# You Never Can Tell

By Bernard Shaw.

"You Never Can Tell" by George Bernard Shaw is a four-act play written in 1897. Mrs. Clandon returns to England with her three children after eighteen years abroad, but the children have no idea who their father is. Through a comedy of errors, they end up inviting him to a family lunch. Meanwhile, a dentist named Valentine falls for Gloria, the eldest daughter who claims to have no interest in love or marriage. A wise waiter dispenses advice with the play's titular phrase as identities become confused and comic situations unfold. (Summary by Project Gutenberg, written by machine.)

- Language: English
- Subjects: Comedy plays; England -- Drama; Runaway husbands -- Drama; Wives -- Drama; Fathers -- Drama; Children -- Drama

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