# Ep. 414 "I Dare You To Try Comedy" ft. Comedian Kelly Kellz

An episode of [Cocktales with Kiki](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1149484402), 3 Oct 2024, 1 h 23 min.

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This week, we're joined by comedian Kelly Kellz. She shares how her comedy career began with someone daring her to try comedy, and we're so glad they did because she is hilarious. Tune in for this episode full of funny dating mishaps, what it's like being married for so long and working with your spouse, and so much more! Try JoyMode by visiting www.joymode.com and use code COCKTALES Follow our guest: @kellykellz_22 Follow Us @cocktalespodcast @kikisaidso @coffeebeandean We're inviting you all to a live studio recording with special guest Elizabeth Gilbert. Grab your tickets now Purchase Tickets by Clicking Here Join Kiki In Curacao- https://www.seekdharma.com/trips/kikis-travel-tribe/ Joine Medinah in Iceland or Costa Rica- www.paradiseandvibe.com Murder Mystery Dinner- https://boxwoodsocialhall.com/single-event/till-death-do-us-part-a-murder-mystery-wedding/ For all promo codes and links for promotions in the episode, follow this link: https://linktr.ee/cocktalesads Contact Us! Advice: advice@cocktalespod.com Cocktales: cocktales@cocktalespod.com Weird Sex: weirdsex@cocktalespod.com Live Show Sponsorship: sales@cocktalespod.com Guest Request/ General Inquiries info@cocktalespod.com Follow Us @cocktalespodcast @kikisaidso @coffeebeandean Join Us On Our Travels: Curacao with Kiki's Travel Tribe https://www.seekdharma.com/trips/kikis-travel-tribe/ Iceland & Costa Rica with Medinah & Paradise + Vibe https://paradiseandvibe.com/ Get your Vesper and other Jewelry From Crave https://lovecrave.com/cocktales Get Your Merch & Order Your Card Game Purchase Merch And Card Game at www.imcurioustoknow.com Get Klassy Baste! Learn to Cook with Kiki www.klassybaste.com Join Kiki's Book Club- September's Book- This Could Be Us By Kennedy Ryan- https://www.patreon.com/kikisaidso Travel with Kiki! We're going to Curacao! Reserve Your Spot Here! Travel With Medinah! Visit ParadiseandVibe.com Purchase Medinah's Coffee Mug! www.medinahmonroe.com Interested in sponsoring? Contact sales@cocktalespod.com today! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cocktales-with-kiki--2818687/support. CONNECT WITH US Follow the host and join the conversation after the episode: Kiki Said So (Kiara Walker) Instagram: @kikisaidso TikTok: @kikisaidso Cocktales With Kiki Instagram:@cocktalespodcast TikTok: @cocktalespodcast Want to be a guest on Cocktales? We are always looking for interesting guests, experts, and storytellers to join the show. If you would like to be considered, please fill out our guest submission form here: Guest Interest Form

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Check one two, check one two. Is this
[0:04] Speaker 1: Mike On? Is this Mike On? Hey listen man, it's
[0:07] Speaker 1: the one and only Trunks that the DJ sys and
[0:09] Speaker 1: you're listening to cocktails Dirty Discussions with Kikia Medina Monroe here.
[0:21] Speaker 2: Today's cocktail is called the Black Girl Magic. So what
[0:24] Speaker 2: you're gonna need to make this cocktail is two ounces
[0:27] Speaker 2: of our Madame Vice President should to be President bourbon
[0:30] Speaker 2: or whiskey, one and a half ounces of prosecco, an
[0:35] Speaker 2: ounce of simple syrup, and an ounce of lemon juice.
[0:39] Speaker 2: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take our
[0:40] Speaker 2: cocktail shaker that's already filled with ice, and we'll fill
[0:43] Speaker 2: it up with bourbon. Again, I'm not cracking, but this
[0:45] Speaker 2: girl open until Sir Davis comes in or democracy is restored,
[0:50] Speaker 2: and then we will add in our simple syrup. I'm
[0:55] Speaker 2: getting real free handed because I'm excited. I think we're
[0:57] Speaker 2: about to have a good time with our guests. I
[1:02] Speaker 2: feel like there's a little demon trump seeds flying around.
[1:06] Speaker 2: Let's get that out of here, and then the lime juice.
[1:11] Speaker 1: Pore that in.
[1:12] Speaker 2: We're gonna shake this up because as we haven't learned
[1:16] Speaker 2: you don't put bubbly in a shape. I swear, got
[1:25] Speaker 2: to stop keep an arm day. All right, So we're
[1:28] Speaker 2: gonna strain this mixture into a coop glass because we
[1:32] Speaker 2: are very classy, but we've got to leave room for
[1:36] Speaker 2: a classy prosecco. And this is the twenty twenty four
[1:44] Speaker 2: Black Girl Magic cheers and joy I forgot to put
[1:49] Speaker 2: the dehydrated line, but we ain't in that away.
[1:51] Speaker 1: I love it. It tastes like the end of summer.
[1:55] Speaker 2: Oh and that's where we're at or past been on
[1:57] Speaker 2: when you listen to this anyways, you guys, welcome back
[2:00] Speaker 2: to Cocktails, Dirty Discussions. I am Kiky said so.
[2:04] Speaker 1: Hey, y'all Monroe, and today.
[2:06] Speaker 2: We have a very special guest. We have comedian Kelly Keles.
[2:10] Speaker 1: Was a hell hang on, can I tell you what
[2:13] Speaker 1: this like? Like? Good credit? Oh? This down credit score
[2:22] Speaker 1: just went up. We got our good since Kelly Cal's here.
[2:28] Speaker 1: If you're a Delta, she's a so roy and know
[2:31] Speaker 1: your comedian.
[2:32] Speaker 2: She hosts at Uptown Comedy every Monday night. I was
[2:36] Speaker 2: there last night and I went to Vivin and she
[2:39] Speaker 2: was really funny. I am very encouraging. So if you're scared.
[2:42] Speaker 2: That's probably where you should start out, because she's gonna
[2:44] Speaker 2: be nice and warm and welcoming and encourage the crowd
[2:47] Speaker 2: to laugh at your jokes, even if maybe we should not.
[2:51] Speaker 1: She like gut wrenching, like you grabbing your knee and
[2:54] Speaker 1: falling out from.
[2:54] Speaker 2: She was dancing and like but like there were a
[2:57] Speaker 2: few moments like that. We was we got there late.
[2:58] Speaker 2: We didn't know about it, but now that we're she
[3:01] Speaker 2: was like, you're gonna tell everybody else, Like, yes, little
[3:03] Speaker 2: do you know, I'm going to ask you to come
[3:04] Speaker 2: on the shelf.
[3:06] Speaker 1: When I say, you never know who's in the room.
[3:08] Speaker 1: You were sitting. You guys were enjoying yourself. I can
[3:10] Speaker 1: see your laugh in the back, like I have to
[3:12] Speaker 1: having a good time. And that's energy right in a room.
[3:15] Speaker 1: You connect to energy right away, and I connected your
[3:17] Speaker 1: energy needs. Come here, come on. That's exactly how it worked.
[3:20] Speaker 1: That's how the networking works. So, Yig, was you on
[3:23] Speaker 1: a date? Yes, let me.
[3:31] Speaker 2: Today. We're talking about that later. We gotta guess about
[3:36] Speaker 2: her and her she got a husband.
[3:39] Speaker 1: So first of all, before we play our game that
[3:42] Speaker 1: Keiky and I created, I'm curious and we want to
[3:44] Speaker 1: congratulate you on getting your doctor. Come on, a dual
[3:47] Speaker 1: doctor is man, not one, but you. I am so excited,
[3:52] Speaker 1: thank you.
[3:53] Speaker 2: It'sudy top yourself, yourself school for fifty eleven years.
[3:57] Speaker 1: No, you were school your whole life. I was my
[3:59] Speaker 1: whole But this one is an honorary doctorate's right, Okay,
[4:03] Speaker 1: So honorary doctor's work when you've done the work and
[4:06] Speaker 1: people acknowledge. Right. So some people go and do the
[4:09] Speaker 1: literature piece of doctor's degree, and then some people do
[4:13] Speaker 1: the groundwork in the industry. So was myself, Tyrese, Ricky Smiley,
[4:18] Speaker 1: Rahen Devn, Darlene McCoy mc light, Andrea Kelly, people who
[4:23] Speaker 1: have been making their marks in the community, and that's
[4:26] Speaker 1: just to them a few. It was a lot of Deltas,
[4:27] Speaker 1: There was a lot of Greeks. It was a lot
[4:29] Speaker 1: of people that are influential in the community.
[4:32] Speaker 2: Right, So what was your thing that you've been doing it?
[4:34] Speaker 1: So I got minds in philosophy of communication, okay, and
[4:37] Speaker 1: I have a doctor's in humanitarianism, so I have my
[4:40] Speaker 1: own day, Kelly Kel's day. Obviously, I'm a Delta. So
[4:44] Speaker 1: the give back is real, right, I believe in sister
[4:47] Speaker 1: has scholarships and service, but I also believe in going
[4:50] Speaker 1: under the radar and doing the work when no one's watching.
[4:52] Speaker 1: And so that's that. Getting the doctorates yesterday was like god, okay,
[4:57] Speaker 1: thank you. It was a pat on the back in
[4:59] Speaker 1: front of the but it's like okay, and it also
[5:01] Speaker 1: just takes it up a notch. Now. It's the level
[5:04] Speaker 1: of like, hey, come on, man, I know what I'm doing.
[5:07] Speaker 1: I know I know what I'm doing. Affirmation confirmation to
[5:14] Speaker 1: bring it all back. I was like, y'all, I know that,
[5:17] Speaker 1: I know that you get it. And I'm talking about
[5:20] Speaker 1: I hope and I host the red carpets for the
[5:22] Speaker 1: content what work had. And this was yesterday. This was Sunday.
[5:26] Speaker 2: Oh Sundays.
[5:27] Speaker 1: What the bob is? The bob is fresh, you said,
[5:30] Speaker 1: I know this a fresh vibe. Listen, the girls love
[5:33] Speaker 1: changing their hair. But we were just talking about the hair.
[5:36] Speaker 1: I can't wait to take my brains out. Oh it's time,
[5:39] Speaker 1: but it ain't time because I've been moving around. The
[5:41] Speaker 1: long still looks good because the way your baby or
[5:43] Speaker 1: is just you really got this nice flow. I'm like,
[5:46] Speaker 1: it is thank you. I do appreciate the love and
[5:50] Speaker 1: I appreciate you for being here. Thank you so much.
[5:52] Speaker 1: I'm so glad to be here. When I walked into
[5:54] Speaker 1: the room, I was like, I love them. Yeah, I'll
[5:57] Speaker 1: get to that. Cheers, cheers, cheers. Tricky to you ladies.
[6:01] Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna play a quick game off I'm
[6:04] Speaker 2: Curious to Know with here, then we'll do we'd sex
[6:07] Speaker 2: and then really get into it. So if you guys
[6:09] Speaker 2: don't know, we came out with a discussion card game
[6:11] Speaker 2: called I'm Curious to Know, and it's a ton of
[6:13] Speaker 2: different questions. You can play with anyone, but it is
[6:16] Speaker 2: best played with somebody that you really want to get
[6:19] Speaker 2: to know, like maybe your man or your girl or
[6:22] Speaker 2: you know whatever. It's inclusive. So I'll go first with
[6:29] Speaker 2: a light one. Who's your celebrity crush? Oh?
[6:32] Speaker 1: Way, that is wow, I know my celebrity crush. Maybe
[6:41] Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's say you don't have one. Probably.
[6:49] Speaker 1: You know what's so crazy? It's so crazy if I
[6:51] Speaker 1: say my sold crush because I mess around and meet
[6:53] Speaker 1: him and then dang, he gonna be like I'm talking
[6:56] Speaker 1: about guess who is? Is it an actor? It is
[6:58] Speaker 1: a singer? Honey? Is it I hope it's not Tyrese.
[7:03] Speaker 1: It is not is so cool, but it is not
[7:06] Speaker 1: speaking of did you ever you ever googled his audition
[7:09] Speaker 1: tape for twelve years of slave? Wait a minute, anybody
[7:18] Speaker 1: needs to see some pure comedy. You got to get
[7:21] Speaker 1: on YouTube and look at his as well. And he
[7:24] Speaker 1: put himself in a cave and he was like in
[7:27] Speaker 1: a cave and he's ashy and like screaming. He didn't
[7:30] Speaker 1: get booked. We watched the audition is if you gotta
[7:38] Speaker 1: watch it, please watch it. Ok he posted it. Okank,
[7:42] Speaker 1: you got a good ear Kiki down he listed iteve years.
[7:47] Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'm infatuated with just the music. I'm a scorpiolla,
[7:52] Speaker 1: so tank give me that. Sex with you is like that.
[7:55] Speaker 1: It's very sensual and sexual. So I'm in love with
[7:58] Speaker 1: the music. That's I'm crushing on the use it.
[8:00] Speaker 2: You don't what the fun thing to me about having
[8:02] Speaker 2: a crushes. It's not somebody you know, and it's just fun.
[8:05] Speaker 2: When you meet him, it probably won't be the same.
[8:08] Speaker 2: It would be totally different. It's like it's good for
[8:10] Speaker 2: far away fantasy. Anybody.
[8:14] Speaker 1: That's fine, It's fine, It's fine, Brother Lailo about to
[8:18] Speaker 1: get an argument the next one. I'm curious to know
[8:21] Speaker 1: do you prefer to plan dates or do you want
[8:24] Speaker 1: your husband to plan it? My husband is the planner.
[8:26] Speaker 1: He's an amazing planner. He's going to surprise me on
[8:29] Speaker 1: my birthday, He's going to surprise me on holidays. He's
[8:32] Speaker 1: a planner. I'm not a planner because I'm busy, right,
[8:35] Speaker 1: But he understands that and he knows that's my love language.
[8:38] Speaker 1: Like I'm a small, small lover of gift things, like
[8:42] Speaker 1: I don't need big, big, big things. It's the small things.
[8:45] Speaker 1: If you know, my favorite candy skittles, or in a
[8:47] Speaker 1: bag of flaming hots, if you bring that and that's
[8:49] Speaker 1: on the bed landing there, I'm about to a bag
[8:53] Speaker 1: of skittles. But because you didn't have to do that,
[8:55] Speaker 1: you could have went to the gas station and got
[8:56] Speaker 1: you a black and mile and went on. It's he
[8:59] Speaker 1: is a Capricorn, you know. Capcorns are those are leader.
[9:04] Speaker 1: They take church okay, they started and they finish it,
[9:08] Speaker 1: and they are very diligent in between. You can't you
[9:11] Speaker 1: can't cut them off of a project. They're like, no,
[9:13] Speaker 1: I want to do it. You like you don't have to.
[9:15] Speaker 1: It's over all right.
[9:22] Speaker 2: Has a significant other ever made you mad enough to
[9:25] Speaker 2: damage their property?
[9:27] Speaker 1: Girl? Yes? What? I not busted out a car window?
[9:32] Speaker 1: You know so good? You know how sometimes you bust
[9:35] Speaker 1: out a car window. I sorry, we don't keep going,
[9:41] Speaker 1: keep going. I bussed out of car window and I
[9:42] Speaker 1: was done. I just couldn't believe this was somebody who
[9:45] Speaker 1: I was like so in love with. And I was
[9:48] Speaker 1: in college and he was back home, and I just
[9:50] Speaker 1: thought that you were doing the right thing. You know,
[9:51] Speaker 1: you're young and you're optimistic. And I got back and
[9:54] Speaker 1: he was like, you know what, I'm gonna be there
[9:56] Speaker 1: for you and take care of you, but I want
[9:57] Speaker 1: to see other women. It was like, well, screw what.
[10:02] Speaker 1: I thought that was your everything. And then he was
[10:04] Speaker 1: like no, and I felt like he just like it
[10:07] Speaker 1: probably didn't happen like this. I feel like he said no.
[10:10] Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden he was in his
[10:11] Speaker 1: car and he was driving off and I just in
[10:13] Speaker 1: the brick and yeah, he got the car, like, is
[10:19] Speaker 1: this what had come to it? I was like yes,
[10:21] Speaker 1: my heartest shuddered, and so is your windshield? And I
[10:25] Speaker 1: was like I was really done after that though I
[10:27] Speaker 1: couldn't even come back from man, So you're really bust
[10:29] Speaker 1: the window while he was driving the car trying to
[10:31] Speaker 1: drive off. He wasn't even in full Yeah, big brick.
[10:36] Speaker 1: I'm talking about like landscaping brick. You know what?
[10:38] Speaker 2: Did it bust him in the face?
[10:40] Speaker 1: No, no, no no no. I wanted to hurry on
[10:45] Speaker 1: my he hurt me, But it was good. That felt
[10:47] Speaker 1: so good, ladies. So I can see why they have
[10:49] Speaker 1: like these anger rooms, you know, to break grass and
[10:52] Speaker 1: all that. I could see that being a thing because
[10:53] Speaker 1: I felt so healed the people. Yeah, whatever hear stories
[11:03] Speaker 1: of that. I would never go back to my twenties.
[11:05] Speaker 1: When you earn your twenties, everything is just so emotional
[11:08] Speaker 1: and so heightened, and you just it's the end of
[11:10] Speaker 1: the world everything. I'm just like, oh, I'm so glad.
[11:13] Speaker 1: I'm I'm out of my twenties, So glad, aren't you now?
[11:16] Speaker 1: We're levelheaded. We think things through and even like, oh
[11:19] Speaker 1: you're leaving great cool. I was just thinking you maybe
[11:21] Speaker 1: should leave. Yeah, you need perfect mine. Okay, here's my
[11:25] Speaker 1: last one. I'm curious to know, on a scale from
[11:28] Speaker 1: one to ten, how happy are you right now? Oh?
[11:31] Speaker 1: A ten. Come on, a ten, Come on energy, and
[11:36] Speaker 1: I typically the odor that I get. I mean, I'm
[11:39] Speaker 1: going to create the tens.
[11:41] Speaker 2: Right.
[11:41] Speaker 1: If it's not a ten, I have to ask myself
[11:43] Speaker 1: what am I doing here? Right? And that's just the
[11:46] Speaker 1: real thing, because I am the energy. I won't I'm
[11:49] Speaker 1: the energy I want to be around. So if I
[11:50] Speaker 1: can't even create it, like oh, this ain't a space
[11:52] Speaker 1: for me, twin, where have you been, I'm going to retreat.
[11:55] Speaker 1: So yeah, and that's what you got to do, Like
[12:00] Speaker 1: you know what, by Y'all'm gonna go ahead and walk
[12:01] Speaker 1: off this ring. Ye, I ain't feeling it. I need
[12:07] Speaker 1: and I need to go on and I'm gone. I
[12:10] Speaker 1: love to hear you say that because I feel like
[12:12] Speaker 1: people need to hear stuff like that on your life. Yeah,
[12:16] Speaker 1: why not? Why not introduce yourself to people, Talk to people,
[12:19] Speaker 1: Speak up in the room, make your voice be known,
[12:22] Speaker 1: try new things, eye contact, eye contact, Let your head up,
[12:26] Speaker 1: Let your head up. Right, you have some confidence about
[12:29] Speaker 1: yourself even if you fucking don't bitch.
[12:31] Speaker 2: Let your head even the time you fake it till
[12:33] Speaker 2: you make you right.
[12:34] Speaker 1: Because this right here is good in the room, and
[12:36] Speaker 1: you smise the people like, yeah, she's engaged, and people
[12:41] Speaker 1: will want to know what she's not in her head about.
[12:42] Speaker 1: You don't know, they don't know what them Okay, I
[12:47] Speaker 1: don't even know what I'm doing here, but I'm here
[12:49] Speaker 1: sposed to be. It feels right, it is to be,
[12:53] Speaker 1: it is.
[12:54] Speaker 2: Okay, We're gonna move on to somebody who ended up
[12:57] Speaker 2: somewhere where they need it to be. But I don't know.
[13:02] Speaker 2: It's weird sex time you guys.
[13:04] Speaker 1: Oh, we are opening up an intimate space to have
[13:07] Speaker 1: a live studio taping with my good friend Elizabeth Gilbert.
[13:11] Speaker 1: You will be able to ask her different questions at
[13:14] Speaker 1: the end of the recording, but you'll basically be able
[13:16] Speaker 1: to experience a day in a life of recording cocktails
[13:19] Speaker 1: is for Kiki and I. It'll almost be like a
[13:22] Speaker 1: talk show if you were wondering, like, well, what are
[13:23] Speaker 1: y'all going to be doing if you're not doing these
[13:25] Speaker 1: great performances that you normally.
[13:26] Speaker 2: Do, right Kiki, Yeah, no dances, But it will be
[13:28] Speaker 2: kind of like a talk show vibe. You'll get to
[13:30] Speaker 2: be there and you will also have the opportunity to
[13:33] Speaker 2: ask some questions. You can ask for advice, live with
[13:35] Speaker 2: somebody who might have some experience.
[13:37] Speaker 1: I'm excited for the.
[13:38] Speaker 2: Conversation, just all of the different things that come with
[13:41] Speaker 2: that and how in the world did she realize that
[13:44] Speaker 2: she was addicted to love. I think everybody who has
[13:47] Speaker 2: sent an advice lad or might need to come to
[13:49] Speaker 2: this too. We will be recording it right here in Atlanta.
[13:53] Speaker 2: We'll have a little wine and it'll just be available
[13:57] Speaker 2: to you all. We're going to have a good time.
[13:59] Speaker 2: We're trying something new, and we really hope that you
[14:01] Speaker 2: come and join us. It's not very often that we
[14:03] Speaker 2: will be having these intimate experiences, so you better come
[14:07] Speaker 2: and see us in real life before you can see us,
[14:09] Speaker 2: I mean, you know.
[14:10] Speaker 1: And I also want to just point out this is
[14:12] Speaker 1: a great date night. Don't look at this and be
[14:14] Speaker 1: like it's only for women. No baby, no sweet baby, gum,
[14:17] Speaker 1: drop head naked a day night. This is a fun
[14:19] Speaker 1: little day night. Get go, grab dinner, come, come for
[14:22] Speaker 1: the conversation, have some drinks, sit down, be quiet, Yeah,
[14:26] Speaker 1: ask questions. This is a great moment if you're dating
[14:28] Speaker 1: someone and you're confused on where you I bringing, be like,
[14:30] Speaker 1: I planned a date baby, come to this event. When
[14:32] Speaker 1: we're talking about love Addiction.
[14:34] Speaker 2: So the tickets are available right now. There are very
[14:37] Speaker 2: limited number of seats because it's going to be a
[14:39] Speaker 2: very intimate space. You're gonna be up close and personal.
[14:43] Speaker 2: And the link is in our description. It's also on
[14:46] Speaker 2: our social media profiles. If you click our link tree link,
[14:49] Speaker 2: it is coming up. It is Tuesday, October eighth, right
[14:52] Speaker 2: here in Atlanta, Georgia. Want you buy your ticket, you
[14:55] Speaker 2: will get the actual address twenty four hours before the
[14:58] Speaker 2: event because if you got some free tickets, you do
[15:00] Speaker 2: not show up the door without your pay well, because
[15:02] Speaker 2: you will be turned brow. Yeah, you said a man
[15:07] Speaker 2: is not a necessity.
[15:09] Speaker 1: A man is a luxury like dessert.
[15:12] Speaker 2: Yeah, a man is absolutely not necessity.
[15:15] Speaker 1: Did you mean that to sound meaning bitter?
[15:19] Speaker 2: Oh not at all. I adore dessert.
[15:22] Speaker 1: I love man. I think men are the coolest, but
[15:24] Speaker 1: you don't really need them to live.
[15:30] Speaker 2: Okay, So this one, Thank you so much to the
[15:34] Speaker 2: listener who sens this in. We don't do a lot
[15:36] Speaker 2: of listener submissions for this because I think they'd be scared.
[15:39] Speaker 1: This is a listener submission.
[15:41] Speaker 2: Yes, Sex sent her to surgery was the subject line
[15:46] Speaker 2: on the email.
[15:47] Speaker 1: So she says.
[15:50] Speaker 2: I'm at this handsome, slightly older guy online. She's thirty six,
[15:56] Speaker 2: he's forty eight. They went out a few times and
[15:59] Speaker 2: always had a really good time. He gave the best
[16:02] Speaker 2: hugs and the sweetest kisses. One night, he invited her
[16:05] Speaker 2: to his house to watch movies. That sounds different than
[16:09] Speaker 2: Netflix and chill. I guess she wants you to used
[16:11] Speaker 2: different words, all right. The sexual attention had always been
[16:14] Speaker 2: so obvious, so I wasn't surprised when the movie ended
[16:16] Speaker 2: up watching us. Because we were kissing and getting nasty
[16:20] Speaker 2: on the couch. We moved to the bedroom, where he
[16:22] Speaker 2: began to eat my pussy like it was his job.
[16:26] Speaker 2: Then it happened. He pulled it out his Anna Conda
[16:31] Speaker 2: size dead Anna Conda. Don't and I don't, Okay, don't
[16:36] Speaker 2: you pull that out on me? Baby. I'm calling the police.
[16:39] Speaker 2: I mean, this was literally that's your mind. You're trying
[16:42] Speaker 2: to like you want to kill me, Yeah, but I don't.
[16:49] Speaker 2: I'm not in Yeah, I want to feel it, and
[16:52] Speaker 2: I feel like that will tear up every nerve in
[16:55] Speaker 2: my body. Anyway, Okay, So he pulls it out the
[16:57] Speaker 2: Ana condo. She says it was little, really, the biggest, longest,
[17:01] Speaker 2: stickest she had ever seen, easily thirteen inches long. No, no, nope,
[17:06] Speaker 2: I don't want to go all right. My hand couldn't
[17:08] Speaker 2: even close around it.
[17:09] Speaker 1: Oh my god.
[17:10] Speaker 2: Now could you imagine if it was thirteen inches in
[17:12] Speaker 2: her hand could close around.
[17:13] Speaker 1: I don't care. No, that's a cucumber. Yes, two damn? Okay,
[17:21] Speaker 1: so she says.
[17:22] Speaker 2: I asked him if you plan on wearing a condom,
[17:24] Speaker 2: or if one would even fit. He laughed and said, yes,
[17:26] Speaker 2: they will. You can put a regular condom. You don't
[17:29] Speaker 2: need a magnum f Yi. It will fit around a
[17:32] Speaker 2: two liter bottle of coke. So don't let them fool
[17:34] Speaker 2: you with them stickies. Wow, it's a marketing scheme. It's
[17:39] Speaker 2: a scheme that Todd set up. If you watch the Housewives. Yeah,
[17:42] Speaker 2: it's a marketing thing.
[17:43] Speaker 1: Wow.
[17:43] Speaker 2: And it will be loose and it probably will come
[17:45] Speaker 2: off because every well, I won't even go into education today.
[17:49] Speaker 2: All right, okay, So the condom only goes on halfway
[17:53] Speaker 2: the length of him. We kissed some more, and he
[17:55] Speaker 2: proceeds to try to slide it in. I said, go
[17:57] Speaker 2: so now I don't want you. I don't know what
[18:01] Speaker 2: you think this is. My pussy is dripping wet, but
[18:04] Speaker 2: he's just too big. He starts slowly going in and out.
[18:07] Speaker 2: He's moaning, telling me how good it feels. Meanwhile, I'm
[18:10] Speaker 2: literally just trying to grin and bear it because it's
[18:13] Speaker 2: so uncomfortable. I can feel him in my stomach, damn
[18:16] Speaker 2: near touching my organs. He flips me over and starts
[18:20] Speaker 2: sucking me from the back, which was better, but damn
[18:22] Speaker 2: I still couldn't take it all. When he finishes, I
[18:25] Speaker 2: hear him saying uh oh, and I'm like, uh oh.
[18:27] Speaker 1: What new?
[18:31] Speaker 2: I want?
[18:31] Speaker 1: I tell y'all, want to tell y'all.
[18:32] Speaker 2: He can't find the condom.
[18:35] Speaker 1: It's stuck in me.
[18:37] Speaker 2: Y'all should have seen my ass in the bathroom with
[18:39] Speaker 2: one leg thrown up on the counter, trying to dig
[18:41] Speaker 2: the condom out. I tried and tried, but I couldn't
[18:43] Speaker 2: get it. I had to lay down on the bed
[18:45] Speaker 2: and let him find it. Five minutes later, he finally
[18:48] Speaker 2: pulls it out. We lay together cuddling the rest of
[18:50] Speaker 2: the night. Not too bad, right, Well? How about a
[18:53] Speaker 2: couple days later I ended up with what my doctor
[18:56] Speaker 2: said was the largest hemorrhoid oh she'd ever seen, which
[19:01] Speaker 2: required surgery to remove it. She said, all the pressure
[19:06] Speaker 2: from that oversized dick is what caused it. The recovery
[19:09] Speaker 2: from that was the most painful thing I've ever had
[19:11] Speaker 2: to go through. I like mister Anaconda and all, but
[19:14] Speaker 2: I can't fuck with him again, and no dick is
[19:16] Speaker 2: worth another surgery. Thanks for reading this, lady, sincerely, missed
[19:19] Speaker 2: Little Dick's only. I know that's right.
[19:21] Speaker 1: Miss Little Dick's only is a thing hemorrhoid. You don't
[19:26] Speaker 1: even take it up the butt she even mentioned, ain't
[19:28] Speaker 1: I'm done. I wonder what her conversation was with him,
[19:31] Speaker 1: like and has he done that before to somebody on accident,
[19:36] Speaker 1: because clearly he's That was her pressure. She was really
[19:38] Speaker 1: a lot. That's a lot of pressure for you to
[19:40] Speaker 1: everybody bubbled up and created like what.
[19:45] Speaker 2: I googled him rhoids before, By the grace of God,
[19:47] Speaker 2: I never had one.
[19:49] Speaker 1: I'm really sick that she had to have surgery. God
[19:53] Speaker 1: but he sent her flowers that she said.
[19:57] Speaker 2: Him because he probably he's probably Jamaican. We were just
[20:02] Speaker 2: talking about Jamaica Africa.
[20:05] Speaker 1: They have no respect of the I'm I don't know.
[20:12] Speaker 2: She ain't lying. I'll tell you that.
[20:14] Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So that's it for weird sex. But
[20:17] Speaker 1: thank you guys so well, thank.
[20:19] Speaker 2: You miss little jicksonly for sitting that in. If y'all
[20:21] Speaker 2: got some experiences that you want to share, I would
[20:23] Speaker 2: love to share those types of experiences and weird sex.
[20:26] Speaker 1: That was fun.
[20:28] Speaker 2: Or just keep telling me what y'all doing down in Florida,
[20:30] Speaker 2: because I know y'all couldn't up cousins or Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana.
[20:35] Speaker 1: We take all of y'all, my.
[20:37] Speaker 2: Southern brothers and sisters and cousins. It's fucking well appreciate it. Okay,
[20:42] Speaker 2: So now back to you. So last night I go
[20:45] Speaker 2: to the comedy show, had a great time, and then today,
[20:49] Speaker 2: thank you so much for agreeing to come on such
[20:51] Speaker 2: short notice.
[20:52] Speaker 1: Should we tell her? Why what's that short notice? Yes?
[20:54] Speaker 1: Why not? So we don't mind airing somebody out. We're
[20:56] Speaker 1: gonna air somebody out. So we were gonna have Little Zaye.
[21:01] Speaker 1: If you don't know who that is, I do. I
[21:02] Speaker 1: just FM the movie with him. Oh well, remember you
[21:04] Speaker 1: can pass this message along ti him if he tried it.
[21:07] Speaker 1: Gas money to come ship. He asked if we could
[21:12] Speaker 1: give him fifty dollars.
[21:13] Speaker 2: Well, first he asked if he'd come on the show.
[21:16] Speaker 1: They reached out to us. We forgot about littl Wayne.
[21:18] Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie oh so much. We forgot his name,
[21:25] Speaker 1: Wayne Wayne saying who I remember from being featured on
[21:32] Speaker 1: the one twelve song Anywhere. That's the last thing I
[21:35] Speaker 1: remember that nigga even do.
[21:36] Speaker 2: I just remember he was around a little bow on
[21:38] Speaker 2: them like the Little Friends list.
[21:40] Speaker 1: He's one of the little and they reached out to us.
[21:43] Speaker 1: Second he come up, We're like, oh my gosh, sure
[21:44] Speaker 1: we have a whole cocktail plan. Early two thousands. We're like,
[21:47] Speaker 1: come on, be welcome, and come on, it's gonna be
[21:51] Speaker 1: the day before the episode, they send a message like
[21:55] Speaker 1: you all are sending transportation.
[21:58] Speaker 2: Now politely, no, we don't do that. We don't offer
[22:02] Speaker 2: payment either, But this will be beneficial because our audience
[22:05] Speaker 2: probably doesn't watch love and hip hop, which is what
[22:07] Speaker 2: he's doing now. But maybe it will be nostalgic and
[22:10] Speaker 2: they'll be curious about what you're doing now. And now
[22:13] Speaker 2: you'll get a whole new group of people to go
[22:15] Speaker 2: and watch it. And then he's like, they said, could
[22:17] Speaker 2: you at least send fifty dollars for gas and the
[22:21] Speaker 2: gas emoji, and I was a little confused, like gas
[22:23] Speaker 2: like drugs because I see that that or gas like
[22:27] Speaker 2: gas money. And I was just like copy paste because
[22:31] Speaker 2: I know, And.
[22:34] Speaker 1: Here's my thing, because I was like, there was a
[22:36] Speaker 1: time when someone wanted to come on the show. No,
[22:38] Speaker 1: we wanted them to come on, and they wanted to
[22:39] Speaker 1: come on. He had a really good story. He was humble.
[22:41] Speaker 1: He was like, listen, I'm having a rough time. Somebody
[22:44] Speaker 1: come pick me up. I wouldn't pick that nigga up,
[22:46] Speaker 1: as you should about the story, lady, you but don't
[22:52] Speaker 1: try to play Hollywood. You're trying to be Hollywood.
[22:54] Speaker 2: And no, and we've had people from the show that's
[22:56] Speaker 2: been on there before and they drove their asses up
[22:58] Speaker 2: or whatever they did.
[22:59] Speaker 1: That's what transportation. Do you want to call you an uber? Yeah?
[23:03] Speaker 1: What are you doing? Where are you coming from? We
[23:05] Speaker 1: already far y'all. Yeah, yeah, but it's us live over here.
[23:10] Speaker 1: So it was it was very what it's a good
[23:12] Speaker 1: ass for place to me. I'm gonna go ahead and
[23:13] Speaker 1: say God, women look at the time, I said, look
[23:17] Speaker 1: at God. Yeah, and I'm not even appalled, like I'm
[23:21] Speaker 1: not even taking back by that. I really feel like
[23:23] Speaker 1: everything happened for a reason. Line everything a lines like yeah,
[23:26] Speaker 1: it was meant for me to know you girls, because
[23:28] Speaker 1: when you cross paths like this, now what now we're things?
[23:33] Speaker 1: And if we liked in, ain't no switching up period.
[23:37] Speaker 1: I got somebody, Yeah, I got bars. It would be
[23:42] Speaker 1: so crazy. They just keep coming. I don't know, like,
[23:45] Speaker 1: damn another one.
[23:46] Speaker 2: So aside from niggas asking women for a gas, that's
[23:49] Speaker 2: crazy what they asked to come, like you asked to
[23:52] Speaker 2: come to see me.
[23:53] Speaker 1: But I gotta I'm throw I'm gonna throw up in
[23:55] Speaker 1: my mouth if that.
[23:56] Speaker 2: Let's play scrubs. But anyway, I was doing some googling
[24:01] Speaker 2: about you, and another thing I'm concerned about is his children.
[24:03] Speaker 2: I saw that your career shirt off in education. Oh Clint, Clint,
[24:07] Speaker 2: are you waiting?
[24:08] Speaker 1: I was like, it stopped you. You started off an
[24:11] Speaker 1: education out here in Georgia, No, and Wisconsin. I'm from Milwaukee.
[24:14] Speaker 1: I'm from the Midwest.
[24:15] Speaker 2: Is it better there? Because I'm concerned, so they're well, really,
[24:19] Speaker 2: I'm in the urban.
[24:20] Speaker 1: I was in an urban setting, and I'm so African
[24:23] Speaker 1: American kids are the same in every situation. Right, If
[24:26] Speaker 1: they're gonna thrive, they're gonna thrive if people are pouring
[24:30] Speaker 1: into them. If there's a lack, they're going to resist.
[24:34] Speaker 1: And so I'm like, hey, the only difference between the
[24:36] Speaker 1: kids here and the kids in Milwaukee, I don't know
[24:38] Speaker 1: what the hell half of these kids we singing. They'd
[24:40] Speaker 1: be like, all right, shot it, thinking hell, god, gang,
[24:42] Speaker 1: I got homework, show God, we got loud. I'm like,
[24:45] Speaker 1: did that nigga? Just want to sell me? Weedy ate? Right,
[24:49] Speaker 1: So it's just the language, period. But but black children
[24:54] Speaker 1: in Milwaukee are the same as black children in Detroit,
[24:56] Speaker 1: and the same as black children in Mississippi. If there
[24:59] Speaker 1: is no ruture there, these motherfuckers are going to be crazy.
[25:02] Speaker 1: But if they got people that love them. And that
[25:04] Speaker 1: was the hardest part for me to leave the classroom
[25:06] Speaker 1: because I knew what I did in the classroom. I mean,
[25:08] Speaker 1: I probably wasn't the best teacher, but structure wise, when
[25:10] Speaker 1: I say this is the best teacher, because a lot
[25:12] Speaker 1: of times I'm like, fuck it, that piece, let somebody
[25:14] Speaker 1: else hand to lift. They need the structure, they need
[25:16] Speaker 1: to love that. Yeah, the life lesson I'm the person
[25:20] Speaker 1: that's going to make sure they have longevity and want more.
[25:22] Speaker 1: They're gonna expire for more. What did you teach? So
[25:25] Speaker 1: when in elementary, I'm certified K through twelve. I have
[25:27] Speaker 1: a master's in administrative leadership, right, so that means you
[25:30] Speaker 1: could be a principal. At one point I was an
[25:32] Speaker 1: introm Huh that shit crazy. They let anybody, They let
[25:36] Speaker 1: anybody hope any more because they need people to do
[25:39] Speaker 1: because I want because if you're not gonna work with kids,
[25:42] Speaker 1: which is me, you not gonna people be like I
[25:44] Speaker 1: can't do this. This is a lot to be special
[25:46] Speaker 1: to work with. So you know how they say like
[25:48] Speaker 1: are they special? Are they specially? Most teachers are are different.
[25:51] Speaker 1: We're touched. You have to be. We're touched. You have
[25:54] Speaker 1: to have a different type of energy to deal with
[25:56] Speaker 1: kids because you have to be able to maneuver through
[25:59] Speaker 1: those differ persons. Now list so I'm certifiered K through twelve.
[26:02] Speaker 1: Started off in elementary Winson Middle and I ended up
[26:04] Speaker 1: in high school. And that's where I was like, yeah,
[26:06] Speaker 1: I'm doing no mabe. I was in too cool with
[26:09] Speaker 1: these kids. I'm like, what happened? What happened? To third period,
[26:13] Speaker 1: y'all like that, Miss Howe. Miss Howe, y'all went to
[26:19] Speaker 1: school together. That's how we know each other.
[26:25] Speaker 2: Went high school together, and there was used to be
[26:27] Speaker 2: a probation officer.
[26:30] Speaker 1: Criminal justice messy and we would be in the criminal
[26:32] Speaker 1: justice class. We were in there together. But everybody, if
[26:35] Speaker 1: Miss how liked you, you knew all the team. Miss
[26:37] Speaker 1: hallib like, I'm gonna teach you all something when y'all graduate,
[26:39] Speaker 1: and I knew it was about Dixon.
[26:41] Speaker 2: I remember when Lebron Jays got uh he left high
[26:44] Speaker 2: school and went to play in the NBA. And she
[26:46] Speaker 2: was showing us a picture of Savannah when she had
[26:48] Speaker 2: that first baby from media takeout. That was her news stories.
[26:52] Speaker 1: Look at this, y'all.
[26:54] Speaker 2: These men are not at this school. That's why y'all
[26:56] Speaker 2: got to go to college, because you missed it. It's
[26:59] Speaker 2: not here. This is once in a lifetime.
[27:01] Speaker 1: My kids is going to private school because she flash
[27:04] Speaker 1: sh it is worse than private school. In private school
[27:07] Speaker 1: is worse. You're paying for it to be more isolated
[27:10] Speaker 1: and for it to be more condensed, and then they
[27:12] Speaker 1: not even talk about it. I'm telling you it's worse
[27:14] Speaker 1: than Yeah, she is.
[27:18] Speaker 2: And reed have to record first forty eight. That's how
[27:22] Speaker 2: I found out was the show recorded on a VHS.
[27:24] Speaker 2: Sorry the ages.
[27:26] Speaker 1: She would ask us who was fighting over who? Okay,
[27:28] Speaker 1: so that's what I'm saying, Like I wouldn't ask, but
[27:31] Speaker 1: it was brought to me. I mean, here, I am
[27:33] Speaker 1: just this cool last teacher and be get like me.
[27:38] Speaker 1: I'm outside like nobody had to do it, and I'm
[27:41] Speaker 1: not playing. I'm really like your auntie, like you know
[27:43] Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm like to get to class if
[27:46] Speaker 1: I ain't playing with you, and they're like mis Day,
[27:49] Speaker 1: and they listened and they loved me. And I literally
[27:51] Speaker 1: could control anyone's classroom. Let's say my classroom is in
[27:54] Speaker 1: the study and they and they're doing whatever. If I
[27:57] Speaker 1: hear a noise and something in down the hall, I
[28:00] Speaker 1: would leave my classroom go to somebody else classroom. And
[28:03] Speaker 1: I do this like, are y'all gonna play with me?
[28:05] Speaker 1: As if this is my classroom? Miss Day from the
[28:07] Speaker 1: class is quiet, And then the white teachers thank you
[28:10] Speaker 1: so much. I appreciate it, thank you so much. Think
[28:12] Speaker 1: you mistakes because I'm like, yeah, you been. I tell
[28:14] Speaker 1: I was late, bitch because I got your class.
[28:17] Speaker 2: Quiet got me late, and next time it'll be you,
[28:20] Speaker 2: and I'm not coming to her.
[28:21] Speaker 1: And I'm not coming to hew Many. I'm not coming
[28:23] Speaker 1: to I was calm down to black kids.
[28:27] Speaker 2: I've been concerned because they can't read, and it's really
[28:29] Speaker 2: new Massy.
[28:30] Speaker 1: It's a lot going on with our youth, and I
[28:32] Speaker 1: am concerned about the children every time. I can tell you,
[28:36] Speaker 1: I am very concerned about it.
[28:37] Speaker 2: I'm sure change. I don't usually have cash, but it's
[28:40] Speaker 2: like I gave somebody ten dollars and twenty cents because
[28:43] Speaker 2: it was five dollars or six dollars and twenty cents.
[28:46] Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I got a ten and
[28:48] Speaker 2: twenty cents. I'm gonna give you the ten and you
[28:50] Speaker 2: just give me back the.
[28:50] Speaker 1: Cash four dollars that threw them off.
[28:53] Speaker 2: You gave me too much money. Yeah, and you're supposed
[28:56] Speaker 2: to give me change, right, but it's too too much.
[28:59] Speaker 1: Well you know, Well, let's be completely honest. A lot
[29:01] Speaker 1: of times, this is just my theory, and I could
[29:04] Speaker 1: be completely wrong, but I know I think it'll work.
[29:06] Speaker 1: We need to focus on in elementary from K through
[29:09] Speaker 1: fifth grade just reading in math right, and then once
[29:13] Speaker 1: they know that then we could teach them science, social states,
[29:15] Speaker 1: and all the other things in middle school because they're
[29:18] Speaker 1: not gonna understand the ship. Listen, just focused on reading
[29:21] Speaker 1: and math, the foundations of that, all things reading and math.
[29:24] Speaker 1: I mean you could throw in other manipoatives and things
[29:25] Speaker 1: like that. And really, if we want to go deeper,
[29:27] Speaker 1: we need the parents, the mother and the dad too.
[29:30] Speaker 1: At home, I said, we like, I'm a teacher, I'm
[29:33] Speaker 1: not that, but yeah, we love your dog, mom. We
[29:39] Speaker 1: need the parents. I love a dog mom. Yeah, we
[29:42] Speaker 1: love a grandma a dog. Grandma got a dog, got
[29:46] Speaker 1: a murky a moreties in New York. And she is
[29:49] Speaker 1: a durable She run our life which I have. I
[29:52] Speaker 1: have a Yorkie. You have a Yorkie for bread which.
[29:54] Speaker 2: And I have a kvap food. I named her Whitley
[29:57] Speaker 2: Beyonce Gilbert. Her birthday is actually next Wednesdays with Whitley
[30:02] Speaker 2: Beyonce Gilbert. So my birthday is September fourth, like Beyonce.
[30:05] Speaker 2: I love it, But it would be too much to
[30:07] Speaker 2: name her Beyonce because her hair is not blonde. He
[30:10] Speaker 2: is black and she's black like me and I have
[30:13] Speaker 2: a black dog. And she's a bougie black girl. And
[30:16] Speaker 2: I remember when I went to college they used called
[30:18] Speaker 2: me Whitley Gilbert because of my accent, which I mean,
[30:21] Speaker 2: I'm still country, but it was.
[30:23] Speaker 1: It was way worse.
[30:24] Speaker 2: But yeah, so I was like, it's a fun way
[30:26] Speaker 2: to name you after me, but really Whitley Gilbert.
[30:29] Speaker 1: Because since Whitley is bougie and you shopped for her
[30:33] Speaker 1: at the Whole Dog Market, of course.
[30:35] Speaker 2: I saw those dog ears. They scare us both.
[30:38] Speaker 1: It's the rabbit ears and the rabbit skin. It's actually
[30:44] Speaker 1: really good for them. But what why she doesn't respond?
[30:47] Speaker 1: And I learned it, so listen, Grandma, yeah to the dogs.
[30:52] Speaker 1: So what I learned at the Whole Dog Market from
[30:56] Speaker 1: Julian he was I love going to somewhere and somebody
[30:58] Speaker 1: really knows what the fun they're talking about. So with
[31:01] Speaker 1: the rabbits, and they take these rabbits from local restaurants
[31:04] Speaker 1: in Atlanta, who people the restaurant already serves rabbit. They
[31:07] Speaker 1: don't want to waste the rest of the rabbit, so
[31:09] Speaker 1: they give them the heads, the paws, the skin, and
[31:11] Speaker 1: the feet and so basically what it does, even with
[31:17] Speaker 1: the rabbit organs, I was really I just loved learning
[31:21] Speaker 1: this which you feed your dog from the rabbit organs
[31:23] Speaker 1: and the rabbit body parts. It serves that same organ
[31:27] Speaker 1: on them or body part. Well like it does them
[31:30] Speaker 1: no dog, they can't get it the nutrients from a
[31:32] Speaker 1: from the dog food. If you want to give them
[31:34] Speaker 1: the rabbit skin, it's going to do better for their skin.
[31:36] Speaker 1: And I was like, I've got a Yorki. She's she's
[31:40] Speaker 1: not going to eat a rabbit ear. She turned into
[31:42] Speaker 1: a wolf. She was like, thank you. Yeah, you've been
[31:51] Speaker 1: holding me bad. She got back to her roots. I
[31:55] Speaker 1: went to get it because it has the fur on it.
[31:57] Speaker 1: She was like, well, it's still got the this is
[32:00] Speaker 1: my kill. Yeah, she ate the fur. The fur is
[32:02] Speaker 1: good for their first It was like, try it with Whitley,
[32:06] Speaker 1: she's going to start with. I tried it.
[32:08] Speaker 2: She does not fuck with it, and we left.
[32:11] Speaker 1: Let me get it. Yeah, because I ain't try I
[32:13] Speaker 1: threw it away. That's crazy.
[32:15] Speaker 2: That's your grand We all cool, black girl magic energy.
[32:19] Speaker 2: I have to send you a care pack thank you,
[32:21] Speaker 2: because Willie gets a lot of sacks and she never
[32:23] Speaker 2: likes any of them. And I keep forgetting to cut
[32:25] Speaker 2: off the subscription, so not plenty of y'all rich, both
[32:28] Speaker 2: of y'all.
[32:28] Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so we talked about teaching. Yeah, all of that.
[32:32] Speaker 1: Thanks for giving back to the community and to the
[32:34] Speaker 1: kids because they need it. But tell us how you
[32:36] Speaker 1: got into comedy? Yes, oh seriously, so my own entire
[32:40] Speaker 1: family is funny. My entire family is funny, and so
[32:43] Speaker 1: it was only right that, uh, I just be the
[32:47] Speaker 1: one to step out on faith and do it. My
[32:49] Speaker 1: husband dare need to do comedy? Yeah, Ago, we've been
[32:54] Speaker 1: married eleven years. I love how you light up when
[32:57] Speaker 1: you talk about your love him. I'll get wild. Don't
[33:00] Speaker 1: you talk about your husband? He make me happy too,
[33:05] Speaker 1: But he make me happy way more than he irritate me.
[33:08] Speaker 1: And and maybe he may irritate me because he's my manager.
[33:10] Speaker 1: The manager him irritates me. We got to talk about him.
[33:13] Speaker 1: We got to talk about it, baby, because how does
[33:15] Speaker 1: that work? That's what I'm saying that. But the husband part.
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[35:30] Speaker 1: I love you notting on, but that was turned up to.
[35:37] Speaker 2: Now.
[35:37] Speaker 1: So my beautician at the time, who I absolutely adored, right,
[35:42] Speaker 1: I was just coming back hard. She told me she
[35:45] Speaker 1: was doing common. I'm like, well, in my mind, I'm
[35:47] Speaker 1: way funnier than you. It's what I'm thinking. Not on
[35:50] Speaker 1: anything cocky, but just thinking, like we're in the salon.
[35:52] Speaker 1: We cracked jokes all day and I know people laugh
[35:54] Speaker 1: at you, but they they really be laughing at me
[35:56] Speaker 1: and my fucking right. So she had a mother's day
[35:59] Speaker 1: show and she was like, if you want to come
[36:02] Speaker 1: like a hair show, a mother's day comedy show. She
[36:04] Speaker 1: was in a Mother's Day comedy show at a local bar,
[36:09] Speaker 1: and she was like, if you want to come, you
[36:10] Speaker 1: can come and do five minutes. Now, if anyone is
[36:13] Speaker 1: in the comedy entertainment field, you know, five minutes as
[36:16] Speaker 1: long as I tried to comedy. Let me just add
[36:18] Speaker 1: that live show is long as fuck long, five minutes
[36:22] Speaker 1: as long as hell. But you think that okay, cool?
[36:25] Speaker 1: Well I go home this I have like two weeks
[36:27] Speaker 1: to prepare. But by this time I'm like, fuck it,
[36:30] Speaker 1: I'm just talking about real life issues. I'm writing it
[36:32] Speaker 1: down word for word what I'm gonna say. And my
[36:35] Speaker 1: man said, you know that's not how you write a joke, right,
[36:38] Speaker 1: but you I was just I didn't know. I didn't know.
[36:40] Speaker 1: I'm just figuring out fresh fresh. I invited my mama,
[36:44] Speaker 1: my friends, my cousins I have. I was bold. I
[36:46] Speaker 1: have like thirteen people there Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day.
[36:51] Speaker 1: The room is packed. They called me up. I end
[36:54] Speaker 1: up doing eight minutes, not knowing what that is. I
[36:57] Speaker 1: get a standing O, come on, a promoter, are you nervous?
[37:03] Speaker 2: Was nervous?
[37:04] Speaker 1: I don't remember it necessarily being nerves first versus like anxious.
[37:08] Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because I'm like, I wrote
[37:10] Speaker 1: this shit, I'm trying to get it out. Yeah, I
[37:13] Speaker 1: see what's gonna happen. Yeah, I was anxious, right, I
[37:15] Speaker 1: was just anxious. I didn't I don't think I had
[37:17] Speaker 1: a nervous feeling. I'm more nervous now because I take
[37:20] Speaker 1: it so serious. It's still anxious and it's still nerves.
[37:23] Speaker 1: But you know, you all know as entertainers that nerve
[37:27] Speaker 1: is what keep us going. The moment you lose the nerves,
[37:29] Speaker 1: you might as well pack your shit up and going
[37:31] Speaker 1: out the door because you lost the thrill for it.
[37:34] Speaker 1: So I got a stand in though it was a
[37:35] Speaker 1: promoter in the audience. The nigga was like, hey, do
[37:38] Speaker 1: you want to come to Chicago. I got such and
[37:40] Speaker 1: such free a paid spot. I got paid my pay
[37:44] Speaker 1: I got paid my first time doing a show. I mean,
[37:47] Speaker 1: obviously that was just my introduction to comedy. That eight
[37:50] Speaker 1: minutes standing though. He was in there and took me
[37:52] Speaker 1: to Chicago. And I bombed when I got to Chicago,
[37:54] Speaker 1: but nobody, it don't matter. I still got paid. You
[37:56] Speaker 1: still going. I bombed, I mean, no boo, but it
[38:00] Speaker 1: was completely silent. That's about I mean, you probably learned
[38:03] Speaker 1: a lot from that. Oh god. I was asked the
[38:06] Speaker 1: questions like make some noise, if you got a mama.
[38:08] Speaker 1: They was like, I don't know what the fuck. I
[38:13] Speaker 1: looked at my her husband, he's amos. I'm like something.
[38:18] Speaker 1: He couldn't. It wasn't a laugh about how does that way?
[38:21] Speaker 1: How did that conversation go after this? It was no conversation.
[38:24] Speaker 1: This science. This show was at a movie gator, y'all.
[38:27] Speaker 1: It was like walking the fucking green moule back to
[38:29] Speaker 1: the car. I looked at him. He looked at me
[38:34] Speaker 1: like he was like traffic the clock. And then he
[38:37] Speaker 1: just looked at me and he was patting his chest
[38:39] Speaker 1: like it's all right, you know. He didn't say it,
[38:41] Speaker 1: but he was doing this. I was like, I mean,
[38:43] Speaker 1: we drove an hour and a half back to Milwaukee.
[38:45] Speaker 1: I don't think we talked for like three days after that.
[38:48] Speaker 1: I think the motherfuckers just let me live in.
[38:49] Speaker 2: At She got some things to think thinking about.
[38:54] Speaker 1: So when I have been and I am someone who
[38:56] Speaker 1: when I tell you I frequent comedy shows, I love
[38:59] Speaker 1: them all and all. I just went to go to
[39:00] Speaker 1: see Dave Chappelle when he was just here. But then
[39:02] Speaker 1: I also love to go to the local comedians, and
[39:04] Speaker 1: when people bomb, I'm always like, dang, that was bad.
[39:07] Speaker 1: But then I'm also like the courage though, the courage there,
[39:10] Speaker 1: And let me tell you something, A bomb does nothing
[39:12] Speaker 1: but bill character, right you. I mean, anytime you fail,
[39:15] Speaker 1: it's a lesson and you should learn from it and
[39:18] Speaker 1: you can go back. And now if you quit, that's
[39:19] Speaker 1: on you, right, Dave Chappelle bomb Lebron James, don't make
[39:24] Speaker 1: every shot. Kevin murtbaumb before he was committing when he
[39:28] Speaker 1: was a company because Tiffany hadih bomb. This happened. These
[39:35] Speaker 1: things happen, and you have to still go because your
[39:37] Speaker 1: name is your name. So I'm like, fuck it, that
[39:39] Speaker 1: was one time. I don't think that ever happened. Again,
[39:41] Speaker 1: what's up, Let's do it. Let's do it, and you you.
[39:46] Speaker 1: I've had some days where I'm like, fuck that, you
[39:49] Speaker 1: know what I mean? The artist is laughing. I'm like
[39:51] Speaker 1: that one Nick I was in my head, I was
[39:53] Speaker 1: this and that. It's the worst when you in your head,
[39:56] Speaker 1: when you go and you and you're performing, do you
[39:59] Speaker 1: me what you wrote or does it normally just go
[40:02] Speaker 1: off track? Oh? Soo, we have a set, right, most
[40:07] Speaker 1: professional comedians have a set, but you should be able
[40:10] Speaker 1: to deva from your set to see something in the
[40:12] Speaker 1: audience that makes fucking sense, because that right now funny
[40:16] Speaker 1: in your face that the whole audience can see that
[40:18] Speaker 1: shit kills and then it brings them back into your jokes.
[40:22] Speaker 1: But a lot of comedians who just try to go
[40:23] Speaker 1: up there and wing that shit. You could tell you like, nigga,
[40:26] Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? Unless you just
[40:29] Speaker 1: good at that crowd work. But for the most part,
[40:32] Speaker 1: all this stuff and all this stuff is already planned
[40:34] Speaker 1: out in a good set people been working on for years.
[40:38] Speaker 1: They've been working on these jokes for years. They've been
[40:40] Speaker 1: stretching it. One joke can go fucking five, six, eight, nine,
[40:45] Speaker 1: thirty different fucking ways because you know how to stretch it.
[40:48] Speaker 1: Who's your favorite comedian? Me of her? Honestly, at this point,
[40:54] Speaker 1: I have people that I love that have been pillars
[40:57] Speaker 1: in my world. I got to be my favorite comedian
[41:00] Speaker 1: because what happens if you start looking at other people
[41:03] Speaker 1: favoring this that third, you find yourself like.
[41:06] Speaker 2: You doing too much comparison stuff.
[41:08] Speaker 1: That's what it is. You're like, I just love your work,
[41:11] Speaker 1: whether it's your work ethic, how you write a joke,
[41:14] Speaker 1: how you present. Then okay, so I look up. I
[41:17] Speaker 1: love talent from New York. I love talent.
[41:22] Speaker 2: I know that's what you're saying, talent, Like just know
[41:24] Speaker 2: his name is talent.
[41:24] Speaker 1: He's from New York. He's one of the kings of comedy.
[41:26] Speaker 1: I love talent. He commands a room, right, is he
[41:29] Speaker 1: one with a rocket? He has a head that looks
[41:31] Speaker 1: like a rock. I hate the I got to google
[41:34] Speaker 1: because you don't rocket to look about. Bernie Mack is great.
[41:40] Speaker 1: Steve har he's wanting. I said, he's one of the
[41:41] Speaker 1: New York Kings of the comedy.
[41:43] Speaker 2: Okay, okay, New York, New York like Steve Harve, Bernie
[41:51] Speaker 2: May and uh.
[41:53] Speaker 1: But let me be very clear. I just literally went
[41:55] Speaker 1: to at least a deep show and this was my
[41:57] Speaker 1: first time seeing him live. And when I say, it
[42:00] Speaker 1: was a fucking sight to see he's a storyteller. I
[42:04] Speaker 1: love a storyteller. When I say, I was in awe
[42:08] Speaker 1: and the stories were they were his stories. It was truth,
[42:11] Speaker 1: but it was just hidden home in so of differ areas.
[42:13] Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, that's what I like so talent,
[42:16] Speaker 1: comedian talent, and then a new found one is Aleisa Beek.
[42:20] Speaker 1: I love him and I love people like Damn Food Delay,
[42:24] Speaker 1: Mario Tory, k Dub. These are people that are But
[42:31] Speaker 1: that's the time about right Kni but funny, He was, Yeah,
[42:36] Speaker 1: have you ever performed at Trap City Cafe? I just did.
[42:40] Speaker 1: I just got a standing Oh at the what is
[42:42] Speaker 1: what was the name of the Trap City Cafe? I'm
[42:44] Speaker 1: sure we just did for tr Is it was it
[42:46] Speaker 1: the Wednesday one in the Trap. He just feelmed, you know,
[42:49] Speaker 1: t I just film and this is what I love
[42:51] Speaker 1: about tr right, for him to just have intro to
[42:53] Speaker 1: the comedy world. He's doing things that other comedians, big
[42:56] Speaker 1: name comedians could have done. Let me get a long
[42:59] Speaker 1: time ago. Let me get all the dope ass comedian
[43:01] Speaker 1: together and have a platform form for them and push them.
[43:04] Speaker 1: So he did five minutes of comedy at Trap City Cafe.
[43:08] Speaker 1: He had all the dopest comedians. We flew in. I
[43:11] Speaker 1: came from on you, he flew niggas in and we
[43:16] Speaker 1: did five minutes of comedy. And it's gonna it's gonna
[43:19] Speaker 1: be somewhere, It's gonna be on some type of fucking
[43:21] Speaker 1: platforms something. But it gave us that opportunity versus people
[43:25] Speaker 1: who just not doing the ship, and that ship was
[43:27] Speaker 1: crazy standing.
[43:28] Speaker 2: Now again, what about the women. Are there any female
[43:33] Speaker 2: comments as you like?
[43:34] Speaker 1: Well, baby, let me say this. Let me start off
[43:35] Speaker 1: im saying this because I'm a girl's girl. I don't
[43:37] Speaker 1: know if anybody know that. Obviously you could tell that.
[43:40] Speaker 1: I could tell them a girls glub I started the
[43:42] Speaker 1: Funny by Nature comedy tour. Right, Vivica A Fox is
[43:44] Speaker 1: my big sister. We needed to talk to her. Oh,
[43:48] Speaker 1: it's come on, I can definitely get that. It should
[43:50] Speaker 1: be on a.
[43:51] Speaker 2: Lifetime all the time.
[43:51] Speaker 1: You movie. She on Lifetime ready and she's rich? Is she?
[44:01] Speaker 1: She talks about that she read she's ready to be Yeah.
[44:05] Speaker 1: She live in Atlanta. No, okay, she lives in l A.
[44:08] Speaker 1: But Vibica is my real, good, good, good good girlfriend.
[44:11] Speaker 1: And so one day we were having lunch in l A.
[44:14] Speaker 1: After It's my day right now, Vibica is going to
[44:19] Speaker 1: definitely give you very very very brunch very well. Yeah, absolutely,
[44:26] Speaker 1: and I love that about her and she but she's
[44:28] Speaker 1: still from the Midwest. You understand that she's still from Indiana.
[44:31] Speaker 1: So she's still a real ass woman. You would you
[44:35] Speaker 1: have to know her. You didn't know that fifty restraining?
[44:41] Speaker 1: What does that have to do with Indiana? When she
[44:46] Speaker 1: said she was really down, I was like, yeah, forgot
[44:50] Speaker 1: when he was famous. He loves her so that that's
[44:56] Speaker 1: that's how New York love goes. But why you're playing
[45:02] Speaker 1: it is New York Got Lives.
[45:08] Speaker 2: And we were like, no, baby, no, this is not okay.
[45:11] Speaker 2: And they're like, y'all, oh, okay, okay, concerned.
[45:18] Speaker 1: Yes, We're like, no, that's good, it's cool. This Tuesday
[45:24] Speaker 1: asked me what I needed and what could you do
[45:26] Speaker 1: to help me? And at that time my husband and
[45:28] Speaker 1: I were literally at the drawing board of like what
[45:31] Speaker 1: can we do in the comedy game that people haven't
[45:33] Speaker 1: seen now? It's so hard since the Queen's of Comedy,
[45:35] Speaker 1: it's just been so hard to get a women of
[45:37] Speaker 1: all women's crew of comedians. People don't want to buy it, unfortunately,
[45:43] Speaker 1: right people don't want to buy it and the ticket
[45:45] Speaker 1: sales are low. But I'm like, fuck it, I'm in
[45:47] Speaker 1: the game, right, I'm my feet is to the ground.
[45:50] Speaker 1: I'm not just this up of the ass star. I'm
[45:52] Speaker 1: literally a row comedian. I'm on the road, I see
[45:54] Speaker 1: the funniest bitches in the world. You should trick niggas.
[45:58] Speaker 1: Let you should. They should. She should trick That's what
[46:01] Speaker 1: I think you should do. That's what I mean. You
[46:03] Speaker 1: should do. Have some openers. The openers are men, and
[46:05] Speaker 1: it's just two men, and you just be like, oh,
[46:08] Speaker 1: these are the openers, and then it's really a female
[46:11] Speaker 1: comic show. But even if it's the openers, they would
[46:13] Speaker 1: have to be a big name for a draw. We
[46:15] Speaker 1: don't need them to just fucking we need to draw
[46:18] Speaker 1: in right, So it don't even matter about the talent
[46:21] Speaker 1: at this point, they like, fuck it. It's hard to
[46:23] Speaker 1: sell a package of women. They try, and but if
[46:27] Speaker 1: you them this way, what if you asked them to
[46:30] Speaker 1: a podcast exactly, that's exactly what it gotta do it,
[46:34] Speaker 1: or we can trick them again. Maybe you say, these
[46:40] Speaker 1: are the big names that are coming. The big names
[46:42] Speaker 1: just come and they just be like hey, y'all and
[46:43] Speaker 1: they get up the stage and then y'all, that would
[46:45] Speaker 1: be the support from the big names. Them niggas don't
[46:47] Speaker 1: have to do that. And that's what we're talking about,
[46:48] Speaker 1: how it takes nothing just to support right, and if
[46:51] Speaker 1: people just do that, I can't wait to just do
[46:53] Speaker 1: that for I do that now. I feel you on that.
[46:54] Speaker 1: So I went and got Justinice from Chicago. I got
[46:57] Speaker 1: a Shima Franklin from Atlanta, and I got Crystal Powell
[46:59] Speaker 1: from Texas and we did the Funny by Nature Comedy
[47:02] Speaker 1: to her Vicar Fox Trive with the World with Us,
[47:04] Speaker 1: and the ship was electric in every city we went to,
[47:06] Speaker 1: people like, we can't believe this is a fucking tour
[47:09] Speaker 1: that more people not at, And not that we wasn't
[47:11] Speaker 1: selling out the shows, but we wanted the bigger arenas
[47:14] Speaker 1: in theaters and so it's just a it's a constant grind.
[47:17] Speaker 1: So I'm a girl's girl. Put the ship together. Let's go.
[47:20] Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the comedian. I don't know where
[47:22] Speaker 1: she's from. I only know her first name. I went
[47:23] Speaker 1: to the Cat Williams show in Charlotte last year. Her
[47:27] Speaker 1: name is Takara, and I think on her Instagram her
[47:30] Speaker 1: name is Takara Comedy. This speech is funny as fun
[47:33] Speaker 1: you gotta connect with her. I don't know her personally,
[47:35] Speaker 1: but I was just like, I know she's so fucking funny,
[47:37] Speaker 1: Like I think she lives in LA but she opened
[47:40] Speaker 1: up for Cat's.
[47:42] Speaker 2: America's name, So Marton, you know, we haven't had down.
[47:50] Speaker 2: So I was like, well, wait a minute, the you
[47:53] Speaker 2: doing nothing? You give this girl someby way you abuse him,
[47:56] Speaker 2: but never mind, sorry, We're not.
[47:57] Speaker 1: Sorry switching gears just a little bit. So your husband
[48:01] Speaker 1: is your manager? I'm always this is not even on
[48:04] Speaker 1: our notes, but I'm always curious to know how does
[48:07] Speaker 1: something like that happen? Like do you interview him? Does
[48:10] Speaker 1: he does he have the credentials.
[48:13] Speaker 2: Or you don't just fall into line?
[48:14] Speaker 1: You fall into line. That's exactly what it is. And
[48:16] Speaker 1: is he good at what he does? You know what,
[48:19] Speaker 1: when you have somebody who love and support you and
[48:20] Speaker 1: they see the fucking vision bigger than you do, it's
[48:23] Speaker 1: gonna work. Right. So for me, my husband, like, you're
[48:26] Speaker 1: a star, even when I didn't know it right, you
[48:29] Speaker 1: know it, I knew it, but I'm talking about just
[48:31] Speaker 1: to know. It's a feeling. It is a feeling. It's
[48:33] Speaker 1: a feeling, and sometimes you need people to bring and
[48:35] Speaker 1: speak that in you. He had pushed the agenda when
[48:37] Speaker 1: I don't. I'm like, I don't feel like he like, bitch,
[48:39] Speaker 1: we're going I'm shy, never shy, but just you know,
[48:43] Speaker 1: just never shot, but just you know, it's just a
[48:46] Speaker 1: feeling of doubt, fear you get. I'm saying, the devil right,
[48:50] Speaker 1: you're trying to fucking block you from who you are. Well,
[48:53] Speaker 1: my husband and I just came into the game together.
[48:54] Speaker 1: He didn't know he's gonna fuck be a manager. He's
[48:57] Speaker 1: just calling around to see we from Milwaukee. He calling
[48:59] Speaker 1: every played Saint Louis, Indiana. Hey, Kelly, Kell's a comedication
[49:03] Speaker 1: on the show. They're like, yeah, come on. And we're
[49:05] Speaker 1: driving in my ninety eight Dodge in Trepp and were
[49:07] Speaker 1: driving from Indiana. We driving to Detroit, were driving to Minnesota,
[49:10] Speaker 1: were driving the whole men West. We did this ship.
[49:14] Speaker 1: How you meet a man like that? Let me take that.
[49:18] Speaker 1: That's that's gonna tell you the story. That's a that's
[49:20] Speaker 1: the end. That's a side a man like that a
[49:22] Speaker 1: long time ago. And he's just a good man. He
[49:25] Speaker 1: come from a good family. You know what I'm saying.
[49:28] Speaker 1: The nigga is a man, gold teeth and lots o
[49:32] Speaker 1: Meingley Gray and his beer. But you're it's still about
[49:36] Speaker 1: that business. And and don't y'all y'all. But where did
[49:41] Speaker 1: you meet him? Oh? So we met in the middle school. Guys,
[49:44] Speaker 1: we met in middle school. Hold on, don't get a
[49:46] Speaker 1: twisted that we met in middle school and I wasn't fucking,
[49:49] Speaker 1: and so that's why he left me, because he was
[49:54] Speaker 1: fucking and it was it was a I been a
[50:01] Speaker 1: good girl tonight grade I started sucking. Be like, you
[50:03] Speaker 1: know why you should have waited. I at least waited
[50:05] Speaker 1: until ninth grade as well, for you, thank you longer. No, no,
[50:12] Speaker 1: freshman year of college.
[50:13] Speaker 2: No, hold on, I can tell it. Eleventh grade. Yeah,
[50:19] Speaker 2: but I was ready to pop it open before. But
[50:22] Speaker 2: the candidates was not hitting for ship.
[50:25] Speaker 1: Not you. I love it, Okay, So for me, it
[50:27] Speaker 1: was the ship was hitting. The thing was thumping. But
[50:31] Speaker 1: and that's perfectly fine because he was still a good
[50:33] Speaker 1: guy then. He was just like he just went his
[50:35] Speaker 1: own separate way. I didn't even know that was the
[50:37] Speaker 1: reason why he broke over me until I met him later.
[50:39] Speaker 1: I was a school teacher. His best friend was a
[50:41] Speaker 1: math teacher at the school. I just graduated college. He
[50:44] Speaker 1: bring his wedding album to the fucking school. I'm going
[50:48] Speaker 1: through the album. I'm like, I know the teacher. That's
[50:52] Speaker 1: the teachers that.
[50:53] Speaker 2: Is I know, I know him, that's my ex boyfriend.
[51:04] Speaker 1: And he like, you don't know him, so he called
[51:06] Speaker 1: He called my husband, called James and said, well, you know, Kelly,
[51:09] Speaker 1: my maiden name is Sterannette. Jane said Kelly Stanette. Now
[51:13] Speaker 1: who the fuck? No, the last name, it ain't Jones.
[51:17] Speaker 1: When my husband said Kelly Senett my boyfriend at the time,
[51:19] Speaker 1: and my man at the time said Kelly Stanette. I
[51:23] Speaker 1: hear this on speakerphone. I'm like, he said my last name.
[51:28] Speaker 1: I said, call me clabsna Get said this man called me.
[51:35] Speaker 1: When I tell y'all, I was a school teacher at
[51:37] Speaker 1: the time, Why did I have my teacher assistant in
[51:40] Speaker 1: the classroom for an hour and a half with the kids?
[51:43] Speaker 1: I was an elementary school teacher. You know, we self contained.
[51:45] Speaker 1: Then I had her in the class for an hour
[51:47] Speaker 1: and a half with the kids. I don't know what
[51:49] Speaker 1: the fuck she was doing with them. It didn't matter.
[51:51] Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with that man and the teacher
[51:53] Speaker 1: lounge like, so where are you being? Why did you
[51:55] Speaker 1: stop calling me? He was living in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
[51:58] Speaker 1: He was like, I'm gonna come down this weekend before
[52:00] Speaker 1: he came down, he seen me an edible arrangement. He
[52:02] Speaker 1: seen me some flowers girl, and then he took me
[52:05] Speaker 1: out to eat and we was both picking up the drummers,
[52:08] Speaker 1: and then we made eye contact over a drum. I
[52:10] Speaker 1: was like, is that your favorite piece of the chicken?
[52:12] Speaker 1: He was like yeah. And then I was like, I'm
[52:15] Speaker 1: fucking you in the car indeed, and then and then
[52:20] Speaker 1: I said and then I said, please move back to Milwaukee,
[52:24] Speaker 1: and he did, and then it happened just like that.
[52:29] Speaker 1: And then when we married eleven months later, he proposed,
[52:32] Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, it was two thirsty eleven months. Eleven
[52:35] Speaker 1: months later, he proposed to.
[52:37] Speaker 2: Love to see it, I love.
[52:39] Speaker 1: I think we just probably pretty much knew, you know
[52:41] Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like at this point, we're twenty six.
[52:44] Speaker 1: I mean, I'm you know, I'm in my career, I'm teaching.
[52:47] Speaker 1: I think this is the be all tell all. He happy,
[52:49] Speaker 1: he with me. I'm wearing flats. You don't know the teachers
[52:51] Speaker 1: to wear flats. They feasting the flat weds. A motherfucker.
[52:55] Speaker 1: I'm wearing flats. I'm kicking the bitches under the bed.
[52:57] Speaker 1: This nigga smelling them feet. He's staying with me. I'm like,
[53:01] Speaker 1: they just go one. He was just so good to me,
[53:04] Speaker 1: and when I met him, he had a different type
[53:06] Speaker 1: of lifestyle and not asking to stop. Most girls probably wouldn't,
[53:10] Speaker 1: right because they used to that. But I'm like, you
[53:11] Speaker 1: know what, I have a degree. We're gonna make it.
[53:14] Speaker 1: And that brother, red brother gave up something that he
[53:16] Speaker 1: was used to and we just built so for him
[53:18] Speaker 1: to be my manager. He built with me. We built
[53:21] Speaker 1: from the ground up, shooting the gym. The nigga built
[53:23] Speaker 1: the gym. He pumped up the balls. He showed me
[53:26] Speaker 1: where the three point line was. He taught me, like
[53:28] Speaker 1: help raise me in a sense, and I helped raised him.
[53:31] Speaker 1: We grew up together, you know what I'm saying. We
[53:33] Speaker 1: became together to hear. But we went through a lot too.
[53:37] Speaker 1: And I believe that because in any relationship, no matter
[53:40] Speaker 1: how healthy it starts, no matter how healthy, you remain,
[53:43] Speaker 1: to go through it and for much as giving much
[53:45] Speaker 1: as what required, and that's the word, and you have
[53:48] Speaker 1: to put in work. I swear to God I will.
[53:51] Speaker 1: I would fight to the death of me for that
[53:52] Speaker 1: because for him, Because I'm like, why would I allow
[53:56] Speaker 1: another bitch. And sometimes I think that it's very hard
[54:00] Speaker 1: when you get into a relationship, whether you're married or not,
[54:03] Speaker 1: or if you're headed there. If you're headed there, let's
[54:06] Speaker 1: say that, because some people, you're not gonna listen to
[54:08] Speaker 1: what their opinion is or what they have to say
[54:10] Speaker 1: about your life. But if you are with somebody where
[54:13] Speaker 1: you do value their opinion, even if you're the type
[54:15] Speaker 1: of woman or man where it's hard for you to
[54:17] Speaker 1: listen to other people, listen because sometimes people do, they
[54:21] Speaker 1: are guiding you in the right direction. Like, the worst
[54:24] Speaker 1: thing you could do was be with somebody and not
[54:26] Speaker 1: listen to them. How could you, I feel? How could
[54:28] Speaker 1: I be your friend? How can we have this relationship?
[54:30] Speaker 1: And I don't value what the fuck you're saying. If
[54:34] Speaker 1: you're with someone and I don't value what the fuck
[54:37] Speaker 1: you're saying, that's that's my fault. I shouldn't even be
[54:40] Speaker 1: with you.
[54:42] Speaker 2: That I need to make to like, Okay, well, now
[54:45] Speaker 2: this is the wake up call. It's time to go.
[54:47] Speaker 2: I literally was having a conversation with my sister today
[54:50] Speaker 2: and we've been talking a lot on the show. We've
[54:52] Speaker 2: been talking a lot about change. Come on in so
[54:55] Speaker 2: many ways to both of us in different ways, but
[54:58] Speaker 2: the common theme is change and we aren't changing. We
[55:02] Speaker 2: started this show and been doing the show for almost
[55:05] Speaker 2: a decade.
[55:06] Speaker 1: You cannot expect us.
[55:08] Speaker 2: To be the same people. Absolutely, and no matter which
[55:12] Speaker 2: way we go, whatever happens next, It's like change is
[55:15] Speaker 2: inevitable and like we might feel different about what the
[55:20] Speaker 2: changes are, but we both welcome change.
[55:22] Speaker 1: And I was talking to my.
[55:23] Speaker 2: Sister and I was like, yeah, I think this last week.
[55:28] Speaker 2: It's been paining me to say this, and I know
[55:29] Speaker 2: everybody's waiting me to say this, but it's more breakups coming,
[55:33] Speaker 2: friendship breakups, and those are hard.
[55:36] Speaker 1: It's happening. But I was like, you know what else
[55:38] Speaker 1: is cool? You feel about it?
[55:41] Speaker 2: Well besides that, because I don't feel bad about it today,
[55:47] Speaker 2: but I'll be fine by tomorrow. It's still I need
[55:50] Speaker 2: seventy two hours. But I was like, you know what
[55:53] Speaker 2: else is cool?
[55:54] Speaker 1: People that I.
[55:55] Speaker 2: Missed, the relationships, friendships and stuff that I missed where
[55:59] Speaker 2: there was fallout, We've been reconnecting. So it's crazy how
[56:04] Speaker 2: God works and how everything in line is like sometimes
[56:06] Speaker 2: you lose somebody because maybe you.
[56:08] Speaker 1: Have grown apart, but then you reconnect with.
[56:10] Speaker 2: Somebody else and then you meet nobody else and that's
[56:14] Speaker 2: the thing.
[56:15] Speaker 1: You get that energy.
[56:16] Speaker 2: Like we did an episode, but you was talking about
[56:18] Speaker 2: some new friends, the type of friends.
[56:19] Speaker 1: It wasn't a.
[56:20] Speaker 2: Person that she knew, but then we was able to
[56:23] Speaker 2: she was able to invite the person.
[56:24] Speaker 1: She's like, oh, this type of person I.
[56:27] Speaker 2: Was talking about, And I thought that was so beautiful.
[56:29] Speaker 2: It was like she spoke it, she said it out loud.
[56:31] Speaker 1: That's real. We have to stop thinking that that's a
[56:34] Speaker 1: game and it's not a bad thing. The right thing
[56:38] Speaker 1: where you're going in your life. Everyone can't go. They'ren'
[56:41] Speaker 1: even gonna understand the journey right because they haven't had
[56:44] Speaker 1: the previous encounters with the Before today, driving down Piedmont
[56:49] Speaker 1: and I had seen the Bafoon advertisement where it's like
[56:53] Speaker 1: if you get hit, yeah, I hit, but guy, I'm
[57:03] Speaker 1: gonna get that check. Bitch. I almost got hit by
[57:09] Speaker 1: because it was gonna be a bad accidents not playing
[57:11] Speaker 1: with me, Shi, it was gonna be fucked up. You
[57:13] Speaker 1: ain't know when people get hit to get all that money,
[57:15] Speaker 1: they lose their ankles, yeah, or you can do a fender.
[57:17] Speaker 1: I did get into a fender get you a lot
[57:20] Speaker 1: of money, change your life though, But I was like, wow,
[57:22] Speaker 1: you gotta lose a bend. The power of the mind
[57:28] Speaker 1: is the power of the mind. So if you are
[57:29] Speaker 1: listening to this and your mind is kind of falling short, bitch,
[57:33] Speaker 1: I don't know what you need to do, or sir,
[57:35] Speaker 1: I don't know what you need to do, but you
[57:36] Speaker 1: need to do it. So it's a rebound. You need
[57:38] Speaker 1: to readjust it. It's a shift in the atmosphere, it's
[57:41] Speaker 1: a ship. It's a shift in the atmosphere. But but
[57:43] Speaker 1: I was just the pastor Mike Jr. And when I
[57:45] Speaker 1: tell you, I cried, screamed, laughed within this hour drive
[57:49] Speaker 1: I had. He was saying that sometimes it is you know,
[57:52] Speaker 1: we asked God to to add more, but for order
[57:56] Speaker 1: for him to add, it's really just subtracting things at
[57:58] Speaker 1: your life. It won't be nothing add It's just gonna
[58:01] Speaker 1: take the stuff out your life that you don't need.
[58:02] Speaker 1: That's the ad. We think it's gonna be like new people,
[58:06] Speaker 1: new jobs, but no, no, no, it's just removing the ship
[58:09] Speaker 1: that was heavy, removing the ship that don't understand that.
[58:12] Speaker 1: Oh you're growing, you're evolving. I don't know. I want
[58:15] Speaker 1: you to be the same person as me. Nah bitch,
[58:16] Speaker 1: you gotta go. Oh no, nigga, you gotta go. Oh no,
[58:18] Speaker 1: family member, oh God, or a situation you gotta go.
[58:21] Speaker 1: So sometimes the latter it is better than adding I
[58:26] Speaker 1: love him. I got no. We're gonna take a break
[58:28] Speaker 1: to go to in Decisive Dam. When we come back,
[58:30] Speaker 1: we have some advice that we're gonna read. Hopefully our
[58:32] Speaker 1: girl Kelly Kells can help you. I don't know if
[58:34] Speaker 1: we can. Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants?
[58:39] Speaker 1: Stop thinking about what I want? What do you want?
[58:41] Speaker 1: What your parents want? What do you want? What do
[58:44] Speaker 1: you want? It's what do you want? What do you want?
[58:55] Speaker 3: Hey, ladies, it's me Diane, and grab your ticket for
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[59:23] Speaker 2: Bye. All right you guys, So we are back from
[59:27] Speaker 2: Indecisive Diana. It's time for the Advice. If you have
[59:30] Speaker 2: a question that you would like to ask us on
[59:33] Speaker 2: the show and possibly have us answer, please email us
[59:36] Speaker 2: Advice at cocktailspod dot com.
[1:00:07] Speaker 1: Okay, you want to go first, I'll go first. Okay.
[1:00:09] Speaker 1: This one is very short and it is titled is
[1:00:11] Speaker 1: it me question mark highlight it Probably, Maybe it's not,
[1:00:17] Speaker 1: Maybe it's not. Okay, they said, hi, ladies, help, I
[1:00:23] Speaker 1: feel so embarrassed. My question is simple. What could it
[1:00:27] Speaker 1: mean if a guy you're having sex with doesn't not
[1:00:32] Speaker 1: three different occasions and nothing. Also, he initiates the sex.
[1:00:39] Speaker 1: Oh guy, it means he's not turned on, or he
[1:00:44] Speaker 1: is his blood pressure is fucked up, sugar's glove. I
[1:00:47] Speaker 1: mean he could be have hecause is coming younger and younger.
[1:00:54] Speaker 1: According to step that's because they're doing these drugs. You
[1:00:57] Speaker 1: took the words on my mofic because I'm going to
[1:00:59] Speaker 1: be offended. If you don't stick it in and it
[1:01:01] Speaker 1: ain't a quick I'm going to be offended.
[1:01:04] Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be down here for twenty minutes.
[1:01:06] Speaker 1: You hear what I'm saying, hurry up because I got
[1:01:08] Speaker 1: it to do. So coming may they may see he
[1:01:11] Speaker 1: may be sick, or he may have had sex before
[1:01:14] Speaker 1: and he's empty and he's drained.
[1:01:17] Speaker 2: Or he masturbated before, and that he knows that he's
[1:01:20] Speaker 2: a quick, quick, one minute man.
[1:01:22] Speaker 1: Oh that's good. So we don't want to just give
[1:01:24] Speaker 1: you negative options.
[1:01:25] Speaker 2: Nope, but maybe stretch next time you go over there
[1:01:29] Speaker 2: and makes sure way stretch.
[1:01:33] Speaker 1: Everything you can. But maybe he's just not that into you,
[1:01:35] Speaker 1: because that's but this is what I honestly think you
[1:01:38] Speaker 1: should do. My good sis, move on. Well, I wasn't
[1:01:42] Speaker 1: going to say that. Depending on what I say, how
[1:01:45] Speaker 1: that goes, then move on. But I do think you
[1:01:47] Speaker 1: should have the conversation with him and tell him that
[1:01:50] Speaker 1: you notice he's not coming and ask him why, because
[1:01:54] Speaker 1: he could have an issue. There could be a hell
[1:01:56] Speaker 1: that you He could be embarrassed, and it could open
[1:01:58] Speaker 1: up a whole level of vulnerability that brings y'all closer
[1:02:02] Speaker 1: or separates you like or you might be done so
[1:02:04] Speaker 1: like I would say, like, I don't know how old
[1:02:06] Speaker 1: you are. You didn't say, but if you're in your twenties,
[1:02:08] Speaker 1: you probably won't have the conversation because when you're your
[1:02:10] Speaker 1: twenties are stupid. So conversation, but you need to have
[1:02:15] Speaker 1: if you care enough and you and you really want
[1:02:18] Speaker 1: to know. We don't know his penis. Yeah, but you
[1:02:21] Speaker 1: know how you feel. You feel empty, You actually feel
[1:02:24] Speaker 1: empty and he's not.
[1:02:25] Speaker 2: Yeah, so empty, he's full, he hasn't now he's empty
[1:02:31] Speaker 2: because three times I don't ask him without Yeah.
[1:02:37] Speaker 1: Is there a problems you're not right before you're going
[1:02:39] Speaker 1: to have sex? Ask like in a time when sex
[1:02:41] Speaker 1: isn't even there? Yeah? Yeah, okay, good luck? All right.
[1:02:44] Speaker 2: This is something that hopefully you guys can both help answer.
[1:02:48] Speaker 2: The subject line was how to make a couple of friends. Hey, lady,
[1:02:52] Speaker 2: you're so glad to discover your podcast. Help you can
[1:02:54] Speaker 2: catch one of your life shows in Atlanta?
[1:02:56] Speaker 1: Oh, I missed him?
[1:02:57] Speaker 2: All right. I was curious if you had any advice
[1:03:00] Speaker 2: or recommendations for places for making friends in Atlanta. I'm
[1:03:04] Speaker 2: in my mid twenties and moved here for work about
[1:03:06] Speaker 2: two years ago with my soon to be husband.
[1:03:09] Speaker 1: Congratulations. Hey, that's beautiful.
[1:03:12] Speaker 2: I've made a few girlfriends through work, but all of
[1:03:16] Speaker 2: them are single and aren't really interested in dating or
[1:03:19] Speaker 2: being a third wheel. If my man comes around with me,
[1:03:22] Speaker 2: I'd like to make friends with other couples so we
[1:03:24] Speaker 2: can all hang out together without anyone feeling left out.
[1:03:28] Speaker 2: But people our age at the bars usually aren't two
[1:03:30] Speaker 2: social when we're together. It's tough out here. Any ideas
[1:03:35] Speaker 2: on places or activities in town to try out things
[1:03:37] Speaker 2: in advance.
[1:03:38] Speaker 1: But you beg on a cruise and you go on
[1:03:41] Speaker 1: a cruise, them couples will walk up to other couples
[1:03:45] Speaker 1: and they will try to fuck. That's what's weird. Are
[1:03:49] Speaker 1: they trying to fuck you? Hear what I'm saying. Me
[1:03:51] Speaker 1: and my husband and the hots up just chilling kids
[1:03:54] Speaker 1: doing anything. We know hots up. They we have this
[1:03:56] Speaker 1: long conversation engaging with this couple. They like, so what
[1:03:59] Speaker 1: y'all doing? Later be like the club, you know, it's
[1:04:01] Speaker 1: a cruise. We're like no, after that closed, We're like,
[1:04:04] Speaker 1: get a piece. I'm getting real cheese, you know, because
[1:04:07] Speaker 1: you gotta eat later on. He like After that, we're like, well, ship,
[1:04:10] Speaker 1: what's the bed? They like, who's wrong? We like, we
[1:04:14] Speaker 1: only got our role. We have these questions. We got
[1:04:16] Speaker 1: one rong, we got kids? What are they like? We
[1:04:18] Speaker 1: don't have any kids with us. We're like, oh, ship,
[1:04:20] Speaker 1: I'm like, you got a far So a cruise is
[1:04:25] Speaker 1: a good place to meet people. Or out church. I
[1:04:28] Speaker 1: just want to say, I just I've been to talk
[1:04:31] Speaker 1: about this. A few weeks ago, my pastor invited me
[1:04:34] Speaker 1: on a couple's brunch and I was so shocked. Tell
[1:04:38] Speaker 1: I love that it was such a good time. I
[1:04:40] Speaker 1: wasn't sure what he was inviting us to. You honestly,
[1:04:43] Speaker 1: I was like, are we going to be on a
[1:04:45] Speaker 1: Hillsong documentary? But we weren't. It was it was just
[1:04:48] Speaker 1: like the couples. Because I have questions, I will say, like,
[1:04:52] Speaker 1: if you are like you're headstrong on like I want
[1:04:55] Speaker 1: to meet couples, you have to join groups you do.
[1:04:59] Speaker 1: That's just really what it. It's because as you can see,
[1:05:01] Speaker 1: I don't know if you're in Atlanta, a lot of
[1:05:02] Speaker 1: people are not in a couple exactly in a tropole.
[1:05:07] Speaker 1: It's either a threafole or you're just sad and depressed
[1:05:09] Speaker 1: or which is a good thing. That is good. But
[1:05:15] Speaker 1: if you want to make friends with couples, I think
[1:05:18] Speaker 1: you have to just join groups and you might have
[1:05:21] Speaker 1: to initiate the stuff. Me and my boyfriend do it.
[1:05:24] Speaker 2: Marry people go go there.
[1:05:26] Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a lot of groups on Instagram, Facebook that
[1:05:29] Speaker 1: travel the world. They meet up in yoga spots, they
[1:05:32] Speaker 1: have breathing exercise. I mean, honestly, I see those groups
[1:05:34] Speaker 1: all the time. Now me personally, I'm a people's person.
[1:05:37] Speaker 1: So if I meet somebody and they're married instantly, I
[1:05:41] Speaker 1: could do that. But be very careful when you do
[1:05:43] Speaker 1: meet couples because a lot of times you ten if
[1:05:47] Speaker 1: you're not as strong in your relationship, you will tend
[1:05:49] Speaker 1: to compare and and bring that that. It won't even
[1:05:52] Speaker 1: have to be necessarily negative. You'd be like, hey, I
[1:05:55] Speaker 1: like the way she grabbed him, or like the way
[1:05:57] Speaker 1: he pulled her chair. Are you like, I ain't never
[1:05:58] Speaker 1: pulled your chair out even doing that today? So be
[1:06:01] Speaker 1: careful what you ask for once again, right, so you
[1:06:04] Speaker 1: just be ready. You have to be mature to hang
[1:06:06] Speaker 1: with other couples, because you do know it's a lot
[1:06:08] Speaker 1: of transparency that that bonds you all. In a couple setting,
[1:06:14] Speaker 1: you'll sit there, why.
[1:06:15] Speaker 2: Did I get married? It doesn't always go like that.
[1:06:21] Speaker 1: It does happen, but you know.
[1:06:22] Speaker 2: Some people have this fear of being around people for
[1:06:26] Speaker 2: certain reasons.
[1:06:27] Speaker 1: You like and then pay attention to the couples that
[1:06:29] Speaker 1: you're going to hang out because I know, personally I do,
[1:06:31] Speaker 1: because some couples are like, we're not going out, y'all,
[1:06:35] Speaker 1: y'all do too much. If y'all doing too much, y'all arguing,
[1:06:37] Speaker 1: y'all trying.
[1:06:38] Speaker 2: To watch out for certain words. If they use family
[1:06:42] Speaker 2: too much and include you and they don't know you,
[1:06:44] Speaker 2: like that is giving you. Hear me, it's a cult. Also, Oh,
[1:06:52] Speaker 2: we're like a family. Well we're not a family, bitch.
[1:06:55] Speaker 1: I met you.
[1:06:56] Speaker 2: We just met at taco bar Tuesday.
[1:06:59] Speaker 1: Yeah, don't. I'm not buying into too much stuff and
[1:07:01] Speaker 1: don't ask to come to my house. So you know what. Honestly,
[1:07:04] Speaker 1: it has to be an organic thing, sweetheart, I've been
[1:07:08] Speaker 1: married in a very long time. Let that organically happen.
[1:07:12] Speaker 1: When you meet couples and you meet one partner and
[1:07:15] Speaker 1: then you're like, I like you so much, I would
[1:07:16] Speaker 1: like for my partner to meet your partner. Right. That
[1:07:18] Speaker 1: has to be an organic thing. Don't try to force
[1:07:20] Speaker 1: anything unless you're seeing that I just need to get
[1:07:22] Speaker 1: out and do something that's something different. But a forced
[1:07:25] Speaker 1: relationship with anything can be uncomfortable. It's weird because now
[1:07:28] Speaker 1: you have to let people in your space. That's how
[1:07:30] Speaker 1: you build trust, and sometimes people don't need to get
[1:07:33] Speaker 1: into your personal space that way, especially at your marriage.
[1:07:36] Speaker 1: They want to do this trauma bond and shit and
[1:07:38] Speaker 1: I like and I like that, or I'm not going
[1:07:41] Speaker 1: to the head.
[1:07:42] Speaker 2: Or one person heels and the other person doesn't, and
[1:07:45] Speaker 2: now they're mad, and now y'all are all on snaps.
[1:07:48] Speaker 1: Or you meet somebody the marathon, you meet somebody marriage,
[1:07:51] Speaker 1: or you meet somebody and you're like, oh, we should
[1:07:53] Speaker 1: get together and do a double day, and then like
[1:07:54] Speaker 1: you see their husband and you're like, my husband, my
[1:07:57] Speaker 1: boyfriend is not gonna like him. He's not I don't
[1:08:00] Speaker 1: like him. He's not gonna like him. He's gonna be
[1:08:04] Speaker 1: like my boyfriend is very into cars, and he's like,
[1:08:08] Speaker 1: niggas be a certain way. He'd be like, why you
[1:08:10] Speaker 1: brought me here? Like I don't want to talk about
[1:08:11] Speaker 1: you know what. So my husband is a chameleon and
[1:08:14] Speaker 1: so quiet because he's quiet. He's a very quiet in
[1:08:17] Speaker 1: opposite of track, y'all see, I'm a big ass. He's
[1:08:20] Speaker 1: very quiet. He's very quiet. But but but but he
[1:08:23] Speaker 1: but with the right blend of men. Not a boy's
[1:08:28] Speaker 1: not a facade, not a scammers, not not jack ers.
[1:08:32] Speaker 1: We don't need nobody to talk about how much money
[1:08:33] Speaker 1: you got. We just need a humble ass nigga, real nigga.
[1:08:36] Speaker 1: What do you really like to do? What you are? You? Really? Are?
[1:08:39] Speaker 2: You?
[1:08:39] Speaker 1: Really? He gonna connect. If my husband like you, I'm
[1:08:42] Speaker 1: gonna like the wife because I like anybody, but my
[1:08:45] Speaker 1: husband gotta like the husband. Your boyfriend claim it in
[1:08:49] Speaker 1: the name name.
[1:08:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all, y'all are just because you're here from It's
[1:09:01] Speaker 2: not the drink drink for you. But I've heard she
[1:09:04] Speaker 2: said I hate saying boyfriend.
[1:09:06] Speaker 1: I hate same boyfriend, and I think it sounds so
[1:09:09] Speaker 1: changed my age to be like my boyfriend. Just say
[1:09:13] Speaker 1: my man about just say my man and so my man.
[1:09:17] Speaker 1: And that's fine, my man, because no man. A lot
[1:09:21] Speaker 1: of times, if I can be completely honest, I love
[1:09:23] Speaker 1: being married and I have a lot of friends that
[1:09:25] Speaker 1: are in relationships for years. It's just a process, right,
[1:09:30] Speaker 1: And if you put force on thing, pressure, bus pipes
[1:09:32] Speaker 1: and you don't want anything to be uncomfortable, it's gonna
[1:09:35] Speaker 1: be timing. So your man, that's what you bling. You
[1:09:37] Speaker 1: don't have a boyfriend. You got a man who like cars,
[1:09:40] Speaker 1: who got you in lace. You got your smell like them, right,
[1:09:45] Speaker 1: so a man and then when it's your fiance is
[1:09:47] Speaker 1: gonna be with your husband and my husband, fuck it,
[1:09:50] Speaker 1: don't even tell yourself that because ain't no pressure. Okay,
[1:09:53] Speaker 1: you're gonna come to my fucking singing at it. Come on,
[1:09:56] Speaker 1: maybe you'll have a comedian host hosting meat. You bring
[1:10:02] Speaker 1: out the whole what Thomson, I'm f r e e
[1:10:08] Speaker 1: fuck nigga freaking I ain't got a worry about no
[1:10:11] Speaker 1: fu nigga cheek taking your y man. I'm m a
[1:10:15] Speaker 1: r R I'll be married. Yeah, sorry, I was thinking
[1:10:20] Speaker 1: about it.
[1:10:21] Speaker 2: Then later on, once they do, they send off and
[1:10:23] Speaker 2: the party ain't over because we ain't drinking all the liquor.
[1:10:26] Speaker 2: I will leave the song.
[1:10:27] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's seven thirty Friday. I was like, nigga got me. Yay,
[1:10:35] Speaker 1: he got me. You're gone after you're going.
[1:10:38] Speaker 2: You did this send up y'all going to do y'all? Yeah,
[1:10:41] Speaker 2: you like after we're just making sure that all the liquor.
[1:10:45] Speaker 1: Y'all pay for gets drunk. And that is true, and
[1:10:48] Speaker 1: you will because I know your man don't like to
[1:10:49] Speaker 1: waste money. You don't and you this is your girl,
[1:10:53] Speaker 1: let me tell you whatout this your girl, she said.
[1:10:55] Speaker 1: And I know y'all men, we already man men, and
[1:10:59] Speaker 1: just tell her just be careful, be careful.
[1:11:02] Speaker 2: Birthday coming, school is coming, holidays coming, the occasions are
[1:11:07] Speaker 2: just god damn.
[1:11:09] Speaker 1: Huh. You better not do it on my birthday. I
[1:11:11] Speaker 1: wasn't saying that you have occasions, So you need to
[1:11:14] Speaker 1: get those occasions out of the way to give him
[1:11:17] Speaker 1: give him wrong, bitch. Okay, it's coming. We can do
[1:11:21] Speaker 1: it with love. You down. Okay. We hope we helped.
[1:11:26] Speaker 1: We hope we gave you the advice that you needed.
[1:11:29] Speaker 1: We try to make it very personal. Clearly we did
[1:11:31] Speaker 1: because we don't went off.
[1:11:34] Speaker 2: But anyway, take those chips, find your life, or to
[1:11:39] Speaker 2: your sisters, your girlfriends, your mama, your daddy, your cousin,
[1:11:44] Speaker 2: or any of the really yeah, anybody. Okay, So we're
[1:11:48] Speaker 2: gonna move on real quick to cocktails. You know we're
[1:11:50] Speaker 2: not sharing none because our pushes are dry. But we
[1:11:54] Speaker 2: have a married one says, we have doctor Kelly to
[1:12:01] Speaker 2: share a hotel.
[1:12:03] Speaker 1: Uh huh uh, but it ain't cat. Once upon a time,
[1:12:22] Speaker 1: not long ago, I was a Florida the Flora's mind.
[1:12:28] Speaker 1: All right, Well, it would only make sense to share
[1:12:30] Speaker 1: a story about my husband. Yeah, because he's here. Because
[1:12:34] Speaker 1: he's there, you know how weird that would be to
[1:12:37] Speaker 1: share any other story. I definitely started the story earlier.
[1:12:41] Speaker 1: But it's it's it's it's just what it is. Knowing
[1:12:45] Speaker 1: my husband for years, I was one of those girls
[1:12:48] Speaker 1: that always been attracted to him because he was like
[1:12:51] Speaker 1: the it guy, right, he just was. He was able
[1:12:54] Speaker 1: to leave and move in the streets. And I'm like,
[1:12:56] Speaker 1: I want him, and I knew I wanted him, but
[1:12:58] Speaker 1: he was like, hey, you can't go out side. You're
[1:13:00] Speaker 1: not off the porch. The moment I was off the porch,
[1:13:02] Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm going to show him. Well, he was gone,
[1:13:05] Speaker 1: he was long gone. I meet this man back up
[1:13:08] Speaker 1: and we're together, and I just make it my business
[1:13:13] Speaker 1: to give him so much sex everywhere we go, Okay
[1:13:16] Speaker 1: everywhere to this day, to this day, I mean, if
[1:13:19] Speaker 1: there's a bathroom, if there's a bathroom in any place,
[1:13:21] Speaker 1: just know if we're gone one in ten minutes, no
[1:13:24] Speaker 1: one has diarrhea, no one is sick, no one is injured.
[1:13:28] Speaker 1: We're definitely blessing your bathroom. And this can be in
[1:13:31] Speaker 1: a club. Right after I have just received an award,
[1:13:35] Speaker 1: a doctor's degree. That's wild. This could be in your
[1:13:40] Speaker 1: this could be in your in your house, if it's
[1:13:42] Speaker 1: your baby shower, this could be not the baby, this
[1:13:45] Speaker 1: could be a football gage. I'm truly, I'm truly indulged
[1:13:50] Speaker 1: in it. And me my husband, we understand that we
[1:13:52] Speaker 1: have this look right, and it's to look like it's time.
[1:13:59] Speaker 1: I don't feel I don't know if he's still talking
[1:14:01] Speaker 1: to this nigga you're talking to, but the bath it
[1:14:05] Speaker 1: is done. It is it is time. But this is
[1:14:08] Speaker 1: it started because we just like, we don't ever want
[1:14:11] Speaker 1: to lose that thing, right, and that thing is the
[1:14:14] Speaker 1: thing that keep you going, and I I enjoy it.
[1:14:17] Speaker 1: We don't we don't have no respective space. You're we're
[1:14:21] Speaker 1: willing to go like I can't wait to leave here
[1:14:29] Speaker 1: interview and I gave him a little drinking.
[1:14:32] Speaker 2: I shot the car ride about here, and that was
[1:14:36] Speaker 2: the thing.
[1:14:37] Speaker 1: And I knew it was going to be that energy
[1:14:39] Speaker 1: because our first time ever I had sex with my
[1:14:40] Speaker 1: husband the first day, right in the car. We couldn't
[1:14:44] Speaker 1: even make it back. And at that point I just
[1:14:47] Speaker 1: knew I was willing to risk it all. The police
[1:14:50] Speaker 1: tapped on the window and everything and almost went to jail. No,
[1:14:53] Speaker 1: the police was cool as fuck. He was like, why
[1:14:58] Speaker 1: he tapped on the window because he just didn't understand
[1:15:00] Speaker 1: what's going on. We looked you know, he knew what
[1:15:02] Speaker 1: he knew what was going on, but we looked up
[1:15:05] Speaker 1: like and he was like, I'm like freaky, asked police officer.
[1:15:10] Speaker 1: So we knew. We knew then it was meant to
[1:15:14] Speaker 1: be because the police officer the federal rileys, you know,
[1:15:20] Speaker 1: but it wasn't God's plan for that. He was like
[1:15:22] Speaker 1: thumbs up. So when the state agreed, were like, yeah,
[1:15:26] Speaker 1: it's meant to be. So just I'm just being open
[1:15:30] Speaker 1: in my relationship and just being free sexually. Right. It's
[1:15:34] Speaker 1: important because what you won't do, somebody else will do right,
[1:15:39] Speaker 1: and it's just that's our thing. We just super we're
[1:15:42] Speaker 1: super open to that, to to sex anywhere, a park,
[1:15:47] Speaker 1: back of the movie theaters. What I gotta get better
[1:15:50] Speaker 1: with that. Maybe I'm not gonna get the ring. You
[1:15:52] Speaker 1: will get the ring because you're listening to this story.
[1:15:54] Speaker 1: You're listening to the You need to tell he needs
[1:16:00] Speaker 1: to fucking he's not gonna want to the car.
[1:16:03] Speaker 2: Okay, good because They're both like, it's fine, she's gonna
[1:16:09] Speaker 2: get to ring. Okay, it's coming. She need what any
[1:16:12] Speaker 2: got to do?
[1:16:12] Speaker 1: She's getting a ring. Okay, it's just patience, or how
[1:16:16] Speaker 1: about this, or maybe asking to the car and see
[1:16:19] Speaker 1: just asks she's scared. I don't want it's not comfortable.
[1:16:25] Speaker 1: You don't even know what stuff is gonna be so
[1:16:27] Speaker 1: crazy and fun. You're fun and your wold and your
[1:16:31] Speaker 1: energy is fucking spontaneous. I like it. So why wouldn't you?
[1:16:35] Speaker 1: Why would you? Why would you not just try it
[1:16:37] Speaker 1: one time and laugh the whole way fucking through? Do
[1:16:39] Speaker 1: you know that me and this nigga almost died in
[1:16:41] Speaker 1: the garage? Excuse me? We had they started in Wiscuys.
[1:16:46] Speaker 1: We got the car. I thought I had the garage
[1:16:48] Speaker 1: open this much. No, that mouck went all the way down.
[1:16:50] Speaker 1: Carbon monoxide almost took us out. I was like, I'm
[1:16:54] Speaker 1: robbing rotten dick. And that's how you like. This dick
[1:16:57] Speaker 1: is killing me. The kids come down and on you
[1:17:00] Speaker 1: and they're like, my grandma, come and find this. What
[1:17:04] Speaker 1: wen't even got kids? We just in hen nobody was
[1:17:06] Speaker 1: coming to find us. We're just gonna be in there
[1:17:10] Speaker 1: when I tell you we let that garage were open
[1:17:13] Speaker 1: and laughed, stood up. We booty whole naked garage. It's
[1:17:17] Speaker 1: in Wisconsins snow up to the fore. It's eighteen inches
[1:17:21] Speaker 1: of snow. His dick, which what's the garage connected? Not
[1:17:30] Speaker 1: connected to the house. So it was the garage and
[1:17:32] Speaker 1: you have to work Liam WHOA. This has been a time,
[1:17:38] Speaker 1: Kelly Cals, thank you so much for blessings. Thank you,
[1:17:44] Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. We won't bring up
[1:17:46] Speaker 1: a little zaying again because his bitch ass didn't show up.
[1:17:48] Speaker 1: Me want to gas money and you knew it so
[1:17:50] Speaker 1: much for coming. Let everybody know where they can find you.
[1:17:53] Speaker 1: What you have coming up. Now is your time to
[1:17:56] Speaker 1: shine by girl listen. Make sure you all follow me
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[1:18:02] Speaker 1: l l y k e l l Z underscore twenty two.
[1:18:05] Speaker 1: The twenty two is significant because I'm a proud member
[1:18:07] Speaker 1: of Doulta Sigma Theta Sorority Incorporated. I'm from twenty second
[1:18:10] Speaker 1: in Center. My daughter was born April twenty second and
[1:18:13] Speaker 1: just the number twenty two just have It's like an
[1:18:15] Speaker 1: angel number, right, and it's just the number of peace.
[1:18:17] Speaker 1: The number of serenity, the number of resources. And I
[1:18:20] Speaker 1: understand that I'm a resource. I understand that I'm a light.
[1:18:23] Speaker 1: I know exactly who I am. Oh, I'm really her.
[1:18:25] Speaker 1: That's the movement. I'm really love it. I'm really hurt
[1:18:28] Speaker 1: and is right and period. And I'm in the business
[1:18:31] Speaker 1: of a letting and allowing women to know that it's
[1:18:33] Speaker 1: okay to be really her in a room full of
[1:18:35] Speaker 1: women who know exactly who they are each and every Monday.
[1:18:39] Speaker 1: I'm at Uptown Comedy Corner through Thicketye in the podcast.
[1:18:42] Speaker 1: I can't wait to have you girls own. It's going
[1:18:45] Speaker 1: to be so good to sit down and me your girls.
[1:18:48] Speaker 1: You girls are going to be great. And you get
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[1:18:53] Speaker 1: twenty nine. Come on, I'm an October Scorpio. That's my
[1:18:56] Speaker 1: sister's birthday. You love her?
[1:18:58] Speaker 2: I do almost is sorry. No, Mallories are Pisces. That's
[1:19:03] Speaker 2: why we're so so close.
[1:19:04] Speaker 1: My next sister, she is so sweet. Yeah, we're very different.
[1:19:08] Speaker 2: Absolutely is so sweet and I love her. Yeah, I
[1:19:12] Speaker 2: want her to be more open like you.
[1:19:14] Speaker 1: Yeah, what is coming, It's coming. It's coming, she Baby,
[1:19:17] Speaker 1: and then our Toxic Friends the movie. We're producing our
[1:19:20] Speaker 1: own movies, right, we're not ladies. Right. You told me
[1:19:23] Speaker 1: that you're into scriptwriting and the new things, the new
[1:19:26] Speaker 1: real estate ventures and everything that we're doing. You need
[1:19:27] Speaker 1: any actors, I will because we're self producing. No one's
[1:19:31] Speaker 1: waiting on Superman anymore. You don't have to. You create
[1:19:34] Speaker 1: your own lane, whatever narrative that you want for your life.
[1:19:37] Speaker 1: You see what you want that, you get it and
[1:19:38] Speaker 1: you create it. And that's exactly what we're doing. So yeah,
[1:19:41] Speaker 1: and that's Black Girl Man, and that's Black Girl Magic. Yeah.
[1:19:45] Speaker 1: So it's Kelly Kels twenty twenty two on everything. Thank
[1:19:47] Speaker 1: you so much for coming. We do apologize for these excessive.
[1:19:50] Speaker 2: Nuts we were here those are back. Yeah, we do
[1:19:55] Speaker 2: apologize for that. But thank you again so much for coming.
[1:19:58] Speaker 1: It's much.
[1:20:00] Speaker 2: Enjoys the episode, but we are going way over time.
[1:20:02] Speaker 2: I do want to remind everybody y'all gotta take a trip.
[1:20:07] Speaker 2: Me and Medina have all these trips planned this year.
[1:20:10] Speaker 2: Madina is going to Iceland and.
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[1:20:36] Speaker 2: Come on a trip with me, okay, and then next
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[1:22:14] Speaker 1: We haven't. We've been on a break. Baby.
[1:22:16] Speaker 2: We was motherfucker tired, y'all had us flying from coast
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[1:22:21] Speaker 1: I felt like candy.
[1:22:22] Speaker 2: I mean its routine, we had dance routines, was rolling
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[1:22:29] Speaker 1: All over the world.
[1:22:30] Speaker 2: Jesus and batons and sequins and titties and we tunes.
[1:22:37] Speaker 2: I can't friends, we don't talk to no more. So
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[1:22:58] Speaker 1: goodbye bye, sweet.
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[1:23:09] Speaker 1: We are a dry we by bye bye

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