# "ChuckleHut 3000 On The Corner Of Butt And Ass" (w/ Sarah Sherman)

An episode of [Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1092361338), 4 Feb 2026, 1 h 49 min.

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There's a tonnage of laughter on this one as Sarah Sherman is back! Her special, Live + In The Flesh is streaming on HBO Max, so the child has popped by a get blackout drunk on about four sips of Martini and get through almost a whole a hand of topics. You will have several Big Osaka Laughs and be Sent Boots as a result of your listening experience. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: Look, may oh, I see you. Look over there is
[0:05] Speaker 1: that culture. Yes, goodness, lost culture ding dong, lost.
[0:12] Speaker 2: Culturistas calling Familia pizzas back.
[0:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, remember the.
[0:17] Speaker 2: Familiar pizza on Eighth Street is painful to remember it.
[0:22] Speaker 2: I guess that's what nostalgia is, right, looking back in
[0:24] Speaker 2: sort of pain, remembrance and more. There's so many examples
[0:28] Speaker 2: of that in that area of New York. I don't
[0:31] Speaker 2: go down there that much, so you don't miss the
[0:33] Speaker 2: vapiano like I do. Well, there's vapiano in all over Europe,
[0:39] Speaker 2: that's true, and I think parts of Japan.
[0:42] Speaker 3: You were just in Japan, you were Our guest was not. Yeah.
[0:47] Speaker 2: Well, immediately when I saw the guest, I was like,
[0:51] Speaker 2: have you ever been to Japan? And it's the most
[0:53] Speaker 2: She collapsed into a puddle on the ground. I was like,
[0:55] Speaker 2: I have fomo and I was like, I'm just letting
[0:57] Speaker 2: you know. That's for good reason, because you would have
[1:00] Speaker 2: thrived and more there.
[1:02] Speaker 4: Am I allowed to speak?
[1:03] Speaker 2: If you speak, you can speak? If you speak, turn on?
[1:08] Speaker 2: If I speak, can I say? One of the great
[1:10] Speaker 2: expressions is if I speak.
[1:14] Speaker 4: Would use I would like to say something?
[1:17] Speaker 3: Okay, why don't we just bring her in.
[1:19] Speaker 2: You can watch her HBO special her truly artful. I
[1:24] Speaker 2: would call it a masterpiece. This pee week Cronenberg, which
[1:28] Speaker 2: I want to talk about with you.
[1:32] Speaker 4: Berg.
[1:32] Speaker 2: It's friend dresser, it's horse spelt, It's everything that is
[1:38] Speaker 2: good about the world and comedy and art, and that
[1:41] Speaker 2: is what I put into this person.
[1:44] Speaker 3: I guess you can watch her on Saturday Night Live as.
[1:50] Speaker 2: The wait wait wait, wait wait, this is this is
[1:51] Speaker 2: my impression of our guest in this most recent episode
[1:55] Speaker 2: tausand that was good.
[1:58] Speaker 3: I would love to through the sent there.
[2:01] Speaker 4: I was coached.
[2:02] Speaker 3: You were coach.
[2:03] Speaker 2: Everyone, She's my coach in life. Everyone welcome, Sarah Sherman coach.
[2:10] Speaker 4: Get off the bench, girl and get on the field.
[2:12] Speaker 5: On the girl.
[2:14] Speaker 4: I want to say something. I as as jew as
[2:17] Speaker 4: someone who's speaking of the experience of having been a
[2:20] Speaker 4: Jewish person, having.
[2:22] Speaker 3: Having been an experience of being a Jewish first.
[2:25] Speaker 4: Has the experience of speaking from the experience of Jewish.
[2:29] Speaker 4: I have never really been anywhere that wasn't like for work.
[2:35] Speaker 4: What do you mean, like, where have I ever gone
[2:37] Speaker 4: that wasn't like I have a show?
[2:38] Speaker 3: You've been on vacation, You've not done like a big trip.
[2:43] Speaker 4: When was my trip? When would my trip have been?
[2:46] Speaker 3: I guess your trip would have been.
[2:48] Speaker 4: This is what my trip would have been. Literally, unless
[2:50] Speaker 4: I'm doing a show at like the chuckle hut three
[2:52] Speaker 4: thousand on like the corner of like button ass, I'm.
[2:55] Speaker 2: Not going chuckle thousand on the corner of but as
[2:59] Speaker 2: that's the title.
[3:00] Speaker 3: You know what we were talking about.
[3:02] Speaker 2: Actually when we were there, we were talking about how
[3:05] Speaker 2: Osaka is actually the comedy city and the difference between
[3:09] Speaker 2: We were talking about the difference between or our tour
[3:12] Speaker 2: guide was saying, the difference between a laugh in Kyoto
[3:16] Speaker 2: and a laugh in Osaka is this. In Kyoto they're like,
[3:20] Speaker 2: that's funny as we are, and Osaka they do what's
[3:23] Speaker 2: called a big Osaka laugh like this, And I said
[3:29] Speaker 2: that your city your.
[3:34] Speaker 4: I've started to get like really self conscious at table
[3:38] Speaker 4: read with my thrown back in laughter cackle, because now
[3:44] Speaker 4: that I don't have my sister across the table.
[3:46] Speaker 3: He's a big one, has a big volume. I know. Well,
[3:50] Speaker 3: you and I were matching volume, which you're welcome table.
[3:53] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[3:53] Speaker 3: We were always supporting and it's not performed, it's not performative.
[3:59] Speaker 4: I worry people think it's performative. Now that I'm alone
[4:04] Speaker 4: in the castle.
[4:06] Speaker 3: So they've already forgotten Bowen.
[4:09] Speaker 2: Joe calling text to me week one at post hiatus,
[4:13] Speaker 2: he was like, whoa table was really weird without you,
[4:15] Speaker 2: It's really weird. You do have like a big energy, boys,
[4:20] Speaker 2: And one of the things I love most about you
[4:22] Speaker 2: is you're not shy.
[4:24] Speaker 3: Now, you're not shy at all about sharing your.
[4:25] Speaker 2: Laugh big bow and yang osaka bello big occa osaka
[4:31] Speaker 2: laugh and answer.
[4:32] Speaker 4: And when you did it, you want Yeah, I was
[4:36] Speaker 4: sort of giving, like like like victorious you say, I say,
[4:42] Speaker 4: victorious villain. It's really made me. Why do I throw
[4:48] Speaker 4: my head back and cackle?
[4:50] Speaker 3: It's easier to open your mouth that way. Try doing
[4:53] Speaker 3: it like this.
[4:55] Speaker 6: Way.
[4:55] Speaker 2: Harder to open your mouth with your chin on your neck.
[4:57] Speaker 2: It's actually culture number at nine, your mouth on your neck.
[5:02] Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to think about second. Somebody off like
[5:04] Speaker 4: this savor.
[5:06] Speaker 3: Laugh among your You're saying who's your favorite versus damn.
[5:11] Speaker 4: You are my favorite laugh? And I'm gonna say why.
[5:12] Speaker 4: And this is about me and making it about myself.
[5:16] Speaker 4: I was the greatest Catharsis of my life was provided
[5:20] Speaker 4: to me by one mister Bowen Osaka Yang. When I'm
[5:25] Speaker 4: like five seconds before my HBO comedy special premiere, I'm.
[5:30] Speaker 5: Going, why would I do this?
[5:33] Speaker 4: I'm like, why would.
[5:34] Speaker 3: I get watch.
[5:37] Speaker 4: To watch our stand up comedy special? Just just see
[5:44] Speaker 4: like two people not laugh and it's just me, you
[5:47] Speaker 4: know whatever. So and you know famously, I have maybe
[5:50] Speaker 4: one Martina and I'm blackouts to the stars. I was
[5:53] Speaker 4: actually wondering if we should get blackout for this.
[5:55] Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, no, sure, and we could probably get
[5:57] Speaker 2: something in here, Gode give me some martinis.
[6:02] Speaker 3: I had, there is champagne. Let's do it.
[6:07] Speaker 4: No, here's my problem. No we have we can't because
[6:12] Speaker 4: last night I was taken down by a grain of salt.
[6:14] Speaker 3: Let's let lets let's get them. Let's let's get them in.
[6:16] Speaker 3: Let's get them.
[6:18] Speaker 2: No worries about fly them in. Whenever open the door,
[6:20] Speaker 2: I don't care. Thank you guys, love you.
[6:23] Speaker 3: Actually this is.
[6:24] Speaker 2: True dedication, and honestly I believe that they're going to
[6:27] Speaker 2: come through. Can I say you peek behind the curtain?
[6:29] Speaker 2: Ina comes through so hard. You may know her at
[6:32] Speaker 2: home as the woman who she's she's a power player.
[6:37] Speaker 2: Here she ran in during the Ariana Grande episode because
[6:40] Speaker 2: I believe I shoulder was an Ariana shot, and she said,
[6:44] Speaker 2: she said, I don't care what's happening. I'm running in
[6:46] Speaker 2: there because we have something to fix fixed it and
[6:49] Speaker 2: we're grateful.
[6:50] Speaker 3: For So she's getting martinis in here. Thank god, someone's
[6:53] Speaker 3: a professional.
[6:54] Speaker 4: I was going to tell you when you were like,
[6:55] Speaker 4: what do you want to talk about today? I was like,
[6:56] Speaker 4: I have something really big to tell you.
[6:58] Speaker 3: What is it?
[6:58] Speaker 4: I was realized saying that my constitution is so sensitive
[7:03] Speaker 4: that I literally was psychically taken down last night by
[7:09] Speaker 4: a grain.
[7:10] Speaker 3: What did you talk about this?
[7:11] Speaker 2: And when I say talk about this point, I mean
[7:12] Speaker 2: explain it in a way that anyone can understand.
[7:17] Speaker 3: What is it?
[7:19] Speaker 4: No one knows this. If I have like in my lips,
[7:22] Speaker 4: like resting inst a martini glass, I'm eighty nine. Sheees,
[7:31] Speaker 4: it's like it's like twister, it's twisting the cow getting
[7:35] Speaker 4: picked up.
[7:36] Speaker 2: Has it always been like that? Or is this something
[7:38] Speaker 2: in you'll say it? Are approaching middle age?
[7:42] Speaker 4: We couldn't possibly be. We're old as we're old as
[7:46] Speaker 4: father talking.
[7:47] Speaker 3: How old are you? Do you share that information?
[7:49] Speaker 4: Yes?
[7:50] Speaker 2: I do. You're three years younger than us You're still young.
[7:55] Speaker 4: But doesn't it? Can someone tell me? Can someone tell me?
[7:59] Speaker 4: I don't look at day Over.
[8:00] Speaker 3: You look you are ageless. I don't want to tell her.
[8:05] Speaker 3: She wants to hear that she looks young. There you go.
[8:09] Speaker 4: I won't open my eyes until one says, you.
[8:12] Speaker 2: Just played Jane and a Tarzan sketch one of the
[8:15] Speaker 2: youngest girls. You looked amazing in that little in that
[8:20] Speaker 2: little dress that.
[8:21] Speaker 4: Was my waist. Couldn't find it.
[8:23] Speaker 3: You looked amazing.
[8:25] Speaker 4: I you know, that was like a fight, like Sarah
[8:32] Speaker 4: had to go to Sarah acting school for that.
[8:36] Speaker 3: What do you mean?
[8:39] Speaker 4: Literally? They wrote a joke in the sketch that was like.
[8:42] Speaker 3: What part of your accents bad? Your accent?
[8:49] Speaker 4: What part of England are you from? Long Island? And
[8:51] Speaker 4: I go, well, I got everyone's face. I'm going to
[8:55] Speaker 4: an accent coach and they went and she went. You
[9:00] Speaker 4: struggling with yours.
[9:03] Speaker 3: Struggling with my.
[9:06] Speaker 4: Because that table I was like Tos and Dinners Ready
[9:11] Speaker 4: when it doesn't come out of the mountain.
[9:13] Speaker 2: You were down at the rodeo first, Damn, I what
[9:16] Speaker 2: were you going to say? A grain of can we get.
[9:20] Speaker 3: You want to go back to you want to go
[9:22] Speaker 3: to Green of Stall.
[9:23] Speaker 4: They go to Grain of Salt because I feel wait.
[9:25] Speaker 2: Let me go close this just just everyone knows the
[9:28] Speaker 2: last time series here, which is read a year ago,
[9:30] Speaker 2: the day of Trump's.
[9:31] Speaker 4: Second It was the day of my daughter's wedding day.
[9:34] Speaker 3: My daughter's wedding.
[9:36] Speaker 2: It was one of the happiest days of my life
[9:38] Speaker 2: somehow because you were there, and because our listeners have
[9:41] Speaker 2: described that episode as only a series of thoughts starters
[9:45] Speaker 2: we never finished, just a single loop that was opened,
[9:48] Speaker 2: you know what.
[9:48] Speaker 4: And I'm going to out him right now. Jack Ben Singer,
[9:52] Speaker 4: daughter of the Plod, I can just fay stuff.
[9:58] Speaker 2: Jack Ben Singer on the show. I don't know we've
[10:01] Speaker 2: ever met the best? Would we have a good time?
[10:06] Speaker 1: You know what?
[10:06] Speaker 2: I was thinking because the song Illegal by Pink Panther's
[10:10] Speaker 2: and I thought of.
[10:11] Speaker 3: You too, because because your jam, because.
[10:13] Speaker 2: Me, Sarah and Jack were writing a sketch ones and
[10:15] Speaker 2: then we kept pitching jokes that we were like, is
[10:17] Speaker 2: this okay to say? And then Jack led the charge
[10:19] Speaker 2: by always going it feels illegal.
[10:22] Speaker 4: Hey, since you've gone, my laugh percentage has has dropped.
[10:30] Speaker 3: What do you mean your last percentage?
[10:31] Speaker 2: Like that?
[10:32] Speaker 3: You receive like laughs per minute?
[10:33] Speaker 4: What's it? What's baseball terms? My laughs permitted.
[10:39] Speaker 3: Average of laughing?
[10:40] Speaker 4: I'm laughing less.
[10:42] Speaker 5: Can I ask you?
[10:42] Speaker 3: What do you follow baseball?
[10:45] Speaker 4: Why are you accusing me of I want to I
[10:47] Speaker 4: want to wear hats sometimes.
[10:49] Speaker 2: Sarah, don't make this confrontational. I'm just I'm just I'm
[10:53] Speaker 2: putting a thought started out there. And if you, if
[10:54] Speaker 2: you like, just ask do you watch baseball? Do follow it?
[10:58] Speaker 2: Do you know what a good batting average is?
[11:00] Speaker 3: We know?
[11:01] Speaker 4: So this is what I didn't understand, yes, because it's like,
[11:03] Speaker 4: if I'm batting a hundred, that's bad, even though it sounds.
[11:06] Speaker 2: If you're if well, what you want to do is
[11:08] Speaker 2: bad a thousand. If you're batting a thousand, it would
[11:10] Speaker 2: mean you never didn't get a hit. And you want
[11:13] Speaker 2: to know what a good average is? Like anything over
[11:15] Speaker 2: three hundred, it's like a good average. So baseball players,
[11:19] Speaker 2: if they get one hit out of every three at bats,
[11:22] Speaker 2: they're considered an incredible hitter.
[11:24] Speaker 4: Oh so amazing Exactly I wanted to say that title
[11:30] Speaker 4: of that exactly. That's why I wanted to say that.
[11:31] Speaker 3: Exactly, That's what I wanted to say.
[11:32] Speaker 2: Amazing at SNL title of everything You're You're jack, hold on,
[11:38] Speaker 2: you're laughing less.
[11:40] Speaker 3: A grain of salt took you down?
[11:42] Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we have to talk about the special, which
[11:44] Speaker 4: is then I can special watching you catharsis grain of
[11:48] Speaker 4: salt constitution and then which brings us all the way
[11:51] Speaker 4: back to Tarzan.
[11:52] Speaker 2: And I have to add you also wanted to talk
[11:54] Speaker 2: about how you watch Justin Bieber's Grammy's performance three times?
[11:57] Speaker 3: Right? Okay, but not the rest of the Grammys.
[12:00] Speaker 4: Right, because there's something there. Oh, and this is connected
[12:04] Speaker 4: to grain of Salt.
[12:05] Speaker 3: So basically have a whole hand of topic.
[12:08] Speaker 4: So, as I was saying, Bowen knows that if alcohol
[12:11] Speaker 4: touches my lips for one point four or five seconds,
[12:13] Speaker 4: I'm like medically incapacitating, can't.
[12:15] Speaker 3: Move You know this I do?
[12:17] Speaker 4: And so something now I So last night I ate
[12:20] Speaker 4: a burrito, and I've realized that I can be completely
[12:25] Speaker 4: overpowered psychically by too much salt.
[12:28] Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't realize this. This is no, this is
[12:32] Speaker 2: a real thing. Salt will get you. What have you
[12:36] Speaker 2: heard of Greta's party chips giving?
[12:38] Speaker 4: Yeah, so I ate this really salty burrito, fabulous burrito.
[12:42] Speaker 3: Where from doesn't matter. Keep going. I'm sorry.
[12:45] Speaker 4: I just don't know how much I want to take
[12:47] Speaker 4: them down because.
[12:47] Speaker 2: We don't want to let them know where Sarah gets
[12:50] Speaker 2: her burritos, because then she'll get mobbed. Then then the
[12:54] Speaker 2: place will become too prosper.
[12:55] Speaker 4: That they do a fabulous job. And I don't want
[12:57] Speaker 4: them to think just because I was taken down by
[13:00] Speaker 4: a burrito, it's not I'm doing.
[13:02] Speaker 3: I'm not doing a negative I forget.
[13:04] Speaker 4: I asked, I had a salty burrito with some chips.
[13:08] Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. The salt took over my mind completely.
[13:16] Speaker 3: It was, yes, yes, it was.
[13:21] Speaker 4: I was experiencing like salt.
[13:28] Speaker 2: You you started a hive mind with the salt. It
[13:30] Speaker 2: was like ploribus.
[13:31] Speaker 3: It was ploribus, but wait describe.
[13:35] Speaker 4: I was like, I was so like salted out and
[13:40] Speaker 4: I was.
[13:40] Speaker 3: Like out, what are you? What do you? What does
[13:44] Speaker 3: this mean? What are you experiencing?
[13:45] Speaker 4: What are the song? Like?
[13:47] Speaker 3: Did you have go into like a diabetic shock? Like
[13:49] Speaker 3: what was it?
[13:50] Speaker 4: My whole body gets swollen, you know when you're like
[13:54] Speaker 4: really blowding and swollen, and so then I was like
[13:59] Speaker 4: I ate this, like cue exhausted. So I was like,
[14:03] Speaker 4: go to lie down to pass out. Had a big
[14:05] Speaker 4: date it, I might as well get my sleep. Yeah,
[14:08] Speaker 4: And I was so depydrated to the marrow that I
[14:12] Speaker 4: couldn't like fall asleep. And though I was so tired
[14:14] Speaker 4: from this giant burrito and I was, I was like,
[14:20] Speaker 4: I was like the I was like, I was literally
[14:22] Speaker 4: like like the keeper. Yeah. Yeah, it's so tired, couldn't
[14:28] Speaker 4: keep my eyes open and like and there was just
[14:31] Speaker 4: like a it was a does that make sense? The
[14:34] Speaker 4: kind of psychost And I can feel the salt like
[14:36] Speaker 4: in my blood and skin.
[14:38] Speaker 3: Have you ever seen the movie Seven? No, you haven't
[14:42] Speaker 3: seen that movie.
[14:43] Speaker 4: You know what's interesting many movies I haven't seen.
[14:45] Speaker 2: There's a part in it where like they they find
[14:47] Speaker 2: like a dead body in a room, and like it's
[14:49] Speaker 2: like it's like a decomposed body and all of a sudden,
[14:51] Speaker 2: it just goes and it comes to life. And I
[14:54] Speaker 2: was because it's it's been kept alive. The crew knows
[14:57] Speaker 2: because all these all these dudes, these are dudes that
[15:00] Speaker 2: have seen the film Seven, all of them, Like I
[15:02] Speaker 2: gotta tell you, like our crew, you can't see him.
[15:05] Speaker 2: They've all seen seven. And that's how I described them.
[15:08] Speaker 2: They've seen they love David Fincher's films.
[15:10] Speaker 4: Well, I didn't want to say, wait, is it Nida
[15:12] Speaker 4: Living Dead? I'm gonna mess this up. It's one of
[15:14] Speaker 4: those there's like a there's a completely dehdrated corpse that
[15:17] Speaker 4: goes just killing.
[15:19] Speaker 2: So basically that was what it was doing. It's like,
[15:21] Speaker 2: it's like coming to life, but like begging for death.
[15:23] Speaker 2: And I think it does die. But that is how
[15:25] Speaker 2: I pictured you after your breed and I.
[15:27] Speaker 4: Was literally rocking back and forth, going like.
[15:32] Speaker 2: Begging for death and sleep and I have to do
[15:36] Speaker 2: lost coach, and I.
[15:37] Speaker 4: Don't want to drink too much water because then how
[15:39] Speaker 4: can you sleep when you have.
[15:40] Speaker 5: To be.
[15:42] Speaker 4: So then I was like, take out my phone. Of course,
[15:48] Speaker 4: I'm only human, take out my phone. What is the
[15:50] Speaker 4: first thing that's shown to me on phone? Justin bieber
[15:53] Speaker 4: In is underwear? Yeah, and I don't know it brought
[15:57] Speaker 4: you to hiss stare sobbing, uncontroled. It was a great
[16:04] Speaker 4: performance and I just felt really moved by it. Yeah,
[16:07] Speaker 4: And I don't know, I feel like we've seen him
[16:11] Speaker 4: since child and a lot has gone on with him,
[16:14] Speaker 4: and I go at the end of the day, you
[16:16] Speaker 4: can't take away talent. No, you cannot, that's talent.
[16:20] Speaker 2: That's he was literally stripped everything away and he just
[16:24] Speaker 2: gave us you khn' And then what's funny, Like we
[16:29] Speaker 2: were we were like, oh, Melissa and I were like
[16:31] Speaker 2: futzing around the apartment and being like, oh, yeah, he's
[16:33] Speaker 2: probably gonna come out and you can't.
[16:35] Speaker 3: And then he did.
[16:36] Speaker 4: It's amazing when you do it, and.
[16:40] Speaker 2: It's a great song. Jimmy new Yeah, the words Jimmy
[16:44] Speaker 2: Neutron like making an appearance.
[16:47] Speaker 3: I didn't, okay, And then oh.
[16:50] Speaker 4: So I'm just realizing, like I can have I can
[16:52] Speaker 4: blackout from a martini. I can also salt out from
[16:55] Speaker 4: a small chip in burrito.
[16:58] Speaker 3: Well, we're gonna see what ship was burrito.
[17:00] Speaker 4: Well then it was just it's just salt. Tonnage can
[17:04] Speaker 4: send you into like and and and I find that
[17:06] Speaker 4: a very suggestible.
[17:09] Speaker 2: This is the word tonnage, by the way, is very.
[17:13] Speaker 3: We've got a tonnage of dark humor in the show,
[17:15] Speaker 3: all right.
[17:15] Speaker 2: It's like it's like the producers, so there's there's there's
[17:18] Speaker 2: a lot of like boob tonnage, Like a lot of
[17:20] Speaker 2: people wrote, Honey, I know I've got boob for day.
[17:26] Speaker 2: I've been carrying these things are out for a day.
[17:28] Speaker 2: It's like she got new tits and came to do
[17:31] Speaker 2: work that a breastplate.
[17:33] Speaker 4: And I have liked what I've seen.
[17:38] Speaker 2: I'll take you in any size. You're one of the
[17:40] Speaker 2: most beautiful women to ever live. To understand this is
[17:43] Speaker 2: up for debate, is no, it's.
[17:47] Speaker 3: Even up for debate. Is huge.
[17:48] Speaker 2: By the way, so many people's beauty is not being debated.
[17:52] Speaker 3: Yeah we see it, or it's like, no, it's not
[17:53] Speaker 3: being it's not being debated. Conversation, girl, take the whim.
[17:58] Speaker 4: I'm such a room full of men, do I look?
[18:00] Speaker 4: And everyone literally looked at their phone like I'm just kidding.
[18:03] Speaker 2: Because at that point we hadn't brought up David Fincher's
[18:05] Speaker 2: filmography yet they weren't activated. Now they know, they're saying
[18:09] Speaker 2: everything twenty seven twenty seven.
[18:13] Speaker 4: Twenty I'm going to close my eyes. That's my new thing.
[18:20] Speaker 3: You're close my eyes?
[18:21] Speaker 2: Is that how you're difficult to ESNL when comes you
[18:24] Speaker 2: don't like I'm just going to close my eyes.
[18:26] Speaker 3: Eyes the least difficult.
[18:28] Speaker 4: No, I did a diva move?
[18:29] Speaker 3: Was your diva move today? We're not? Or you're not
[18:33] Speaker 3: at work.
[18:34] Speaker 4: I went, what I I interpret is like acting jewishly.
[18:40] Speaker 4: I think can often be interpreted as like being difficult
[18:44] Speaker 4: saying what I'm thinking just to be jewish.
[18:47] Speaker 2: You externalized and then people think, oh, they're yelling at me.
[18:50] Speaker 2: And meanwhile you're just like, I'm the same way. Are
[18:52] Speaker 2: you working it out?
[18:54] Speaker 3: Yeah? And you were working it out.
[18:55] Speaker 4: I was working out in the remix. They were like,
[18:58] Speaker 4: I was listen, am I on time? Every single in
[19:00] Speaker 4: my life?
[19:01] Speaker 3: Who is you? Were punctual? Support?
[19:08] Speaker 4: It so bad?
[19:10] Speaker 2: No matter what you say, I'm gonna be like, yes, literally,
[19:15] Speaker 2: you know, think about every day.
[19:17] Speaker 4: Weapons down. I was really letting peak behind the actors.
[19:28] Speaker 3: I'll share moment with you. With the group, I was.
[19:32] Speaker 4: Having a bad day and I go, you know what,
[19:33] Speaker 4: I deserve the most expensive smoothie I can find. I
[19:38] Speaker 4: want someone to google this smoothie. It has ingredients no
[19:41] Speaker 4: one's ever seen before. Okay, I just wanted to go.
[19:44] Speaker 4: It's I can't even say it out again.
[19:47] Speaker 3: It can't I see, I see it. It's just it's
[19:49] Speaker 3: business named after a starlet.
[19:52] Speaker 4: It's named after a large amount of money. The name
[19:56] Speaker 4: of the smoothie is like, huh, it's expensive.
[19:59] Speaker 2: Okay, the because I thought, similar to Justin Bieber, I though,
[20:02] Speaker 2: you're talking about the helly Beeber SMOOTHI which I get
[20:04] Speaker 2: frequently in l A, which is just.
[20:06] Speaker 4: A jizzy milkshake.
[20:07] Speaker 3: That's the way yum me. They are a sample going
[20:17] Speaker 3: through my splurges. Is that smoothie?
[20:20] Speaker 4: Is it good food for you?
[20:22] Speaker 3: Or is it a milkshake' there's collagen in it.
[20:25] Speaker 4: I don't like when they do the gis on the side.
[20:28] Speaker 4: They do the commy.
[20:29] Speaker 2: College shiver, Commy commy is in I was. I was saying,
[20:34] Speaker 2: cool Ranch chips taste commy. They've cummy, has always been.
[20:39] Speaker 4: They get feet from cool Ranch. I get stinky feet.
[20:41] Speaker 3: Oh interesting. Interesting. It's kind of like a cilantro soap.
[20:44] Speaker 4: You either get like commer.
[20:46] Speaker 2: Fe commer feet. Now, uh, you got the smoothie right?
[20:50] Speaker 4: I go. I deserve this, seriously, I deserve this. It's
[20:53] Speaker 4: the craziest it's got. It has rice and coconut meat
[20:56] Speaker 4: and empty tea.
[20:57] Speaker 3: Oil in it. So who did you treat and get this?
[21:01] Speaker 4: I go and I buy it myself, like I deserve it.
[21:07] Speaker 4: So thick you can't even sip it with a straw.
[21:09] Speaker 4: You have to eat it with a spoon. I deserve.
[21:12] Speaker 4: They go, Sarah, actually the schedule has changed. You need
[21:14] Speaker 4: to leave the building now and go do this, go
[21:16] Speaker 4: do a pre tape. And I said, hey, y'all, I'm
[21:21] Speaker 4: going my smoothies eight minutes away. That's wait.
[21:25] Speaker 3: Let's give me and did it? Come on?
[21:27] Speaker 4: They go, you gotta go right?
[21:29] Speaker 3: No?
[21:29] Speaker 2: I go, hey, hey, hey.
[21:32] Speaker 4: I literally kind of went guy like, guy, guys, give
[21:37] Speaker 4: me eight minutes, it's gonna be here. And I'm showing
[21:39] Speaker 4: you reasonable. This is my this is my one meal break.
[21:43] Speaker 4: The schedule has been changed, unknownst to me.
[21:45] Speaker 3: And no, that's that's totally fair.
[21:47] Speaker 4: And I went, hey, like I raised my voice and
[21:50] Speaker 4: I went god, God, please, and I kind of went
[21:56] Speaker 4: like please let me wait for the smoothie. Please, and
[22:00] Speaker 4: I went, We'll have someone take the smoothie there, and
[22:02] Speaker 4: I go, I don't be kind of warm.
[22:06] Speaker 3: Okay, So what happened? How did this wrap up?
[22:09] Speaker 4: And then they I relented, relented, and they brought me
[22:14] Speaker 4: my warm smoothie.
[22:16] Speaker 3: Was it basically like?
[22:18] Speaker 4: So then it came at that that eight minute mark,
[22:20] Speaker 4: but I was already uptown and then they then had
[22:24] Speaker 4: a in turn had to bring me the and I went, guys,
[22:30] Speaker 4: it's warming coming out and then get me another smoothie.
[22:35] Speaker 4: And I was like, can I just get I go?
[22:37] Speaker 5: I paid for my own.
[22:38] Speaker 3: Money, and can I ask when you got there? Was
[22:41] Speaker 3: it like? Oh, thank god, we rushed because we're starting
[22:43] Speaker 3: right away.
[22:45] Speaker 4: Do you think that's what happened?
[22:49] Speaker 3: It? It was rhetorical. I got the warm.
[22:53] Speaker 4: Smoothie and they're like, we'll get you another smoothie. They
[22:55] Speaker 4: ordered me another smoothie. I have to go back to
[22:59] Speaker 4: this before this really is there.
[23:04] Speaker 3: So at this point, how much money has been spent?
[23:06] Speaker 2: Fifteen thousand dollars community.
[23:10] Speaker 3: College tuition, whole paycheck? Do you want to skip the
[23:15] Speaker 3: whole food joke? Is it verify?
[23:17] Speaker 2: I shared my even moment, which I pulled my last week.
[23:22] Speaker 3: I told you this, did I witness Comes to the Press?
[23:26] Speaker 3: I told you Comes the Press? I told you about.
[23:31] Speaker 4: Off the Press?
[23:32] Speaker 3: Your bees? What was it? Your your bugs?
[23:34] Speaker 4: And dinner is ready? I made your favorite box with
[23:37] Speaker 4: mut sauce.
[23:39] Speaker 3: See you're really good. That was incredible.
[23:42] Speaker 4: Thank you.
[23:53] Speaker 2: So I was on the set of the Home Alone Sketch.
[23:57] Speaker 4: Oh I didn't witness this.
[23:59] Speaker 3: Oh, I'm locked.
[23:59] Speaker 5: I was.
[24:01] Speaker 2: I was in my costume for I want to say,
[24:06] Speaker 2: like just in like uh in my wig and like
[24:09] Speaker 2: the glasses and stuff, and it's like not comfortable.
[24:11] Speaker 4: And so I mean that cats that went right up
[24:14] Speaker 4: the ground.
[24:15] Speaker 3: Yes, oh I had suspenders.
[24:16] Speaker 2: And so I get there like eight am and then
[24:19] Speaker 2: it's like six pm. That's and like they they still
[24:23] Speaker 2: haven't like called me, and I like I've been needed
[24:25] Speaker 2: and like I need and like my my studio call
[24:27] Speaker 2: time is getting pushed and whatever. And I was just
[24:29] Speaker 2: antsy and I was just like obviously like emotional because
[24:32] Speaker 2: it was my last week. It was Friday, the day
[24:35] Speaker 2: before the last show. I just logistically had ship to do.
[24:38] Speaker 2: I had like thank you gifts. I had cards like
[24:40] Speaker 2: I like, I was like writing. I was just like
[24:41] Speaker 2: getting over everything.
[24:44] Speaker 3: And then.
[24:46] Speaker 2: It was just so egregious that like our wonderful, wonderful
[24:52] Speaker 2: cretape producer Dina of course comes in like checking on
[24:54] Speaker 2: me and apologize, and I go, do you know I
[24:57] Speaker 2: love you guys?
[24:59] Speaker 4: SI?
[25:00] Speaker 3: No, no, no, this is why I did.
[25:01] Speaker 2: I was like I've never ever done this before and
[25:04] Speaker 2: I don't think I ever will again. They have three
[25:07] Speaker 2: takes and that was me as like they have three
[25:10] Speaker 2: takes and I'm out. I mean, and also it's like
[25:13] Speaker 2: if if you have to, if you have to do
[25:14] Speaker 2: it more than three takes exactly know.
[25:17] Speaker 4: That three three. That's a magic lucky number three tapes. Honey,
[25:22] Speaker 4: you know what, That's not bad.
[25:24] Speaker 3: It's not bad.
[25:25] Speaker 2: But it was like I was like, I'm being a bitch,
[25:27] Speaker 2: but like, this is this.
[25:28] Speaker 3: Is what has to happen.
[25:30] Speaker 2: This is what happen because because things are needing to
[25:33] Speaker 2: be done.
[25:33] Speaker 4: And what Diva moment have you had?
[25:36] Speaker 2: I'm kind of sweetheart, be kind of America's sweetheart, as
[25:40] Speaker 2: everyone knows.
[25:41] Speaker 4: I'm gonna get you this smoothie right now. I'm gonna
[25:44] Speaker 4: put in the microwave so it's the boiling hot temperature
[25:46] Speaker 4: that I drink it at. I'm gonna let it sit
[25:48] Speaker 4: for forty eight to sixty three minutes. I'm gonna let
[25:51] Speaker 4: you have two SIPs of it, and then I'm gonna
[25:53] Speaker 4: take it away. I'm gonna say, how would you behavee.
[25:54] Speaker 2: Okay, fine, I will share. I will share when I
[25:57] Speaker 2: have Diva moments. It's when something is happening that is
[26:02] Speaker 2: that is patently ridiculous. And I'm on a zoom because
[26:07] Speaker 2: like like on a zoom. It's like it can get
[26:09] Speaker 2: away from you because you're talking and then all of
[26:12] Speaker 2: a sudden, like people are like receiving it on the
[26:14] Speaker 2: zoom and like you kind of keep going like, well,
[26:16] Speaker 2: I'm in a simulation.
[26:17] Speaker 4: The only thing I say is just gonna like exactly.
[26:19] Speaker 2: It doesn't feel real but like no, and then I'm like,
[26:23] Speaker 2: oh god. And then there's I've got enough maybe like
[26:26] Speaker 2: two or three zooms in my career and been like,
[26:29] Speaker 2: well I don't like the way I acted, and I'll
[26:31] Speaker 2: text our manager and I'll be like was that crazy?
[26:35] Speaker 2: And our manager will just go it was strong.
[26:38] Speaker 3: It was it was strong.
[26:39] Speaker 4: It was strong. But here's the thing, if.
[26:41] Speaker 3: But I would never be that way if it wasn't like.
[26:44] Speaker 4: Sometimes you're pushed into a position where you have you
[26:47] Speaker 4: must be strong.
[26:48] Speaker 3: It's like.
[26:50] Speaker 2: I experienced some of it, like when I was working
[26:52] Speaker 2: on one project where it was just like, oh, okay,
[26:54] Speaker 2: it's become clear to me that because everyone hates their job,
[26:59] Speaker 2: they're not excited about doing it. And I was like, Okay, listen,
[27:03] Speaker 2: I understand that that's the reality. But like I mean,
[27:07] Speaker 2: probably anyone can can understand this. Like when you go
[27:10] Speaker 2: to work and people don't feel valued at their job,
[27:14] Speaker 2: or they don't feel paid enough, or they don't feel good,
[27:18] Speaker 2: the entire atmosphere suffers. That was like something about Tokyo
[27:21] Speaker 2: that I really loved. It was like everyone was just like.
[27:24] Speaker 4: Had health insurance and was happy.
[27:25] Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I mean they were in service of
[27:27] Speaker 2: what they were doing, and they were all like passionate
[27:30] Speaker 2: enough about what they were doing because they're passionate about
[27:33] Speaker 2: They're all just like passionate about what they do whatever.
[27:36] Speaker 2: So because that's not the case in America, I feel
[27:38] Speaker 2: like a lot of workplaces are miserable and it you know,
[27:43] Speaker 2: it's contagious, and then you come in there being like, hey,
[27:45] Speaker 2: I'm excited about this, and you're met with like dead energy.
[27:50] Speaker 2: And that's frustrating because we'd at least like to try
[27:54] Speaker 2: and enjoy our.
[27:55] Speaker 4: Look at the base of like much of the misery
[27:58] Speaker 4: we're talking about is like at the core of the
[28:01] Speaker 4: American enterprise, there's a rot. So anytime we had no
[28:08] Speaker 4: bad behavior at work, it's because there's the there's the
[28:12] Speaker 4: Poulter Geyst energy that we've We've built this country on.
[28:16] Speaker 3: The Poulter Guyst energy.
[28:18] Speaker 2: Being like material things are not being met on like
[28:23] Speaker 2: on like a on like a baseline line.
[28:24] Speaker 4: People are struggling universally, And I didn't get a meal
[28:28] Speaker 4: break and I as my smoothie was eight minutes away.
[28:30] Speaker 4: And then sometimes you're gonna be expressing yourself.
[28:35] Speaker 2: You're gonna be expressed, You're gonna be strong, you're gonna
[28:37] Speaker 2: be having to be strong having been the problem.
[28:41] Speaker 4: Like having been. If I was like a little more famous,
[28:45] Speaker 4: I think it would be like fabulous. But it's kind
[28:47] Speaker 4: of just like this.
[28:50] Speaker 3: Woman, this crazy person.
[28:53] Speaker 4: There's a woman acting strangely strongly.
[28:56] Speaker 2: You had the number two special on HBO. No, I
[29:01] Speaker 2: was let's be frank the number two movies. Let's god, yes,
[29:09] Speaker 2: and you put it in first, this is crazy?
[29:12] Speaker 3: What what alcohol is this? You guys just have a
[29:15] Speaker 3: stash Tita perfect. Oh my god, this.
[29:19] Speaker 2: Is crazy, and then have cute little Napkinsina. Thank you
[29:22] Speaker 2: so much, thank you. Oh my god, is incredible. This
[29:28] Speaker 2: is amazing, Thank you so much.
[29:32] Speaker 3: Yours is full. Cheers to being cheers to being strong,
[29:35] Speaker 3: to being strong. And they're cold you it's it's it's
[29:40] Speaker 3: here we go not shaken. We're getting blackout. Oh yeah,
[29:46] Speaker 3: these are strong. What do you have to do tonight.
[29:50] Speaker 4: Literally nothing that's good? Well no, and I told you
[29:54] Speaker 4: my weak constitution, like I'm gonna.
[29:56] Speaker 2: Get Okay, So what did we get?
[30:00] Speaker 3: So that's one.
[30:00] Speaker 2: We know about your smoothie and we know about your
[30:02] Speaker 2: diva moment at work.
[30:04] Speaker 3: So what was else? What was else? On the five?
[30:06] Speaker 3: This is great, you guys, this is really good. Thank you.
[30:09] Speaker 4: I'm not taking the olives lightly.
[30:11] Speaker 3: Oh I had Westville today.
[30:16] Speaker 5: It was good.
[30:18] Speaker 3: They had a loaded big potato sandwich, no sandwich soup.
[30:21] Speaker 3: Oh I got confused sandwich. I confuse super for a sandwich.
[30:27] Speaker 2: One.
[30:28] Speaker 4: He's going zoo.
[30:28] Speaker 2: In the words of the Great brook Brooke Ashley, you
[30:31] Speaker 2: are crazier than a soup sandwich.
[30:35] Speaker 3: What was that?
[30:35] Speaker 2: She's a house She's the house chantastic. She's the best
[30:38] Speaker 2: in the bed, She's the best in the biz. I've
[30:39] Speaker 2: been championing her for probably going on four years, and
[30:43] Speaker 2: I get I literally sometimes we'll watch her YouTube subscriber
[30:46] Speaker 2: account grow and grow and grow, and I feel like
[30:49] Speaker 2: I'm a part of.
[30:50] Speaker 3: Something you are. You can sometimes see me pop into
[30:53] Speaker 3: her lives. I'm Matt, thanks for the super chap Man.
[30:57] Speaker 3: I'm always there.
[30:58] Speaker 4: Do you know about the the Shannabadoor phrase that I'm
[31:01] Speaker 4: actually trying to get.
[31:02] Speaker 3: Going the truth. You're saying it many times this month.
[31:10] Speaker 3: You will see the truth. Now tell everybody.
[31:13] Speaker 2: You guys are ends, you cons tell it. Tell the
[31:18] Speaker 2: initiated about this moment of Shannon Badoor screaming at a restaurant,
[31:22] Speaker 2: you appointing at a home, in a home.
[31:24] Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's in a home.
[31:26] Speaker 4: The truth she's it's like about Heather Dubro. She's crazy
[31:31] Speaker 4: and you all, you will all see the truth.
[31:34] Speaker 2: We need your housewives takes, Like, what do you well,
[31:37] Speaker 2: first of all, what do you think of Candetillard Bassett
[31:39] Speaker 2: as a trader?
[31:41] Speaker 4: I have something really crazy to say.
[31:44] Speaker 3: I bet you do.
[31:45] Speaker 4: I I the center of traders is not holding for me.
[31:52] Speaker 3: Okay, just talk about it.
[31:55] Speaker 4: I'm struggling what reality television competition show?
[32:02] Speaker 3: Okay, okay, where this before?
[32:05] Speaker 4: Yes, the whole show is this person's acting.
[32:10] Speaker 2: Evil, They're losing the plot.
[32:15] Speaker 4: It's like it is like it's like an emotional intelligence game.
[32:20] Speaker 3: Yeah, right with.
[32:23] Speaker 2: Where where where the where? The reality is so juvenile and.
[32:29] Speaker 4: It's just about whether or not someone's acting a little strange.
[32:35] Speaker 3: That's really what it is. But meanwhile, the most.
[32:37] Speaker 2: Some would argue the most evil people to come from
[32:40] Speaker 2: that show are the Faithfuls, right because right because this
[32:45] Speaker 2: season it's Coulton being a little being a little he's
[32:48] Speaker 2: just come on a little strong. So so when you
[32:50] Speaker 2: watch the show and are you watching the show?
[32:52] Speaker 4: I had to put my weapon down because I was like,
[32:57] Speaker 4: just just just just just let me so for real,
[33:00] Speaker 4: right now, this person they must have an alliance because
[33:04] Speaker 4: there are housewives or there's no alliances. We're in a competition.
[33:08] Speaker 4: You're all deciding whether or not someone's acting odd or weird.
[33:12] Speaker 4: And I don't want to see people out in the mud.
[33:14] Speaker 3: Can I just want to Can I just say something?
[33:16] Speaker 3: Can I just want to say something?
[33:17] Speaker 4: I just want to.
[33:18] Speaker 2: Say, we need to drop the word alliances from reality TV,
[33:24] Speaker 2: from but also just from general unless it's like diplomatic
[33:28] Speaker 2: or it's an airline group.
[33:30] Speaker 3: Right, I don't want to hear that word uttered.
[33:32] Speaker 2: Well, actually, we're actually a post alliance on we're post
[33:36] Speaker 2: alliance culture on reality shows anyway, because now if you
[33:38] Speaker 2: stick in an alliance for too long, you're literally cooked
[33:42] Speaker 2: like one. But the game of Survivor is all about like, oh,
[33:45] Speaker 2: are you in an alliance? How are you secretly not right?
[33:48] Speaker 2: That's literally the way you win Survivor now is don't worry.
[33:51] Speaker 2: I'm in an alliance with you. Turn to camera. I'm
[33:54] Speaker 2: also in every other alliance right wink. And it's like, well,
[33:58] Speaker 2: how then what is then?
[33:59] Speaker 3: Then? Lines is don't anything? You are you? You're a
[34:02] Speaker 3: Survivor girl, have you?
[34:03] Speaker 4: I've never been a girl besides real House.
[34:07] Speaker 3: Watch Survivorpathy with us, Okay, that will be fun. Watch
[34:11] Speaker 3: Australia versus the world.
[34:13] Speaker 4: Is Richard still in the news.
[34:14] Speaker 2: Richard Hatch's rich I think now he is.
[34:19] Speaker 3: Entertainment Weekly.
[34:22] Speaker 2: Is gonna pull this Yeah, being like for me because
[34:26] Speaker 2: Google alert is going crazy. At the time of the
[34:29] Speaker 2: Google alert, Sarah Sherman questions whether or not Richard Hat
[34:32] Speaker 2: is in the news.
[34:33] Speaker 4: Really major at the same and I got my it's
[34:36] Speaker 4: like him. And then I got my period during on
[34:40] Speaker 4: American Idol.
[34:43] Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, so I can't be drinking a Martinez.
[34:49] Speaker 2: Sarah Sherman got period during bo Bice's performance on American
[34:53] Speaker 2: Idol season.
[34:55] Speaker 4: So it's like him chieved. It's like Richard Hatch, like
[35:00] Speaker 4: sexual awakening.
[35:00] Speaker 3: Sean.
[35:01] Speaker 4: I'm like, he's major to me, that's what seeing him
[35:06] Speaker 4: on TV and being.
[35:07] Speaker 2: Like Sarah's type, the crazy naked gay guy in a tree.
[35:13] Speaker 3: But Sarah's type is just middle aged dirt bag.
[35:17] Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and oh does he have a wart?
[35:21] Speaker 3: Hello, honey?
[35:23] Speaker 2: If he has a wart, it is crazy, acting like
[35:27] Speaker 2: like a nutball up in a tree.
[35:28] Speaker 3: And is he gay?
[35:30] Speaker 2: Chuching the sound of my pussy cash register opening for business?
[35:38] Speaker 4: I'd like to leave earlier for this restaurant.
[35:42] Speaker 3: The cash register was a pussy.
[35:46] Speaker 2: Oh god, you should have seen what When you ladies
[35:50] Speaker 2: were outside the room, we had a long talk and
[35:54] Speaker 2: we got We really broke through with the guys on
[35:56] Speaker 2: the crew because we found out they all love David
[35:58] Speaker 2: Fincher's films.
[36:00] Speaker 3: Aren't they all giving that in a complimentary way?
[36:02] Speaker 4: I would not.
[36:03] Speaker 2: I love these guys. You guys are in a uniform
[36:06] Speaker 2: today too. Look at you were in the blacktops and
[36:08] Speaker 2: blue jeans.
[36:09] Speaker 4: Guys often are no offense blendstone, No offense guys be
[36:13] Speaker 4: wearing blendstones.
[36:15] Speaker 3: What is blendstone?
[36:17] Speaker 4: You're so gay you don't even know about blund stone.
[36:20] Speaker 3: I know, look at look at that. I got this
[36:21] Speaker 3: in an Osaka. Actually that's it's a good Pendleton it's
[36:25] Speaker 3: really lovely.
[36:26] Speaker 4: It's stunning. You're stunning the two of you. I'm blackout?
[36:30] Speaker 3: Are you blackout? O?
[36:33] Speaker 4: Black?
[36:34] Speaker 2: I will finish it for Tank, Okay, I am, But
[36:40] Speaker 2: Sarah drunk is something I rarely ever got to see.
[36:44] Speaker 3: Boys, let's do it because.
[36:46] Speaker 4: Well, how about when I got blackout in an afterparty
[36:49] Speaker 4: quite recently and I woke up being like time for
[36:51] Speaker 4: my apology tour? Woke up message from Brady Lee's you
[36:55] Speaker 4: should have two martinis all the time I go apology tour.
[36:59] Speaker 2: Over you find out the anxiety was just hang awesome?
[37:04] Speaker 2: So what she was getting awesome?
[37:06] Speaker 4: Swash?
[37:07] Speaker 3: She was last nise.
[37:11] Speaker 4: I feel like I had a really coherent kagent amazingly biting.
[37:17] Speaker 4: Critique of that is actually like dissolved between.
[37:22] Speaker 3: Okay, so it's a game about emotional intelligence.
[37:24] Speaker 4: But interesting to say about that that couldn't mean anything to.
[37:28] Speaker 2: Well, it's a game about emotional intelligence, and yet it
[37:30] Speaker 2: is intellectually like a farce. It's like it's like, well,
[37:33] Speaker 2: how are we Well.
[37:34] Speaker 4: It's like someone's acting evil because they were a trader.
[37:37] Speaker 4: It's like we're all acting evil and deceitful.
[37:40] Speaker 3: We're human being.
[37:43] Speaker 4: Maybe the masks have come off and actually Traders is
[37:45] Speaker 4: one of the most important pieces of me. I'll get
[37:47] Speaker 4: back into it.
[37:47] Speaker 3: I think it might be more that Michael.
[37:50] Speaker 4: Rabbitport is sending me boots. See this is when.
[37:55] Speaker 3: Talk about my this this won't make the news.
[37:58] Speaker 2: And technically Sarah Sherman claim to be sent boots by
[38:01] Speaker 2: Michael Rappaport's performance on The Traders praises Michael Rappaport as boots,
[38:06] Speaker 2: as sending her boots. Now what about this terrible human being?
[38:11] Speaker 4: It's happened in the culture where we go like, we
[38:14] Speaker 4: can't platform these people anymore.
[38:16] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, no we must. I would agree with you, to.
[38:22] Speaker 3: Be honest with you, I'm like, if you look back
[38:24] Speaker 3: at like.
[38:24] Speaker 2: The last twenty thirty, who do we remember the most
[38:28] Speaker 2: vile people?
[38:29] Speaker 4: Right, it's important.
[38:31] Speaker 2: Also, like Spencer Pratt is like president of the United
[38:35] Speaker 2: States at this point, I'm sorry you turn on the
[38:38] Speaker 2: news Spencer Pratt.
[38:39] Speaker 3: Spencer Pratt did great on celebrity weakest link.
[38:42] Speaker 2: See what I'm saying, Like what and of course it's
[38:47] Speaker 2: both what Like I.
[38:48] Speaker 4: Promote a singer every day of my life.
[38:52] Speaker 2: Was president. She was President of the United States.
[38:56] Speaker 3: She was like two.
[38:57] Speaker 4: Years still is to this day?
[39:00] Speaker 2: Will you talk about unless you don't want to please?
[39:04] Speaker 2: Why is Michael Rappaport sending.
[39:06] Speaker 4: Bid So I was like, I can't possibly be watching traders, like, hey,
[39:13] Speaker 4: it's stuff to do. I'm a busy woman. Might not
[39:16] Speaker 4: be famous, but I'm a woman and I'm busy. So
[39:21] Speaker 4: why is this woman complaining about her smoothie whack out
[39:24] Speaker 4: losing the thread? Who is it? And then I open
[39:31] Speaker 4: Twitter dot com and I'm seeing and by the way,
[39:35] Speaker 4: but Bowen knows I was saying this earlier my Twitter.
[39:40] Speaker 3: Yeah, what I've done perfect?
[39:43] Speaker 4: There was to me the viral news of the day.
[39:46] Speaker 4: I screenshot in Texas to bonus last, I go, did
[39:50] Speaker 4: you guys see this? Paul Giamani wants to be in
[39:52] Speaker 4: the new Texas Chainsaw.
[39:55] Speaker 2: And they were like, cool, above the fold news, we've
[39:59] Speaker 2: been we've been seeing something else in our algorithms.
[40:03] Speaker 4: And I'm like, you cut, have you've seen this?
[40:06] Speaker 3: I'm like no, but that was like that was what was?
[40:11] Speaker 4: I follow this guy and shouts out to him, shout
[40:15] Speaker 4: shouts out, shouts out to him. He's always posting covers
[40:19] Speaker 4: of old paperback books with naked women on them.
[40:22] Speaker 2: I'm going that's what I'm seeing you always blessed. See,
[40:27] Speaker 2: I am so interested in changing what my algorithm is
[40:30] Speaker 2: or like not having one at all. But it does
[40:32] Speaker 2: take a long time, like I It is interesting though,
[40:35] Speaker 2: how quickly they get very good at.
[40:38] Speaker 3: You being like, oh, I have to click on that.
[40:41] Speaker 4: Well, Justin Bieber penetrated my veil.
[40:47] Speaker 2: Justin Beer penetrated your veils.
[40:51] Speaker 4: She did, and like I'm opening trained to show me,
[40:55] Speaker 4: like you'll never believe what when this person replaced their
[40:58] Speaker 4: eyes with ping pong ball or this old this eighty
[41:02] Speaker 4: nine year old woman, they found eighteen contacts in each
[41:05] Speaker 4: of her eyes, Like that's like my viral news. But
[41:09] Speaker 4: Justin Bieber penetrated it, and I went, now, what's this?
[41:13] Speaker 3: He could be your doctor. He can fear your disease.
[41:16] Speaker 3: Give me you love that song?
[41:19] Speaker 4: I do that.
[41:20] Speaker 3: I love that she did amazing.
[41:24] Speaker 4: One of her eyes was bloody. Huh, eyes are coming up.
[41:27] Speaker 4: We'll talk about that therapy later.
[41:30] Speaker 3: Are you still with that young and dream with that psychologist?
[41:32] Speaker 4: No, I have a different sort of young and Lacinian
[41:35] Speaker 4: kind of Wow.
[41:37] Speaker 3: That's the psychology that you're taking.
[41:39] Speaker 4: I'm in. I'm in this.
[41:41] Speaker 3: Are you really?
[41:42] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[41:42] Speaker 4: And I'm going and over the window overlooks like a
[41:46] Speaker 4: billboard across the street. So I'll be like this and
[41:48] Speaker 4: then all of a sudden, I'm like, I'm staring at
[41:51] Speaker 4: despicable me too right now talking about.
[41:56] Speaker 3: Speaking with me too.
[41:59] Speaker 2: I can't believe sometimes what posters are still up in
[42:02] Speaker 2: the subway.
[42:02] Speaker 3: It's crazy. It's amazing, it's amazing, really.
[42:05] Speaker 4: Good, it's amazing.
[42:06] Speaker 3: It's amazing, it's amazing.
[42:08] Speaker 2: Now it'll be this La Canyon from the name Lacan.
[42:13] Speaker 3: Many people are saying, many people are what is this?
[42:16] Speaker 3: It's just like, isn't it so interesting?
[42:18] Speaker 2: Literally?
[42:18] Speaker 7: Yeah, it's literally like he would do interest or podiatric.
[42:22] Speaker 3: It's like, why do we why do we shift this?
[42:25] Speaker 4: The emphasis depends on how many sheets they are deep.
[42:28] Speaker 4: I'll shift the infetsis anywhere.
[42:30] Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, look how far I am already.
[42:32] Speaker 2: I got to catch up.
[42:33] Speaker 3: Would you say your your TI I'm a full tank.
[42:36] Speaker 4: Oh but I open Twitter and I'm going I'm seeing
[42:40] Speaker 4: Michael Rappaport eat out of the bowl. Isn't that the
[42:44] Speaker 4: way he was? Did you see that he was eating
[42:47] Speaker 4: out of a bowl. I'm seeing the bowl to his
[42:49] Speaker 4: lip and like shoveling the food in like.
[42:55] Speaker 3: Let's say it like a cave woman, and I.
[43:00] Speaker 4: Go, I guess I'm gonna be having to watch Traders again.
[43:04] Speaker 2: Based on Michael rabbit Port, Sarah Sherman is the one
[43:08] Speaker 2: person in the world that saw Macrabport on Trader and
[43:10] Speaker 2: someone's like, I'm in, can I tell you something?
[43:13] Speaker 3: I'm hooked on this sh But thanks God, because that.
[43:18] Speaker 2: Answers the question why is he cast? Because there's people
[43:21] Speaker 2: like you watching that are like, I want to see
[43:25] Speaker 2: the nastiest human behavior.
[43:27] Speaker 4: I got it possible human being was eating out of
[43:30] Speaker 4: a bowl. You can't got upright, dog. He was going
[43:35] Speaker 4: like this with the ball, and I go, on, me wandering,
[43:38] Speaker 4: I'll throw my hat in the ring. But then I'm
[43:39] Speaker 4: watching people who were going reacting quite suspiciously. I'm like,
[43:42] Speaker 4: I'm not, God, what do you mean? And this is
[43:47] Speaker 4: my other problem. They're like, he's so good at the gameplay.
[43:50] Speaker 4: You mean he's a good liar in deceitful. Yeah, you're
[43:54] Speaker 4: talking about Rob. Well, I'm just saying like in general,
[43:57] Speaker 4: like that's always the conversation with these shows is like, well,
[44:00] Speaker 4: we got to get this guy out because he's an
[44:01] Speaker 4: amazing game. He's a good liar.
[44:05] Speaker 2: I think that there are assumptions being made on behalf
[44:08] Speaker 2: of a lot of the cast members that, because of
[44:10] Speaker 2: their experience on shows where you lied to seat at more.
[44:13] Speaker 3: That you are going to be doing that on.
[44:15] Speaker 2: This program, And they get a little stopped up with
[44:19] Speaker 2: that when clearly the traders are Lisa Rena, Candi still
[44:22] Speaker 2: had Bassett and the guy from Love Island and overall
[44:25] Speaker 2: looking unbelievable.
[44:31] Speaker 3: Toast. This is a toast to Lisa Rena.
[44:35] Speaker 2: You deserve this, Mama, You deserve that, really are And
[44:39] Speaker 2: I love the way that they all when she got
[44:41] Speaker 2: voted out, they were like, she's a legend, she's an icon.
[44:45] Speaker 3: It was so great.
[44:46] Speaker 2: Annoyingly, Colton was like she's a legend, she's an icon.
[44:50] Speaker 2: But then two breadths before was like, I've never seen housewives.
[44:54] Speaker 2: Well it's like, then you don't understand the legendary. We
[44:56] Speaker 2: may know her from her from Veronica Mars.
[45:00] Speaker 4: I think if they know her from showing up to
[45:02] Speaker 4: the rooms wearing a cheetah fedora and going, well.
[45:06] Speaker 3: She's I'm.
[45:08] Speaker 2: She's an eye, the legend she and I it does
[45:14] Speaker 2: nothing for you that Candic stilled basket is back on telegon,
[45:16] Speaker 2: come on, I.
[45:17] Speaker 4: Guess it does. No, I'll get back into it. I
[45:20] Speaker 4: I just you know, my my problem was, I go,
[45:23] Speaker 4: where's the line here?
[45:24] Speaker 3: What's what line?
[45:25] Speaker 5: What do you? What are you?
[45:26] Speaker 3: What are you talking about it?
[45:29] Speaker 4: You're acting You're acting evil and deceitful. It's like we all, God.
[45:35] Speaker 2: Guys, guys, this is guy guys. This this is a show.
[45:40] Speaker 4: I don't take like evil lightly.
[45:43] Speaker 2: You need so the fact that this is frivolous evil
[45:47] Speaker 2: to you is unacceptable. It's like you wake up every
[45:50] Speaker 2: morning and you look at the news and you're like, well,
[45:52] Speaker 2: this is just I can't believe it. So then when
[45:56] Speaker 2: evil is entertainment, you're like, this is just glad, y'all
[45:59] Speaker 2: have and fun because I live in the real world
[46:02] Speaker 2: where there's real steaks, so I certainly don't need to
[46:04] Speaker 2: hear about murder, treachery, all.
[46:08] Speaker 3: Under the guise of glamour.
[46:10] Speaker 2: Fuck you your sweating? You're laugh sweating? How dare you
[46:14] Speaker 2: big osaka laugh?
[46:15] Speaker 3: Sweat? Wait? I think I know the cure. I know
[46:19] Speaker 3: the cure for you.
[46:21] Speaker 7: Yeah, celebrity traders uk, okay, where that she's okay? The
[46:29] Speaker 7: conceit there is Claudia Winkleman, like who she's the host.
[46:35] Speaker 3: You're gonna be obsessed. You're gonna be my name Sarah Winkleman.
[46:41] Speaker 4: She g Winkleman in time.
[46:45] Speaker 3: Oprah.
[46:47] Speaker 2: She commits to this so hard to like evil as
[46:51] Speaker 2: a foot in a way that you will enjoy because
[46:54] Speaker 2: it's like so cranked up. Like Alan does does it
[46:57] Speaker 2: in his like amazing way with alarm, Claudia does it
[47:01] Speaker 2: in a way where she's like, the traits have murdered again.
[47:05] Speaker 3: It's very grounded.
[47:06] Speaker 4: Wow, what are.
[47:07] Speaker 3: You not seeing in your eyes? The traits are laughing
[47:11] Speaker 3: at you.
[47:12] Speaker 4: I can using the thread of like whether or not
[47:16] Speaker 4: people are actually being killed.
[47:18] Speaker 2: They killed Tom Daly, who was an Olympic diver. And
[47:21] Speaker 2: then she goes, he won gold for this country. Is
[47:24] Speaker 2: annoying enough, and it's she you know, she knows it's
[47:29] Speaker 2: fucking stupid, but she's so.
[47:33] Speaker 4: My favorite, I guess see him back in because my
[47:36] Speaker 4: favorite is when they like go to sleep in the
[47:39] Speaker 4: castle that night and then it's a montage.
[47:43] Speaker 3: Yeah, no, the montages are great, Okay.
[47:52] Speaker 4: Alan coming.
[47:55] Speaker 3: No, no, as everyone always thinks there's an ass.
[47:58] Speaker 4: Because you would hold he's comings plural time, you would hope.
[48:03] Speaker 3: I'm sure he is.
[48:04] Speaker 2: I'm sure he has absolutely no problem relieving himself as
[48:08] Speaker 2: much as he wants to black house.
[48:12] Speaker 3: No symbol of your Partine, I weighed.
[48:16] Speaker 4: Sixty one pounds. Do you know what that's like on
[48:18] Speaker 4: a woman.
[48:19] Speaker 5: Of my comport?
[48:30] Speaker 4: Do you think there's twenty seven year.
[48:31] Speaker 3: Old weighs men in the room. How much do you
[48:34] Speaker 3: think he weighs? He asks, this is a dangerous question. No, no,
[48:39] Speaker 3: everyone do it.
[48:40] Speaker 2: As she shows off her Carolines on Broadway outfit.
[48:45] Speaker 3: It really is that? Oh my god, girl, you girl
[48:50] Speaker 3: Carolina rip is it?
[48:53] Speaker 4: R P?
[48:53] Speaker 2: It's been dead kidding me. It's gone the way of
[48:57] Speaker 2: Vapiano and the Familia. Jesus Christ put the image here.
[49:05] Speaker 3: Changing in New York.
[49:08] Speaker 2: Now that's the Martini conversation. Everything's changing in New York.
[49:13] Speaker 4: By the way, I have a lot to say about.
[49:15] Speaker 3: That as well about New York. Wait, but this is
[49:18] Speaker 3: a no new finger on the hand.
[49:21] Speaker 4: But we.
[49:23] Speaker 3: Closing the loops.
[49:24] Speaker 4: Though, HBO salt. Justin Bieber got that, got that, justin justin.
[49:34] Speaker 3: The job. Thank you, Luck.
[49:39] Speaker 4: I was going to talk about the the Catharsis that
[49:41] Speaker 4: you allowed me to have. We're not we are doing this,
[49:45] Speaker 4: it's time going. I'm going I'm a fool to do
[49:49] Speaker 4: a premiere for a stand up special. We're all just
[49:52] Speaker 4: looking at me. Oh no, oh no whatever. So and
[49:56] Speaker 4: then my uh tunnel vision starts smalling and I'm going,
[50:00] Speaker 4: oh no no, it's all my fucking coworkers are there.
[50:04] Speaker 4: That's like humiliating whatever.
[50:06] Speaker 3: You who loves you, adore you.
[50:09] Speaker 4: I go to the bar, I go, I'll take that
[50:10] Speaker 4: what you got, and you know me.
[50:13] Speaker 3: Can't handle them. Do they do a theme drink for you? Yeah?
[50:17] Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like some sort of peasant and be
[50:20] Speaker 4: high with eyeballs, right, eyeballies.
[50:22] Speaker 5: And the drinks.
[50:24] Speaker 4: Thanks the metrograph, Thanks.
[50:25] Speaker 3: HBO's great cute, Yes, so cute.
[50:28] Speaker 4: Take three. I take a whole drink to the face
[50:31] Speaker 4: and then they go, you have to like go introduce it.
[50:33] Speaker 4: I'm blackout. I'm at a little podium immediately. So my
[50:37] Speaker 4: hysterical cry sounds like the uh an hysterical woman and
[50:46] Speaker 4: in an institution with her rubber grip socks on, going
[50:49] Speaker 4: laughing like the Joker, and I was I come out there,
[50:52] Speaker 4: I really go like.
[50:54] Speaker 3: It was adorable.
[50:56] Speaker 4: I lock eyes with Bowen. I sit right behind him.
[51:00] Speaker 4: It starts. I go, this is the worst mistake of
[51:02] Speaker 4: my life. My mouth on the screen opens to speak Bowen.
[51:07] Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, Wait, which is the laughter, big o laugh.
[51:11] Speaker 4: I'm right behind him. I see his head thrown back,
[51:14] Speaker 4: See his head thrown back.
[51:15] Speaker 3: He loves you, do you know? Do you know how
[51:17] Speaker 3: much he loves you?
[51:19] Speaker 2: He loves you so much like I don't ever hear
[51:23] Speaker 2: him talk about anyone like he talks about you.
[51:26] Speaker 3: He loves you so much. He thinks you are number one.
[51:30] Speaker 2: He's been saying it forever. It only intensifies with time.
[51:35] Speaker 4: It is like and I I was like, you know what, Bowen, not,
[51:40] Speaker 4: I'm not seeing boone every day at work will be
[51:42] Speaker 4: okay because we're friends outside of work, Like that's and
[51:45] Speaker 4: the job is so stressful, like you shouldn't like have
[51:48] Speaker 4: all your friends at your work, Like I come into
[51:52] Speaker 4: work like I have been sorely mistaken.
[51:59] Speaker 3: It's hard.
[52:01] Speaker 4: I look up at Taylor Reid trying to meet his gaze.
[52:04] Speaker 4: I go, there's no bone. It is. It is a hole.
[52:08] Speaker 2: It was a comfort for me to see you across
[52:11] Speaker 2: the way and everything.
[52:13] Speaker 4: I was a fool to think not seeing you every day.
[52:15] Speaker 4: I'm like oh, I'm not going to see him. Everything
[52:16] Speaker 4: this fine, I'll see him every The comfort of seeing
[52:21] Speaker 4: someone you love every day. I know, that's family, that's
[52:23] Speaker 4: amiglia pizza, that's Classicoalano. Like for that to be ripped
[52:28] Speaker 4: away so suddenly, and that's for me to be wiped
[52:31] Speaker 4: off the face of the planet because you were in Japan. Yeah,
[52:34] Speaker 4: god knows what it was. That's that is my love.
[52:40] Speaker 4: But the catharsis of being right behind him his big
[52:43] Speaker 4: O'saka left throwing his head back that because it's so
[52:47] Speaker 4: scary to put anything.
[52:48] Speaker 3: Out of course, and you, Sarah, it was that.
[52:52] Speaker 4: Was healing because I was like scared, like, oh, this
[52:54] Speaker 4: special is gonna come out and spoiler alert my puffy though,
[52:58] Speaker 4: my puffy ow y'all putting my app hole everything.
[53:03] Speaker 3: About it's the culmination.
[53:06] Speaker 4: Just see the head to the end to hear the
[53:10] Speaker 4: big o'saka laugh. You provided me the medicine I needed badly.
[53:14] Speaker 2: But I was just emotional, and I and when I am,
[53:19] Speaker 2: when I'm emotional, I tend to laugh.
[53:20] Speaker 3: I guess iasy laugh.
[53:23] Speaker 2: Yes, Oh yeah, when you were when you were sobbing,
[53:25] Speaker 2: you're a laughter horror, my laughter horror. But I was
[53:28] Speaker 2: watching like the full culmination of like Chicago Sarah SNeW Sarah,
[53:35] Speaker 2: like touring Sarah. Oh my god, another finger raised tracking
[53:40] Speaker 2: your ass on find my Oh.
[53:42] Speaker 3: My god, I open, I have to follow you.
[53:45] Speaker 4: It's so fun.
[53:46] Speaker 2: She's at a strip mall and Lincoln, Nebraska. It's like
[53:49] Speaker 2: she's girl. I was like, what's that girl?
[53:51] Speaker 3: Oh wait?
[53:51] Speaker 2: I love it. I love to track my friends. And
[53:54] Speaker 2: when you find one that that that's like off the grid.
[53:57] Speaker 4: Do you remember when Bowen was in China?
[53:59] Speaker 3: That was I don't see. I didn't get into the
[54:02] Speaker 3: find money. We didn't start following. We didn't starting each
[54:04] Speaker 3: other until later because honestly, my whole bit was like
[54:07] Speaker 3: I don't want people to know. Not my bit.
[54:09] Speaker 2: My reality was you're acting evil, sus but we already
[54:14] Speaker 2: want volunteer already knows are like no, no, no, the
[54:18] Speaker 2: people we have literally true. And the fact is also
[54:22] Speaker 2: by the way, like I think it's important to be
[54:25] Speaker 2: able to find your friends now, like.
[54:29] Speaker 3: Because thank you surveillance State.
[54:32] Speaker 4: And I don't know if he knows this, do you
[54:34] Speaker 4: remember when? Because I have Marcelo's location on of course,
[54:37] Speaker 4: but you got a new phone.
[54:39] Speaker 3: Time to update Marcelo you didn't download your iCloud backup.
[54:43] Speaker 4: Thanks Marcella. I think you're always where you're not. Remember
[54:47] Speaker 4: when I opened my fine mind, I go, guys, I
[54:51] Speaker 4: guess this is Pea behind the actors studio. I go,
[54:53] Speaker 4: marce is that a hospital? Guys? And you remember I
[54:57] Speaker 4: was I texted you and I was like, what ended
[54:59] Speaker 4: up happening that day? I was doing uh for the children.
[55:02] Speaker 3: Of course I was gonna say, it's something like truly like.
[55:05] Speaker 4: It was like he was meeting the children and giving
[55:06] Speaker 4: them a smile. Oh's but sometimes fine Mike can go
[55:11] Speaker 4: so wrong? Where you got a hospital?
[55:15] Speaker 3: Well, can I say something?
[55:17] Speaker 4: I got drunk and ended up at the hospital.
[55:19] Speaker 3: No, right now, No now.
[55:23] Speaker 2: In the moment I realized I didn't eat enough to
[55:27] Speaker 2: have this today, because you're all of the truth is,
[55:31] Speaker 2: I got about halfway through my Westville lunch and realized
[55:36] Speaker 2: Brussels browns.
[55:37] Speaker 3: Why was that the order? That's the whole thing of Westville.
[55:41] Speaker 4: It's like it's like awesome hipster cafeteria. And I know
[55:45] Speaker 4: hipster is a slur.
[55:46] Speaker 3: Now are you both drunk? I'm black?
[55:52] Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't think I am yet. You can
[55:57] Speaker 2: I say something?
[55:58] Speaker 4: Please?
[55:58] Speaker 3: Can I say if I podcast.
[56:02] Speaker 2: The special Sarah Square Lived in the Flesh if now
[56:05] Speaker 2: streaming on HBO period if you you need to watch
[56:09] Speaker 2: it is easily my favorite stand up special ever. It
[56:15] Speaker 2: is the culmination of Chicago Sarah SNL Sarah Touring Sarah.
[56:18] Speaker 2: But it is like you see the hell Trap Nightmare,
[56:21] Speaker 2: you see all of it come to this beautiful crystal,
[56:27] Speaker 2: like fucking so beautiful.
[56:30] Speaker 3: It is art.
[56:31] Speaker 2: I'm like, let's fucking watch it, just fucking watch. No,
[56:34] Speaker 2: I'll end it with Celesti and I just still like,
[56:36] Speaker 2: well this is mostly Celestian. But they're like, if I
[56:38] Speaker 2: I think about me at sixteen years old, if I
[56:40] Speaker 2: was sixteen years old now, I'd be fucking obsessed with you.
[56:43] Speaker 3: Yeah, in a way that like I would put poster
[56:45] Speaker 3: zoo some one. Probably that is true.
[56:47] Speaker 4: Strange children, come on, come.
[56:50] Speaker 2: On, yeah, but like thank god that the strange weird
[56:54] Speaker 2: kids like have a fucking girl.
[56:56] Speaker 4: You you know what's so funny? I was like complaining
[56:59] Speaker 4: that bad about this. I'll like post a like a
[57:01] Speaker 4: I'm like, oh yeah, like stand up clips on Instagram,
[57:04] Speaker 4: Let's go viral, and so I'll post like a clip
[57:07] Speaker 4: of stand up from my special and it'll get like
[57:10] Speaker 4: four hundred likes.
[57:11] Speaker 3: No, it's never what you want that goes viral. Let's
[57:14] Speaker 3: be clear, it's never.
[57:16] Speaker 2: It's never like the shining moment that gets grabbed and
[57:20] Speaker 2: I'm like.
[57:21] Speaker 4: The flip record scratch, what's going on here? And then
[57:24] Speaker 4: like record scratch and then someone will be like, yeah,
[57:32] Speaker 4: like what did you think when you were making this special?
[57:35] Speaker 4: You thought like everyone was gonna like it?
[57:37] Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, you know what the things should be?
[57:44] Speaker 3: Things should be? Oh hey girl, when did you get here?
[57:47] Speaker 4: Here you have?
[57:49] Speaker 2: Oh why I don't understand?
[57:58] Speaker 3: Oh well, cool?
[58:00] Speaker 4: Is the super Bowl tomorrow?
[58:02] Speaker 3: Y'all are going to the Super Bowl Sunday. We should
[58:04] Speaker 3: talk about Bad Bunny. Let's talk about bad Bunny.
[58:07] Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, bad Bunny.
[58:09] Speaker 3: Is that your guys' friend?
[58:10] Speaker 4: Like?
[58:10] Speaker 3: Could you consider him a friend?
[58:12] Speaker 4: Problem go every time celebrity is nice to me at
[58:17] Speaker 4: my job, I go, like, we're friends now. So it's
[58:22] Speaker 4: like I'll say on camera, bad Bunny, pretty sure, we're
[58:25] Speaker 4: close personal friends.
[58:26] Speaker 2: I'll see it because because he is always so kind,
[58:29] Speaker 2: he's like.
[58:30] Speaker 3: The kindest person, the kindest person. I understand.
[58:33] Speaker 2: I'm with you because it's like with these hosts. It's like,
[58:37] Speaker 2: and especially with Benito, it's like we we were with you,
[58:42] Speaker 2: you were with us when all of us have been
[58:44] Speaker 2: very vulnerable being like what the hell are we doing
[58:46] Speaker 2: on Saturday, It's like everyone's.
[58:49] Speaker 3: Like, well, we're in free fall, and then we're.
[58:50] Speaker 2: Not sure if the net is even going to show
[58:52] Speaker 2: up until the show happens. Yeah, you guys have like
[58:54] Speaker 2: a trauma bond together, which is a week at that job,
[58:57] Speaker 2: which is like all y'all putting together all your effort
[59:01] Speaker 2: and everything and putting forth all your ideas and then.
[59:05] Speaker 3: Do you see how drunk? I got drunk? All y'alla?
[59:11] Speaker 3: I said, all y'all, All y'all, really y'all.
[59:13] Speaker 4: If you make eye contact with me, I go this
[59:16] Speaker 4: justin we're bonded for lies.
[59:20] Speaker 2: We all mate it for light Avatar Avatar. I still
[59:23] Speaker 2: haven't seen the third one fire and as I would
[59:25] Speaker 2: love to, should we go tonight, I would love to
[59:28] Speaker 2: go in three D. I don't think there's any other
[59:32] Speaker 2: way to go to you. I don't picture you in
[59:34] Speaker 2: a three D movie without you. You don't ripping off
[59:37] Speaker 2: the glasses going I.
[59:38] Speaker 4: Can't see this is my problem. Oh, I got my
[59:41] Speaker 4: prescription update. I can see now.
[59:43] Speaker 2: Get this, I can't see her here. So we went
[59:46] Speaker 2: for an eye test in Tokyo. Free eye exams, free
[59:51] Speaker 2: eye exams in Tokyo, and then people were happy to
[59:55] Speaker 2: do it.
[59:57] Speaker 3: I am near sighted?
[1:00:00] Speaker 2: What now?
[1:00:01] Speaker 3: What can that mean?
[1:00:02] Speaker 4: Because is it?
[1:00:03] Speaker 3: This is like there's a definition.
[1:00:05] Speaker 4: Here's my thing. When my mom would go to the
[1:00:07] Speaker 4: supermar game, when all would go to the supermarket, she
[1:00:11] Speaker 4: would go, I couldn't remember if you either you love
[1:00:16] Speaker 4: jes its? Are you hated? She was like, she was like,
[1:00:21] Speaker 4: I can't remember. Does she love cheese its or she jesus.
[1:00:25] Speaker 4: It's like with near sighted, it's like can you see
[1:00:27] Speaker 4: near or can you not see neor.
[1:00:30] Speaker 2: The answer is you can see closer because you are near.
[1:00:33] Speaker 2: It's in the names.
[1:00:36] Speaker 4: It it's in the name. It's either it's it or
[1:00:39] Speaker 4: are they not?
[1:00:40] Speaker 3: It?
[1:00:41] Speaker 2: To Sarah and this and so should I buy it?
[1:00:44] Speaker 2: I'm going to guess that you love them?
[1:00:46] Speaker 4: Absolutely?
[1:00:47] Speaker 3: Okay? Really it's a dairy product.
[1:00:51] Speaker 4: And do you know.
[1:00:53] Speaker 3: She'll ship for them.
[1:00:54] Speaker 4: Thank you for highlighting this because I just want to
[1:00:57] Speaker 4: say people, she's got planning. I'm as smoothie. I go,
[1:01:00] Speaker 4: I have a.
[1:01:00] Speaker 2: Struggle, I go, I go I have a struggle. I
[1:01:06] Speaker 2: love when anyone goes, I go, I go, I have
[1:01:08] Speaker 2: a struggle. This is this is a moment where Matt
[1:01:10] Speaker 2: Rogers would use the word your diaspora, which is not totally.
[1:01:16] Speaker 3: All the time.
[1:01:17] Speaker 2: The word diaspora meant struggle, like my my diaspora is connected, Becca,
[1:01:22] Speaker 2: stop it.
[1:01:24] Speaker 4: Oh, stop someone from laughing.
[1:01:27] Speaker 2: Oh no, stop someone from judging. You had your moment
[1:01:30] Speaker 2: last week as picking up.
[1:01:35] Speaker 4: My stomach, going like, because I'm drinking poison, my stomach's react.
[1:01:41] Speaker 2: If you can't finish that, I will have the rest
[1:01:43] Speaker 2: of it. Because I'm telling you right now, I am
[1:01:46] Speaker 2: so I am so powerless against one drink because if
[1:01:49] Speaker 2: it's one, it's gotta be three. Like that's why I
[1:01:52] Speaker 2: can't really drink at all, is because if it's one,
[1:01:55] Speaker 2: it's gotta be three. Zodi Green says, whenever I sit down,
[1:01:58] Speaker 2: I take a sip in my first cocktail and I, oh,
[1:02:00] Speaker 2: I'm gonna have three of those. That's is that a long?
[1:02:02] Speaker 2: I don't think if you like something, you go, oh,
[1:02:04] Speaker 2: I like that, I'm gonna have three of them.
[1:02:05] Speaker 4: Well for me, it's well, I've had an eighth of
[1:02:07] Speaker 4: it might as well be done.
[1:02:10] Speaker 3: I don't If you don't want that, I will have it.
[1:02:13] Speaker 4: Well, I've had an eighth of it, and.
[1:02:15] Speaker 3: I don't think you're going to finish.
[1:02:17] Speaker 4: It because I'm the amount of sheets I am to
[1:02:21] Speaker 4: the wind. It's like I just wasted a whole rim.
[1:02:22] Speaker 3: Of pa sheets in the wind.
[1:02:25] Speaker 4: Are we talking about sheets of paper.
[1:02:26] Speaker 3: Like I think sheets of linen?
[1:02:31] Speaker 2: I have no idea the etymology of that three sheets
[1:02:34] Speaker 2: to the wind?
[1:02:35] Speaker 4: Well, the clothesline is about the one.
[1:02:38] Speaker 2: Thing you're gonna do is you're alive though, Yeah, there
[1:02:40] Speaker 2: you go. Bottoms up, babe. So the reason why you're
[1:02:43] Speaker 2: dun you had soup for lunch. No, I actually had
[1:02:46] Speaker 2: a soup and I had salmon, and I had about
[1:02:50] Speaker 2: half the Brussels sprouts that they gave and then, thank
[1:02:52] Speaker 2: you so much.
[1:02:53] Speaker 3: I am going to finish her. Oh god.
[1:02:56] Speaker 4: I want to know the origin of the expression, Yeah, okay,
[1:03:00] Speaker 4: it is for sailing.
[1:03:02] Speaker 2: It originates from sailing, where sheets are the ropes that
[1:03:04] Speaker 2: control a sales position.
[1:03:06] Speaker 4: Yes, three sheets are loose in the wind that siales
[1:03:09] Speaker 4: flo causing the vessel to lurch.
[1:03:12] Speaker 3: And become uncontrolled. Okay, so it's a sailing thing.
[1:03:17] Speaker 4: My damn head.
[1:03:18] Speaker 2: Can you think of anything more stressful and somehow more
[1:03:24] Speaker 2: boring than sailing?
[1:03:26] Speaker 4: I think that's what we need.
[1:03:27] Speaker 3: I dress of us.
[1:03:29] Speaker 4: You're right, need to be a drift at sea for
[1:03:33] Speaker 4: thirty calendar days.
[1:03:34] Speaker 3: Should we go on below deck?
[1:03:35] Speaker 4: We can?
[1:03:38] Speaker 3: We can and whenever you guys want, they're shooting it
[1:03:40] Speaker 3: right now. Should we leave go?
[1:03:41] Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I'd be full Anjik, I'd be
[1:03:44] Speaker 4: having full. I'd have no equilibrium, and I'd have who
[1:03:50] Speaker 4: had the diarrhea?
[1:03:52] Speaker 2: It was? It was anigk was throwing up and all
[1:03:56] Speaker 2: that Angik was throwing up and her nail came up
[1:04:00] Speaker 2: off basically and she ran into that house sort of
[1:04:04] Speaker 2: like Butler girl.
[1:04:06] Speaker 4: I could be taken down by a grain of top Saul.
[1:04:08] Speaker 4: I can be taken down by a sip of martini.
[1:04:10] Speaker 4: You think I can handle a.
[1:04:11] Speaker 3: Boat, Well, how do you do on a roller coaster?
[1:04:16] Speaker 5: Who that is that?
[1:04:19] Speaker 3: That sounds like a lot of fun?
[1:04:21] Speaker 4: Oh I was a roll? I would be like, because
[1:04:25] Speaker 4: I like that.
[1:04:25] Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, I think WU is a positive a child.
[1:04:31] Speaker 3: Oh my god, we just did them? Wait can I say?
[1:04:34] Speaker 4: Can I say?
[1:04:35] Speaker 3: Oh?
[1:04:35] Speaker 2: This actually was something that healed me in a way
[1:04:38] Speaker 2: that I desperately needed. So we were in Osaka as
[1:04:42] Speaker 2: went to Universal Studios, and two things happened.
[1:04:46] Speaker 3: So we were with a group of people that.
[1:04:47] Speaker 4: TIC did to these places roller coaster zones, roll zone.
[1:04:54] Speaker 2: We like to a theme park sometimes. And also we're
[1:04:57] Speaker 2: probably not going to like frequent theme parks if we
[1:05:00] Speaker 2: go to Japan.
[1:05:01] Speaker 3: So we were there. So we went to Tokyo Disney
[1:05:03] Speaker 3: c and we went to.
[1:05:05] Speaker 2: Universal Studios Osaka, which I'm gonna say on record right
[1:05:08] Speaker 2: now my favorite Universal park that I've ever been to.
[1:05:12] Speaker 2: Here's why. It had a great mix of things. Thank you,
[1:05:15] Speaker 2: thank you, thank you so much. The first thing we
[1:05:19] Speaker 2: did well, blah blah blah. We do like all the
[1:05:21] Speaker 2: Nintendo stuff whatever. Bo and I were the only ones
[1:05:24] Speaker 2: that wanted to do a roller coaster that was this intense.
[1:05:27] Speaker 2: It was called the Flying Dinosaur. It was a Jurassic
[1:05:30] Speaker 2: Park roller coaster and you fly like literally, how would
[1:05:33] Speaker 2: you describe it. You get in there, you get in
[1:05:36] Speaker 2: vertically on your two feet as it were. The rest
[1:05:39] Speaker 2: comes down. Then there's a moment where the hinge above
[1:05:42] Speaker 2: you starts to go and then you are on your
[1:05:45] Speaker 2: belly and you fly on your belly. You go up, up, up,
[1:05:49] Speaker 2: as if you're a territory belly like a pterodactyl. And
[1:05:51] Speaker 2: that's the whole bit. Is a pterodactyl is pulling you.
[1:05:53] Speaker 4: Just stay home, smoke crack. It doesn't have to be
[1:05:58] Speaker 4: this complicated, honey.
[1:06:02] Speaker 3: Why not.
[1:06:03] Speaker 4: You're on your two feet, then your sum and there's
[1:06:07] Speaker 4: just stay home, smoke crack. Far less complicated.
[1:06:13] Speaker 6: The carbon footprint is smaller, honey. Just stay on and
[1:06:18] Speaker 6: smoke carbon and crack. Don't get it twisted it again,
[1:06:22] Speaker 6: don't get it twisted anyway.
[1:06:26] Speaker 3: Anyway, it was. It was unbelievable.
[1:06:28] Speaker 2: We were screaming. It was so fucking cold, So we
[1:06:31] Speaker 2: were like screaming in the wind, like so much bigger
[1:06:34] Speaker 2: than you could ever imagine. Then we went on the
[1:06:38] Speaker 2: Jaws ride.
[1:06:39] Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, the Jaws ride.
[1:06:43] Speaker 2: This is the last Jaws ride, full blown Jaws ride
[1:06:48] Speaker 2: in any universal park in the world. Practical effects and
[1:06:51] Speaker 2: animatronics performances by and what you need to understand is
[1:06:57] Speaker 2: that this was in many ways, I know I've said
[1:07:00] Speaker 2: it a few times about a few different things on
[1:07:01] Speaker 2: this podcast, in so many ways it was the culture
[1:07:04] Speaker 2: that made me say culture was for me. When I
[1:07:05] Speaker 2: was a kid going to Universal when I was like
[1:07:09] Speaker 2: seven or eight years old, the Jaws movie. Yes, but
[1:07:11] Speaker 2: also like going on the ride and seeing like going
[1:07:14] Speaker 2: like a mechanical shark attack in the boat, like seeing
[1:07:18] Speaker 2: the blood in the water. At one point, a fucking
[1:07:20] Speaker 2: huge gas tank explodes, like there's an actor on the
[1:07:23] Speaker 2: boat screaming, committed firing, Like that's the ride. That's the ride,
[1:07:29] Speaker 2: and literally the last one you can ever do at
[1:07:32] Speaker 2: this scale is in Osaka. And we did it and
[1:07:36] Speaker 2: it was me, tom Ny, Matt Whitaker, Greta Titleman, and
[1:07:40] Speaker 2: Bowen and they knew how much it meant to me
[1:07:43] Speaker 2: because I used to do a show which is called
[1:07:48] Speaker 2: You Will Get Wet at UCB, which was about me
[1:07:51] Speaker 2: being a boat captain on this ride, and I used
[1:07:54] Speaker 2: to stage the whole ride and it was one of
[1:07:57] Speaker 2: my bits that I used to do.
[1:07:58] Speaker 3: Like Backward for Sarah, he would risk cite this entire
[1:08:03] Speaker 3: ride what the skippers said. I would play played the.
[1:08:08] Speaker 4: Shark who was saying, you know, I think every single
[1:08:10] Speaker 4: day in my life there's just a little voice in
[1:08:12] Speaker 4: my head that goes, we're gonna need a bigger boat.
[1:08:14] Speaker 3: Well, so who said it? And it wasn't said because
[1:08:18] Speaker 3: that line isn't in the ride, but like, how is
[1:08:21] Speaker 3: that line on in the Hey it was, I don't
[1:08:25] Speaker 3: think it was. Maybe it wasn't the right but I
[1:08:27] Speaker 3: don't remember saying. This diva was giving the performance of
[1:08:32] Speaker 3: a lifetime in total Japanese.
[1:08:34] Speaker 2: And this girl was a friend knew what he was saying.
[1:08:38] Speaker 2: She we got on and I was like, oh my god,
[1:08:41] Speaker 2: we have a we have a girl skipper. I was
[1:08:43] Speaker 2: like obsessed, and I was like, she's about to pull
[1:08:45] Speaker 2: out a gun.
[1:08:46] Speaker 3: And then what she did.
[1:08:48] Speaker 2: She raised a shotgun. She goes full alone and we
[1:08:55] Speaker 2: were screaming and clapping and just dying. And then we
[1:08:58] Speaker 2: did the ride, and after I was just like, I
[1:09:01] Speaker 2: am so happy. I've not been that happy in a
[1:09:05] Speaker 2: long time.
[1:09:06] Speaker 3: Go in order lunch. They served a soft shell crab.
[1:09:10] Speaker 3: At lunch. We ordered a burrito.
[1:09:13] Speaker 2: That's when you say we're brito, and they gave a
[1:09:16] Speaker 2: side of a soft shell crab, a full on soft shell.
[1:09:19] Speaker 3: Crabs Japan and it's it's the I said, I'm moving here.
[1:09:24] Speaker 4: Well, the Jaws ride in Japan is gonna be your
[1:09:26] Speaker 4: Rosetta stone. That's how you become fluent in Japanese.
[1:09:29] Speaker 3: Because you know it.
[1:09:31] Speaker 2: No, that's actually really a good point. But because I
[1:09:33] Speaker 2: was telling them what she was saying as it was happening.
[1:09:35] Speaker 4: Guys, she's not saying we're gonna need a bigger boat.
[1:09:38] Speaker 3: No, but it was it was just it was it
[1:09:41] Speaker 3: healed me doing that. It was really beautiful to say
[1:09:44] Speaker 3: I loved it. And because you hadn't been on that
[1:09:46] Speaker 3: ride since you were well, since I was like, well,
[1:09:48] Speaker 3: they they.
[1:09:48] Speaker 2: Took that ride out of Universal Studios Florida's travesty when
[1:09:52] Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, fourteen fifteen sixteen to
[1:09:55] Speaker 2: put more Harry Potter shit in which, you know, whatever,
[1:09:59] Speaker 2: But like I I just felt like that was such
[1:10:01] Speaker 2: a cool, practical ride, like the shark coming out of
[1:10:04] Speaker 2: the water, like et cetera.
[1:10:06] Speaker 4: Amazing. Yeah, as a spectacle horror. I have such a
[1:10:11] Speaker 4: bad relationship with roller coaster zone.
[1:10:14] Speaker 3: This is why you would love roller coaster zones actually
[1:10:16] Speaker 3: not a roller coasters.
[1:10:18] Speaker 4: Well, but I like because I forced my boyfriend, boyfriend.
[1:10:23] Speaker 3: Yeah, put your weapons down down.
[1:10:28] Speaker 4: I forced my boyfriend when I moved to LA and
[1:10:30] Speaker 4: I was broke, to take me to disney land Land
[1:10:35] Speaker 4: and we didn't, you know, we were fucking broke as
[1:10:37] Speaker 4: jokes and we were like, do anything, and I'm like,
[1:10:38] Speaker 4: waiting on these long lines. I'm like hot. I'm Jewish,
[1:10:40] Speaker 4: so I'm hot, and I'm complaining. I'm like, oh, like,
[1:10:43] Speaker 4: these lines are so long.
[1:10:44] Speaker 3: I'm so hard you wanted to come here.
[1:10:49] Speaker 4: Because I was like, we literally I guess we should go.
[1:10:52] Speaker 3: No, no, no, this is my impression of your boyfriends. Mean,
[1:10:55] Speaker 3: why can't here?
[1:10:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we thought. You guys are going way
[1:10:59] Speaker 2: and octave low. I guess we haven't spent enough time
[1:11:02] Speaker 2: to get and I'm going like.
[1:11:04] Speaker 4: I'm like waiting this line. I'm so hot, I'm so dehydrated.
[1:11:07] Speaker 4: We don't have like any money, we can't do anything.
[1:11:10] Speaker 4: And I see everybody walking around with these giant turkey legs.
[1:11:13] Speaker 4: I'm like, what are we talking about?
[1:11:15] Speaker 3: They're so good though, I'm a trip to fan of them.
[1:11:17] Speaker 4: Oh well, if that touched my lip, the boiling hot
[1:11:21] Speaker 4: diarrhea that'll be spewing out of my mouth and ass
[1:11:24] Speaker 4: would have sent us home from Anaheim.
[1:11:27] Speaker 3: So it's it's it's like that.
[1:11:29] Speaker 4: But listen, maybe I gotta be rolling with y'all.
[1:11:32] Speaker 2: No, you need to with y'all because I love a spectacle,
[1:11:35] Speaker 2: so I feel like I and also because let me
[1:11:37] Speaker 2: tell you something, the way I take care of things,
[1:11:41] Speaker 2: the way I'm on that app like a ninja.
[1:11:43] Speaker 3: I'm like, what app? He knows the app? I know
[1:11:46] Speaker 3: what I'm doing.
[1:11:47] Speaker 4: You're an American Ninja warrior.
[1:11:48] Speaker 3: And let's just say, like, I'm better than the guys.
[1:11:54] Speaker 3: He's wow, that's the headline. No, that's not really true.
[1:11:58] Speaker 3: That's not true.
[1:12:00] Speaker 2: You're coming with us to the parks, coming with us
[1:12:02] Speaker 2: to Beebrichella so we can watch you saw.
[1:12:06] Speaker 3: If you're crazy interested in Coachella.
[1:12:09] Speaker 4: Well again, it's the same problem as outside and.
[1:12:12] Speaker 3: Said, no, Sarah, don't take care of them.
[1:12:15] Speaker 4: No, but Sarah Day with the Jews already did forty
[1:12:18] Speaker 4: days and forty nights in the desert when it's forty one.
[1:12:21] Speaker 2: Celestian I went last year for the first time, and
[1:12:23] Speaker 2: we were like, we don't know what this is like,
[1:12:24] Speaker 2: this might not be for us. We were liked it,
[1:12:27] Speaker 2: wor we can't believe we get to have new experiences.
[1:12:30] Speaker 4: I can stand up for sixteen minutes at a time
[1:12:32] Speaker 4: and I have to sit down.
[1:12:33] Speaker 3: Sarah. It was me.
[1:12:35] Speaker 2: It was like Sam Minor Rebecca it was me, No,
[1:12:38] Speaker 2: Rebecca Schwarts there, Rebecca Schwartz carry powers, Taylor Knight's Sam Minor.
[1:12:43] Speaker 2: We were all having the time of our lives on trooms,
[1:12:47] Speaker 2: crying at tea pain like like sha, and then all
[1:12:51] Speaker 2: of a sudden you're sobbing and throwing as at the
[1:12:54] Speaker 2: same time, I do.
[1:12:55] Speaker 4: You guys have this thing? Which is I'm sure you do.
[1:12:59] Speaker 4: Actually you do. That's the whole reasoning of this.
[1:13:01] Speaker 2: You do, you do?
[1:13:02] Speaker 5: You are?
[1:13:03] Speaker 6: You are?
[1:13:04] Speaker 4: You are? You are?
[1:13:07] Speaker 2: You have?
[1:13:10] Speaker 3: What's our thing?
[1:13:11] Speaker 4: You probably share this? Sometimes I actually can't listen to
[1:13:15] Speaker 4: music or actually take an art of any kind because
[1:13:18] Speaker 4: I'm feeling so sensitive. I'll be so overpowered and.
[1:13:20] Speaker 2: Overwhelmed that it's actually you don't even know you should have.
[1:13:24] Speaker 2: It's pathetically how hard I cry at everything.
[1:13:28] Speaker 4: Norm McDonald writes in his book Cant To Read He's
[1:13:33] Speaker 4: that sometimes he couldn't even look at a painting. I
[1:13:36] Speaker 4: actually can't, like I will become.
[1:13:38] Speaker 3: So overwhis crying little fish?
[1:13:43] Speaker 4: Can I may I be a Can the woman be
[1:13:45] Speaker 4: a diva for a moment?
[1:13:46] Speaker 3: And what was it?
[1:13:47] Speaker 4: Act hard?
[1:13:48] Speaker 3: Act act hard?
[1:13:50] Speaker 4: You know?
[1:13:50] Speaker 3: What was it?
[1:13:51] Speaker 4: Where did your manager say you're acting strong?
[1:13:53] Speaker 3: Strong, acting strong when you look up Nor McDonald's.
[1:13:58] Speaker 4: I want to be strong and hard for I did.
[1:14:00] Speaker 3: But I and and that's what I guess cancer.
[1:14:04] Speaker 4: I saw Bone Temple, and.
[1:14:08] Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna say cancer.
[1:14:12] Speaker 4: I guess ices.
[1:14:19] Speaker 2: Aquarious men march to the beat of their own drummer,
[1:14:22] Speaker 2: A K A, do whatever the fun they want.
[1:14:26] Speaker 4: That girl did for sure.
[1:14:29] Speaker 3: I just won't date him.
[1:14:34] Speaker 4: I watched Bone Temple and there's a moment in Bone
[1:14:37] Speaker 4: Temple where a song happens. But just because a big
[1:14:41] Speaker 4: song was happening, I lost sobbing uncontrollably because Ray Fines
[1:14:48] Speaker 4: was dancing too smiler alert. Don't listen to this if.
[1:14:52] Speaker 5: You don't want to know.
[1:14:54] Speaker 3: Do you remember Iron Maiden The Greatest Showman? I went
[1:14:58] Speaker 3: to see The Greatest Showman Sudie Green. The whole time
[1:15:02] Speaker 3: she's like, this is bad, and then I was like,
[1:15:05] Speaker 3: I kind of agreed. And then this happened when the
[1:15:08] Speaker 3: shops want to cut me down, and I'm like, god,
[1:15:14] Speaker 3: I go.
[1:15:16] Speaker 4: You went.
[1:15:18] Speaker 3: Did you ever watched the Oscars performance of that song?
[1:15:20] Speaker 4: I couldn't say.
[1:15:22] Speaker 3: Miss Chaoli Sett forming the song and it's.
[1:15:26] Speaker 2: Like the bridge where she's like when the shops come
[1:15:29] Speaker 2: with down and it's like circling her and she breaks down.
[1:15:32] Speaker 3: No, oh, she's amazing. I don't say this chance. I
[1:15:34] Speaker 3: have a question for you.
[1:15:35] Speaker 2: You said Matts worse at a stone was the jaws
[1:15:37] Speaker 2: riding Japanese. I need you to be on a foreign
[1:15:41] Speaker 2: language journey.
[1:15:42] Speaker 3: I which one agree more? What is your foreign language?
[1:15:45] Speaker 4: Listen? Guy came up to me on the train the
[1:15:47] Speaker 4: other day and he was like needing me to help
[1:15:49] Speaker 4: him get to his stop in Spanish, and I'm going,
[1:15:51] Speaker 4: fucking I can do this shit. I know fucking Spanish.
[1:15:54] Speaker 4: He goes like, hey, are you to may whatever.
[1:15:57] Speaker 3: I'm going like, A, it's different.
[1:16:03] Speaker 4: I got that. I need to be getting my Spanish
[1:16:05] Speaker 4: one down boot.
[1:16:07] Speaker 3: We're going to Barcelona. We're going to Barcelona.
[1:16:08] Speaker 4: We're going tomorrow.
[1:16:09] Speaker 3: You're going to Barcelona. We're going to Barcelona. We're going
[1:16:14] Speaker 3: to the Barcelona Travel. It can't ever be enough. I
[1:16:17] Speaker 3: love travel again.
[1:16:19] Speaker 4: You know I've said this before.
[1:16:20] Speaker 3: I say it again.
[1:16:21] Speaker 4: Unless I'm doing the chucol Hut at the corner of
[1:16:23] Speaker 4: Butzza and Gates, I'm not. I've literally like one time
[1:16:29] Speaker 4: my boyfriend Dan pol and then you can He's like,
[1:16:35] Speaker 4: let's go to New Orleans. I go okay, and he goes,
[1:16:38] Speaker 4: no shows, and I go totally. We're walking around New Orleans.
[1:16:41] Speaker 4: I walked by an open mic. I go pop in.
[1:16:46] Speaker 3: He goes, come on, you're such a workhorse. You love
[1:16:50] Speaker 3: to do open mic. Well, this was like do you
[1:16:53] Speaker 3: miss it?
[1:16:54] Speaker 4: I'm I'm gonna stand up hiatus right now kind of scene.
[1:16:58] Speaker 4: If people notice I say my favorite joke of all time.
[1:17:01] Speaker 3: It's not my joke. You're giving it credit Thomas.
[1:17:05] Speaker 4: Credit to whipper Thomas. He goes, you ever notice old
[1:17:07] Speaker 4: people get a frog in their.
[1:17:08] Speaker 2: Out I turn on the TV today just to get
[1:17:12] Speaker 2: to my switch to say it's a it's a full video.
[1:17:16] Speaker 3: Of r f K Junior, don't I was like to
[1:17:19] Speaker 3: get this off my screen.
[1:17:20] Speaker 2: Now.
[1:17:21] Speaker 3: I know it's an addition, but I know, here's here's
[1:17:24] Speaker 3: my thing.
[1:17:25] Speaker 2: I don't know how people can look at the cast
[1:17:29] Speaker 2: of characters that is the GOP and not see Batman villains.
[1:17:33] Speaker 3: That's why they like them. Gabbard's hair, that one white streak.
[1:17:39] Speaker 3: Give me a break.
[1:17:40] Speaker 4: I'm not to wear Stacy London's streak.
[1:17:43] Speaker 3: Stacy London has where stupid? How are you the funniest person.
[1:17:50] Speaker 4: On the blackout who in the sewer right now?
[1:17:54] Speaker 3: I just don't get it.
[1:17:55] Speaker 4: I'm like a pepper and a tree top, y'all.
[1:17:57] Speaker 2: I'm going, by the way, Can I have one yours?
[1:18:00] Speaker 2: Because I feel like everyone's been taking the olives.
[1:18:03] Speaker 4: And put credit where credits due.
[1:18:07] Speaker 3: You took it.
[1:18:08] Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I do think it's time for I don't think so, honey,
[1:18:10] Speaker 2: which is gonna be interesting?
[1:18:12] Speaker 4: We didn't even talk about anything, talk.
[1:18:16] Speaker 2: About wait, talking about Saltlake City before but before yeah,
[1:18:19] Speaker 2: I didn't see the reunion yet.
[1:18:20] Speaker 4: What what?
[1:18:21] Speaker 3: I don't know. We were in Tokyo. It was hard.
[1:18:23] Speaker 3: There's no peacock in Tokyo. It's real culture. Number ten.
[1:18:25] Speaker 3: There's no peacock in Tokyo.
[1:18:29] Speaker 4: Short for penis cock.
[1:18:30] Speaker 3: No, it's not.
[1:18:31] Speaker 2: And don't go there because we've had a really good
[1:18:34] Speaker 2: time and now you're gonna bring it with humor.
[1:18:36] Speaker 4: That's a rule.
[1:18:37] Speaker 3: That's a real culture, real culture number thirteen.
[1:18:39] Speaker 2: Peacock, that's short pe peacock, that's short for penis cock.
[1:18:44] Speaker 4: But and that's on boots period.
[1:18:46] Speaker 2: And that's on boots period. What are your takes on
[1:18:48] Speaker 2: Salt Lake And don't be afraid, y'all.
[1:18:55] Speaker 4: Let Whitney cook.
[1:18:57] Speaker 3: Yes, I was just gonna say fucking.
[1:19:01] Speaker 4: And I find that people are like, I don't know
[1:19:04] Speaker 4: about Whitney.
[1:19:05] Speaker 3: I go, they've been saying them for years. Can I
[1:19:07] Speaker 3: say something?
[1:19:08] Speaker 2: Salt Lake would not be what it would lose something
[1:19:12] Speaker 2: without Whitney, My my beautiful development, full Brownwin Newport, Stan,
[1:19:19] Speaker 2: Come on, Sarah.
[1:19:20] Speaker 3: I've always liked.
[1:19:23] Speaker 4: I like that, I like that through it.
[1:19:27] Speaker 2: I always like Bromin's makes interesting is that we were debating.
[1:19:31] Speaker 4: She's highly intelligent, and I can feel the producing. If
[1:19:37] Speaker 4: I was going through a fucking divorce with my big
[1:19:40] Speaker 4: fat husband, i'd come into that. Or you needna be like, hey,
[1:19:45] Speaker 4: I'm getting a divorce. You didn't tell your friends. You're
[1:19:48] Speaker 4: getting a fucking divorce from this, from this giant monster
[1:19:53] Speaker 4: the top. But I know what the fuck are we
[1:19:56] Speaker 4: talking about. If I walked in here and I was like, hey,
[1:19:59] Speaker 4: me and Dan broke up, you'd be like, what you
[1:20:01] Speaker 4: didn't tell me? It's insane?
[1:20:04] Speaker 2: But how would you describe da'sn being sick?
[1:20:11] Speaker 4: All of them were sitting.
[1:20:12] Speaker 2: There like kidding, got divorced, We're drunk, you know what
[1:20:16] Speaker 2: I mean. It's like, it's this history, this is last
[1:20:21] Speaker 2: Colt history.
[1:20:21] Speaker 4: Like, okay, can there be like a lower third like
[1:20:23] Speaker 4: when we got drunk?
[1:20:26] Speaker 3: Black guy black in.
[1:20:27] Speaker 4: The rear view mirror, These these objects in the.
[1:20:30] Speaker 3: Rear view video mark the moment when each of us
[1:20:33] Speaker 3: got wasted. Have you gotten it? I'm wasted?
[1:20:38] Speaker 4: Can there be like a little Sims diamond over our
[1:20:40] Speaker 4: head when we got wasted?
[1:20:42] Speaker 3: To market to taken seriously, we're now a crazy breath?
[1:20:48] Speaker 4: Can I be the Carolines Harlequin diamond above my head?
[1:20:51] Speaker 4: So I got I got wasted approximately we all know
[1:20:54] Speaker 4: this three and a half hours ago, so that should
[1:20:56] Speaker 4: be over my head from the mo I just got scared.
[1:20:59] Speaker 4: I thought there was another light of drinks.
[1:21:02] Speaker 8: My heart.
[1:21:03] Speaker 3: You imagine can you imagine? A second round? Just came
[1:21:07] Speaker 3: and be like.
[1:21:11] Speaker 5: Hungry?
[1:21:13] Speaker 3: Okay, so what is that? We're all abby? I'm good.
[1:21:20] Speaker 2: I love.
[1:21:23] Speaker 3: Starving, starving. I'm so hungry. You don't even know. Thank you.
[1:21:27] Speaker 3: I love all would and everyone be like, he fucking sucks.
[1:21:32] Speaker 3: We always hated him.
[1:21:34] Speaker 4: I saw this.
[1:21:36] Speaker 2: You're not wrong, You're not wrong at all. All right,
[1:21:40] Speaker 2: it's time for Adam thinks. So honey, she's highly intelligent.
[1:21:47] Speaker 2: And if you if if if you had gotten divorced
[1:21:49] Speaker 2: from you or her has been, you would be proclaiming it.
[1:21:54] Speaker 2: Oh and Brittany is what do you think of Brittany
[1:21:56] Speaker 2: saying I won't film with her? About Meredith, who's like
[1:21:59] Speaker 2: on the show she said that Britney Fulton has never
[1:22:05] Speaker 2: touched a snowflake in her life.
[1:22:07] Speaker 3: I'm not filming with her.
[1:22:09] Speaker 4: She's guess what. The production team of Real House of
[1:22:13] Speaker 4: Salt Lake.
[1:22:13] Speaker 3: City, y'all have an interesting quandary.
[1:22:17] Speaker 4: Y'all have an interesting You know how they say the
[1:22:19] Speaker 4: restrictions of the sonnet make the poem.
[1:22:23] Speaker 2: You know how they say the restrictions are on one
[1:22:27] Speaker 2: the restrictions of what you call that pentameter.
[1:22:31] Speaker 4: It makes you you're forced to be creative because you
[1:22:36] Speaker 4: have restrictions.
[1:22:37] Speaker 2: Yes, thank you for making it eurocentric and not Asian centric.
[1:22:41] Speaker 2: Haikus do the same thing.
[1:22:43] Speaker 4: Haiku does the same thing. I'm not speaking on behalf
[1:22:46] Speaker 4: of the Haiku culture.
[1:22:47] Speaker 3: And you wouldn't I would never or else.
[1:22:50] Speaker 4: So it's like, guess what, editors.
[1:22:53] Speaker 3: And Sarah Sherman refuses to speak someone who is of
[1:22:58] Speaker 3: not that experience. Wait, so you're saying the limited limitation
[1:23:03] Speaker 3: now is that experience?
[1:23:06] Speaker 4: I am big pentameter.
[1:23:07] Speaker 3: I said that, Okay, we're losing the crew. He's watching
[1:23:11] Speaker 3: Fincher on his phone, so we got a hurry watching
[1:23:15] Speaker 3: quick Boys.
[1:23:16] Speaker 4: It's like, now, well, now that creativity must come from this.
[1:23:19] Speaker 4: Now there's a restriction, so now let's get creative. Meredith
[1:23:24] Speaker 4: called her an anti semitic, y'all speaking of Semitic experience. Meredith,
[1:23:29] Speaker 4: come on.
[1:23:30] Speaker 3: Girl, anti semitic was tough.
[1:23:33] Speaker 4: How was the deflection of the century. I'm gonna start
[1:23:36] Speaker 4: doing that next time. HR calls me into and says, Sarah,
[1:23:42] Speaker 4: let's let's talk about what you did today.
[1:23:45] Speaker 3: Well, you're anti semitic.
[1:23:46] Speaker 4: Yeah, you know why I am in this room, y'all
[1:23:49] Speaker 4: anti semitic. And if you're not watching my special, you're
[1:23:53] Speaker 4: anti Semitics.
[1:23:55] Speaker 3: I think it is time for I don't think so.
[1:23:57] Speaker 3: I want to stay really quickly before we before we
[1:24:00] Speaker 3: move on.
[1:24:01] Speaker 2: Osaka was giving Chicago, which is also another reason why
[1:24:04] Speaker 2: you would like to going comedy Town.
[1:24:05] Speaker 3: Stop, Sarah, comedy town canw system? Oh oh, it's amazing,
[1:24:11] Speaker 3: it's so good.
[1:24:11] Speaker 4: So why did you say that?
[1:24:13] Speaker 3: Would you say this system?
[1:24:17] Speaker 4: What did you say that?
[1:24:19] Speaker 3: Also?
[1:24:20] Speaker 2: Catch my little sult like take. Yeah, it was tough
[1:24:24] Speaker 2: to hear. There's a moment where I don't know if
[1:24:26] Speaker 2: you saw this, there's a moment where like the women
[1:24:29] Speaker 2: call out Meredith for always always blaming an unproduction. That's
[1:24:35] Speaker 2: Mary m Cosby is out here being like.
[1:24:38] Speaker 3: These this is our family. Why would you go after
[1:24:42] Speaker 3: these people? Production is our family. How does Meredith respond
[1:24:45] Speaker 3: to that? She she doesn't take it.
[1:24:47] Speaker 4: Well, well, again, I'm gonna say something crazy. What housewives
[1:24:52] Speaker 4: show would be good if we didn't have a woman
[1:24:56] Speaker 4: acting monstrously to the crew?
[1:24:58] Speaker 2: Understandable and she gets to say three takes only, and
[1:25:04] Speaker 2: I'm like, it's.
[1:25:06] Speaker 3: Do we listen?
[1:25:08] Speaker 4: I do not want any union labor workers to be
[1:25:13] Speaker 4: abused on set.
[1:25:15] Speaker 2: They work on a house five show and one of
[1:25:17] Speaker 2: them is going to be crazy, wouldn't it? Not that
[1:25:20] Speaker 2: she's crazy?
[1:25:21] Speaker 4: But we were like if there was a reality housewife
[1:25:24] Speaker 4: show and everyone is like, well, everyone acted like a
[1:25:28] Speaker 4: peach and I'm watching they all donated to.
[1:25:32] Speaker 2: The A C l U and yeah, and they're all
[1:25:39] Speaker 2: in mutual lead groups. And I think that what you're
[1:25:41] Speaker 2: going to see is a lot of women getting along
[1:25:45] Speaker 2: and a lot of growth. I think that what's going
[1:25:48] Speaker 2: to happen is you're going to see amazing vacations and
[1:25:54] Speaker 2: certainly emotional bloom even more than you thought they could.
[1:25:59] Speaker 2: A lot of emotional intelligence, a lot of patience.
[1:26:01] Speaker 4: You'd be like, great, I ain't realize I'd be watching
[1:26:04] Speaker 4: a screensaver.
[1:26:08] Speaker 3: Period. How are you the funniest bitch on the planet.
[1:26:11] Speaker 4: You're saying, it's straight space, straight.
[1:26:15] Speaker 3: Straight face.
[1:26:23] Speaker 2: I've got one you want to go past, I can
[1:26:26] Speaker 2: go first. Okay, y'all must agree with me. I'm talking to.
[1:26:31] Speaker 3: Okay, this is.
[1:26:34] Speaker 4: Get after this what I want to get?
[1:26:37] Speaker 3: A bug? After this bug? You're beat. This is bowen.
[1:26:42] Speaker 3: I don't think the money as time starts now, I
[1:26:43] Speaker 3: don't think so, honey.
[1:26:44] Speaker 2: The word restaurant, why do we call it that? It's
[1:26:48] Speaker 2: a crazy fucking word with the crazy fucking spelling. You
[1:26:53] Speaker 2: want to know what a restaurant is called in Mandarin Chinese?
[1:26:57] Speaker 2: The translation is meal store.
[1:27:01] Speaker 3: Thank you for the.
[1:27:02] Speaker 2: Literalism of that, because calling anything a restaurant automatically, like
[1:27:08] Speaker 2: borrowing from the French word for a restore, gives it
[1:27:11] Speaker 2: a false sense of thirty seconds. I'm not restored at
[1:27:15] Speaker 2: a restaurant. Most of the time, I'm stressed the fuck
[1:27:18] Speaker 2: out because It took me three weeks in advance to
[1:27:21] Speaker 2: book this on Rezi and I get there and I'm like, well,
[1:27:24] Speaker 2: I guess I have to have the most mind blowing
[1:27:26] Speaker 2: experience of my life fifteen seconds. Even though it's a
[1:27:30] Speaker 2: place where it sells mid food at best, a restaurant,
[1:27:36] Speaker 2: it's a crazy word. It's too fancy. Sometimes the place
[1:27:39] Speaker 2: isn't fancy enough to merit or warrant the word and
[1:27:43] Speaker 2: title of restaurant, and that's okay. Sometimes it's a hole
[1:27:46] Speaker 2: in the wall and I just want a little a
[1:27:47] Speaker 2: little thing that comes out in a metal tray, and
[1:27:50] Speaker 2: that's fine, But that qualifies as a restaurant and shouldn't
[1:27:52] Speaker 2: be called that.
[1:27:53] Speaker 3: And that's when the word linguistically it does not bear
[1:27:56] Speaker 3: the weight of what that service center.
[1:27:59] Speaker 2: I'm an spell the word restaurant right now, and I
[1:28:02] Speaker 2: need you spelling bee spot spelling be style to say,
[1:28:06] Speaker 2: if I got it right, restaurant r E s T
[1:28:11] Speaker 2: a U r a n T restaurant.
[1:28:15] Speaker 3: That is correct, okay, because you never know what.
[1:28:20] Speaker 4: Is it?
[1:28:20] Speaker 2: Restaurant's resto hunt instead of restaurant.
[1:28:26] Speaker 3: I think it's ten letters for three syllables. That racially right.
[1:28:31] Speaker 4: It should be restaurant.
[1:28:33] Speaker 3: Restaurant. We should just call it dinner. Going to dinner,
[1:28:37] Speaker 3: sup up supper? When would you call something supper when
[1:28:42] Speaker 3: there's pheasant? When you're Canadian, when there's how are you
[1:28:49] Speaker 3: the funniest on the planet. I don't even know how
[1:28:51] Speaker 3: your brain got there?
[1:28:53] Speaker 4: The American?
[1:28:54] Speaker 3: When would you call it supper when there's pheasant?
[1:28:58] Speaker 2: Like?
[1:28:58] Speaker 4: What that is?
[1:29:00] Speaker 2: When you call it supper? When you're eating something from
[1:29:02] Speaker 2: a fucking spoon? That's how I picture supper supper time.
[1:29:08] Speaker 2: There better be a spoon on the table. Oh my god,
[1:29:11] Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
[1:29:12] Speaker 4: There better be a stew and I better have my
[1:29:14] Speaker 4: like my like it's it's like peasant fair, like Grandma's had.
[1:29:21] Speaker 3: Peasants for peasants. I want to go.
[1:29:28] Speaker 1: To.
[1:29:29] Speaker 3: Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so many
[1:29:32] Speaker 3: as time starts now, I don't think so honey, that
[1:29:35] Speaker 3: AI is in Google Gmail.
[1:29:39] Speaker 2: I don't like that because and I learned this from
[1:29:43] Speaker 2: Lauri from shark Tank, because she put up a very
[1:29:46] Speaker 2: helpful reel about how to disable the AI settings on
[1:29:49] Speaker 2: your Gmail. And I think everyone should do this because
[1:29:52] Speaker 2: I don't need AI to be reading my emails and
[1:29:56] Speaker 2: seeing everything in my Gmail, and then like I get
[1:30:00] Speaker 2: an email from a friend and AI was like, oh,
[1:30:02] Speaker 2: this is basically what it says.
[1:30:04] Speaker 3: I didn't fucking ask for that.
[1:30:06] Speaker 2: I feel like you should have to turn on an
[1:30:08] Speaker 2: AI setting in a Gmail and it not just be
[1:30:12] Speaker 2: an assumed thing that I want AI to deduce for me.
[1:30:16] Speaker 3: Oh, this is basically what this text says. This is
[1:30:18] Speaker 3: basically what this email says.
[1:30:20] Speaker 2: No, because then you're gonna miss a joke, a turn
[1:30:22] Speaker 2: of phrase, a little informative thing that's an addition.
[1:30:26] Speaker 3: Yes, don't using your brain they want you to do that.
[1:30:31] Speaker 3: I don't think so, honey, And that's one minute. Thank you.
[1:30:35] Speaker 2: I feel like it's just it's we're starting to accept
[1:30:40] Speaker 2: this idea that everything is supposed to be just summarized
[1:30:43] Speaker 2: or abridged.
[1:30:44] Speaker 3: For us by a thing that is proven to not
[1:30:47] Speaker 3: be correct. What happened to Jena se Qua?
[1:30:54] Speaker 4: What happened to that? Oh, I'm looking at my texts.
[1:30:58] Speaker 4: It's saying bon Yang is expressing affection and is inquiring
[1:31:02] Speaker 4: about Oh.
[1:31:06] Speaker 2: You don't have to do all that. It's really like,
[1:31:09] Speaker 2: I really feel like it's gonna end up with like
[1:31:15] Speaker 2: us being completely ineft at understanding reading.
[1:31:20] Speaker 3: We're not gonna be able to read anymore at this
[1:31:22] Speaker 3: rate reading.
[1:31:24] Speaker 2: And thank you Laurie from Shark Tank because she actually
[1:31:27] Speaker 2: walked through how to disable this setting on the on
[1:31:30] Speaker 2: the Gmail and please go to her Instagram where she
[1:31:33] Speaker 2: does a reel about this and she says at the end,
[1:31:34] Speaker 2: I care about you go.
[1:31:35] Speaker 4: To Instagram look back at your leaves.
[1:31:37] Speaker 3: Well, yeah, don't go to Instagram.
[1:31:40] Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, it's like I have really been
[1:31:44] Speaker 2: shook lately by just how much.
[1:31:48] Speaker 3: They they want you to just accept.
[1:31:51] Speaker 2: Yeah, don't, don't, don't use your brain, be dumbed down,
[1:31:55] Speaker 2: accept this little thing. No, you're you're You're in Sarah
[1:31:57] Speaker 2: sult psychosis. Yeah, constantly if you're relying on AI. And
[1:32:02] Speaker 2: by the way, it's so boring to talk about, but
[1:32:04] Speaker 2: also you have to talk about it because it's everwhare
[1:32:06] Speaker 2: So my YouTube algorithm is purely videos of these are
[1:32:10] Speaker 2: the best RPGs to play. Fine, I'm watching every single video,
[1:32:15] Speaker 2: But now what I'm noticing is, oh, this is This
[1:32:18] Speaker 2: was written by chat JPT because you know what the
[1:32:21] Speaker 2: tell is. This is for everyone in the room and
[1:32:23] Speaker 2: everyone at home. This is the tell when something is
[1:32:25] Speaker 2: written by A. Because I was like, I'm going insane.
[1:32:29] Speaker 2: This is the syntax for everything written by AI, including
[1:32:32] Speaker 2: Gemini and what ell whatever?
[1:32:34] Speaker 3: What's the other one? What have you? It isn't A,
[1:32:39] Speaker 3: it's B. Do you know what I mean?
[1:32:41] Speaker 2: It's like, that's not a martini, that's a drink. That's
[1:32:46] Speaker 2: a gorgeous, savory cold soup.
[1:32:49] Speaker 3: It's like.
[1:32:50] Speaker 2: That is the way AI thinks it's being profound by
[1:32:53] Speaker 2: being like, it's not this, it's that.
[1:32:56] Speaker 4: Look, I have consciousness. I can determine there's a different
[1:33:00] Speaker 4: in between two things.
[1:33:01] Speaker 3: But the way it the way it denotes that difference
[1:33:04] Speaker 3: is it's not this. Can I ask a.
[1:33:09] Speaker 2: Question, when has there ever been a piece of like,
[1:33:12] Speaker 2: when has there ever been like a movie, a television show,
[1:33:15] Speaker 2: whatever that was like here comes to AI and it
[1:33:19] Speaker 2: ended positive?
[1:33:20] Speaker 3: Literally, When have we seen one example of like this being.
[1:33:25] Speaker 2: Introduced into society and it ends in a way that
[1:33:27] Speaker 2: isn't total destruction?
[1:33:30] Speaker 3: Never where do we think this is going? I'm shook.
[1:33:35] Speaker 3: What people just want to march towards day?
[1:33:39] Speaker 5: People are so stupid.
[1:33:41] Speaker 4: Boyfriend, your boyfriend, he has a Google that I don't
[1:33:46] Speaker 4: really know what it's called. It's called like duck dug
[1:33:47] Speaker 4: boots or something that is like a Google without AI.
[1:33:51] Speaker 3: Duck dug boots, goose, don't ask AI. I'm so sorry.
[1:34:02] Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to make well.
[1:34:03] Speaker 4: I said duck duck boots, didn't.
[1:34:04] Speaker 2: I, and now duck duck Michael Rappaport sending me boots now,
[1:34:10] Speaker 2: I want to I want to point out that your boyfriend, yes,
[1:34:13] Speaker 2: is doing the most anti AI thing ever, which is
[1:34:16] Speaker 2: he's going to school.
[1:34:17] Speaker 4: For maps and geography. Bitch, that's the mountains, that's the land.
[1:34:21] Speaker 2: I don't see do I see AI around because we
[1:34:25] Speaker 2: think werver You're thinking, oh, yeah, we've.
[1:34:27] Speaker 3: Mapped the whole sphere.
[1:34:29] Speaker 4: And geography is about things are real and they're happening
[1:34:32] Speaker 4: in your world right now.
[1:34:34] Speaker 3: Yes, it's dynamic and we don't know anything about the ocean.
[1:34:38] Speaker 5: I don't.
[1:34:38] Speaker 4: It's chilling me to my bones. Also, how many people
[1:34:42] Speaker 4: I'm grandma on the computer because I'm going I'm so
[1:34:45] Speaker 4: not going on with it knowing what's going on with AI.
[1:34:48] Speaker 4: I'm so not going No.
[1:34:52] Speaker 3: Bars by the way, bars by the way.
[1:34:55] Speaker 4: I wouldn't even know if something is chat GBT coded
[1:34:59] Speaker 4: because I'm so like, I'm still Grandma on the computer. Baby,
[1:35:06] Speaker 4: you're telling me so many vending machine that takes a
[1:35:14] Speaker 4: live shrimp out of the vending machine, fries it.
[1:35:18] Speaker 3: And wait, what are you talking about? What I'm telling
[1:35:22] Speaker 3: you that.
[1:35:25] Speaker 4: No vending machine, live shrimp. The claw picks up a
[1:35:31] Speaker 4: live shrimp, fries it and then it comes out the way,
[1:35:33] Speaker 4: and I'm going, oh my god, this is amazing.
[1:35:37] Speaker 3: It's time for Sarah Sherman. I don't think so, honey.
[1:35:40] Speaker 4: I don't think so honey.
[1:35:43] Speaker 3: Fuck, this is.
[1:35:45] Speaker 2: Sarah Glory the Sharks. A thing about how you get
[1:35:49] Speaker 2: those settings off your email. That's all I want to say.
[1:35:52] Speaker 2: Not praising billionaires. This is Sarah Sherman's I don't think
[1:35:56] Speaker 2: so honey. Her time starts now.
[1:35:59] Speaker 4: I do not think so honey. People who complain about
[1:36:04] Speaker 4: oh my uber driver talked to me today, Oh shut up.
[1:36:07] Speaker 3: Oh shut up.
[1:36:09] Speaker 4: You're in here.
[1:36:09] Speaker 3: That's a human beer.
[1:36:11] Speaker 4: Have a conversation. Oh, I don't want to talk to anyone.
[1:36:14] Speaker 4: My life is open. I'mself, I'm running around. My life
[1:36:17] Speaker 4: is so busy. I have to move so fat fucking
[1:36:19] Speaker 4: have a goddamn fucking conversation. What's your fucking problem? Hey,
[1:36:23] Speaker 4: how was your day? Oh it's good.
[1:36:25] Speaker 2: What do you do?
[1:36:25] Speaker 4: You know what I say? When someone asked me what
[1:36:27] Speaker 4: I do? I go, I'm on Saturday night, Rive Biggo.
[1:36:29] Speaker 4: What is that?
[1:36:30] Speaker 3: I go?
[1:36:31] Speaker 4: Well, it's a weekly variety comedy show. Whatever. You don't
[1:36:35] Speaker 4: want anyone to talk to you, then take the fucking train.
[1:36:38] Speaker 4: People are gonna talk to you on the train. Do
[1:36:39] Speaker 4: with it. Talk to the meg If you don't want
[1:36:41] Speaker 4: that to talk to you on the train. Fu your
[1:36:43] Speaker 4: clothes off, shot in your hands, smeared all over your body.
[1:36:46] Speaker 4: Be the person on the train that nobody wants to
[1:36:48] Speaker 4: talk to.
[1:36:48] Speaker 5: You can do it.
[1:36:50] Speaker 4: You don't want people to talk to you, start acting
[1:36:52] Speaker 4: like it.
[1:36:52] Speaker 3: Move to a fucking farm and to talk fucking farm,
[1:36:56] Speaker 3: have a.
[1:36:56] Speaker 4: Cow, that's my time, and have a fucking just talked about.
[1:37:05] Speaker 3: To take a ship, spirital over yourself. Absolutely, you're fucked.
[1:37:14] Speaker 4: And listen. Sometimes I someone gives me an inch and
[1:37:17] Speaker 4: I take a mile. So lest and I were in
[1:37:19] Speaker 4: the bathroom a Panera when we were coming back from
[1:37:22] Speaker 4: our trip. You and eighties.
[1:37:24] Speaker 3: So you do take trips. We take trips. Yeah, that
[1:37:28] Speaker 3: was a trip that bond. Did you enjoy it?
[1:37:30] Speaker 4: Time in my life? I think about it. Every day.
[1:37:32] Speaker 3: Have to do it.
[1:37:33] Speaker 4: I had fun three years ago in the bathroom.
[1:37:38] Speaker 3: I remember that Panera. Literally, I get wasted in black
[1:37:43] Speaker 3: What today today?
[1:37:46] Speaker 4: Yeah? You sit there for the rest of the day.
[1:37:48] Speaker 4: We leave you. No, I'm just gonna think about some
[1:37:50] Speaker 4: things I get.
[1:37:52] Speaker 3: I'm really angry and passed.
[1:37:54] Speaker 4: I literally saw a woman in the bathroom at Panera goes,
[1:37:58] Speaker 4: love your pants.
[1:38:00] Speaker 3: So I said, what did you do?
[1:38:05] Speaker 4: This woman's like, wants to go to the bath. Passage goes,
[1:38:09] Speaker 4: I like your pants. I basically stop her dead in
[1:38:13] Speaker 4: her tracks, and I'm like, wow, I got them on
[1:38:15] Speaker 4: email on this. You know, I searched, and I searched
[1:38:19] Speaker 4: clown pants on anybody. I'm actually there is like let
[1:38:23] Speaker 4: the woman.
[1:38:24] Speaker 3: Let the woman go.
[1:38:25] Speaker 2: She was you put me in you rolling your eyes back.
[1:38:32] Speaker 2: We did this when Aga was on the podcast. We
[1:38:34] Speaker 2: read one of our sketches that never got packed. You
[1:38:35] Speaker 2: know you don't want sketch. I want to I want
[1:38:37] Speaker 2: to read.
[1:38:38] Speaker 4: What successing that?
[1:38:41] Speaker 3: No pain zep girl? Do you want to read? Do
[1:38:47] Speaker 3: I get to play? Yes? Well guess what.
[1:38:50] Speaker 4: I don't have my phone on me because I am.
[1:38:52] Speaker 3: Going to send you hold on, hold on, hold on me.
[1:38:54] Speaker 3: Nothing okay, I can get my phone. No, I'm gonna
[1:38:57] Speaker 3: I'm gonna send Becca this.
[1:38:59] Speaker 4: But see how big and encumberating my focus?
[1:39:03] Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no, we'll come around this. Wait.
[1:39:05] Speaker 3: Can you read this? And if it flops, then we'll
[1:39:07] Speaker 3: just cut this out.
[1:39:07] Speaker 4: If it flops, I want people to know why.
[1:39:10] Speaker 3: All right, I sent it air drop failed. Hold on,
[1:39:14] Speaker 3: hold on? You did here, Tyler? Okay, what's my role? Okay?
[1:39:19] Speaker 2: You I'm gonna read stage direction and then you Sarah
[1:39:23] Speaker 2: read Sarah, you read Shane.
[1:39:27] Speaker 3: I wrote that we were just when goes. This is great,
[1:39:30] Speaker 3: This is great, and then you read all the other parts.
[1:39:33] Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, So I'm just Shane. You're Shane and
[1:39:37] Speaker 2: everyone else Shane and everyone else.
[1:39:39] Speaker 3: Huh.
[1:39:40] Speaker 4: This is Keenan's favorite.
[1:39:40] Speaker 3: This is Keenan sarahs guy.
[1:39:41] Speaker 2: Wait, so so then I'm also Heidi and andrewid. I'm
[1:39:45] Speaker 2: gonna read all you have to do the voice. But
[1:39:47] Speaker 2: then i'm yes, and that's okay.
[1:39:49] Speaker 4: I'm reading.
[1:39:50] Speaker 3: I'm reading stage.
[1:39:50] Speaker 2: Direction, but you have to do everyone's voice. Took Okay,
[1:39:54] Speaker 2: open on exterior pain stip Studio. We go Live Shane
[1:39:58] Speaker 2: with Willie Nelson Braid's leads. It's a painting session. Andrew Ago,
[1:40:02] Speaker 2: Heidi Bone and Sarah are sitting at canvases. All right, folks,
[1:40:05] Speaker 2: thanks for coming to the plastered palette. My name, as
[1:40:08] Speaker 2: you know, is Rachel Dolozov. No relation as you know, cell.
[1:40:16] Speaker 3: You said as you know twice and we definitely don't know.
[1:40:20] Speaker 3: We're just meeting you.
[1:40:22] Speaker 2: And also also you know, I was dropped on my
[1:40:26] Speaker 2: penis as a child, So if it becomes just spontaneously
[1:40:29] Speaker 2: aroused during our session, you can't take legal action against
[1:40:33] Speaker 2: me because it's a disability. Long beat knocks on the
[1:40:36] Speaker 2: table twice, eh, Heny who We're thrilled to host this
[1:40:44] Speaker 2: corporate offside for Uniceal adhesives.
[1:40:47] Speaker 3: You guys ready to paint and sit?
[1:40:49] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[1:40:50] Speaker 4: Where the brush is at?
[1:40:51] Speaker 3: Come on now, amazing balls.
[1:40:54] Speaker 2: Now, in addition to your drinks, you should have a
[1:40:56] Speaker 2: water cup to clean your brushes. Oh so I shouldn't
[1:41:00] Speaker 2: paint with my wine and sit my paint.
[1:41:03] Speaker 3: Definitely not. I'm just joshing, y'elle.
[1:41:07] Speaker 2: Wouldn't waste the drop of this veno me either, not
[1:41:11] Speaker 2: after the drought ravage those vineyards. I know climate change
[1:41:16] Speaker 2: is good.
[1:41:17] Speaker 3: Say no more?
[1:41:18] Speaker 4: What those icebergs melt, Those fat ass polar bears could
[1:41:21] Speaker 4: stand to swim, some appen.
[1:41:23] Speaker 2: And Greta Thunberg could stand at tripped as the four
[1:41:26] Speaker 2: with those iebags. They're not Gucci, honey, they're puffy.
[1:41:29] Speaker 3: Know what I'm saying? Musing theme? They interrupted, confused and
[1:41:33] Speaker 3: they dumped to the Rockey clears.
[1:41:35] Speaker 2: They're the wrong takeaway guys, say no more, the wrong
[1:41:39] Speaker 2: takeaway guys, and they.
[1:41:42] Speaker 3: Have their own theme song. Awesome. Now, who wants to
[1:41:46] Speaker 3: see what we're painting tonight? It's a dog on the beach.
[1:41:54] Speaker 3: Shane turned his easel. Oh now that's cute. All right,
[1:41:57] Speaker 3: now that's cute. Oh my gosh. It looks just like
[1:42:00] Speaker 3: your chihuahua, Pauline.
[1:42:02] Speaker 5: It does you know?
[1:42:04] Speaker 2: Ever since we rescued Pauline, it's like did we rescue
[1:42:07] Speaker 2: her or did she say no more?
[1:42:09] Speaker 3: O shop, don't adopt, don't want any damage.
[1:42:12] Speaker 2: A little free dragging their traumas and open moods into motaw.
[1:42:17] Speaker 3: Purebreads are bust.
[1:42:18] Speaker 4: I want a dog, I can show off at the grove.
[1:42:22] Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, Uh, he's talking on the phone. Uh, Mom,
[1:42:27] Speaker 2: I'm gonna be home late tonight. Something amazing is happening?
[1:42:31] Speaker 2: Greg and Cheg What are you guys drinking?
[1:42:34] Speaker 4: We've been shot gunning our dooles since seven am.
[1:42:37] Speaker 3: The shotgun two beers.
[1:42:39] Speaker 2: You guys are shot gunning non alcoholic beer. Oh wait,
[1:42:43] Speaker 2: I have on here that the session was for six people.
[1:42:46] Speaker 3: Are we missing someone?
[1:42:47] Speaker 2: Yeah? Our officer, our office manager. Kyle's flight got delayed. God,
[1:42:51] Speaker 2: air traveler is so screwed up lately. We really need
[1:42:55] Speaker 2: to start driving planes on the ground like cars to
[1:42:57] Speaker 2: stop them from blowing up in the sky in her.
[1:43:01] Speaker 3: Hurting birds. Say no more and get rid of.
[1:43:04] Speaker 4: The black boxes. Let it be a mystery.
[1:43:08] Speaker 2: No, no, we don't know what you're saying. Planes as cars?
[1:43:13] Speaker 2: How would that work? We live in Manhattan, Sata Moore.
[1:43:16] Speaker 2: They should pull your Central park and build.
[1:43:19] Speaker 3: A new per all hell the sun?
[1:43:23] Speaker 2: God raw, Can I ask what Greg and Shag do
[1:43:27] Speaker 2: with the company. They're the founder CEOs. We're a blue
[1:43:30] Speaker 2: company and they own a big horse farm.
[1:43:33] Speaker 4: My boy, we finished our painting.
[1:43:35] Speaker 2: They flip their canvases to reveal paintings of a priest
[1:43:38] Speaker 2: behind bars?
[1:43:40] Speaker 3: Is that a priest in jail?
[1:43:42] Speaker 2: Oh?
[1:43:42] Speaker 3: My god? That belongs in Sata Moore In the louver.
[1:43:45] Speaker 3: I was gonna say in the Garpege read my lips.
[1:43:49] Speaker 4: Read and read Church and state post haste, but privatize prison.
[1:43:53] Speaker 3: That's enough.
[1:43:55] Speaker 2: We thought this would bring us together as a team,
[1:43:57] Speaker 2: but your wrong takeaways are tearing us apart.
[1:44:00] Speaker 3: So we quit.
[1:44:03] Speaker 2: Wait, guys, Greg and Chag just want to express themselves
[1:44:07] Speaker 2: and this place is more than pain and sip.
[1:44:09] Speaker 3: It's a pain. Sip and listen and forgive.
[1:44:14] Speaker 2: Wow.
[1:44:15] Speaker 3: We're sorry, Well this is wow. We're sorry we yelled
[1:44:19] Speaker 3: at you. Greg and Cheg. You guys really are good bosses.
[1:44:22] Speaker 3: Even if we disagree sometimes say no more. A multitude
[1:44:26] Speaker 3: of opinions makes us stronger as a team. Wow, that's
[1:44:29] Speaker 3: actually true. On opposite day, guys, wrong takeaway, guys, Look, guys,
[1:44:38] Speaker 3: I painted two girls kissing. Shane grabs his crotch. Ah,
[1:44:43] Speaker 3: my disability.
[1:44:45] Speaker 4: Not one laugh. There's twelve people in the room.
[1:44:52] Speaker 5: No one laughing.
[1:44:54] Speaker 3: No, I saw some smiles because I don't think.
[1:44:58] Speaker 2: I don't know, because I I think because I read
[1:45:00] Speaker 2: all the other parts, people can't tell.
[1:45:03] Speaker 4: But I do think we should keep the entire thing
[1:45:07] Speaker 4: what Gregan Cheg is confused.
[1:45:10] Speaker 3: Greg and Chagg, they're the founder CEOs of a glue company. Honestly,
[1:45:15] Speaker 3: I think it works. I think we keep it in.
[1:45:17] Speaker 3: I wish in retrospect I had done more different kinds
[1:45:21] Speaker 3: of cold read. You were amazing, And I kept.
[1:45:24] Speaker 4: Seeing the name Shane and thinking it said Sarah because
[1:45:27] Speaker 4: I'm blackout start. I would start to do the line
[1:45:31] Speaker 4: and go, now that's the celebrity host mama, So why
[1:45:38] Speaker 4: did that go straight to air?
[1:45:40] Speaker 2: I tabled it, like, by the way, please watch the
[1:45:45] Speaker 2: incident on YouTube. A Cuver time sketch that I think
[1:45:50] Speaker 2: is it stands as one of your best, it's one
[1:45:52] Speaker 2: of my best.
[1:45:53] Speaker 3: And I was Tan Taylor.
[1:45:58] Speaker 4: She's literally someone I love your shirt. She'd be like,
[1:46:02] Speaker 4: you can have it, literally shirt off your back vibes
[1:46:07] Speaker 4: she I've always Also, I would just be like looking
[1:46:12] Speaker 4: at her because she's beautiful all day.
[1:46:15] Speaker 2: The most gorgeous is is she like she really feels
[1:46:18] Speaker 2: like she carries the light, Like she's like comes in
[1:46:19] Speaker 2: a room and is like gorgeous and it's a beautiful experience.
[1:46:22] Speaker 4: Yes, and she wears like big baggy pants and baggy coats,
[1:46:26] Speaker 4: but you're like, I can see right through this baggy coats.
[1:46:29] Speaker 4: You're the most beautiful body in America.
[1:46:31] Speaker 3: Yeah, she really does that.
[1:46:32] Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, every time you see her,
[1:46:34] Speaker 2: you're like, I fucking forgot you are crazy hot.
[1:46:39] Speaker 4: I'm gonna pull a stunt and wear that exact dress
[1:46:41] Speaker 4: on my fat ass and really, heads will turn.
[1:46:44] Speaker 3: What fat ass are you talking about?
[1:46:46] Speaker 5: Girl?
[1:46:47] Speaker 4: I'm fat like a Christmas house. We have to go.
[1:46:52] Speaker 2: This is historic, a wonderful mic. No, I don't think
[1:46:58] Speaker 2: we have no how many episodes? Literally five hundred over
[1:47:02] Speaker 2: five hundred.
[1:47:03] Speaker 3: We missed it.
[1:47:03] Speaker 2: We definitely missed from hundredth We're well over it. Sarah
[1:47:08] Speaker 2: Sherman watched it four forty was actually four hundred. We
[1:47:11] Speaker 2: are forty episodes over our four hundred.
[1:47:14] Speaker 3: No, we're so over away.
[1:47:15] Speaker 2: We might as well just wait until six hundred because
[1:47:18] Speaker 2: we're about to celebrate our ten year anniversary, which kind
[1:47:20] Speaker 2: of is the five hundred.
[1:47:22] Speaker 3: But it's like Nicole Kidman. No, we end every episode
[1:47:28] Speaker 3: with the song.
[1:47:29] Speaker 8: Actually yeah, but you feeling feeling the same boy want
[1:47:44] Speaker 8: to you know, gotta let it go because my.
[1:47:46] Speaker 4: Body let him Ben deep.
[1:47:56] Speaker 3: Don't you know it's best weep but with you. I
[1:48:00] Speaker 3: hate the thought of a beer with someone else, but
[1:48:03] Speaker 3: you know that it's over.
[1:48:15] Speaker 5: What a You co.
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