# Canada’s Secret Trade Weapon: Toilet Paper

An episode of [Because News](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1030012459), 11 Sep 2026, 27 min.

Audio: https://mgln.ai/e/12/cbc.mc.tritondigital.com/CBC_BECAUSENEWS_P/media/becausenews/becausenews-g7gn0dzL-20260911.mp3?ttag=season:12,episode:1

America needs our TP. It’s time to hold the roll, Canada. We have counter-tarriffed capes, cloaks and breeches. Apologies, aristocrats. Quebec has a Celine Dion lotto ticket: My Heart Will Gagnant! King Charles is on the $20 so bring on the Chuck Bucks. Gavin Crawford hosts the news quiz with comedians Alice Moran, Kris Siddiqi and Emma Hunter.

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