# PROSECCO, PLOT TWISTS & POOR DECISIONS ft. Dree Taylor

An episode of [Cocktales with Kiki](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1149484402), 22 Aug 2026, 1 h 43 min.

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Every sip has a story… and apparently one glass of Prosecco has about 20. Dree Taylor is back, and this week we're catching up on everything from the RHOA reunion and our latest reality TV opinions to moving drama, family updates, expensive weddings, questionable decisions and the very real possibility that Whitley almost sent somebody to the First 48. Then the stories start STORYING. We get into some absolutely unhinged listener submissions—including a workplace hookup with more parts than a Netflix limited series—and Dree and I add a few confessions of our own. Somewhere along the way we're talking broken beds, sex on vacation, old flames, bad decisions, and why some stories only get funnier once enough time has passed. Grab a drink and come sit with us. Because around here, every sip has a story—and this week, we have plenty. Follow My Girl! @_dreetaylor Follow Me! @cocktalespodcast @kikisaidso Contact us! Advice: advice@cocktalespod.com CockTales: cocktales@cocktalespod.com SIP & SPILL You can also leave a voicemail instead of an email for advice and cocktales or to just get something off your chest!! 404-692-0039 Join Patreon to help support the show! www.patreon.com/cocktales Get Your Merch & Order Your Card Game www.imcurioustoknow.com Bali With Kiki! The Travel Tribe Experience: https://travel.kikisaidso.com/Bali Get Klassy Baste! Learn to Cook with Kiki www.klassybaste.com Join Kiki's Book Club www.patreon.com/kikisaidso Sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code COCKTALESPOD at checkout to get 30% off sitewide during the LABOR DAY SALE. Exclusive with my code! VB Health Make every encounter slipperier, sexier, and downright sensational. It’s time to get Soaking Wet and keep those good times coming...literally. And the best part? Soaking Wet is formulated by medical doctors at VB Health. Visit soakingwet.com and use code COCKTALES for 10% off Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cocktales-with-kiki--2818687/support. CONNECT WITH US Follow the host and join the conversation after the episode: Kiki Said So (Kiara Walker) Instagram: @kikisaidso TikTok: @kikisaidso Cocktales With Kiki Instagram:@cocktalespodcast TikTok: @cocktalespodcast Want to be a guest on Cocktales? We are always looking for interesting guests, experts, and storytellers to join the show. If you would like to be considered, please fill out our guest submission form here: Guest Interest Form

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: It's Kiki. If a nigga trip, I'm your treat. Tree
[0:05] Speaker 1: can catch me course side or what greaste took me
[0:08] Speaker 1: on a trip? Put his face in my feet, chee
[0:10] Speaker 1: and rich nigga Niel. Let me see how the rock
[0:12] Speaker 1: field run back with his money still the tea is
[0:14] Speaker 1: a cocktail.
[0:15] Speaker 2: He keeping tabs.
[0:16] Speaker 1: Let him see how to box field. Now I got
[0:18] Speaker 1: him blocked. You can't keep me on lockdown. He liked
[0:22] Speaker 1: the way he Welcome back to cocktails with Kiki, you guys.
[0:28] Speaker 1: Today's cocktail is going to be a simple glass of prosecco,
[0:32] Speaker 1: a rose prosecco. My ho host is back because that's
[0:40] Speaker 1: Dree Taylor. Welcome back girl. Y'all listen, I like you.
[0:45] Speaker 2: You do maybe eating.
[0:49] Speaker 1: Me up too. Y'all really be mad at us when
[0:51] Speaker 1: we don't share sex stories. But I want y'all to
[0:54] Speaker 1: know sometime we don't be having sex. Y'all know I've
[0:56] Speaker 1: been moving for sixty days. Let me tell y'all because
[0:59] Speaker 1: I'm on the other side of it. Shout out to
[1:01] Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bedding because I have my bed now it's not
[1:05] Speaker 1: ready yet. I have been on an air mattress. My
[1:08] Speaker 1: back hurts. I got an attitude and my neck hurts,
[1:12] Speaker 1: Like that's not a fun place to be having sex.
[1:15] Speaker 1: I'll tell y'all more about it another place yet. I mean,
[1:18] Speaker 1: I didn't want but I'm not doing it again. Yeah,
[1:21] Speaker 1: since you moved. No, I did it before. I won't
[1:25] Speaker 1: be doing that again. I was like, we just gonna
[1:27] Speaker 1: have to wait till the Brooklyn bedding bed is ready.
[1:30] Speaker 1: It can take like two days, but it's already looking
[1:33] Speaker 1: very comfortable. I can't wait to hop on in. I
[1:35] Speaker 1: put together the platform, so let's hope it's sturdy nearby
[1:43] Speaker 1: just broken. I know that would be so embarrassing. Has
[1:45] Speaker 1: that ever happened to you?
[1:46] Speaker 2: Yes?
[1:47] Speaker 1: Me too. It was very embarrassed.
[1:49] Speaker 2: I was traumatized for like two seconds.
[1:51] Speaker 1: I didn't know.
[1:51] Speaker 2: I thought it was a hurricane. I didn't know how
[1:53] Speaker 2: I was. I thought the world was in It was
[1:55] Speaker 2: just and it was like, yeah, fine, it was.
[2:02] Speaker 1: His bed and I was embarrassed. But then I was like,
[2:03] Speaker 1: why am I embarrassed like this? You? Maybe you're gonna
[2:08] Speaker 1: slow down on them cheeseburgers. I don't know, but I
[2:12] Speaker 1: guess he had been gaining away. I don't know he
[2:14] Speaker 1: didn't have it secure. I don't know, but maybe don't
[2:17] Speaker 1: get the wood slats.
[2:18] Speaker 2: That's what it was.
[2:21] Speaker 1: Now on my bed, there was a man who decided
[2:25] Speaker 1: he was just gonna jump up and hop down on
[2:26] Speaker 1: the bed. I don't know why he did that, and
[2:29] Speaker 1: I was like, you done broke my bed in here
[2:34] Speaker 1: playing gymnastics. What the fuck? Why would you do that?
[2:38] Speaker 1: What is going on? I don't know if the Olympics
[2:41] Speaker 1: were on and what was going on, but that was
[2:42] Speaker 1: like a weird time anyway, played too much? Can he
[2:46] Speaker 1: too bid to be jumping on other people's Okay, you're
[2:49] Speaker 1: not a toddler, pay for it. No, he was supposed
[2:54] Speaker 1: to fix it here.
[2:55] Speaker 2: Playing on people bed like that, because you know how
[2:57] Speaker 2: much of beds would exactly.
[3:01] Speaker 1: Anyways, So what's been going on with you besides getting
[3:04] Speaker 1: cussed out by production?
[3:06] Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I've just been watching TV, which.
[3:09] Speaker 1: You been watching Housewives? Of course, I've been catching up
[3:14] Speaker 1: on that. I'm called up on Atlanta. Huh, we may
[3:18] Speaker 1: as well before we forget Okay, So we were talking about
[3:21] Speaker 1: Real Housewives last week, but we were recorded that a
[3:24] Speaker 1: while ago, so we were still in the middle of
[3:26] Speaker 1: the season. Now we're up to date. I watched part
[3:30] Speaker 1: two of the reunion. Now let me say this, We're
[3:34] Speaker 1: going to skip part one for real. We need to
[3:36] Speaker 1: start consolidating these reunions. I get it why they're stretching
[3:39] Speaker 1: it out, but I don't need to spend a month
[3:41] Speaker 1: reuniting with the ladies in these gowns.
[3:44] Speaker 2: They not gonna come to a resolve, because isn't that
[3:47] Speaker 2: what the reunion is for?
[3:49] Speaker 1: I would like a resolve or like, well, it's still
[3:52] Speaker 1: a resolve. I guess if you are, just like girl,
[3:54] Speaker 1: fuck you and fuck you too, and we're just not
[3:57] Speaker 1: gonna be friends anymore, and we're gonna start.
[3:59] Speaker 2: I feel like they do that so that you can
[4:01] Speaker 2: stretch out the next season, you know what I'm saying.
[4:04] Speaker 2: So the next season can we could pick it up
[4:06] Speaker 2: where we left off.
[4:07] Speaker 1: But that is just so like exhausting for me as
[4:11] Speaker 1: a viewer. It is I want to get to it.
[4:14] Speaker 1: They need to adopt practices like Love Island. What you mean,
[4:19] Speaker 1: it's a Love Island episode every damn day, girl, Yes,
[4:22] Speaker 1: so you we don't need them every day because that's
[4:24] Speaker 1: gonna be a whole lot of hollering.
[4:25] Speaker 2: I like stuff like that, though, hollering that soothes to me.
[4:28] Speaker 2: I like to hear people. Yes, yes, I just stopped
[4:31] Speaker 2: watching Baddies, but like it relaxes me to see people
[4:34] Speaker 2: you read. I know, I know I'm being bad. Said
[4:37] Speaker 2: just stopped because they started tasing people in the club.
[4:40] Speaker 2: It got crazy.
[4:40] Speaker 1: Wait a minute, security is tasting them or the baddies.
[4:43] Speaker 2: The baddies tasing each other. Girl, somebody finna diue go
[4:48] Speaker 2: to jail above. They need to stop.
[4:50] Speaker 1: And I don't have nothing to say about the Baddies.
[4:53] Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to say. I don't watch the show.
[4:56] Speaker 1: I don't have zeus.
[4:57] Speaker 2: Oh I do. I got zoos Now there's TV trans
[5:00] Speaker 2: network network.
[5:01] Speaker 1: You got everybody.
[5:02] Speaker 2: I do. I like confrontation. I do. But what was
[5:06] Speaker 2: he saying?
[5:08] Speaker 1: Why they stretch out the shows.
[5:09] Speaker 2: And Love Island My sister moved to London for a
[5:12] Speaker 2: job for like a year. Okay, it's like it's Love Island.
[5:16] Speaker 2: It's a show. It's like American Idol, like it come
[5:18] Speaker 2: on every day.
[5:19] Speaker 1: I'm like, what wait, why does she compare it to
[5:21] Speaker 1: American Idols day? Do they ever have challenghw?
[5:28] Speaker 2: They just had a show episode sponsored by Saraphie Neutrogena.
[5:33] Speaker 2: One of them.
[5:34] Speaker 1: Well, we're not fooling neutrogena right now. Anyways, continue and
[5:39] Speaker 1: so what you were saying, why she she was telling
[5:42] Speaker 1: you about Love Island, Like, oh.
[5:43] Speaker 2: Yeah, I love Love Island. Every summer, I'm like, let's.
[5:47] Speaker 1: Go Love Island. Let's go to I know so much
[5:51] Speaker 1: about Love Island. I have voted, but that's another show
[5:54] Speaker 1: I don't even watch.
[5:55] Speaker 2: You don't watch Love Island.
[5:57] Speaker 1: Because when I found out about it last summer. I
[6:01] Speaker 1: last summer, well I heard about it. But when I
[6:03] Speaker 1: was like, okay, let me go ahead and clock in
[6:05] Speaker 1: and start watching, that's when I discovered, Oh, this is
[6:08] Speaker 1: a daily thing. And that's why it's such a phenomenon,
[6:11] Speaker 1: because y'all are hooked on this like crack.
[6:14] Speaker 2: They're like rats and were watching them. It's like a
[6:16] Speaker 2: social experiment. We just watching them in the villa.
[6:19] Speaker 1: Like I mean, last summer, everywhere I went, I was
[6:24] Speaker 1: at Microcenter looking for I don't even know what. I
[6:27] Speaker 1: was looking for, some kind of equipment, something that's probably
[6:30] Speaker 1: sitting in a storage closet right now that I never
[6:33] Speaker 1: used after I spend all that money on it. Anyway,
[6:35] Speaker 1: I'm at micro Center and I'm hearing the cashiers talk
[6:38] Speaker 1: about it up front and then I'm looking at this
[6:40] Speaker 1: guys and I thought it was like a girl show.
[6:42] Speaker 1: And then my sister wouldn't shut up about it. She
[6:44] Speaker 1: made me download the app. I had to vote for
[6:46] Speaker 1: people constantly. Landria, Yeah, I had to vote for her, yeah,
[6:54] Speaker 1: and some other people. When I did that Virgin Voyages
[6:57] Speaker 1: creator Crea there were Love Island people on there, and
[7:01] Speaker 1: I don't know because I don't watch the show, but
[7:02] Speaker 1: apparently we were all hanging out and having good time.
[7:04] Speaker 1: They were really cool. Everybody was cool. I don't know
[7:06] Speaker 1: who halfen people were except for the retirement Home people.
[7:10] Speaker 2: And they was not on Love Island because it's the
[7:12] Speaker 2: age requirement.
[7:13] Speaker 1: Oh, they weren't on there. But do you know what
[7:15] Speaker 1: retirement Home is?
[7:16] Speaker 2: The senior citizens.
[7:19] Speaker 1: Oh, it's a show. It's like an Instagram account and
[7:21] Speaker 1: it's like all these old people that are like making content.
[7:25] Speaker 1: They be doing dances, just retirement or.
[7:28] Speaker 2: Something like that.
[7:28] Speaker 1: Yes, the black guys, okay, all on there and having
[7:35] Speaker 1: a good time. That was cutting up.
[7:36] Speaker 2: The content went through the roof. I always they had
[7:39] Speaker 2: Love Island When I was a little sprain chicken.
[7:42] Speaker 1: You would have went on there, girl, what now these
[7:45] Speaker 1: competitions that they have or challenges? I thought, like some
[7:49] Speaker 1: milk being swapped or something between mouths, and like everybody's
[7:52] Speaker 1: always kissing everybody. Everybody has herpes. Do you have to
[7:56] Speaker 1: sign a waiver like the company can when you catch it?
[8:01] Speaker 2: I don't know all that, but the challenges do get
[8:03] Speaker 2: a little freak coffee sometimes, so I don't know, but
[8:07] Speaker 2: I'll be up there in the bikini all day eating
[8:09] Speaker 2: egg and the avocado toes, telling the guy like, you
[8:14] Speaker 2: got me fucked up? Go talk to her end if
[8:16] Speaker 2: you like her, I can do that.
[8:18] Speaker 1: Do they always bring their families?
[8:20] Speaker 2: Yeah, if you make it to the end? Okay, okay,
[8:22] Speaker 2: make it to the end. But UK is way better
[8:24] Speaker 2: than you got a clocking into UK. It's way better.
[8:28] Speaker 1: It's too many episodes. So when I was in Texas,
[8:31] Speaker 1: I was just in Texas for the moves at Margarita Party,
[8:33] Speaker 1: which was so much fun. I want one for my birthday.
[8:36] Speaker 2: I think, fuck Love Island. I want to talk about
[8:39] Speaker 2: the Moon moves girl.
[8:40] Speaker 1: Okay, so basically everybody had on pretty much the same
[8:43] Speaker 1: moves because we were all on TikTok shop order them
[8:45] Speaker 1: with the no not the same print, but it's the
[8:48] Speaker 1: same exact style with the matches scar but it was
[8:51] Speaker 1: really cute. I ordered extra and some people just showed
[8:56] Speaker 1: up in like uh T shirt dresses, like that kind
[8:58] Speaker 1: of nightgown, and I was like, even I knew. I
[9:02] Speaker 1: feel like I be the most out of touch, but
[9:04] Speaker 1: that's okay. I had extra show. I shared we got
[9:06] Speaker 1: a cake. Shout out to the bakery. I'm gonna put
[9:09] Speaker 1: a link to her instagram in or yeah, I link
[9:12] Speaker 1: to her instagram in the episode description. She made us
[9:15] Speaker 1: a really nice cake. It was so good. I know
[9:18] Speaker 1: this is weird. I want a wedding cake flavor like
[9:21] Speaker 1: the Amaretto flavor that is my favorite.
[9:23] Speaker 2: Well, that's where we have manifest being a wife doing
[9:27] Speaker 2: like that.
[9:28] Speaker 1: Oh I just wanted to eat cake, okay, yeah, because
[9:31] Speaker 1: I love that flavor. I like it in the snow cone,
[9:33] Speaker 1: I like it in my coffee, I like it in
[9:38] Speaker 1: ice cream. It's just a great flavor. Amoretto. That was
[9:41] Speaker 1: my first, well, my second drink an Amaretto sour, which
[9:45] Speaker 1: is really not a real drink drink when I got
[9:47] Speaker 1: to the club, and that is so child like, why
[9:55] Speaker 1: would I be getting that? And then my next drink
[9:57] Speaker 1: was a godfather, So I mean I made that leak
[10:00] Speaker 1: that is very strong.
[10:01] Speaker 2: My second.
[10:03] Speaker 1: Oh you can get right to it. Huh, little razzle
[10:06] Speaker 1: Dazzle to the Long Island. Nice teeth. But the party
[10:09] Speaker 1: was good. Everybody made it out there. My aunt, whose
[10:12] Speaker 1: birthday it was, she did come to her birthday party
[10:15] Speaker 1: because the party was for her, and we were all concerned,
[10:17] Speaker 1: like if she go make it. She is was going
[10:19] Speaker 1: on and she was stressed. But she made it, and
[10:23] Speaker 1: we have gotten closer in recent years, Like there was
[10:27] Speaker 1: never any issues between us. She just wasn't my favorite.
[10:30] Speaker 1: I picked favorites, and I usually just like to lock
[10:32] Speaker 1: in like that, but we've been getting closer lately. And
[10:36] Speaker 1: so when she gave her birthday speech, I'm like filming
[10:39] Speaker 1: it and then she said something nice for me, and
[10:40] Speaker 1: I'm like, it's your birthday, why are you talking about me?
[10:42] Speaker 1: But it made Yeah. You know, I'm a weak ass
[10:45] Speaker 1: bitch sometimes I can really be a crybaby. But it
[10:48] Speaker 1: made me feel good because I know what it's like
[10:50] Speaker 1: to be going through a lot of stuff and feeling
[10:54] Speaker 1: like every time you call your friends, every time you
[10:56] Speaker 1: call your family, you don't have anything good to say.
[10:58] Speaker 1: You're like throws depressions. So then it's like you want
[11:01] Speaker 1: to isolate, but you need people, but you also don't
[11:03] Speaker 1: want to dump on people. And it's just like you're
[11:06] Speaker 1: considering everybody's feelings considering your feelings, and it's no resolve.
[11:09] Speaker 1: So I'm just like, girl, you called me and talk,
[11:11] Speaker 1: especially if you're not really looking for resolution or any
[11:14] Speaker 1: ideas and you just need to vent, that's the best time.
[11:16] Speaker 1: So then I don't have to think. I can just
[11:17] Speaker 1: listen to be like.
[11:19] Speaker 2: For real agulute one two, and then.
[11:23] Speaker 1: The good stories interesting. I don't mind. And you know,
[11:26] Speaker 1: if you tell me it's a secret, I can keep
[11:27] Speaker 1: it to myself. So anyway, we have lots of talks
[11:29] Speaker 1: like that, and it works in the two way street.
[11:31] Speaker 1: And it just felt good to know that she really
[11:33] Speaker 1: does appreciate it and it has been helping her, because
[11:36] Speaker 1: I'd be worried about people when they sad. You what
[11:39] Speaker 1: else happened? My grandma was there first. She had on
[11:41] Speaker 1: a Houchikuchi move, moved hers was short about.
[11:46] Speaker 2: She must be thick.
[11:47] Speaker 1: No, she bought it short short, no, like short. I
[11:54] Speaker 1: don't know.
[11:55] Speaker 2: I thought moves automatically hit that like are hitting like
[11:59] Speaker 2: gowns so.
[12:00] Speaker 1: Too, but nope, she had a different one and was coached,
[12:03] Speaker 1: and she stepped in the house like okay. But then
[12:07] Speaker 1: I think because everybody was like, dang, you got on
[12:09] Speaker 1: a short dress, she changed. She too had multiples, and
[12:13] Speaker 1: I know that's right.
[12:14] Speaker 2: Why did she change?
[12:18] Speaker 1: Because it made me nervous when she had on the
[12:20] Speaker 1: long one because I was stripping all day anyway, and
[12:28] Speaker 1: we got the drunkies. It was probably between me and me,
[12:36] Speaker 1: the birthday girl, and the hostess my sister, so one
[12:39] Speaker 1: of us, but I went to sleep early, so it's
[12:41] Speaker 1: probably one of them. We did a karaoke roulette which
[12:45] Speaker 1: was fun. So basically everybody puts their name on a
[12:48] Speaker 1: piece of paper and puts it in a bowl, and
[12:50] Speaker 1: then everybody also gets to pick a song and they
[12:52] Speaker 1: put it in a bowl, but you don't get to
[12:54] Speaker 1: do the song that you picked or that you put
[12:56] Speaker 1: on the thing. So you pick a name and pick
[12:58] Speaker 1: a song, and then that person and has to perform it.
[13:01] Speaker 2: Oh, I was just making up fucking games. That sounds good.
[13:06] Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun. And then I met my nephew,
[13:10] Speaker 1: my new nephew. Remember earlier than summer. I was telling
[13:13] Speaker 1: y'all somebody was having a baby, and y'all was like,
[13:15] Speaker 1: who's having a baby. It wouldn't me. I don't know
[13:16] Speaker 1: why y'all would think it would be me. Please don't
[13:20] Speaker 1: put that on me. But my brother had a baby.
[13:22] Speaker 1: I got to meet him. His eyes were mostly closed.
[13:25] Speaker 1: I think he's my granddaddy reincarnated.
[13:27] Speaker 2: That's how it be happening.
[13:29] Speaker 1: You have the same hairline and everything, and not his
[13:31] Speaker 1: hairline from when he was young, from when he was older.
[13:34] Speaker 2: Like it right here, squirrel.
[13:38] Speaker 1: It's like a like, you know, like receding hairline.
[13:41] Speaker 2: On the But then right here, who is that?
[13:44] Speaker 1: Missus? Jefferson George Jefferson.
[13:47] Speaker 2: The president, No, the other one that's not the right. Oh,
[14:03] Speaker 2: his name Sherman something.
[14:05] Speaker 1: Yeah. I repe to him too, because he's gone.
[14:07] Speaker 2: He's yeah.
[14:10] Speaker 1: Anyway, my little nephew got the haircut, but he's cool.
[14:13] Speaker 1: He didn't scratch me. I held him. I gave him
[14:15] Speaker 1: back to his parents. Yeah, he's new here, but I
[14:20] Speaker 1: don't know, he's got time. Joseph's hairline kind of looked
[14:23] Speaker 1: like that when he was born. He looked like the
[14:24] Speaker 1: little Gerber baby. He just had that little doll up
[14:26] Speaker 1: of hair. It was like a little swirl swoo, but
[14:31] Speaker 1: his was sticking up, kind of like oh where It's
[14:35] Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, anyway, so did that? What else happened?
[14:40] Speaker 1: I went to my homegirl Sandra. She had a baby
[14:43] Speaker 1: earlier this year too. All these people having babies, and
[14:45] Speaker 1: I'm just like, let me wash my hands when I leave.
[14:46] Speaker 1: I hope it's second tages. But she was watching Love
[14:48] Speaker 1: Island UK. I cannot escape it.
[14:51] Speaker 2: I love Love Island UK, I know, but I love
[14:55] Speaker 2: watching the new season.
[14:56] Speaker 1: I need her not she was she went back because
[14:59] Speaker 1: she said she started with the new season. But she
[15:01] Speaker 1: was like, it's so good, I have to go back,
[15:02] Speaker 1: and it's on Netflix.
[15:03] Speaker 2: Yeah it's now.
[15:06] Speaker 1: Let's talk about these heiffers I was wearing at Lantern. Yes,
[15:09] Speaker 1: what do you think about all that hooting and hollering
[15:12] Speaker 1: they were.
[15:12] Speaker 2: Doing, Kelly is that's hoo? They and the blowfish. She'd
[15:16] Speaker 2: be hooting and hollering. Girl, I'm so sick of her,
[15:20] Speaker 2: but I will give her her respect. She don't back down.
[15:23] Speaker 1: She doesn't she.
[15:25] Speaker 2: And when you feel a way about somebody good or bad,
[15:28] Speaker 2: it's like they're probably needed for the show. And I
[15:31] Speaker 2: be feeling like, oh, she get on my nerves, so
[15:34] Speaker 2: she's probably needed for the show. Honestly, she a good villain.
[15:37] Speaker 2: Or the fact that she's not afraid to go against Porsche.
[15:41] Speaker 1: Yeah, because that seems to be who you gotta be,
[15:44] Speaker 1: not afraid to go again.
[15:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, she the HB I c run the girls.
[15:49] Speaker 1: She really does. I'm just like, Wow, she went from
[15:52] Speaker 1: smacking people down and not being able to go to
[15:55] Speaker 1: the strip club. Now she's a lesbian and running shit
[15:57] Speaker 1: on the housewive I mean, and looking good doing it.
[16:01] Speaker 2: Two hundred and sixty five days out the year.
[16:03] Speaker 1: She is running shut off to Porsche. I'm gonna call
[16:08] Speaker 1: it porshot.
[16:09] Speaker 2: No for real? No, yeah, came to Shelle and Shamilah.
[16:14] Speaker 1: What they really happened? Who do you think was telling
[16:16] Speaker 1: the truth?
[16:18] Speaker 2: I don't understand why everybody lying, Like everybody everybody is lying,
[16:22] Speaker 2: and I feel like they can't remember.
[16:24] Speaker 1: You know what. I think it is the drunk. Your
[16:28] Speaker 1: memory is always gonna be faulty.
[16:29] Speaker 2: And then it's like I remember what I do when
[16:31] Speaker 2: I'm drunk. I don't I do.
[16:34] Speaker 1: I'll be like I said what I did?
[16:35] Speaker 3: What?
[16:36] Speaker 1: Let me tell you. There's so many things that I'm
[16:39] Speaker 1: just like I don't know if that happened or not.
[16:43] Speaker 1: It's dangerous. Yeah, I know. I try not to live
[16:45] Speaker 1: my life like that anymore.
[16:46] Speaker 2: So they be like feeding them liquor and not food.
[16:50] Speaker 1: That's what they said on the documentary. I watched The
[16:53] Speaker 1: Dark Side of and you know what, I thought it
[16:57] Speaker 1: was interesting about that documentary. It's aim to be Vicky's ass.
[17:01] Speaker 1: She's on the ultimate.
[17:02] Speaker 2: Ground, the main one.
[17:06] Speaker 1: I don't.
[17:08] Speaker 2: He is mean geez.
[17:10] Speaker 1: She is so nasty and so rude. And then the
[17:12] Speaker 1: way she tried to get them to sign up for insurance.
[17:16] Speaker 1: Did you see that. I don't watch the show they
[17:20] Speaker 1: got on. They were getting together in Orange County to
[17:24] Speaker 1: kick off this twenty year reunion, right, And so she
[17:27] Speaker 1: was an original.
[17:28] Speaker 2: Housewife, the first housewife.
[17:31] Speaker 1: She's not the first housewife as the one who was
[17:34] Speaker 1: the first housewife. I can't even remember her name. What
[17:36] Speaker 1: was it, Barbara, Joe Anne, I don't know. But unfortunately,
[17:41] Speaker 1: just because you're the first doesn't make you the most memorable.
[17:44] Speaker 1: Sorry to that lady. But Vicky was there and she
[17:47] Speaker 1: sells insurance, and her personality, as far as I've known her,
[17:51] Speaker 1: has been I worked. She has had multiple times where
[17:54] Speaker 1: she'd be like, I worked, and I remember her saying
[17:56] Speaker 1: that she put clipboards and what they thought was gonna
[17:59] Speaker 1: be like some VIP gift bag swag bags or something.
[18:01] Speaker 1: She put her snore on a button so that they
[18:04] Speaker 1: could push the button and make the story sound when
[18:07] Speaker 1: they got bored or when the conversation was going nowhere,
[18:10] Speaker 1: And then she had a clipboard for them to sign
[18:11] Speaker 1: up the store was cool, But then sign up for insurance.
[18:16] Speaker 1: I was waiting for it to be a girl.
[18:18] Speaker 2: She was gonna sign them up for a first class
[18:20] Speaker 2: trip to heal.
[18:21] Speaker 1: I don't believe that. And then it's like, you want
[18:23] Speaker 1: me to do life insurance that we're getting on a boat.
[18:25] Speaker 2: Yeah, girl gonna kill them.
[18:30] Speaker 1: Nobody signed up. She didn't want to talk to them.
[18:32] Speaker 1: She wanted nothing to do.
[18:34] Speaker 2: She had about twenty new legs.
[18:36] Speaker 1: She really did, and they pinely, I do need insurance,
[18:40] Speaker 1: but oh well, Viki, you're not selling it. I would
[18:44] Speaker 1: not want that to be my insurance agent. VICKI hod
[18:49] Speaker 1: she do and she's so mean. And then when she
[18:51] Speaker 1: started screaming at Teresa to pay her taxes, and Teresa
[18:54] Speaker 1: be like, huh, she didn't know what it meant.
[18:57] Speaker 2: When too slow to argue with child had said that she.
[19:01] Speaker 1: Would like to be horizontal with Marie. What does that mean?
[19:08] Speaker 1: In the amount of time it took for this woman
[19:10] Speaker 1: who has like four or five kids to figure this
[19:12] Speaker 1: out was funny to me. And then when they did
[19:15] Speaker 1: the pop ups, they did like these giant cutouts of
[19:19] Speaker 1: every housewife that was there and their original face. Too,
[19:22] Speaker 1: original face, original body. I wish the motherfucker would. I
[19:26] Speaker 1: never want to show up anywhere and see me from
[19:29] Speaker 1: ten years ago.
[19:31] Speaker 2: You don't want to see you.
[19:32] Speaker 1: No looking like Hoody and the Blowfish all puffy. No,
[19:35] Speaker 1: and I want to be edited down. Fix it. I
[19:39] Speaker 1: needed to look different.
[19:40] Speaker 2: They just wanted to remind the girls where they came from.
[19:43] Speaker 1: But some people did look really different. Yeah she did.
[19:48] Speaker 1: She she looked good though.
[19:51] Speaker 2: Vicky.
[19:53] Speaker 1: Vicky was saying she changed her nose, but was this
[19:56] Speaker 1: before the show started started. It looks the same she.
[20:04] Speaker 2: Did. I don't know what work she did, but she
[20:05] Speaker 2: did change her face. But I think now because she's
[20:08] Speaker 2: getting older, oh you know, it might be bad. You know.
[20:13] Speaker 1: Well, anyways, Pama can Atlanta look great? Giselle and Portia
[20:19] Speaker 1: they look wonderful And I can wait for nothing to
[20:22] Speaker 1: get to the East side. Oh, I can't wait. I
[20:27] Speaker 1: miss Sni. I miss her on my screen.
[20:29] Speaker 2: I don't know why they won't bring her back. They
[20:31] Speaker 2: kind of playing in her face, I mean a little bit.
[20:34] Speaker 1: Didn't she call them racist and say a bunch of stuff? Yeah,
[20:38] Speaker 1: I mean that would kind of make me not want
[20:39] Speaker 1: to give her millions of dollars either, even if I
[20:43] Speaker 1: was a racist. Like but you don't say the quiet
[20:45] Speaker 1: part out loud, so I get it. But I think
[20:48] Speaker 1: that she'll be back soon, hopefully. So you rather have
[20:52] Speaker 1: her back than Cynthia, because.
[20:54] Speaker 2: What else is going on?
[20:57] Speaker 1: We want to know to what else it's going on?
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[24:47] Speaker 2: So who's the MVP of this season of Housewives of Atlanta?
[24:52] Speaker 1: I guess Portia MVP. Yeah, who else? We got to
[24:57] Speaker 1: see her with her pretend relationship with Mike. We got
[25:01] Speaker 1: to see her be a lesbian even though she was
[25:04] Speaker 1: preaching the gayway not too long ago. We haven't forgotten
[25:07] Speaker 1: the North remembers. She's still fighting people about her house,
[25:12] Speaker 1: her deported ex husband, and we still see Dennis because
[25:17] Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on right there? I feel
[25:19] Speaker 1: like she shows us a lot. We got to see
[25:21] Speaker 1: her by her mama house and she still be having fun,
[25:26] Speaker 1: no matter whose husband she might have stole. Her girlfriend fiance. Okay,
[25:31] Speaker 1: she's gonna have a good time. Like, oh, well, you
[25:33] Speaker 1: mad that I did the ship?
[25:35] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm mad, and I'm fine. I can't help that.
[25:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not Cynthia, it's not Shemiah, it's not Cay Michelle.
[25:43] Speaker 1: Cay Michelle might give us a close second, but I don't.
[25:48] Speaker 1: That's I don't want to smoke with Ky Michelle. But second,
[25:50] Speaker 1: I don't buy into this relationship exactly. Yes, her husband
[25:57] Speaker 1: you forgot, huh? Is given? Lavender married?
[26:04] Speaker 2: I would to throw a flag on the plane.
[26:06] Speaker 1: Boy, you don't think so.
[26:09] Speaker 2: I don't think it's lavender. But I think they both lively.
[26:13] Speaker 2: I think they I think I think they do their
[26:18] Speaker 2: own things sometimes.
[26:20] Speaker 1: I think they both like it's given. Everybody's very Atlanta. Okay,
[26:24] Speaker 1: it's given Atlanta.
[26:26] Speaker 2: What say about for the money period? Yeah?
[26:33] Speaker 1: And I'm not even thinking about getting paid. I just think,
[26:35] Speaker 1: you know, if if they give enough attention, you can
[26:38] Speaker 1: get it. I think that's probably what she wants. Would
[26:43] Speaker 1: I be on Housewives? I need why? I guess I
[26:47] Speaker 1: don't need nothing because it's not like they got husbands.
[26:49] Speaker 2: Girl, I guess I just need three. Are they even
[26:54] Speaker 2: bringing people out to sit behind them.
[26:57] Speaker 1: Oh the no, we already saw a lot of detective
[27:02] Speaker 1: Do they have anybody should sit behind them?
[27:05] Speaker 2: You heard Charles?
[27:06] Speaker 1: You heard Charles. I like when Charles was on the
[27:11] Speaker 1: screen because I be feeling like.
[27:13] Speaker 2: He'd be so fake and he gonna be He's gonna
[27:15] Speaker 2: be real, and he.
[27:16] Speaker 1: Just be sitting there like god damn it. Like I
[27:18] Speaker 1: was thinking on the last episode that before the reunion,
[27:22] Speaker 1: they had these lamb chops on the table and she
[27:24] Speaker 1: invited her lesbian daughter over to fuss about her getting
[27:26] Speaker 1: married in secret, and he was just sitting there like, goddamn,
[27:29] Speaker 1: the food gonna be cold. I'm ready to eat, And
[27:31] Speaker 1: I tell him because I wanted to see if they
[27:32] Speaker 1: was gonna tear up the food or not.
[27:34] Speaker 2: Mad at Angela, I don't think. I think she mad
[27:37] Speaker 2: that her daughter married a white woman.
[27:40] Speaker 1: Yes, but I didn't think the girl was white. She's white.
[27:43] Speaker 1: I was thinking other like a mix. She was mixed
[27:47] Speaker 1: with something.
[27:47] Speaker 2: Like Armenian and Italian.
[27:50] Speaker 3: No.
[27:50] Speaker 1: I thought she might have been mixed with black, or
[27:52] Speaker 1: like Dominican.
[27:54] Speaker 2: Because you know they Dominican.
[27:56] Speaker 1: No, you might not have been looking at the screen,
[27:59] Speaker 1: Diode it was.
[28:00] Speaker 2: And then she was like how are you it gave
[28:03] Speaker 2: ha white?
[28:05] Speaker 1: And I also think it's just period because my mama
[28:08] Speaker 1: has said something to me. She thinks that one of
[28:10] Speaker 1: my sisters will elope, and she is very bothered by this.
[28:15] Speaker 1: My sister is engaged.
[28:17] Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm engaged right now. So your mama thinks
[28:19] Speaker 2: she's just gonna run off and come back and be
[28:21] Speaker 2: like she's.
[28:22] Speaker 1: Gonna go to Mexico and get married and possibly never
[28:26] Speaker 1: come back. I'm just like, you need to relax. I
[28:29] Speaker 1: think she's just not in a rush to get married.
[28:32] Speaker 1: They have other things that they want to accomplish. Well,
[28:35] Speaker 1: she has things she wants to accomplish as an individual
[28:38] Speaker 1: before she gets married. She has maintained that she's in
[28:41] Speaker 1: a committed relationship. I like her fiance, but I know
[28:47] Speaker 1: he's not white. He's a Mexican family be given Diana Ross.
[28:56] Speaker 2: Is it so you think the line is by the
[28:58] Speaker 2: time you get to your grand key is who's great?
[29:05] Speaker 3: Me?
[29:06] Speaker 1: My great nieces? And yeah, so my new nephew he's black.
[29:12] Speaker 2: That's good.
[29:13] Speaker 1: But my sister, I don't know she's gonna have kids
[29:15] Speaker 1: or not. She used to say she didn't want kids.
[29:17] Speaker 1: She wants kids now, but he's cool. Anyway, my mom
[29:19] Speaker 1: thinks that they are going to Elope, and i'm I
[29:22] Speaker 1: don't think so. She's like, she had us all come
[29:24] Speaker 1: out there to show for wedding dresses, and I said,
[29:26] Speaker 1: I think it was like a fun thing to do.
[29:28] Speaker 1: I don't regret the experience. They had charcooterie, they had champagne.
[29:32] Speaker 1: Well I brought the champagne, but they had shark coooterie
[29:34] Speaker 1: and we got to see her in the wedding dresses.
[29:36] Speaker 1: And so it's like you got your fix. Because also
[29:39] Speaker 1: I realized, my sis, she's much younger than me, Like
[29:42] Speaker 1: I don't know how old she is or how old
[29:44] Speaker 1: I am, but she's much younger. Over over ten years,
[29:47] Speaker 1: I get why somebody might be approaching thirty and be like, oh,
[29:53] Speaker 1: the cost of everything is going up. Do I really
[29:55] Speaker 1: want to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a
[29:58] Speaker 1: wedding set of a home or a lavish experience for
[30:04] Speaker 1: me and my man versus a lavish experience for people
[30:07] Speaker 1: that I probably didn't invite, my mom invited. I get
[30:10] Speaker 1: it every day. I see why the courthouse looks more
[30:13] Speaker 1: and more attractive, and at this point you could make
[30:15] Speaker 1: an ai pictures and videos of the wedding dress, or
[30:18] Speaker 1: just do a photo shoot. Lots of people are just
[30:19] Speaker 1: doing the photo shoot.
[30:20] Speaker 2: That's what I would do, hire a bard photographer. I
[30:23] Speaker 2: would probably buy dress up, expensive dress and the crazy
[30:28] Speaker 2: photo shoot. I might keep it for like my daughter
[30:31] Speaker 2: or my niece is somebody and hand it down. They
[30:33] Speaker 2: might think it's ugly whatever. You should take a piece
[30:35] Speaker 2: of it and make it to your own. But like
[30:37] Speaker 2: I would just keep it. But my sister going through that,
[30:39] Speaker 2: she is she get married in February, and she like
[30:43] Speaker 2: this costs girl. So she wrote a letter to Drake,
[30:47] Speaker 2: and we're gonna ask Drake to pay for the wedding. Okay,
[30:51] Speaker 2: I mean in the trick and spring he feeling good,
[30:55] Speaker 2: So we just say, god.
[31:00] Speaker 1: Up, I'm telling you, I hope he pays for it.
[31:03] Speaker 1: Put a down payment on something.
[31:05] Speaker 2: Because they already got their house. Okay.
[31:07] Speaker 1: You you know some people you.
[31:08] Speaker 2: Know do baby house wedding, wedding, baby house. They know
[31:13] Speaker 2: what they want to do, so they did house.
[31:15] Speaker 1: Wedding isn't in the mix or marriage these days, like.
[31:18] Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, so we asked Drake. We asked Santa
[31:22] Speaker 2: Claus to bless us.
[31:23] Speaker 1: Okay, did you ask anyone else?
[31:25] Speaker 3: No?
[31:26] Speaker 2: Just okay, okay, So mister Drake, if you see this,
[31:32] Speaker 2: then just pay for my sister wedding. She loved you
[31:35] Speaker 2: ever since the grass Sea, and I think that would
[31:38] Speaker 2: be a great gift, you know, just to bless her,
[31:42] Speaker 2: you know. And that's part of his rebrand anyway, Like
[31:45] Speaker 2: he's just going to the women like here, you get
[31:48] Speaker 2: a car, You get a car, you get a bench,
[31:50] Speaker 2: you get a bucket, you get twenty five thousand dollars.
[31:52] Speaker 2: So why he can't pay for a black woman wedding exactly?
[31:55] Speaker 3: Now?
[31:56] Speaker 1: How you think her man gonna feel about that? Does
[31:58] Speaker 1: he care?
[31:59] Speaker 2: Will he know? He is so nonchalant.
[32:01] Speaker 1: He better today about that? Time to search. It's like
[32:08] Speaker 1: the lottery. You're gonna be lottery. Literally, Drake seems like
[32:14] Speaker 1: he'll spend a lot of money without you having to
[32:16] Speaker 1: do anything. It's like every little girl's dream because I
[32:21] Speaker 1: can't imagine. Yeah, but I just can't imagine him really
[32:27] Speaker 1: trying to be like, bitch, you need to leave because
[32:29] Speaker 1: you're not giving me no puss. Are you stressed? I'm sorry.
[32:34] Speaker 1: I didn't mean to pressure you. I'm just gonna go.
[32:37] Speaker 1: That's what he gives to me. A nice man, and
[32:40] Speaker 1: I don't know why everybody be making fun of him,
[32:42] Speaker 1: calling him and said, I did think it was weird
[32:44] Speaker 1: when he had them beads.
[32:46] Speaker 2: Girls, whole vibe, whatever personal one. He was so nice
[32:51] Speaker 2: to the girls. Don't you should watch it? Pied three girls,
[32:57] Speaker 2: all of them esthetically totally different. When I was the
[33:00] Speaker 2: only fans girl, went On was a young streamer, one
[33:03] Speaker 2: On was a gosh girl. Oh, and he gave him
[33:06] Speaker 2: each one girl he gave twenty five K and the burke,
[33:08] Speaker 2: and he probably got the burket from his closet, but whatever,
[33:11] Speaker 2: it's still a burker. I would ask him to sign
[33:13] Speaker 2: of the sing. The other only fans girl, he said, she.
[33:16] Speaker 1: Can you return that hello because I need the money.
[33:20] Speaker 2: The other girl, he said, she can go wherever she
[33:22] Speaker 2: wants in the world. He can come if you want to,
[33:25] Speaker 2: but she he don't have to come, and she didn't.
[33:29] Speaker 3: Exactly. I know it.
[33:31] Speaker 1: It's a good man, Savannah, because what what has he
[33:35] Speaker 1: done to anybody?
[33:36] Speaker 4: For real?
[33:36] Speaker 2: I think he just backdoor men. I think he loves
[33:39] Speaker 2: women so much that he backsdoors men.
[33:41] Speaker 1: But you know what, somebody has to do the work
[33:44] Speaker 1: to balance out the universe because the men be out
[33:46] Speaker 1: here doing crazy shit, So why he can't do that?
[33:49] Speaker 2: But you don't think ain't did nothing crazy. It ain't
[33:52] Speaker 2: no story. It ain't no story.
[33:54] Speaker 1: No, I don't know story like I mean. Kendrick Lamart
[34:01] Speaker 1: did call him a pedophile. That's pretty bad. I've heard that,
[34:08] Speaker 1: but that's it. I don't know if there's any truth
[34:11] Speaker 1: to that.
[34:12] Speaker 2: I don't know about the pedophile. But he did get
[34:13] Speaker 2: Lawayne's face tatted on him after fucking him. Fucking somebody
[34:18] Speaker 2: that Lawayne talked to him.
[34:19] Speaker 1: She's gonna say after fucking wa Wayne, I say, well, bitch,
[34:21] Speaker 1: that's hot.
[34:21] Speaker 3: Team.
[34:22] Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, you know I was not. That's
[34:26] Speaker 1: why I'm looking like girl, what I promise? Fucking who?
[34:33] Speaker 1: He didn't want too?
[34:35] Speaker 2: No behind Wayne bad while he went wha Wayne went
[34:37] Speaker 2: to jail, he messed with one of his exes.
[34:40] Speaker 1: Well, mm hmmm, that ain't okay, it's not right. But
[34:45] Speaker 1: faithful to that axe, probably not so. Sometimes karma has
[34:49] Speaker 1: a funny way of working itself out. You think he
[34:52] Speaker 1: did anything different after he got out, Probably not.
[34:55] Speaker 2: Not. He trying to get twenty five thousand, Okay.
[35:02] Speaker 1: Mama got some things to try to decorate. It's been
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[35:35] Speaker 1: to my customers. I don't know why they have you
[35:37] Speaker 1: scheduled for today. This facility only delivers on Wednesdays. On
[35:42] Speaker 1: my way here, I had to stop and pull over
[35:45] Speaker 1: and call them because I get a text message that
[35:47] Speaker 1: they're coming tomorrow. Don't you have me doing this again?
[35:50] Speaker 1: He said, I'm filing something so that you can get
[35:53] Speaker 1: some compensation because you don't need to be charged and
[35:55] Speaker 1: you need some extra cause I was like, I have movers,
[35:58] Speaker 1: and even if I canceled them, my still got to
[36:00] Speaker 1: pay for them. That's not cool. So I still don't
[36:02] Speaker 1: have my things. My things are still in a box.
[36:05] Speaker 2: Hey, come to us, Yeah, Hi, why do they still
[36:08] Speaker 2: have your stuff?
[36:09] Speaker 3: So I.
[36:10] Speaker 1: So what they do with the pods is you can
[36:12] Speaker 1: load it up and then they take it to the
[36:13] Speaker 1: storage facility and then when you're ready for it to
[36:15] Speaker 1: be delivered, you can So I didn't know when we
[36:18] Speaker 1: were going to close on this house. Okay, so that's
[36:22] Speaker 1: why waited. Okay, Yeah, so I needed to be there
[36:25] Speaker 1: because I'm coming from an apartment and I really wasn't
[36:27] Speaker 1: supposed to have that pod in that back line because
[36:30] Speaker 1: it was for Houston's restaurant. So I was like, yeah,
[36:32] Speaker 1: y'all gott to come get this after we load it up.
[36:34] Speaker 1: So they come get it, and then I'm trying to
[36:36] Speaker 1: schedule it for it to be delivered and they're giving
[36:39] Speaker 1: me the run around. All I know is I better
[36:41] Speaker 1: have my shit tomorrow. Y'all better not charge me nothing else. Girl,
[36:46] Speaker 1: Let me tell you something or I will be calling
[36:48] Speaker 1: American Express and you know, you get your money back
[36:51] Speaker 1: right quick.
[36:51] Speaker 2: Call American Express and then also file acclaim. So you
[36:54] Speaker 2: have some do your shoes? You had a Chanel bag? Oh?
[36:58] Speaker 3: So?
[36:59] Speaker 2: Ill?
[37:01] Speaker 1: I mean I did you did? Because I'm gonna say
[37:08] Speaker 1: you had it? I did? I had all that ship
[37:12] Speaker 1: Drake Son is in there, so I need I hope
[37:20] Speaker 1: they didn't have no ants in that facility. You imagine
[37:23] Speaker 1: if they went in there and chewed up all my fine,
[37:25] Speaker 1: genuine leather bags. I brought my fashion noble with me,
[37:29] Speaker 1: so the clothes that are in there, that's good stuff.
[37:32] Speaker 2: What you're gonna go from pott In to like have
[37:34] Speaker 2: it owning Poe storagees, that's gonna be crazy.
[37:41] Speaker 1: Something. Huh yeah. But anyway, they pissed me off. Feel bad.
[37:45] Speaker 1: Other than that, though I love the house.
[37:47] Speaker 2: Okay, I like most of the neighbors. I have seen a.
[37:54] Speaker 1: Lady. She's a nosy, older lady and she didn't see
[37:59] Speaker 1: me it's too dark, but she pulled up like creeped up.
[38:03] Speaker 1: I saw her when I was walking my dog and
[38:05] Speaker 1: I gave her that hey, how you doing. She was
[38:08] Speaker 1: on her little morning walk and she just kind of
[38:11] Speaker 1: looked at me, like who the fuck is this pitch?
[38:13] Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, maybe somebody pissed her off.
[38:16] Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be walking right now either. It's hot.
[38:18] Speaker 1: I just gotta take my dog out. I see her
[38:19] Speaker 1: again later do the same thing. She gives me the
[38:22] Speaker 1: same so I'm like, all right, girl, I won't speak
[38:26] Speaker 1: to you. Again. You just wait till I find out
[38:28] Speaker 1: where you live, because I'm gonna be riding by every
[38:31] Speaker 1: day to see if it's HOA violations, and I'm gonna
[38:33] Speaker 1: be taking pictures and sending it in.
[38:35] Speaker 2: She's like, who is this hussy?
[38:41] Speaker 1: And what are all these boxes? Anyway, she was taking
[38:44] Speaker 1: pictures of some mine. I don't know what, but she
[38:46] Speaker 1: was out there taking pictures in front of the house.
[38:49] Speaker 1: And so it's town home, so I wasn't sure she
[38:51] Speaker 1: was trying to get me or the neighbors, but neither
[38:53] Speaker 1: one of us had done anything, so I don't know.
[38:55] Speaker 1: I gotta watch her, and then I left to run
[38:58] Speaker 1: errands and Whitley, my dog, is at home. Whitley escaped,
[39:04] Speaker 1: really ran away from home. Yes, so it was about
[39:09] Speaker 1: to be a funeral for that man. That's not my man,
[39:11] Speaker 1: that's my man, because how did you let my precious
[39:14] Speaker 1: baby girl, my pride and joy and my spitting image
[39:18] Speaker 1: out into the streets. What if she would have gotten
[39:22] Speaker 1: ran over by a car. If I came driving down
[39:24] Speaker 1: that hill and I saw my dog laid out on
[39:27] Speaker 1: the floor, it would be first thirty eight. I'm be
[39:31] Speaker 1: on the noose.
[39:31] Speaker 2: What's his name? What do we what do we call
[39:33] Speaker 2: him on the Well, that's what.
[39:34] Speaker 1: I've been calling him, my y n yeah, because you
[39:37] Speaker 1: know he's younger than me and the girls be doing.
[39:45] Speaker 1: But he doesn't have a name. I'm got to think
[39:47] Speaker 1: of something. Well, I don't like no name. We'll think
[39:52] Speaker 1: let us know some suggestion. Yeah, that's like long.
[39:56] Speaker 2: I like, okay, it's like a quist.
[39:59] Speaker 1: I like, I didn't think that that would make so
[40:01] Speaker 1: many people mad too. They mad about that you got
[40:04] Speaker 1: an Apparently I'm really stupid. It's like I'm too old.
[40:07] Speaker 1: I'm almost forty. Women making these bad decisions and I'm like, y'all.
[40:13] Speaker 2: What because the nigga got a house?
[40:15] Speaker 1: I don't know, like you should have been moving in there?
[40:18] Speaker 1: Are you doing this? Are you doing that? And it's
[40:20] Speaker 1: like I am fifty.
[40:22] Speaker 2: Good please? They just mad because the nigga ain't offering
[40:25] Speaker 2: him a house, okay, because they move into.
[40:28] Speaker 1: Okay, Like, have you all seen the prices of these apartment.
[40:31] Speaker 2: Tipe do you know the economy in Trump's economy?
[40:36] Speaker 3: Babe?
[40:37] Speaker 2: A flight on Delta, just my gosh.
[40:40] Speaker 1: Costs three feet and you only have to so you
[40:42] Speaker 1: got to steal the other one.
[40:45] Speaker 2: And I can't get no miles because I keep getting
[40:47] Speaker 2: basic like I'm I'm mad girl, I'm like girl, I
[40:55] Speaker 2: missed Frontier.
[40:57] Speaker 1: I'm in Spirit. I mean spirit. Yes, Spirit really kept
[40:59] Speaker 1: the girls and check because ever since they've been gone,
[41:02] Speaker 1: even Frontier has been cutting up. I thought about getting
[41:05] Speaker 1: that go Wild pass because all the other airlines are
[41:08] Speaker 1: going wild with these prices. So the go Wild Pass
[41:11] Speaker 1: with Frontier, which if you'd like to sponsor, you can
[41:13] Speaker 1: always hit us up. You pay for this pass, and
[41:16] Speaker 1: they had a summer one.
[41:17] Speaker 2: Mm hm.
[41:18] Speaker 1: I don't know if there's still that promotion, but they
[41:20] Speaker 1: have an annual one and then they have like seasonal ones,
[41:22] Speaker 1: but you pay a flat fee. It's like two hundred
[41:25] Speaker 1: dollars or three hundred dollars if it's the year. Two
[41:27] Speaker 1: hundred dollars I think was just for the summer, and
[41:30] Speaker 1: you can fly unlimited. The catch is you pay the
[41:34] Speaker 1: taxes and fees like you would any other time that
[41:37] Speaker 1: the flight was fore you, or you use your miles,
[41:39] Speaker 1: and then you can't book it really far in advance.
[41:42] Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta be like tomorrow type shit.
[41:44] Speaker 1: And if it's international, because it works with international too,
[41:47] Speaker 1: you can book that a little bit more in advance,
[41:50] Speaker 1: so if you just like to, you know, be spontaneous,
[41:52] Speaker 1: or you already book your flights last minute like me.
[41:55] Speaker 1: It's like, hey, a lot of people.
[41:57] Speaker 2: Who travel, I'm noticing will book a last minute flight
[42:00] Speaker 2: and those be the people who love to travel. So
[42:02] Speaker 2: I'm I think that's so weird.
[42:04] Speaker 1: But because I just booked my flight to Bali today
[42:07] Speaker 1: this next month, do you want to right now? I mean,
[42:11] Speaker 1: y'all probably can't come because this next month. But actually
[42:15] Speaker 1: somebody just text me the other day and they can't come.
[42:18] Speaker 1: He got a new job, so shout out to him.
[42:20] Speaker 1: I won't say the name because I don't know he
[42:21] Speaker 1: wanted me to.
[42:24] Speaker 3: Job.
[42:24] Speaker 1: But I like to see the people being responsible. Because
[42:27] Speaker 1: I and my sister were talking and or me and
[42:30] Speaker 1: my sister were talking and we said we would have
[42:31] Speaker 1: made up an excuse.
[42:33] Speaker 2: No, we would have been on the trip, but not
[42:36] Speaker 2: from the job.
[42:37] Speaker 1: Yes, I have I.
[42:39] Speaker 2: Can't go.
[42:41] Speaker 1: Somebody has died. And actually you probably didn't know this
[42:44] Speaker 1: because you don't know my dad. He's from Bali and
[42:47] Speaker 1: we have some traditions there.
[42:51] Speaker 2: He's in Bali like he so we gotta go be
[42:53] Speaker 2: his body in Bali like right, so I'm gonna go
[42:59] Speaker 2: for like two weeks.
[43:01] Speaker 1: And if it's not what you gonna do, you can't
[43:05] Speaker 1: just hold me back like that. Anyway, going to I'm
[43:07] Speaker 1: really excited. I'm gonna be getting there a day early,
[43:11] Speaker 1: two days early, but I'm really get there at midnight,
[43:13] Speaker 1: so it's really one day early. We're gonna do to
[43:14] Speaker 1: this restaurant in a cave the day before. I'm excited,
[43:18] Speaker 1: but I did not realize it's like two hours to
[43:21] Speaker 1: get there. I'm gonna need a pre meal because we're
[43:27] Speaker 1: going to dinner two and a half hours away, and
[43:31] Speaker 1: then they want to go early so that we can
[43:33] Speaker 1: get there in time to get the pictures and everything,
[43:36] Speaker 1: which I'm glad that the other girls are cons. I'm
[43:39] Speaker 1: going to eat before.
[43:41] Speaker 2: I get a hamburger.
[43:44] Speaker 1: To pack some McDonald's because they have these McDonald's chicken wings.
[43:47] Speaker 3: There.
[43:48] Speaker 1: Does McDonald's in America have chicken wings? I don't eat
[43:50] Speaker 1: it here. I don't think, Well, they got real chicken
[43:52] Speaker 1: like KFC. Oh, and I feel like KFC is also
[43:56] Speaker 1: better everywhere else in the world.
[43:59] Speaker 2: Everywhere in the world.
[44:00] Speaker 1: The best KFC in the world is Curious South. From
[44:02] Speaker 1: my experience.
[44:03] Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say Africa.
[44:04] Speaker 1: Oh well, I haven't been sorry, not been there yet.
[44:08] Speaker 1: Forgot who I was talking to a world traveler. I
[44:12] Speaker 1: would like to try it there. Do they put a
[44:13] Speaker 1: little suya on there.
[44:18] Speaker 2: Or whatever.
[44:20] Speaker 1: I went through a phase in like twenty twenty and
[44:22] Speaker 1: twenty twenty one where I was learning how to cook
[44:24] Speaker 1: all the African food.
[44:27] Speaker 2: That must have been good.
[44:31] Speaker 1: Okay, you learn how you learn how to cook some food.
[44:34] Speaker 1: I learned from all of the cultures to the worldwide women.
[44:37] Speaker 1: I got my ancestry test and I am twenty seven
[44:41] Speaker 1: percent Nigerian.
[44:43] Speaker 2: Okay, I think I'm CA Maroon. I don't know side.
[44:49] Speaker 1: I got a T shirt from Africanancestry dot Com. Yeah,
[44:52] Speaker 1: from the MafA tribe. Are any of my people out there?
[44:58] Speaker 1: What I wanted to do? Questions and these answers. We
[45:00] Speaker 1: didn't really have much to say about the reunion.
[45:02] Speaker 2: Huh whatever?
[45:03] Speaker 1: Okay, So a question, Oh wait, why did Kelly wear
[45:07] Speaker 1: that outfit looking like Ursula? That's just what I look
[45:09] Speaker 1: like Ursula from The Little Mermaid. It was very like dramatic,
[45:13] Speaker 1: but I.
[45:13] Speaker 2: Think she was too short for that, and she had
[45:15] Speaker 2: that middle part week and she put it to the side,
[45:17] Speaker 2: and it was just I hate when people do that.
[45:20] Speaker 1: But I did like Smiya's gold.
[45:23] Speaker 2: Hated her hair.
[45:24] Speaker 1: Yeah, part of the swirls. Yeah, everybody has all these
[45:30] Speaker 1: swirls plastered across like wallpaper, and it's just like Kky.
[45:37] Speaker 1: You can paint a pretty picture, but you can't forget
[45:41] Speaker 1: the weather. And her weather has been bad because she
[45:43] Speaker 1: has not been nice lately.
[45:45] Speaker 2: Sheol.
[45:48] Speaker 1: Wait, who's Francesca?
[45:50] Speaker 2: Questions?
[45:52] Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what she did, but I know
[45:53] Speaker 1: who Francesca is.
[45:54] Speaker 2: Now, girl, I show you the video later questions and
[45:57] Speaker 2: the answers. I got a question, what it is dick
[46:00] Speaker 2: beef for pork?
[46:04] Speaker 1: If it's good as beef, yes, If you get a rash,
[46:13] Speaker 1: it's a shrimp seafood, right, if you get some crap,
[46:21] Speaker 1: I think it's beef. I think I think it's beef,
[46:24] Speaker 1: because remember when Jocelyn kept talking about stee Bee's beef cake.
[46:28] Speaker 2: She always try to beef cake.
[46:30] Speaker 1: She did.
[46:30] Speaker 2: Everybody I know who I asked that question say beef.
[46:32] Speaker 2: I don't know why I want to say pork because
[46:35] Speaker 2: niggas be nasty. They do.
[46:37] Speaker 1: I would just when I think of pork while I
[46:39] Speaker 1: eat pork and I'm not ashamed, and you won't make
[46:41] Speaker 1: me feel shame because I'm a tear up rip. Okay,
[46:45] Speaker 1: I just think pork is salty, And then I started
[46:48] Speaker 1: thinking about pigs and like, I don't want to lick
[46:51] Speaker 1: a salty dick. I like salt pork though, and what
[46:56] Speaker 1: like st I know what it is, But what are
[46:59] Speaker 1: you eating salt work with?
[47:00] Speaker 2: I eat it separately.
[47:01] Speaker 1: That's what I was afraid of. So I said that
[47:04] Speaker 1: if you said in your black and peas, black eyed
[47:06] Speaker 1: peas eating black eyed peas, and sometimes get you a
[47:10] Speaker 1: piece of salt.
[47:11] Speaker 2: Port my shout outs to my granny.
[47:14] Speaker 1: Well, I do love a neckbone, so like thing, and
[47:18] Speaker 1: I eat it pork or turk. The turkey ones look
[47:23] Speaker 1: like dicks, little dicks.
[47:24] Speaker 2: No, thees be so good with some rice and some.
[47:29] Speaker 1: Gravy little greens or some cabbage. I haven't had no
[47:34] Speaker 1: neckbones in a while. I threw away some neck bolls
[47:37] Speaker 1: I had got. I was on the south side. I
[47:38] Speaker 1: had went to Wayfield. You know, Wayfield always got a
[47:40] Speaker 1: good deal. Wayfield, are you listening? I used to do
[47:43] Speaker 1: commercials for them. Anyway, Wayfield would have that five for
[47:47] Speaker 1: twenty five meat deal and you get five packs of meat, yes,
[47:53] Speaker 1: and it would be good portions. And I feel like,
[47:55] Speaker 1: because there's so many people in their shopping on a
[47:58] Speaker 1: daily basis, the meat can't be too old.
[48:02] Speaker 2: It got to be about to be old. Though they
[48:04] Speaker 2: give not five meets for twenty five dollars. It's store.
[48:10] Speaker 1: They're not all over the place and they're not hitting
[48:12] Speaker 1: us over the head with prices. Wayfield eat great for less.
[48:16] Speaker 1: Okay hmm. They have some good deals and they have
[48:21] Speaker 1: good sausages. One thing I always was confused about, though,
[48:24] Speaker 1: is I could never find water and Waitfield.
[48:27] Speaker 2: Yeah, if I have, I don't go there.
[48:31] Speaker 1: Oh, yes, I'm you probably wouldn't. Did you ever live on.
[48:37] Speaker 2: Like Riverdale like for three mins?
[48:39] Speaker 3: Oh?
[48:39] Speaker 1: I lived there for a few years.
[48:40] Speaker 3: Oh.
[48:41] Speaker 1: When I first got here and I was at Wayfield,
[48:43] Speaker 1: a lot.
[48:43] Speaker 2: Everybody start off on the south side.
[48:45] Speaker 1: Because it's tree, it's close to the airports. So if
[48:48] Speaker 1: you decided to go, why not.
[48:53] Speaker 2: Well you can't forget your leggage. Okay, what's the question?
[48:56] Speaker 1: Oh? My other question was questions and answers. I've got
[49:00] Speaker 1: a lot of them. But first I want to know
[49:03] Speaker 1: how do people learn druggling go and I asked any
[49:09] Speaker 1: purchase purchases. But I saw this thing about a music
[49:12] Speaker 1: festival and they had like a tent, which I thought
[49:16] Speaker 1: was great, but it had all of like drug language,
[49:19] Speaker 1: so it's like you already got to be in the
[49:21] Speaker 1: club to know what the fuck is going on, and
[49:22] Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. But they were testing drugs for people
[49:26] Speaker 1: on site at a music festival so that they won't
[49:29] Speaker 1: be dying of like fentanyl overdoses and stuff. But it
[49:33] Speaker 1: had all of these code words, and I'm like, how
[49:34] Speaker 1: do people figure this out? And they're showing text messages
[49:37] Speaker 1: like you get a K for this and this. It's
[49:38] Speaker 1: like measurements, there's math, there's letters like it looks like
[49:44] Speaker 1: chemistry formulas. Well how do you learn?
[49:47] Speaker 3: I you do it.
[49:48] Speaker 2: I don't know much about the other drugs the uause
[49:54] Speaker 2: they had every d Yeah, it'd be a lot. The
[49:56] Speaker 2: only drug I used to do was WE and as
[49:58] Speaker 2: they've said, ate to s afford this fifth half the
[50:01] Speaker 2: half of what WE?
[50:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, but of what what is our measurement? And how
[50:06] Speaker 1: do you know if you're getting jip or prices competitive?
[50:09] Speaker 2: Some people carry a skill with them and when they're
[50:12] Speaker 2: making the purchase, they hold on, I.
[50:16] Speaker 1: Was the worst person to buy drugs. Hold On, I
[50:19] Speaker 1: need to weigh this and actually let me pull out
[50:21] Speaker 1: my drug testing kids. Somebody's gonna kill me. Yeah, they'll
[50:24] Speaker 1: be like this is too much? Are you the police?
[50:28] Speaker 2: They literally give like no, girl, no please, but yeah,
[50:31] Speaker 2: that's what you do. I remember the first time I
[50:33] Speaker 2: asked for weed. I literally asked for like, can I
[50:35] Speaker 2: get one weed? Please? And there was like, girl, what.
[50:40] Speaker 1: I just feel like I want to be able to
[50:42] Speaker 1: go to the counter and say or well, I don't
[50:47] Speaker 1: want to do it on a text message, I guess
[50:48] Speaker 1: pull up to the window of your sketchy car and hey,
[50:52] Speaker 1: so this is what I'm going through, because why would
[50:56] Speaker 1: you do it in a flashy car that causes too
[50:57] Speaker 1: much attention. You just need like a camer a Corolla, ultimate,
[51:03] Speaker 1: a minivan. I think would be less.
[51:05] Speaker 2: Suspicious that I'm gonna kidnap your child.
[51:08] Speaker 1: No, you know, not that I'm selling drugs. So if
[51:11] Speaker 1: you don't see no kids in the back, you good. Anyways,
[51:14] Speaker 1: I would just like to say this is what I'm
[51:16] Speaker 1: going through, this is how I feel, and this is
[51:18] Speaker 1: how I would like to feel. I want to feel good.
[51:20] Speaker 1: I want to feel happy. I want to feel light
[51:22] Speaker 1: and fun, but not so light that I think I
[51:25] Speaker 1: can fly, because that could end in death. I uh,
[51:29] Speaker 1: don't call me that now. Also, I would like to
[51:33] Speaker 1: feel sexy, but not so sexy that I just want
[51:35] Speaker 1: to give everybody free samples.
[51:37] Speaker 2: Sounds like you want both its even and indigo indigo
[51:42] Speaker 2: that I.
[51:43] Speaker 1: Know that's not right because drink, yes, I do in
[51:48] Speaker 1: the cup. Indigo is a color, but it's a drug. Well,
[51:57] Speaker 1: I know that. I like those. We have these drinks
[52:01] Speaker 1: from in the cloud. They have some strong drinks. They
[52:06] Speaker 1: also have little snacks. I need to make an order soon.
[52:09] Speaker 1: But anyway, that's what I like. And when I go
[52:11] Speaker 1: to these websites, I can say this is what I
[52:13] Speaker 1: want to feel like and I can do it. So
[52:15] Speaker 1: I need the people. They should do that, and maybe
[52:20] Speaker 1: like that would boot sells.
[52:21] Speaker 2: Well, maybe they do that. Now, I don't know. I
[52:22] Speaker 2: ain't smoked reading.
[52:24] Speaker 1: Maybe they do. Maybe I'm saying this and I don't
[52:26] Speaker 1: even know what the hell is going. I don't don't
[52:29] Speaker 1: my business.
[52:30] Speaker 2: To the streets and go test it out.
[52:33] Speaker 1: Don't do that, don't act like that, don't act like
[52:35] Speaker 1: that to the police and listen. I respect entrepreneurship, you
[52:43] Speaker 1: gotta get it. How you live life is hard. I
[52:45] Speaker 1: used to be selling candy out of my locker, which
[52:49] Speaker 1: was illegal in junior high. Apparently you're not supposed to
[52:54] Speaker 1: be selling stuff. I never really understood why, but it's
[52:56] Speaker 1: against I was still selling candy out my locker, and
[53:01] Speaker 1: they had a store at the school. So it's like
[53:03] Speaker 1: I was a politician and I always cut my prices
[53:06] Speaker 1: by a quarter. I was Walmart to their target. And
[53:12] Speaker 1: even though people like to act like they don't shop
[53:14] Speaker 1: at Walmart, when your money is on you need a
[53:16] Speaker 1: little sugar picking up, you'll be at locker ten thirteen.
[53:19] Speaker 1: They got some set, they got some what, some se what.
[53:25] Speaker 3: They do.
[53:26] Speaker 1: I won't ever go to Walmart, but I think that
[53:28] Speaker 1: there's one closer to me now because the one that was.
[53:33] Speaker 2: Dupes.
[53:34] Speaker 1: Oh now wait a minute, Wally World, because I love
[53:38] Speaker 1: a deal and I hate when I forget to order
[53:41] Speaker 1: from Fashionova. If I haven't put in my order by
[53:44] Speaker 1: three pm, I can't get it tomorrow and tomorrow. My
[53:49] Speaker 1: other question that neededn't answer, possibly I'll not to steam
[53:54] Speaker 1: wrong one soul Food. Earlier before we started recording, we
[54:01] Speaker 1: were talking about old Atlanta, New Atlanta and soul food
[54:04] Speaker 1: spots my goodness. But when you think of soul food,
[54:08] Speaker 1: how what do you need to go to a restaurant
[54:10] Speaker 1: and get soul food and trust that it's going.
[54:12] Speaker 3: To be good.
[54:13] Speaker 2: I need somebody that's big in the back, Like if.
[54:18] Speaker 1: Everybody's skinny, it's given.
[54:19] Speaker 3: No.
[54:19] Speaker 1: I don't want to see nothing vegan on the menu.
[54:23] Speaker 2: Vegan soul food don't even make sense.
[54:25] Speaker 1: It doesn't.
[54:26] Speaker 2: I need to see somebody. Wait.
[54:28] Speaker 1: That reminded me of saying that.
[54:33] Speaker 3: For real radio.
[54:34] Speaker 2: Have you ever seen good burger? The Mando Burgers is
[54:39] Speaker 2: with the vegan burgers bir yeah and like but yeah,
[54:44] Speaker 2: so at the restaurant, I need someone hairline push you
[54:47] Speaker 2: back a little bit. I need someone with a strong arm.
[54:52] Speaker 2: I need somebody. I take side tooth missing, Yeah, I
[54:57] Speaker 2: take side tooth missing, not.
[55:00] Speaker 1: As I want to smell salt in the air, stop me,
[55:07] Speaker 1: because I would like to see that in the air.
[55:11] Speaker 1: I don't want to see too many flat tummies walking
[55:14] Speaker 1: in and out getting food.
[55:16] Speaker 2: I would love a foa a few of them.
[55:19] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[55:19] Speaker 2: I love at the spot, like where you put your
[55:22] Speaker 2: leggings over kangaroo style.
[55:24] Speaker 1: I like it and walk with it out because you
[55:26] Speaker 1: ain't shamed.
[55:29] Speaker 2: I need a short hairdo, a twenty seven piece, preferably
[55:33] Speaker 2: like your hair. Come on now, I like that, or
[55:37] Speaker 2: I like the.
[55:40] Speaker 1: Like Candy used to have that mohawk.
[55:41] Speaker 3: Love.
[55:42] Speaker 2: Yeah, when it's spiked, you come on now, ritz.
[55:46] Speaker 1: I don't mind smelling pumping up and the spot neither.
[55:49] Speaker 1: And I know they're gonna wear their hair nets because
[55:51] Speaker 1: you got to keep the hair laid so it won't
[55:53] Speaker 1: be in your food.
[55:53] Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah, that's that's what I was like.
[55:58] Speaker 1: It can't be too nice and I don't want to
[56:00] Speaker 1: see food grass sprinkled over everything. We don't need that parsley,
[56:07] Speaker 1: we don't. We know that the whole plate is going
[56:11] Speaker 1: to be tam brown, beige, orange yellow. It's gonna be
[56:15] Speaker 1: very you know, monochromatic. And that's okay, that's what we
[56:18] Speaker 1: came for. I want to see syrup rivers, lemonade rivers,
[56:24] Speaker 1: pork chopped bushes. That's what I want on my plate
[56:28] Speaker 1: as lemonade, though, like real sugary. Like go to the
[56:33] Speaker 1: Dennists after this, and you need a nap because now
[56:37] Speaker 1: you're in a diabetic coma. I think I've been in
[56:42] Speaker 1: one of those before, Okay, what and some red kool aid? Okay,
[56:47] Speaker 1: the next one. This is a question I have, and
[56:51] Speaker 1: it's really been bothering me for all of the people
[56:53] Speaker 1: who are selling hair, and we get on some sort
[56:58] Speaker 1: of accord with our hair making it up.
[57:02] Speaker 2: Everybody got Dominican wave, deep wave, water wave, Puerto Rican wave,
[57:06] Speaker 2: Latin not wave, African wave.
[57:09] Speaker 1: Kinky, curly, kinky straight, and it don't.
[57:11] Speaker 2: Be straight, and it don't be curly, and it's.
[57:14] Speaker 1: Definitely not raw hair. How could you possibly have a
[57:17] Speaker 1: uniform texture if it's raw?
[57:20] Speaker 2: No, everybody the same color. Everybody ain't got that Burmese.
[57:24] Speaker 2: I don't care how many.
[57:25] Speaker 1: Y'all see, y'all, what do you even know that's Burmese?
[57:28] Speaker 2: I never met no Burmese person.
[57:30] Speaker 1: The only person, well, the only thing I know about
[57:32] Speaker 1: Burmese's carpet Bermuda.
[57:34] Speaker 2: No, that's that's not where Burmese sat.
[57:37] Speaker 1: I don't think.
[57:37] Speaker 2: So, okay, where's Burmese on the map? I think it's
[57:41] Speaker 2: as never being either.
[57:43] Speaker 1: I don't know where it is.
[57:44] Speaker 2: And so it's curly all the hair curly like that.
[57:47] Speaker 1: I don't know this exactly. Actually, I think I'm thinking
[57:50] Speaker 1: about burber It.
[57:51] Speaker 2: Sounds not exactly. It's sad, said Bermuda. That's the only
[57:56] Speaker 2: place I can think of, and that's no, No, it's not.
[58:01] Speaker 1: A consistent texture. So I don't know, But I just
[58:04] Speaker 1: would like to know where you guys come up with
[58:06] Speaker 1: these names. Is it like you got tired of saying
[58:08] Speaker 1: Brazilian because what Brazilian bits, you know, is about to
[58:11] Speaker 1: cut off their hair, and how could you have uniformity
[58:13] Speaker 1: in Brazil That's like saying American hair. What the fuck
[58:16] Speaker 1: is even that?
[58:17] Speaker 3: No?
[58:17] Speaker 2: For real, they be kind of off their hair. Though.
[58:20] Speaker 2: A girl just like posted she went to like Asia
[58:23] Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah, but that ain't Brazil.
[58:26] Speaker 1: No, but like you know, like so I do think
[58:31] Speaker 1: some hair is human.
[58:33] Speaker 2: So Chris Rocks tried this, but you know, I think
[58:36] Speaker 2: Chris Rocking spot for white people, so I don't dress.
[58:38] Speaker 1: I don't like Chris Rock. I had to make sure
[58:41] Speaker 1: it's the right Chris that I don't like. Yeah, that's
[58:42] Speaker 1: the one.
[58:43] Speaker 2: I don't like. What other Chris Rock?
[58:44] Speaker 1: You know, I mean just Chris. It's so many Chrises,
[58:47] Speaker 1: So I had to make it.
[58:48] Speaker 2: This is a shasty name, like like like a Leicester.
[58:52] Speaker 3: Or Earl.
[58:55] Speaker 1: Earl was probably the first one, and then Lester came
[58:58] Speaker 1: after that. Lester sounds like the ultimate stepdaddy names Lucius Lucius.
[59:04] Speaker 1: I know he had a call and he's just always greasy,
[59:08] Speaker 1: just always brushing his hair back, brushing his hair back,
[59:11] Speaker 1: brushing his hair.
[59:12] Speaker 2: Back, silas you shisty silence.
[59:16] Speaker 1: Yeah, but Sila's probably been through somethings. He sounds like
[59:20] Speaker 1: he's been through something. I don't care anybody with too
[59:22] Speaker 1: many syllables, too too many syllables, maybe like Lee Arthur.
[59:27] Speaker 1: Why do you have two first names? Lee Arthur? That's
[59:37] Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So he was already up to no
[59:39] Speaker 1: good you and Jamma because why did she do that
[59:41] Speaker 1: to you? You know what I'm saying. I found that
[59:43] Speaker 1: name of my family tree.
[59:45] Speaker 2: Somebody in your family name is Lee Arthur or maybe
[59:48] Speaker 2: it was Arthur Lee, Okay Overlea.
[59:54] Speaker 1: I can't think of another name that has too many syllables,
[59:58] Speaker 1: but there's a lot of them, and every time I
[1:00:00] Speaker 1: hear them, I'm just like, like Montravius. You know somebody
[1:00:09] Speaker 1: with that name, don't you? Is he a good Man's not? Okay? Yeah? See,
[1:00:16] Speaker 1: and I didn't even know you knew somebody with that name.
[1:00:18] Speaker 1: But I met somebody with that name and he was
[1:00:20] Speaker 1: a sasty motherfucker to me. But I saw him do
[1:00:25] Speaker 1: so many things, just like you just want to raise
[1:00:34] Speaker 1: somebody that is just and mind as like the start point.
[1:00:44] Speaker 1: When is that a good name?
[1:00:45] Speaker 2: Let's see Montreal montel.
[1:00:48] Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, montel mind terree that the place. I'm sorry, Mexico,
[1:00:57] Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, I don't like a I
[1:01:00] Speaker 1: got a homegirl.
[1:01:01] Speaker 2: She got like the craziest friends, or like comes across
[1:01:04] Speaker 2: the craziest people with the craziest names, like like wet Finna.
[1:01:08] Speaker 1: I don't think gonna get my hand down by Lamar room.
[1:01:10] Speaker 1: I'm like Lamara. My grandma did that to all of
[1:01:14] Speaker 1: her kids. Put law in the front, Goria, Letitia, Lalita, Lakeisha, Leshonda,
[1:01:22] Speaker 1: come only Shanda and Lamar instead of Lamar. And uh,
[1:01:27] Speaker 1: he don't go by that name no more. And then
[1:01:29] Speaker 1: my other uncle is Leo, but he was named after
[1:01:31] Speaker 1: his daddy, so that's why he was the first.
[1:01:33] Speaker 2: But yeah, and they have the same name. She could
[1:01:37] Speaker 2: met like what would the same that she did.
[1:01:41] Speaker 1: That was the time we got six kids. I ain't
[1:01:43] Speaker 1: about to keep people was doing luschah. You know, yeah,
[1:01:49] Speaker 1: I mean it worked. It's easier to remember.
[1:01:52] Speaker 2: I guess I don't think so.
[1:01:54] Speaker 1: I don't think. She probably still was sucking up their
[1:01:56] Speaker 1: name time.
[1:01:57] Speaker 2: Yeah, your mama don't fuck name, but my name.
[1:02:01] Speaker 1: Is different, and she's still I'm saying, like my other kids, well,
[1:02:05] Speaker 1: my two sisters, their names started with him. Yeah, and
[1:02:10] Speaker 1: then there's Joseph, and then there's me. But everyone check
[1:02:16] Speaker 1: out that my grandma and my mama started calling us
[1:02:21] Speaker 1: by numbers or not my grandma, my mom, my grandma,
[1:02:23] Speaker 1: and my sister. She calls her kids by number number one,
[1:02:25] Speaker 1: number two, number three, like the birth number two, number six. Yeah,
[1:02:33] Speaker 1: she's that's like the d m V. I'm screaming, and
[1:02:37] Speaker 1: they probably had work to do. So you get in
[1:02:40] Speaker 1: here and do these damn sea that is that's getting
[1:02:43] Speaker 1: your food, like number Come in here and do these
[1:02:47] Speaker 1: chores or get that switch. I'm gonna whoop that ass.
[1:02:51] Speaker 1: It's a different time. She never did that to me.
[1:02:54] Speaker 2: Do you have another question?
[1:02:57] Speaker 3: Girl?
[1:02:57] Speaker 2: This is every time you win.
[1:02:59] Speaker 1: You know, I would just be so silly. I don't
[1:03:02] Speaker 1: think I have another one.
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[1:05:15] Speaker 1: this is not a question that needs answers what it is,
[1:05:18] Speaker 1: but I really want to know. I had saved this
[1:05:20] Speaker 1: scene from threads and maybe I'll make this a topic,
[1:05:24] Speaker 1: but I want y'all to leave a comment and answer.
[1:05:26] Speaker 1: The question to the question comes from somebody on threads,
[1:05:31] Speaker 1: and she was asking the interwebs for help. She says,
[1:05:35] Speaker 1: I need petty, passive aggressive things to do to show
[1:05:39] Speaker 1: my man that I'm pissed but I still respect you. Hurry, ladies. Help.
[1:05:43] Speaker 1: In parentheses, she put, because you got to put it.
[1:05:46] Speaker 1: Don't come on here with think pieces about communication. I said,
[1:05:50] Speaker 1: I want.
[1:05:50] Speaker 2: Petty, petty, passive aggressive.
[1:05:53] Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
[1:05:56] Speaker 1: Somebody said, move his car, keys and wallet from the
[1:06:00] Speaker 1: usual spot. Take his favorite gaming controller with you when
[1:06:03] Speaker 1: you leave the house, by his favorite snacks, but don't
[1:06:06] Speaker 1: put them in the snack cabinet with everything else. Go
[1:06:08] Speaker 1: cut the crass and make it une even.
[1:06:10] Speaker 2: I was about to say, wash the dishes, but I
[1:06:16] Speaker 2: don't know.
[1:06:19] Speaker 1: That was nice. Somebody said controller. Well, like, I still
[1:06:24] Speaker 1: respect you, so I don't want to go too far nothing,
[1:06:29] Speaker 1: so I'm about to get you back.
[1:06:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, move his keys, take his car and then like
[1:06:35] Speaker 2: drive all the way to e and like don't put
[1:06:36] Speaker 2: no gas in it.
[1:06:37] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would be annoying. You know, he got
[1:06:39] Speaker 1: somewhere to go in the morning.
[1:06:40] Speaker 2: He got somewhere to go.
[1:06:40] Speaker 1: He got to be at work on time, like he
[1:06:43] Speaker 1: always be running.
[1:06:44] Speaker 2: Come on now, I like cut the grass on even
[1:06:46] Speaker 2: That sounds.
[1:06:47] Speaker 1: Like a lot of work though, Yeah, but then I
[1:06:51] Speaker 1: wouldn't want to pay them either. It's gonna be petty
[1:06:53] Speaker 1: all around. Somebody else said, give him a gift. This
[1:06:56] Speaker 1: is my personal favorite. Give him a gift card to
[1:06:58] Speaker 1: his favorite place, but only put a dollar and thirteen
[1:07:00] Speaker 1: cents on it. Could you imagine how you would feel
[1:07:03] Speaker 1: if you saw a gift card and it said like
[1:07:05] Speaker 1: fifty dollars, one hundred dollars, two hundred dollars, and you
[1:07:07] Speaker 1: try to use it it's a dollar and some change,
[1:07:09] Speaker 1: Like obviously this has been.
[1:07:11] Speaker 2: You would literally break up with you for a dollar
[1:07:15] Speaker 2: and thirty cents.
[1:07:17] Speaker 1: Well thirteen, So that's even worse because what can you
[1:07:19] Speaker 1: even get for a dollar in.
[1:07:21] Speaker 2: This by taco in this day and age.
[1:07:24] Speaker 1: A dollar that's not even real meat.
[1:07:26] Speaker 2: You can't get that from taco bill.
[1:07:28] Speaker 1: From a dollar maybe a sauce packet. They had a
[1:07:31] Speaker 1: three dollar value meal. I've been eating some questionable things lately.
[1:07:35] Speaker 2: I had Taco bill. Taco Bill.
[1:07:38] Speaker 1: I never did live to tell the tale they have
[1:07:41] Speaker 1: a new dorito. Well, I don't know if it's new,
[1:07:43] Speaker 1: but they have a dorito taco. It had like seasoning
[1:07:46] Speaker 1: like it's a dorrito taco shell. And they have a
[1:07:49] Speaker 1: tahem one too. Everything else was pretty much the same.
[1:07:56] Speaker 1: Mush meat, it was mushy beans like dollar just don't
[1:08:01] Speaker 1: look at it and just scarce. You gotta eat it quick.
[1:08:03] Speaker 1: It's probably best when drunk. That was I was just
[1:08:09] Speaker 1: hungry and there wasn't much open at three am.
[1:08:11] Speaker 2: You know, you shouldn't eat past seven, that's what they say.
[1:08:15] Speaker 1: But you know what, And that's another question I got
[1:08:18] Speaker 1: when people say shit like that, How can you say
[1:08:20] Speaker 1: I shouldn't eat past this time? What time do you
[1:08:21] Speaker 1: think I woke up? Because what if I didn't wake
[1:08:25] Speaker 1: up till one pm? I only got six hours to
[1:08:28] Speaker 1: eat all of my meals because I'm gonna eat the meals.
[1:08:30] Speaker 2: Well, you did it intermediate fast.
[1:08:33] Speaker 1: It's not fast. And if you sleep right, you need
[1:08:37] Speaker 1: to get up so your body like wakes back up.
[1:08:41] Speaker 2: Are you're not supposed to say naps during the fans? Well,
[1:08:45] Speaker 2: I don't know that.
[1:08:46] Speaker 1: Like I think it's like inter minute fasting. You wake
[1:08:49] Speaker 1: up and you don't eat till twelve, but then you
[1:08:51] Speaker 1: don't eat till from twelve to six. Yeah, in that range,
[1:08:54] Speaker 1: and that's it. But if I wake up at eleven thirty,
[1:08:56] Speaker 1: I don't think it really counts. If I only waited
[1:08:58] Speaker 1: thirty minutes to eat, that would be the same as
[1:09:01] Speaker 1: waking up at nine and eating breakfast at nine thirty.
[1:09:03] Speaker 2: No. Yeah, but I mean, like, if you fast, I
[1:09:06] Speaker 2: can sound good.
[1:09:06] Speaker 1: That's what I think the Instagram fitness and dietitian people
[1:09:09] Speaker 1: be doing when they change that ship your ass. I
[1:09:12] Speaker 1: saw you in line this morning at Chick fil A
[1:09:15] Speaker 1: eating chicken biscuits and you're talking about inter mintent fasting.
[1:09:19] Speaker 1: You can't get a chicken biscuit an inter minute fast
[1:09:22] Speaker 1: because they stop serving breakfast.
[1:09:24] Speaker 2: Taking that during the fast because when I pray, I
[1:09:26] Speaker 2: get the crime. Didn I get tired after I cried?
[1:09:28] Speaker 2: So I'm taking that.
[1:09:29] Speaker 1: What should be crying about?
[1:09:30] Speaker 2: Are you the boy y'all just talking to the Lord
[1:09:33] Speaker 2: Ward his president?
[1:09:35] Speaker 1: Okay, crying? I cried sometimes, series of joy like that
[1:09:41] Speaker 1: because you said, you said it like every time you pray,
[1:09:44] Speaker 1: you cry, And I'm just like, well, girl, what's going on?
[1:09:46] Speaker 4: Everything?
[1:09:47] Speaker 1: Okay? It sounds like an offcam conversation.
[1:09:52] Speaker 2: I find it's just when I feel the president of God,
[1:09:55] Speaker 2: I just be like, oh, I'm so thankful, like oh yeah,
[1:09:58] Speaker 2: like tears of joy. Yeah, I guess. I guess you like.
[1:10:01] Speaker 1: Gratitude, you know, and talk to me like you. Yeah.
[1:10:09] Speaker 2: But I'm gonna take a nap after I cry. I'll
[1:10:11] Speaker 2: be tired after I cry.
[1:10:12] Speaker 1: I'm tired after I cried. I don't cry about praying usually,
[1:10:17] Speaker 1: but when I cry about other things like my bills,
[1:10:21] Speaker 1: bills or waited too late, there's nothing open for me
[1:10:25] Speaker 1: to eat. Yeah, I will cry or I can't make
[1:10:28] Speaker 1: a decision about what I want to eat. They're very
[1:10:29] Speaker 1: much first world problems, and I recognize that, but it
[1:10:32] Speaker 1: makes me cry. It moves me to tears. I cried
[1:10:34] Speaker 1: when I didn't get my pod.
[1:10:36] Speaker 2: Oh you should have that's a crime moment.
[1:10:39] Speaker 1: I cried a few times about that. And then I
[1:10:41] Speaker 1: cried because my period came. Even though I'm glad it's here,
[1:10:43] Speaker 1: I was crying about that. I guess so. But I
[1:10:47] Speaker 1: want to be unseen from everybody because I don't want one.
[1:10:51] Speaker 1: I don't even think this is real wood I don't
[1:10:53] Speaker 1: want it, or because I just wanted to be gone.
[1:10:58] Speaker 2: You see how you ruin stuff.
[1:11:01] Speaker 1: Well, that's all the questions that needed answers. If you
[1:11:04] Speaker 1: guys have questions that need answers, drop them in the comments.
[1:11:07] Speaker 1: I would like to discuss them. Maybe I have an answer,
[1:11:09] Speaker 1: although I probably don't, but we can talk about it.
[1:11:13] Speaker 1: I might have theories because I also want to know
[1:11:16] Speaker 1: why my granddaddy came back as my nephew. It's probably
[1:11:20] Speaker 1: because we're not doing right. Everybody come back. So that's
[1:11:26] Speaker 1: why they made me sleep all the time, because he
[1:11:28] Speaker 1: got to rest up because he's gonna start barking at
[1:11:30] Speaker 1: us and giving orders. A leader like so we need
[1:11:35] Speaker 1: somebody to be a leader because the children can't read.
[1:11:39] Speaker 1: Did you see that teacher who is crying? I cry
[1:11:44] Speaker 1: with him because these kids can't read, they can't do math,
[1:11:47] Speaker 1: they don't know science, nothing, and nobody cares. They just
[1:11:50] Speaker 1: want to TikTok their lives away. But let me get
[1:11:53] Speaker 1: off my soap. But you can read, you don't need
[1:11:59] Speaker 1: to be doing all them.
[1:12:04] Speaker 2: Okay, and Scarlett letter.
[1:12:07] Speaker 1: You read all the books, all right. Well we're going
[1:12:13] Speaker 1: to move on to sip and spiel. So I got
[1:12:18] Speaker 1: a message, guys, about sip and spiel because I realized
[1:12:23] Speaker 1: maybe I wasn't very clear. This is not personal phone
[1:12:27] Speaker 1: calls me. I think maybe that wasn't clear. There's a
[1:12:30] Speaker 1: few people who have some voicemails, so thank you for calling,
[1:12:34] Speaker 1: but I don't please don't expect a call back from me.
[1:12:37] Speaker 1: But we were talking and maybe that's something we can
[1:12:39] Speaker 1: add on Patreon, So let me know if that's something
[1:12:41] Speaker 1: that y'all would be interested in a call back. Also,
[1:12:44] Speaker 1: if you call and leave me a voicemail, it's fair
[1:12:48] Speaker 1: game for the show. So if you're not sure if
[1:12:50] Speaker 1: you wanted to be on this show, don't call because
[1:12:54] Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cut that part out and just use
[1:12:56] Speaker 1: the voicemail. Okay. So there were a few people who's
[1:13:00] Speaker 1: at that I won't use you today, but this person
[1:13:04] Speaker 1: sent several messages. Actually a story to tell, so I'm
[1:13:09] Speaker 1: gonna let him tell his story. It's no advice here.
[1:13:13] Speaker 1: He had a very interesting experience. We're gonna talk about it,
[1:13:16] Speaker 1: and then both me Andrew have cocktails to share. So
[1:13:21] Speaker 1: this came from somebody. I don't know where he was,
[1:13:24] Speaker 1: but he was cutting up with his coworker. And I
[1:13:29] Speaker 1: tell you all the time, say no to co workers.
[1:13:32] Speaker 1: Say no to co workers. That's just not a good idea.
[1:13:35] Speaker 1: And I haven't heard a happy story about it yet.
[1:13:40] Speaker 2: Ever.
[1:13:41] Speaker 1: Okay, let's see the voicemail. I mean he literally left
[1:13:50] Speaker 1: five messages. He got started and he said acrimony.
[1:13:57] Speaker 3: Okay, just called a minute ago. But I'm over here
[1:14:01] Speaker 3: doing this foot recovery. So I was hopping around, got
[1:14:05] Speaker 3: a little out of breath, but I wanted to recover,
[1:14:07] Speaker 3: so I can tell you this. So essentially, several years ago,
[1:14:10] Speaker 3: I had this coworker and she was cool, she was attractive,
[1:14:13] Speaker 3: she was stick. She had asked like, you know, kind
[1:14:17] Speaker 3: of a cool face, and she just was on me
[1:14:21] Speaker 3: at work. We used to always but his always be
[1:14:24] Speaker 3: like in the middle of a conflict, in broad and conflict,
[1:14:27] Speaker 3: and I always would go home and at the time
[1:14:30] Speaker 3: I would tell my ex fiance so like I'd be like, hey,
[1:14:33] Speaker 3: this is just tripping. She's doing this and that, and
[1:14:35] Speaker 3: she would just tell me, like, you know, just stay
[1:14:36] Speaker 3: out the way, don't worry about it. And the coworker
[1:14:40] Speaker 3: was a white lady. Right, we'll call her l and
[1:14:44] Speaker 3: we'll call my wife Niche, right, So niche was telling
[1:14:48] Speaker 3: me stay out the way of he don't worry about it. Well,
[1:14:51] Speaker 3: we sit went passed, and one day Niche came to
[1:14:54] Speaker 3: pick me up from work and l and I had
[1:14:57] Speaker 3: recently had a conflict resolution meeting because our problem was
[1:15:01] Speaker 3: just getting so extensive, and at the conflict resolution meeting
[1:15:05] Speaker 3: we kind of talked it out and we came to
[1:15:07] Speaker 3: see eye to hide and we would stay out of
[1:15:08] Speaker 3: each other's way. When Niche came to pick me up,
[1:15:12] Speaker 3: L told Niche, make sure you cook for that man.
[1:15:15] Speaker 3: He's a good man. So that day we walked out
[1:15:18] Speaker 3: of the office and Niche was like, that girl want
[1:15:20] Speaker 3: to fuck you? And I was like, nah, I don't
[1:15:22] Speaker 3: think so. Like I thought nothing about it because we
[1:15:25] Speaker 3: had just done having all of these conflicts, conflict resolution meeting,
[1:15:29] Speaker 3: all of that. So fast forward. I had just got
[1:15:33] Speaker 3: back from San Diego for work for the company and
[1:15:38] Speaker 3: Lle was about to go down to San Diego for
[1:15:40] Speaker 3: work for the company. So I went to the office.
[1:15:43] Speaker 3: I was about to pick up a pound of weed
[1:15:45] Speaker 3: from one of the homies. He was just about to
[1:15:47] Speaker 3: firm me some shit. So while I was waiting on him,
[1:15:50] Speaker 3: he was like, oh, you know, change your plans. Can
[1:15:53] Speaker 3: we meet over in Westwood by your job, so I
[1:15:55] Speaker 3: could give your shit. I'm all right, bet. So I
[1:15:58] Speaker 3: go after hours to work and just by chance, I'm
[1:16:02] Speaker 3: in the parking lot. I had to piss real bad,
[1:16:04] Speaker 3: so I went up to the office. When I go
[1:16:07] Speaker 3: up into the office to use the restaroom, law and behold,
[1:16:11] Speaker 3: l is there and she's working after hours. So, you know,
[1:16:15] Speaker 3: conversation breaks out and we just start talking, like, oh,
[1:16:19] Speaker 3: why you're here so late because it's like seven eight pm.
[1:16:22] Speaker 3: And the spot that I was working at at the
[1:16:24] Speaker 3: time was a school that closed at like five, so
[1:16:27] Speaker 3: there's some shit for young adults, you know, they were studying,
[1:16:29] Speaker 3: so he closed about five pm. So I'm like, yo, hell,
[1:16:34] Speaker 3: what you doing here? She's like, oh, you know, I'm working.
[1:16:37] Speaker 3: I'm about to go to San Diego. I'm like, oh,
[1:16:39] Speaker 3: I just got back from San Diego. I had a
[1:16:41] Speaker 3: great time, you know this and that. Right, So I'm
[1:16:44] Speaker 3: telling her about some of the restaurants and I'm asking
[1:16:47] Speaker 3: her where she's staying at. So as we having a conversation,
[1:16:50] Speaker 3: at first, we were, you know, standing apart from each other,
[1:16:54] Speaker 3: and then we start getting closer to each other just
[1:16:56] Speaker 3: naturally conversing, right, I told.
[1:17:02] Speaker 1: You he left five parts, so his is gonna be
[1:17:05] Speaker 1: the third one.
[1:17:06] Speaker 2: Let me click it.
[1:17:08] Speaker 3: So continuation is part two to the coworker in the
[1:17:13] Speaker 3: office and the ex wife L and Niche. So I'm
[1:17:19] Speaker 3: in the office with L and we get closer on
[1:17:22] Speaker 3: the bench and we're just talking, and we're talking about
[1:17:25] Speaker 3: the spots that I saw and the things that I
[1:17:27] Speaker 3: experienced while I was visiting San Diego down there working
[1:17:31] Speaker 3: for work. And you know, she continues to reiterate that
[1:17:34] Speaker 3: she about to go down there for work. I'm like, oh, yeah,
[1:17:36] Speaker 3: that's cool, Like, you know, you gonna love it, bah
[1:17:38] Speaker 3: blah blah. So the next thing, I know, we just
[1:17:41] Speaker 3: randomly having different conversations, right, And then the next thing
[1:17:47] Speaker 3: that I vividly remember is we were kind of like
[1:17:50] Speaker 3: chasing each other around the office. You know, we're playing
[1:17:53] Speaker 3: this shit. And the next thing that I remember after
[1:17:56] Speaker 3: playing is me tacking her up. Now she's a thif girl.
[1:18:00] Speaker 3: I'm a big dude. I'm like five eleven, like at
[1:18:03] Speaker 3: the time, my probably was about two fifty, right, and
[1:18:07] Speaker 3: at this time I was in my early twenties, being
[1:18:10] Speaker 3: twenties and shit, so testos are on overload, feeling good,
[1:18:14] Speaker 3: feeling great about myself. The job that I was working
[1:18:17] Speaker 3: with was cool. And again, the people that I'm working
[1:18:20] Speaker 3: with is predominantly white, so I'm the only nigga from
[1:18:23] Speaker 3: South LA at this gig. I pick her up and
[1:18:27] Speaker 3: then you know, we are just kind of like wrestling
[1:18:31] Speaker 3: while I got her on my shoulder. Though I'm just
[1:18:34] Speaker 3: feeling this girl booty.
[1:18:36] Speaker 4: I'm like, God, damn, this motherfuck it's nicest ro tome.
[1:18:39] Speaker 4: I'm gribbing it right and my shorty at the time,
[1:18:43] Speaker 4: shout out to my ex wife. You know, she's beautiful,
[1:18:46] Speaker 4: brown skin, black queen, petite, nice.
[1:18:50] Speaker 3: Body right like you know, but this girl, she's thick.
[1:18:54] Speaker 3: This girl hell is think. I'm like, damn. So I'm
[1:18:58] Speaker 3: grabbing on her a shit while I'm running around office
[1:19:00] Speaker 3: with her on my shoulder, fireman carrying her, and she like, damn,
[1:19:03] Speaker 3: I ain't never really been picked up like this, right,
[1:19:06] Speaker 3: So the next thing I know, I sit her down
[1:19:09] Speaker 3: on one of the benches that it's in the office,
[1:19:12] Speaker 3: and then we start making out. We French kissing, times slapping,
[1:19:16] Speaker 3: we swapping, spit, spit falling out our mouth and my
[1:19:19] Speaker 3: mouth to hers and back and forth. I start gripping
[1:19:23] Speaker 3: her kitties. She gripping on my dick. And it's crazy
[1:19:27] Speaker 3: at this point, like I want this is somebody that
[1:19:30] Speaker 3: two weeks ago, I literally am telling my wife I
[1:19:33] Speaker 3: hate this bitch, right, and she's telling me, like watch
[1:19:36] Speaker 3: out for her. Girl in the office with my dick out.
[1:19:43] Speaker 3: She gave me the coldest head. I'm talking about the
[1:19:47] Speaker 3: crazy shit right. Oh my god, damn, the head was
[1:19:54] Speaker 3: so cold. I'm like, ya, i'ma eat this pussy. She
[1:19:58] Speaker 3: she get on top. So now at this point we're
[1:20:01] Speaker 3: in my boss's office. We go in their office and
[1:20:03] Speaker 3: ship and they got the wisdom lights. The lights you
[1:20:07] Speaker 3: don't got go to the next one.
[1:20:10] Speaker 1: Sounds like a smart like it sounds like one of
[1:20:13] Speaker 1: them books that I was selling the mir the other
[1:20:15] Speaker 1: week went toever ten years older. Yeah, he's nasty. You
[1:20:24] Speaker 1: should be scared.
[1:20:26] Speaker 3: So this is part three of a story with me
[1:20:33] Speaker 3: in my boss's office. So now we already have been
[1:20:39] Speaker 3: making out, grabbing her titties, sucking on her nipples. She
[1:20:42] Speaker 3: got big are yellers, like you know, like the jumbo
[1:20:46] Speaker 3: pepperoni type, right, and then the nipples protrude mart her
[1:20:54] Speaker 3: little sausages from the pizza spots right, sucking on them,
[1:20:59] Speaker 3: bite them gently, right, I'm getting her turned up, biting
[1:21:03] Speaker 3: all on her neck. She white again, putting the Heikeys
[1:21:06] Speaker 3: on her neck. Hickey's all over our body, just Jimmy biding,
[1:21:11] Speaker 3: caressing her, gripping a fat booty like you know me,
[1:21:14] Speaker 3: My hands are humungus, so I'm gripping that ass. I'm
[1:21:18] Speaker 3: on the ass, o pussy. I'm spreading cheeks like I'm
[1:21:22] Speaker 3: in that shit, right boom. So at this point we
[1:21:27] Speaker 3: a my boss office and she got the lights that
[1:21:30] Speaker 3: automatically turned on their like censors or whatever. Right, so
[1:21:33] Speaker 3: when we back in there, it automatically turn on. And
[1:21:36] Speaker 3: keep in mind, we fucking in the office that's on
[1:21:39] Speaker 3: the main street, so you damn here like it's a
[1:21:42] Speaker 3: nice city, it's Westwood, it's by UCLA. So we turn
[1:21:48] Speaker 3: the lights off. Paul we in there on her desk,
[1:21:51] Speaker 3: and like I said, she pulled a dick out. She's
[1:21:53] Speaker 3: sucking and crazy eating that monthfucker like a hot slice
[1:21:56] Speaker 3: of pepper on the pacha. Good sounds of phenomena of
[1:22:02] Speaker 3: pounds alone that make you go crazy, right, So boom,
[1:22:07] Speaker 3: we fucking or I'm sorry, she's sucking. I need to
[1:22:11] Speaker 3: pussy it down. I'm talking about like I probably put
[1:22:14] Speaker 3: my whole tongue in that big boodeole like crazy boom,
[1:22:17] Speaker 3: either pussy crazy boom from the back, like that's how
[1:22:21] Speaker 3: you get pink eye. I'm talking about like I'm coming
[1:22:25] Speaker 3: out the ass with my fucking so much spit drewel come,
[1:22:29] Speaker 3: pussy juices on my faces. Cut boom, I fuck boom.
[1:22:37] Speaker 3: I'm beating her down. I'm beating her down, and I'm
[1:22:39] Speaker 3: not even gonna lie to you. I beat her down.
[1:22:41] Speaker 3: There has to have been like maybe a five or
[1:22:43] Speaker 3: seven minute session, like cold strokes, good long thorough strokes,
[1:22:48] Speaker 3: but quick though, right, So get her in there, out
[1:22:52] Speaker 3: of there. I'm let all on my boss keyboard, right,
[1:22:56] Speaker 3: not all on her keyboard. Crazy and me and my coworker,
[1:23:01] Speaker 3: wee kind of are like we're putting our clothes background
[1:23:03] Speaker 3: just on some like damn, what do we just do?
[1:23:06] Speaker 3: Type shit? Right? We kissing this ship. As we getting dressed,
[1:23:11] Speaker 3: the clothes come back off. We go round too, We
[1:23:14] Speaker 3: fuck again. Boom, all in the boss office again, go
[1:23:17] Speaker 3: crazy again, not on the depth again, got to get
[1:23:20] Speaker 3: the lights all whites again. I'm like Damn, I'm fucking up.
[1:23:25] Speaker 2: Do you even have a combo?
[1:23:27] Speaker 1: Don't sound like it from part four?
[1:23:31] Speaker 3: So this is part four of L and Niche and
[1:23:36] Speaker 3: me and the end shit. I'm Aja gor Drew, whichever
[1:23:40] Speaker 3: you want to call me at this point right, essentially
[1:23:45] Speaker 3: this part four thous So now we just finished a
[1:23:48] Speaker 3: round two in my boss office, and me and L
[1:23:52] Speaker 3: are you know, we kind of just stunned at what
[1:23:57] Speaker 3: has happened because our dynamic literally was not like this before.
[1:24:01] Speaker 3: It was like somebody you was literally in a beequit
[1:24:05] Speaker 3: and then now y'all intimate in the most intimate way, right,
[1:24:09] Speaker 3: So me and her, we kind of are trying to
[1:24:13] Speaker 3: come to terms with what we've done. Home Man, what
[1:24:17] Speaker 3: I was saying is that they should literally this decision
[1:24:21] Speaker 3: change the trajectory of my entire marriage, not only in
[1:24:25] Speaker 3: my marriage, but the rest of my life. So many
[1:24:27] Speaker 3: things emanated as a result of this decision, right to
[1:24:34] Speaker 3: fuck L my former coworker in the office. There were
[1:24:39] Speaker 3: so many things that emanated from that shit. I'm talking
[1:24:42] Speaker 3: about pregnancy, I'm talking about thirty thousand dollars offering. Right
[1:24:51] Speaker 3: as I was in the midst of about to get married,
[1:24:54] Speaker 3: to my wife. I'm talking about a marriage that will
[1:24:58] Speaker 3: go on for years. I'm talking about so much, so
[1:25:04] Speaker 3: many decisions that have not only affected me but also
[1:25:09] Speaker 3: the people around me. So if you kind of interested
[1:25:12] Speaker 3: to hear a little bit more about this story, give.
[1:25:15] Speaker 2: Me a he's trying to offer.
[1:25:19] Speaker 3: We could chop it up a little bit. Yeah, and
[1:25:21] Speaker 3: I'll let you know, like you know, some of the
[1:25:23] Speaker 3: fine points of what went on with the thirty thousand,
[1:25:26] Speaker 3: with the pregnancy, who actually got pregnant, and how all
[1:25:31] Speaker 3: of it are. Also the fact that you know, I
[1:25:35] Speaker 3: was fucking this coworkers of the movies, and.
[1:25:39] Speaker 1: It's already we already had four parts. Now, first of all,
[1:25:43] Speaker 1: thank you A. J. Drew for sending the voicemails and
[1:25:47] Speaker 1: your storytime, because that was a good story. I mean,
[1:25:51] Speaker 1: it wasn't good, but it was good juicy. Now, dun't
[1:25:55] Speaker 1: y'all dump nobody else coming of damn cliffhangers. I don't
[1:25:59] Speaker 1: want no cliff. I want to hear the story. Now
[1:26:01] Speaker 1: hear you call me back. This is this is your callback.
[1:26:04] Speaker 1: You need to call me back and tell me thirty
[1:26:06] Speaker 1: thousand dollars offering of what did you did? Somebody offer
[1:26:10] Speaker 1: you thirty thousand dollars?
[1:26:11] Speaker 2: Who was pregnant?
[1:26:13] Speaker 1: I think that lady was pregnant. Eil Elle was pregnant.
[1:26:16] Speaker 1: I don't think his ex wife was pregnant. And what
[1:26:19] Speaker 1: are you already married? Because he said something about for
[1:26:23] Speaker 1: his wedding, So you kept fucking all and you married
[1:26:26] Speaker 1: that lady that was your ex wife. She found out.
[1:26:30] Speaker 1: I still want to know where the thirty thousand came from.
[1:26:32] Speaker 1: And did you offer her thirty thousand dollars to get
[1:26:36] Speaker 1: rid of the baby?
[1:26:37] Speaker 2: Fuck?
[1:26:37] Speaker 1: I don't believe you had thirty thousand dollars offer her?
[1:26:40] Speaker 2: Who cleaned off the keyboard?
[1:26:42] Speaker 1: He said, lightle wipes. That's not enough. Hey, no, that's
[1:26:46] Speaker 1: not enough, just like you want to black light everything.
[1:26:49] Speaker 1: Could you imagine? I'm glad I don't go in.
[1:26:51] Speaker 2: What does he look like? And he kept talking about yes,
[1:26:55] Speaker 2: peon like boy.
[1:26:58] Speaker 1: Just coming out. So take that ass to grow Ton
[1:27:01] Speaker 1: and she's white and she's white, and.
[1:27:03] Speaker 2: She's like, okay, she's white. But she did, you know,
[1:27:07] Speaker 2: like stick in La.
[1:27:08] Speaker 1: That's what was throwing me off. Yeah, like what maybe
[1:27:12] Speaker 1: she was from Bakersfield, was feeling him drew A Drew
[1:27:16] Speaker 1: I did not like you and what happened to the
[1:27:18] Speaker 1: weed man?
[1:27:20] Speaker 2: Yeah, the story started like we was getting some weed.
[1:27:24] Speaker 1: So like wife is at home, stress or your fiance,
[1:27:26] Speaker 1: whatever she was at the time, she probably won a
[1:27:28] Speaker 1: little puff puff too, and she just sitting at home,
[1:27:30] Speaker 1: probably already got the snacks ready.
[1:27:32] Speaker 2: It's giving jo from baby boy. Like you just out
[1:27:38] Speaker 2: here fucking and you fucking said work.
[1:27:42] Speaker 1: You need to go back to your mama house anyway,
[1:27:47] Speaker 1: Thank you?
[1:27:47] Speaker 3: Why was you?
[1:27:49] Speaker 1: What make you listen to?
[1:27:52] Speaker 3: Well?
[1:27:52] Speaker 1: I listened to all of the parts already, so I
[1:27:55] Speaker 1: couldn't keep that myself. Share with you and everybody else.
[1:27:58] Speaker 1: If y'all have something you share, it could be advice,
[1:28:00] Speaker 1: It could just be a confession like his was. It
[1:28:02] Speaker 1: could be a cocktail at cockfail, whatever, anything other than
[1:28:07] Speaker 1: I'm not picking up. It automatically goes to leave a voicemail.
[1:28:10] Speaker 1: You don't have to leave your number, don't say your
[1:28:12] Speaker 1: name that way, I don't have to remember to bleep
[1:28:14] Speaker 1: it and just submit sumit. Tell me what you want
[1:28:17] Speaker 1: to tell me. Four four six nine two three nine
[1:28:21] Speaker 1: to sip and spiel. Now we are going to share
[1:28:24] Speaker 1: a cocktails their throwbacks. They throw back, and we will
[1:28:29] Speaker 1: change the names of all parties involved except for ourselves
[1:28:32] Speaker 1: to protect and someone guilty. That's why I said it's
[1:28:38] Speaker 1: someone guilty, because I know that people be guilty out here.
[1:28:42] Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna talk about the cocktail. About how when
[1:28:44] Speaker 2: you FaceTime me, I had just got done getting fucked.
[1:28:48] Speaker 1: Yes, so I called her. I know I was in
[1:28:52] Speaker 1: Mexico and I called her and she looked disheveled. But
[1:28:56] Speaker 1: she's on the other side of the world. So I'm
[1:28:58] Speaker 1: thinking I done woke her up her sleep and I'm drunk,
[1:29:01] Speaker 1: so I don't care. So I keep you apping. But
[1:29:03] Speaker 1: then I had to go or something.
[1:29:04] Speaker 2: Then you hurt. No, no, no, you heard someone talking
[1:29:06] Speaker 2: in the back. I was like, hold on, you just.
[1:29:09] Speaker 1: To to toy and I was like, and it's dark.
[1:29:16] Speaker 2: Oh mama, ways at the airport.
[1:29:17] Speaker 3: G I just got.
[1:29:20] Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So who was this accent?
[1:29:23] Speaker 2: We don't call him what, We're gonna call him Harry Potter,
[1:29:28] Speaker 2: okay because he was London, Yes, Harry Potter. And so
[1:29:35] Speaker 2: I went to a festival for my birthday. I want
[1:29:39] Speaker 2: my best friend and her cousin, uh, and so we went.
[1:29:43] Speaker 2: So we I was just doing our think all weekend,
[1:29:45] Speaker 2: like whoo we was taking laughs. We with so many
[1:29:48] Speaker 2: black British men all over the place.
[1:29:51] Speaker 5: I was like, okay, fancy but no, no, like that okay,
[1:29:57] Speaker 5: And it was just one he was like mean and
[1:30:01] Speaker 5: I liked that.
[1:30:02] Speaker 2: I was like, oh, who is you? So we was
[1:30:07] Speaker 2: like going back and forth like so like he was
[1:30:12] Speaker 2: kind of like stand offish the first day, like he
[1:30:15] Speaker 2: let me know, like he was like rubbing my hand
[1:30:17] Speaker 2: and he was like but then he was like stand office.
[1:30:21] Speaker 2: So I was like okay. And then the next day
[1:30:23] Speaker 2: he was like, oh my god, I'm so good to
[1:30:25] Speaker 2: see you, and I'm like hi, and so we was
[1:30:28] Speaker 2: talking for a second and then he left and then
[1:30:32] Speaker 2: his homeboy like found me later on in the night
[1:30:35] Speaker 2: and was like, Harry Potter, I wants to talk to you.
[1:30:39] Speaker 2: And so he handed me the phone and I'm like hello.
[1:30:41] Speaker 2: He was like I want to see you tonight. I
[1:30:44] Speaker 2: was like okay, So I went right but we you know,
[1:30:50] Speaker 2: I sat there and so then you know, we was
[1:30:52] Speaker 2: talking for a little bit, like you know, your mama crackhead,
[1:30:55] Speaker 2: like your dad, like you know, just talking, you know,
[1:30:59] Speaker 2: just getting a no joke okay. Then like interesting, he
[1:31:02] Speaker 2: was telling me like what's your favorite movie and I
[1:31:05] Speaker 2: was like Jango and Chang.
[1:31:07] Speaker 1: And he was like me too. We started to kissing,
[1:31:11] Speaker 1: like what y'all f it Uber Django.
[1:31:15] Speaker 2: On the Slavery Rade.
[1:31:17] Speaker 1: We wanted like we just started like we got into it.
[1:31:20] Speaker 2: I was like me too. He just stood home.
[1:31:23] Speaker 1: We just started.
[1:31:26] Speaker 2: Kissing, right, did not happen? Okay? So the next day,
[1:31:31] Speaker 2: you know, it's the energy. Ain't weird, but it's like whatever.
[1:31:36] Speaker 2: So then that was the last night and so you
[1:31:40] Speaker 2: know we at the last partner we had the party.
[1:31:43] Speaker 2: We at the party, I'm drunk. I look over tell
[1:31:46] Speaker 2: my friends I'm beIN gonna fuck him. So I just
[1:31:50] Speaker 2: leave a party.
[1:31:51] Speaker 1: Do it once you make the announcement.
[1:31:52] Speaker 2: I literally made an announcement. I should have just got
[1:31:55] Speaker 2: on the mic and said it. And so I just
[1:31:57] Speaker 2: found him. I was like, well you are he was talking.
[1:31:59] Speaker 2: I'm in the room. I'm like, I'm finna come over there.
[1:32:02] Speaker 2: So he was like okay.
[1:32:04] Speaker 3: And so.
[1:32:09] Speaker 2: That's the sound folded like Heylani.
[1:32:14] Speaker 1: Twisted and photoed.
[1:32:15] Speaker 2: Up Michael Pretzel like a Ben gay what they have
[1:32:18] Speaker 2: fish and chips whatever they eat and so yeah, that
[1:32:25] Speaker 2: was cheer yo. That was good.
[1:32:29] Speaker 1: What a happy birthday?
[1:32:30] Speaker 2: To you for that one.
[1:32:32] Speaker 1: Is he still around or is he dead?
[1:32:34] Speaker 2: No?
[1:32:34] Speaker 1: I blocked him. Why'd you block him?
[1:32:38] Speaker 2: Because I don't like people that just lie for no reason.
[1:32:43] Speaker 2: And so I was just finding out stuff about him
[1:32:46] Speaker 2: and no, no, no he didn't have a wife. But
[1:32:49] Speaker 2: wasn't no no, it wasn't given johnasty but the last
[1:32:55] Speaker 2: I got a street program? Or do I get my
[1:32:57] Speaker 2: program strict? So don't say I'm gonna give you some
[1:33:00] Speaker 2: flowers and I don't have no goddamn flowers.
[1:33:05] Speaker 1: So I'm not simple because.
[1:33:07] Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you did be You just lie, just lie.
[1:33:11] Speaker 1: I can get on the internet for that literally anyway,
[1:33:15] Speaker 1: watch reality show literally.
[1:33:17] Speaker 2: So yeah, so that's my story. So sidis of the
[1:33:20] Speaker 2: producer who was like DREI what's the point of coming
[1:33:22] Speaker 2: on contails if you're not gonna show your cocktail? Girl,
[1:33:25] Speaker 2: I just told you I got fucked and got damn Malta. Okay,
[1:33:29] Speaker 2: but you want what else you wanted me to say?
[1:33:31] Speaker 1: Now? I want to go to Malta.
[1:33:32] Speaker 2: Malsa is it beautiful?
[1:33:34] Speaker 1: It's one list of places to go. I learned about
[1:33:36] Speaker 1: it from Queen of the South.
[1:33:39] Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, yes, it's south of Italy. Yeah, it's
[1:33:43] Speaker 2: the island on south of Italy. It was gorgeous. Was
[1:33:45] Speaker 2: on a medi rane and sea, on a boat drunk.
[1:33:48] Speaker 2: It was gorgeous. It was a really good time. It
[1:33:52] Speaker 2: would make you want to just be like, whoo, who
[1:33:54] Speaker 2: can I have right now?
[1:33:56] Speaker 3: You know?
[1:33:56] Speaker 2: It was really good.
[1:33:57] Speaker 1: And that's how I don't want the drugs to make me.
[1:34:00] Speaker 1: So I would include that in my drug order. Earlier,
[1:34:03] Speaker 1: I was saying when I ordered drugs, because I don't
[1:34:05] Speaker 1: know the lingo, I would like to say, how I
[1:34:06] Speaker 1: want to feel like I want to feel like that.
[1:34:08] Speaker 2: Okay, I understand, Okay, So.
[1:34:11] Speaker 1: I think I will do I'll do an international story too.
[1:34:15] Speaker 1: So this one is an oldie, but a goodie. I
[1:34:19] Speaker 1: went on a trip for my birthday a few years ago.
[1:34:22] Speaker 1: This man took me to Kiasu. Now it was a
[1:34:25] Speaker 1: beautiful trip. It was and I'd never been. It was
[1:34:30] Speaker 1: actually a place that I wanted to go, but and
[1:34:33] Speaker 1: I never told him that, So it was great that
[1:34:35] Speaker 1: he picked it out. So we go beautiful waters. Everybody
[1:34:40] Speaker 1: always talks about Aruba. I prefer Curasu. Anyway, We're staying
[1:34:43] Speaker 1: at this beautiful, beautiful resort. We go and do all
[1:34:45] Speaker 1: these different things. We're having a good time together. It's
[1:34:48] Speaker 1: just me and him the whole trip. So one day
[1:34:50] Speaker 1: I finally get really really drunk. I don't know what
[1:34:53] Speaker 1: happens to me when I get drunk, other than turning
[1:34:56] Speaker 1: into a little sex demon. That's why I have to
[1:34:58] Speaker 1: like and I used to think it was certain alcohol,
[1:35:02] Speaker 1: but it's not. No, I'm just what it's like. They
[1:35:06] Speaker 1: say that alcohol like dehydrates you or whatever, but it's
[1:35:10] Speaker 1: like not not not downstairs, And so like, why is
[1:35:14] Speaker 1: everything flowing? Why am I like, damn near attacking man? Anyway,
[1:35:19] Speaker 1: So we go out to the ocean. The resort has
[1:35:24] Speaker 1: like a private beach, and so we go to the
[1:35:27] Speaker 1: beach and we're in there. Now he can't swim. I
[1:35:31] Speaker 1: was like, don't go too far because I can't say
[1:35:37] Speaker 1: he has swim a little bit, Like it was okay.
[1:35:39] Speaker 2: Not enough to save his life. If he got to know,
[1:35:41] Speaker 2: he's gonna die.
[1:35:42] Speaker 1: And I don't know if he booked the travel insurance,
[1:35:45] Speaker 1: so he was gonna have.
[1:35:45] Speaker 4: To be beer.
[1:35:48] Speaker 1: Yeah, Vicky, Vicky, do you do travel insurance? Anyway, So
[1:35:52] Speaker 1: we're out there and it just felt good and the
[1:35:55] Speaker 1: sun is setting. It was just beautiful. And all of
[1:35:57] Speaker 1: a sudden, I was just like inching up to him,
[1:36:00] Speaker 1: getting closer, getting closer, and I was just like, move
[1:36:02] Speaker 1: my swim suit to the side.
[1:36:04] Speaker 3: Now.
[1:36:05] Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna tell y'all this was not It wasn't private. Private,
[1:36:08] Speaker 1: it's just like for the resort. But the other people
[1:36:10] Speaker 1: out there. I don't know what got into me, but
[1:36:12] Speaker 1: my ass was drunken. It's just like Yolo. So we're
[1:36:14] Speaker 1: fucking in the ocean. But then I know, right the ocean,
[1:36:23] Speaker 1: it's in the Caribbean. Yeah, but like down.
[1:36:26] Speaker 2: Down past the hurricane in the Atlantic Ocean, it's Kiki
[1:36:29] Speaker 2: juice is flowing Atlantic.
[1:36:31] Speaker 1: It's all over the world. Now, go out to the ocean.
[1:36:35] Speaker 1: Maybe you'll have a little bit of I'm not the
[1:36:37] Speaker 1: only one anyway. Those beaches are very rocky, so at
[1:36:43] Speaker 1: first it started off really fun. But then we got
[1:36:47] Speaker 1: closer to the water because we're moving, the water is moving,
[1:36:50] Speaker 1: and we both didn't want to die. Like, what am
[1:36:52] Speaker 1: I going to tell my mother? Or what would somebody
[1:36:54] Speaker 1: else tell my mother? Anyway, we're getting closer to the shore,
[1:36:57] Speaker 1: there's rocks. I had on water shoes. I don't know
[1:37:01] Speaker 1: what happened to my water shoes. He didn't fuck the
[1:37:02] Speaker 1: water shoes off of me. So then I try to
[1:37:04] Speaker 1: like just like kneel in the water so I could
[1:37:07] Speaker 1: have a way to get more comfortable. But I wasn't
[1:37:10] Speaker 1: thinking about the rocks again because I'm fucking drunk, and
[1:37:12] Speaker 1: this is why you should not be having.
[1:37:13] Speaker 2: Sex when you drunk, so your knees.
[1:37:16] Speaker 1: Yeah, and so it was just like not fun anymore.
[1:37:19] Speaker 2: But the next thing, I know, my hard work.
[1:37:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like fun in theory, but then it wasn't.
[1:37:25] Speaker 1: So I like to block that part out. But then
[1:37:26] Speaker 1: we go up to the rooms and we can get
[1:37:27] Speaker 1: back to the room. I think, now it's like the
[1:37:30] Speaker 1: day before my birthday, like it's about to be my
[1:37:33] Speaker 1: actual birthday. And so there was stuff in the room
[1:37:35] Speaker 1: like balloons and flowers and champagne and stuff. So I'm like,
[1:37:39] Speaker 1: set up the camera. I want to make a movie.
[1:37:42] Speaker 1: Why do I do this? Why this is so dangerous
[1:37:46] Speaker 1: and you should just not do this. And for any
[1:37:48] Speaker 1: of my younger listeners, don't live through me, don't live
[1:37:52] Speaker 1: like me.
[1:37:53] Speaker 2: It was on my past video. No, but that's what
[1:37:55] Speaker 2: you tell them. If they don't record, do it on
[1:37:58] Speaker 2: your phone.
[1:37:59] Speaker 1: Go ahead, because you can never really trust anybody else.
[1:38:02] Speaker 1: I've done it that way too, and knock on wood again.
[1:38:06] Speaker 1: Hopefully it's never released, but if it is, like I
[1:38:09] Speaker 1: want my cousin.
[1:38:10] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:38:11] Speaker 1: Anyway, so we go back to the room and we
[1:38:13] Speaker 1: have sex and it was a really good time, but
[1:38:16] Speaker 1: I was drunk, so I didn't really remember it. So
[1:38:19] Speaker 1: in the next day I was very excited that I
[1:38:21] Speaker 1: did remember to record it so I could watch it
[1:38:24] Speaker 1: back and relive the moment that I totally blacked out
[1:38:26] Speaker 1: and forgot about. And I have to tell you what
[1:38:29] Speaker 1: happened after that another time. But it was a wonderful
[1:38:32] Speaker 1: birthday trip. At first, we were arguing and fighting and
[1:38:36] Speaker 1: in the end we were all good and I'm ready
[1:38:39] Speaker 1: to go back.
[1:38:40] Speaker 2: And that's why I kind of want to share.
[1:38:43] Speaker 1: Okay, what you got?
[1:38:44] Speaker 2: It was wonder years with an X and so we
[1:38:48] Speaker 2: make it up for last time. So I got two
[1:38:50] Speaker 2: two for one. I'm gonna make a quick who was
[1:38:53] Speaker 2: an ex And so then he gave me ecstasy and
[1:38:56] Speaker 2: so it was something with a gun and it had
[1:38:59] Speaker 2: a gun on it. I don't know on the pill.
[1:39:01] Speaker 2: It was a good So he told me it was ecstasy.
[1:39:04] Speaker 1: That would make me nervous, so we took it.
[1:39:06] Speaker 2: That was my first and last time taking ecstasy because
[1:39:07] Speaker 2: I thought I was.
[1:39:10] Speaker 1: Everything. No no no, no, no no, I can't take
[1:39:13] Speaker 1: no no no.
[1:39:14] Speaker 2: So I was on top and I literally no, no, no,
[1:39:17] Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was laying on my back and I
[1:39:19] Speaker 2: was very scared. Like I was like, I started crying
[1:39:21] Speaker 2: and I was like, I think I'm about to die.
[1:39:25] Speaker 1: What's your heart beating?
[1:39:26] Speaker 3: Really?
[1:39:27] Speaker 2: And I was like it was going. I said, Yo,
[1:39:30] Speaker 2: if you not, I think I'm gonna die, so like
[1:39:32] Speaker 2: please don't not and so but I didn't die, so yollo,
[1:39:38] Speaker 2: don't do ecstasy.
[1:39:40] Speaker 1: Yeah, I am scared of what I would turn into
[1:39:42] Speaker 1: with that because I've heard some things and I've seen
[1:39:44] Speaker 1: crazier things.
[1:39:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, I was young and dumb and he was just
[1:39:47] Speaker 2: like take this.
[1:39:48] Speaker 1: I'm I was curious about it, but yeah, I've never
[1:39:50] Speaker 1: done that. One stay away from don't.
[1:39:55] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm going. It's like I'm just
[1:39:58] Speaker 2: just give me prospecto, just me champagne. I don't want
[1:40:01] Speaker 2: all that. I don't want all that.
[1:40:04] Speaker 1: And I want you guys to tell me your stories
[1:40:07] Speaker 1: of when you were doing drugs, looking questionable and having
[1:40:13] Speaker 1: crazy sex, whether it was good or bad. I think
[1:40:16] Speaker 1: next week I want to remind you guys about the
[1:40:19] Speaker 1: time that I had text with somebody and his ass
[1:40:22] Speaker 1: smelt like a rhinoceros. And why I knew that? What
[1:40:27] Speaker 1: his ass smelled like a rhinoceros? Why do I know that? No,
[1:40:34] Speaker 1: I've never been to a safari. I don't even like
[1:40:36] Speaker 1: the fucking zoo.
[1:40:37] Speaker 2: He smelled like a rhino.
[1:40:40] Speaker 3: I know.
[1:40:41] Speaker 1: Anyway, enough of my trauma. I want to hear yours.
[1:40:44] Speaker 1: Call me or email me. The email is cocktail c
[1:40:47] Speaker 1: O C K T A L E. S at cocktailspot
[1:40:50] Speaker 1: dot com or you can call me four four six
[1:40:52] Speaker 1: nine to two O three nine. And that's it for
[1:40:56] Speaker 1: this week. I do want to remind you guys to
[1:40:58] Speaker 1: sign up for the book club. We are reading Other
[1:41:00] Speaker 1: Mistress this month. Oh it's a mystery thriller. I love
[1:41:05] Speaker 1: a thriller. I do because I want to see if
[1:41:09] Speaker 1: I can figure it out before you know it's revealed
[1:41:11] Speaker 1: in the show or the movie. Anyway, Bali is next month.
[1:41:15] Speaker 1: We are leaving on the twenty fifth. Somebody did drop out,
[1:41:17] Speaker 1: so if you want to come, there's no payment plan left.
[1:41:20] Speaker 1: You need to book it now. And you need to
[1:41:21] Speaker 1: book your flight right now. But we're going to be
[1:41:23] Speaker 1: doing a lot of fun things. It's twenty fifth through
[1:41:25] Speaker 1: to thirtieth. You need to leave at least a day
[1:41:28] Speaker 1: early to arrive on time. We've got fabulous dinner plans.
[1:41:32] Speaker 1: We're going to some waterfalls, some beach clubs, different restaurants,
[1:41:40] Speaker 1: the villas. They send me pictures of the villas. I
[1:41:44] Speaker 1: cannot wait to adopt my new personality of being just wealthy.
[1:41:48] Speaker 1: While I'm over there white loads, I'm going to be
[1:41:52] Speaker 1: pretending to be on white loadus. I have been collecting
[1:41:54] Speaker 1: kaftans in preparation for this. Oh I'm going to Oh yes,
[1:41:59] Speaker 1: please do and yeah, that's it. So thank you guys
[1:42:02] Speaker 1: for listening again. If you have anything that you want
[1:42:07] Speaker 1: to share, please call me beat me. I won't be
[1:42:09] Speaker 1: calling you back yet, but just call me and leave
[1:42:12] Speaker 1: a voicemail and remember not to leave your name. Remember
[1:42:14] Speaker 1: to also follow me on Instagram, at Cocktails Podcast and
[1:42:18] Speaker 1: at Kiki said So Andree, where can everybody find you?
[1:42:20] Speaker 2: Underscore d r E E T A Y l O
[1:42:23] Speaker 2: R and I just started my interview series Don't Sleep.
[1:42:27] Speaker 2: Oh yes, good, well you know right? Well, I had
[1:42:31] Speaker 2: the playlist. So now it's like a podcast playlist, so
[1:42:35] Speaker 2: you interviewing the artist, interview on artists, and you know,
[1:42:38] Speaker 2: movies and shakers and music. So yeah, next time.
[1:42:41] Speaker 1: We're gonna have to talk about music, yeah, because I
[1:42:45] Speaker 1: just we find out about songs so late and I need.
[1:42:48] Speaker 2: I don't even want to. You're gonna piss me off.
[1:42:51] Speaker 2: You're gonna make me so mad.
[1:42:52] Speaker 1: Okay, well I don't want to make her mad, So
[1:42:53] Speaker 1: we're just gonna go until next week. You guys.
[1:42:56] Speaker 3: Bye,

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