Like, now you're giving her the context of what you're
[20:42] Speaker 5: actually like on a date.
[20:44] Speaker 7: That's a good friend. Someone willing to practice dating with you?
[20:47] Speaker 4: And kiss you, even?
[20:48] Speaker 7: That's really cool.
[20:48] Speaker 2: I didn't say that. I want to know what her
[20:51] Speaker 2: review was afterwards.
[20:53] Speaker 9: Overall, it was pretty positive.
[20:54] Speaker 4: Okay.
[20:55] Speaker 9: But afterwards, she did mention a couple of things.
[20:58] Speaker 4: All right.
[20:58] Speaker 9: She said, I lick my lips a lot when I talk.
[21:02] Speaker 7: I lick my lips a lot, too.
[21:03] Speaker 2: That's interesting. I could see that being like a weird
[21:06] Speaker 2: ick for some people.
[21:08] Speaker 9: Totally.
[21:08] Speaker 4: But at the same time, it means that she was
[21:10] Speaker 4: focused hyper on your lips the entire day.
[21:13] Speaker 9: That's a pretty good point.
[21:14] Speaker 4: Yeah. So don't take it all negative.
[21:16] Speaker 2: So you lick your lips too much. I do.
[21:18] Speaker 8: I do.
[21:19] Speaker 9: I didn't even realize that. And apparently I use my
[21:21] Speaker 9: hands too much.
[21:23] Speaker 2: Is that a thing? You can use your hands too
[21:25] Speaker 2: much when you talk, as I do. Yeah, I think
[21:28] Speaker 2: all of us do that so much that we don't
[21:29] Speaker 2: have the boundaries.
[21:30] Speaker 4: Too animated when you talk.
[21:32] Speaker 9: Yeah, animated. I was going to say I'm a handsy talker,
[21:35] Speaker 9: but that doesn't sound right.
[21:36] Speaker 5: Yes, that's a totally different problem. So you got all
[21:39] Speaker 5: that feedback. What did you do with that information?
[21:42] Speaker 9: Well, I went on a date, and I'm not sure
[21:47] Speaker 9: if all of that helped or hurt.
[21:49] Speaker 11: Oh.
[21:49] Speaker 4: Okay. Before we get too into the details, what's the
[21:52] Speaker 4: name of the girl that you met?
[21:53] Speaker 9: Oh, her name is Amanda. Amanda. Okay.
[21:56] Speaker 4: Where'd you meet her?
[21:58] Speaker 9: I met her off of the app. All right.
[22:00] Speaker 8: Okay.
[22:00] Speaker 2: And it doesn't sound like you're having a problem getting
[22:02] Speaker 2: the dates, so that's good.
[22:03] Speaker 9: Yeah, I've never had problems getting the first date. It's
[22:06] Speaker 9: the second date that's been my issue. Yeah, yeah.
[22:09] Speaker 7: It's something you're doing on the date.
[22:10] Speaker 2: Yeah. Right.
[22:11] Speaker 4: So run us through how the date went.
[22:14] Speaker 9: Well, I took her to a wine bar. Cute.
[22:16] Speaker 4: Nice.
[22:16] Speaker 8: Good.
[22:17] Speaker 9: Yeah, I was trying to be very body conscious.
[22:22] Speaker 4: What does that mean?
[22:24] Speaker 9: You know, just based on the feedback I got from
[22:26] Speaker 9: her friend beforehand.
[22:26] Speaker 7: I see.
[22:27] Speaker 4: Oh, about the lip licking and hand flailing.
[22:30] Speaker 2: She's got the driest lips. It makes mine dry thinking
[22:33] Speaker 2: about it.
[22:34] Speaker 4: How are you body conscious about that stuff?
[22:37] Speaker 9: Well, I was very conscious about not licking my lips.
[22:39] Speaker 9: I even asked for a straw with my wine. What?
[22:43] Speaker 2: You went to a wine bar to ask for a straw?
[22:45] Speaker 7: Did you think about bringing chapstick? Because that always stops
[22:48] Speaker 7: me from doing, you know, licking my lips. Once you
[22:50] Speaker 7: put it on, then you're like.
[22:51] Speaker 8: Okay, I'm better.
[22:52] Speaker 9: Yeah, I should have thought about that.
[22:54] Speaker 7: Okay, it all kind of helps.
[22:56] Speaker 2: You actually put a straw in a wine glass and
[22:58] Speaker 2: drank it that way.
[23:00] Speaker 9: Yeah, I was also keeping my hands down at my side,
[23:03] Speaker 9: like I was just kind of bent down and sipped it.
[23:05] Speaker 9: Like a kid?
[23:05] Speaker 7: Like you're drinking chocolate milk?
[23:07] Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't want to get too handsy with your
[23:09] Speaker 4: straw and your wine glass. Got it, got it.
[23:10] Speaker 2: Did you knock it over? That sounds like a terrible situation.
[23:14] Speaker 9: No, no, I didn't knock it over, but I don't
[23:17] Speaker 9: know if she thought it was weird.
[23:18] Speaker 4: Yes!
[23:18] Speaker 9: You know, I was just trying to correct what my
[23:20] Speaker 9: work friend had said.
[23:21] Speaker 3: Did you tell her why or no?
[23:23] Speaker 9: No, I didn't tell her why I did ask her
[23:25] Speaker 9: for help, though, because.
[23:26] Speaker 2: Oh, no.
[23:27] Speaker 4: Oh, how?
[23:28] Speaker 9: Well, they weren't bringing the bill and I didn't want
[23:31] Speaker 9: to be waving my arms around at the waiter. So
[23:32] Speaker 9: I asked her to do it instead.
[23:35] Speaker 4: You had her flag down.
[23:36] Speaker 2: Did you tell your friend that this is what you did?
[23:41] Speaker 2: She would be mortified, I think, if this is how
[23:43] Speaker 2: you took the advice.
[23:45] Speaker 9: Listen, I was just trying to take the notes that
[23:47] Speaker 9: she gave. I know.
[23:48] Speaker 2: It's sweet. It's sweet that you're trying and you're trying
[23:50] Speaker 2: to improve yourself like we appreciate.
[23:52] Speaker 4: And that's the thing.
[23:53] Speaker 5: Whenever you're trying to fix something, you usually tend to
[23:56] Speaker 5: overcorrect on.
[23:57] Speaker 4: The behavior too much. Do you feel like maybe that's
[23:59] Speaker 4: what happened?
[24:00] Speaker 9: I definitely think I went too far the other way.
[24:03] Speaker 9: I even gave her a no-armed hug, which I'm sure
[24:07] Speaker 9: was awkward.
[24:07] Speaker 10: Wait, what?
[24:07] Speaker 4: That's weird.
[24:09] Speaker 2: It's not a hug.
[24:11] Speaker 4: Bumping into her?
[24:12] Speaker 2: You just rubbed your chest up against her?
[24:14] Speaker 9: My shoulder, but yeah, basically.
[24:17] Speaker 5: In your defense, I'm sure it was the best no-armed
[24:19] Speaker 5: hug that she's ever gotten.
[24:20] Speaker 4: In her entire life.
[24:21] Speaker 2: Did she hug you back?
[24:23] Speaker 9: She did, but she kind of didn't know what to do.
[24:25] Speaker 9: She just kind of put her shoulder back and drove
[24:28] Speaker 9: it into mine.
[24:28] Speaker 4: Oh, so the feeling is mutual then. Okay.
[24:31] Speaker 9: Yeah, it was not the kind of bumping uglies I
[24:34] Speaker 9: was hoping for.
[24:36] Speaker 5: So what's happened since? Because my guess is you're not
[24:38] Speaker 5: texting or since you're not allowing yourself to use your hands.
[24:42] Speaker 7: That's the only problem.
[24:43] Speaker 2: No, just his nose.
[24:45] Speaker 9: I just keep my phone down at my side when
[24:47] Speaker 9: I do my texting, so I'm not waving them around.
[24:49] Speaker 2: Wait, you're still practicing this no hands thing?
[24:54] Speaker 9: No, I was joking with that one.
[24:58] Speaker 4: The humor is on point.
[24:59] Speaker 7: Charming.
[24:59] Speaker 4: So how long has it been since your no hand
[25:02] Speaker 4: wine date?
[25:03] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[25:03] Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
[25:19] Speaker 9: The reason she's not getting back to me.
[25:21] Speaker 2: True.
[25:22] Speaker 5: Could be another thing that you have to work on
[25:24] Speaker 5: in your personal dating life, but we're going.
[25:26] Speaker 4: To find out for sure. I hope not either.
[25:29] Speaker 5: Just make sure your lips are nice and super dry
[25:31] Speaker 5: to get ready to speak to her when we come back.
[25:34] Speaker 7: Is anybody else licking their lips?
[25:35] Speaker 4: I have like eight.
[25:36] Speaker 2: Times right now. I'm getting chapstick immediately.
[25:39] Speaker 4: Don't do it. It's not sexy.
[25:41] Speaker 5: We're going to be a sexy edition of the Second
[25:43] Speaker 5: Date Update right after this.
[25:45] Speaker 4: Hold on.
[25:46] Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
[25:47] Speaker 2: Second Date Update.
[25:50] Speaker 5: You've heard of bear hugs, side hugs, triple person sandwich hugs.
[25:56] Speaker 5: But have you ever heard of a no-armed hug? Well,
[26:00] Speaker 5: now you have, because our listener Anthony may have invented
[26:04] Speaker 5: it during his first date with Amanda.
[26:06] Speaker 2: It sounds kind of painful, depending on how pointy your
[26:09] Speaker 2: shoulders are.
[26:10] Speaker 4: It could be, but he did it because one of
[26:13] Speaker 4: his female friends told him that he tends to use
[26:15] Speaker 4: his hands too much whenever he talks and interacts. So
[26:19] Speaker 4: Anthony was trying to overcorrect for that during his date.
[26:23] Speaker 2: He definitely went to the extreme.
[26:24] Speaker 5: Yes, tried to use his hands as little as possible.
[26:28] Speaker 5: But most horrifying for Brooke was when he used a
[26:31] Speaker 5: straw in.
[26:31] Speaker 4: His wine glass.
[26:32] Speaker 2: I mean, honestly.
[26:33] Speaker 7: Still no hands.
[26:34] Speaker 4: Still no hands, yes.
[26:35] Speaker 2: I can't even believe you found a wine bar that
[26:37] Speaker 2: had a straw. Good point.
[26:38] Speaker 5: But he did that because he was also told that
[26:41] Speaker 5: he licks his lips too much whenever he's talking. So
[26:44] Speaker 5: that was the workaround to not be licking his lips
[26:47] Speaker 5: the entire time. He's worried he may have overdone it,
[26:50] Speaker 5: but he's brave enough to come on the show and
[26:52] Speaker 5: admit his mistakes.
[26:54] Speaker 4: And you should be proud of that, Anthony.
[26:56] Speaker 9: Thanks, guys. I was thinking about it. And I think
[27:00] Speaker 9: it's OK if you tell her. About all of the
[27:03] Speaker 9: reasons why I was doing all that stuff.
[27:07] Speaker 2: I think that's a really good idea, Anthony. I think
[27:10] Speaker 2: that it shows that you're a person who's open to
[27:13] Speaker 2: constructive criticism, that you're willing to change. I think it's
[27:17] Speaker 2: all positive for you.
[27:18] Speaker 9: I appreciate you guys telling her. I'm not very good
[27:21] Speaker 9: with words, so I appreciate that.
[27:24] Speaker 4: Neither are we, so this is going to be a disaster.
[27:28] Speaker 4: Here we go.
[27:28] Speaker 5: I'm going to use my hands to dial Amanda's phone number.
[27:32] Speaker 5: That's all the hand play that we'll get for today.
[27:33] Speaker 4: Here we go.
[27:37] Speaker 9: Hello?
[27:42] Speaker 4: Hey, are we speaking to Amanda?
[27:45] Speaker 9: Yes, this is Amanda.
[27:47] Speaker 5: Hey, Amanda, you're on a radio show right now. There's
[27:49] Speaker 5: a whole room of people here. We're called Brooke and
[27:52] Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.
[27:52] Speaker 7: Good morning.
[27:55] Speaker 8: Hi.
[27:55] Speaker 9: Yeah. Did I win something?
[27:59] Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
[28:01] Speaker 2: We haven't had a budget for that in a long time.
[28:05] Speaker 4: Should have called us back in the 1980s. But no,
[28:07] Speaker 4: we're doing a segment called the Second Date Update.
[28:11] Speaker 9: Okay. Okay.
[28:12] Speaker 5: If you haven't heard that before, it's where one of
[28:14] Speaker 5: our listeners has reached out to us after he went
[28:17] Speaker 5: out on a date with you, had a really good time,
[28:19] Speaker 5: but he's having trouble locking down a second one.
[28:22] Speaker 4: A guy named Anthony.
[28:25] Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
[28:26] Speaker 6: Yeah, I went on a date with Anthony.
[28:28] Speaker 8: Right.
[28:29] Speaker 4: Okay.
[28:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, I like your tone. It sounds like you're remembering
[28:33] Speaker 2: it in a positive way.
[28:34] Speaker 9: I mean, kind of.
[28:38] Speaker 2: Okay.
[28:38] Speaker 10: Okay.
[28:38] Speaker 5: Well, we figured there must be something up because you
[28:42] Speaker 5: haven't met up with him a second time. And we're
[28:44] Speaker 5: just trying to help Anthony figure out if there's a
[28:46] Speaker 5: reason for that.
[28:48] Speaker 9: Gotcha. Okay.
[28:51] Speaker 4: And he does have a thought about maybe why you're
[28:56] Speaker 4: not calling him. You may have noticed his behavior was
[28:59] Speaker 4: a little different.
[29:00] Speaker 9: I mean, I think he was great.
[29:03] Speaker 10: Like, the conversation was good. But, you know, there was
[29:05] Speaker 10: a few things that were kind of funny. Like, he
[29:09] Speaker 10: drank from a straw, his wine.
[29:11] Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Did you about die when he asked
[29:14] Speaker 2: the waitress for a straw to drink his wine?
[29:17] Speaker 10: Yeah, I just thought that it was kind of strange, especially, like,
[29:20] Speaker 10: on a first date.
[29:22] Speaker 2: Do you know what I would have assumed?
[29:24] Speaker 1: Because I read a tip a long time ago, like,
[29:25] Speaker 1: drink coffee out of a straw and you won't stain
[29:27] Speaker 1: your teeth. Like, did you have any thought as to
[29:30] Speaker 1: why I was doing that?
[29:32] Speaker 10: So one of my girlfriends insists that the restaurants don't
[29:35] Speaker 10: clean their glasses well enough, so she always drinks with
[29:37] Speaker 10: a straw no matter what.
[29:38] Speaker 6: So I was like, oh, maybe.
[29:40] Speaker 10: It's something like that.
[29:41] Speaker 2: Interesting. It's a theory.
[29:43] Speaker 7: It stands out.
[29:44] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[29:44] Speaker 4: Dirty wine glasses does explain a lot of Brooke's odd behavior.
[29:48] Speaker 9: That would make sense. Yeah, I didn't ask, though. I
[29:51] Speaker 9: didn't ask him about it.
[29:52] Speaker 4: Okay.
[29:52] Speaker 2: How do you get that oaky flavor if it's all
[29:54] Speaker 2: washed off, you know?
[29:55] Speaker 4: I get it. You like the natural tree flavor. So
[29:59] Speaker 4: is that all that you noticed, the straw and the
[30:01] Speaker 4: wine glass?
[30:03] Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, and then also just, like, his texts.
[30:05] Speaker 10: I could tell that he was not being genuine. It was, like,
[30:08] Speaker 10: almost like he put it into chat GPT.
[30:10] Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
[30:10] Speaker 2: Wait, before or after the date.
[30:13] Speaker 4: I'm guessing?
[30:14] Speaker 10: Beforehand, it didn't seem like that, but afterwards, it seemed
[30:16] Speaker 10: like that.
[30:17] Speaker 9: Yeah. And I can't be sure.
[30:19] Speaker 10: Of it, but I've used ChatGPT enough.
[30:21] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[30:21] Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
[30:22] Speaker 2: I mean, when my friends talk in their Teslas, though,
[30:24] Speaker 2: it does that. It does periods after every sentence. When
[30:27] Speaker 2: you talk out loud, they talk out loud. I know,
[30:29] Speaker 2: but there's just, like, a cadence to it. Like, we
[30:31] Speaker 2: used to have a sales guy who would send all
[30:32] Speaker 2: of his emails via ChatGPT, and they're so cheesy and awful.
[30:37] Speaker 5: So you're upset because you think that he's been using
[30:40] Speaker 5: ChatGPT to help write messages to you.
[30:43] Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, I'm not upset, but I'm just, like,
[30:45] Speaker 10: really turned off by that because it's, like.
[30:47] Speaker 8: I want someone.
[30:48] Speaker 10: To have deep conversations with me, not, like, an AI boyfriend.
[30:51] Speaker 9: You can order those, actually, but.
[30:53] Speaker 6: She's looking at me.
[30:55] Speaker 2: That's really funny.
[30:57] Speaker 9: I mean, I.
[30:58] Speaker 1: When we talk to him, it's really funny that you
[30:59] Speaker 1: say that because he did mention before we called you
[31:02] Speaker 1: that he wasn't very good with words. So maybe it's
[31:04] Speaker 1: just something where he didn't think his message was good enough.
[31:08] Speaker 2: You know?
[31:09] Speaker 5: Let's give him a chance to try to use his
[31:11] Speaker 5: words because he actually is on the other line of
[31:13] Speaker 5: this phone call waiting to jump in and.
[31:15] Speaker 4: Speak with you.
[31:15] Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
[31:16] Speaker 2: Hey.
[31:17] Speaker 8: Hey, Amanda.
[31:18] Speaker 2: Look at that.
[31:20] Speaker 9: I'm sorry. Yeah.
[31:22] Speaker 2: Oh, she's sorry. I know. You guys are so nice. Yeah.
[31:25] Speaker 10: I just feel bad because I feel like I'm... I
[31:29] Speaker 10: feel bad that I said that, but it's true.
[31:31] Speaker 4: Well, is it true? We don't know that.
[31:35] Speaker 9: I'm not going to deny it, but there is an explanation.
[31:37] Speaker 8: Oh.
[31:38] Speaker 2: Okay.
[31:39] Speaker 7: So you have been using chat GPT.
[31:41] Speaker 4: What's going on?
[31:44] Speaker 9: I have, but you're not going to believe this. I
[31:48] Speaker 9: was one of the inventors of ChatGPT, so in a way,
[31:51] Speaker 9: those are my words.
[31:53] Speaker 7: No way!
[31:55] Speaker 2: Hasn't been around for a long time.
[31:57] Speaker 7: This is Chad from ChatGPT.
[32:01] Speaker 1: Anthony, ChatGPT works by taking everything on the internet, essentially,
[32:06] Speaker 1: and learning from that.
[32:07] Speaker 7: Did you just invent a part of the technology or something?
[32:10] Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
[32:11] Speaker 9: Yeah, I did. I did help invent it.
[32:15] Speaker 5: So your justification is that because you helped do the
[32:18] Speaker 5: codes for ChatGPT, ChatGPT is actually using your words.
[32:24] Speaker 9: I mean, essentially, yes.
[32:27] Speaker 7: Well, I use your words a lot, brother. I'm sorry. Yeah,
[32:30] Speaker 7: thank you.
[32:31] Speaker 2: Wouldn't you be so rich?
[32:33] Speaker 7: You mean he's not rich?
[32:34] Speaker 4: How do we know he's not rich?
[32:36] Speaker 2: I don't know. He's calling us for help. Rich people
[32:39] Speaker 2: don't listen to us. Don't real rich people have assistants
[32:42] Speaker 2: to do stuff?
[32:43] Speaker 5: Anthony, how do you feel that Brooke just insinuated that
[32:46] Speaker 5: you're broke?
[32:47] Speaker 2: I didn't say broke. There's somewhere in between, Jeff, you know?
[32:51] Speaker 7: Wow, you're middle class.
[32:52] Speaker 2: You're not like, I invented chat GPT, Rich.
[32:55] Speaker 4: How do you know?
[32:56] Speaker 2: I just, I don't know.
[32:58] Speaker 7: You keep laying it on thick to Anthony.
[33:00] Speaker 4: Anthony, feel free to respond.
[33:02] Speaker 9: I can neither confirm nor deny, but... I can at
[33:06] Speaker 9: least say that I have not had luck with second dates,
[33:09] Speaker 9: and that's why I came to you guys.
[33:10] Speaker 2: But don't women throw themselves at you when they learn
[33:14] Speaker 2: that you're the founder, like one of the founding people
[33:17] Speaker 2: of ChatGPT?
[33:19] Speaker 9: I don't normally tell people that because they never believe me.
[33:22] Speaker 3: Girls Google every guy's name, they go out.
[33:24] Speaker 2: Watch out.
[33:26] Speaker 7: They'll find out.
[33:27] Speaker 2: Okay. I mean, I have no reason not to believe you.
[33:30] Speaker 4: It's more about Amanda. Amanda, what do you think hearing that?
[33:32] Speaker 8: Good point.
[33:33] Speaker 10: I mean, I'm also having trouble believing it.
[33:36] Speaker 9: You don't think.
[33:38] Speaker 4: He's telling the truth?
[33:39] Speaker 2: It's one of those, like, gambles that you want to take, right? Like,
[33:41] Speaker 2: what's the worst that could happen?
[33:43] Speaker 3: Oh, ask Chad GPT if he's the founder of Chad GPT.
[33:46] Speaker 7: Does it even change anything? Like, how petty are we?
[33:49] Speaker 7: If he is a billionaire or if he's not, do
[33:52] Speaker 7: you like him?
[33:53] Speaker 2: I don't even date for money, and a billionaire changes everything.
[33:56] Speaker 9: Okay. Listen, I never said I was a billionaire, and
[33:59] Speaker 9: you guys are making this all about money.
[34:01] Speaker 7: That's my point. Does she like you for you?
[34:05] Speaker 9: Yeah, I did like the wine date. That was nice.
[34:08] Speaker 4: Okay. I mean, that's real Anthony, face-to-face.
[34:11] Speaker 10: Yeah, he didn't ask me to split the bill, so
[34:13] Speaker 10: maybe he did start ChatGPT.
[34:16] Speaker 7: I don't think that means that either.
[34:17] Speaker 4: Maybe he is rich. Okay.
[34:19] Speaker 7: He's got enough for dinner.
[34:21] Speaker 2: I feel like there's enough here that you'd want to
[34:23] Speaker 2: go out and just see what's up.
[34:25] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[34:25] Speaker 5: Do a little investigation to find out what he really
[34:28] Speaker 5: does for work. And if you're willing to see him
[34:30] Speaker 5: one more time, we would pay for that date, Amanda.
[34:33] Speaker 1: Ooh.
[34:33] Speaker 10: I mean, I'm definitely going to Google him to see
[34:36] Speaker 10: if he's telling the truth.
[34:37] Speaker 9: Okay.
[34:38] Speaker 10: I would go on a second date.
[34:40] Speaker 9: Okay. I didn't work on Google, so I don't know
[34:42] Speaker 9: what that one's going to say.
[34:43] Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
[34:44] Speaker 5: You can never trust them.
[34:46] Speaker 2: They're not trusting anybody. Okay, AI mode.
[34:48] Speaker 4: But you did agree to another date, so this is successful. Anthony.
[34:52] Speaker 2: Oh, maybe AI stands for Anthony Intelligence.
[34:55] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[34:57] Speaker 4: Anthony, is that true?
[34:59] Speaker 9: I can neither confirm nor deny. I do want to confirm, though,
[35:05] Speaker 9: that I don't actually drink wine through a straw.
[35:07] Speaker 2: Okay.
[35:08] Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
[35:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, we never explained that to her, Anthony.
[35:11] Speaker 7: Yeah, and she actually didn't mind.
[35:13] Speaker 9: I mean, she noticed. Well, we can talk about all
[35:14] Speaker 9: that on our next date. It'll be a fun story.
[35:17] Speaker 2: All right.
[35:19] Speaker 4: And just wait till you see what he can do
[35:20] Speaker 4: with his hands, too.
[35:21] Speaker 2: This is going to be interesting.
[35:27] Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
[35:30] Speaker 5: You know, it's funny that you say rich people don't
[35:33] Speaker 5: listen to our show.
[35:35] Speaker 6: Don't they?
[35:36] Speaker 4: When we literally had the Gates family in here as
[35:39] Speaker 4: admitted fans, are they not rich enough for you, Alexis?
[35:43] Speaker 3: I wasn't here, so it's been a long time since
[35:45] Speaker 3: we don't know that they still listen.
[35:46] Speaker 2: And it was the kids. Like, Bill and Melinda never
[35:49] Speaker 2: came in.
[35:50] Speaker 9: Oh, okay.
[35:51] Speaker 4: Kids, you don't count it. I don't know.
[35:53] Speaker 2: I guess you're right. I got hung up on the
[35:54] Speaker 2: money aspect of it, which is not something I typically do.
[35:58] Speaker 8: You do.
[35:58] Speaker 4: And how dare you shame all of our billionaire listeners
[36:01] Speaker 4: all over the world. I want them to know that, hey,
[36:04] Speaker 4: I see you and I am available for whatever, wherever.
[36:08] Speaker 4: Prices are listed on my blog. You will find I
[36:12] Speaker 4: will do almost anything.
[36:14] Speaker 2: Jeff wants a millionaire.com. Oh, billionaire.
[36:16] Speaker 4: Billionaire.
[36:17] Speaker 9: Sorry, my bad.
[36:18] Speaker 5: Overall, though, I will say I am happy that Anthony
[36:21] Speaker 5: was able to pull out another date. But if we
[36:23] Speaker 5: do find out later that his friend suggested to tell
[36:26] Speaker 5: the girl that he's some sort of AI mogul, obviously
[36:29] Speaker 5: it works.
[36:29] Speaker 4: So touche, Anthony. Well done.
[36:31] Speaker 2: I just want an update so I can find out
[36:33] Speaker 2: if this is true or not.
[36:34] Speaker 4: Me too. Because you can't ask ChatGPT. Who knows what
[36:37] Speaker 4: that's going to say. Maybe the listeners can do some
[36:39] Speaker 4: sleuthing for us and tell us if they can find
[36:41] Speaker 4: an Anthony who created a code.
[36:42] Speaker 8: Yes.
[36:43] Speaker 2: AI always lies to you.
[36:44] Speaker 7: That's true too.
[36:46] Speaker 4: And while you're doing your research, go research our show
[36:49] Speaker 4: wherever you get your podcasts. We're available, Apple, Spotify, wherever
[36:52] Speaker 4: you find them. Just look up Brooke and Jeffrey.

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