# Rewind with Karen & Georgia - 86: Live at the Enmore Theatre

An episode of [My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1074507850), 4 Mar 2026, 1 h 24 min.

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It's time to Rewind with Karen & Georgia! This week, K & G recap Episode 86: Live at the Enmore Theatre. Georgia covered serial killer Auntie Thally and Karen unraveled the Shark Arm Murder. Tune in for all-new commentary, case updates and more! Whether you've listened a thousand times or you're new to the show, join the conversation as we look back on our old episodes and discuss the life lessons we’ve learned along the way. Head to social media to share your favorite moments from this episode! Instagram: instagram.com/myfavoritemurder Facebook: facebook.com/myfavoritemurder TikTok: tiktok.com/@my_favorite_murder Now with updated sources and photos: https://www.myfavoritemurder.com/episodes My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. The Exactly Right podcast network provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics, including true crime, comedy, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:16] Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Rewind with Karen and Georgia.
[0:21] Speaker 2: That's right, it's Wednesday, and that means we are here
[0:24] Speaker 2: recapping our old shows with all new commentary, updates and insights.
[0:28] Speaker 1: Today we're looking back on episode eighty six, which we
[0:31] Speaker 1: named Live at the en More Theater.
[0:34] Speaker 2: That's right, and we named it that because we are
[0:37] Speaker 2: in Sydney, Australia. This was one of the greatest live
[0:41] Speaker 2: shows we have ever done. I'm just going to say it.
[0:44] Speaker 2: The episode originally came out September fourteenth, twenty seventeen.
[0:48] Speaker 1: All right, let's listen to the intro of episode eighty six.
[1:22] Speaker 1: What's up Sydney. We finally got that right, We finally
[1:29] Speaker 1: did it right. Tonight's to night.
[1:31] Speaker 2: Oh shit, guys, DM, what's up? What's been up with
[1:37] Speaker 2: you guys lately?
[1:38] Speaker 1: What's your weekend?
[1:39] Speaker 2: How's things been going with you? Like, Oh, it's so
[1:42] Speaker 2: exciting to be here.
[1:44] Speaker 1: Have you ever had every single one of your triggers
[1:48] Speaker 1: triggered every one time? Cuz I have.
[1:55] Speaker 2: I'm gonna start this show by saying, this is my
[1:59] Speaker 2: favorite murdering a true crime podcast. That's that's also a
[2:10] Speaker 2: comedy broadcast, which is a difficult and complex combination.
[2:17] Speaker 1: And they're they're in there, we together.
[2:19] Speaker 2: And you simply must trust us that we're good people.
[2:28] Speaker 2: That's just for the newbies. That's just for the people
[2:31] Speaker 2: who are forced here or who saw something in the
[2:33] Speaker 2: newspaper and they were like, let's roll the dice.
[2:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, I love podcasts, this American Life. Love that podcast.
[2:40] Speaker 1: Let's go to this one.
[2:41] Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mark Maren, that's oh all right, I'll
[2:45] Speaker 2: go to a pot live podcast.
[2:47] Speaker 1: Yes, let's see what happens. Uh So we we wanted
[2:51] Speaker 1: to tell you guys what happened last night, just to
[2:54] Speaker 1: kind of address.
[2:55] Speaker 2: It, because at this point the rumors are so insane.
[3:01] Speaker 2: It's a little it's a little bit crazy. Georgia looked
[3:06] Speaker 2: on the way over here. Georgia looked her phone and
[3:07] Speaker 2: she goes, oh, now they're saying I walked off stage.
[3:10] Speaker 2: It's just like, hold on, what is happening.
[3:13] Speaker 1: I didn't I wanted to, never wanted to more my life.
[3:19] Speaker 3: Uh.
[3:20] Speaker 1: We started the show by talking about plucking chin hairs as.
[3:25] Speaker 2: You do, I mean, who doesn't do that?
[3:28] Speaker 1: Again?
[3:28] Speaker 2: Comedy, True crime, Comedy Live podcast, and then.
[3:33] Speaker 1: Karen did a great lighthearted murder that's how I do
[3:38] Speaker 1: it such a thing, and then I didn't. I was
[3:43] Speaker 1: doing this thing where like I did I did Jill
[3:47] Speaker 1: mar the night before. Yep, that's exactly what happened.
[3:50] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3:52] Speaker 1: So I was like, well, this time I'm going to
[3:53] Speaker 1: go in a different direction.
[3:55] Speaker 2: Oh, let me just stop you by saying that anyone again?
[3:59] Speaker 1: Who am be?
[4:00] Speaker 2: New? She did Jill mart And when we did our
[4:04] Speaker 2: meet and greet, which is where we get a lot
[4:06] Speaker 2: of feedback, and we love to hear feedback and people
[4:09] Speaker 2: tell us what they think, every single person was like,
[4:11] Speaker 2: I was so scared that you were doing that, and
[4:13] Speaker 2: you did it great, And it's obviously no, no, no, no,
[4:17] Speaker 2: it's okay.
[4:18] Speaker 1: But I mean, like, the one thing we talk about
[4:21] Speaker 1: all the time is that we're here to represent and
[4:24] Speaker 1: support the victims. A comedy is not around that. So
[4:28] Speaker 1: I think I'm okay with the way I did. But
[4:30] Speaker 1: then I I touched a Nerve's the next last night.
[4:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, and there was somebody in the audience who clearly
[4:39] Speaker 2: was having Where's Out for the weekend and made a
[4:44] Speaker 2: bad entertainment choice, you know what.
[4:47] Speaker 1: To know what I had that happened some fucking sweet
[4:50] Speaker 1: hardcore murdering. I was like, fuck, I have to work tonight,
[4:52] Speaker 1: Uncle Dave, listen, Aunt.
[4:56] Speaker 2: Julie to tickets.
[4:57] Speaker 1: You guys love horror movies, You're really a horror movies.
[5:00] Speaker 1: You guys love comedy. I feel like you might enjoy
[5:04] Speaker 1: this thing.
[5:04] Speaker 2: And that Murderina was wrong, Yeah, deeply wrong. Yeah uh
[5:11] Speaker 2: really at the end of the day, what happened is
[5:13] Speaker 2: and as a person who's done stand up comedy for
[5:16] Speaker 2: us right one hundred years, we just got heckled. I
[5:20] Speaker 2: mean that's at the long and the short of it.
[5:21] Speaker 2: It's there's been There's been a lot of words used
[5:25] Speaker 2: to describe what happened that I think are inaccurate, because
[5:28] Speaker 2: just it was a guy yelling this is shite. And
[5:31] Speaker 2: although it's rude and jarring and upsetting, it's still not
[5:36] Speaker 2: like AsSalt or anything, you know what I mean. Like,
[5:38] Speaker 2: it's just a person going fuck this. The only thing
[5:41] Speaker 2: was really Yeah, he was mad, and also he had
[5:45] Speaker 2: like the lungs of Pavarotti. He was the loudiest person
[5:51] Speaker 2: I've ever heard speak.
[5:52] Speaker 1: And if you can imagine, all these Murderinos were like
[5:55] Speaker 1: like this, what the you know, in their minds, what
[5:58] Speaker 1: the fuck? But we were all like what the fuck?
[6:00] Speaker 1: The fuck?
[6:01] Speaker 2: Everyone was like what the fuck for a while, yeah,
[6:04] Speaker 2: and and he It seemed like it went on for
[6:07] Speaker 2: twenty five minutes. It was probably twenty seconds, and then
[6:10] Speaker 2: they just tied tailed it out of there, and then
[6:12] Speaker 2: we had to like sit in it for a little while.
[6:16] Speaker 1: I did start crying that art is true.
[6:18] Speaker 2: Well, it was upsetting because he was yelling at her.
[6:22] Speaker 2: And also it was this moment where, like it happens
[6:25] Speaker 2: all the time in this podcast, we were talking about
[6:28] Speaker 2: something incredibly sensitive and then one of us fucks up
[6:31] Speaker 2: and the other one makes fun of that person, and
[6:34] Speaker 2: they interpreted that as us laughing at someone's death, which
[6:40] Speaker 2: makes sense logistically, you know what I mean. It's like
[6:43] Speaker 2: these these it's not we didn't argue it, you know
[6:46] Speaker 2: what I mean, because that's that was what was happening,
[6:49] Speaker 2: But it also was not what was happening in the
[6:51] Speaker 2: least so.
[6:52] Speaker 1: And then Karen, fuck I just looked at her and
[6:54] Speaker 1: I was like, what you fucking like a champ took
[6:58] Speaker 1: over and like said the most eloquent, wonderful thing, and
[7:01] Speaker 1: it was so nice. It meant so much to me. Listen,
[7:04] Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm so fucking happy you're on
[7:07] Speaker 1: my team, and I'm so lucky that you have my
[7:10] Speaker 1: back and.
[7:10] Speaker 2: It's me and I'm not pandering.
[7:12] Speaker 1: Look, I'm just Pandora.
[7:17] Speaker 2: I trained at the Improv Olympic for twenty two years now,
[7:22] Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
[7:24] Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's.
[7:24] Speaker 2: Just like, you know what in my for me, I've
[7:28] Speaker 2: come from a family of incredibly loud yellers. So it
[7:31] Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, Thanksgiving again. I was just like,
[7:35] Speaker 2: are you done? Okay, we get your volume.
[7:39] Speaker 1: Anger. No, I'm not like that.
[7:42] Speaker 2: No, that's not her experience.
[7:43] Speaker 1: No. But yeah, So.
[7:47] Speaker 2: There's also people who were like, don't quit the podcast.
[7:50] Speaker 2: We're like, are you I just fucking quit my job.
[7:53] Speaker 1: I have to do this podcast.
[7:56] Speaker 2: I've I've painted myself into a corner.
[7:59] Speaker 1: Seriously, We're never gonna post that episode. I think we
[8:04] Speaker 1: should post the part that we whatever.
[8:08] Speaker 2: Anyways, Yeah, so I don't here that's ever gonna happen
[8:11] Speaker 2: out of context. People will be like, that was a
[8:14] Speaker 2: weird speech. That was a weird, quiet speech about how
[8:20] Speaker 2: hard life can be.
[8:21] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[8:24] Speaker 2: Yeah, that was just a magical select moment for us.
[8:27] Speaker 2: And the funniest part o the VIP, Oh my god,
[8:32] Speaker 2: there were people who would come up and be like,
[8:35] Speaker 2: it's so funny because I have anxiety disorder, and we're like,
[8:38] Speaker 2: oh shit, it's like the worst case scenario for people
[8:42] Speaker 2: who already like it was hard for me to come here.
[8:44] Speaker 1: And then the man started yelling. They were like, then
[8:48] Speaker 1: an angry man. We're like, this is and it's ninety nine.
[8:52] Speaker 1: Look around here, it's like all women here. Oh and
[8:55] Speaker 1: then you guys have to, okay, listen, don't tell anyone
[8:58] Speaker 1: we told you this. Don't tell me the retarde to this.
[9:00] Speaker 1: But they said to us, please don't tell Stidney about.
[9:05] Speaker 2: So they were really I mean, but here's the thing,
[9:11] Speaker 2: they were very embarrassed. Every single person that we met
[9:14] Speaker 2: in that VIP was so lovely to us. They were
[9:16] Speaker 2: so And then we had people part of what Georgia's
[9:20] Speaker 2: story about was a crime family who uh ambushed cops
[9:25] Speaker 2: and were trying to kill cops, and that was part
[9:28] Speaker 2: of the sensitivity. And about the fourth people who walked
[9:31] Speaker 2: up in the VIP line both worked for the Victoria
[9:34] Speaker 2: Police Department and one of the women was like, my
[9:38] Speaker 2: boss told me to listen to this podcast for the
[9:42] Speaker 2: health of my job. And we were like.
[9:45] Speaker 1: Are you just saying that again?
[9:49] Speaker 2: And then I was like, then in dinged in my head,
[9:51] Speaker 2: I was like, hey, there was a cop here last night.
[9:53] Speaker 1: She likes our podcast is so you know she gave
[9:57] Speaker 1: us a caution tape.
[9:58] Speaker 2: Yeah, little badge.
[10:00] Speaker 1: Yeah. But then Australia, you guys responded in the fucking
[10:06] Speaker 1: coolest way. That makes the coolest so fucking happy, and
[10:11] Speaker 1: you all get credit, you all get credit. We just
[10:15] Speaker 1: feel like the mascots of this podcast with I feel
[10:18] Speaker 1: like I have a like a tiger head on and
[10:20] Speaker 1: a murderino and like we're like cartwheeling, and then everyone
[10:25] Speaker 1: else is the football team. Yeah exactly, but that doesn't
[10:28] Speaker 1: make any sense here.
[10:28] Speaker 2: And but what you want to be at midnight? Yeah,
[10:33] Speaker 2: two murderinos. It was Danica and.
[10:37] Speaker 1: Dan We have their names, Nadan, Dean and Danica. They
[10:41] Speaker 1: are social workers in Brisbane and they started basically, oh yeah,
[10:47] Speaker 1: campaign are.
[10:51] Speaker 2: Yeah, And so we had Stephen grab a still of
[10:56] Speaker 2: what the total of money raised for this having happened.
[11:00] Speaker 2: And can you see that, you guys? This was as
[11:06] Speaker 2: of six o'clock today. It's nine thousand dollars that are
[11:10] Speaker 2: going in so women's organizations in Brisbane in Melbourne and
[11:16] Speaker 2: in Sydney.
[11:20] Speaker 1: All right, thank you. We're fucking honored to have to
[11:25] Speaker 1: be even associated somewhat with that, and we know that
[11:29] Speaker 1: it's not it's this whole fucking thing is bigger than us,
[11:31] Speaker 1: and we appreciate it.
[11:32] Speaker 2: It's really what. We're gonna have a man come out
[11:35] Speaker 2: and yell at us every night and then and then
[11:38] Speaker 2: you're going to have.
[11:39] Speaker 1: To it'll be Ben's. If it's Ben's, I can fucking
[11:41] Speaker 1: deal with it.
[11:42] Speaker 2: My husbands like a mustache and a bowler hat, like
[11:45] Speaker 2: this is shite. He'll be like, oh, better raise money, give.
[11:50] Speaker 1: Us money, I think, can we say? Someone was like, well,
[11:55] Speaker 1: I hope they they thought the money was going to me.
[11:59] Speaker 2: Because it was like we we love George, we love
[12:02] Speaker 2: you Georgia. They must have just checked the website and
[12:04] Speaker 2: immediately gotten off without reading anything. So they were like, well,
[12:08] Speaker 2: I hope she gives at least some of the money to.
[12:10] Speaker 1: The hurricane victims.
[12:11] Speaker 2: Were like, lady, lady.
[12:14] Speaker 1: That's what That's what this guy did. He checked the
[12:16] Speaker 1: thing really quick and he was like, Okay, I know
[12:18] Speaker 1: the story. I'm gonna scream at you.
[12:21] Speaker 2: Shite, and look, sometimes we are completely shite I.
[12:26] Speaker 1: Was so I was so distracted I never plucked the
[12:30] Speaker 1: hair still there. Yeah, I'm going to keep it as
[12:33] Speaker 1: a reminder.
[12:36] Speaker 2: And grow it so long. Speaking of facial hair, Okay,
[12:42] Speaker 2: do you want to see your friend Steven?
[12:44] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[12:46] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, friend Stephen, Stephen, I just want to
[13:00] Speaker 3: tell you too, because I feel very emotional tonight, that
[13:03] Speaker 3: we appreciate you too a lot and human good than
[13:06] Speaker 3: you do.
[13:06] Speaker 1: I love you, guys, I love you too.
[13:08] Speaker 2: We love you Stephen.
[13:09] Speaker 1: Yeah, we're always kidding when we're meine. Did you guys
[13:12] Speaker 1: know that?
[13:12] Speaker 2: Right? It's fun to yell at Stephen, but Stephen does
[13:16] Speaker 2: a lot of shit for us all the time, all
[13:18] Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, you love the yelling.
[13:22] Speaker 1: Yes, perfect, It's the perfect relationship, Hi, Stephen? All right,
[13:29] Speaker 1: bye bye. Should we talk about spanks or should we
[13:37] Speaker 1: sit down? Oh?
[13:41] Speaker 2: Dare you shoul? It's gonna go into a fifteen minute
[13:44] Speaker 2: spank's chunk and now I can't No. I felt like
[13:48] Speaker 2: there was one other thing I was gonna say that
[13:50] Speaker 2: it was about more. Oh, I guess it's just no,
[13:53] Speaker 2: it's just if I eat one more, tim Tam, I'm
[13:55] Speaker 2: gonna fucking explode. Huh, I s it is out of control.
[14:01] Speaker 1: Next time we are going to another country. Instead of
[14:04] Speaker 1: saying on the podcast, everyone bring us all your your
[14:07] Speaker 1: Chalky's and lollies. Yeah, I have since learned is the
[14:10] Speaker 1: thing snacks sneaks.
[14:13] Speaker 2: I'm gonna say kiwi, that's kiwi.
[14:15] Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, bring us money for the hurricane.
[14:17] Speaker 2: Instead, bring us money for the hurricane straight into Georgia's
[14:21] Speaker 2: pocket bags.
[14:23] Speaker 1: You can give trap it whatever you want.
[14:26] Speaker 2: My favorite is that you guys call them lollies and Chalky's,
[14:31] Speaker 2: but then also you call heroin Audicts smackies. That's so cute.
[14:35] Speaker 2: That's something we found out from our driver, Wally. That
[14:38] Speaker 2: was one of my favorite things I've ever heard anyone say.
[14:41] Speaker 1: He kept calling us a hunt and he said, no, no,
[14:45] Speaker 1: it's when we like people, we call them cunts and
[14:46] Speaker 1: we're like, okay, that's true.
[14:51] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[14:52] Speaker 1: Like that clearly fixed me. So well, that's my favorite word.
[14:56] Speaker 1: Love it Okay?
[14:59] Speaker 2: Now yeah, oh what kind of are these high challenge chairs?
[15:07] Speaker 3: You did?
[15:12] Speaker 1: I wow?
[15:20] Speaker 2: Levels?
[15:20] Speaker 1: Levels?
[15:21] Speaker 2: This is our new podcast, Levels tell me everything, Mommy, mommy,
[15:31] Speaker 2: May I have some murder? I don't want to be
[15:34] Speaker 2: that Well that's a little crazy. Should I just tell
[15:36] Speaker 2: briefly the story of when I broke the chair.
[15:38] Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's so similar. But I wasn't going to
[15:40] Speaker 1: bring it up because like, that's not cool to your
[15:42] Speaker 1: like to your friend, Like when I told my mom
[15:44] Speaker 1: in public she needed to shave her nose hairs. That's
[15:47] Speaker 1: not cool.
[15:48] Speaker 2: It's not cool, and it's rude. Now I can't remember
[15:55] Speaker 2: if it was the first or second night there was
[15:57] Speaker 2: the first night. We've been on the road now for
[16:00] Speaker 2: I think forty days, not a.
[16:02] Speaker 1: Bit, and now I'm sinking and I'm not even touching
[16:05] Speaker 1: any Yeah, I think we've broken the chairs.
[16:07] Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, fuck here, I'll just sit up.
[16:14] Speaker 1: We're a regular Larry Mowen Early.
[16:18] Speaker 2: We love physical comedy. It's our new thing.
[16:21] Speaker 1: We told you guys are at the top comedy comedy,
[16:24] Speaker 1: all right.
[16:25] Speaker 2: The first night we got here, George and I are
[16:26] Speaker 2: doing our makeup in the mirror as we do, just
[16:29] Speaker 2: piling it on for hours before the show starts, and
[16:36] Speaker 2: from my perspective, the room started to slant to the right,
[16:40] Speaker 2: and I didn't know why. I thought maybe it was
[16:43] Speaker 2: jet lag or a seizure or I was finally going
[16:48] Speaker 2: to die. And right as I turned to Georgia to say, like, hey,
[16:52] Speaker 2: is the room slanting to the right to you too?
[16:56] Speaker 2: The chair that I was sitting in just bent like
[16:59] Speaker 2: these legs under and I, in fucking straight up slow motion,
[17:05] Speaker 2: fell to the ground in the chair to the point
[17:10] Speaker 2: where when I landed, I was stuck in it against
[17:13] Speaker 2: the wall like I had been, like I was being
[17:16] Speaker 2: eaten by a giant clam uh.
[17:23] Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I went after her. I went after
[17:26] Speaker 1: to save her. But I'm a human, so I was
[17:28] Speaker 1: fucking cracking up the whole time, because who doesn't laugh
[17:31] Speaker 1: when someone falls? But you're still a good person, so
[17:34] Speaker 1: you still try to help.
[17:35] Speaker 2: She's underlining. I'll say this is what the help looked like.
[17:40] Speaker 2: It looked like this, Now you know what I think
[17:44] Speaker 2: I did.
[17:44] Speaker 1: I went to hug you because I could tell you
[17:46] Speaker 1: weren't hurt, so it was just gonna be like, oh God,
[17:50] Speaker 1: like nobody wants to a chair to break. But then
[17:53] Speaker 1: I noticed that the chair had like literally been like
[17:56] Speaker 1: like masking taped. Yeah.
[17:57] Speaker 2: Together, that's the story we're going with, masking tape chair. Yeah.
[18:05] Speaker 2: So I've been afraid of chairs ever since. Look, it's
[18:07] Speaker 2: been a hard tour. We've gone through a lot of shit.
[18:10] Speaker 1: If I look like I've been crying, it's because I
[18:12] Speaker 1: have allergies.
[18:14] Speaker 2: Now I've been crying.
[18:17] Speaker 1: So this is the portion where we talk about merder. Yes,
[18:21] Speaker 1: so if anyone only likes comedy, you can there is
[18:24] Speaker 1: a door. Please don't yell at me. I don't mean that.
[18:29] Speaker 1: Please don't yelling.
[18:29] Speaker 2: They're like, we had nothing to do with it. How
[18:32] Speaker 2: dare you.
[18:35] Speaker 1: I go first tonight? Right there? I didn't mean it
[18:38] Speaker 1: like that. Can I tell you that I'm about your
[18:40] Speaker 1: ear rings that someone gave me? Please? They say one
[18:43] Speaker 1: says c K and the other one says FU, And
[18:46] Speaker 1: if you put those two together the other way, it
[18:49] Speaker 1: says fuck.
[18:50] Speaker 2: It's really funny because there's that. And then someone also
[18:53] Speaker 2: gave me a little enamel pan that's a heart with
[18:56] Speaker 2: an arrow through it that says fuck off.
[18:59] Speaker 1: It's like they know you.
[19:00] Speaker 2: It's just they know me so well. It's so it's
[19:03] Speaker 2: I want all my jewelry to be rude to everyone
[19:06] Speaker 2: for no reason.
[19:12] Speaker 1: Oh so great, Oh my god, we're back. I'm sweating
[19:16] Speaker 1: thinking about this. It fucked me up for a long time.
[19:19] Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like even into this path. This
[19:21] Speaker 1: recent tour it's always on my mind. Oh yeah, when
[19:25] Speaker 1: I go on stage, you.
[19:26] Speaker 2: Know, I mean that experience, you know, stuff that's happened online,
[19:31] Speaker 2: like the exposure level and the vulnerability level, especially when
[19:35] Speaker 2: we perform live is I don't think people will understand
[19:38] Speaker 2: it because it is we've seen some real shit and
[19:42] Speaker 2: on that At that show especially, it just was like
[19:46] Speaker 2: we didn't understand what was happening and it just kept
[19:48] Speaker 2: going and so then people it was like the other
[19:50] Speaker 2: people in the audience were upset. The guy that was
[19:53] Speaker 2: heckling was upset. It was just this weird kind of
[19:56] Speaker 2: combination of things and it was very unexpect because we'd
[20:00] Speaker 2: been on this crazy It burst our bubble.
[20:03] Speaker 1: It totally burst our bubble. Yeah, but I don't want
[20:06] Speaker 1: to say it like it was all negative because the
[20:08] Speaker 1: Melbourne Murderinos did some amazing work after that and donated
[20:13] Speaker 1: a bunch of money.
[20:14] Speaker 2: It was very sweet. It was like there was a
[20:16] Speaker 2: whole thing happened on social media because people heard what happened,
[20:19] Speaker 2: and then people are like, what we want to know
[20:21] Speaker 2: and we want to hear and it's like it's fine,
[20:24] Speaker 2: it's fine. We just had to be like the you know,
[20:26] Speaker 2: the parents of it all were like it's fine and
[20:28] Speaker 2: we're fine and don't worry.
[20:30] Speaker 1: But then they were like not in our city kind
[20:32] Speaker 1: of a thing, and I respect that completely, and I like,
[20:35] Speaker 1: we're not never going to go back to Melbourne if
[20:37] Speaker 1: we go on tour again, So it's not like.
[20:39] Speaker 2: No, it was just a kind of It was a
[20:41] Speaker 2: person who didn't know where they were at a show,
[20:43] Speaker 2: going what the fuck am I watching? But they just
[20:46] Speaker 2: yelled it and felt like they had the right to
[20:48] Speaker 2: yell it, and that was you know, but you experienced
[20:52] Speaker 2: something like that, that's a real low. And then this
[20:54] Speaker 2: show was basically everybody in Australia that cared about our
[20:58] Speaker 2: podcast being like we are going to make it up
[21:01] Speaker 2: to you with good times energy, Like it was hilarious,
[21:07] Speaker 2: How fun.
[21:07] Speaker 1: That show was. It really was so many memories.
[21:10] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we can say it's it was Denisa and
[21:13] Speaker 2: Nadine who started a oh yeah campaign against the Heckler
[21:17] Speaker 2: and raised nine thousand dollars for women's organizations in Brisbane,
[21:21] Speaker 2: Melbourne and Sydney. So fucking cool, just like legendary, that's
[21:25] Speaker 2: what this this community has been doing stuff like that,
[21:28] Speaker 2: like representing us this whole time, wasn't our idea. It's like,
[21:31] Speaker 2: do you think.
[21:31] Speaker 1: We have a larger contingency of listeners than other podcasts
[21:36] Speaker 1: or comedy live shows that are epileptic because we've had
[21:40] Speaker 1: so many people listen.
[21:42] Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, shut the fuck. No, I'm just kidding. No,
[21:46] Speaker 2: it's just if you tour enough, that shit happens. I mean,
[21:50] Speaker 2: like any comic can tell you the medical emergencies, Like
[21:56] Speaker 2: at the Irvine Improv. I was there one night when
[21:58] Speaker 2: something really medical emergency ish happened in the audience, and
[22:03] Speaker 2: it was such a big club that I didn't realize
[22:05] Speaker 2: it was happening until like they were taking the person out.
[22:09] Speaker 2: It's such a it's just a weird thing. It does
[22:11] Speaker 2: happen a lot.
[22:13] Speaker 1: Epileptic Murderina's Unite. We support you.
[22:16] Speaker 2: Fainters and barfers, get up here, this is your podcast.
[22:20] Speaker 2: We love you.
[22:21] Speaker 1: All right, should we get into it, Let's do it.
[22:24] Speaker 2: This first story is Georgia's story about Aunt Sally Caroline Girls.
[22:36] Speaker 1: So which is what's really fun? After all that I have,
[22:40] Speaker 1: I get to go first tonight.
[22:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, so right back on. They love it, they want it.
[22:47] Speaker 2: They love it and want it.
[22:48] Speaker 1: I found an old one, so that nobody here remembers
[22:51] Speaker 1: it happening, or is is directly related to the people
[22:55] Speaker 1: it happened to. You don't know, I don't know.
[22:58] Speaker 2: Anything could happen. We're in a foreign country. Anything could happen.
[23:03] Speaker 1: It's true, it's true.
[23:05] Speaker 2: Also, these chairs are going down. I can tell.
[23:08] Speaker 1: Are we on the same Okay?
[23:11] Speaker 2: I think we are?
[23:11] Speaker 1: Yeah? This has starting to feel like a Charlie Rose situation.
[23:15] Speaker 2: Isn't it.
[23:16] Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, okay, yeah, this is the You know
[23:23] Speaker 1: what I keep doing is I keep writing the name
[23:26] Speaker 1: of the story in as the dock name, and I
[23:29] Speaker 1: forget to put it on the top of my paper.
[23:32] Speaker 1: So then I'm like, I guess this is the story
[23:34] Speaker 1: of anti anti Thally, Yeah, Anti Thally or poisoner. I
[23:41] Speaker 1: fucking gave away the beginning. All right, all right, Carolyn
[23:47] Speaker 1: Girls born in eighteen eighty eight. Should I pretend that
[23:50] Speaker 1: I don't know it's a poisoner?
[23:51] Speaker 2: Yes?
[23:51] Speaker 1: Okay, because you don't know.
[23:54] Speaker 2: I mean she could have been lying the whole time.
[23:56] Speaker 1: Yeah, Carolyn Girls born in eighteen eighty eight. So nobody
[24:00] Speaker 1: was her bff as a kid here.
[24:03] Speaker 2: You don't know.
[24:05] Speaker 1: Ballmainval Maine Valmaane you mean exactly how it's spelled. I'm
[24:14] Speaker 1: trying to get creative, and.
[24:15] Speaker 2: It's well right, because when it's spelled and it looks
[24:18] Speaker 2: like you know how to pronounce it, then you say
[24:21] Speaker 2: it and everyone's like it's bon day or whatever. That
[24:24] Speaker 2: fucking beach is called stupid just because it's internationally known
[24:30] Speaker 2: and insaneley famous and so gorgeous. When we flew in
[24:33] Speaker 2: on that plane this morning, I was like, ooh, it's
[24:36] Speaker 2: like wrong vacage.
[24:37] Speaker 1: I know, create a lot of homework, okay. April nineteen
[24:43] Speaker 1: oh eight, at eighteen, she marries Richard William Grills, hence
[24:47] Speaker 1: her last name. He's a laborer. They have five sons
[24:50] Speaker 1: and a daughter, and then in uh so she's a
[24:52] Speaker 1: bunch of kids. In nineteen forty eight, Carolyn inherited and
[24:56] Speaker 1: moved into her father's home in Bladesville. Thank you, thank you.
[25:03] Speaker 1: I'm like a kidner gardener and wants a plasma.
[25:07] Speaker 2: Peepees or whatever.
[25:10] Speaker 1: She's known as Anti Carrie by her extensive family. She's
[25:13] Speaker 1: a sure okay, here's howthing fucking I'll tell.
[25:15] Speaker 2: You later, okay, like backstage.
[25:18] Speaker 1: Yeah, she's an older one. She's an old woman because
[25:20] Speaker 1: sixty eight is old. Then, actually, let's have a photo
[25:24] Speaker 1: of her, because she looks this is her, I know,
[25:28] Speaker 1: kitty right, fun looks like your grandma.
[25:30] Speaker 2: She looks. God, she has great teeth, she really does,
[25:34] Speaker 2: really nice teeth.
[25:35] Speaker 1: Nice teeth. She looks like she could be my mom's mom,
[25:39] Speaker 1: and my mom is older than her. Because like, back then,
[25:42] Speaker 1: it was like you're done, yeah, like fifty.
[25:46] Speaker 2: Back then it was like you're seventeen, you have your
[25:48] Speaker 2: six children, yeah, and then you immediately look like that.
[25:52] Speaker 2: There was no preventative creams back then.
[25:55] Speaker 1: Cold cream all over the place. Yeah, okay, a lot
[25:59] Speaker 1: of dust. So she frequently visited her in laws and friends,
[26:04] Speaker 1: making tea cakes and biscuits for them. Uh oh, no,
[26:08] Speaker 1: don't say uh uh oh. Remember the poisoner at the
[26:11] Speaker 1: top of this thing. Guess who it is.
[26:14] Speaker 2: It's great teeth, Johnson bug.
[26:19] Speaker 1: Oh you know what her last name is Grills. She's
[26:22] Speaker 1: got a great grill. Thank you.
[26:28] Speaker 2: This is the joy of comedy. This is what it
[26:31] Speaker 2: can be like. Wait a second, is it grills like
[26:34] Speaker 2: bear grills? The guy that fucking climbs all over the place,
[26:37] Speaker 2: No survive.
[26:38] Speaker 1: No, why isn't he a why? Yeah, he is a grill,
[26:40] Speaker 1: like straight up grill.
[26:41] Speaker 2: Oh great, legit grill?
[26:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, no fucking round. Yeah. In nineteen forty seven, her
[26:49] Speaker 1: eighty seven year old stepmother, Christine Mickelson, becomes ill with
[26:53] Speaker 1: symptoms of hair loss, nervous disorders, progressive liness, and lost
[26:58] Speaker 1: the speech and eventually dies under Aunt Carrie's care. Throughout
[27:04] Speaker 1: nineteen forty one and forty two, various family members become ill,
[27:07] Speaker 1: including a bunch of family members, but all survive. Then,
[27:13] Speaker 1: in January nineteen forty eight, a relation of her husband,
[27:17] Speaker 1: Angela Thomas, also becomes ill and dies of the same symptoms,
[27:20] Speaker 1: followed by her husband's brother in law. So, I guess's
[27:24] Speaker 1: her brother in law?
[27:24] Speaker 2: Right, yeah, it would be her brother. Her husband's brother
[27:29] Speaker 2: in law is her brother?
[27:30] Speaker 1: No? Could it could be her husband's sisters sister's husband
[27:36] Speaker 1: right No, Okay, listen, nobody remembers us, so we're changing it. Yeah,
[27:42] Speaker 1: So whatever we want.
[27:44] Speaker 2: If you care, go on to ancestry dot com and
[27:47] Speaker 2: figure it out yourself.
[27:52] Speaker 1: Okay. John Lundberg he dies in late forty eight, and
[27:56] Speaker 1: one of her stepmother's friends and sister in law, I'm
[28:00] Speaker 1: not going to go there, Mary Ann Nicholson dies the
[28:02] Speaker 1: following year, but presumably Auntie Carrie goes on making cakes,
[28:08] Speaker 1: Auntie and shit until I wrote that cakes and tangent
[28:11] Speaker 1: until September nineteen fifty two. Yvonne Fletcher, a housewife and
[28:17] Speaker 1: mother of two from the Inner City, Inner sub Sydney
[28:20] Speaker 1: suburb of Newton, is charge new Town, new Town.
[28:27] Speaker 2: It's Newton.
[28:28] Speaker 1: We don't have him.
[28:29] Speaker 2: Can't turn into a call in response of town names.
[28:33] Speaker 2: It's insane. Cat cheer was insane.
[28:37] Speaker 1: Can I remind everyone that I got yelled at last
[28:39] Speaker 1: night and I cried, So I'm gonna be on edge
[28:43] Speaker 1: a little bit, and that includes pronouncing shit wrong. Let's
[28:46] Speaker 1: just pretend that that's why I'm doing that.
[28:48] Speaker 2: That's why they were like a fucking football stadium just
[28:51] Speaker 2: now cheering for that correct town name pronunciation.
[28:54] Speaker 1: I made peep in the potty. We supplor cakes and cheese.
[29:05] Speaker 1: New Town, you know, yep every time. Now was charged
[29:10] Speaker 1: and tried for the murders of Boat. So this chick
[29:12] Speaker 1: fucking turns out kills both of her husbands with this
[29:16] Speaker 1: poison called thallium. So it's a rat bait poison because
[29:22] Speaker 1: rats were fucking everywhere in Sydney after World War two.
[29:25] Speaker 1: They were one point two million rats just in Sydney,
[29:28] Speaker 1: woo and from and.
[29:30] Speaker 2: So give it up for red. And then.
[29:38] Speaker 1: So there was this rat bait and there was like
[29:39] Speaker 1: put it in put it in bread and sprinkle it
[29:41] Speaker 1: around your house and you'll kill.
[29:43] Speaker 2: Rats like babies are crying.
[29:45] Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but it was this crazy poison and people
[29:49] Speaker 1: were like, oh, you can buy it at the store.
[29:52] Speaker 1: I'm pissed at my two husbands. And then they say
[29:55] Speaker 1: that at least fifty five people were poisoned by thalli,
[30:00] Speaker 1: kind of which died as far as they know, because
[30:03] Speaker 1: they weren't doing toxicology shit back then, right, because it
[30:06] Speaker 1: was almost untraceable you mean by her no, no, no, no,
[30:10] Speaker 1: like in general. And so this one case got really
[30:13] Speaker 1: big and m mmmm and then okay, okay, and it
[30:20] Speaker 1: caused symptoms or fallI and poisoning were loss of hair,
[30:23] Speaker 1: nervous disorders, progressive blindness, lost of speech, organ failure, and
[30:26] Speaker 1: eventual death. Remember that from the beginning, Yes, oh my god,
[30:31] Speaker 1: are you putting it together?
[30:32] Speaker 2: I kind of am. It feels like someone's a poisoner.
[30:36] Speaker 1: I think we have another photo just for the fuck
[30:37] Speaker 1: of it. Let's see. That's when she got arrested. Never
[30:41] Speaker 1: mind spoiler alert, that's that time she.
[30:46] Speaker 2: Put ah, look at that stressed Stephen.
[30:49] Speaker 1: I didn't tell you to put that up.
[30:51] Speaker 2: Wait was that hurt?
[30:53] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[30:54] Speaker 2: That was a good dress. I'm sorry.
[30:57] Speaker 1: Don't be sorry, be happy. Okay. Because of the widespread
[31:02] Speaker 1: media coverage, so this chick kills a bunch of people,
[31:05] Speaker 1: it gets all over the papers. A dude named John Downey,
[31:08] Speaker 1: who's related to Aunt our friend Aunt Carrie, read the
[31:12] Speaker 1: story in a newspaper and was like, hmm, those sound
[31:15] Speaker 1: like really familiar symptoms that I've had myself when I
[31:19] Speaker 1: hung out and ate Anti Carrey's cakes and shit. Uh
[31:22] Speaker 1: oh and his his aunt or something is a long
[31:29] Speaker 1: time ago. Evelyn Lundberg also had all these symptoms and
[31:32] Speaker 1: she had even gone blind. Wow.
[31:34] Speaker 2: So but she didn't die.
[31:36] Speaker 1: No, So on May eleventh, that's my birthday. Oh shit,
[31:40] Speaker 1: that's right, that's okay. We always have to do that,
[31:45] Speaker 1: even in the middle of them. Not this, but like
[31:46] Speaker 1: a like a word.
[31:50] Speaker 2: So when I said, Stephen, some horrible thing that had
[31:53] Speaker 2: a date on it the other day, it was like,
[31:54] Speaker 2: and this is the day this person was decapitate, and
[31:57] Speaker 2: he was like, my birthday.
[32:00] Speaker 1: You just can't help yourself.
[32:02] Speaker 2: You know, they got decaptated eighty eight years ago on
[32:04] Speaker 2: my birthday.
[32:05] Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder what I was doing that day. Okay,
[32:10] Speaker 1: So he goes over to Aunt Carrie's house and is
[32:13] Speaker 1: like super suspicious of her. She's bringing tea and cakes
[32:16] Speaker 1: and stuff out, and he sees her takes something out
[32:19] Speaker 1: of her pocket and put it in the tea. So
[32:21] Speaker 1: he becomes a street magician and switches around switch witch
[32:25] Speaker 1: witch which which takes the tea that he saw her lace,
[32:30] Speaker 1: pours it in what I'm assuming is a bottle I
[32:32] Speaker 1: don't know, and fucking takes it home with him, brings
[32:35] Speaker 1: it to the police and they test it. Whoa vallely poison,
[32:39] Speaker 1: isn't it? Shocker? Shocking? Nobody saw that one coming. So
[32:47] Speaker 1: then they also take her beautiful house dress and there's
[32:51] Speaker 1: they find traces of famium in the pockets.
[32:54] Speaker 2: Oh so fucket, little belly.
[32:56] Speaker 1: Yeah, don't ruin house stresses for us, please, sole have
[33:01] Speaker 1: you can put so much shit in house dress? Oh
[33:03] Speaker 1: my god. A corner's inquest a bunch of witnesses recalled
[33:08] Speaker 1: her bringing them drinks and how eager she was to
[33:11] Speaker 1: help preparing food and I'll do it.
[33:13] Speaker 2: I got it, I got it. I want to kill everybody.
[33:17] Speaker 1: Nobody wants to help in the kitchen. It's the thing
[33:20] Speaker 1: you offer and hope people are like no, no, I
[33:21] Speaker 1: got it. Yeah, so you should be suspicious to someone
[33:24] Speaker 1: who is like, you know, it's like, no, you don't.
[33:26] Speaker 2: The game's on? What are you doing?
[33:28] Speaker 1: Yeah? Calm down, go eat? Uh what do they have?
[33:31] Speaker 1: They'll eat? Dip? Okay. So, at sixty three years old,
[33:36] Speaker 1: she's arrested in charge with the attempted murder of her
[33:38] Speaker 1: sister in law who's now blind and her daughter her
[33:42] Speaker 1: the sister in law's daughter niece both huh, thank you.
[33:49] Speaker 2: I'm I'm big picturing. You're in the details and I'm
[33:53] Speaker 2: out here watching all of it.
[33:55] Speaker 1: You didn't read eighteen articles and copy of sure did it?
[33:58] Speaker 3: No?
[33:59] Speaker 2: This is all new to me.
[34:00] Speaker 1: Yeah hmm okay. So she's arrested and they all investigators
[34:08] Speaker 1: also exhumed a bunch of those bodies from before, and
[34:12] Speaker 1: they found traces of thallium in two of them, and
[34:15] Speaker 1: the others had been cremated so they couldn't be tested.
[34:17] Speaker 1: So the corner found her, uh responsible for several deaths.
[34:22] Speaker 2: Can they do that that's how they used to do.
[34:25] Speaker 1: It, I think back then. Okay, yeah, she okay, there's
[34:29] Speaker 1: a book never mind she I know, I'm not gonna
[34:32] Speaker 1: remember it. It's called the Dictionary the Bible.
[34:37] Speaker 2: What's that book?
[34:39] Speaker 1: Uh?
[34:39] Speaker 2: Did Vinci code?
[34:41] Speaker 1: That's it?
[34:42] Speaker 2: That's there, it is.
[34:43] Speaker 1: She's charged with the murders and of Mary Michelson who
[34:47] Speaker 1: was sixty, Christina Michelson, who was eighty seven, and Angelina Thompson,
[34:52] Speaker 1: who was eighty four, and at her trial she professed
[34:55] Speaker 1: her innocence. She said police had pressured her relatives to
[34:58] Speaker 1: convict her the ones that were still living, yeah, and
[35:05] Speaker 1: that she quote, helped to live, not to kill. Yeah. Yeah,
[35:12] Speaker 1: I helped people live. I didn't kill them. Yeah.
[35:16] Speaker 2: And yet they're dead.
[35:17] Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she was laughing at half the trial.
[35:23] Speaker 1: She was just like a little nuts. Yeah.
[35:27] Speaker 2: She was excited to be out in her house dress.
[35:29] Speaker 1: Sure. And in the end the cases are dropped and
[35:34] Speaker 1: she's only convicted on the attempted murder of missus Lendbergh
[35:38] Speaker 1: So the woman who went blind in October nineteen fifty three.
[35:41] Speaker 2: Because they could basically only do what deal with what
[35:44] Speaker 2: it was happening to the survivors.
[35:46] Speaker 1: I guess yes, yeah, I'm sorry.
[35:50] Speaker 2: What was the time for? Like, was it over years
[35:52] Speaker 2: that she was doing?
[35:53] Speaker 1: It started in nineteen forty something, say seven, let's go seven.
[36:01] Speaker 1: I think forty one is when it started. But somehow
[36:05] Speaker 1: in nineteen fifty three okay, and so another one in
[36:08] Speaker 1: nineteen fifty three, Bob Lullam. He's an Australian rugby football
[36:13] Speaker 1: fucking player. But like Star, I was waving my arms
[36:19] Speaker 1: in the air. How did you get that referee?
[36:22] Speaker 2: You know?
[36:23] Speaker 1: No, like big this is big time, This is big
[36:26] Speaker 1: timer Star.
[36:27] Speaker 2: Okay, now I know.
[36:28] Speaker 1: Yeah, I just.
[36:29] Speaker 2: Have to say this if just as a sidebar. The
[36:32] Speaker 2: first day we got here, I turned the TV on
[36:35] Speaker 2: in my hotel room and there was a rugby game.
[36:37] Speaker 2: Oh my god? Yeah have you ever seen that shit?
[36:39] Speaker 2: You guys, Oh my god.
[36:42] Speaker 1: Yeah, they pulled each other, big.
[36:44] Speaker 2: Boys just pulling on each other.
[36:48] Speaker 1: It's crazy.
[36:50] Speaker 2: Yeah, hot stups. Mute that shit keeping on in the background.
[36:58] Speaker 2: That's nice. Congratulate sense you gets that all the time.
[37:02] Speaker 2: I'd never, I had never. I didn't realize I was
[37:05] Speaker 2: such a fan.
[37:08] Speaker 1: See it scared me, it did, Yeah, why because I'm
[37:11] Speaker 1: scared of everything everything?
[37:14] Speaker 2: How about a nice big thigh.
[37:24] Speaker 1: I know what that mine was kyles and thighs. So
[37:29] Speaker 1: much sweat.
[37:32] Speaker 2: That's bad for you.
[37:34] Speaker 1: Sweat and thighs not my thing. Yes, yes, and yes,
[37:39] Speaker 1: it's like we're two different people.
[37:41] Speaker 2: I mean we seem to be different.
[37:45] Speaker 1: Okay. So this dude's mother in law tried to poison
[37:48] Speaker 1: who he was having a sexual relationship with.
[37:52] Speaker 2: What reclarify this.
[37:54] Speaker 1: The mother in law is correct in this part. His
[37:58] Speaker 1: wife's hot mom. I wish I didn't. No, don't look
[38:03] Speaker 1: over there. His wife's hot mom and he were hooking up?
[38:08] Speaker 1: What and she tried to poison him. She was like,
[38:10] Speaker 1: you're cheating on my daughter. I'm putting poison you. I'm
[38:12] Speaker 1: making this part up. I'm guessing that's what the thing is. Yeah,
[38:16] Speaker 1: he was like, but also it's with me. I don't
[38:18] Speaker 1: know the logic here. Shit, yeah, everything, I mean thighs,
[38:25] Speaker 1: that's my present. He lives and uh soon afterwards Thallian
[38:32] Speaker 1: this band from sale. So the jury deliberated for our aunt,
[38:38] Speaker 1: our aunt over here. She sentenced to death and later
[38:41] Speaker 1: commuted to life in prison. She becomes known as Aunt
[38:43] Speaker 1: Thali in prison Anti Thallly in prison. It sounds like,
[38:49] Speaker 1: like in a loving way. I think the other inmates
[38:52] Speaker 1: liked her.
[38:53] Speaker 2: It also sounds like they're trying to say Aunt Sally,
[38:56] Speaker 2: but they have a lisp, or they're a five year
[39:00] Speaker 2: old child in prison.
[39:03] Speaker 1: She in nineteen sixty. She died in of you know
[39:08] Speaker 1: old stuff, yep, less than seven years after her trial.
[39:13] Speaker 1: In the end, nobody fucking knows her motives, and people
[39:17] Speaker 1: thought it was revenge or envy or anger. And the
[39:23] Speaker 1: dude said seven people were recipients of charity and kindness
[39:27] Speaker 1: from Aunt Carrie and they all died or suffered the
[39:31] Speaker 1: nasty effects of thallium poisoning. She had maybe financial benefitsu
[39:36] Speaker 1: to games, sometimes none, and no one ever fucking figured
[39:38] Speaker 1: out her motives. Wow, so that's our friend Aunt Sali.
[39:41] Speaker 2: Wow, Aunt fallI Aunt Sally.
[39:44] Speaker 1: Thanks, yah man, I gotta get my allergies taken care of.
[39:55] Speaker 2: This sound guy almost shot his pants just now, Stephen,
[40:01] Speaker 2: Steve and you broke the mic. Well that was crazy. Okay,
[40:10] Speaker 2: we're back. Are there updates for this story?
[40:12] Speaker 1: There are no updates? And you know what else, Let's
[40:14] Speaker 1: just fucking get into your epic classic. This is a classic.
[40:19] Speaker 1: And then my favorite murder Marvel universe.
[40:22] Speaker 2: I was so afraid you had already found this story
[40:25] Speaker 2: and that you would like that. Basically, I was waiting
[40:28] Speaker 2: for when you were doing your story, hoping to god
[40:30] Speaker 2: it wasn't this story.
[40:31] Speaker 1: Just like then. And then they found and then Aunt
[40:33] Speaker 1: Sally found a shark. Oh that's right, an arm by
[40:37] Speaker 1: a shark. Okay, this is Karen's story of the shark
[40:41] Speaker 1: arm murder.
[40:49] Speaker 2: Mine is similarly old and similarly crazy. I'm gonna do
[40:56] Speaker 2: the shark arm murders.
[40:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I was so bummed today when I text Steven, hey,
[41:03] Speaker 1: can I do the shark arm murders? Get out of
[41:05] Speaker 1: town and it's off limits? Sorry, And when you see
[41:08] Speaker 1: that when you're like, yes, such a bummer. Yeah, because
[41:12] Speaker 1: we have to check with him to make sure the
[41:13] Speaker 1: other one isn't doing it, because we don't know what
[41:15] Speaker 1: murders we're doing, except for tonight, when I know what
[41:16] Speaker 1: Karen's doing. Uh.
[41:18] Speaker 2: Well, it also the car. She goes, you're doing my
[41:20] Speaker 2: backup murder, just like it's my front up murder.
[41:25] Speaker 1: Girl.
[41:27] Speaker 2: You just make a list of twenty murders, you're like, sorry,
[41:30] Speaker 2: that's mine. You took it, that's mine. Well, this one
[41:33] Speaker 2: is I have to say, I think of all the
[41:36] Speaker 2: murders I've ever read or done, it just has so
[41:41] Speaker 2: much shit going on. That's so uh, it's it's beyond
[41:48] Speaker 2: And yet.
[41:49] Speaker 1: I actually I didn't. I just saw a shark arm
[41:52] Speaker 1: murder and I was like, com I do that, and
[41:53] Speaker 1: so I don't know a lot about it.
[41:54] Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, you just looked at the title.
[41:56] Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna sit back then.
[41:59] Speaker 2: That wouldn't be if it do it. Oh, I'm gonna
[42:02] Speaker 2: sit back now and then tip it this way and
[42:06] Speaker 2: then fall, flatten it down, roll yourself up in the rug.
[42:14] Speaker 2: It's really funny because this somewhere along the line, this
[42:17] Speaker 2: rug got put into our writers, like this is the
[42:19] Speaker 2: stage design for us, and that means that everywhere we go,
[42:23] Speaker 2: somebody has to buy your rug. Yeah, and I'm like
[42:27] Speaker 2: carry it around all the time.
[42:28] Speaker 1: And someone gets like at the venue is like, well
[42:31] Speaker 1: we don't have a rug. We're really mad at us.
[42:33] Speaker 2: Yeah, We're like, we're sorry about the rug, and we're
[42:35] Speaker 2: just like, you don't care a fuck about the rug.
[42:40] Speaker 1: Anyway.
[42:41] Speaker 2: That was just a bit of a behind the scenes
[42:44] Speaker 2: It's for you tonight, rug.
[42:46] Speaker 1: Tonight, you guys get to know all the shit.
[42:48] Speaker 2: Tonight to night No okay, April seventeenth, Thank you, nineteen
[42:54] Speaker 2: thirty five. A fisherman hooks a small shark off of
[42:58] Speaker 2: what I'm imagining to be pronounced Coogie beach.
[43:03] Speaker 1: Now yeah, by the laughter, I'm gonna.
[43:07] Speaker 2: Guess no, Kuchi Kuci Beach. Could oh, I see this
[43:16] Speaker 2: is a sexy country Kucci beach.
[43:22] Speaker 1: All right, you guys said it.
[43:24] Speaker 2: I mean, okay, listen to this shit. This fisherman catches
[43:33] Speaker 2: a shark right kind of small, and as he's reeling
[43:36] Speaker 2: the small shark in, a huge shark jumps up and
[43:41] Speaker 2: eats the smaller shark. And so then the fisherman holds
[43:45] Speaker 2: the huge shark in a lie.
[43:47] Speaker 1: Wow, this is a ship that would go fucking viral
[43:50] Speaker 1: if he had.
[43:50] Speaker 2: A camera back then, can you imagine? Yes, that Kuci
[43:54] Speaker 2: Beach fisherman would.
[43:55] Speaker 1: Be Bill Janaire.
[43:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd bet the YouTube convention. Yeah okay, so that alone,
[44:05] Speaker 2: we're in again. If this was a movie and that's
[44:08] Speaker 2: the first scene, you're not leaving that seat. You're like,
[44:11] Speaker 2: whoever this director is, you're my favorite artist of all time?
[44:14] Speaker 1: Like what that wouldn't happen? No?
[44:17] Speaker 2: Oh, oh my God, I can't believe I caught it
[44:19] Speaker 2: such a small shark. Holy shit, jaws is here. So
[44:24] Speaker 2: what they do is, it's almost it's coming up on
[44:30] Speaker 2: Anzac Day and Anzac Day in Australia is it basically
[44:36] Speaker 2: is honors all the soldiers that went off to World
[44:38] Speaker 2: War One from New Zealand and from Australia, and it's
[44:41] Speaker 2: a big holiday. It's a big holiday weekend. So in
[44:44] Speaker 2: nineteen thirty five, the Cuccie Aquarium baths. Oh do we
[44:51] Speaker 2: have the picture of the Cuchie Aquarium, Bass Steven, We do.
[44:54] Speaker 2: So they were like, uh, it was like a big
[44:58] Speaker 2: fancy complex.
[44:59] Speaker 1: Hold on, I see the word refreshments. Yeah, I see
[45:03] Speaker 1: the word rooms. I see the words boiling water.
[45:07] Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah. They had so much boiling water there.
[45:11] Speaker 2: What was awesome.
[45:14] Speaker 1: I wonder what the refreshments were.
[45:17] Speaker 2: It was boiling water. You could have all the boiling
[45:20] Speaker 2: water you could drink, but you had to drink it
[45:23] Speaker 2: right by the stove while it was boiling. So that's
[45:26] Speaker 2: why they weren't doing very good business. No, not really. Okay,
[45:32] Speaker 2: So there's ben shark attacks on all along the coast,
[45:37] Speaker 2: and in nineteenth thirty five, in the end of February.
[45:40] Speaker 2: In the beginning of March, three different young men were
[45:44] Speaker 2: killed by sharks on the coast, so they had people
[45:47] Speaker 2: out trying to catch and kill sharks all the time.
[45:50] Speaker 2: They were like, guys, just leave them alone, en, I mean,
[45:52] Speaker 2: number what what sharks?
[45:54] Speaker 1: Yes, stand fucking ocean. I love that where they're like,
[45:59] Speaker 1: we're going to take care of the shark problem by
[46:02] Speaker 1: killing three sharks or whatever. The like, there's so many more.
[46:07] Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, you kind of it's it's a hard one
[46:09] Speaker 2: to solve when they've been around for eighty million years.
[46:12] Speaker 1: And they don't need to change because they're perfect fucking
[46:15] Speaker 1: mond killing machines, preaching.
[46:17] Speaker 2: They have so many rows of teeth. Oh my god.
[46:20] Speaker 1: Steve and I.
[46:21] Speaker 2: Started getting into this thing today. He started sending me
[46:23] Speaker 2: pictures the sharks with human teeth. Those it's the best
[46:28] Speaker 2: thing of all time because when they're a picture, No,
[46:31] Speaker 2: I don't think so you don't have one, Stephen. I
[46:33] Speaker 2: mean you could just imagine it's like a jar, like
[46:35] Speaker 2: it's a shark picture coming at you with the crazy
[46:38] Speaker 2: fucking pointed teeth. Rose Rose Rose. But instead of that,
[46:42] Speaker 2: it's like Taylor Swift's teeth. So it's like it's like,
[46:46] Speaker 2: oh my god, I need a se fucking hilarious. Anyway,
[46:50] Speaker 2: we had a great time guys. So anyway, the owner
[46:54] Speaker 2: of the Kouchi Baths was like, business is slow because
[46:58] Speaker 2: there's been these shark. But we've got this big holiday.
[47:02] Speaker 1: Weekend coming up.
[47:03] Speaker 2: I'm gonna get that big ass shark that that guy
[47:05] Speaker 2: just caught stick him in inside the baths. Can you
[47:09] Speaker 2: show the inside? It's still alive. So they decide they're
[47:13] Speaker 2: going to put it. So that's the baths. It's all
[47:15] Speaker 2: salt water. The salt water's coming in from the ocean,
[47:18] Speaker 2: and wh people go and swim in salt water. They
[47:21] Speaker 2: have the same thing in San Francisco's Sutro baths. It
[47:23] Speaker 2: was right on the coast. Okay, so steven. So they
[47:27] Speaker 2: take the shark and they put it in the in
[47:29] Speaker 2: the pool so people can come pay money and look
[47:32] Speaker 2: at the thing that's killing people in the water.
[47:35] Speaker 1: Can they say that with him?
[47:39] Speaker 2: You know, people just stood around and see he's pretty big.
[47:42] Speaker 2: He's pretty big. He was what you like to say
[47:46] Speaker 2: down here, uh four meters long and one ton with
[47:55] Speaker 2: two ends in an e what a measurement.
[48:00] Speaker 1: So this poor shark is.
[48:05] Speaker 2: So at first when he's there, he's there for a week.
[48:08] Speaker 2: In the beginning, he's swimming around, everyone's freaking out, paying money,
[48:10] Speaker 2: and everything's working out great. But after a week the
[48:14] Speaker 2: shark starts acting strangely. It's moving slowly, it seems disoriented,
[48:18] Speaker 2: it seems sick. And then on Anzac Day, at four
[48:22] Speaker 2: point thirty pm, there's a small crowd in the baths
[48:26] Speaker 2: watching the shark, and the shark goes into a frenzy.
[48:30] Speaker 2: And then, as it's quoted here, I got all this
[48:33] Speaker 2: information from the Sydney Crime Museum website and the Dictionaryofsydney
[48:37] Speaker 2: dot org, and of course our Wikipedia starts to go crazy.
[48:44] Speaker 2: And then it starts vomiting copiously, is the quote. And
[48:49] Speaker 2: out of its stomach come a rat, a rat, a rat,
[48:54] Speaker 2: a bird, the remains of the smaller shark that he
[48:58] Speaker 2: ate earlier. And then a big surprise, a severed human arm.
[49:05] Speaker 2: So those people standing around at the Kuci bath, they're okay,
[49:09] Speaker 2: there's the arm.
[49:11] Speaker 1: No, yeah, but look at his dukes, his tattoos dukes
[49:15] Speaker 1: are up.
[49:15] Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. The arm has a very distinctive
[49:18] Speaker 2: tattoo of two boxers warming up together, two boxers boxing arm.
[49:25] Speaker 1: We need to each get that. Should we get it?
[49:28] Speaker 2: I get one boxer and you get the other? Or
[49:30] Speaker 2: should we get a tattoo of a severed arm with
[49:32] Speaker 2: boxers on the arm?
[49:34] Speaker 1: You know someone has that somewhere, I hope.
[49:36] Speaker 2: So Okay, So now I'm only halfway down the first
[49:42] Speaker 2: page of the story. That's all I'd like to say.
[49:45] Speaker 2: Right now, We've already got a double shark attack. And
[49:49] Speaker 2: then the shark barfs in front of everybody, a paying audience,
[49:53] Speaker 2: which I would have loved. Ann he barfs up a
[49:57] Speaker 2: human arm. So they call the police. They get the
[50:00] Speaker 2: arm out of the pool, they take it to inspect it,
[50:05] Speaker 2: and they notice that it is not the remnants of
[50:09] Speaker 2: the shark having eaten a person, because the arm has
[50:13] Speaker 2: been severed, not bitten.
[50:14] Speaker 1: I didn't know.
[50:15] Speaker 2: Yeah, So now they know something's going on and they
[50:19] Speaker 2: have to look into it.
[50:20] Speaker 1: Okay.
[50:20] Speaker 2: So then they take the arm down to the police station.
[50:24] Speaker 2: I'm assuming I'm not. They fingerprint the hand of the arm.
[50:27] Speaker 1: Oh my god, huh, and.
[50:31] Speaker 2: They find out that it belongs to a Billiard former boxer,
[50:38] Speaker 2: Billiard's Tall owner and small time criminal Jim Smith, who
[50:41] Speaker 2: had been missing since April seventh?
[50:44] Speaker 1: How long was that.
[50:47] Speaker 2: To? April twenty fifth is Anzac Day? So you do
[50:51] Speaker 2: the math. I can't. Smith also lived in bal Main.
[50:57] Speaker 4: Hey, look, listen, look and listen and spell your cities correctly.
[51:12] Speaker 2: We just I think everywhere we go we're gonna have
[51:14] Speaker 2: to sit down with a native for like two hours
[51:18] Speaker 2: before we go out on stage.
[51:19] Speaker 1: Two minutes. Really, I mean, we don't need to take
[51:23] Speaker 1: that much time. We get to ask a person at
[51:26] Speaker 1: the front desk of the hotel.
[51:27] Speaker 2: Cut into that mascara time for just a little bit,
[51:30] Speaker 2: how do we say this word?
[51:32] Speaker 1: Okay, got it? And then we do things correctly at
[51:35] Speaker 1: the show.
[51:36] Speaker 2: Listen, Jim Smith lived in that town with his wife
[51:39] Speaker 2: and child, and we're just going to start saying. That
[51:42] Speaker 2: town and his billiards hall, as they were back then,
[51:46] Speaker 2: was a quote seedy type of place where vice flourished.
[51:50] Speaker 2: Sounds fun, fun, lots of rugby. So Jim Smith was
[51:56] Speaker 2: also a police informant or what they call a fizz
[51:59] Speaker 2: gig or fizzer that's you, guys, is not precious like okay.
[52:04] Speaker 2: So they look into his situation and they find that
[52:10] Speaker 2: either it is Billiard's Hall or the other place he works,
[52:12] Speaker 2: which was called the Tattersalls Club. He had fell in
[52:16] Speaker 2: with a criminal, doing business with a criminal named Reginald Holmes.
[52:20] Speaker 2: Let's take a look at Reginald Homes. He's a classic
[52:23] Speaker 2: kind of oh no, fuck, good day, good day to you, sir,
[52:28] Speaker 2: everything about him. Reginald has a whole box of pinky rings.
[52:32] Speaker 2: He keeps on his dresser.
[52:35] Speaker 1: Those teeth have to be put in every morning and
[52:38] Speaker 1: taken out every night, for sure, I don't kind of.
[52:42] Speaker 1: And sometimes when he talks when he's drunk.
[52:43] Speaker 2: They come out like for sure though they just slip
[52:46] Speaker 2: down a tiny bit or at least.
[52:47] Speaker 1: The two front teeth, you know how they what do
[52:49] Speaker 1: they call this anyways? Clippers? Anyways?
[52:52] Speaker 2: Also, I think Stephen needs a pencil thin mustache. Oh
[52:56] Speaker 2: I think that needs to be the next direction he
[52:58] Speaker 2: takes it. Yeah, it's a fact, div okay, all right.
[53:01] Speaker 2: So that's Reginald Holmes. And he was from a family
[53:06] Speaker 2: of very successful boat makers and he was rich. He
[53:11] Speaker 2: had a big mansion at McMahon's point. His business was
[53:14] Speaker 2: in Lavender Bay, all your favorite places. And he has
[53:19] Speaker 2: a wife, two children. He's a regular at the Royal
[53:22] Speaker 2: Sydney yacht club. He's a pillar of the local Presbyterian church.
[53:25] Speaker 2: But he was also a smuggler and a fraudster as
[53:30] Speaker 2: as they call him. Yes, So what he would do
[53:32] Speaker 2: was he hired men to drive motor boats out to
[53:35] Speaker 2: sea that would pick up packages that sailors would throw
[53:40] Speaker 2: off of boats. And the packages would be full of cocaine,
[53:43] Speaker 2: or they would be full of cigarettes, or they would
[53:45] Speaker 2: be full of other things that you weren't allowed to have.
[53:47] Speaker 1: This some straight fucking boardwalk empire shit right here. Yes,
[53:50] Speaker 1: guys seeing this. This guy's nookie, He's watch it. It's
[53:55] Speaker 1: a fucking great show. Rich.
[53:58] Speaker 2: So Jim Smith drove one of those boats. So that's
[54:02] Speaker 2: how they all kind of know each other. And so
[54:04] Speaker 2: that's the cops are starting to find all of this out,
[54:06] Speaker 2: and they also find out that the two Redge and
[54:10] Speaker 2: Jim had started a racket with a convicted forger named
[54:14] Speaker 2: Patrick Brady. Here's Patrick Brady. Not I wouldn't say as
[54:19] Speaker 2: much of a classy gent as Regg. Probably didn't go
[54:23] Speaker 2: to the yacht club that much. Just this is very superficial.
[54:27] Speaker 2: But old Pat Brady I think was like the whiskey
[54:32] Speaker 2: And though I think he was good at drawing because
[54:39] Speaker 2: he was a forger. Oh yeah, so he's probably smart,
[54:43] Speaker 2: real sharp, but I did he had a foul mouth,
[54:46] Speaker 2: all right. So the three of them are doing this
[54:50] Speaker 2: thing where Patrick Brady makes checks and he would get
[54:56] Speaker 2: they would get the name of Regge's fancy friends and
[54:58] Speaker 2: the people that he would make it's for, and they
[55:01] Speaker 2: would make fake checks and then I believe Jim Smith
[55:04] Speaker 2: would go cash those checks. And so they were in
[55:08] Speaker 2: that a ring of deceit and deception. I don't know
[55:13] Speaker 2: what I'm saying, but apparently in the police find out
[55:17] Speaker 2: that Jim started blackmailing Reginald Holmes, and obviously was not
[55:22] Speaker 2: a good idea. So on April seventh, nineteen thirty five,
[55:26] Speaker 2: Jim Smith tells his wife that he's going to go fishing,
[55:29] Speaker 2: but instead he went and played cards with Patrick Brady
[55:32] Speaker 2: at the Cecil Hotel in Crenula. Fuck.
[55:36] Speaker 1: Yes, good job, Yes, good job, Thank you so much.
[55:41] Speaker 2: It felt good. It was like I just didn't think
[55:43] Speaker 2: about it. I just was like, I'll just say it.
[55:45] Speaker 2: I don't want to overthink.
[55:47] Speaker 1: It, because you get we were starting to get like
[55:49] Speaker 1: scared of saying places.
[55:51] Speaker 2: I'm scared of words and letters I.
[55:53] Speaker 1: Mean numbers stun't getting started.
[55:55] Speaker 2: Oh my god, maps, I can't even Okay, So he lies.
[56:00] Speaker 2: This is their love. He lies to his wife, says
[56:03] Speaker 2: he's going to go fishing, and said he goes and
[56:04] Speaker 2: play his cards. Wow, yeah, roll those dice.
[56:08] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[56:10] Speaker 2: So Patrick Brady had a rented cottage nearby where they
[56:15] Speaker 2: were drinking and playing cards, and that comes into play later.
[56:19] Speaker 2: So a taxi driver testifies that he picked up Patrick
[56:24] Speaker 2: Brady from Canola and he drove him to a Reginald
[56:28] Speaker 2: Holmes house at three Baby Street in mcmhon's point apparently
[56:32] Speaker 2: very nice area, and or was in nineteen thirty five,
[56:36] Speaker 2: and on the same day that Jim Smith went missing.
[56:40] Speaker 2: And the cab driver said, quote, he was disheveled. He
[56:44] Speaker 2: had a hand in his pocket that he wouldn't take out.
[56:46] Speaker 1: What do you think it's in there like an.
[56:49] Speaker 2: Arm because his hand was holding down an arm. No,
[56:55] Speaker 2: I don't know what if he cut the bottom out
[56:57] Speaker 2: of his pocket, he was holding hands with the arm. No, No,
[57:03] Speaker 2: this is a criminal. You have to think like a criminal.
[57:08] Speaker 1: Okay.
[57:10] Speaker 2: So, uh so Patrick Brady's arrested. So they get that testimony.
[57:15] Speaker 2: They arrest Patrick Brady on May sixteenth, they charge him
[57:18] Speaker 2: with the murder of Jim Smith. When the police bring
[57:21] Speaker 2: in Reginald Holmes to question him because they know he's
[57:25] Speaker 2: in the circuit, reg says he's never met Patrick Bady.
[57:28] Speaker 2: He doesn't know who they're talking about. So he ends up.
[57:31] Speaker 2: They ends up letting him go there. They don't have
[57:33] Speaker 2: anything to hold him on, so he leaves, goes home.
[57:36] Speaker 2: Four days later, May twentieth, he goes into his boat
[57:40] Speaker 2: shed and attempts suicide by shooting himself in the head
[57:43] Speaker 2: with a thirty two. Reginald does, Reginald does, Richie, Richie
[57:48] Speaker 2: rich Reginald. Okay, But here's the thing. The bullet flattened
[57:53] Speaker 2: against the bone in his forehead, and so he was
[57:57] Speaker 2: merely stunned.
[58:00] Speaker 1: What did you make that up?
[58:07] Speaker 2: I wish I did. It would be such good writing.
[58:12] Speaker 1: Wow, that SuDS. That's some forehead.
[58:16] Speaker 2: I mean, that's like a fucking plate. Yeah, it's so
[58:21] Speaker 2: he stuns himself by shooting himself in the fucking head.
[58:27] Speaker 1: Stunning. It is stunning. It's stunning. It is stunning.
[58:32] Speaker 2: He falls in he's like in his boat or whatever.
[58:35] Speaker 2: He falls into the water. He falls into the water.
[58:39] Speaker 2: The water revives him from a bullet to the head,
[58:44] Speaker 2: and he comes to He gets into his boat and
[58:46] Speaker 2: he's he starts driving around Sydney Harbor. He disrupts the
[58:51] Speaker 2: ferry services. Do you think he's just screaming, Yeah, the
[58:55] Speaker 2: futs don't work on my head. You come at me,
[59:02] Speaker 2: Your son's a bitch. Yeah, m hmmm. He does this
[59:08] Speaker 2: for four hours. Shit, I mean, what would you do, right,
[59:12] Speaker 2: come among us but.
[59:14] Speaker 1: Lose their shit?
[59:16] Speaker 2: Who among us is right? He finally takes out of
[59:21] Speaker 2: the harbor, goes two kilometers out to see and he
[59:24] Speaker 2: finally just stops. He allows the police to come on board,
[59:28] Speaker 2: and he says, uh, to the police, Jimmy Smith is
[59:33] Speaker 2: dead and there's only another left. If you leave me
[59:36] Speaker 2: until tonight, I will finish him.
[59:39] Speaker 1: Oh okay. Cops are like sure.
[59:42] Speaker 2: So it's like we suspect we're the police, and we
[59:45] Speaker 2: suspect you of being involved in a murder. And then
[59:48] Speaker 2: you're like, look, I don't know that guy, but if
[59:52] Speaker 2: you just give me a day, I'll kill him. Yeah. Yeah, Rich,
[59:58] Speaker 2: get your shit together.
[59:59] Speaker 1: Yeah, what'd you what'd you get the fucking concussion when
[1:00:02] Speaker 1: you shot yourself in the head?
[1:00:04] Speaker 2: What did that? Somehow affect you mentally that you shot
[1:00:07] Speaker 2: yourself right in the fucking head. Okay, so there's an
[1:00:12] Speaker 2: empty bottle of brandy in the boat. Of course could
[1:00:15] Speaker 2: have had something to do with it, but also it
[1:00:17] Speaker 2: could have been a bullet to the head.
[1:00:20] Speaker 1: Uh.
[1:00:20] Speaker 2: So Detective Sergeant Frank Matthews questions reg and he says, uh,
[1:00:28] Speaker 2: he spills it. He says, Patrick Brady killed Jim Smith,
[1:00:31] Speaker 2: dismembered his body, put it in a trunk, and threw
[1:00:34] Speaker 2: it into Gunna Matta Bay.
[1:00:37] Speaker 1: Fucking nobody knows what that is.
[1:00:39] Speaker 2: I know, like, we don't have that here. You got
[1:00:43] Speaker 2: that from the wrong article.
[1:00:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, we go to a different bay.
[1:00:47] Speaker 2: That's not our by, it's not our bae. They call
[1:00:51] Speaker 2: that putting a body onto a trunk and throwing it
[1:00:53] Speaker 2: into the bay. They call that a Sydney send off.
[1:00:55] Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's not an accusation.
[1:00:59] Speaker 1: I got it.
[1:01:00] Speaker 2: I got it from Sydney dictionary.
[1:01:02] Speaker 1: Dot org.
[1:01:04] Speaker 2: Wow, not dot even dot com. That's a dot org.
[1:01:07] Speaker 2: So they know what they're talking about.
[1:01:08] Speaker 1: Slash aut slash e du Okay, so go on tell
[1:01:17] Speaker 1: me this is fucking crazy. It's insane.
[1:01:21] Speaker 2: So then he claimed that Patrick Brady came to his house,
[1:01:25] Speaker 2: showed him Smith's severed arm.
[1:01:27] Speaker 1: Me check your on, but I did back in the pocket.
[1:01:32] Speaker 2: And then hmmm mmm, oh my god, and then threaten
[1:01:41] Speaker 2: Holmes with murder if he did not immediately receive five
[1:01:45] Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
[1:01:49] Speaker 1: Oh hey, I have the earrings on two IoT?
[1:01:55] Speaker 2: Go on, Hi, what does doesn't this story have that
[1:02:01] Speaker 2: you're not completely focused on everything? I can't give you
[1:02:06] Speaker 2: more than this. No story will ever be more interesting.
[1:02:10] Speaker 2: And you're fucking touching your ear rings.
[1:02:15] Speaker 1: Listen like cats span about three year old right here?
[1:02:20] Speaker 1: Go on, I'm sorry. Oh no, no, no, I'm here
[1:02:23] Speaker 1: with you. Please, I'm supporting you.
[1:02:26] Speaker 2: Okay. They they start up a Corner's in quest in
[1:02:30] Speaker 2: my mind as well as yours. Okay, that's how I
[1:02:33] Speaker 2: knew what one was. Okay. So the day before the
[1:02:37] Speaker 2: Corner's in Quest, reg Holmes withdraws five hundred dollars from
[1:02:41] Speaker 2: his bank account, and in late in the evening, he
[1:02:44] Speaker 2: tells his wife that he has to go meet someone.
[1:02:46] Speaker 2: They lie to their wives so much nineteen thirty five.
[1:02:49] Speaker 1: Maybe if you were honest to your wife, you wouldn't.
[1:02:53] Speaker 2: His wife's like, get out of here. His forehead is
[1:02:56] Speaker 2: so hard yeah, you can go anywhere you want, get
[1:03:01] Speaker 2: away from me. Yeah, lie to me, You're like a monster.
[1:03:06] Speaker 1: Okay.
[1:03:08] Speaker 2: Early the next morning, which is the day of the Corners.
[1:03:10] Speaker 2: In Quest June eleventh, ninety thirty five, reginal Holmes is
[1:03:13] Speaker 2: found dead in the driver's seat of his nash saidan
[1:03:16] Speaker 2: with three gunshot wounds to the chest. And he is
[1:03:20] Speaker 2: the inquest star witness. He wasn't invincible, he isn't well.
[1:03:24] Speaker 1: They didn't get him.
[1:03:25] Speaker 2: Hair right, but he was never offered police protection, so
[1:03:30] Speaker 2: he so but so, there's a guy named Alex castlesho
[1:03:35] Speaker 2: was a professor and he wrote a book in nineteen
[1:03:37] Speaker 2: ninety five called The Shark Are Murders, which everyone should read.
[1:03:40] Speaker 2: I definitely am going to just to see if it's
[1:03:43] Speaker 2: actually real. It would be amazing if, like the Sydney
[1:03:47] Speaker 2: Dictionary dot org was just a prank website and it's.
[1:03:50] Speaker 1: Like and everyone here knew it.
[1:03:52] Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
[1:03:53] Speaker 1: It's like she fucking fell for it.
[1:03:55] Speaker 2: That's my little brother, Are you stupid? But Professor Castle's
[1:04:02] Speaker 2: believes that Reginald Holmes took out a contract on his
[1:04:07] Speaker 2: own life because to spare his family the shame of
[1:04:11] Speaker 2: him be going to jail. Oh that's his theory, okay,
[1:04:16] Speaker 2: because the crime scene was made to appear like Holmes
[1:04:19] Speaker 2: had committed suicide, except for there were three bullet wounds
[1:04:23] Speaker 2: in his chest. Yeah, that would You'd have to really
[1:04:27] Speaker 2: be fucking dedicated. Yeah, just one more.
[1:04:31] Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, I've tried this before, didn't work. I'm
[1:04:33] Speaker 1: going to triple down on this one.
[1:04:35] Speaker 2: I'm just really going to focus and I'm going to
[1:04:38] Speaker 2: just set my intention. I'm going to do some slight
[1:04:42] Speaker 2: yogic breathing.
[1:04:45] Speaker 1: Okay.
[1:04:45] Speaker 2: The police have no doubt that he's been murdered, right
[1:04:48] Speaker 2: because uh tis well, yes, And but also they find
[1:04:56] Speaker 2: out that Jim Smith, they believe that Jim Smith was
[1:04:59] Speaker 2: killed by Patrick Brady on the orders of gangland figure
[1:05:03] Speaker 2: Eddie Wyman, who was arrested while attempting to forge a
[1:05:07] Speaker 2: check in nineteen thirty four the year before, and the
[1:05:10] Speaker 2: reason he got arrested was because of a tip that
[1:05:12] Speaker 2: Jim Smith had given to the police because he was
[1:05:15] Speaker 2: a Phis Gig informant. Fine, listen, that's fine.
[1:05:21] Speaker 1: We're on the same wavelength.
[1:05:26] Speaker 2: So when that happens and Jim Smith is exposed as
[1:05:30] Speaker 2: a police informant, all of the Cee the Underworld, Billiard's
[1:05:35] Speaker 2: Hall Dennison's know that he's a stool pigeon, and he
[1:05:39] Speaker 2: basically has a target on his very soft forehead. Yes,
[1:05:44] Speaker 2: right at the top of his arm. Okay, so here's
[1:05:48] Speaker 2: the thing. The inquest starts on June twelfth, nineteen thirty five,
[1:05:54] Speaker 2: but the case against Patrick Brady falls apart because there's
[1:05:57] Speaker 2: no evidence. So Brady's lawyer of it actually claimed there
[1:06:01] Speaker 2: was not enough substance to even begin the inquest. He
[1:06:05] Speaker 2: argued that an arm quote does not constitute a body,
[1:06:08] Speaker 2: which is you can't argue with that, it's just part,
[1:06:13] Speaker 2: and that Jim Smith Minus's arm could very well be
[1:06:16] Speaker 2: alive somewhere else, which is true totally.
[1:06:19] Speaker 1: Ooh, what if he was like, oh, buddy, they're gonna
[1:06:22] Speaker 1: come after me, take my arm. I'm gonna get the
[1:06:25] Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Yeah, you keep this, you show
[1:06:28] Speaker 1: them my arm.
[1:06:28] Speaker 2: Yeah, then do a bunch of other crazy shit and
[1:06:32] Speaker 2: do whatever the fuck you want. Do what you want,
[1:06:35] Speaker 2: you'll take. I never like this tattoo anyway. It's kind
[1:06:38] Speaker 2: it's too big, and it doesn't obvious. I'm not that
[1:06:41] Speaker 2: into boxing. I was drunk and my friend made me
[1:06:44] Speaker 2: do it. Yep, Brady is found guilty and acquitted. I
[1:06:48] Speaker 2: mean sorry, not guilty and acquitted. That's the craziest part
[1:06:52] Speaker 2: of the story. He's found guilty and immediately acquitted.
[1:06:56] Speaker 1: So for the next.
[1:06:57] Speaker 2: Thirty years, Patrick Brady steadfastly maintained he was in no
[1:07:00] Speaker 2: way connected to the murder of Jim Smith. And he
[1:07:03] Speaker 2: died in Sydney on April eighteenth, nineteen sixty five, at
[1:07:07] Speaker 2: the age of seventy six. Reginald Holmes was cremated on
[1:07:11] Speaker 2: June thirteenth, nineteen thirty five, and he left an estate
[1:07:14] Speaker 2: valued it over thirty four thousand dollars in nineteen thirty five,
[1:07:18] Speaker 2: which today is millions of dollars.
[1:07:22] Speaker 1: That would be a millionaire back then. Yeah, not really,
[1:07:26] Speaker 1: I'll just be like doing okay, just tell her how
[1:07:30] Speaker 1: much money I know, right, well, I'm giving it all
[1:07:34] Speaker 1: into a fucking hurricane. So what did I just threw
[1:07:39] Speaker 1: it into a hurricane. I hope they're giving some money
[1:07:43] Speaker 1: to the hurricane. Here, pay off the hurricane. Get out
[1:07:48] Speaker 1: of hair.
[1:07:51] Speaker 2: You guys may have already read this, but this is
[1:07:53] Speaker 2: something like on our Twitter that everyone's retreating because you
[1:07:56] Speaker 2: may have known this, but the State of Florida actually
[1:07:59] Speaker 2: had to put out a warning to its citizens not
[1:08:03] Speaker 2: to shoot at the hurricane.
[1:08:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where we live. Can someone can we live here? Please?
[1:08:14] Speaker 2: You can yell at us all you want, just as
[1:08:16] Speaker 2: long as no one shoots us. And even though the
[1:08:22] Speaker 2: Navy and the Air Force searched Port Hacking and Gunna
[1:08:25] Speaker 2: Mada Bay, the thing you deny.
[1:08:27] Speaker 1: Exists but I insist is real.
[1:08:30] Speaker 2: They never found the rest of Jim Smith's body, so
[1:08:33] Speaker 2: he could be but they don't know. That's it. That's
[1:08:37] Speaker 2: the arm Shark Shark Arm murder.
[1:08:41] Speaker 1: That crazy fun full of twists and turns, nothing too controversial,
[1:08:50] Speaker 1: you know for a true crime podcast.
[1:08:53] Speaker 2: Yeah crazy, Okay.
[1:08:59] Speaker 1: We're back. And any updates on this legendary story there are,
[1:09:04] Speaker 1: It's just.
[1:09:04] Speaker 2: This one, which is in twenty twenty, a book called
[1:09:07] Speaker 2: Shark Arm, A colon, a shark, a tattooed arm, and
[1:09:11] Speaker 2: Two Unsolved Murders was published about this case. The authors,
[1:09:16] Speaker 2: Philip Rupe and Kevin Meager, are the people who put
[1:09:20] Speaker 2: that book together. So if you want to know all
[1:09:22] Speaker 2: the details and have it all laid out for you,
[1:09:25] Speaker 2: I would get Shark Arm colon a Shark a tattooed
[1:09:28] Speaker 2: arm and two unsolved murders.
[1:09:29] Speaker 1: And then also the Dollip did that. I can't remember
[1:09:32] Speaker 1: it was before or after us. It was before, Yeah,
[1:09:34] Speaker 1: that's what I thought.
[1:09:35] Speaker 2: I used to call Dave when they did good stories
[1:09:38] Speaker 2: and I'd be like, so, since that one was a murder,
[1:09:40] Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to probably take salla or he would
[1:09:44] Speaker 2: text me and be like, we just covered this, you
[1:09:45] Speaker 2: have to do it.
[1:09:46] Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh that's not fair. He's any sense to his notes.
[1:09:49] Speaker 2: He's like, just read this.
[1:09:51] Speaker 1: Gareth calls me and he's like, I don't have notes
[1:09:52] Speaker 1: because I don't actually do any homework. God damn it.
[1:09:56] Speaker 2: He really figured it out.
[1:09:57] Speaker 1: Okay, should we get into the hometown. Yes, let's hear
[1:10:01] Speaker 1: the hometown about John Wayne Glover the Granny Killer. Do
[1:10:08] Speaker 1: we should we?
[1:10:10] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[1:10:10] Speaker 1: We can we.
[1:10:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do at home. Let's do some hometowns.
[1:10:17] Speaker 1: But take a bow.
[1:10:19] Speaker 2: What if I just threw up immediately? Oh my god,
[1:10:21] Speaker 2: it's over.
[1:10:22] Speaker 5: Thank God.
[1:10:25] Speaker 1: I don't I let Karen choose.
[1:10:27] Speaker 2: Well, but oh right, we we got a fun tweet
[1:10:31] Speaker 2: and we want There's someone who made us a very
[1:10:33] Speaker 2: great and specific offer. I think her name is Joe
[1:10:36] Speaker 2: do you are you still here? Are you here? Can
[1:10:39] Speaker 2: you moonwalk?
[1:10:40] Speaker 1: And is your name? Joe? Yes?
[1:10:41] Speaker 2: Can you please come up here?
[1:10:44] Speaker 1: Yeah? I see her. There's a door with a way.
[1:10:47] Speaker 2: You have to go to that door wherever you are?
[1:10:49] Speaker 1: See that husband of mine? Wait to them, Vince, No,
[1:10:53] Speaker 1: you don't have to do it. I can see you.
[1:10:54] Speaker 1: Are you? Are you here?
[1:10:56] Speaker 2: Is she there?
[1:10:57] Speaker 1: She's coming? I see her, she's so let her go,
[1:11:00] Speaker 1: Let her good bye?
[1:11:01] Speaker 2: Is she moving on her knees? Is anything happened?
[1:11:04] Speaker 1: Can she have me? Can it don't spill? Is there popcorn?
[1:11:07] Speaker 2: Some kind of action so that you.
[1:11:10] Speaker 1: Feel she's gonna come behind you?
[1:11:12] Speaker 2: Steven, get ready, be polite, Stephen and find out her name.
[1:11:16] Speaker 1: We're trying to teach him manners, but he's a millennial
[1:11:20] Speaker 1: and you guys know oh those are yeah? Yeah, there
[1:11:24] Speaker 1: she is there?
[1:11:25] Speaker 2: She is? Yeah, Joe, you didn't think we're taking up
[1:11:31] Speaker 2: I remembered it. Hi, Georgia, this looks like you brought
[1:11:35] Speaker 2: your own microphone.
[1:11:36] Speaker 1: Amazing?
[1:11:37] Speaker 5: Does it wig?
[1:11:38] Speaker 1: Does it work? Is it on? Yeah? If you're going
[1:11:40] Speaker 1: to threaten us with a good time, Oh it doesn't work,
[1:11:44] Speaker 1: thanks David, it was working?
[1:11:45] Speaker 2: Does that one work?
[1:11:46] Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, listen, if you don't need a microphone a moonwalk,
[1:11:50] Speaker 1: So let's go ahead.
[1:11:51] Speaker 2: Wait really quick though, so we're when we're looking at Twitter,
[1:11:56] Speaker 2: and can you just tell the people what you tweeted
[1:11:58] Speaker 2: at us?
[1:11:59] Speaker 6: I said that I'm super good at me walking if
[1:12:01] Speaker 6: you get tired.
[1:12:01] Speaker 1: Of and we don't ever get tired of talking. But yeah, however,
[1:12:10] Speaker 1: we like moonwalking. We love we love to see some Yeah,
[1:12:15] Speaker 1: it's going to work on.
[1:12:17] Speaker 2: What about the road?
[1:12:18] Speaker 1: Do you need to take your shoes on? Okay, here
[1:12:20] Speaker 1: we go. She's got holes in her tights.
[1:12:25] Speaker 3: Yeah, I see it. I did it.
[1:12:30] Speaker 2: No, that was super good.
[1:12:32] Speaker 1: That was great. That was amazing. Do you then? We
[1:12:36] Speaker 1: were like, do you have a home? Now it's not
[1:12:38] Speaker 1: gonna work here.
[1:12:39] Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, that wouldn't work.
[1:12:40] Speaker 1: Okay, do you have a hometown or do you have
[1:12:42] Speaker 1: a really embarrassing thing that.
[1:12:43] Speaker 2: Happen to Yeah, well let's hear yeah you're here.
[1:12:46] Speaker 1: She is. This is a what do they call it
[1:12:48] Speaker 1: a double act when someone's got a two things?
[1:12:49] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, a double act, double a person.
[1:12:54] Speaker 1: Yeah, people at tea things. Well, we met a lot
[1:12:58] Speaker 1: of people. Have you come to Flora there?
[1:13:02] Speaker 5: But I'm going to take a gun.
[1:13:05] Speaker 2: Where are you from?
[1:13:06] Speaker 6: I'm from originally from French as Forest, which is near
[1:13:09] Speaker 6: where this hometown is.
[1:13:11] Speaker 1: And where is that?
[1:13:13] Speaker 2: Oh yeah nearby here?
[1:13:15] Speaker 4: Sure?
[1:13:16] Speaker 2: Well, I mean or insertainy compared to Florida.
[1:13:21] Speaker 1: Okay, okay, there was.
[1:13:23] Speaker 6: This was when I was I look really young for
[1:13:25] Speaker 6: my age.
[1:13:26] Speaker 5: Oh, just out of high school in the late eighties?
[1:13:32] Speaker 1: You do? Did you hear the gasps? They're buying They're
[1:13:36] Speaker 1: buying it, Joe.
[1:13:40] Speaker 6: We were, they've been. This is John Wayne Glover who's
[1:13:43] Speaker 6: the Granny.
[1:13:44] Speaker 2: Killer's Oh yes, Oh I saw that one. I was
[1:13:47] Speaker 2: going to do that and I'm like, I can't. I
[1:13:49] Speaker 2: can't bear it. I can't bear the burden. This is perfect,
[1:13:52] Speaker 2: And I was someone else.
[1:13:54] Speaker 5: I've got a twin sister. She's really pretty. I love
[1:13:56] Speaker 5: making that joke.
[1:13:58] Speaker 1: I get it. It's funny.
[1:14:00] Speaker 2: And wait a second, do you have a podcast too? No,
[1:14:05] Speaker 2: it's for real? Do you really?
[1:14:06] Speaker 1: What is the old? And it's about cults?
[1:14:09] Speaker 2: Are you called?
[1:14:10] Speaker 1: What's it called?
[1:14:11] Speaker 5: Sale Salet?
[1:14:13] Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one. Except my friend.
[1:14:14] Speaker 6: Alex who's here. I'm so shitty because he came up
[1:14:18] Speaker 6: with a much better name. But does it see you
[1:14:20] Speaker 6: last Tuesday.
[1:14:22] Speaker 2: Good.
[1:14:25] Speaker 5: I'm like six episode teen, so I can't change it.
[1:14:27] Speaker 1: No, don't change it.
[1:14:28] Speaker 2: Sorry, Alex. Start your own podcast.
[1:14:31] Speaker 1: It's really easy and historical cunts.
[1:14:35] Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't wait to listen to the
[1:14:37] Speaker 2: Zealot do it? Okay, Yeah, I love it.
[1:14:42] Speaker 1: I love Colts.
[1:14:44] Speaker 2: I did the Family, I know. Oh okay, I know
[1:14:46] Speaker 2: I was.
[1:14:47] Speaker 1: I was kind of shitty because.
[1:14:49] Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, did I miss a lot of ship? I
[1:14:52] Speaker 2: know I missed. Julian Assange was in it, and I
[1:14:55] Speaker 2: didn't say that.
[1:14:56] Speaker 1: Yeah, no he was, Yeah I didn't.
[1:14:58] Speaker 5: And have you seen photos of her now?
[1:15:00] Speaker 2: Yes?
[1:15:02] Speaker 1: Her hairline, yes, no, we saw that one thing just because.
[1:15:05] Speaker 2: She got so many face lifts that her face now
[1:15:08] Speaker 2: starts back here. That's rude. She's very old and dying, okay,
[1:15:14] Speaker 2: but she's a bad person. Yeah, great dresses, Oh my god,
[1:15:20] Speaker 2: such good clothes.
[1:15:22] Speaker 1: So Randicula, we've.
[1:15:25] Speaker 5: We there'd been a couple of old women killed. And
[1:15:30] Speaker 5: in Mossman, which is very ritty suburb.
[1:15:33] Speaker 2: This is all north Shore where everyone's really up tied.
[1:15:39] Speaker 6: And John Wanglove I hated his mother and then he
[1:15:43] Speaker 6: got a stepmother, a mother in law that he also hated, and.
[1:15:46] Speaker 5: He worked as a pie salesman. Prospect like meat pies.
[1:15:52] Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I know what a meat pie is, delicious, savory, pastry,
[1:15:56] Speaker 1: got it.
[1:15:58] Speaker 6: But like door to door or a nursing home to
[1:16:02] Speaker 6: nursing home, I don't know.
[1:16:06] Speaker 5: Old ladies sells pies to their nursing homes.
[1:16:10] Speaker 1: You think he'd be like, I'm going to get another job.
[1:16:12] Speaker 1: I'm going to do something different. And old ladies.
[1:16:17] Speaker 5: Started to die in the nursing homes he delivered to.
[1:16:19] Speaker 5: But no no connection. And he even got in trouble
[1:16:22] Speaker 5: a couple of times for.
[1:16:25] Speaker 6: He just wandered through the nursing homes and just feel
[1:16:28] Speaker 6: old ladies up.
[1:16:30] Speaker 2: He was gross, but.
[1:16:31] Speaker 1: Still no connection.
[1:16:33] Speaker 6: Why would a pie salesman need anything interesting to happen?
[1:16:36] Speaker 1: In music?
[1:16:37] Speaker 2: What? Sorry? What year was this again?
[1:16:40] Speaker 5: Nineteen eighty nine?
[1:16:42] Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you said at the beginning, because you're so young,
[1:16:44] Speaker 2: you're so beautiful.
[1:16:45] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:16:48] Speaker 6: And he would see old ladies coming home from doing
[1:16:52] Speaker 6: their shopping and follow them back to nearly their front door,
[1:16:56] Speaker 6: and then as they were opening the front door, hit.
[1:16:59] Speaker 2: Them in the back of the head with a no
[1:17:01] Speaker 2: and then take them inside.
[1:17:02] Speaker 6: And he wouldn't he'd often still just like one hundred dollars.
[1:17:06] Speaker 5: But he'd leave their jewelry.
[1:17:09] Speaker 6: And he was basically just saying that, you know, he
[1:17:13] Speaker 6: doesn't really know how he does it. He just hates
[1:17:15] Speaker 6: old ladies and can't control himself. But we were we
[1:17:18] Speaker 6: wanted to go, my beautiful twin sister and I we
[1:17:23] Speaker 6: wanted to go to.
[1:17:26] Speaker 5: We're invited to two parties one weekend.
[1:17:28] Speaker 1: Wow, I know.
[1:17:29] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it is when you're young.
[1:17:35] Speaker 6: Uh, And we weren't allowed to go to the nearby
[1:17:38] Speaker 6: one because someone killing old ladies.
[1:17:41] Speaker 1: We were young, though, you are you aging backwards and
[1:17:44] Speaker 1: you looked really old. Done. Yeah, gotta gotta got.
[1:17:47] Speaker 6: It, yes, And so he went to the other party
[1:17:51] Speaker 6: in muss Men and that night he killed someone imossible.
[1:17:56] Speaker 6: That afternoon he had but we hadn't heard from it
[1:17:57] Speaker 6: yet because nineteen eighty nine we were watching Countdown the News.
[1:18:02] Speaker 2: That's a really cool show, is it.
[1:18:03] Speaker 6: Yeah, And eventually he got they made the connection between
[1:18:10] Speaker 6: pies and feeling up old ladies and hitting them on
[1:18:13] Speaker 6: the head. And it would also just steal like one
[1:18:15] Speaker 6: hundred dollars but nothing, no jewelry, and he just go
[1:18:17] Speaker 6: to the nearby r s L.
[1:18:19] Speaker 2: That's it.
[1:18:20] Speaker 1: Like it's no.
[1:18:24] Speaker 2: He said, no, we can't accept any more new information
[1:18:28] Speaker 2: about this country. I'm sorry we maxed out.
[1:18:31] Speaker 1: If I don't understand, it's not true.
[1:18:34] Speaker 5: He'd play the Pokey's with old ladies money.
[1:18:36] Speaker 1: Poky's is the thing you do at a place.
[1:18:40] Speaker 2: Do you a lot of smackies? Play pop? Yeah?
[1:18:43] Speaker 1: How many lots? If it's sort of one or the other.
[1:18:45] Speaker 1: But got it, got it? Got it?
[1:18:50] Speaker 5: Hello and yeah?
[1:18:54] Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
[1:18:57] Speaker 6: And when he got caught, uh he apparently in jail
[1:19:01] Speaker 6: he just did anything to attract attention, and so he
[1:19:05] Speaker 6: killed himself in two thousand and five.
[1:19:06] Speaker 5: But all his all the fellow inmates.
[1:19:09] Speaker 6: Thought he did that for attention and accidentally actually died.
[1:19:14] Speaker 6: So because he would do lots of things to just say,
[1:19:17] Speaker 6: oh poor me, But he's now.
[1:19:22] Speaker 2: Amazing.
[1:19:24] Speaker 1: Can you do one more moonwalk.
[1:19:26] Speaker 2: Before you have?
[1:19:27] Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, yeah, moonwalk away.
[1:19:32] Speaker 2: You guys show everybody. Joe, thank you so much.
[1:19:38] Speaker 1: Perfection. Wow, that is what we're looking at home town.
[1:19:43] Speaker 2: Yes, listen to zell it. I can't wait. I was
[1:19:47] Speaker 2: just oh my god, I love a cult cults. Oh shit, yeah, God,
[1:19:55] Speaker 2: bless Joe for making that offer so good, good and
[1:20:00] Speaker 2: really coming through The vibe was just perfection. It was
[1:20:04] Speaker 2: almost like our birthday party if the year before the
[1:20:09] Speaker 2: birthday party had been ruined by like a tornado. So
[1:20:11] Speaker 2: everyone's like, we're gonna make this the best birthday ever.
[1:20:15] Speaker 1: We're gonna show you. Yeah.
[1:20:17] Speaker 2: First, we'll show you through getting super drunk and supporting you.
[1:20:22] Speaker 1: And having the best accents.
[1:20:24] Speaker 2: Yay. So do you know if there's any updates for
[1:20:26] Speaker 2: this hometown?
[1:20:27] Speaker 1: No updates, Not a lot of updates this episode.
[1:20:30] Speaker 2: All right, Well, this episode was originally entitled Live at
[1:20:33] Speaker 2: the Nmar Theater.
[1:20:35] Speaker 1: And if we were naming it today based on the
[1:20:37] Speaker 1: fucking babble that we say during the show, maybe we
[1:20:40] Speaker 1: would call.
[1:20:41] Speaker 2: It one More Tim Tam. My love of Tim TAM's truly.
[1:20:47] Speaker 2: I mean, the eating that we were doing on that
[1:20:50] Speaker 2: tour was incredible, so good, and the candy being brought
[1:20:54] Speaker 2: to us.
[1:20:55] Speaker 1: Candy was incredible. The Tim Tams were just top notch.
[1:20:58] Speaker 1: We had a cookie bake off recently at the Exactly
[1:21:01] Speaker 1: Right Offices and I submitted in the store bought category
[1:21:06] Speaker 1: and Vince I was like, I don't know what to bring,
[1:21:08] Speaker 1: and Vince brought me home Tim Tams and he's like
[1:21:09] Speaker 1: everyone loves Tim Tams or they've never had them, and
[1:21:12] Speaker 1: yes they were.
[1:21:12] Speaker 2: A fucking hit, they really were, and people do need
[1:21:16] Speaker 2: to know about Tim Tams.
[1:21:17] Speaker 1: It's true totally. We could also call it cold cream
[1:21:20] Speaker 1: all over the place. She just looks like and Thally's
[1:21:24] Speaker 1: just covered in cold cream, yep.
[1:21:26] Speaker 2: Or give it up for rats, which is when Georgia's.
[1:21:33] Speaker 1: That's so ridiculous.
[1:21:34] Speaker 2: I love it's that's us having fun.
[1:21:37] Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Or how about piles of thighs?
[1:21:41] Speaker 2: Yeah. Rugby, Oh my god, the rugby culture we got
[1:21:46] Speaker 2: to be in. And remember we actually got to meet
[1:21:48] Speaker 2: a real rugby, a real Australian rugby player.
[1:21:51] Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys. Let's say goodbye from the stage
[1:21:55] Speaker 1: in Sydney in seventeen.
[1:21:57] Speaker 2: Good day, good day, good day.
[1:22:02] Speaker 1: You guys.
[1:22:04] Speaker 2: Thank god this went the way it did tonight.
[1:22:06] Speaker 1: Thank god, thank you.
[1:22:10] Speaker 2: I knew we needed it.
[1:22:13] Speaker 1: I need it. I need a cry of joy and
[1:22:17] Speaker 1: not just not outright.
[1:22:20] Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing, though, every we're so spoiled. Okay,
[1:22:23] Speaker 2: every show pretty much we've ever done, and especially every
[1:22:28] Speaker 2: show on this run here in your gorgeous country has
[1:22:31] Speaker 2: been amazing, amazing, amazing, like insanely polite audiences, insanely responsive audiences.
[1:22:39] Speaker 2: Everyone buddy gets it, everyone's funny, everyone knows what's going on,
[1:22:43] Speaker 2: So who gives a shit what happened? You know what
[1:22:46] Speaker 2: I mean? Like you guys just reset us. Thank you
[1:22:49] Speaker 2: so much, Thank you so much.
[1:22:52] Speaker 1: Thank you. The support of the people who listen to
[1:22:56] Speaker 1: this podcast makes me feel so much joy. It makes
[1:22:59] Speaker 1: us boke in awe and every fucking day we're we listen,
[1:23:03] Speaker 1: we're divas, but we know how lucky we are.
[1:23:06] Speaker 2: It's crazy and uh, but also it's like we just
[1:23:10] Speaker 2: it's just that thing where we're very lucky in that
[1:23:12] Speaker 2: we hit a thing that galvanized a bunch of people.
[1:23:16] Speaker 2: But it's your guys' thing, you know what I mean.
[1:23:19] Speaker 2: It's it's we all just have the same interest and
[1:23:22] Speaker 2: we're just lucky enough to be the ones talking about it.
[1:23:24] Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening to us, Thank you
[1:23:27] Speaker 2: so much for your support.
[1:23:29] Speaker 1: From the bottom of our heart, this is an amazing show,
[1:23:33] Speaker 1: amazing and we just like you listen.
[1:23:37] Speaker 2: All we want is for you to stay is sexy
[1:23:39] Speaker 2: and don't get.
[1:23:43] Speaker 1: Bye Sam, Thank you, Elvis. Do you want a cookie

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